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Magikarp Nicknames

Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikrap
A crappy nickname for a crappy Pokemon. (Though I personally don't really dislike Magikarp.)
Sat 19 May 2018 22:41:46 UTC by To4oo4
The Name Rater says...
Then why would you insult such a majestic creature?
Rated: Sat 19 May 2018 23:00:07 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Run
It is the destroyer of worlds.
Mon 13 Jun 2016 04:23:34 UTC by 36tailedfox
The Name Rater says...
You go, I'll follow.
Rated: Sat 19 May 2018 22:54:21 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikarp
Roast me
Mon 30 Apr 2018 23:54:51 UTC by luc4sBR2320
The Name Rater says...
You're not worth my time.
Rated: Wed 02 May 2018 04:40:16 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
DragonFish
GO! DragonFish!! I still feel like an idiot for catching a Magikarp....and naming it this...
Tue 19 Apr 2016 12:59:05 UTC by socom2547
The Name Rater says...
Accurate assessment.
Rated: Wed 29 Jun 2016 01:20:55 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
omnisplash
i thought about naming it splash when i first caught it in pokemon yellow since its pretty much the only move it can learn other than tackle if at all. then i thought nah too plain and boring. but what brought this name was the thought of omnislash which is a limit cloud can use in final fantasy seven. i thought the name omnisplash wouldn't fit but to my surprise it actually did so thats what i went with since splash is pretty much ALL that magikarp can learn until it evolves.
Thu 07 Apr 2016 05:41:28 UTC by Theblur
The Name Rater says...
This name is almost as pathetic as your life.
Rated: Tue 24 May 2016 14:02:30 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
John Cena
His name is JOHN CENA
Fri 01 Apr 2016 18:36:01 UTC by Immortal_2669
The Name Rater says...
Every John Cena and Shrek name drives me deeper and deeper into depression.
Rated: Mon 23 May 2016 02:19:32 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Cosmo
Cause his magic little fish grant his every wish.The name can be changed into wanda if it is a girl.I really have watched too much fairly odd parents
Fri 01 Apr 2016 16:42:27 UTC by AgentOfChoasHD
The Name Rater says...
Yeah. You need to chill.
Rated: Mon 23 May 2016 02:19:32 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Jeffery
Because Jeffery isn't an intimidating name. Bonus points if you're building a lvl 100.
Sun 15 Feb 2015 02:37:26 UTC by GhastlyGerald
The Name Rater says...
Alright
Rated: Thu 17 Mar 2016 09:43:36 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magicrap
The name is self-explanatory
Sun 20 Jul 2014 19:20:15 UTC by TheNameRater
The Name Rater says...
Because the name is crap, yes?
Rated: Tue 16 Feb 2016 22:36:54 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Lord Carp
Neither you nor anyone else can deny that the Supreme Fish is the most powerful being in the universe.
Fri 09 May 2014 21:33:36 UTC by DisturbedHaxorus
The Name Rater says...
Have you ever thought of changing your name to Lord Crap, after everything that spews out of your mouth?
Rated: Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:55:23 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Gohan
It can become the most powerful pokemon in existence but still doesn't do jack.
Mon 21 Apr 2014 18:47:13 UTC by gunsx
The Name Rater says...
Because you're incapable of doing jack to evolve it?
Rated: Mon 15 Feb 2016 22:31:08 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Fish
I don't think I need to explain......
Sat 01 Mar 2014 00:51:26 UTC by SkeleHaker
The Name Rater says...
I don't see it myself.
Rated: Sat 14 Feb 2015 08:02:52 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
AshKetchum
The both suck... Stupid Ash... even magikarp could beat his pikachu
Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:59:49 UTC by ValZechta
The Name Rater says...
Only if you were telling Pikachu what to do.
Rated: Sun 27 Jul 2014 21:14:07 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
NameRater
because hes just at your level except he evolves while you do not if your really as great as you say then give an example for why we should believe you are a being that is greater than any of us because im sure at this point you are no more and no less than anyone else (ps sorry if this isn't The Name Rater)
Sun 29 Dec 2013 22:24:54 UTC by Lognart
The Name Rater says...
Aren't you clever, original, downright funny and a hell of a guy to boot? Bore off.
Rated: Sun 27 Jul 2014 20:51:45 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Mr. Fish
Because He's a fish!
Thu 08 Aug 2013 20:57:17 UTC by TheAwesomeGuyMick
The Name Rater says...
Creativity is taking a rather huge hit today isn't it?
