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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3240 on: July 10, 2017, 05:34 »
Meant to be the start of a week off and I've had staff ring in sick so yeah, great start now I've got to go in for 6 hours

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3241 on: July 13, 2017, 03:56 »
Having complete mental breakdowns over the fact that if I misstep in my academics, i'm screwed. Don't really have much family support because one side is fractured beyond disbelief and the other is literally rooting against us. I don't really have any other gifts to fall back on. This all just hit me last night and i've really been struggling with it today.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3242 on: July 14, 2017, 16:33 »
failed the test to get my learner's permit, i missed 7 questions and you can only miss 6

one of the questions that i missed was "what is the penalty for the first violation of the child seat belt law" or something like that. im 15, i don't care about children wearing seat belts because i don't have any children

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3243 on: July 15, 2017, 03:41 »
Played overwatch for about 7 hours straight and now my eyes hurt.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3244 on: July 15, 2017, 23:16 »
im 15, i don't care about children wearing seat belts because i don't have any children

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3245 on: July 16, 2017, 17:37 »
BOTW Trial of the Sword is making me lose the will to live.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3246 on: July 16, 2017, 18:10 »
I want to bring back my original OCs, but I can't think of any ideas for stories!

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« Reply #3247 on: July 17, 2017, 04:34 »
BOTW Trial of the Sword is making me lose the will to live.

This year's smash 4 EVO did that just nicely for me.

My braces are forcing gaps in my teeth and now they hurt and are spaced out.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3248 on: July 17, 2017, 10:04 »
one of the questions that i missed was "what is the penalty for the first violation of the child seat belt law" or something like that. im 15, i don't care about children wearing seat belts because i don't have any children

There's one on our theory test that is "what colours are the cats eyes on the motorway from left to right?" Learners aren't allowed on the motorway.

Still need to know it, much like you need to know the child seat laws. (Ours is under 4'2")
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3249 on: July 17, 2017, 20:43 »
I've got to stop falling asleep in the afternoon. This last snooze somehow managed to ruin the good mood I had going earlier today, and considering this morning was kinda rough... Well, I've had worse days, I suppose, but bah. Don't like feeling even mildly "bleh" if I can help it. (then again, who does?)

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3250 on: July 17, 2017, 22:38 »
I don't want to go to my meeting tomorrow 😨

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3251 on: July 17, 2017, 22:59 »
Not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, but The Name Master's humour has really started rubbing off on me in a weird way!
My jokes have become really weird.

I just gave birth to half siblings at the same time.
How?
One was the top half, the other was the bottom half!

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3252 on: July 18, 2017, 04:35 »
^I would supply my answer to that but I plead the 5th

Wanna play overwatch but also want to not even touch overwatch at the same time. Help.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3253 on: July 19, 2017, 22:54 »
Apparently I pre ordered Splatoon 2 (why isn't it called Spla2n??) and completely forgot about it until I got the email saying it had been dispatched. Thank God I had the foresight to put it on my credit card cuz I don't get paid till tomorrow!!

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3254 on: July 20, 2017, 14:52 »
>accidentally knee my 5-and-a-half-year-old laptop while getting up

I don't think I did any serious damage, but sheesh, I need to be more careful. (I mean, usually I am, so that's what bothered me about it)