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ALL HAIL KING VULPIX!



Submitted by Angelic Lapras King

  1. Brock: Will you take my hand in marriage? Vulpix: Vulpix. Brock: YES! I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE by E.K.A.N.S.
  2. Contrary to popular belief, singing to a Pokemon does not increase its capture rate by Danatales
  3. Brock: *singing* "Watch your tongue or have it cut from your head Save your life by keeping whispers unsaid Children roam the streets, now orphans of war Bodies hanging in the streets to adore Royal flames will carve a path in chaos, Bringing daylight to the night Death is riding into town with armor, They've come to take all your rights Hail to the king, hail to the one Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun Hail to the king" by JINZO number 8
  4. Still a better love story than Twilight. by SirBlaziken
  5. Brock: Aaaannnnndddd in this corner, weighing in at 21.8 pounds.... Vuuullllpixxxx! by SirBlaziken
  6. Vulpix: I swear to god if you start singing 'What Does the Fox Say?' I'm going to light you on fire by Danatales
  7. Brock: *sings Soft Kitty* by freddyeddy
  8. Brock: "King Vulpix! The people are rioting! What on earth do we do?!" Vulpix: "Vulpix" Misty: " And who's idea was it to make a Pokemon a king in the first place?!" by JINZO number 8
  9. Brock: "Now Vulpix, I shall tell you one of my nine tales!" Vulpix: *thinking* "No, seriously, you all suck..." by JINZO number 8
  10. Actually, 75% of vulpix are female, so it's more likely Queen Vulpix. by SirBlaziken
  11. Is it me, or does it look like a fist is coming out of the curtain to punch Brock? by SirBlaziken
  12. Brock: Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal! by SirBlaziken
  13. Brock: *singing* "Foxy, Foxy! What's it gonna be?" by JINZO number 8
  14. Misty: "Uh, Brock, Vulpix. *pokes them* Oh God, they've been turned into statues." by JINZO number 8
  15. Misty: "This is some messed up foreplay..." by JINZO number 8
  16. Misty: "What are you doing?" Brock: "Practicing asking out Nurse Joy with Vulpix" Misty: "... That's not weird at all..." by JINZO number 8
  17. Brock: "Oh fair King Vulpix, what is your first command as king?" Vulpix: *thinking* "...Off with everyone's head." by JINZO number 8
  18. Misty: "What's going on on this thread... Oh god." by JINZO number 8
  19. Brock: What does the fox say? Vulpix: Vul-vul vu vulpix! *seriously, I will kill you.* by SirBlaziken
  20. Plot twist, it's a magikarp! by SirBlaziken