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Title: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: President Hawkeye on May 30, 2010, 16:03
This has probably been done before a long time ago...
But I think it's quite fun. :)

The title of it is quite explanitory.
But in the interest of keeping everyone appeased...
Basically, post your 'answer' and let the next poster suggest the question.
Then they post an 'answer' and so on...

So...
My answer is: Many many monkeys.
What is the question?
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 31, 2010, 00:18
What will someday get rid of all the stupid people in the world?

My answer is: Kittens outside.
What's the question?
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Post by: Apprentice on May 31, 2010, 00:27
What keeps making fish in their bowls go into fetal position.

My answer is: Ted Turner.
What is the question?
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on June 01, 2010, 10:56
Name a person Camzoman has never heard of.

My answer is: Inferniken
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Post by: 1794mew on June 01, 2010, 11:05
What is the reason snipers have recently been employed in the Sinnoh region?

Paper clip armies
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on June 01, 2010, 14:05
what do you call a large mass of thin bent metal?

Rick Astley
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 01, 2010, 16:42
Who will never give you up?

Because i don't have any post its!
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on June 01, 2010, 22:38
Why did you write the annotations on your arm?

 Chocolate Bunnies!!!!!!!
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Post by: TickTockTheCroc on June 01, 2010, 23:23
Why are rack,shack and benny going into the furnace? (veggietales.. yah i went there)

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Shadow - The guitar is mightier than the sword on June 01, 2010, 23:29
The amount of times Tiger Woods got it out of his pants in the last month.

34 seconds.
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Post by: Lugiafanatic on June 02, 2010, 20:38
The time it takes to walk to the kitchen.

Answer: Lugia
What is the question?
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Post by: 1794mew on June 02, 2010, 21:23
Who is Ho-ohs lesser brother?

The answer is... The
What is the question?
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on June 03, 2010, 10:53
What is the answer?

The answer is: Camzoman
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Post by: Webby2 on June 03, 2010, 12:58
Who posted before Gurren_Lagann in this topic?

The answer is: 18.
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Post by: Liam on June 03, 2010, 13:00
what is not 6 + 9?

The answer is: Spades
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Post by: 1794mew on June 03, 2010, 13:22
Name something that isn't a Ben and Jerries ice cream flavour (as far as i'm aware)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 03, 2010, 14:38
What is the worst song lyric ever?

my chocolate
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Post by: Webby2 on June 03, 2010, 15:11
What brings all the girls to the yard?

The answer is: Nothing.
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Post by: Ledyba on June 03, 2010, 15:14
What's Webbz's sex appeal?  -runs-

Answer: Fluffy.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on June 03, 2010, 15:37
descibe a sheep in one word.

the answer is your mum
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Post by: Ledyba on June 03, 2010, 15:40
describe a sheep in one word.

the answer is TOFFEE.
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Post by: The Librarian on June 03, 2010, 15:44
What word comes before "nosed" in describing Piers Morgan?

The answer is: David Cameron
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Post by: Webby2 on June 03, 2010, 15:49
Who are we meant to blame?

The answer is: Slippers.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on June 03, 2010, 17:09
What is a fuzzy warm foot covering?

The answer is; Evolution is a theory, just like gravity!
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on June 03, 2010, 18:35
Claim a non-existent link between 2 things. (Gravity can be proven; try jumping)

The answer is: I Can Haz Cheezburga?
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Post by: President Hawkeye on June 03, 2010, 19:53
What does Wayne Rooney ask Sir Alex at the end of every match?

The answer is: 2 bottles of beer, a microwave and a burnt out car.
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Post by: Ferox on June 04, 2010, 18:27
How can you tell that someone's been to the pub again?

The answer is: I'll eat ya socks.
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Post by: MICKEY on June 05, 2010, 04:49
What 4 letter phrase, when you hear it, you know that you picked a gud day to wear sandals?

The answer is: 47 years
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Post by: Webby2 on June 05, 2010, 10:32
How old does Wayne Rooney actually look?

The answer is: Hammer time.
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Post by: MICKEY on June 06, 2010, 01:45
What is bob the builder's catchphrase?

the answer is "561 pages"
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Post by: Gusparce on June 06, 2010, 06:08
How many pages was i assigned for math work ?     The awnser is "Subatomic Oceanic Particles that have been overcharged"........XD
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Post by: MICKEY on June 06, 2010, 06:18
What do you say to confuse Gordon Brown so much that his head pops?

The answer is: Leave on medium heat until it becomes golden brown lol
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Post by: Gusparce on June 06, 2010, 06:21
How long do you bake a Zangoose >:) ?   The answer is " Over 9000"
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Post by: MICKEY on June 06, 2010, 06:27
How many tubs of hair gel does Jedward use in a day?
The answer is "way too may"
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Post by: Gusparce on June 06, 2010, 06:41
How much is eating 4000000000 cakes? The answer is "The baby in the microwave thats eating bread."
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Post by: MICKEY on June 06, 2010, 06:46
(^Us two hav been posting in this for ages now)
Who is making their own toast while they're eating it? (If the microwaves on)

The answer is "a cow with hayfever"
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Post by: Ferox on June 06, 2010, 08:47
What is the biggest FAIL ever? (Actually there is a real horse with an alergy to grass I think...)

