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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #315 on: August 12, 2013, 22:51 »
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Yo momma so fat, she is a Wailord.

No, you momma is so fat, she is wailord.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #316 on: August 13, 2013, 09:52 »
Yo momma so fat, she's the new region.
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« Reply #317 on: August 13, 2013, 13:58 »
Yo momma so skinny, a psychic type pokemon only has to look at her and she floats.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #318 on: August 15, 2013, 17:39 »
Yo momma so Stupid,she thought Pelliper was a recycling bin
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #319 on: November 08, 2013, 18:13 »
(Yeah imma just resurrect this because this used to be extremely popular AND absolutely hilarious)

Yo mama's so fat she wore a blue raincoat and people threw pokeballs at her yelling "WILD WAILORD APPEARED!"
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #320 on: November 08, 2013, 20:52 »
Your momma's voice is SOOOOOO annoying that Espurr and Meowstic don't keep their ears shut to control their powers but to avoid listening to her!

You Momma's so ugly Pumpkaboo refuses to Trick-Or-Treat with her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #321 on: November 08, 2013, 21:02 »
Yo mamas so stupid she challenged Espurr to a staring contest.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #322 on: November 09, 2013, 00:33 »
Your Momma's so stupid she saw Scraggy's skin falling down that she tried to sew the skin to its body and Scraggy punched her!

Your Momma's so stupid she tried to open a door with a Klefki.

Your Momma's so fat she when she got on a Lapras it swam only SIX inches before it sank and started to drown!

Your Momma's so stupid she thought Hawlucha was wearing a mask and when she pulled on the head Hawlucha used Brick Break on her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #323 on: November 09, 2013, 08:39 »
Yo momma so slow she's still stuck playing Gen 5 and she don't know what the hell a Hawlucha, Pumpkaboo, Klefki, and Espurr is.

Yo momma so damn stupid, and I mean SOOOOO damn stupid, she thought Medicham's legs were boobs!

And then she got thirsty...
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« Reply #324 on: November 09, 2013, 10:15 »
Your Momma's SOOOOO stupid that she whenever someone uses the phrase "one night stand" she thinks they are talking about furniture!

Your Momma's so pathetic she makes Brock failure at asking Nurse Joy on a date look like success.

Your Momma is so stupid she thought Skrelp was actually seaweed and tried to make sushi with it!

Your Momma's such a klutz that a Spinda carrying a tray of delicate wine glasses full of nitroglycerin look graceful!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #325 on: November 18, 2013, 20:35 »
You momma so dumb that she thought the fox from "What Does the Fox Say?" was delphox.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #326 on: November 18, 2013, 20:44 »
Yo mama's so fat even the Master Ball can't hold her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #327 on: November 18, 2013, 21:00 »
Yo mamma's so ugly that she signed up for a lickilicky impression contest, and was turned down for being too good at it.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #328 on: December 24, 2013, 18:56 »
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to a ride Rhyhorn in the water!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #329 on: December 24, 2013, 21:21 »
Yo mama's so fat her Mega Evolution used Heavy Slam and destroyed earth.
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