Slowpoke Nicknames

Slowpoke	Retard Retard means slow in french. He was in my XY team, where the region is based off France. Please don't call me a retard. Mon 21 May 2018 02:40:08 UTC by UndeadBurger	Johto Name Rater says... It's not Charlotte... Rated: Fri 12 Jul 2019 20:32:11 UTC
Slowpoke	Duurrr... Named after the sound it makes in my imagination. "Duurrr..." indeed. Wed 24 Feb 2016 16:43:54 UTC by Baldariel	The Name Rater says... Same sound you make in my imagination, funny enough. Rated: Mon 11 Apr 2016 15:17:27 UTC
Slowpoke	Lazy River Lazy refers to Slowpoke's behavior. River refers to Slowpoke's typing. It's a pun on the lazy river, a very common water park attraction. Mon 24 Feb 2014 01:14:35 UTC by NTN	The Name Rater says... Passable. Rated: Mon 15 Sep 2014 17:04:45 UTC
Slowpoke	You Hi Ms. Slowpoke! Tue 18 Jun 2013 08:31:00 UTC by Skymory	The Name Rater says... The mirror can't answer back you know.. Rated: Thu 01 Aug 2013 22:53:11 UTC
Slowpoke	Lazy River A lazy Water type. Name-- a pun on the slow-moving water park attraction. Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:12:21 UTC by	The Name Rater says... I snoozed. Rated: Wed 12 Jun 2013 16:17:24 UTC
Slowpoke	Slow moe this nickname is practically a silly slow-mo pun. But in my opinion i think it fits. Tue 19 Jun 2012 22:10:03 UTC by mahboi	The Name Rater says... Boring yawn. Rated: Sun 02 Sep 2012 21:07:08 UTC
Slowpoke	Minamimoto It's so zetta slow. Sat 22 Oct 2011 13:22:40 UTC by SilverHeartStar	The Name Rater says... This nickname hurts my eyes. It hurts my throat to pronounce. You're not really going to stand much chance after that, are you? Rated: Thu 31 May 2012 11:27:46 UTC
Slowpoke	GameCube Hey everybody, the GameCube was released today! Sun 11 Sep 2011 09:08:57 UTC by Kirbstering	The Name Rater says... Wait a minute, Doc. Ar.. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? Rated: Fri 02 Mar 2012 16:11:03 UTC
Slowpoke	Calamari Calamari is another word for squid, which lives in the water like Slowpoke. Also, it's a popular food item like how slowpoke's tail was being cut off for food by Team Rocket in the game. Tue 07 Dec 2010 09:37:46 UTC by chaosstar17	The Name Rater says... I'm still too disgusted at "Peppermint". Rated: Sun 13 Mar 2011 20:41:04 UTC
Slowpoke	No Brainer It fits. Slowpoke naturally being called dumb. No brainer being easy for smart people but hard for slow minded people. And the fact that Slowpoke always has that blank stare. Tue 08 Jun 2010 13:12:12 UTC by drillusio	The Name Rater says... "Monkey see, monkey do" sums up how I think your relationship must be with him. Rated: Sun 24 Oct 2010 11:53:29 UTC
Slowpoke	Doofus obviously this pokemon is retarded Sun 09 May 2010 03:07:02 UTC by Croconaw52	The Name Rater says... Fitting Pokémon for you then. Rated: Sun 17 Oct 2010 17:15:04 UTC
Slowpoke	Dubya Tee hee, Bush humour. On second thoughts, I think this nickname is a bit harsh- Slowpoke is friendly and lovable! Tue 04 May 2010 04:20:21 UTC by Nuclear butthead	The Name Rater says... Must be an American thing.. Rated: Thu 02 Sep 2010 20:36:27 UTC
Slowpoke	Pokeylope A tribute to PsychoNauts, one of the best yet most underappreciated games of all time. Thu 29 Apr 2010 19:12:44 UTC by xalcro	The Name Rater says... And how have you done that exactly? Rated: Tue 24 Aug 2010 15:23:16 UTC
Slowpoke	Name Rater Because you take so long to return with nicknames Sat 07 Feb 2009 21:19:13 UTC by	The Name Rater says... The funny thing is you just wasted yours. Rated: Fri 07 Aug 2009 10:10:28 UTC
