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Title: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 16, 2011, 16:19
Ok.So my last forum game went down badly so I made a new (hopefully) spam free forum game.So here is how you play.
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Person number 1: 2.Scream a lot.
Person number 2: 2.Yell at the manager.
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You can have up to 4 ideas in your post.
Here is the first one.
1.When someone talks in the intercom assume the fetal position and yell "Its the voices!Make it stop!"
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: CAPITAL BETA on July 23, 2011, 14:08
2. Approach a member of staff and ask them to kick you out.
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: Spriter on July 25, 2011, 20:38
3.Stand on the aisles, kicking people in the face.
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 25, 2011, 21:24
4 steal stuff 
5 kick other people out
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: ShiraBliss on July 25, 2011, 21:36
6. Proceed to make out in front of minors
7. Continuing from #6, get physical
8. Continuing from #7, proceed to make minors of your own.
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 25, 2011, 22:01
9
open diapers and wear them
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 25, 2011, 22:50
10.Go to the hunting/guns department.Grab all of the guns that you can and when an employee walks up to you ask them where the "Anti-depressents are".
11.Get a chain saw.
12.Use the chainsaw.
13.Dress up as Batman and yell at the top of your lungs "COME ROBIN!TO THE BATMOBILE!"
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 26, 2011, 12:26
14. climb in to a bed and wet it :P
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 27, 2011, 18:09
Hide in the clothing racks and when people come around jump out and say "Pick me!Pick me!"
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 27, 2011, 21:33
16. knock out a cashier and instead of the regular total, say $7908589463918568686357348294762318657364767824527.00 as the total.
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 27, 2011, 21:36
17. Ask for the managers sisiers phone number!
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 27, 2011, 21:41
18 having fake seizures every minute or something
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Post by: zezemanoob on July 27, 2011, 22:16
19 make a base of operations high up in the shelves from which to mount a full scale toilet roll attack on the staff
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 27, 2011, 23:07
20.Make the alarmclocks go off at 1 minute intervals.
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 28, 2011, 11:24
21. Grab a person of the opposite sex and keep them as hostages
22. Strip the hostages
23. Assault the hostages
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 14:33
21. Grab a person of the opposite sex and keep them as hostages
22. Strip the hostages
23. Assault the hostages
Nothing illigeal please.
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: Jake & Infernape on July 28, 2011, 14:53
24.Dress up like Dora and at the top of your lungs, you scream "VAMONOS!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!" then destroy anything that looks like a fox.

Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 15:06
25 Dress up as Dieago and swing on toliet paper vines.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on July 28, 2011, 15:39
26: Dress up as Voldemort and say "I am the nose goblin! Give me your noses!"
27: Copy 26 but play Gotcha Nose with random people.
28: Copy 27 but add a smell that will attract people towards you.
29: Copy 28 but take hostage a kid who wears glasses and has black hair.
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 15:49
29.Just plain swing from toilet paper.
Here is a twist when an admin shows up we have to start from one again but, with diffrent ways to get kicked out of walmart. OK?
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: Spriter on July 28, 2011, 19:41
30. Make a set of Quantum Solace and proceed to film the entire film on the set.
Title: Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 19:43
31. Drive a car through the  front door!
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: ShiraBliss on July 28, 2011, 19:55
Uh, why did you change the  thread? We already have a 'How many until the admins show up', we don't need a duplication, thank you :\
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 19:57
No this is for 1001 ways to get kicked out of walmart + how far until the admins show up.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: ShiraBliss on July 28, 2011, 19:58
... why, may I ask?
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 20:23
I thought it would be fun. I have a game with trophys being givin out at random times and I wanted something for this.
Now back on topic:
32.Drink alchol in the store.
33.If you are under the age for it just act drunk.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 29, 2011, 08:36
^34. Drink root/ginger beer for minors, maybe...?
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: kr9q on July 29, 2011, 15:08
35. Drink soda then ack like you are drunk.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: Jake & Infernape on July 30, 2011, 12:59
36.Get drunk then pull a paul blart (mall cop).
37.Dress up like a wild giratina and try to use moves on other people.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 30, 2011, 13:28
38. ACTUALLY use a Giratina and ACTUALLY do moves on other people.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 31, 2011, 21:52
39.Tell all of the workers that they are fired.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 01, 2011, 09:43
40. Clog all toilets, maybe...?
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: kr9q on August 01, 2011, 13:52
41. Dress up as spiderman and try to shoot webs at the manger.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 01, 2011, 15:47
42 strip
oh wait
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: kr9q on August 01, 2011, 18:07
43. Keep going in and out of the doors.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 02, 2011, 09:25
41. Dress up as spiderman and try to shoot webs at the manger.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

44. Stick a... well... stick between the spinning doors so they can't spin around anymore.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: kr9q on August 02, 2011, 20:24
45. Put tampons in random peoples carts.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 02, 2011, 20:27
46. Put Stilton Cheese in random people's carts.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: kr9q on August 02, 2011, 20:28
47.Get other people in trouble
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 02, 2011, 20:36
48. Pretend to be, I dunno, one of those cardboard ad versions of the product, then jump out @ people.
Title: Re: How far can we get kicked out of walmart until the admins show up?
Post by: kr9q on August 02, 2011, 20:38
49. Smash People with ham.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 02, 2011, 20:41
50. Smash people with chicken wings or a T-bone (eeeurgh... steak... eeeurgh...)
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 02, 2011, 20:49
51.Say code 3 in house ware
52.Drown in a pool
53.TP the store
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 02, 2011, 21:50
^TP? What's "TP"?

54. Break ALL the glass in the place.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 02, 2011, 21:56
Toilet Paper
55.Sing horrible karaoke
56.Swing on banners
57.Hold Barbie for ransom
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: TrickTester on August 03, 2011, 00:11
In my experience

58: Be a teenager.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 03, 2011, 00:15
59.Swear a lot.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Catstorm on August 03, 2011, 01:21
60. Yell consistently about the other local retailer being much better
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 03, 2011, 01:30
61.Hug someone and say "I love you mommy."
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 03, 2011, 06:07
^so, if you "attach" yourself to a man, you call him a woman. Yeah, REEAL SMART.

