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Misc => Role Play => Forum Games => Topic started by: kr9q on July 16, 2011, 16:19
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Ok.So my last forum game went down badly so I made a new (hopefully) spam free forum game.So here is how you play.
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Person number 1: 2.Scream a lot.
Person number 2: 2.Yell at the manager.
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You can have up to 4 ideas in your post.
Here is the first one.
1.When someone talks in the intercom assume the fetal position and yell "Its the voices!Make it stop!"
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2. Approach a member of staff and ask them to kick you out.
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3.Stand on the aisles, kicking people in the face.
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4 steal stuff
5 kick other people out
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6. Proceed to make out in front of minors
7. Continuing from #6, get physical
8. Continuing from #7, proceed to make minors of your own.
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open diapers and wear them
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10.Go to the hunting/guns department.Grab all of the guns that you can and when an employee walks up to you ask them where the "Anti-depressents are".
11.Get a chain saw.
12.Use the chainsaw.
13.Dress up as Batman and yell at the top of your lungs "COME ROBIN!TO THE BATMOBILE!"
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14. climb in to a bed and wet it :P
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Hide in the clothing racks and when people come around jump out and say "Pick me!Pick me!"
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16. knock out a cashier and instead of the regular total, say $7908589463918568686357348294762318657364767824527.00 as the total.
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17. Ask for the managers sisiers phone number!
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18 having fake seizures every minute or something
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19 make a base of operations high up in the shelves from which to mount a full scale toilet roll attack on the staff
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20.Make the alarmclocks go off at 1 minute intervals.
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21. Grab a person of the opposite sex and keep them as hostages
22. Strip the hostages
23. Assault the hostages
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21. Grab a person of the opposite sex and keep them as hostages
22. Strip the hostages
23. Assault the hostages
Nothing illigeal please.
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24.Dress up like Dora and at the top of your lungs, you scream "VAMONOS!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!" then destroy anything that looks like a fox.
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25 Dress up as Dieago and swing on toliet paper vines.
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26: Dress up as Voldemort and say "I am the nose goblin! Give me your noses!"
27: Copy 26 but play Gotcha Nose with random people.
28: Copy 27 but add a smell that will attract people towards you.
29: Copy 28 but take hostage a kid who wears glasses and has black hair.
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29.Just plain swing from toilet paper.
Here is a twist when an admin shows up we have to start from one again but, with diffrent ways to get kicked out of walmart. OK?
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30. Make a set of Quantum Solace and proceed to film the entire film on the set.
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31. Drive a car through the front door!
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Uh, why did you change the thread? We already have a 'How many until the admins show up', we don't need a duplication, thank you :\
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No this is for 1001 ways to get kicked out of walmart + how far until the admins show up.
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... why, may I ask?
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I thought it would be fun. I have a game with trophys being givin out at random times and I wanted something for this.
Now back on topic:
32.Drink alchol in the store.
33.If you are under the age for it just act drunk.
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^34. Drink root/ginger beer for minors, maybe...?
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35. Drink soda then ack like you are drunk.
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36.Get drunk then pull a paul blart (mall cop).
37.Dress up like a wild giratina and try to use moves on other people.
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38. ACTUALLY use a Giratina and ACTUALLY do moves on other people.
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39.Tell all of the workers that they are fired.
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40. Clog all toilets, maybe...?
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41. Dress up as spiderman and try to shoot webs at the manger.
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42 strip
oh wait
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43. Keep going in and out of the doors.
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41. Dress up as spiderman and try to shoot webs at the manger.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
44. Stick a... well... stick between the spinning doors so they can't spin around anymore.
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45. Put tampons in random peoples carts.
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46. Put Stilton Cheese in random people's carts.
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47.Get other people in trouble
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48. Pretend to be, I dunno, one of those cardboard ad versions of the product, then jump out @ people.
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49. Smash People with ham.
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50. Smash people with chicken wings or a T-bone (eeeurgh... steak... eeeurgh...)
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51.Say code 3 in house ware
52.Drown in a pool
53.TP the store
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^TP? What's "TP"?
54. Break ALL the glass in the place.
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Toilet Paper
55.Sing horrible karaoke
56.Swing on banners
57.Hold Barbie for ransom
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In my experience
58: Be a teenager.
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59.Swear a lot.
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60. Yell consistently about the other local retailer being much better
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61.Hug someone and say "I love you mommy."
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^so, if you "attach" yourself to a man, you call him a woman. Yeah, REEAL SMART.
62. Same as above, except replace "mommy" with "daddy".
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^ I ran out of ideas so I'm finding them on-line.
63.Draw mustaces on pictures and manicins.
64.Try on crazy costumes and walk through the store.
65.Light a mach under a sprinkler.
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66. Put the "Human Food" in the "Pet Food" section
67. ^Vice-Versa
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68.Try to go to bathroom in a display toilet.
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^69. ACTUALLY go to the toilet in a display toilet.
70. Dress as Black-Suit Spider-Man and send out 6 Galvantula, to completely cover the place in web.
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71. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
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72. Switch the "Male" and "Female" signs on toilet doors, maybe?
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73.Flip off the manager.
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74. R- oh wait
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75. Just generally acting stupid by asking ridiculous questions, etc.
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76. Use a megaphone.
