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Magikarp Nicknames

Magikarp
Magikarp
Useless
cause it's freakin useless :)
Wed 05 Sep 2012 22:21:46 UTC by soulpower19
The Name Rater says...
Useless Pokémon for a useless trainer then.
Rated: Tue 16 Oct 2012 17:16:06 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Eridan
Magikarp is a lame Pokemon. Eridan is a lame troll. Plus, Eridan is part fish. And my Magikarp is holding an everstone, so that Eridan will stay lame forever.
Tue 14 Aug 2012 01:39:53 UTC by enthuisasticHugger
The Name Rater says...
Oh, I get the impression that you're such an arse, aren't you?
Rated: Fri 28 Sep 2012 18:16:55 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Arceus
Because i can.
Sun 05 Aug 2012 23:03:25 UTC by Mossfire25
The Name Rater says...
And to think, people died so idiots like you could live free of horrible things like Communism and German.
Rated: Mon 10 Sep 2012 18:38:35 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Kick Me
A magikarp just looks so kickable, don't it?
Sun 04 Mar 2012 21:36:56 UTC by SirBlaziken
The Name Rater says...
Not really, although I don't take my frustrations out on harmless little Pokémon..
Rated: Wed 08 Aug 2012 16:07:13 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Ragnarok
Ragnarok is the norse equivalant of Apocolypse. Magikarp isnt much at first but as it inches closer to lvl 20 the impending truth comes closer. the pokedex says that gyrados are known for going on ruthless rages and burning down entire cities. and that they appear mostly around times of war. the name seems fitting for something that will eventually evolve into such a strong pokemon as gyrados
Tue 31 Jan 2012 21:56:47 UTC by snoe
The Name Rater says...
Hang on, what? Didn't I just rate this? Ugh, it's my worst nightmare. Crap nicknames in synchronisation. Ragnarok suddenly seems quite apt.
Rated: Sat 04 Aug 2012 15:03:20 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Aladdin
because he'll take you on a Magikarp-et ride. :P
Thu 20 Oct 2011 17:24:38 UTC by nelson0090
The Name Rater says...
I could bang my head against the wall until magic fairies came out to play and it still wouldn't explain the severity of how terrible this nickname is.
Rated: Mon 28 May 2012 22:10:19 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magicarp
Magikarp is the crappiest Pokemon ever. Even more then Sentret.
Sat 10 Sep 2011 19:03:53 UTC by Fpb2014
The Name Rater says...
No.
Rated: Wed 29 Feb 2012 20:41:00 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Crap
That's what you will call my nickname if I try to come up with one, so why bother. Also, magikarp is a pretty crappy pokemon.
Fri 08 Jul 2011 20:06:41 UTC by EeveeFox
The Name Rater says...
Then give me a decent nickname to rate. Although after such a pathetic attempt at a putdown, I'm sure you'd cock even that up.
Rated: Thu 15 Dec 2011 20:50:37 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Namerater
Just as useless as the name rater.
Sat 26 Mar 2011 21:10:23 UTC by superswat0528
The Name Rater says...
Are you related to Alex06959? He seems just as big a moron as you do.
Rated: Sat 02 Jul 2011 22:28:25 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
SupaSplash
(original name ment to be Hyper-Omega-Gigatronal-Omnipotrnt-Super-Splashtastic Spaz. but the thung did't fit in the box >.<) came from the most epic pokemon battle of all time between magikarps and dittos. all the magikarps knew was splash. XD
Fri 25 Mar 2011 03:56:58 UTC by zonaton
The Name Rater says...
Ah, so after realising that you'd wasted an entire day watching such a terrible battle, you decided to come and try and waste some of my time too? Bugger on.
Rated: Sun 12 Jun 2011 15:35:38 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
ChuckNorri
Because you are Arcues.
Wed 09 Mar 2011 19:17:28 UTC by Mr.Mewtwo
The Name Rater says...
I'd think of a witty comment, but I'm so sure it'd be wasted as Chuck Norris would have already beaten you to death for naming something so trite after him.
Rated: Wed 13 Apr 2011 22:21:21 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Poopy!
Cuz magikarp is cr@p.
Thu 27 Jan 2011 20:36:49 UTC by Rocketchurocks
The Name Rater says...
You sure showed him then.
Rated: Mon 14 Mar 2011 23:14:58 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Terrible
It's the only way that it'll fit in with the other nicknames on this site.
Mon 13 Dec 2010 01:34:13 UTC by UtopianBabyEmpire
The Name Rater says...
Delete.
Rated: Sun 13 Mar 2011 20:41:04 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
canonfoder
its all he's good for and I know its spelled "Cannon Fodder"
Tue 23 Nov 2010 22:18:28 UTC by lucario2k9
The Name Rater says...
You'll know it doesn't fit then.
