Topic: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[kr9q]

136: hold a circus with knife juggling, human cannon-ball etc using whatever you find instore

((You forgot the number but, I fixed it.))

137: Bring a knife in the store.

[Nightmare Eater]

138: Bring a chainsaw-wielding, rabid clawing and extremely electrical Pikachu in the store.

[kr9q]

139: Start hitting on the manager (make sure the manager is the same gender as you. If not just do it to an employee).

[Captain Jigglypuff]

140: Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.
141: Enter with a Super Soaker and blast everyone that comes within 15walking feet of you!
142: Take in a sledge hammer and start smashing random items in the store!
143: Release the pets for sale if there is a pet sales section in the store!

[kr9q]

144. Kick some people!

[Nightmare Eater]

145. Just look at any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros gameplay video. Do that.

[kr9q]

^ How will THAT get you kicked out of Walmart?

146: Switch the 'Wal' part of the sign with a 'K'.
147: Switch the 'Walmart' part of the sign with 'Target'.

[Nightmare Eater]

So running around with a sword, punching people, throwing items around, slamming people into the ground repeatedly and just general fighting won't get you kicked out? Maybe I should rephrase it.

145. Just look at any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros gameplay video. Do that to any random bystander that comes your way.

[kr9q]

^ No looking at a gameplay video gets you kicked out? I think you mean 'Act like any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros character around any random bystander that comes your way.'

148: Do the tripping trick (when you stick your leg out to trip someone) to the manager.

[Reshurott Inferno]

149. Stack all the trolleys on top of each other.

[MangaDragon]

150. Stay until very late and get out of site of the security cameras (my older brother has a friend who is a master at this) dress up in a pink tutu and ride a pink bike around (he did this.. in sight of the cameras).

[kr9q]

150. Stay until very late and get out of site of the security cameras (my older brother has a friend who is a master at this) dress up in a pink tutu and ride a pink bike around (he did this.. in sight of the cameras).

LOL.

160: Break open the costumes.

We are getting closer to 1,000,000. Or 1,000,000,000. I can't tell the difference.

[Reshurott Inferno]

161. Move the 'DISCOUNT' signs around.

[kr9q]

162: Move all the foods. Ex: Ice cream switched with something in the place that says 'HOT' on it.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

163: Tickle the employees and manager unmercifully!
164: Start a riot.