62. Same as above, except replace "mommy" with "daddy".
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 03, 2011, 18:22
^ I ran out of ideas so I'm finding them on-line.
63.Draw mustaces on pictures and manicins.
64.Try on crazy costumes and walk through the store.
65.Light a mach under a sprinkler.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 03, 2011, 22:29
66. Put the "Human Food" in the "Pet Food" section
67. ^Vice-Versa
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 04, 2011, 00:07
68.Try to go to bathroom in a display toilet.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 04, 2011, 11:56
^69. ACTUALLY go to the toilet in a display toilet.
70. Dress as Black-Suit Spider-Man and send out 6 Galvantula, to completely cover the place in web.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 04, 2011, 17:51
71. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 05, 2011, 02:25
72. Switch the "Male" and "Female" signs on toilet doors, maybe?
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 05, 2011, 02:40
73.Flip off the manager.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 05, 2011, 13:47
74. R-  oh wait
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 06, 2011, 12:51
75. Just generally acting stupid by asking ridiculous questions, etc.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 08, 2011, 19:00
76. Use a megaphone.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Jake & Infernape on August 09, 2011, 02:36
77. Dress up like jirachi and grant everyones wish in the worst possible way.
78. Dress up like Miley Cyrus, then sing Britney spears songs while putting mentos in all the coke bottles.

(sorry those 2 were a bit crappy)
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 09, 2011, 02:45
(Nope great.) Tell someone to drive their car to their house with you in it.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on August 14, 2011, 08:27
79: Get a friend to come with you and play Bumper Carts... right into the manager! With the Walmart Carts!
90: Grab awesome crops and wack people with them. ((refrence only))
91: ((Use water fountains)) and walk around yelling "I'M A VAPOREON!!!!" while spitting water out at people and laughing hysterically.


   ((I know, they suck.))
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 15, 2011, 11:19
92. Tip all the merchandise from the shelves and freezers and stuff onto the floor
93. Switch all the random crap in the store around, eg. cereal in the "Pet Food" section and kitty litter in the ice-cream section, etc.
94. Shoplift.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on August 15, 2011, 19:14
95: Walk around wacking people with a Gatoradfe bottle and laughing hystertically.
That'de be me.
Lol... :laugh:
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 16, 2011, 09:07
96. Switching the lil' "name and price tag" thing around. You know, the lil' piece of paper that says "Thins Salt and Vinegar $2.00". That thing.
97. Switching the price tags on the products.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Jake & Infernape on August 19, 2011, 19:47
98. Buy something and walk slowly out the door screaming, "I STOLE THIS!"
99. Get the coffee beans and throw them at people.
100!. Start singing "Give me everything" at the top of your lungs in opera version.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 21, 2011, 16:03
79: Get a friend to come with you and play Bumper Carts... right into the manager! With the Walmart Carts!
90: Grab awesome crops and wack people with them. ((refrence only))
91: ((Use water fountains)) and walk around yelling "I'M A VAPOREON!!!!" while spitting water out at people and laughing hysterically.


   ((I know, they suck.))
(Nope they rock!)
101. Fake a Heart Attack. (Your getting out right?)
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 24, 2011, 10:31
102: Practice your Madonna look in the auto aisle with the funnels!
103: Change the radio stations on all the radios to the polka station!
104: Take up an aisle for a full scale battlefield between G.I. Joe and the X-Men!
105: Place wagers on the task above on who would win!

Got these off of a joke website I saw years ago!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 24, 2011, 23:10
106. Use a fake coupon.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 24, 2011, 23:14
107: French kiss the manager! (Use lots of tongue!)
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 25, 2011, 08:18
108. Continually ring the store's phones.
109. Smash glass bottles all over the floor
110. Cut the power for couple hours.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 25, 2011, 14:56
111: Rip open the Barbie boxes (Or Ken doll if you're gay or female!), take them out, and start making out with them!
112: Slap people around you every time you hear someone say "the" very very hard!
113: Try on clothing in plain view with no undies on!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: MzLuluZombi on August 25, 2011, 18:42
114: Run around the whole place promoting products in a very loud voice. "I'M HERE TO TELL YOU TO BUY CILIT BANG!"
115: Follow people around while wearing a hockey mask saying, "I know where you liiiiiiiive..."
116: Lie down in the way of people at the exit and complain about life as a doormat.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Mondo Oowada on August 25, 2011, 19:07
117: Grab a Gatorade bottle, stand by the water fountains, repeatedly yelling, "WATER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!" or "GAAAAAAAAATORAAAAAAADE!"
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 25, 2011, 19:21
116: Practice your Egg Bomb technique using actual eggs and throw them at shoppers!
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on August 27, 2011, 18:37
117: Sit on the floor in the middle of the queue and insist that you're protesting against queuing.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on August 30, 2011, 18:51
118: Use the intercom.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 30, 2011, 19:51
119: Mix red food coloring and corn syrup to make fake blood, put it in a bottle, and ask people if they want to donate blood to your collection!
120: Carry around a toy or fake sword and brandish it at random times especially in people's faces!
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Post by: kr9q on August 31, 2011, 21:37
121: 'pretend' to be a pirate.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 01, 2011, 14:11
122: Re-alphabetize the CDs and DVDs any way you see fit!
123: Walk in carrying a permanent marker and start doodling on the walls!
124: Start a game of Calvinball (Calvin and Hobbes game with no rules except you make up rules as you go along!) inside the store and see how many people you can get to join in!
125: Walk in carry one of those loud annoying air horns and blow it in random shoppers and employees faces!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 01, 2011, 21:21
126: Eat people.

[[That one sucks.]]
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Sizacu on September 02, 2011, 04:23
127. Bring in an out-of-date [snack bar] and go to the manager, complain about the lack of unexpired [snack bar]s there are in the shop and threaten to sue the shop.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 02, 2011, 21:09
128: Host a webshow in the stre and talk about K-mart or Walgreens.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: The Mudkip on September 04, 2011, 15:32
129: Send two-hundred angry babies into wal-mat
130:Dont buy anything
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 05, 2011, 00:57
131:Use the computers
132: Break stuff
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Post by: shadowflame on September 05, 2011, 15:56
133 eat the stuff in bakery  ;D
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 05, 2011, 16:37
134: Carry around a ventriloquist dummy and make it curse and insult everyone around you and then apologize by saying it has Torette's Syndrome!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 05, 2011, 18:38
135: Sing horribly.

((Up to 135 already.))
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: The Collector on September 06, 2011, 08:47
126: hold a circus with knife juggling, human cannon-ball etc using whatever you find instore
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Post by: kr9q on September 06, 2011, 20:50
136: hold a circus with knife juggling, human cannon-ball etc using whatever you find instore
((You forgot the number but, I fixed it.))