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77. Dress up like jirachi and grant everyones wish in the worst possible way.
78. Dress up like Miley Cyrus, then sing Britney spears songs while putting mentos in all the coke bottles.
(sorry those 2 were a bit crappy)
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(Nope great.) Tell someone to drive their car to their house with you in it.
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79: Get a friend to come with you and play Bumper Carts... right into the manager! With the Walmart Carts!
90: Grab awesome crops and wack people with them. ((refrence only))
91: ((Use water fountains)) and walk around yelling "I'M A VAPOREON!!!!" while spitting water out at people and laughing hysterically.
((I know, they suck.))
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92. Tip all the merchandise from the shelves and freezers and stuff onto the floor
93. Switch all the random crap in the store around, eg. cereal in the "Pet Food" section and kitty litter in the ice-cream section, etc.
94. Shoplift.
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95: Walk around wacking people with a Gatoradfe bottle and laughing hystertically.
That'de be me.
Lol... :laugh:
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96. Switching the lil' "name and price tag" thing around. You know, the lil' piece of paper that says "Thins Salt and Vinegar $2.00". That thing.
97. Switching the price tags on the products.
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98. Buy something and walk slowly out the door screaming, "I STOLE THIS!"
99. Get the coffee beans and throw them at people.
100!. Start singing "Give me everything" at the top of your lungs in opera version.
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79: Get a friend to come with you and play Bumper Carts... right into the manager! With the Walmart Carts!
90: Grab awesome crops and wack people with them. ((refrence only))
91: ((Use water fountains)) and walk around yelling "I'M A VAPOREON!!!!" while spitting water out at people and laughing hysterically.
((I know, they suck.))
(Nope they rock!)
101. Fake a Heart Attack. (Your getting out right?)
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102: Practice your Madonna look in the auto aisle with the funnels!
103: Change the radio stations on all the radios to the polka station!
104: Take up an aisle for a full scale battlefield between G.I. Joe and the X-Men!
105: Place wagers on the task above on who would win!
Got these off of a joke website I saw years ago!
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106. Use a fake coupon.
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107: French kiss the manager! (Use lots of tongue!)
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108. Continually ring the store's phones.
109. Smash glass bottles all over the floor
110. Cut the power for couple hours.
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111: Rip open the Barbie boxes (Or Ken doll if you're gay or female!), take them out, and start making out with them!
112: Slap people around you every time you hear someone say "the" very very hard!
113: Try on clothing in plain view with no undies on!
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114: Run around the whole place promoting products in a very loud voice. "I'M HERE TO TELL YOU TO BUY CILIT BANG!"
115: Follow people around while wearing a hockey mask saying, "I know where you liiiiiiiive..."
116: Lie down in the way of people at the exit and complain about life as a doormat.
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117: Grab a Gatorade bottle, stand by the water fountains, repeatedly yelling, "WATER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!" or "GAAAAAAAAATORAAAAAAADE!"
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116: Practice your Egg Bomb technique using actual eggs and throw them at shoppers!
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117: Sit on the floor in the middle of the queue and insist that you're protesting against queuing.
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118: Use the intercom.
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119: Mix red food coloring and corn syrup to make fake blood, put it in a bottle, and ask people if they want to donate blood to your collection!
120: Carry around a toy or fake sword and brandish it at random times especially in people's faces!
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121: 'pretend' to be a pirate.
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122: Re-alphabetize the CDs and DVDs any way you see fit!
123: Walk in carrying a permanent marker and start doodling on the walls!
124: Start a game of Calvinball (Calvin and Hobbes game with no rules except you make up rules as you go along!) inside the store and see how many people you can get to join in!
125: Walk in carry one of those loud annoying air horns and blow it in random shoppers and employees faces!
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126: Eat people.
[[That one sucks.]]
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127. Bring in an out-of-date [snack bar] and go to the manager, complain about the lack of unexpired [snack bar]s there are in the shop and threaten to sue the shop.
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128: Host a webshow in the stre and talk about K-mart or Walgreens.
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129: Send two-hundred angry babies into wal-mat
130:Dont buy anything
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131:Use the computers
132: Break stuff
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133 eat the stuff in bakery ;D
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134: Carry around a ventriloquist dummy and make it curse and insult everyone around you and then apologize by saying it has Torette's Syndrome!
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135: Sing horribly.
((Up to 135 already.))
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126: hold a circus with knife juggling, human cannon-ball etc using whatever you find instore
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136: hold a circus with knife juggling, human cannon-ball etc using whatever you find instore
((You forgot the number but, I fixed it.))
137: Bring a knife in the store.
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138: Bring a chainsaw-wielding, rabid clawing and extremely electrical Pikachu in the store.
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139: Start hitting on the manager (make sure the manager is the same gender as you. If not just do it to an employee).
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140: Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.
141: Enter with a Super Soaker and blast everyone that comes within 15walking feet of you!
142: Take in a sledge hammer and start smashing random items in the store!
143: Release the pets for sale if there is a pet sales section in the store!
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144. Kick some people!
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145. Just look at any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros gameplay video. Do that.
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^ How will THAT get you kicked out of Walmart?
146: Switch the 'Wal' part of the sign with a 'K'.
147: Switch the 'Walmart' part of the sign with 'Target'.
