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  1. May: Whose the creepy guy in the grass? O.o Ash: It's just the Cameraman. by Umby2000
  2. In an attempt to follow up on the popularity of following Pokemon in HGSS, Nintendo unveals its new feature: following people. The feature still has a few bugs to work out. by laironlover77
  3. May: Are We There Yet? Ash: No. May: Are We There Yet? Ash: No! May: Are We There Yet? Ash: Yes. May: OMG REALLY? Ash: NO! NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I SLAP A GIRL! AND oh wait we're there! by
  4. May: Know what else I like? Parfaits. Ash: Ulgh... Pikachu: Pray for mercy from...PIKACHU...in boots. by jagabor
  5. May: -heavily breathing- REEEEMAKKEEE. REEEEEEEMAKKEEE. by Bluffy
  6. Ash:... we really shouldn't have eaten Brock... by laironlover77
  7. Ash is currently being followed by the wild May. He has yet to notice. by laironlover77
  8. AdvanceShipper:ZOMG!!They're so close!Hopefully there will be NO lightning bolts to ruin THIS moment. by Lin
  9. Ash: May, I don't think we're in Hoenn anymore.... by Captain Jigglypuff
  10. To make sure that May didn't get lost on her way to the asylum, Ash offered to take her hand. May refused, reasoning that Pikachu's tail would taste loads better than Ash's smelly hands. by ShiraBliss
  11. Brock was lurking in the bushes, the Writers couldn't get rid of him that easily. by Umby2000
  12. To ensure she wasn't replaced some new girl, May tags along as Ash walks to Sinnoh. by laironlover77
  13. In an attempt to avoid getting seperated, May bites onto Pikachu's tail for dear life. by laironlover77
  14. Ash: *Signs* 200+ episodes of THIS? by Angelic Lapras King
  15. It's a little known fact that Pikachu's tail tastes like banana. by Umby2000
  16. Little did they know, budget cuts meant they'd be walking down that same road for two weeks. by Umby2000
  17. Ash: Pikachu, would you quit breathing so heavily on my nec-HOLY CHEESE, a GIRL!? by Utack and Swampy
  18. Ash: May, you can't stalk me just because you don't have a pokemon yet. by Spud64
  19. Not the best Abby Road album cover impersonation. by The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA
  20. May: Pikachu Flavour, my favourite! Ash/Pikachu: ...¬.¬;; by Umby2000