137: Bring a knife in the store.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on September 11, 2011, 18:19
138: Bring a chainsaw-wielding, rabid clawing and extremely electrical Pikachu in the store.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 11, 2011, 18:42
139: Start hitting on the manager (make sure the manager is the same gender as you. If not just do it to an employee).
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 27, 2011, 00:50
140: Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.
141: Enter with a Super Soaker and blast everyone that comes within 15walking feet of you!
142: Take in a sledge hammer and start smashing random items in the store!
143: Release the pets for sale if there is a pet sales section in the store!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 27, 2011, 20:02
144. Kick some people!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Nightmare Eater on September 27, 2011, 20:43
145. Just look at any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros gameplay video. Do that.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 27, 2011, 23:32
^ How will THAT get you kicked out of Walmart?

146: Switch the 'Wal' part of the sign with a 'K'.
147: Switch the 'Walmart' part of the sign with 'Target'.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Nightmare Eater on September 28, 2011, 20:53
So running around with a sword, punching people, throwing items around, slamming people into the ground repeatedly and just general fighting won't get you kicked out? Maybe I should rephrase it.

145. Just look at any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros gameplay video. Do that to any random bystander that comes your way.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 28, 2011, 20:58
^ No looking at a gameplay video gets you kicked out? I think you mean 'Act like any Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel vs Capcom, Soulcalibur, even Super Smash Bros character around any random bystander that comes your way.'

148: Do the tripping trick (when you stick your leg out to trip someone) to the manager.
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on September 29, 2011, 00:48
149. Stack all the trolleys on top of each other.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: MangaDragon on September 29, 2011, 23:15
150. Stay until very late and get out of site of the security cameras (my older brother has a friend who is a master at this) dress up in a pink tutu and ride a pink bike around (he did this.. in sight of the cameras).
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 29, 2011, 23:22
150. Stay until very late and get out of site of the security cameras (my older brother has a friend who is a master at this) dress up in a pink tutu and ride a pink bike around (he did this.. in sight of the cameras).
LOL.

160: Break open the costumes.

We are getting closer to 1,000,000. Or 1,000,000,000. I can't tell the difference.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on September 29, 2011, 23:52
161. Move the 'DISCOUNT' signs around.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on September 30, 2011, 00:02
162: Move all the foods. Ex: Ice cream switched with something in the place that says 'HOT' on it.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 30, 2011, 03:46
163: Tickle the employees and manager unmercifully!
164: Start a riot.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on September 30, 2011, 04:37
165. Go to the 'Sport' section and start to play soccer or baseball. (I know, me talking about sport. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL ME?!?)

162: Move all the foods. Ex: Ice cream switched with something in the place that says 'HOT' on it.

I thought I had already submitted that...
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on October 01, 2011, 14:43
^You did put human food in the pet food section and vice-versa.

167: Ride one of the bikes.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 01, 2011, 22:51
168: Smoke in the store.
169: Lick random items that are for sell especially food!
170: Bring in a slingshot and have target practice on the store.
171: Eat all the free samples!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on October 02, 2011, 00:53
172: Just.. POKE PEOPLE!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 02, 2011, 01:16
173. Open all boxes/containers/etc. in the store, so people can't buy them
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on October 02, 2011, 01:21
174. Drink all the milk strait from the container.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 02, 2011, 02:02
174. Drink all the milk straight from the container.

Anyway,

175. Rip all the labels off all the products
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on October 17, 2011, 22:03
176. Switch all the lables.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 18, 2011, 21:35
^Said that already, didn't I?

177. Graffiti all over the windows.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on October 18, 2011, 23:21
((I'm running out of ideas.))

178. Do a play of NCIS or CSI (CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY).
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 19, 2011, 06:03
179. Undo all plumbing in the place.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: The Collector on October 19, 2011, 06:30
180: bring on the wall!!! (do you have hole in the wall in america)
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Post by: kr9q on October 19, 2011, 20:21
((Yea we do. "Show us... THE HOLE IN THE WALL!" I did that in summer school because we were in the teachers room and there was a hole in the wall.))

181: Jump over stuff.
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Post by: Sizacu on October 23, 2011, 14:47
182: Come in in a group and start singing off-key opera.
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Post by: kr9q on October 23, 2011, 14:58
183: Two words: Stringless stuff.
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 27, 2011, 11:10
^Isn't that 3 words, 2 punctuation marks and 1 number?