A: Some grass
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Post by: Webby2 on June 07, 2010, 00:14
What would you expect to see on a field?

The answer is: Wayne Rooney.
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Post by: Steve Jobs on June 07, 2010, 00:59
Who Rocks?
The answer is Dogs, cats, and catepillars
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on June 07, 2010, 01:20
The question: What is in this?

The answer is: An army of gnomes.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 07, 2010, 05:15
What killed my neighbors pet turtle? The answer is "Gus's dead body" x_x
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on June 07, 2010, 11:20
What is Roxxy striving for?

The answer is: Feelings
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Post by: ShiraBliss on June 07, 2010, 12:12
In Shrek 1, which lyric in Donkey's version of 'Baby Got Back' was substituted for 'SPRUNG'?

The answer is: Lollipop
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Post by: MICKEY on June 07, 2010, 16:27
What is the most annoying song eva? (the one by mika)

The answer is: not enough

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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on June 07, 2010, 19:54
How many gentle flowers grow in an english country garden *shot*

The answer is: Yes We Can!
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Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on June 07, 2010, 19:55
Can we fix it?

None at all
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Post by: superzigzagoon on June 07, 2010, 19:59
Who many notes has the bob the builder cast hit?

Answer: 217 points in 1997
what is the question
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Post by: MICKEY on June 09, 2010, 22:31
What answer can MICKEY not think of a question to?

The answer is: Piers Morgan
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Post by: Shaydra on June 10, 2010, 04:24
Who won The Celebrity's Apprentice at one point? (just plucked that off of Wikipedia)

The answer is: Dean Koontz
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Post by: Gusparce on June 10, 2010, 06:01
What person do I not know of whatsoever? The answer is : "That kid with the pie."
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Post by: superzigzagoon on June 10, 2010, 07:06
Who I'm I?

answer: 9
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Post by: ShiraBliss on June 10, 2010, 08:04
What is not the answer, aka 42.

The answer is Naruto.
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Post by: Ferox on June 10, 2010, 16:39
In which Japanese cartoon is half the programme flashbacks?

The answer is forty-two.
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Post by: MICKEY on June 10, 2010, 16:45
How many people in the UK watch All Star Family Fortunes because they like it, not just because the X Factor is on straight after?

The answer is "MICKEY"
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Post by: superzigzagoon on June 10, 2010, 16:49
What answer can MICKEY not think of a question to?

The answer is: Piers Morgan
(The question could when and how many points did UK get when we got the most ever points in the Eurovision song contest)

What do you do to the new fire starting?

The answer is: fire by day
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Post by: President Hawkeye on June 11, 2010, 21:59
What does Anne Robinson breathe?

The answer is: Nelson Mandella's haircut.
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Post by: yk on July 24, 2010, 10:57
what have ninjas been hiding from for many years?






Answer: Only if the XBox 720 can't play 3D games.


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Post by: ZekromFanatic on August 31, 2010, 22:51
your getting a wii two why?

yeah i do stuff like that.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on September 01, 2010, 00:06
((Zekromfanatic, was that last part an answer?))
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Post by: ZekromFanatic on September 01, 2010, 00:38
yes it was.
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Post by: Spriter on September 01, 2010, 15:21
do you sit on a loo while reading a newspaper?

Answer:Bojangles!!
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Post by: Ferox on September 03, 2010, 13:18
What was my best friend's cat, Kuro used to be called?

The answer be David Cameron
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 03, 2010, 13:58
Question: Who sold 1 million toothbrush's to a tribe in Brazil.

The answer. Black.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on September 03, 2010, 16:03
What is the counterpart to pokémon white?

The answer is: ellipses
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Post by: Tom™ on September 03, 2010, 16:06
what is the name for three consecutive periods with no spaces in between?

Answer: Orange, bleak, and smells like fish.
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Post by: Ferox on September 04, 2010, 08:27
Sum up Gordon Brown's face in six words.

The Door... OoOoOo is the answer
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Post by: Spriter on September 04, 2010, 10:48
What Popped out at me causing me to hit my head this morning?

The answer is...Where are my socks?!
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Post by: Tom™ on September 04, 2010, 23:59
What is a dresser drawer.

Answer: Alaskan Bull Worm
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Post by: Latias Tamer on September 05, 2010, 00:23
What animal is in your kitchen, eating your sponges?

Answer: A sharp turn to the left...
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 05, 2010, 00:25
Question: What should you do if a fortune cookie tells you to turn right?

Answer: Four sacks of beans and a giant appetite.
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Post by: Ferox on September 05, 2010, 18:11
What two things will give you up to 3km2 of broken wind.

The answer is three platies, two goramis and a bristlenosed catfish.
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Post by: f3raligatr on September 05, 2010, 18:33
The answer is three platies, two goramis and a bristlenosed catfish.

What Kate Moss has to eat in a year?

The answer is 1,952. What is the question?
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Post by: Webby2 on September 05, 2010, 18:38
How many times has Gurren_Lagann been kicked by an admin since joining the forums?

The answer is: Pie and chips
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Post by: f3raligatr on September 05, 2010, 18:42
The answer is: Pie and chips

The best way to commit Carbicide?

