Topic: You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Shaun Ogg]

When the fate of the whole world depends repeatedly on a ten year old boy and the bumbling incompetence of two half-wit employees.

[Spectre Latios]

When you think a meteorite can flood land or causes lava to spill everywhere.

[Psychic Domination]

You think Kyogre is loose somewhere when it rains hard and Groudon is loose somewhere when it is unbearably hot outside (kinda like it was today. About 95 degrees over here in Georgia)

[Spectre Latios]

When you look at the temperature which is at 36 degrees C and say, "Wow, Groudon sure is trying to dehydrate Planet Earth."

[Psychic Domination]

you name all your pets after a Pokemon like you name your kitty Delcatty and you try to fight with them and all they do is sit there and you say "Darn! I need more badges, cuz my Pokemon won't obey!" XD

[Lawl, liek, it's teh Regidude]

you go to the beach and use bug repellent to keep wingulls away.

[Wix]

You know you play Pokémon too much when...

-When 10-year-old boys can be electrocuted by rodents countless times and still live.

-When you buy expensive toys and furniture and put it in your treehouse.

-When you refer to sleeping as 'saving and powering off'.

-When cacti hug you and Venus Fly Traps try to devour your head.

-When you take your pet to the vet's office, the vet sticks them on a machine and they become completely healed.

-When you try to get all the redheaded girls to hook up with the black-haired boys.

-When medication costs $2000.

-When strangers give you gifts for no reason at all.

-When you're in art class and the teacher asks you to draw a mouse, a bird, and a snake, and instead you draw a Ratatta, a Pidgey, and a Seviper.

-When you try to make your pets hold stuff.

-When you look in the mirror to see if you look any better every time a new game comes out.

-When you have to bring your Game Boy to every track meet so you can hold down the B button and run fast.

[Shaun Ogg]

When there are people who absolutely refuse to let you past until you have given them a cuppa. And then it magically gets passed to everyone else they know.

[Spectre Latios]

When you walk at the same speed everytime.

When you go into a factory expecting to have a pokemon battle with random pokemon.

When you see a scroll and you lift it up to see if it leads to anywhere.

[Shaun Ogg]

When you walk in the same, rather camp way every time.

And when people automatically know your name for beating four people who live in an island next to the home of the leader of all evil.

[Akari MMS]

When you think that you can leave home at 10 with no qualifications.

[Dark Lugia]

When your dog shake he´s tail and you get scare thinking he´s lowing your defenses for he´s attack have more effect.
When you don´t want to have a gold fish in your home because your afraid he´s gonna evolve int a gyarados.
When you grab your mother´s make-up and use it in your ugly fish expecting that he will evolve into a milotic so you can show him to a men that will give you a blue scarf.
When your going to do trip in a boat and ask the men hwo sell ticket´s if he has a aurora one because you really wanna have Deoxis.
When before you fell asleep look under your bed for shuppet´s.
When in your science class your teacher is talking about the polucted water and you say that that´s no problem, Suicune will purify it.

[Cmyles2]

[randomjibborish]
When you start running around with a big needle, spouting flowers, whilst jabbing people with teh needle, causing a nuclear reaction, killing all the mortals, annoying and poking animals In the eye with a stick, and feasting on human flesh whist bleeding green blood from your eyelids... o0
[/randomjibborish]

[TheHuntBegins]

When you try to plant berries and think they'll grow in a few hours.

When you think your goldfish can shoot water out of its mouth.

When you see a shark at the beach and accidentally yell "Sharpedo!"

When you see a person faint, try to shove him/her into a ball, and think that you can heal him/her with a machine.

[Meganium-time]

You know you've played too much pokemon when...
- you don't eat anymore.
- you don't have emotions at all.
- you don't have any facial expression.
- you talk to everybody with no awareness.
- you breed your pets with other smiliar pets, like cats and dogs.