184: Plant some Deku Babas and stuff.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 30, 2011, 00:04
185: Smash the pumpkins around Halloween!
186: Give wedgies to the employees, manager, and other shoppers!
187: Bring in a whip and keep cracking it at employees' backs while saying, "Get back to work, you lazy scum bag!"
188: Scream every other word you say really really loud!
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on November 03, 2011, 20:36
189: Bring lots of label makers. Label everything in the store as being 99p. Even the manager's forehead. Also remember your running shoes.
190: Act like a dog. Sleep in the pet beds, bark and growl at customers, and attempt to chew as many shoes as possible.
191: Simply ask to be kicked out.
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Post by: kr9q on November 03, 2011, 21:38
192: Call the manager (on a landline) and ask him out. (if) he/she asks how old you are, say where you are and that you're 5.
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Post by: Steve Jobs on November 03, 2011, 22:08
193: Murdering people while insulting the workers.
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on November 04, 2011, 23:28
194: Get any pair of shoes and get someone to kick you.
195: Act dead.
196: Actually be dead.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on November 04, 2011, 23:31
197: Act like a cat.
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on November 12, 2011, 00:07
198. Act like a dog
199. Act like a poor person and beg the cashier for money.
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Post by: Gusparce on December 04, 2011, 02:24
200. Use the pager and say everything has a 90% discount.
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Post by: kr9q on December 04, 2011, 02:28
201. Punch the manager.
Wait... was that said already?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on December 04, 2011, 03:13
202. Kick a Shell Shock (from SPM) at the employees.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 04, 2011, 22:31
203: Grab the Salvation Army kettle during Christmas time and run as fast and far away you can with it!
204: Steal toys from the charity box they have out during the holiday season!
205: Dress up as Tinkle Bell, grab as much glitter as you can and open the tubes and put them in you pockets so it flies out every time you move. When asked what you are doing say, "Spreading pixie dust!" and then blow a lot in to the questioner's face!
206: Smash the glass Christmas ornaments on the floor really REALLY hard and say "Oopsies!" each time while laughing insanely.
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Post by: Gusparce on December 05, 2011, 01:25
207. Grab all the chip bags and throw them like confetti.
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Post by: kr9q on December 05, 2011, 01:51
208: Make people eat confetti.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Gusparce on December 06, 2011, 05:18
209. Turn people into confetti.
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Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 10, 2011, 05:18
210: Shove confetti up their- I mean, tipi the manager while riding in a cart.
211: Race with your friends in shopping carts.
212: Act as if your shopping cart is your churro van and say, "Hey children? Wanna churro?"! XD
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Post by: kr9q on December 18, 2011, 00:35
213: Drive the ice cream truck into the building!
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Post by: Mondo Oowada on December 18, 2011, 12:18
214: Grab a flamethrower and gas mask, then set everything and everyone on fire. The employees will probably be too injured to force you out, but now you're on the run from the law. XD
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Post by: kr9q on December 18, 2011, 19:57
214: Sing badly
OR
214: Reinact a part of Phantom of the Opera, badly
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Post by: Sizacu on December 19, 2011, 17:42
215. Give everybody a taste-test of Chef Kawasaki's 'perfected' curry.
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Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on December 19, 2011, 18:00
216: Bring your dog into the garden section and tell them that he had to have the best restroom available.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 01:21
217: Recreate Herbie Hancock's classic 80's music video "Rockit" using items in the store and have them keep knocking shelves over!
218: Dress up as a Hammer Head Brother and throw boomerangs and hammers at everyone in the store!
219: Go up to random overweight people and say "When's the baby due?" Do this to both MEN and women!
220: Try to sell the store on eBay!
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Post by: Iggy♠ on December 26, 2011, 21:03
221: Ride around on a Big Trik while singing Lollipop Luxury on a mega-phone.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: kr9q on December 28, 2011, 20:51
222: Put someone in a headlock and laugh.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on January 09, 2012, 00:23
223: Keep bothering the employees with "Where is the <insert item here>?" questions.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 09, 2012, 11:04
224: Same as above but keep asking where things Walmart DOESN'T sell ever is!
225: See how many people you can get to recreate the Thriller dance sequence in the store!
226: Dress up as a baby, grab a frying pan and smack random men that come by while saying, "NOT the Mama!" (Bonus points if you know the reference!)
227: Kidnap shoppers and put them in Jigsaw styled traps that DON'T involve their deaths but really twisted ways to escape!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on January 09, 2012, 12:44
228. Just lean on one of those supporting pillars for hours on end, (works best) with your 3DS or something.
229. Same as 228., but lean on the side that would block an entire aisle, or something.
230. Throw a disco party in a store and drink the shop's own liquor and stuff. Not that I drink yet, or throw wild parties, but...
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 03, 2012, 14:18
231. Take a poop in a cerial box
232. Unscrew all the shelves
233. Ask a staff member if they sell a hammer that can kill your partner
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Post by: Sizacu on February 03, 2012, 20:39
234. Raid the ice cream section.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 06, 2012, 22:02
235: Use a jackhammer in the store!
236: practice your bullet Seed attack with sunflower seeds and attack random people in the store.
237: superglue the doors shut!
238: Start a bonfire in the outdoors aisle!
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on February 11, 2012, 01:51
239: Go to the TV section and switch all the Channels to ABC channel.
240: Go to the vid-games section and hide all the games there.
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Post by: Iggy♠ on February 11, 2012, 04:53
241: Climb on top of the shelves while throwing random sharp objects at people like a ninja.
242: Dress up as a vampire and tackle any brunette yelling "DIE BELLA, DIE!"
243: Hide on top of the selves with an arsenal of Nerf guns, shooting any children that walk by say "Die!". When the manager comes by grab a laser pointer and aim it at their head.
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 18, 2012, 10:53
244."stake" people
245. Do above with twilight comments(die Edward, go team Jacob that sort of crap
246. Dress up as the doctor, stand by the phones and turn to random people and talke to the like the doctor would( compleate nonsense about things that won't make sense to them)
247.same as above, but be sure to mention that the only way to save the earth is to blow up the wal mart (works best if dressed as 9th)
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on February 18, 2012, 19:01
248. Bring a Donkey into the store and allow it to work on the checkouts.
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Post by: roysde456 on September 15, 2012, 21:26
249. get something slippery and pour it on the managers walk-way
250. walk up to a cashier and say gimmie all your hair
251. make a mess in an isle they just cleaned
252. stain pudding on the managers favorite shirt/uniform
253. smack a worker on the head with something metal.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 16, 2012, 00:26
254.) Set up a Scare-Jew in the store.
255.) Ask to see the expensive jewelry and ruin them anyway possibe in front of the associate!
256.) Practice your acrobatic routine by jumping from shelf to shelf while flipping.
257.) Go up to any female employee and say, "Did you get a refund?" And when they ask "A refund for what?" say, "That awful sex change operation you've had done. You look like a child that Joan Rivers had with the Elephant Man!"
258.) Release gernils throughout the store!
259.) Scream "RED RUM!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEED RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!" as loud as you can.
260.) Go up to married couples and say, "You DO know that he (or she) is having an affair with [insert random first and last name], right?" Alternate between telling this to the wife and husband. For the husband, occassionally throw in a random male name instead!
261.) Whenever anyone says or does something you don't like, say "Sit boy (or girl)!" in a VERY demanding way!
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on September 18, 2012, 19:44
262: Rage about Mass Effect three in every aisle were the number 3 turns up in any shape or form.
263: Attack anyone wearing a colour associated with something you hate, e.g. if you see someone wearing pink and you hate Kirby, run to them yelling, "KIIIIIIIIIIRBYYYYYYY!!!"
264: Gangam Style your way around the entire place. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY, KICK ME OOOOOOUUUUUT!"
265: Accuse everyone of being an alien. Don't forget your tin foil hat.
266: Walk up to a stranger and say, "Hey, I know you!" in a really happy voice, and then whisper, "You're the one who MURDERED MEEE." You will immediately be deemed unsafe for customers.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 18, 2012, 20:03
267.) Perform a Satanic ritualistic sacrifice insde the store.
268.) Take a fire hose and set it off inside the store.
269.) Whenever you hear a woman nagging, point at her and scream as loud as you possibly can "HEY! It's Saggy Naggy!" and beat her up.
270.) Launch Beyblades all over the store and have them block off various parts of the store by making it impossible to use a cart without hitting one!
271.) Recreate the Vietnam War inside the store and set up booby traps in the least expected places.
272.) Randomly go up to people in the store and lick their ears until they are wet and say, "Yummy!"
273.) Anytime you see Justin Bieber merchandise, set it on fire by pouring kerosene on it and lighting it with a flamethrower.
274.) Roundhouse kick EVERONE in the store!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 11, 2013, 19:28
275. Run through the isles with no shirt on screaming "Charlie Sheen is awesome!"
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Post by: Hitmonchu on May 13, 2013, 23:57
276. standing on top of a shelf and taking a dump
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 14, 2013, 00:13
277. Cartwheel on top of the deli display.
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Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 15, 2013, 04:38
278. Eat a baby in public.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 15, 2013, 12:03
279.  Play robin hood by steeling food and giving it to shoppers.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 15, 2013, 20:23
280. Eat a baby in front of its mother.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 15, 2013, 21:15
281. Talking about eating babies in public
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Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 16, 2013, 19:38
282. Eat a baby in the checkout line.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 16, 2013, 21:38
283. Cartwheel in the checkout line.
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Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 17, 2013, 05:46
284. Eat a baby while doing a cartwheel in the checkout line.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 17, 2013, 12:18
285. Talk about eating babies in the checkout line.
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Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 18, 2013, 19:49
286. Eat talking babies.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 18, 2013, 20:59
287. Tell the manager that he's stupid.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Draghost999 on May 18, 2013, 21:30
288. If you're Draghost, simply walk in.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 18, 2013, 22:03
289. Throw produce at customers.
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Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 19, 2013, 02:01
290. Throw babies at customers.
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Post by: Draghost999 on May 19, 2013, 03:11
291. Dressing in nothing but little pink underwears and going to the manager and rotating your waist in a very provocative manner.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 19, 2013, 12:05
292. Steal video games
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Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 20, 2013, 19:44
293. Steal babies. Then eat them.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 20, 2013, 21:00
294. Hit people over their heads with frying pans
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 21, 2013, 19:12
295. Hit babies with frying pans.
296. Hit people with babies.
297. Hit babies with babies.
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Post by: Draghost999 on May 23, 2013, 01:45
298. Dress up as Silverwing Bloodsplash and dare say "babies" just one more time.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 23, 2013, 11:53
299. Post on this topic while in walmart.
300. Play a game of baseball on the electronics section.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on May 24, 2013, 03:30
301. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the ball as a baby.
302. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the bat as a baby.
303. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the ball and bat as babies.
304. Shove a baby into a television.
305. Shove a television into a baby.
306. Shove a baby into a baby.
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Post by: Kpyna on May 24, 2013, 03:55
307. Bring your live chicken to the butcher and ask them to clean it for you
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 25, 2013, 13:22
308. Play baseball and use a live chicken as a bat
309. Play baseball and use a live chicken as a ball
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 15, 2013, 20:15
310. Put a live chicken in a bra, then put it in someone's cart
311. Throw all the video games off the shelves.
312. Dance in your underwear with a backpack on your head.
313. Throw a live chicken at someone
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 15, 2013, 20:40
313. Walk in with no shoes and/or shirt. (technically you can walk in with no pants on and they still have to serve you, because they never said no pants no service.)