The answer is: 17 and a half.
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Post by: Milsap on September 05, 2010, 19:37
For how many consecutive months has G.O.L.D had a Carry On Weekend?

The answer is: A Ford Crown Victoria
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Post by: Tom™ on September 06, 2010, 02:39
What answer doesn't make sense to this question?

(Paradox FTW)

The answer is 42
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on September 06, 2010, 03:31
What is a usual answer to a math question?

Answer: Bathroom
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Post by: Tom™ on September 06, 2010, 15:25
Where shall I take a crap?

Answer: x24-1292
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 06, 2010, 15:33
What is something confusing?

Answer: Good question.
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Post by: Milsap on September 06, 2010, 22:34
Something an interviewer never asks.

The answer is: Serious, Risky and Heroic (had to use an actual one there)
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Post by: MOP on September 06, 2010, 23:29
How would you describe sentient toilet paper?


Answer: Ugly people.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 07, 2010, 09:13
Question: What does Chuck norris sell on Ebay


Answer: The love of King Arthur

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Post by: f3raligatr on September 08, 2010, 17:08
Answer: The love of King Arthur

The only thing that'll ever satisfy Katie Price?


Half a mustache and a missing lip.
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Post by: Liam on September 08, 2010, 17:11
What happens when you shave with a chainsaw?

Answer: 10 green bottles.
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Post by: Milsap on September 08, 2010, 18:03
What quantity of empty alcohol bottles are currently sitting on the headboard of my bed?

The answer is: A ticket to the Walsall v Peterborough game.
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Post by: Webby2 on September 08, 2010, 18:05
What would be an example of a waste of money? (=P)

The answer is: Singing.
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Post by: ZekromFanatic on September 08, 2010, 22:18
what isn't lady gaga good at?

answer if progress is moving us forward what is pushing us back it starts with con and has gress in it.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on September 08, 2010, 22:20
What answer begins like a question but isn't a question because it doesn't have enough punctuation?

Answer: A Thousand Suns
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Post by: ZekromFanatic on September 08, 2010, 22:31
[the answer was congress] how many suns does it take to power the solar panel that powers mecha gozilla?

answer your mamma.
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Post by: Tom™ on September 09, 2010, 00:26
what is a stupid thing 10 year olds say?











Answer: Http, Ftp, BitTorrent, cheese, The US government
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 09, 2010, 00:55
Okay, sir, read back to me your list of ingredients for your daughter's cake?




The blood of the innocent.
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Post by: Milsap on September 11, 2010, 13:31
Because of her alcohol addiction, what is 95% of Amy Winehouse's blood made of?

The answer is: Thames Valley Police.
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Post by: Pandemonium on September 11, 2010, 13:34
What's probably the only police section that are called 'thames valley'?

A pink Buffolon.
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Post by: Tom™ on September 11, 2010, 15:13
What's pink and sounds cute?

Answer: Sex and drugs, hold the Rock N Roll
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Post by: Milsap on September 11, 2010, 18:25
What does EVERY night out in Holbeach have to involve?

Answer: Egg Custard Tart
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on September 11, 2010, 18:34
What would be the appropriate answer when someone yells 'I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!' ?

Answer: Mr T
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 11, 2010, 19:50
Question: Who brushes their teeth with paris hilton's hair?

Answer: flying elephant with an afro.

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Post by: MzLuluZombi on September 12, 2010, 08:26
What's the only thing that can beat Robo-Bear and Cyber-Gorilla?

Answer: A mug of coffee <3
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Post by: President Hawkeye on September 14, 2010, 20:22
Question: What will you need to pour on my head in order to turn me into my ninja form?

Answer: A piece of cheese.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on September 14, 2010, 20:59
What, when out of date and mouldy, still has a better singing career than Jedward?

Answer: Fanfiction
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Post by: President Hawkeye on September 14, 2010, 21:05
Question: How can one rationalise a situation involving Harry Potter having a drug problem?

Answer: It was huge.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 14, 2010, 21:06
What do most people say after seeing a whale?

Answer: Hippopotamus hamburger.
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Post by: Tom™ on September 14, 2010, 22:45
What tastes good?

Answer: The anime.
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Post by: ZekromFanatic on September 14, 2010, 22:47
question your.

answer word to your mother.
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Post by: TickTockTheCroc on September 14, 2010, 23:47
What is the most popular wangsta saying other than foshizzle?

answer: two buckets of butter and a small toothbrush.
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Post by: President Hawkeye on September 15, 2010, 00:38
Question: What did it take to get Michael Moore out of bed in the morning besides irrational hatred for the liberalist government agenda?

Answer: Coz I said so.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 15, 2010, 09:24
Question: Why am I God?


Answer: Glue.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on September 15, 2010, 12:48
What's the only thing that can keep Mike Posner's mouth shut AND stop him from switching his sunglasses?

Answer: Eeeeeh, Macarena! (HI!)
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 16, 2010, 21:56
What do you do when you win a bid on Ebay?

Ten tonnes of leaves.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on September 19, 2010, 22:41
What comes off a huge tree during fall and winter?

Answer: My Biology homework.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 19, 2010, 22:45
What am I about to put in m shredder?