Rated: Tue 08 Mar 2011 21:34:48 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikarp
Why bother even thinking of a nickname for this pokemon? It's to stupid and weak for one (like me). Anyways you could just get out your super rod and fish ANYWHERE to get a Gyarados.
Sat 20 Nov 2010 17:49:34 UTC by Sylver
The Name Rater says...
You're not even trying, so why should I?
Rated: Thu 03 Mar 2011 23:23:37 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
MagiCrap
its Crappy
Thu 28 Oct 2010 00:19:42 UTC by Rk9luv
The Name Rater says...
Your nickname or the fish?
Rated: Mon 07 Feb 2011 23:09:43 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
I stuck an Everstone to your back with superglue!Try and get around that one!
Fri 08 Oct 2010 10:25:12 UTC by DragonKnight
The Name Rater says...
You're out on day release and this is the best thing you could do?
Rated: Mon 24 Jan 2011 00:24:34 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
magikarPWN
it's not weak, it's just hiding it's true power :P
Sun 13 Jun 2010 00:21:45 UTC by chrisjung
The Name Rater says...
It's doing a bloody good job of it then.
Rated: Sun 24 Oct 2010 12:04:36 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
alex.ed
It's hilarious to watch in a battle of strength, or a "smart" contest.
Wed 09 Jun 2010 10:03:15 UTC by testydesty
The Name Rater says...
The same applies to you I'm afraid.
Rated: Sun 24 Oct 2010 11:42:21 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
You know Name Rater, you always say our nicknames are terrible and whatnot, but what about you? I'd like to see some of the nicknames you give YOUR pokemon.
Sun 09 May 2010 20:29:52 UTC by jjas132
The Name Rater says...
If I showed you the nicknames of my Pokémon, your entire lives would instantly be made worthless and you would fall into an abyss of your own misery.
Rated: Tue 19 Oct 2010 10:55:54 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
splashrage
well, at first, magicarp can only use splash, but when he evolves into gyrados, he owns as his rage makes him stronger.
Sun 25 Apr 2010 12:35:11 UTC by Jarl ulfric stormcloak
The Name Rater says...
His rage makes him stronger? I do wonder when I'll evolve then..
Rated: Sat 24 Jul 2010 15:25:11 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Deception
I named it this because at first it is crappy. Then it evolves into garydos who is cool
Wed 24 Mar 2010 01:12:30 UTC by Blaziken_Rulez
The Name Rater says...
Decepted me into thinking it'd evolve into a decent nickname.
Rated: Thu 10 Jun 2010 21:23:30 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Crap
Because that's what it is.
Sun 21 Mar 2010 19:46:28 UTC by 42 chocolate
The Name Rater says...
Made a careful observation have we? Why don't you join the rest of them, they're just over the edge of this cliff here..
Rated: Thu 03 Jun 2010 23:28:14 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
sentret
isn't it obvious?
Sat 13 Mar 2010 12:50:44 UTC by empolionblue
The Name Rater says...
How an overgrown fish looks like the basement dweller? Not whilst I'm sober I'm afraid.
Rated: Sun 16 May 2010 22:25:30 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
MySister
Because she is lame.
Sat 13 Mar 2010 07:09:29 UTC by ZombieSteven
The Name Rater says...
Oh, tell me about it.
Rated: Sun 16 May 2010 22:17:21 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikrap
It's what everybody i know calls Magikarp, so I caught one and named it that. We also use the joke, "Perfect Victory: Magicarp" for its ironic value, but that's neither here nor there for the moment.
Fri 05 Mar 2010 18:31:13 UTC by Sparkfyre
The Name Rater says...
Oh, wow, how original. Please don't mind me holding this shot gun to my head, I've simply lost the will to live.
Rated: Sun 16 May 2010 21:51:59 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
You are worthless, just like a Magikarp. What? Name Rater is evolving!
Tue 02 Feb 2010 12:30:25 UTC by freekhenstra
The Name Rater says...
Name Rater 3:16 says I just hated your nickname.
Rated: Sat 24 Apr 2010 19:23:22 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
imcrapmon
i think your smart enough to figure it out ;)
Fri 15 Jan 2010 22:50:29 UTC by
The Name Rater says...
The question is "Are you?"
Rated: Wed 03 Mar 2010 17:56:19 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
THE BEST
it evolves into garidos and you can get a level 100 magikarp..........
Wed 30 Dec 2009 15:03:27 UTC by absol66
The Name Rater says...
Who the hell would want one of those?
Rated: Thu 11 Feb 2010 23:12:07 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Bad
Call it bad all you want, it will respond.
Wed 30 Dec 2009 06:06:50 UTC by TTT-Baritoner
The Name Rater says...
Please leave your message after the tone, the Name Rater cannot be here right now.
Rated: Thu 11 Feb 2010 11:25:26 UTC

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