314. Walk in naked

315. Dance in the isles naked

316. Run through the isles naked

317. Play dodgeball in the bathroom

318. Play dodgeball in the bathroom with live chickens as the balls

319. Stuff a live chicken down your pants
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 15, 2013, 22:06
320. Play dodgeball against a baby in the bathroom naked with a live chicken as the ball.
321. Play dodgeball in the bathroom against a naked live chicken with a baby as the ball.
322. Play dodgeball against a live bathroom using a naked baby chicken as the ball.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 15, 2013, 23:22
323. Sing Michael Jackson songs to the checkout clerk while at least 10 other people are in line
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 15, 2013, 23:39
324. Take an ironing board and surf across the checkout belt.
325. Throw a bag of grapes at an old man and yell, "Take that, you ruffian!"
326. Lie down, pour yogurt on yourself, and act dead.
327. Hide in a freezer. When a kid comes by, throw ice cream at him.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 16, 2013, 03:19
328. Throw oranges at shoppers
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 16, 2013, 03:43
329. Eat frozen chicken nuggets while whispering to everybody that passes:
"Hey, you. SATAN IS ME."
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 16, 2013, 03:55
330. Gather 23 other people and recreate the hunger games in the store
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 16, 2013, 04:02
331. Dress up like Hitmonchu and kick the manager in the stomach
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 16, 2013, 13:30
332. Dress up as blazicario and set the home goods section on fire
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 16, 2013, 22:55
Dress up as (http://s13.postimg.org/59ubemshf/ohmy.gif) and scream at everybody
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 14:48
334. Play kickball in the frozen food section
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 16:54
335. Play Kickball using a frozen chicken as the ball.
336. Play Kickball using a Hitmonchu costume as the ball.
337. Play Kickball while dressed up like a Hitmonchu using Blazicario as the ball.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 19:49
338. Go into the baby section, take packages of diapers and throw them at people.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 20:59
339.
Hide behind a row of paper towels, wait for someone to come by, and jump out and into their cart.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 21:49
340. use the shopping carts as bumper carts
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 21:54
341. Push a shopping cart at somebody
342. Break a can of spaghetti sauce with a baseball bat
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 22:14
343. Go into the photo shop and steal the cameras
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 22:29
344. Flush a live chicken down the toilet
345. Flush a baby down the toilet.
346. Flush a toilet down the toilet.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 22:46
347. Throw bottles of beer at the checkout clerk
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 23:07
348. Throw a toilet at the checkout clerk
349. Throw a checkout clerk at the toilet
350. Throw a checkout clerk at a checkout clerk
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 23:49
351. Start a flash mob, dancing on top of the apples
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 00:20
i'd do that