Answer: My computer
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 20, 2010, 07:30
What did someone use to take control of the world

The sky?
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on September 20, 2010, 21:12
name something described as the limit.

Tero
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Post by: Milsap on September 26, 2010, 12:25
What weird crap comes up on Google when you search something you've never heard of?

The USSR
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on September 26, 2010, 12:47
Where did Tetris NOT come from?

LOL
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 26, 2010, 12:51
What is an acronym for Llamas Or Lilies?

Reshiram>Zekrom
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on September 26, 2010, 12:54
What answer makes sense only in the distortion world, where common knowledge is strange and distorted?

The Treaty of Versailles
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Post by: Normandy on September 28, 2010, 03:37
What have I never heard of before?

Dead kittens
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 28, 2010, 06:34
Whats under your house?

Harry Mcpotter the 3rd.
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Post by: Milsap on September 30, 2010, 22:00
Which character did McDonalds create to make more cash?

A can of cider.
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Post by: Shadow - The guitar is mightier than the sword on October 02, 2010, 18:58
What does Lindsay Lohan like to wash her cocaine down with?

University of Birmingham.
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on October 02, 2010, 23:10
Which University in Europe will Shadow Lykan never go to?

101 Christmas Songs
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Post by: Moon Chaser on October 03, 2010, 22:16
What is the most irritating thing in the middle of July?

Butter
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on October 03, 2010, 22:25
What happens if you mess around with milk?

Green tea
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Post by: Laprabi on October 03, 2010, 22:28
What will you never get sick of, ever?

Atheism.
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on October 03, 2010, 22:56
What have I renounced myself to?

South Park
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Post by: ZekromFanatic on October 04, 2010, 14:39
[well good for you shadow lykan!] a show that i will never watch.

answer verizon wireless
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Post by: Afro-Disiak on October 04, 2010, 14:48
What is the worst router in the world?

2 KMnO4 + 16 HCl = 2 KCl + 2 MnCl2 + 8 H2O + 5 Cl2 is the answer!
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on October 04, 2010, 20:21
1 + 1 = .

Seven Silly Sausages Sizzling in the pan.
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on October 04, 2010, 22:09
(I know, i'm so happy to have religion out of my life Zekromfanatic. It makes the world easier.)

What will someone with a Lisp refuse to say?


Deep RiverRock



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Post by: ZekromFanatic on October 04, 2010, 22:51
(I know, i'm so happy to have religion out of my life Zekromfanatic. It makes the world easier.)

What will someone with a Lisp refuse to say?


Deep RiverRock




oh i thought you meant you have religion now if you don't thats not good um i don't want to get in an argument but you need religion everyone does everyone needs something. i'm not gonna leave an answer as i'm too upset goodbye.
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Post by: Normandy on October 04, 2010, 22:58
What statement do I disagree with?

old people
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Post by: ZekromFanatic on October 04, 2010, 23:17
What statement do I disagree with?

old people
what do i hate? I'm just trying to help when the end comes all those who opposed him gonna see Jesus through some real eyes.
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Post by: Milsap on October 09, 2010, 21:29
Quote
I'm just trying to help when the end comes all those who opposed him gonna see Jesus through some real eyes.

If that's the answer, then "What is a bad thing to say when a police officer asks you why you're dealing in an alley?"

Motley Crue.
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Post by: MOP on October 10, 2010, 21:24
"What did the Nazgul become after Sauron's defeat?"





Passionate nasal hair.
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Post by: Milsap on October 10, 2010, 22:42
What was the worst porno ever made?

Sauron's contact lens.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on October 11, 2010, 22:28
Q : Wonderful Worms?


A : wonderful Worms?
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Post by: Specstile on October 11, 2010, 22:34
what are the most hottest creatures alive?

The old lady
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on October 11, 2010, 22:42
Who sells sticks?

Blonde?
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on October 13, 2010, 05:26
Who's that kid that lives across the street?

Butter Pecan Ice Cream
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on October 13, 2010, 09:52
Q: What did Hitler eat for dinner on the 26th of November 1943

A: Ireland
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Post by: aer_dingus on October 17, 2010, 01:38
Q: where is "where de sun don't shine"?

A: popcorn balls
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on October 17, 2010, 05:11
Q: what is the main meal eaten in Russia?

A: Zebra
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on October 17, 2010, 10:36
What replaced the original idea of the White Tiger Crossing?

Answer: OBJECTION!
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on October 17, 2010, 10:46
Q: What did the cow say to the chicken who was going to cross the street?

A: The land of hope and glory.
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Post by: Spriter on October 17, 2010, 11:26
Q:What is england called?

Mario kart DS
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on October 17, 2010, 12:21
Which wouldn't you play when you have Mario Kart Wii?

Answer: Webcomics
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Post by: Milsap on October 22, 2010, 16:21
What would the track have to be covered in to stop Fernando Alonso winning on Sunday?

A bowl of Coco Pops.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on October 22, 2010, 16:28
Q:What can you now have for dinner?

A:Ten
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Post by: Spriter on November 02, 2010, 18:18
How long does it take for me to post?

Woman puts a cat in a wheelie bin.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on November 02, 2010, 18:21
What does Woman do to a cat?

Dialga sucks.
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Post by: Ferox on November 05, 2010, 18:06
What did palkia say when time froze?