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So running around with a sword, punching people, throwing items around, slamming people into the ground repeatedly and just general fighting won't get you kicked out? Maybe I should rephrase it.
145. Just look at any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros gameplay video. Do that to any random bystander that comes your way.
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^ No looking at a gameplay video gets you kicked out? I think you mean 'Act like any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros character around any random bystander that comes your way.'
148: Do the tripping trick (when you stick your leg out to trip someone) to the manager.
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149. Stack all the trolleys on top of each other.
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150. Stay until very late and get out of site of the security cameras (my older brother has a friend who is a master at this) dress up in a pink tutu and ride a pink bike around (he did this.. in sight of the cameras).
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150. Stay until very late and get out of site of the security cameras (my older brother has a friend who is a master at this) dress up in a pink tutu and ride a pink bike around (he did this.. in sight of the cameras).
LOL.
160: Break open the costumes.
We are getting closer to 1,000,000. Or 1,000,000,000. I can't tell the difference.
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161. Move the 'DISCOUNT' signs around.
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162: Move all the foods. Ex: Ice cream switched with something in the place that says 'HOT' on it.
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163: Tickle the employees and manager unmercifully!
164: Start a riot.
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165. Go to the 'Sport' section and start to play soccer or baseball. (I know, me talking about sport. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL ME?!?)
162: Move all the foods. Ex: Ice cream switched with something in the place that says 'HOT' on it.
I thought I had already submitted that...
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^You did put human food in the pet food section and vice-versa.
167: Ride one of the bikes.
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168: Smoke in the store.
169: Lick random items that are for sell especially food!
170: Bring in a slingshot and have target practice on the store.
171: Eat all the free samples!
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172: Just.. POKE PEOPLE!
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173. Open all boxes/containers/etc. in the store, so people can't buy them
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174. Drink all the milk strait from the container.
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174. Drink all the milk straight from the container.
Anyway,
175. Rip all the labels off all the products
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176. Switch all the lables.
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^Said that already, didn't I?
177. Graffiti all over the windows.
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((I'm running out of ideas.))
178. Do a play of NCIS or CSI (CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY).
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179. Undo all plumbing in the place.
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180: bring on the wall!!! (do you have hole in the wall in america)
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((Yea we do. "Show us... THE HOLE IN THE WALL!" I did that in summer school because we were in the teachers room and there was a hole in the wall.))
181: Jump over stuff.
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182: Come in in a group and start singing off-key opera.
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183: Two words: Stringless stuff.
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^Isn't that 3 words, 2 punctuation marks and 1 number?
184: Plant some Deku Babas and stuff.
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185: Smash the pumpkins around Halloween!
186: Give wedgies to the employees, manager, and other shoppers!
187: Bring in a whip and keep cracking it at employees' backs while saying, "Get back to work, you lazy scum bag!"
188: Scream every other word you say really really loud!
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189: Bring lots of label makers. Label everything in the store as being 99p. Even the manager's forehead. Also remember your running shoes.
190: Act like a dog. Sleep in the pet beds, bark and growl at customers, and attempt to chew as many shoes as possible.
191: Simply ask to be kicked out.
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192: Call the manager (on a landline) and ask him out. (if) he/she asks how old you are, say where you are and that you're 5.
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193: Murdering people while insulting the workers.
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194: Get any pair of shoes and get someone to kick you.
195: Act dead.
196: Actually be dead.
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197: Act like a cat.
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198. Act like a dog
199. Act like a poor person and beg the cashier for money.
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200. Use the pager and say everything has a 90% discount.
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201. Punch the manager.
Wait... was that said already?
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202. Kick a Shell Shock (from SPM) at the employees.
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203: Grab the Salvation Army kettle during Christmas time and run as fast and far away you can with it!
204: Steal toys from the charity box they have out during the holiday season!
205: Dress up as Tinkle Bell, grab as much glitter as you can and open the tubes and put them in you pockets so it flies out every time you move. When asked what you are doing say, "Spreading pixie dust!" and then blow a lot in to the questioner's face!
206: Smash the glass Christmas ornaments on the floor really REALLY hard and say "Oopsies!" each time while laughing insanely.
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207. Grab all the chip bags and throw them like confetti.
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208: Make people eat confetti.
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209. Turn people into confetti.
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210: Shove confetti up their- I mean, tipi the manager while riding in a cart.
211: Race with your friends in shopping carts.
212: Act as if your shopping cart is your churro van and say, "Hey children? Wanna churro?"! XD
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213: Drive the ice cream truck into the building!
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214: Grab a flamethrower and gas mask, then set everything and everyone on fire. The employees will probably be too injured to force you out, but now you're on the run from the law. XD
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214: Sing badly
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214: Reinact a part of Phantom of the Opera, badly
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215. Give everybody a taste-test of Chef Kawasaki's 'perfected' curry.
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216: Bring your dog into the garden section and tell them that he had to have the best restroom available.
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217: Recreate Herbie Hancock's classic 80's music video "Rockit" using items in the store and have them keep knocking shelves over!
218: Dress up as a Hammer Head Brother and throw boomerangs and hammers at everyone in the store!
219: Go up to random overweight people and say "When's the baby due?" Do this to both MEN and women!
