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Death by Berries



Submitted by Angelic Lapras King

  1. Ash may not have died, but his brain died eons ago. by NTN
  2. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, the Ash must want to keep doctors away for like 2 million years by Danatales
  3. Ash: As long as my hat is safe... it doesn't matter that I'm paralyzed for the rest of my life. by NTN
  4. Ash invented a sport called "apple surfing." But his attempts were fruitless. by NTN
  5. Iris: I got bronchitis! Ain't got time for apples! by Captain Jigglypuff
  6. Iris: Oh darn, he's still asleep. I was sure that would work... Well, at least he's got breakfast. by NTN
  7. At the last second Ash makes a grand entrance and says, "Iris... will you marry me?" by NTN
  8. Ash: We did it... We... We BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! by NTN
  9. Ash is BERRIED under a pile of fruit. by NTN
  10. Ash: I may be unable to get up... BUT! I still have this imaginary sandwich! *Pulls out imaginary sandwich* by NTN
  11. Ash: Perform the Missingno glitch? Check! by NTN
  12. Ash: I could've sworn I caught more Tauros than this... by NTN
  13. Ash: I feel your pain, Team Rocket, I feel your pain... by NTN
  14. Iris: How you like THEM apples? Ash (Moaning): They HURT! X___X by Captain Jigglypuff
  15. Iris: Dude aren't you allergic to berries? Ash: Maybe if I eat them all really fast I won't notice.... by Danatales
  16. Pikachu: I'm allergic to apples... by NTN
  17. Iris: How do you like them apples? by NTN
  18. Ash gets drunk and confesses his feelings for Iris. But in his drunk state he causes an avalanche of apples along the way. by NTN
  19. Ash: Note to self... Never open the Berries pocket when Delia Ketchum is the one packing. by NTN
  20. That awkward moment when you get caught smuggling into 6th Gen... by Big Tricks