Rated: Mon 24 Feb 2014 17:46:54 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
KentHovind
Neither is really smart. Especially not Kent Hovind (the person). Now here's the cool part: for this Magikarp to become mildly useful in battle, it must EVOLVE. Even though Pokémon evolution is different from real-life evolution, many fundamentalists here in 'murica confuse the two. So it still applies. It wouldn't evolve anyway. Because it's a Level 100 Magikarp. That is analogous to how Kent Hovind will spend the next few years, in jail for tax fraud...
Wed 07 Aug 2013 13:11:31 UTC by Ludicolo882
The Name Rater says...
Somebody has compared Magikarp and tax fraud. That's.. that's a new one.
Rated: Mon 24 Feb 2014 12:05:56 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
GOD
It's the god of all pokemon! Magikarp!
Sun 04 Aug 2013 10:12:16 UTC by Bulbasaur1337
The Name Rater says...
Funny drugs and Magikarp salesmen.. are not a good combination.
Rated: Sun 23 Feb 2014 23:50:39 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
PEW PEW!!
I'm hit!!!!! Oh, god no!!!!! Someone as cool as the name rater, save me. I can pay you the weight of a morbidly obeese guy in ruby encrusted gold... Or a spunky turtle bamed Kevin Mc Kevinman!!!!!
Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:41:33 UTC by Blackspindel
The Name Rater says...
I think you're better off down at the Fruit Market mate.
Rated: Thu 08 Aug 2013 13:35:47 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Wally
Named after the useless co-worker from Dilbert, Who has not worked for over 40 years. Magikarp doesn't work either, but mostly because he's physically incapable.
Tue 18 Jun 2013 01:42:43 UTC by senoel
The Name Rater says...
So how can he be a co-worker? Does that just accuse you of being lazy too?
Rated: Thu 01 Aug 2013 22:49:29 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Magikuno
Because Gyara-dos
Tue 07 May 2013 16:29:08 UTC by OrangeInky
The Name Rater says...
And tres sums up the awfulness.
Rated: Tue 16 Jul 2013 21:42:59 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
Because he sucks.
Thu 25 Apr 2013 20:54:34 UTC by ThisOneOne
The Name Rater says...
Liar.
Rated: Mon 17 Jun 2013 21:12:27 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Suicide
Because he's probably considering that if all his friends died and all he had to look forward to is your ugly mug when he pops out of his Pokéball.
Sat 30 Mar 2013 20:57:56 UTC by Arachnus-X
The Name Rater says...
Why would I have a Magikarp?
Rated: Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:59:19 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
Because they are both gods..... |Sarcasam|
Mon 25 Mar 2013 01:39:45 UTC by Dream Scape Is Me
The Name Rater says...
Ooh, burn, burn, so much burn you couldn't even spell sarcasm correctly.
Rated: Fri 31 May 2013 11:15:45 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Pointless
It's pointless.
Sat 23 Mar 2013 14:47:33 UTC by DeathTheKidd424
The Name Rater says...
He's going to be mad when he grows up..
Rated: Fri 31 May 2013 11:08:23 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Name Rater
It's a perfect name for a Magikarp. I even have a lvl. 1 one in game =D (I will never evolve it)
Wed 13 Feb 2013 23:07:53 UTC by BopBobo
The Name Rater says...
Well aren't you cool?
Rated: Wed 24 Apr 2013 06:30:04 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Krillin
Because i always find that my magikarp always dies
Thu 03 Jan 2013 02:40:36 UTC by starzard
The Name Rater says...
Maybe you're just not cut out to be a Pokémon trainer..
Rated: Wed 20 Mar 2013 19:01:53 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Blop
I dunno....?
Tue 04 Dec 2012 21:41:51 UTC by Chuck Lee
The Name Rater says...
No I don't either.
Rated: Sun 03 Mar 2013 13:23:51 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Karp Diem
You'd have to be smart enough to get the joke.
Sat 01 Dec 2012 16:36:59 UTC by Tsarcasm
The Name Rater says...
Indeed you do, so who have you stolen this one from?
Rated: Mon 11 Feb 2013 22:58:27 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Gayfish
...
Thu 13 Sep 2012 15:08:16 UTC by Niki21
The Name Rater says...
Earth to Niki21, Earth to Niki21, the IQ test came back negative!
Rated: Wed 24 Oct 2012 17:06:28 UTC
Magikarp
Magikarp
Mr. Foo
I know what your thinking- "wow, thats one epic name for a magikarp!!" I know, I know... totally awesome. hes like my best pokemon. I almost named him Karp.
Thu 06 Sep 2012 00:26:33 UTC by musicgirl222
The Name Rater says...
You really wouldn't want to know what I'm thinking. Even I don't want to know what I'm thinking..
Rated: Tue 16 Oct 2012 17:21:15 UTC

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