220: Try to sell the store on eBay!
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221: Ride around on a Big Trik while singing Lollipop Luxury on a mega-phone.
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222: Put someone in a headlock and laugh.
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223: Keep bothering the employees with "Where is the <insert item here>?" questions.
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224: Same as above but keep asking where things Walmart DOESN'T sell ever is!
225: See how many people you can get to recreate the Thriller dance sequence in the store!
226: Dress up as a baby, grab a frying pan and smack random men that come by while saying, "NOT the Mama!" (Bonus points if you know the reference!)
227: Kidnap shoppers and put them in Jigsaw styled traps that DON'T involve their deaths but really twisted ways to escape!
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228. Just lean on one of those supporting pillars for hours on end, (works best) with your 3DS or something.
229. Same as 228., but lean on the side that would block an entire aisle, or something.
230. Throw a disco party in a store and drink the shop's own liquor and stuff. Not that I drink yet, or throw wild parties, but...
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231. Take a poop in a cerial box
232. Unscrew all the shelves
233. Ask a staff member if they sell a hammer that can kill your partner
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234. Raid the ice cream section.
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235: Use a jackhammer in the store!
236: practice your bullet Seed attack with sunflower seeds and attack random people in the store.
237: superglue the doors shut!
238: Start a bonfire in the outdoors aisle!
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239: Go to the TV section and switch all the Channels to ABC channel.
240: Go to the vid-games section and hide all the games there.
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241: Climb on top of the shelves while throwing random sharp objects at people like a ninja.
242: Dress up as a vampire and tackle any brunette yelling "DIE BELLA, DIE!"
243: Hide on top of the selves with an arsenal of Nerf guns, shooting any children that walk by say "Die!". When the manager comes by grab a laser pointer and aim it at their head.
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244."stake" people
245. Do above with twilight comments(die Edward, go team Jacob that sort of crap
246. Dress up as the doctor, stand by the phones and turn to random people and talke to the like the doctor would( compleate nonsense about things that won't make sense to them)
247.same as above, but be sure to mention that the only way to save the earth is to blow up the wal mart (works best if dressed as 9th)
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248. Bring a Donkey into the store and allow it to work on the checkouts.
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249. get something slippery and pour it on the managers walk-way
250. walk up to a cashier and say gimmie all your hair
251. make a mess in an isle they just cleaned
252. stain pudding on the managers favorite shirt/uniform
253. smack a worker on the head with something metal.
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254.) Set up a Scare-Jew in the store.
255.) Ask to see the expensive jewelry and ruin them anyway possibe in front of the associate!
256.) Practice your acrobatic routine by jumping from shelf to shelf while flipping.
257.) Go up to any female employee and say, "Did you get a refund?" And when they ask "A refund for what?" say, "That awful sex change operation you've had done. You look like a child that Joan Rivers had with the Elephant Man!"
258.) Release gernils throughout the store!
259.) Scream "RED RUM!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEED RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!" as loud as you can.
260.) Go up to married couples and say, "You DO know that he (or she) is having an affair with [insert random first and last name], right?" Alternate between telling this to the wife and husband. For the husband, occassionally throw in a random male name instead!
261.) Whenever anyone says or does something you don't like, say "Sit boy (or girl)!" in a VERY demanding way!
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262: Rage about Mass Effect three in every aisle were the number 3 turns up in any shape or form.
263: Attack anyone wearing a colour associated with something you hate, e.g. if you see someone wearing pink and you hate Kirby, run to them yelling, "KIIIIIIIIIIRBYYYYYYY!!!"
264: Gangam Style your way around the entire place. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY, KICK ME OOOOOOUUUUUT!"
265: Accuse everyone of being an alien. Don't forget your tin foil hat.
266: Walk up to a stranger and say, "Hey, I know you!" in a really happy voice, and then whisper, "You're the one who MURDERED MEEE." You will immediately be deemed unsafe for customers.
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267.) Perform a Satanic ritualistic sacrifice insde the store.
268.) Take a fire hose and set it off inside the store.
269.) Whenever you hear a woman nagging, point at her and scream as loud as you possibly can "HEY! It's Saggy Naggy!" and beat her up.
270.) Launch Beyblades all over the store and have them block off various parts of the store by making it impossible to use a cart without hitting one!
271.) Recreate the Vietnam War inside the store and set up booby traps in the least expected places.
272.) Randomly go up to people in the store and lick their ears until they are wet and say, "Yummy!"
273.) Anytime you see Justin Bieber merchandise, set it on fire by pouring kerosene on it and lighting it with a flamethrower.
274.) Roundhouse kick EVERONE in the store!
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275. Run through the isles with no shirt on screaming "Charlie Sheen is awesome!"
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276. standing on top of a shelf and taking a dump
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277. Cartwheel on top of the deli display.
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278. Eat a baby in public.
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279. Play robin hood by steeling food and giving it to shoppers.
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280. Eat a baby in front of its mother.
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281. Talking about eating babies in public
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282. Eat a baby in the checkout line.
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283. Cartwheel in the checkout line.
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284. Eat a baby while doing a cartwheel in the checkout line.
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285. Talk about eating babies in the checkout line.
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286. Eat talking babies.
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287. Tell the manager that he's stupid.
