Topic: Incredible things you've noticed

[The name master]

Is there something you've noticed which is absolutely amazing/unbelievable?

I can't believe how incredibly dirty my mind is! I've thought of jokes and other things that I can't say here! Lol

Here's an example of just how dirty my mind is!

Mudkip: This tea.... It tastes a bit different!
Nidorina: It's the milk that we use!
Skarmory: Where did you get the milk?

............

Mudkip: You make me sick!

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 The female mammal Pokemon would probably produce some sort of milk to feed their baby pokemon tho. Teets.

[The name master]

The female mammal Pokemon would probably produce some sort of milk to feed their baby pokemon tho. Teets.

Let me make two things clear:

1) mudkip and Skarmory are not Nidorina's children.
2) this is happening in a cafe, so isn't particularly nice to be drinking her milk. And also using Nidorina's milk probably breaks health and safety (mostly health) rules! Which is why she makes mudkip sick!

Mudkip: I'll just have lemonade!
Latias: OK. (goes into the kitchen. The sound of water running can be heard)
Mudkip: that better not be what I think it is!
Latias: it is! It's me squeezing the lemons!
Mudkip: actually, I thought you were peeing in the glass!

[The Hooded Trainer]

You know, since all pokemon lay eggs, technically none of them are mammals.

[The name master]

You know, since all pokemon lay eggs, technically none of them are mammals.

And yet, Miltank produces milk just fine!

[Petzbreeder]

One thing I've noticed today is just how easy Vocaloid is to use!

I struggled to figure out how to make this for ages.

[SirBlaziken]

The female mammal Pokemon would probably produce some sort of milk to feed their baby pokemon tho. Teets.

Of all of the things I expected to read today, this one was not one of them

Even without a lati present on the other side, AV Bisharp can still wreck opposing teams.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I find a lot of irony in things most people don't even think about. I also can tell if someone is good or not by looking at them. My intuition is remarkably accurate.

[sylar]

You know, since all pokemon lay eggs, technically none of them are mammals.

isnt the platypus a mammal that lays eggs tho?
although pokemon logic in general doesnt really need to make sense. since their cats and dogs lay eggs. sometimes their cats and dogs can lay eggs that have birds in them? a tiny cat can mate with a massive whale and produce a child. pokemon breeding logic sort of surpasses the Technical points of biology.

[The Hooded Trainer]

The platypus isn't a mammal - it's a terrifying, unholy monster and I refuse to accept it as anything else.

[sylar]

thats fair. i feel the same about kangaroos.

[The Shrub Dragon]

it's a terrifying, unholy monster and I refuse to accept it as anything else.

where did u find my tinder bio

[Lord Raven]

I find a lot of irony in things most people don't even think about. I also can tell if someone is good or not by looking at them. My intuition is remarkably accurate.

it's probably not to be honest

[Captain Jigglypuff]

My gaydar is pretty accurate. I can even tell if someone is gay by looking at a pic of them. I called out Clay Aiken two years before he came out.

[Kpyna]

my gaydar is incredibly inaccurate, i meet guys and befriend them for weeks and have no idea they're gay. i was once best friends with a gay guy until 3 weeks later i made a heterosexual suggestion and everyone in my friend group laughed and me and said "YOU COULDN'T TELL BRIAN WAS GAY RIGHT AWAY?"

i'm just bad at that stuff... i really, really, really cannot tell in any circumstance ahaha