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Pizza Slices
« on: July 09, 2017, 20:27 »
*Glares at Lord Raven* I'm not advertising my writing, but I just had an interesting thought.

I wrote this very short story Kanga orders a Pizza and is asked if he wants it cut into six slices or eight. He replies "I'm not hungry enough to eat eight, so six will do!"

Does having less/more slices make you think there's less/more than there actually is? Making you eat less/more.
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2017, 20:43 »
 Yee if there's more slices then you might think you're having more of it.

 Pretty sure one of my lecturers brought it up in lecture once since she does the psychology behind diet n stuff.

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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2017, 21:02 »
Also just thought. When you're cutting the pizza, you're actually cutting a line out of it, so the more slices you have, the less pizza you actually get?  :???
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2017, 21:42 »
not if you scrape the remaining pizza off the knife, you don't.


also what the heck kind of pizza are you eating where you straight up lose pizza when you cut it


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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2017, 21:49 »
 Maybe the pizza's feelings are hurt and it goes on an adventure to rediscover itself.

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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2017, 13:58 »
slice up the pizza constantly until its all 100% slices and no pizza
           

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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2017, 19:32 »
slice up the pizza constantly until its all 100% slices and no pizza
Is that even possible? Lol
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2017, 20:11 »
Is that even possible? Lol

Theoretically yes. In practice??? Probably no but I'd love to see it
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2017, 21:03 »
Theoretically yes. In practice??? Probably no but I'd love to see it
But surely you'd at least have some flattened pieces of pizza! It can't just all dissappear!

EDIT: Or crumbs!
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2017, 16:14 »
Tbf if you slice it like horizontally you'd end up w/ topping and bread, neither of which really qualify as pizza?
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2017, 16:50 »
Tbf if you slice it like horizontally you'd end up w/ topping and bread, neither of which really qualify as pizza?

even when you cut it into slices it's still flatbread with topping so the way it's cut is completely irrelevant as to whether it's a pizza or not

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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2017, 17:24 »
You could cut it in loopy loops for all I care. If it's pizza, who cares how it's cut?
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2017, 17:33 »
You could cut it in loopy loops for all I care. If it's pizza, who cares how it's cut?
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2017, 10:02 »
Pretty sure Pizza Hut used to do a pizza that was round, but cut up into little squares.
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Re: Pizza Slices
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2017, 15:19 »
even when you cut it into slices it's still flatbread with topping so the way it's cut is completely irrelevant as to whether it's a pizza or not

No sorry I mean cut it literally parallel w/ the surface the pizza is on, so you'll literally have a pizza base and a pile of toppings as 2 separate things, so definitely not pizza anymore.
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