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288. If you're Draghost, simply walk in.
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289. Throw produce at customers.
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290. Throw babies at customers.
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291. Dressing in nothing but little pink underwears and going to the manager and rotating your waist in a very provocative manner.
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292. Steal video games
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293. Steal babies. Then eat them.
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294. Hit people over their heads with frying pans
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295. Hit babies with frying pans.
296. Hit people with babies.
297. Hit babies with babies.
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298. Dress up as Silverwing Bloodsplash and dare say "babies" just one more time.
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299. Post on this topic while in walmart.
300. Play a game of baseball on the electronics section.
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301. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the ball as a baby.
302. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the bat as a baby.
303. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the ball and bat as babies.
304. Shove a baby into a television.
305. Shove a television into a baby.
306. Shove a baby into a baby.
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307. Bring your live chicken to the butcher and ask them to clean it for you
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308. Play baseball and use a live chicken as a bat
309. Play baseball and use a live chicken as a ball
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310. Put a live chicken in a bra, then put it in someone's cart
311. Throw all the video games off the shelves.
312. Dance in your underwear with a backpack on your head.
313. Throw a live chicken at someone
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313. Walk in with no shoes and/or shirt. (technically you can walk in with no pants on and they still have to serve you, because they never said no pants no service.)
314. Walk in naked
315. Dance in the isles naked
316. Run through the isles naked
317. Play dodgeball in the bathroom
318. Play dodgeball in the bathroom with live chickens as the balls
319. Stuff a live chicken down your pants
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320. Play dodgeball against a baby in the bathroom naked with a live chicken as the ball.
321. Play dodgeball in the bathroom against a naked live chicken with a baby as the ball.
322. Play dodgeball against a live bathroom using a naked baby chicken as the ball.
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323. Sing Michael Jackson songs to the checkout clerk while at least 10 other people are in line
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324. Take an ironing board and surf across the checkout belt.
325. Throw a bag of grapes at an old man and yell, "Take that, you ruffian!"
326. Lie down, pour yogurt on yourself, and act dead.
327. Hide in a freezer. When a kid comes by, throw ice cream at him.
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328. Throw oranges at shoppers
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329. Eat frozen chicken nuggets while whispering to everybody that passes:
"Hey, you. SATAN IS ME."
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330. Gather 23 other people and recreate the hunger games in the store
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331. Dress up like Hitmonchu and kick the manager in the stomach
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332. Dress up as blazicario and set the home goods section on fire
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Dress up as (http://s13.postimg.org/59ubemshf/ohmy.gif) and scream at everybody
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334. Play kickball in the frozen food section
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335. Play Kickball using a frozen chicken as the ball.
336. Play Kickball using a Hitmonchu costume as the ball.
337. Play Kickball while dressed up like a Hitmonchu using Blazicario as the ball.
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338. Go into the baby section, take packages of diapers and throw them at people.
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339.
Hide behind a row of paper towels, wait for someone to come by, and jump out and into their cart.
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340. use the shopping carts as bumper carts
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341. Push a shopping cart at somebody
342. Break a can of spaghetti sauce with a baseball bat
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343. Go into the photo shop and steal the cameras
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344. Flush a live chicken down the toilet
345. Flush a baby down the toilet.
346. Flush a toilet down the toilet.
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347. Throw bottles of beer at the checkout clerk
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348. Throw a toilet at the checkout clerk
349. Throw a checkout clerk at the toilet
350. Throw a checkout clerk at a checkout clerk
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351. Start a flash mob, dancing on top of the apples
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i'd do that
352: drass up like this guy:
:ph34r:
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353. Set the toilets on fire xD
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354.
set the apples on fire
355.
set a baby on fire
356.
set a live chicken on fire
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357. Eat the Cash register
358. Dunk an employee in the toilet(Seriously,what's with all the toilets?
359. Dunk a toilet in the employee's mouth.
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360. get on a skateboard and keep doing 360s off of the shelves
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361. Throw a skateboard at a baby
362. Throw a baby at a skateboard
363. Throw a baby at a baby
364. Throw a skateboard at a skateboard
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365. use pokemon trading cards as ninja stars and throw them at people
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366. eat Pokémon cards in the aisles
367. dump a garbage can on somebody
368. lick a toy and rub it on the managers face
369. flush a stuffed animal down the toilet
370. throw candy bars at the checkout clerk
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371. start singing celine dion as loudly and terribly as you can
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372 whack people over the head with a pair of Eskrima sticks!
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373. Throw tvs at people
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374. Throw people at TVs
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375. Throw yourself at TVs and people.
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376. Throw Tvs and People at yourself.
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377. Throw burning TVs at yourself and then go Hulk rage mode and destroy the shop making it impossible to get kicked out if the shop isn't there making this post irrelevant....
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378 pick a tub of Ben and Jerrys up and eat it in front of an employee
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379 Light a pair of shoes on fire, throw it into the middle of the aisle and scream, "HOT FEET HOT FEET!"
380 Grab a coat, color it with the art supplies, and ride around the store on a bicycle while wearing the coat.
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381. Punch Wall-mart's lights out!(LIterally)
382. Dunk the manager in a fishbowl
383. Dunk the fishbowl in the manager!
384. Eat a paintbrush.
385. Put 10 bettas together and Say you did this to the manager.
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386. Draw on the couches with a Sharpie.
