the best fights ive seen are usually the ones im involved in somehow
see the thing is there was this no uniform day in my primary school, and i was like yooo, im gonna steal my sisters sandals. theyre like these wooden things with straps that were Dead Trendy back then in like 2006 (so i was 10 then and im coming up to 20 now, wow, also coincidently the same year i joined Pkmn net for the first time). they had jelly straps or something and looking back on them they were kind of embarrassing
anyway i was wearing some eccentric outfit (i say eccentric solely (haha pun) because of the sandals, everything else was fine), and this kid in my year or the year under decided to start picking on me. he pushes me over, grabs my sandal, and throws it over a wall into an abandoned church garden thing. 20 foot and i couldnt get it.
so naturally i grabbed the other sandal and beat him black and blue. everyone went wild. the teachers couldnt get me off of him & i started fighting the teachers too. i was the hulk, except littler, and maybe angrier, and really upset & in the middle of a meltdown but still
anyway the outcome is that i get my Fav Teaching Assistant to go climb over the wall and take the 15 foot drop into a load of thorny bushes to get my sandal back. somehow. everyone is OK afterwards. apart from 4 teachers, the bully, and my pride