352: drass up like this guy:
  :ph34r:
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 00:22
353. Set the toilets on fire xD
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 00:27
354.
set the apples on fire
355.
set a baby on fire
356.
set a live chicken on fire
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: glash101 on July 18, 2013, 01:22
357. Eat the Cash register
358. Dunk an employee in the toilet(Seriously,what's with all the toilets?
359. Dunk a toilet in the employee's mouth.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 03:28
360. get on a skateboard and keep doing 360s off of the shelves
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 15:50
361. Throw a skateboard at a baby
362. Throw a baby at a skateboard
363. Throw a baby at a baby
364. Throw a skateboard at a skateboard
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 17:18
365. use pokemon trading cards as ninja stars and throw them at people
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 17:22
366. eat Pokémon cards in the aisles
367. dump a garbage can on somebody
368. lick a toy and rub it on the managers face
369. flush a stuffed animal down the toilet
370. throw candy bars at the checkout clerk
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 17:41
371. start singing celine dion as loudly and terribly as you can
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 17:42
372 whack people over the head with a pair of Eskrima sticks!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 17:45
373. Throw tvs at people
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 17:51
374. Throw people at TVs
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Post by: XephHunter on July 18, 2013, 21:17
375. Throw yourself at TVs and people.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 21:50
376. Throw Tvs and People at yourself.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: XephHunter on July 18, 2013, 22:49
377. Throw burning TVs at yourself and then go Hulk rage mode and destroy the shop making it impossible to get kicked out if the shop isn't there making this post irrelevant....
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 22:51
378 pick a tub of Ben and Jerrys up and eat it in front of an employee
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 19, 2013, 01:03
379 Light a pair of shoes on fire, throw it into the middle of the aisle and scream, "HOT FEET HOT FEET!"
380 Grab a coat, color it with the art supplies, and ride around the store on a bicycle while wearing the coat.
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Post by: glash101 on July 19, 2013, 15:52
381. Punch Wall-mart's lights out!(LIterally)
382. Dunk the manager in a fishbowl
383. Dunk the fishbowl in the manager!
384. Eat a paintbrush.
385. Put 10 bettas together and Say you did this to the manager.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 19, 2013, 16:13
386. Draw on the couches with a Sharpie.
387. Scream, "TARGET IS BETTER!" at the checkout clerk and dump tomato sauce on his face.
388. Squish a fruit on the managers head.
389. Eat a candy bar whole.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 19, 2013, 16:15
390. Yell for no reason
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 20, 2013, 18:36
391. Eat garbage from the trash cans naked.
392. Act like Brock Samson and just start killing people.
393. If you're a guy, open packages of socks and start stuffing your pants. If you're a girl, do the same thing but with your bra!
395. Hack into the security system and set it off every five seconds!
396. Give free haircuts and butcher your clients' hair beyond touch up!
397. Sneak up on bald men and draw on their heads while they aren't looking!
398. Walk around all distraught and filthy while muttering "Dingo ate my baby! A DINGO ATE MY BABY!"
399. Open the vitamin bottles and switch contents around among them.
400. Practice your discus throwing with ceramic plates!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: glash101 on July 20, 2013, 19:30
401. Eat the manager's shirt off.
402. Pour the Sahara Desert into the store.
403. Replace all the money with Cheesecake
404. ERROR 404 all the computers for the workers.this is number 404 lol.
405. Eat all the food and do the biggest burp/fart ever in the Manager's face
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: quack98 on July 20, 2013, 19:44
406. Delete system 32 on all the computers. All of them.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 20, 2013, 20:19
407. Go to the express checkout with an expensive item and pay for it in pennies! Add some Canadian ones in there as well as 1 cent euros! When people complain it's taken so long, simply say, "What? I HAVE 10 items or less!"
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: glash101 on July 20, 2013, 22:04
408. Paint "[Your name] was here" On every Item.When they call you over the intercom,walk by them with a mustache and jacket on.When they stop you and ask your name,say "I'm Zachary,Just looking for clothes that doesn't say something." Then take off your disguise and run in slow motion.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 20, 2013, 23:46
409. Punch the manager where it hurts. Repeatedly.
410. Stab the manager in the knee. (I DON'T RECOMMEND YOU ACTUALLY DO THIS. YOU WILL END UP IN JAIL AND YOU WILL GET NO SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER.)
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: NTN on July 21, 2013, 00:53
^ What if it was an accident and you did it with a pencil?

411. Crash your car into Walmart through the counter and run over the cashier.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 22, 2013, 14:57
412. Be Draghost
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 22, 2013, 16:46
413. Yell at every kid.
414. Violate a Rarity plushie in public.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 22, 2013, 17:21
415. If your me, simply walk in.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 22, 2013, 17:23
416. Read every way in this topic out loud.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: quack98 on July 22, 2013, 17:25
417. Wear a swastika and declare your support for Adolf

418. Eat all the pringles
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 22, 2013, 17:27
419. Throw a can of Pringles at somebody.
420. Run down the candy aisle while throwing everything off the shelves.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 22, 2013, 17:29
421. Take a bottle of beer, smash it over the manager's head and yell "OPPA!!!!!"
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 22, 2013, 17:30
422. Snipe Dick in public.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: quack98 on July 22, 2013, 17:31
Hahaha, we all know no-one could manage that ;D

423: Murder a random customer and try and excuse yourself
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 22, 2013, 17:33
424. Bring your dog in the store and have him/her eat the manager
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 22, 2013, 20:38
425. Make a snake in a can with all the Pringle cans except attach a knife to the head of the snake.
426. Whenever anyone tries to talk to you, scream at the top of your lungs "DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE!" and douse them with  pepper spray.
427. Bring in a dead parrot and re-enact the Monty Python sketch except reverse the roles. (The employee tells you the bird is dead and you claim it's just "taking a nap" and you want to return it because you don't like the color.)
428. Make a potato launcher and fire it randomly inside the store!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 23, 2013, 01:55
429. Reenact an SSBB battle in the employee break room
430. Be in the employee break room
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: glash101 on August 04, 2013, 03:53
431. Go inside a computer that someone is going to turn on,and when they do turn it on,appear on the screen but as an error message and say "A guy that you should kick out is in aisle 5" But make sure someone is there.Then laugh so hard they notice you.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 04, 2013, 23:26
432: Speak into the announcement microphone and say "Only you can hear this."
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on January 01, 2014, 02:59
433. Take a pair of scissors and cut a bottle of red dye in half, then wave them in someone's face.
434. Pull a hat over your face and jump into someone's shopping cart.
435. Dress up as a Gallade and run into the store. Body-slam an aisle, then take a product and smash it on the floor.
436. Shake up a soda and throw it at one of the helpers.
437. Take a magnet and put it on a TV screen.
438. Lie down on the checkout conveyer belt and put a barcode sticker on your forehead.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 01, 2014, 18:06
439. Cosplay Nightmare on Elm Street with an actual knife glove and attack people

440. Randomly tackle people

441. Open bottles of oil and dump out all the contents onto the floor

442. Smash all the cakes in the bakery with hammers
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on January 01, 2014, 19:16
443. Cover the floor with banana peels and oil.
444. Take a cookie and try to shove it into a DVD player.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on January 01, 2014, 19:19
445: Play golf with basketballs and baseball bats.

446: Take all of the Krisky Kreme donuts that dont have holes in them and make a hole with a power drill.

447: Grab a TV and put on a Justin Bieber radio station. Loudly.

448: Grab all the books, rip out the pages and make a huge origami boat.

449: Pour all the bottles of water on the floor and use your origami boat.