387. Scream, "TARGET IS BETTER!" at the checkout clerk and dump tomato sauce on his face.
388. Squish a fruit on the managers head.
389. Eat a candy bar whole.
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390. Yell for no reason
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391. Eat garbage from the trash cans naked.
392. Act like Brock Samson and just start killing people.
393. If you're a guy, open packages of socks and start stuffing your pants. If you're a girl, do the same thing but with your bra!
395. Hack into the security system and set it off every five seconds!
396. Give free haircuts and butcher your clients' hair beyond touch up!
397. Sneak up on bald men and draw on their heads while they aren't looking!
398. Walk around all distraught and filthy while muttering "Dingo ate my baby! A DINGO ATE MY BABY!"
399. Open the vitamin bottles and switch contents around among them.
400. Practice your discus throwing with ceramic plates!
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401. Eat the manager's shirt off.
402. Pour the Sahara Desert into the store.
403. Replace all the money with Cheesecake
404. ERROR 404 all the computers for the workers.this is number 404 lol.
405. Eat all the food and do the biggest burp/fart ever in the Manager's face
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406. Delete system 32 on all the computers. All of them.
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407. Go to the express checkout with an expensive item and pay for it in pennies! Add some Canadian ones in there as well as 1 cent euros! When people complain it's taken so long, simply say, "What? I HAVE 10 items or less!"
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408. Paint "[Your name] was here" On every Item.When they call you over the intercom,walk by them with a mustache and jacket on.When they stop you and ask your name,say "I'm Zachary,Just looking for clothes that doesn't say something." Then take off your disguise and run in slow motion.
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409. Punch the manager where it hurts. Repeatedly.
410. Stab the manager in the knee. (I DON'T RECOMMEND YOU ACTUALLY DO THIS. YOU WILL END UP IN JAIL AND YOU WILL GET NO SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER.)
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^ What if it was an accident and you did it with a pencil?
411. Crash your car into Walmart through the counter and run over the cashier.
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412. Be Draghost
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413. Yell at every kid.
414. Violate a Rarity plushie in public.
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415. If your me, simply walk in.
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416. Read every way in this topic out loud.
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417. Wear a swastika and declare your support for Adolf
418. Eat all the pringles
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419. Throw a can of Pringles at somebody.
420. Run down the candy aisle while throwing everything off the shelves.
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421. Take a bottle of beer, smash it over the manager's head and yell "OPPA!!!!!"
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422. Snipe Dick in public.
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Hahaha, we all know no-one could manage that ;D
423: Murder a random customer and try and excuse yourself
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424. Bring your dog in the store and have him/her eat the manager
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425. Make a snake in a can with all the Pringle cans except attach a knife to the head of the snake.
426. Whenever anyone tries to talk to you, scream at the top of your lungs "DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE!" and douse them with pepper spray.
427. Bring in a dead parrot and re-enact the Monty Python sketch except reverse the roles. (The employee tells you the bird is dead and you claim it's just "taking a nap" and you want to return it because you don't like the color.)
428. Make a potato launcher and fire it randomly inside the store!
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429. Reenact an SSBB battle in the employee break room
430. Be in the employee break room
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431. Go inside a computer that someone is going to turn on,and when they do turn it on,appear on the screen but as an error message and say "A guy that you should kick out is in aisle 5" But make sure someone is there.Then laugh so hard they notice you.
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432: Speak into the announcement microphone and say "Only you can hear this."
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433. Take a pair of scissors and cut a bottle of red dye in half, then wave them in someone's face.
434. Pull a hat over your face and jump into someone's shopping cart.
435. Dress up as a Gallade and run into the store. Body-slam an aisle, then take a product and smash it on the floor.
436. Shake up a soda and throw it at one of the helpers.
437. Take a magnet and put it on a TV screen.
438. Lie down on the checkout conveyer belt and put a barcode sticker on your forehead.
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439. Cosplay Nightmare on Elm Street with an actual knife glove and attack people
440. Randomly tackle people
441. Open bottles of oil and dump out all the contents onto the floor
442. Smash all the cakes in the bakery with hammers
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443. Cover the floor with banana peels and oil.
444. Take a cookie and try to shove it into a DVD player.
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445: Play golf with basketballs and baseball bats.
446: Take all of the Krisky Kreme donuts that dont have holes in them and make a hole with a power drill.
447: Grab a TV and put on a Justin Bieber radio station. Loudly.
448: Grab all the books, rip out the pages and make a huge origami boat.
449: Pour all the bottles of water on the floor and use your origami boat.
450: On your origami boat, point to a fat guy and yell "Land ahoy!"
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451: Beat someone to death with a wet floor sign.
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452. Eat a wet floor sign
453. Break a wet floor sign
454. Cosplay as a wet floor sign and pretend to kiss a wet floor sign
455. Take a frozen pizza and throw it like a Frisbee.
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456. Wrap yourself up in all the toilet paper that you can find, and pretend to be a Walrus.
457. Find a Justin Bieber/One Direction/whatever notebook, and eat all the paper (Or chew it then spit it out). Rinse and repeat.
458. Grab a random carton of milk, pour it all over yourself (Slowly) and act all suggestive and whatnot. Don't forget to make noises.
