Happy Birthday Lapras King! :: News

Reported by Psythor on Wed 30 Nov 2005 15:20:26 UTC
Last updated by Psythor on Wed 30 Nov 2005 15:20:26 UTC

Lapras King hits the big two-oh!

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As Typhlosion staggered out of Maths this morning, and waited half an hour for a bus to come, rather than swearing loudly to anyone who'd listen about the awful state of Stockport's Bus Service like he normally does, he decided a far better use of his time would be to think what to write for Lapras King's birthday update. I concluded I should simply write everything I know about him, before it struck me: I don't know anything about him.

I don't even have a picture of him. I've seen one somewhere, but never exactly saved it, and after a detailed sweep of the forums still couldn't find one. So instead, have a picture of a Cyndaquil card of mine which I purchased off eBay from the man himself, for a tiny sum of money which I have completely forgotten the value of.

Moral of the Story: Never use Paint. It kills pictures.

Anyway, from what I can gather, Lapras King (current name Angelic Lapras King) has had a variety of names during his time on PUK, including easton, The Lapras King Version 1.0, and The Yami Lapras King something or other.

He's been a regular contributor of news, a regular contributor on the Caption Contest (someone remind me to update that soon) and of course, he moderates all the Anime and TV forums, after Admins were impressed by his amazing Anime knowledge, and love for dreams about "Da Boss". He enjoys watching Yu-Gi-Oh (I guess somebody has to), Wrestling and most Anime series', and is one of those people who has a personal vendetta against the stupid dubbers who pretty much spoiled the Pokémon Anime from Day One (maybe not a vendetta, but you know what I mean).

I think that's all I know.

Anyway, on this fine 30th November, Lapras King has indeed reached the big two-oh, making the rest of us feel so young we should be in nappies gurgling "Pee-ka-coo" at our adoring parents. I'm not quite sure if he can actually legally do anything new now, so we'll skip that bit.

Anyway, I think I've improvised for long enough now. Hopefully, by 30th November 2006 I'll know a lot more about Lapras King, and so will be able to write something substantially better than this.