The answer is... WAGBO!
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 06, 2010, 21:49
Q Who is Harry Hill's God son! :)

A Dolphin's
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on November 07, 2010, 08:21
What is this questions best buddy?

Giratina,Palkia,Ho-oh,and Deoxys rule and Dialga sucks.
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Post by: aer_dingus on November 07, 2010, 21:50
Q:what do 151 pokemon fans believe?

A: chicken chow mein.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on November 08, 2010, 08:18
What pot noodle flavor rules?

Four(Hint-impossible quiz)
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 08, 2010, 21:17
Q.What comes after 3?

A.Babies
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Post by: f3raligatr on November 08, 2010, 22:04
Q. What are delicious when microwaved?

A. Richard Hammond's hair.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 08, 2010, 22:14
Q, Whats made from cheese string.

A, ballons
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Post by: f3raligatr on November 08, 2010, 22:33
Q. What David Cameron plans to make the Economy rise again using..?

A. 9,000,000.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 08, 2010, 22:34
Q. What is over 9000!!!?

A. Meowwwww!
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Post by: f3raligatr on November 08, 2010, 22:36
Q. Alex Webb's most successful chat up line?

A. Murder on the Dancefloor
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 08, 2010, 22:37
Q.What did cornel mustard do?

A.Jelly/Jello?
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Post by: f3raligatr on November 08, 2010, 22:39
Q. What should never be subsituted for real sex jelly?

A. Bristol.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 08, 2010, 22:40
Q. Where is London situated.

A. Oxygen.
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Post by: f3raligatr on November 08, 2010, 22:56
Q. What Karl Rove actually doesn't need?

A. America.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 08, 2010, 22:59
What has a capital L

Dogs
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on November 09, 2010, 15:34
Insert the missing word-Cats and ____

No,but a tin can.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on November 09, 2010, 16:42
Can a jar love?

He has an afro.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on November 09, 2010, 16:49
 O0 What does he have?

And that question was WRONG!The proper question was-Can a match box?

answer-I swear on my heart that I pooped my pants yesterday.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on November 09, 2010, 16:54
What common phrase is capable of making other people think badly of you?

Quiet, you.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on November 09, 2010, 17:17
What did the teacher say to his pupil?

Blue Orange Green Green Yellow.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 09, 2010, 21:17
Q. What colors mix to make Death?

A. Xray
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 10, 2010, 06:29
What did that man so to that man?

Tyre
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: lukey lapras on November 10, 2010, 17:06
because he wanted to 

christmas!
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on November 10, 2010, 18:07
What is a great festival which includes no school?

Blue Orange Green Green Yellow

(To help get a good question,think Boggy the monster.)
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 10, 2010, 21:17
Q, ^.O    What colors make black?

A, Organic Honey Roasted Ham.
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Post by: ~XxPlastic-SmilesxX~ on November 11, 2010, 09:17
Q: What meat do non-vegetarian hippies eat?
A: Pedo Bear.  :ohmy:
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 11, 2010, 09:23
Q. What does every child dislike....

A. Three Little Birds
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Post by: Ferox on November 11, 2010, 18:55
q - there are three little birds. how many are there?

a - Manetric
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 11, 2010, 21:16
Q. Metric is what?

A. Elephant.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on November 15, 2010, 17:07
The answer is very big.

A:How many holes does a polo have?
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 15, 2010, 21:12
Q. A question as the answer...?

A. Glider
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 08, 2011, 21:18
What do you use to go on a epic adventure and fight evil aliens on fisheys.

"Oh,Raikou.I'm bored of you.See ya."(clicks run)
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!
*flees*
Wild Raikou escaped!
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Post by: TrickTester on January 08, 2011, 21:32
what is the modern English highlight of pornography?

i am a female :)
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Post by: The Penguin Vampire on January 09, 2011, 01:45
What does justin beiber want admit and say to the world but is too afraid too?

the answer is : 3.14159
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Post by: TrickTester on January 09, 2011, 15:38
how many seconds have a bothered to revise?

the x factor
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 09, 2011, 17:08
What is Simon Cowell allergic to?

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592
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Post by: TrickTester on January 09, 2011, 17:36
how long does it take me to eat a full tin of chocolate.

my college.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 09, 2011, 17:38
how long does it take me to eat a full tin of chocolate.WRONG!the number is pi ;)

my college.

This is not true.

The statement below is NOT true.
The statement above IS true.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: TrickTester on January 09, 2011, 17:41
i knew it was lol
what can confused a part mightyena girl?

Pokemon mystery dungeon
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 09, 2011, 17:43
What is so idiotic Pokemon Ranger 3 looks down on it saying "STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

Yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but YESSSSS
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Post by: q.c.™ on January 09, 2011, 19:33
"Will you marry me?"



I never really wanted the blood to get everywhere.
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Post by: Webby2 on January 09, 2011, 19:46
Why isn't Bluffy on IRC right now? (IRC joke woop)

I can't find a place to start.
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Post by: Ferox on January 09, 2011, 20:08
i knew it was lol
what can confused a part mightyena girl?

Sure confused me :/

Q: What is infinity?

A: Weight Watchers
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 10, 2011, 16:22
What watches you grow obese?