459. Pretend to be a cashier/manager, then make up silly rules and basically do a terrible job. Make sure no one suspects your true identity.
460. Pretend to be a Zombie, stalk people and then pin someone down and pretend to eat their brains.
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461. Cosplay as the Powerpuff Girls and randomly shout "Stop right there [Powerpuff Villian]!" at shoppers and proceed to beat them up.
462. Cosplay as the Mayor of Townsville and grab all the pickle jars and whenever you are asked to give someone a jar, scream "Stay back! These pickles are MINE!"
463. Cosplay as Pinkie Pie and throw confetti everywhere you go while shouting "It's PARTY time everybody!" in the most annoying high pitched voice you can make.
464. Take a weed whacker and test it out on all the products on the shelves.
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465. Cosplay as Link and act like every passerby is an enemy.
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466. Find someone holding an item, and make sure you are holding a Pokémon figurine. Jump over to them, swap your items, and yell "WONDER TRADE!" at the top of your lungs.
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467. They always say they have the freshest/best fruit and meat.
Tell everyone otherwise.
True story: My dad bought hamburgers and stake from there. He cooked them and they were less than half the size they were before.
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468. Make perverted and racist jokes about the staff.
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469. Roundhouse kick a container of tic-tacs off the shelf, and spill them all over an employee's head.
470. Take a container of fruit juice and pour it on a stuffed animal.
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471. Hold stuffed animals hostages with a knife and demand that either you get $500 worth of peanuts or else the "hostages" will die.
472. Pretend to be Bell Kirby and toss heavy weight musical bells at random shoppers.
473. Pretend to be Ninja Kirby and keep drop kicking everyone around you and throw shrunkens at them as well.
474. Toss acid in the employees' faces
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475. Stomp on a potato.
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476. Take all the jars of peanut butter and throw them on the floor. Throw jelly with it as well. Yell "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" while beating the mess with a baseball bat
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477. Grab a baseball bat and spin around in a circle, hitting random people on the head.
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478. Cosplay Indiana Jones and use a whip for everything you do in the store!
479. Eat all the cakes in the bakery and then thrown them all up throughout the store.
480. Randomly go up to people and pat their heads while saying "Duck" and occasionally scream "GOOSE!" as loud as you can and run away as fast you can.
481. Set all the Hunger Games: Catching Fire mechandise on fire and throw said item into the air and see how many you can catch!
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482. Cosplay as Katniss Everdeen and shoot arrows at passerby
483. Steal exactly $24.21 worth of stuff from the baby section.
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484. Tell them that you're looking for the nearest Target.
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485. Arrive with a group of friends. Play tag by slapping eachothers butts around the superstore.
Source: Past experience
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486.
Dress up as a Tetris Piece and run towards everything saying "I'm gonna fit! I'M GONNA FIT!".
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:o You win.
487. Necropost
488. Say you're looking for the nearest Costco
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489. Unwrap every chocolate bar yelling "DAMN, NO GOLDEN TICKET" after each one.
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490.
Start a pro-lgbt protest inside the mart. Especially burning "Tomodachi Life" copies.
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491. Cosplay as Cookie Monster and shove all the cookies in the store into your mouth.
492. Switch the labels on all the pill bottles around as you please.
493. Take a whip and swing it around while saying, "I say whip it! Whip it good!"
494. Change one specific letter in all the Duck Dynasty merchandise
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495. sniff random people and comment on how nice/awful their cologne is
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496. Grab all the merchandise from Frozen that you can and start singing "Let it Go" as loudly and as badly as you possibly can.
497. Sing the American national anthem over the intercom system
498. Smash all the TV's
499. Walk in and out of the store over and over again
500. Buy a lot of cold medicine and a lighter at the same time.
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501. While Justin Bieber is playing, organise and actually race a dragsters competition.
502. Yell ShinyBlaziken's name as loud as you can, as many times as you can.
503. Grab all the Old Spice deodorant bottles you can and throw them at all employees with your "MIGHTY POWAAAAAH!".
504. Actually argue with good examples why the Islam is superior than the US.
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505. Find an american flag in the U.S. and throw it on the ground
506. Count really loud and slow
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507. Poison every bottled drink in the store!
508. Perform an Aztec human sacrifice inside the store.
509. Wear and oversized mask and randomly jump out at shopper while screaming, "OOOOGAAA BOOOOGAAA BOOOOGAAA!" as loud as you can.
510. Shave people's hair off while speaking in rhymes
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511. Using their meat as underwear without having paid for it.
512. By breaking Hell while playing "Cards Against Humanity".
513. By yelling "FEGELEIN!" at all Jews.
514. By yelling "FEGELEIN!" at all juice.
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515.) Dress up as Rarity and walk around the store screaming as loud as you can in a continental accent, " I AM RARITY! I am FABULOUS! I simply MUST have all the gems in this store!" continuously. Grab anything shiny while you do so and keep putting them on in any means possible.
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516. Do anything suggested on this thread. Especially 515.
517. Scream "Target is better" while running around the store
518. Dress up as a tentacle monster and scream "23 19!" (cookies if you get the reference)
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519.) Hold all the raisins in the store as hostages and demand $1000000's worth of bubble wrap as ransom.
