i cut mine diagonally every time cos its cool and cosmopolitan. me and shrub walkin down the miami beach with our diagonally cut sandwiches and gleaming smiles and trendy e-cigs and diagonal sandwiches in our retro Jem lunchboxes, cool sunglasses, while everyone else is eating their boorish straight-cut sandwiches out their free-gift-off-the-front-of-a-magazine fannypack at the german refridgerator convention 1998 with their buttcrack showing out the top of their bootleg flea market adidas tracksuits
but like i did that thing once as a kid which i was so excited to do where you trace around your hand on paper and then used that to cut a hand shape (with adult supervision!!!!!!!!!!) out of the bread and then had a "hand 'n' cheese sandwich"???????? i didn't really have very big dreams as a kid what can i say
Please stop cutting me
i live for these kinds of posts
i know no-one cares but the one where captain jigglypuff was all "i dip bread in lard and eat it" for some gross reason in the same way the That Kid in the class bites his toenails in the middle of gym class all nonchalantly like months and months back in some unrelated topic
and bread was all "what, no this is an outrage, dont do this to me" or something?????? and i clapped my fat little hands with glee about the bread-related bread post. except i was too far gone in some dumb brain trouble to appreciate it properly with a post at the time and felt really bad it passed by with no appreciation cos no-one said anything, like at all.
so thats why im saying this now in this rambling longwinded post about a billion years later despite the fact the moments gone. well anyway that was my story about enjoying breads posts about being bread. thanks for reading