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on January 12, 2011, 13:32
Q - What's the best way to interrupt a game of chess?

A - Ice, Ice, Baby
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 14, 2011, 19:57
Q-We all know who Kyurem is,but what is his real name?
A- Y-M-C-A
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on January 15, 2011, 14:42
Q - What's the name of the one place HoboWright won't dare go to?

A - I want cake.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 15, 2011, 16:12
Q-What answe reads the following "Eat My shorts"?

A-Eat My Shorts.
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Post by: superzigzagoon on January 18, 2011, 14:21
Q-What answer reads the following "I want cake"?

A-Japanese Hormer
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Post by: TrickTester on February 23, 2011, 16:10
Anata wa baka desu ^^

TrickTester
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on February 24, 2011, 00:17
Q - Um... who's the only one that can tell for sure if the cake is a - *SHOT*

A - Snow
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Post by: aer_dingus on March 04, 2011, 18:19
Q- what is tasty?

A-cheese cake
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Post by: SilverFlame on March 04, 2011, 21:32
Q- what dessert TITLE is a lie? (sooooo not cheese >:| lolz. I couldn't think of anything)

A- Ray William Johnson
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Post by: MOP on March 04, 2011, 21:39
Question: Who defeated the Scot's army at the Battle of Lewisham to gain independence for South Wales from the opression of North Wales in 1976?


Answer: Manly ears.
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Post by: TrickTester on March 05, 2011, 00:00
What do most the guys in my college not have...

Chavs
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on March 05, 2011, 09:40
What is the Main Population of Britain known as?

JLS playing Mariokart
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on March 05, 2011, 15:31
Q: Which celebrity/ies has/have recently sold out to advertising for video games recently?

A: Auto-tune
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Post by: Backsauce on March 05, 2011, 18:22
Q-What makes people sound like they swallowed a computer with diabetes for breakfast?

A-Youtube's tube of you.
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on March 06, 2011, 09:47
What will be the new saying of youtube in 8155?

A Drunken Hamster
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Post by: SilverFlame on March 06, 2011, 16:12
Q- What does SilverFlame long to see?

A- Charlie Sheen  (don't ask. the name was the first thing that came to mind)
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Post by: Webby2 on March 06, 2011, 16:13
Q. Who is the best at "rolling"?

A. Swag!
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 16, 2011, 02:08
Q: How does a baby insult women?
A: 42
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Post by: yk on April 17, 2011, 22:47
Q- How many Staff of Lifes can be obtained from Steve?

A- TYRANITAR WITH H1N1
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 20, 2011, 18:48
Q- How many Staff of Lifes can be obtained from Steve?

A- TYRANITAR WITH H1N1
The question is wrong.It's
How many times can you use the Staff of Life.
You only get 1 SOL.
Q:What is the most stupid phrase out there?
A:There's still at least 127 more!
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 20, 2011, 18:58
Q: I stopped one alien taking over the world. What's wrong?

A: Crushed walnuts mixed in with a fine chocolate powder, sprinkled on top of neopolitan ice cream and exploderised.
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Post by: Ya-Yah on April 20, 2011, 19:03
Q: What do you get when a tornado hits your kitchen?

A: Tonsilitis
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Post by: Sizacu on April 20, 2011, 21:18
Rumoured to be what is apparently the most annoying illness.. disease thing you can get?

A. Iced Lemon Tea. With milk in it.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 21, 2011, 12:12
Q:What's Giratinas favourite drink?

A:Giga Giratina is bros with Giga Bowser,you know.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 22, 2011, 23:00
Q: Would Giga Giratina ever fight with Giga Bowser?

A: An Evil Android.
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Post by: Spriter on April 23, 2011, 13:35
What is Evil Ranger obsessed with?

Pokemon Grey.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 23, 2011, 13:43
Q: What happens if you let Pokemon Black and White have one too many on a night out?

A: Golden Wrench
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 23, 2011, 14:45
Q:What does the HWG use to make HW?

A:Giga Bowser.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on April 23, 2011, 19:28
Q: in the Mario world, what can hold more space on a Luigitosh than a MegaBowser?

A: Prinny, dood!
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 23, 2011, 19:52
Q: Name the most awesome penguin-ghost type thing eva.
A: Crushing Anthony Sullivan's hand with this fully loaded, 80,000lb lorry.
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Post by: Sebastian Moran on April 23, 2011, 22:10
Q: State the most popular passtime in Wales 
 
A: 3pm every day provided that no body parts are exposed. 
 
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Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on April 23, 2011, 22:18
Q: When are people allowed to get changed publicly?

A: A Korean, a German and an Australian.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 24, 2011, 16:32
Q: Who was having an argument?

A:  A diabolic death in the cafe.
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Post by: uConVergEu on April 24, 2011, 17:38
What is David's last name?

Answer: I ate a...
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 25, 2011, 18:57
Question-Chicken?

Answer-Supercalafragilisticexpalidoucious.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on April 25, 2011, 19:00
Q: Which single word describes every awesome game in existence with the most syllables?

A: Monkey in a picnic basket.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 25, 2011, 19:48
Q: What joke is made 10 seconds after catching a monkey pokemon?

