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Golem Nicknames

Golem
Golem
Shnitzel
Radda radda radda! Radda, radda radda radda! (I mean, come ON, it's a giant rock monster. How can you not think of Shnitzel from Chowder?)
Sat 26 May 2018 06:01:36 UTC by pokenutg4
Johto Name Rater says...
It's not Charlotte...
Rated: Fri 12 Jul 2019 20:32:11 UTC
Golem
Golem
Cobblebone
It explains itself.
Sat 14 Apr 2018 18:19:01 UTC by Rim Rod
Johto Name Rater says...
It's not Charlotte...
Rated: Fri 12 Jul 2019 20:32:11 UTC
Golem
Golem
Claymore
Golem can learn Selfdestruct and Claymore is a kind of explosive which has to be placed in the ground, as Golem does when it looks like a boulder.
Fri 13 Apr 2018 12:56:34 UTC by Soac76
Johto Name Rater says...
It's not Charlotte...
Rated: Fri 12 Jul 2019 20:32:11 UTC
Golem
Golem
Wrecker
Golem came in like a wrecking ball! (lol) but really I cant think of a better nickname for this guy also he is my favorite Pokémon. Wrecker definition a person or thing that wrecks, damages, or destroys something.
Sat 11 Jun 2016 23:58:16 UTC by Jagged
The Name Rater says...
And now I have to do some damage control.
Rated: Sat 19 May 2018 21:08:14 UTC
Golem
Golem
Malphite
Not that it really matters. I thought this up because of League of Legends and he could look like the champ.
Sun 22 May 2016 23:39:35 UTC by PurpKingCrazy
The Name Rater says...
Yeah, but instead of actually becoming the champ, you thought you could get my approval with a bad nickname.
Rated: Thu 22 Mar 2018 21:23:19 UTC
Golem
Golem
Rockerball
It looks like soccer ball made out of rock, plus rocker rhymes with soccer.
Sat 30 Aug 2014 14:09:53 UTC by Nickthename
The Name Rater says...
Everyone on this British site is scratching their heads, like "what is soccer?". Anyways, this name is bad.
Rated: Tue 23 Feb 2016 20:53:08 UTC
Golem
Golem
Stoned
Because why not
Tue 29 Jul 2014 00:56:41 UTC by MrArcanineHD
The Name Rater says...
Because you're the one that's stoned.
Rated: Thu 18 Feb 2016 12:07:51 UTC
Golem
Golem
Smeagle
Its a horrible pun I came up with a while back, Inspired by J.R.R Tolkein's books
Fri 30 Aug 2013 05:41:54 UTC by Sonicjet
The Name Rater says...
I'd start by working out what a pun actually is before you return to my lair.
Rated: Sat 01 Mar 2014 16:25:44 UTC
Golem
Golem
Gaia
The female Golem I recruited nearly killed me in Explorers of Sky with earthquake, so I named her after the Greek primordial deity of Earth.
Tue 18 Jun 2013 18:11:56 UTC by Castin_Luck_Gamer
The Name Rater says...
How predictably boring..
Rated: Thu 01 Aug 2013 22:53:11 UTC
Golem
Golem
StoneHeart
It's whole body is made of stone, why not it's heart?
Fri 14 Jun 2013 19:34:48 UTC by MrGreen52
The Name Rater says...
Because you'd not find any Golem on Match.com, durh.
Rated: Thu 01 Aug 2013 22:42:10 UTC
Golem
Golem
donut
these donuts are delicious! jelly filled are my favorite!
Thu 06 Dec 2012 12:29:35 UTC by serperior
The Name Rater says...
I'm sorry, did I give you the impression that I care?
Rated: Sun 03 Mar 2013 13:29:48 UTC
Golem
Golem
Tremors
Because Golem looks powerful and uses the move Earthquake a lot.
Wed 15 Aug 2012 16:10:26 UTC by Sharktank
The Name Rater says...
Not if it doesn't know it it doesn't.
Rated: Fri 05 Oct 2012 21:24:16 UTC
Golem
Golem
Dwayne
appropriately named after my childhood hero, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
Fri 02 Mar 2012 23:02:45 UTC by Maxbrah
The Name Rater says...
And not Duane Dibbley? Oh how disappointing you are..
Rated: Tue 07 Aug 2012 11:32:02 UTC
Golem
Golem
Rocke
pronounced [rock-ay] I wanted to name him Rocky but I traded for an Onix of which had that name. So I had to think of something else so I decided. Why the hell not just call him Rocke? the name sounds kinda cool when you yell the name XD I do that all the time when I'm fighting a water Pokemon with him I'm all like "ROCKE! Kick some water Pokemon ASS!"
Mon 12 Dec 2011 04:25:16 UTC by Ookamichan
The Name Rater says...
Oh god it's like a Pokémon version of Eastenders, excepts nobody wins and we're all miserable all the time. Oh, that is Eastenders anyway?
Rated: Thu 31 May 2012 11:31:54 UTC
Golem
Golem
Emet
In legends, this is the word that was written on golems to animate them. I considered "Chelm" or "Eliyahu" momentarily for similar reasons, but "Emet" sounded much better.
