Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Webby2]

Granted, however, I have brothers, so the awesomeness you'd get from mothering me would be sapped away.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without putting on weight.

[Crystl3]

Granted. Wait! Did you mean food you LIKED?


I  wish I had a glaceon for a pet

[master1]

Granted, but the government take it away and have it disected to find out what it is.

I wish I was a Totodile IRL. *bites you*

[q.c.™]

Sure, but you're at level 17, so you better not fight too much. Or you wont be 'Dile for long.
You can be 'Naw for naw now.



I wish I had a new iPod.

[Crystl3]

Granted. You should be more specific next time. I didn't know you wanted an ipod that worked.

I wish Santa was real

[rapidash-mike]

Granted. But he's a child molester and a thief.

I wish I could love you always and forever...

[q.c.™]

Sure. *falls on the floor screaming*

"OMG OMG EVERYONE MY BOYFRIEND JUST BEAT ME!"



I wish I was a Mod over forum games.

[rapidash-mike]

Granted, but you don't have the power to do anything. =/

I wish I was an egg.

[Crystl3]

An egg that never hatched


I wish Pokemon were real

[q.c.™]

Okay but Groudon doesn't like you, at all. And he knows where you live.


I wish you were with me.

[master1]

Granted. And I shall never leave you. Muwahahahaahahaahacoughdilefaint.

I wish people liked me. ;;

[Shovelware]

Granted. Everyone likes you.,
Everyone.
Which means people like you so much they want to take your skin and use it as wallpaper, and use your blood as moisturiser just so they can be close to you.

I wish I was a man ;-;

[Webby]

Granted. But you are now deaf, mute and blind so you cannot talk to them, you cannot know they are talking and you can't do much. =]

I wish I had a drink.

[progartpkmn98]

Granted. You could live longer, but fate kills you on the spot.

I wish I had a million dollars (and I didn't counterfeit or steal them)

[Ownageduck]

Granted, you can have the money for a minute or two, then it's mine to spend on random stuff.

I wish I could have another wish ^^