A: Remote Unit.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on May 19, 2011, 19:51
Q: What two words are the posh word for robot?
A:To get to the other side.
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 19, 2011, 21:49
Q: Why did Abra use teleport?

A: Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 19, 2011, 21:51
Q: Name a record danced to by Ren and Stimpy.
A: Electromagnetic teacups.
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Post by: Ya-Yah on May 20, 2011, 16:27
Q: What do Magneton use to drink their morning coffee?

A: Jeremy Kyle
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Post by: Skarmory8 on May 20, 2011, 17:13
Q: Which man has reduced millions of people to tears?
A: Radiohead
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Post by: Gusparce on May 29, 2011, 02:32
Q: What do you get when you attach a radio onto a man's neck?
A: A hobo sleeping in a box, hidden in your basement.
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Post by: Kpyna on May 29, 2011, 03:07
Q. What's for dinner?

A. Smartphones
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 29, 2011, 04:47
What can I get for £489.99?        very fast!
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Post by: Gusparce on May 29, 2011, 05:59
(Is that supposed to be an answer? :o)
Q: What did Wolfy want to know?
A: A bucket full of Leprachauns.
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Post by: Kpyna on May 29, 2011, 06:42
Q. What's better than a bucket of lucky charms?

A. Sliced bread
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 29, 2011, 07:49
Q. whats the best thing since....umm.... UNSLICED bread!

A: Die, potato.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on May 29, 2011, 10:26
Q: Why have 5 billion people burst out laughing when watching youtube?
A: Your MOM.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 29, 2011, 14:48
Q: What 2 words would be used after almost every insult?
A: Boxed in.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 29, 2011, 14:50
Q: In what state was the afore mentioned hobo before being nommed on?
A: Level 4
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Post by: Skarmory8 on May 29, 2011, 15:31
Q If you use a rare candy on a level 3 poochyena, what do you get?
A Three little birds
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Post by: Kpyna on May 29, 2011, 16:18
A. what song would the person who camped next to you last year sing in a high-pitched off key voice?

Q. Halo 3
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Post by: Skarmory8 on May 31, 2011, 17:48
Q: Which game do I know nothing about?
A: Dunsparce
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 31, 2011, 18:06
Q: What's a pokemon that I raised in the original silver version?

A: Brian Regan
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Post by: Alfie Timewolf on June 04, 2011, 03:17
Q: Who would I least like to see play a Batman Villian


Calcium Carbonate
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 05, 2011, 01:21
Q: What chemical reaction isn't a good idea to eat?


A: Bowling for Soup
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 05, 2011, 01:24
Q: What is now an official sport in the Homeless Olympics?

A: Two tickets to the gunshow.
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 05, 2011, 01:26
Q: What prize did I find in my Lucky Charms cereal?


A: Yellow Folder
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 05, 2011, 17:10
Q: Where do I keep my epicface

A: Die-ing by the hands of nikoli!
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 05, 2011, 17:18
Q: What happens to zombies who touch an alcoholic Russian with issues?

A: Right behind you... >:]
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Post by: Spriter on June 05, 2011, 17:31
Q:Where's my Pet Tarantula?

A:Die Kitty Die!
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 05, 2011, 20:07
Q: Hey, I'm the evil scientist you ordered. My name? It's......... (Finish the sentence)

A: There only gonna multiply.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on June 05, 2011, 20:15
Q: Why don't we leave a bunch of highly dangerous and lethal bacteria inside a sterile environment?

A: I love America.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 05, 2011, 20:30
Q:What is one thing a fine European like me not say?(This is a joke,no offence should be took.)

A:There's still at least 127 more!
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on June 05, 2011, 20:37
Q: Have I caught 'em all yet?

A: That's because you are a complete t**t.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 05, 2011, 21:16
Q: Why do I like *Insert musical artist/ear killer here*?
A: And lucky for you, I've got plenty of granola.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 06, 2011, 00:57
Q: What was the last thing I would have been thinking I needed?

A: Three heartbeats with only one heart
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Skarmory8 on June 06, 2011, 17:54
Q: What are we even talking about?
A: In the bin
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Laprabi on June 06, 2011, 18:50
Q: Where is your copy of Yellow?

A: The best game ever.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Basskat on June 06, 2011, 19:25
Q: Smacking police officers upside the head and running away is..?

A: On the dog.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 06, 2011, 20:30
Q:If there is 1 Ridgeback,where is the ridge?

A:649
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on June 06, 2011, 21:41
Q: What is 648+1?
A: Minecraft!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Milsap on June 07, 2011, 14:45
Q: What is the most overrated video game of all time?

A: Windows 7
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 07, 2011, 17:27
Q: What computer system do I now hate?

A: Eragon the movie
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 07, 2011, 19:14
Q:Name me a good dragon film.

A:I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!Diggy diggy hole!I'm digging a hole!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Skarmory8 on June 07, 2011, 20:30
Q: What sort of nonsensical nonsense do druggies spout when high?

A: grin!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 07, 2011, 20:35
Q: What did the child do when he was given some ice cream?

A: Chicken parmesan
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: ~ Robzei ~ on June 07, 2011, 21:47
Q: What Do I Love On My Toast In The Mornings?