Mon 19 Sep 2011 13:30:21 UTC by shiroken
The Name Rater says...
Sounds about as attractive as "Clive" or "Keith".
Rated: Sat 17 Mar 2012 10:23:25 UTC
Golem
Golem
Landslide
Because it's leagues better than Rocky or Fat Poo.
Thu 03 Mar 2011 22:47:26 UTC by Volk
The Name Rater says...
I wouldn't go as far as 'leagues'. Perhaps millimetres..
Rated: Mon 11 Apr 2011 21:37:29 UTC
Golem
Golem
Jawbreaker
Golem is round like a jawbreaker. It is also a rock type and it's body is made of solid rock, meaning it's very hard like a jawbreaker.
Tue 07 Dec 2010 09:27:15 UTC by chaosstar17
The Name Rater says...
Sufficient.
Rated: Sun 13 Mar 2011 20:41:04 UTC
Golem
Golem
GoldenRuby
I caught a shiny female Golem and I thought this nickname suited her best because she is golden and as tough as Ruby, I would've named it Golden Diamond, but there are no more characters.
Fri 05 Nov 2010 01:02:51 UTC by DyLeN17
The Name Rater says...
Wouldn't have made it any better. Not that that's saying much.
Rated: Mon 21 Feb 2011 21:41:57 UTC
Golem
Golem
VanHalen
God of Rock and Roll(out)
Thu 29 Apr 2010 07:42:49 UTC by Vratix
The Name Rater says...
You must be joking.
Rated: Mon 16 Aug 2010 22:54:16 UTC
Golem
Golem
Rock Tomb
because she will obliterate you and bury you in stone edjes and that will be your grave
Tue 06 Apr 2010 00:24:27 UTC by IamTheSovereign
The Name Rater says...
Wouldn't that be my tomb, to be rather necessarily pedantic?
Rated: Thu 01 Jul 2010 14:55:06 UTC
Golem
Golem
Sandstream
This nickname just popped into my head because it is a rock/ground type and when i think of that i think of sandstream
Mon 15 Feb 2010 07:16:19 UTC by JSwiss
The Name Rater says...
Wow, no longer do I think of Gordon Brown when I think of an idiot, it's now you!
Rated: Mon 26 Apr 2010 22:11:06 UTC
Golem
Golem
Terrar
Terra, latin for earth, combined with terror. Golem is dangerous, when it withdraws and starts rolling around recklessly, it will cause lots of havoc and fill people with terror.
Fri 01 Jan 2010 11:10:51 UTC by smallchild
The Name Rater says...
About as scary as a balloon.
Rated: Sun 14 Feb 2010 14:39:51 UTC
Golem
Golem
Joan Jett
I LOVE ROCK & ROLL! Suck on that, Kanto Name Rater! Oh and have a nice day
Thu 05 Nov 2009 09:54:38 UTC by OpalRhea
The Name Rater says...
Suck on your fail? I'd much rather not.
Rated: Fri 01 Jan 2010 23:51:35 UTC
Golem
Golem
Myprecious
he is from lord of the rings!
Tue 23 Jun 2009 20:09:00 UTC by Mr.Palkia
The Name Rater says...
Shame you couldn't have left it there then, isn't it?
Rated: Mon 14 Dec 2009 22:01:04 UTC
Golem
Golem
Rocky
'Cause it's a rock... oh, never mind. You're going to criticise this, I know it! You'll say it's a stupid name and take a heap of points off me. Learning just how cruel you are, lucario12 gained 1000 EXP Points!
Thu 05 Jun 2008 18:12:57 UTC by lucario12
The Name Rater says...
lucario12's Creativity grew to Level 2!
Rated: Tue 30 Sep 2008 15:48:14 UTC
Golem
Golem
Ball Man
Just look at it's shape and I realy like reading your comments
Sat 28 Jul 2007 18:38:35 UTC by Event Master
The Name Rater says...
I'm glad my amicable comments please you so. The name's rubbish. Makes it sound like a sporty superhero. And not in a good way.
Rated: Sun 29 Jul 2007 00:26:28 UTC
Golem
Golem
Goldstein
Golem is a creature from Jewish mythology, so I gave it a stereotypically Jewish name to match.
Thu 03 May 2007 22:50:25 UTC by PRC4Eva
The Name Rater says...
Now if this was say, based on a golden Frankenstein, I'd like it. As it stands it ain't. So I don't.
Rated: Thu 12 Jul 2007 10:25:19 UTC
Golem
Golem
Timmy
Just because.
Sat 21 Apr 2007 19:26:32 UTC by #Emma---#
The Name Rater says...
Just no.
Rated: Wed 13 Jun 2007 15:03:05 UTC
Golem
Golem
ball
because he turns a ball when it rolls ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!
by
The Name Rater says...
*Tumbleweed rolls by*
Golem
Golem
sissy
It looks gay.
by
The Name Rater says...
There are male Gardevoirs out there, yet you call a GOLEM gay?

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