520.) Cosplay as Pinkie Pie and continue shrieking as loud as possible "SURPRISE!" and "IT'S PARTY TIME!" while throwing glitter confetti in random people's eyes.
521.) Pull on random people's hair to see WHO'S wearing a wig or hairpiece. HARD.
522.) Continue to ask everyone if it's weird that Hello Kitty turns you on.
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523. Attempt to GH duel Danny Johnson (THE guitar hero) in the video game isle.
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524. gather all the sunny d around you and frantically shout PRAISE THE SUN every ten seconds and strike the pose
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525. Sing 'Psychosocial' by Slipknot as loudly and horribly as possible
526. Ask people if they can see the preservation of the martyr in you
527. Scream "The limits of the dead" as you run through the isles
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528 bring a legion of stereotypical gamers (overweight while wearing a headset with a microphone) into the chip section where they proceed to open bags of chips into the air following up with them doing Dorito angels in the isles with two of the group that hold a pop can in each hand throwing the pop cans on the ground in a way they shoot soda upwards as they hold a pose
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529. Start a civil rights movement in the dairy section
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530. singing and i will always love you for 3 and a half hour in a black fridays sale line
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531.) Get on top of the shelves and hold a white plush dog. Whenever people pass by, say in a really creepy voice, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!" while petting the dog.
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532 start strutting around while dressed like a vampire hunter
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Bring pipe bombs.
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534. Not Numbering your way to get kicked out of Walmart
535. Scream "Target is better"
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536.) Walking wearing a full wedding dress and re-enact Madonna's infamous VMA performance of "Like a Virgin" and roll around all over the store while the skirt rides up and grind your hips against random stuffed animals and hams!
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537. Unleash a swarm of locusts.
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538. Cosplay as cosplay pikachu
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539. Create a Cosplay-pikaception-paradox-explosion-wormhole-apocalypse with a forum post.
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540 - Bring a friend and dual cosplay as Archie and Maxie.
541 - 540, in character. With robot killer whales and dinosaurs.
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541.) Go into the store dressed as a bunny and skip merrily while carrying a huge mallet and singing "Little Bunny Foo Foo" as loud as you can. When you get to the bopping the field mice on the head part of the song, whack the closest person near you in their head as hard as you can.
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542. Explain why you are JAPAN.
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543. Actually construct additional pylons
544. Blast "Welcome to the Black Parade" and various other My Chemical Romance songs over the loudspeaker
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545: Take over the loudspeaker and sing something by Yoko Ono.
546: Actually, I think taking over the loudspeaker would cover it.
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547.) Dress up as Lizzie Hearts from Ever After High and walk around all pompous like and scream as loud as you can "OFF WITH YOUR/THEIR/HIS/HER HEAD!!!!" randomly.
548.) Walk in dressed as Cupid carrying a bow and a box of tranquilizer darts with "Love Darts" written on the box. Fire them at random people in the store.
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548. Try to climb on the store.
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549). Walk in wearing clothes covered in Target symbols and run up to the employees to tell them that you're sorry they're dropouts who had to settle for this.
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550.) Walk in with a female friend and whenever you see a woman who is either obese or got a big arse, say as loud as you can to your friend in a Valley Girl voice, "Oh my God, Becky! LOOK at her butt!" and continue the opening line from the video "Baby Got Back."
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551). Storm the place with a bunch of cosplayers and have a huge battle.
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552. Stand next to the MLP aisle and rearrange them so the Twilights spell "MLP S5 COMING SPRING 2015".
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553.) Walk in dress as a Wailord and attempt to Body Slam everyone that comes near you.
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534. Trick everyone into believing frying pans are umbrellas and Onigiris are jelly donuts.
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535. Silly String EVERYTHING.
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536.) Climb on top of the shelves and drop kick everyone who walks by.
537.) Go up to random people and ask them if they would like to buy a Magikarp for $5000.
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538) Vandalise the place!
539) Tell the manager a Yo' Momma joke! >:D
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540. sacrifice the security guards to satan
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540. sacrifice the security guards to satan
How does that work? They'd be no one to kick you out!
341) annoy the manager!
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How does that work? They'd be no one to kick you out!
the police would probably arrest me considering it's more than a little illegal
plus the manager and store clerks can kick people out :p
542. knock down the shelves while screaming to the tune of bohemian rhapsody
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543) sing any song by Justin Bieber or one direction!
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543. pour bleach onto the clothes in the clothing section, while eating all of the food you want. without paying
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545.) Dress up as Link and laugh at the whole chickens in the food section and smugly say "You ain't so tough now ARE you Cucco?"
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546) If you're underage, strike up a friendly conversation with the guy buying beer in the self checkout. Say you can't wait for tonight. The icing on the cake is the poor chump gets kicked out too.
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547.) Pour catnip over the entire floor and then let 50 cats loose all over the store.
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548) get a voltorb to use self destruct/explosion inside.
That's if there's anything left to get kicked out of!
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549.) Throw pumpkins at everyone around you
550.) Smash every tv with a baseball bat!
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550.) Smash every tv with a baseball bat!
You can just smash anything generally to get kicked out!
551) pull down your trousers and do a big **** on the floor!
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552.) Rip apart all the stuffed animals and pillows in the store!