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Slowpoke Nicknames

Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Lazy River
Lazy refers to Slowpoke's behavior. River refers to Slowpoke's typing. It's a pun on the lazy river, a very common water park attraction.
zo 23 feb 2014 20:14:35 ESTby NTN
The Name Rater says...
Passable.
Rated: ma 15 sep 2014 13:04:45 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
You
Hi Ms. Slowpoke!
di 18 jun 2013 04:31:00 EDTby Skymory
The Name Rater says...
The mirror can't answer back you know..
Rated: do 01 aug 2013 18:53:11 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Lazy River
A lazy Water type. Name-- a pun on the slow-moving water park attraction.
vr 12 apr 2013 00:12:21 EDTby
The Name Rater says...
I snoozed.
Rated: wo 12 jun 2013 12:17:24 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Slow moe
this nickname is practically a silly slow-mo pun. But in my opinion i think it fits.
di 19 jun 2012 18:10:03 EDTby mahboi
The Name Rater says...
Boring yawn.
Rated: zo 02 sep 2012 17:07:08 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Minamimoto
It's so zetta slow.
za 22 okt 2011 09:22:40 EDTby SilverHeartStar
The Name Rater says...
This nickname hurts my eyes. It hurts my throat to pronounce. You're not really going to stand much chance after that, are you?
Rated: do 31 mei 2012 07:27:46 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
GameCube
Hey everybody, the GameCube was released today!
zo 11 sep 2011 05:08:57 EDTby Kirbstering
The Name Rater says...
Wait a minute, Doc. Ar.. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Rated: vr 02 mrt 2012 11:11:03 EST
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Calamari
Calamari is another word for squid, which lives in the water like Slowpoke. Also, it's a popular food item like how slowpoke's tail was being cut off for food by Team Rocket in the game.
di 07 dec 2010 04:37:46 ESTby chaosstar17
The Name Rater says...
I'm still too disgusted at "Peppermint".
Rated: zo 13 mrt 2011 16:41:04 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
No Brainer
It fits. Slowpoke naturally being called dumb. No brainer being easy for smart people but hard for slow minded people. And the fact that Slowpoke always has that blank stare.
di 08 jun 2010 09:12:12 EDTby drillusio
The Name Rater says...
"Monkey see, monkey do" sums up how I think your relationship must be with him.
Rated: zo 24 okt 2010 07:53:29 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Doofus
obviously this pokemon is retarded
za 08 mei 2010 23:07:02 EDTby Croconaw52
The Name Rater says...
Fitting Pokémon for you then.
Rated: zo 17 okt 2010 13:15:04 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Dubya
Tee hee, Bush humour. On second thoughts, I think this nickname is a bit harsh- Slowpoke is friendly and lovable!
di 04 mei 2010 00:20:21 EDTby Nuclear butthead
The Name Rater says...
Must be an American thing..
Rated: do 02 sep 2010 16:36:27 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Pokeylope
A tribute to PsychoNauts, one of the best yet most underappreciated games of all time.
do 29 apr 2010 15:12:44 EDTby xalcro
The Name Rater says...
And how have you done that exactly?
Rated: di 24 aug 2010 11:23:16 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Name Rater
Because you take so long to return with nicknames
za 07 feb 2009 16:19:13 ESTby
The Name Rater says...
The funny thing is you just wasted yours.
Rated: vr 07 aug 2009 06:10:28 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Numbskull
I named him after the name rater.
zo 21 dec 2008 16:17:15 ESTby khimari
The Name Rater says...
He appears to have renamed himself to match his trainer.
Rated: wo 08 jul 2009 16:57:11 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Stupid
Because it is.
vr 03 okt 2008 12:42:41 EDTby Jirachi 26
The Name Rater says...
And because you are.
Rated: di 14 apr 2009 11:13:06 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Name Rater
Because you're slow at rating nicknames.
vr 25 mei 2007 21:30:41 EDTby Ravager
Johto Name Rater says...
Wrong. Slowpoke is friendly and lovable. How is that like me?
Rated: ma 30 jul 2007 20:32:55 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Name Rater
No, this isn't an ever praising nickname. Slowpoke are the best known pokémon for using Amnesia, which is what you must have, because all my great pending nicks that I can't remember were lost when the site got "upgraded"!
ma 09 apr 2007 04:59:27 EDTby PsyduckRanger
Johto Name Rater says...
And you can't even remember your own names? I smell hypocrisy.
Rated: ma 09 apr 2007 05:21:08 EDT
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
name rater
cuz it's dumb like U even though I'm pointing out the obvious
by
The Name Rater says...
Just WHERE are my capital letters?
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Quick_poke
It's reversal
by
The Name Rater says...
Quickshove, surely?
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Name Rater
I chose this because NR is very slow at responding to fan's submitted nick name. You heard me Name Rater, you are very slooooowww! BTW it's crap :P
by
Johto Name Rater says...
I'm not slow, I'm busy. When you have to rate for the whole of Johto, you get right back to me.
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
name rater
you are so slow!!!
by
The Name Rater says...
Congratulations. You just inspired me to be a whole lot slower.
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Moveset
The moveset page takes forever to load! WHY?! Sure, it has lots of data, but it's annoying! Anyway I don't even care if you insult me good this time because I'm just doing this to pass time. Loved the Castform insult though! That's top-notch!
by
The Name Rater says...
If you ever feel like explaining what the hell you're on about, please let me know.
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Name Rater
I know its not original, but it really is like the name rater, slow, dopey and kinda dumb. Bring on the insults, im ready.
by
The Name Rater says...
It appears the slow and dopey thing here is your attempted insult. Couldn't you at least try?
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
S%$t Head
He looks like one.
by
The Name Rater says...
Can you even get those figures in the game? I doubt it, so you're really wasting my time with this one.
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Stupid
It is the most STUPID pokemon in the world. I bet someone with no brain is smarter!!!
by
The Name Rater says...
I partly like the way you referred to yourself in your reasoning.
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
slow
it is slow!!
by
The Name Rater says...
Quicker than your wit, though.
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Homer
both homer and slowpoke r slow idiots and they both r fat
by
The Name Rater says...
You've forgotten that Homer is yellow. And humourous. This is absolute crap. Get over it.
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
dumbass
i asked him wat 2 x 2 was once and he said he didn't know!
by
The Name Rater says...
Are you sure you weren't just talking to yourself?
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
Glykeria
One aspect of Gold/Silver/Crystal's plot revolves around the sweet substance in Slowpokes' tails. Glykeria means sweet, and seems to be taken from the same base as glucose, the scientific name for sugar. My slowpoke was a very sweet surprise--I didn't expect to catch one, let alone a female one that I needed to balance my team.
by
The Name Rater says...
Not.. too bad, I don't often see names based on that aspect of slowpoke lore...
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
boredom

by
The Name Rater says...
Very descriptive, if not a little obvious.
Slowpoke
Slowpoke
shlomper
shlomp shlomp slomp sl sl sl slo slo slom slom slom SLOMP!
by
The Name Rater says...
Whatever, Mr Psycho.

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