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PKMN.NET Meet 2079!



Submitted by Angelic Lapras King

  1. Wow. The original human cast of Pokemon have aged VERY badly.... by Captain Jigglypuff
  2. Old People (Together): Lemme pinch those CHEEKS! Pikachu (Whispering to Togepi): Run away now! by Captain Jigglypuff
  3. Remember Ash & friends from Pokemon? this is what they look like now. Feel old yet? by Danatales
  4. Old Woman in Pink: You Pokemon give us something to look forward to! Well you know, other than Death.... Pikachu: You're creeping me out now.... by Captain Jigglypuff
  5. Commercial: All across the world, Pokemon are being mistreated, abused, and held captive against their will. This is Pikachu, an innocent victim. If you would like to see a better day when Pokemon do not have to suffer like this, contact us at 1-800-TEAMPLASMA. by E.K.A.N.S.
  6. Old people: I'm so happy that I could just drop dead right now! Lady in pink: *farts* Everyone: *drops dead* by E.K.A.N.S.
  7. Lady in pink: Did somebody say MILTANK????? ;D by E.K.A.N.S.
  8. I'm the dashing lad in the top left. ;D by SirBlaziken
  9. Pikachu: Must... not... electrocute... Snorlax to my right! Oops! Yup, that's a person. by freddyeddy
  10. Pikachu: This isn't what it looks like. by E.K.A.N.S.
  11. Pikachu: They forced us to get married. Soon they'll put me in a dress and have a tea party. by E.K.A.N.S.
  12. Old man rubbing Pikachu: I think I'll take you home. Pikachu: *grabs Togepi* Sorry, I'm taken. by E.K.A.N.S.
  13. 40 years later... Pikachu: Kids, this is my wedding photo. Now you know why your mother and I never talk. by E.K.A.N.S.
  14. Pikachu: This isn't my wedding photo. It's my WETTING photo. I did wet my pants after all. by E.K.A.N.S.
  15. Old People (all together): WHO WANTS TO DIE??? by E.K.A.N.S.
  16. Old people: Give me Pokemon, or give me death. by E.K.A.N.S.
  17. Old person rubbing Pikachu's head: I will make you mine... by E.K.A.N.S.
  18. Lady in pink: Who wants milk? by E.K.A.N.S.
  19. Togepi: It's one big happy family. by SirBlaziken
  20. Pikachu: Somehow, this is worse than being with Ash. by SirBlaziken