Slowpoke	Numbskull I named him after the name rater. Sun 21 Dec 2008 21:17:15 UTC by khimari	The Name Rater says... He appears to have renamed himself to match his trainer. Rated: Wed 08 Jul 2009 20:57:11 UTC
Slowpoke	Stupid Because it is. Fri 03 Oct 2008 16:42:41 UTC by Jirachi 26	The Name Rater says... And because you are. Rated: Tue 14 Apr 2009 15:13:06 UTC
Slowpoke	Name Rater Because you're slow at rating nicknames. Sat 26 May 2007 01:30:41 UTC by "Alvin"	Johto Name Rater says... Wrong. Slowpoke is friendly and lovable. How is that like me? Rated: Tue 31 Jul 2007 00:32:55 UTC
Slowpoke	Name Rater No, this isn't an ever praising nickname. Slowpoke are the best known pokémon for using Amnesia, which is what you must have, because all my great pending nicks that I can't remember were lost when the site got "upgraded"! Mon 09 Apr 2007 08:59:27 UTC by PsyduckRanger	Johto Name Rater says... And you can't even remember your own names? I smell hypocrisy. Rated: Mon 09 Apr 2007 09:21:08 UTC
Slowpoke	name rater cuz it's dumb like U even though I'm pointing out the obvious by	The Name Rater says... Just WHERE are my capital letters?
Slowpoke	Quick_poke It's reversal by	The Name Rater says... Quickshove, surely?
Slowpoke	Name Rater I chose this because NR is very slow at responding to fan's submitted nick name. You heard me Name Rater, you are very slooooowww! BTW it's crap :P by	Johto Name Rater says... I'm not slow, I'm busy. When you have to rate for the whole of Johto, you get right back to me.
Slowpoke	name rater you are so slow!!! by	The Name Rater says... Congratulations. You just inspired me to be a whole lot slower.
Slowpoke	Moveset The moveset page takes forever to load! WHY?! Sure, it has lots of data, but it's annoying! Anyway I don't even care if you insult me good this time because I'm just doing this to pass time. Loved the Castform insult though! That's top-notch! by	The Name Rater says... If you ever feel like explaining what the hell you're on about, please let me know.
Slowpoke	Name Rater I know its not original, but it really is like the name rater, slow, dopey and kinda dumb. Bring on the insults, im ready. by	The Name Rater says... It appears the slow and dopey thing here is your attempted insult. Couldn't you at least try?
Slowpoke	S%$t Head He looks like one. by	The Name Rater says... Can you even get those figures in the game? I doubt it, so you're really wasting my time with this one.
Slowpoke	Stupid It is the most STUPID pokemon in the world. I bet someone with no brain is smarter!!! by	The Name Rater says... I partly like the way you referred to yourself in your reasoning.
Slowpoke	slow it is slow!! by	The Name Rater says... Quicker than your wit, though.
Slowpoke	Homer both homer and slowpoke r slow idiots and they both r fat by	The Name Rater says... You've forgotten that Homer is yellow. And humourous. This is absolute crap. Get over it.
Slowpoke	dumbass i asked him wat 2 x 2 was once and he said he didn't know! by	The Name Rater says... Are you sure you weren't just talking to yourself?
Slowpoke	Glykeria One aspect of Gold/Silver/Crystal's plot revolves around the sweet substance in Slowpokes' tails. Glykeria means sweet, and seems to be taken from the same base as glucose, the scientific name for sugar. My slowpoke was a very sweet surprise--I didn't expect to catch one, let alone a female one that I needed to balance my team. by	The Name Rater says... Not.. too bad, I don't often see names based on that aspect of slowpoke lore...

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