450: On your origami boat, point to a fat guy and yell "Land ahoy!"
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: sans the skeleton on January 01, 2014, 19:21
451: Beat someone to death with a wet floor sign.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on January 01, 2014, 19:40
452. Eat a wet floor sign
453. Break a wet floor sign
454. Cosplay as a wet floor sign and pretend to kiss a wet floor sign
455. Take a frozen pizza and throw it like a Frisbee.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Luminoose on January 22, 2014, 18:41
456. Wrap yourself up in all the toilet paper that you can find, and pretend to be a Walrus.
457. Find a Justin Bieber/One Direction/whatever notebook, and eat all the paper (Or chew it then spit it out). Rinse and repeat.
458. Grab a random carton of milk, pour it all over yourself (Slowly) and act all suggestive and whatnot. Don't forget to make noises.
459. Pretend to be a cashier/manager, then make up silly rules and basically do a terrible job. Make sure no one suspects your true identity.
460. Pretend to be a Zombie, stalk people and then pin someone down and pretend to eat their brains.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 23, 2014, 00:44
461. Cosplay as the Powerpuff Girls and randomly shout "Stop right there [Powerpuff Villian]!" at shoppers and proceed to beat them up.
462. Cosplay as the Mayor of Townsville and grab all the pickle jars and whenever you are asked to give someone a jar, scream "Stay back! These pickles are MINE!"
463. Cosplay as Pinkie Pie and throw confetti everywhere you go while shouting "It's PARTY time everybody!" in the most annoying high pitched voice you can make.
464. Take a weed whacker and test it out on all the products on the shelves.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 23, 2014, 00:54
465. Cosplay as Link and act like every passerby is an enemy.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on January 23, 2014, 01:33
466. Find someone holding an item, and make sure you are holding a Pokémon figurine. Jump over to them, swap your items, and yell "WONDER TRADE!" at the top of your lungs.

Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: MangaDragon on January 23, 2014, 02:09
467. They always say they have the freshest/best fruit and meat.
Tell everyone otherwise.

True story: My dad bought hamburgers and stake from there. He cooked them and they were less than half the size they were before.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 23, 2014, 02:16
468. Make perverted and racist jokes about the staff.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on January 23, 2014, 02:18
469. Roundhouse kick a container of tic-tacs off the shelf, and spill them all over an employee's head.

470. Take a container of fruit juice and pour it on a stuffed animal.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 24, 2014, 22:15
471. Hold stuffed animals hostages with a knife and demand that either you get $500 worth of peanuts or else the "hostages" will die.

472. Pretend to be Bell Kirby and toss heavy weight musical bells at random shoppers.

473. Pretend to be Ninja Kirby and keep drop kicking everyone around you and throw shrunkens at them as well.

474. Toss acid in the employees' faces
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on January 24, 2014, 22:57
475. Stomp on a potato.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on January 24, 2014, 23:42
476. Take all the jars of peanut butter and throw them on the floor. Throw jelly with it as well. Yell "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" while beating the mess with a baseball bat
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hitmonchu on January 29, 2014, 23:05
477. Grab a baseball bat and spin around in a circle, hitting random people on the head.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on March 02, 2014, 16:55
478. Cosplay Indiana Jones and use a whip for everything you do in the store!
479. Eat all the cakes in the bakery and then thrown them all up throughout the store.
480. Randomly go up to people and pat their heads while saying "Duck" and occasionally scream "GOOSE!" as loud as you can and run away as fast you can.
481. Set all the Hunger Games: Catching Fire mechandise on fire and throw said item into the air and see how many you can catch!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 02, 2014, 17:00
482. Cosplay as Katniss Everdeen and shoot arrows at passerby
483. Steal exactly $24.21 worth of stuff from the baby section.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: NTN on March 05, 2014, 23:24
484. Tell them that you're looking for the nearest Target.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Kpyna on March 12, 2014, 03:05
485. Arrive with a group of friends. Play tag by slapping eachothers butts around the superstore.
Source: Past experience
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 25, 2014, 00:07
486.

Dress up as a Tetris Piece and run towards everything saying "I'm gonna fit! I'M GONNA FIT!".
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 25, 2014, 14:26
 :o You win.

487. Necropost
488. Say you're looking for the nearest Costco
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on May 25, 2014, 14:28
489. Unwrap every chocolate bar yelling "DAMN, NO GOLDEN TICKET" after each one.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 25, 2014, 14:52
490.

Start a pro-lgbt protest inside the mart. Especially burning "Tomodachi Life" copies.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on May 26, 2014, 00:41
491. Cosplay as Cookie Monster and shove all the cookies in the store into your mouth.
492. Switch the labels on all the pill bottles around as you please.
493. Take a whip and swing it around while saying, "I say whip it! Whip it good!"
494. Change one specific letter in all the Duck Dynasty merchandise
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on May 26, 2014, 00:44
495. sniff random people and comment on how nice/awful their cologne is
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 26, 2014, 15:31
496. Grab all the merchandise from Frozen that you can and start singing "Let it Go" as loudly and as badly as you possibly can.
497. Sing the American national anthem over the intercom system
498. Smash all the TV's
499. Walk in and out of the store over and over again
500. Buy a lot of cold medicine and a lighter at the same time.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 26, 2014, 15:55
501. While Justin Bieber is playing, organise and actually race a dragsters competition.

502. Yell ShinyBlaziken's name as loud as you can, as many times as you can.

503. Grab all the Old Spice deodorant bottles you can and throw them at all employees with your "MIGHTY POWAAAAAH!".

504. Actually argue with good examples why the Islam is superior than the US.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 26, 2014, 15:59
505. Find an american flag in the U.S. and throw it on the ground
506. Count really loud and slow
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on June 14, 2014, 12:59
507. Poison every bottled drink in the store!
508. Perform an Aztec human sacrifice inside the store.
509. Wear and oversized mask and randomly jump out at shopper while screaming, "OOOOGAAA BOOOOGAAA BOOOOGAAA!" as loud as you can.
510. Shave people's hair off while speaking in rhymes
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on June 14, 2014, 14:29
511. Using their meat as underwear without having paid for it.

512. By breaking Hell while playing "Cards Against Humanity".

513. By yelling "FEGELEIN!" at all Jews.

514. By yelling "FEGELEIN!" at all juice.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 29, 2014, 10:07
515.) Dress up as Rarity and walk around the store screaming as loud as you can in a continental accent, " I AM RARITY! I am FABULOUS! I simply MUST have all the gems in this store!" continuously. Grab anything shiny while you do so and keep putting them on in any means possible.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 29, 2014, 21:06
516. Do anything suggested on this thread. Especially 515.
517. Scream "Target is better" while running around the store
518. Dress up as a tentacle monster and scream "23 19!" (cookies if you get the reference)
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 29, 2014, 23:49
519.) Hold all the raisins in the store as hostages and demand $1000000's worth of bubble wrap as ransom.
520.) Cosplay as Pinkie Pie and continue shrieking as loud as possible "SURPRISE!" and "IT'S PARTY TIME!" while throwing glitter confetti in random people's eyes.
521.) Pull on random people's hair to see WHO'S wearing a wig or hairpiece. HARD.
522.) Continue to ask everyone if it's weird that Hello Kitty turns you on.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 30, 2014, 00:28
523. Attempt to GH duel Danny Johnson (THE guitar hero) in the video game isle.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: THE ARBITER on November 10, 2014, 13:26
524. gather all the sunny d around you and frantically shout PRAISE THE SUN every ten seconds and strike the pose
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 11, 2014, 00:43
525. Sing 'Psychosocial' by Slipknot as loudly and horribly as possible
526. Ask people if they can see the preservation of the martyr in you
527. Scream "The limits of the dead" as you run through the isles
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: THE ARBITER on November 12, 2014, 08:19
528 bring a legion of stereotypical gamers (overweight while wearing a headset with a microphone) into the chip section where they proceed to open bags of chips into the air following up with them doing Dorito angels in the isles with two of the group that hold a pop can in each hand throwing the pop cans on the ground in a way they shoot soda upwards as they hold a pose
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 12, 2014, 22:58
529. Start a civil rights movement in the dairy section
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: THE ARBITER on November 13, 2014, 15:28
530. singing and i will always love you for 3 and a half hour in a black fridays sale line
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 23, 2014, 16:37
531.) Get on top of the shelves and hold a white plush dog. Whenever people pass by, say in a really creepy voice, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!" while petting the dog.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: THE ARBITER on November 23, 2014, 17:24
532 start strutting around while dressed like a vampire hunter
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Neotenens on November 26, 2014, 03:04
Bring pipe bombs.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 28, 2014, 03:12
534. Not Numbering your way to get kicked out of Walmart

535. Scream "Target is better"
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 28, 2014, 19:20
536.) Walking wearing a full wedding dress and re-enact Madonna's infamous VMA performance of "Like a Virgin" and roll around all over the store while the skirt rides up and grind your hips against random stuffed animals and hams!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Neotenens on December 29, 2014, 17:01
537. Unleash a swarm of locusts.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 03, 2015, 16:21
538. Cosplay as cosplay pikachu
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Neotenens on January 08, 2015, 03:25
539. Create a Cosplay-pikaception-paradox-explosion-wormhole-apocalypse with a forum post.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Lorekeeper Higana on January 16, 2015, 04:11
540 - Bring a friend and dual cosplay as Archie and Maxie.

541 - 540, in character. With robot killer whales and dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 17, 2015, 02:39
541.) Go into the store dressed as a bunny and skip merrily while carrying a huge mallet and singing "Little Bunny Foo Foo" as loud as you can. When you get to the bopping the field mice on the head part of the song, whack the closest person near you in their head as hard as you can.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Mockery for One on February 06, 2015, 03:14
542. Explain why you are JAPAN.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 06, 2015, 11:44
543. Actually construct additional pylons
544. Blast "Welcome to the Black Parade" and various other My Chemical Romance songs over the loudspeaker
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Dorchadas on February 06, 2015, 20:18
545: Take over the loudspeaker and sing something by Yoko Ono.

546: Actually, I think taking over the loudspeaker would cover it.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 07, 2015, 07:23
547.) Dress up as Lizzie Hearts from Ever After High and walk around all pompous like and scream as loud as you can "OFF WITH YOUR/THEIR/HIS/HER HEAD!!!!" randomly.
548.) Walk in dressed as Cupid carrying a bow and a box of tranquilizer darts with "Love Darts" written on the box. Fire them at random people in the store.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Mockery for One on February 07, 2015, 15:09
548. Try to climb on the store.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Dorchadas on February 10, 2015, 17:28
549). Walk in wearing clothes covered in Target symbols and run up to the employees to tell them that you're sorry they're dropouts who had to settle for this.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 12, 2015, 21:26
550.) Walk in with a female friend and whenever you see a woman who is either obese or got a big arse, say as loud as you can to your friend in a Valley Girl voice, "Oh my God, Becky! LOOK at her butt!" and continue the opening line from the video "Baby Got Back."
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Dorchadas on February 13, 2015, 17:00
551). Storm the place with a bunch of cosplayers and have a huge battle.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Mockery for One on February 19, 2015, 16:41
552. Stand next to the MLP aisle and rearrange them so the Twilights spell "MLP S5 COMING SPRING 2015".
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 19, 2015, 23:42
553.) Walk in dress as a Wailord and attempt to Body Slam everyone that comes near you.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Mockery for One on March 25, 2015, 22:28
534. Trick everyone into believing frying pans are umbrellas and Onigiris are jelly donuts.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Hero_Of_Flames on April 03, 2015, 19:18
535. Silly String EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on April 22, 2016, 11:18
536.) Climb on top of the shelves and drop kick everyone who walks by.
537.) Go up to random people and ask them if they would like to buy a Magikarp for $5000.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: The name master on April 22, 2016, 11:45
538) Vandalise the place!
539) Tell the manager a Yo' Momma joke!   >:D
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: sans the skeleton on April 22, 2016, 22:53
540. sacrifice the security guards to satan
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: The name master on April 22, 2016, 22:58
540. sacrifice the security guards to satan
How does that work? They'd be no one to kick you out!

341) annoy the manager!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: sans the skeleton on April 22, 2016, 23:04
How does that work? They'd be no one to kick you out!
the police would probably arrest me considering it's more than a little illegal
plus the manager and store clerks can kick people out :p

542. knock down the shelves while screaming to the tune of bohemian rhapsody
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: The name master on April 22, 2016, 23:07
543) sing any song by Justin Bieber or one direction!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: sans the skeleton on April 22, 2016, 23:11
543. pour bleach onto the clothes in the clothing section, while eating all of the food you want. without paying
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on April 23, 2016, 12:14
545.) Dress up as Link and laugh at the whole chickens in the food section and smugly say "You ain't so tough now ARE you Cucco?"
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Kpyna on April 23, 2016, 20:59
546) If you're underage, strike up a friendly conversation with the guy buying beer in the self checkout. Say you can't wait for tonight. The icing on the cake is the poor chump gets kicked out too.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 05, 2016, 11:48
547.) Pour catnip over the entire floor and then let 50 cats loose all over the store.
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: The name master on October 01, 2016, 11:52
548) get a voltorb to use self destruct/explosion inside.

That's if there's anything left to get kicked out of!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 01, 2016, 13:06
549.) Throw pumpkins at everyone around you

550.) Smash every tv with a baseball bat!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: The name master on October 01, 2016, 13:09
550.) Smash every tv with a baseball bat!
You can just smash anything generally to get kicked out!

551) pull down your trousers and do a big **** on the floor!
Title: Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 01, 2016, 13:16
552.) Rip apart all the stuffed animals and pillows in the store!