A: Flying Dolphin
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 07, 2011, 22:18
Q: Name the species that will save us when sharks evolve to be able to fly.
A: Dic Soupcan
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 08, 2011, 15:31
Q:Name me a good dragon film.
Q: what, or who, will I hit mr.mewtwo over the head with?

A: Mr.mewtwo's death
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Skarmory8 on June 08, 2011, 17:12
Q: what, or who, will I hit mr.mewtwo over the head with?

Q: What event may coincide with this post?

A: Big girls you are beautiful
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Sizacu on June 08, 2011, 17:23
Q. What would an unfortunate man try to use as a pick-up line?

A. Pink, blue and Pingu.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 08, 2011, 19:15
Q: What coulours and penguin will there be at mr.mewtwo's funeral.
(I will never forget what he said.)
A: My hatred of a certain Male mewtwo
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 08, 2011, 19:24
Q: What drove you to hit Mr. Mewtwo with Dic Soupcan?

A: FREDRIIIIIIIIICK, JOOOOOOOHNSOOOOOON.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 08, 2011, 19:25
Q: name the brother of my hero.

A: YOU.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 08, 2011, 19:33
:(

Q:If YOU means :D,who do I now have a hatred of?

A:E74
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Skarmory8 on June 08, 2011, 20:35
Q: What cuss word will drive :D to smash Mr. Mewtwo with Dic Soupcan?
[Such a funny moment]
A: A tin of beans
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 08, 2011, 21:48
Q: What should you never make a curry with if you don't want to sit on the bog for the next six hours?

A: A radioactive energy beverage.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 08, 2011, 22:03
Q: What did you consume before you died?

A: Yoshi
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 08, 2011, 23:02
Q: What happens when you give a cartoon designer to much redbull and cheerios?

A: Mountain Dew Energy
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 09, 2011, 00:50
Q: What caused the neighbor's kid to be up all night?

A: Dodge!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 09, 2011, 01:05
Q: A crit rocket is flying straight at *insert incredibly hated person* and will utterly destroy them on impact. Name one command not to be used by you.

A: DA CHOPPA
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on June 14, 2011, 19:30
Q. What do we need to get to?

A. A cow on Steroids
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 15, 2011, 20:27
Q: What am I sending to the address of mr.mewtwo right now?

A: The man your man can smell like.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 15, 2011, 20:47
Q:Give me a random phrase

A: YMMA
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 15, 2011, 22:20
A: The man your man can smell like.
Q:Give me a random phrase
OLD SPICE YOU NUMPTY, GET DA REFERENCE.

Q: What happens if you say Yanma without opening your lips?

A: Tiny farmers with their tiny ploughs.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 16, 2011, 13:45
Q: What doesnt do a lot of ploughing.

A: WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 18, 2011, 01:51
Q:  What happened when electrode used explosion?

A:  Signal SOS
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 18, 2011, 09:17
Q: What do you do if stranded at (insert hated musical artist's name here)'s concert?

A: Repeatedly punching Justin Bieber's face.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on June 18, 2011, 16:57
Q: What would 90% of the population of the UK greatly love to do most?

A: Star Wars
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 15, 2011, 05:45
Q: What's like Doctor Who, but without Time lords?

Jack Skellington
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 16, 2011, 09:43
Q Name my doawg, see if you can mind read.

A: Ze VUDERVAFFE!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shaymin on July 16, 2011, 10:05
Q. The name of my waffle is?

A. But of course.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on July 16, 2011, 10:08
Q: The Engineer moved that gear up. True?

A: BULLETPROOOOOOF
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shaymin on July 16, 2011, 10:09
Q: What can I, a Medic, make my teammates?

A: Sandvich.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on July 16, 2011, 10:51
Q: Who told me to kill all these peopl anyway?
A: I always win.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on July 16, 2011, 10:53
Q: What did we learn?

A: One-eyed bloody monster
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 23, 2011, 03:42
Q: What did I find my cat trying to eat?

A: Joker card
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: ShiraBliss on July 23, 2011, 20:31
Q) What playing card in a standard deck is known to frighten small children?

A) SPACE.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 24, 2011, 04:43
Q: What does the 'S' stand for in 'TARDIS'?

A: Alex Kingston
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Spriter on July 25, 2011, 20:43
Q. Who is this person I don't know?

A. Palindromes.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 26, 2011, 00:54
(She's the woman that plays River Song in Doctor Who)

Q: If I had a garden Gnome, what would I NOT call it?

A: Scott Howard
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: kr9q on July 26, 2011, 02:52
Q:Who could be an Oshawatt?
A:Danny Phantom.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 26, 2011, 11:27
Q: what is motnahP ynnaD backwards?

A: 472
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Spriter on July 26, 2011, 11:55
Q. What is the square root of life itself?

A. Shut up and Drive.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on July 28, 2011, 18:29
Q: What do I want you to do?

A: Soul of a Troll
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 18:38
Q: What rhymes

A: Its Danny Phantom!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Spriter on July 28, 2011, 19:38
Q. Who is not in Pokémon?

A. So...
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 19:42
Q.Well let go to sleep?

A.Butch Hartman shall DIE!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on July 28, 2011, 20:51
Q: Who shall DIE?

A: Fusion Explosion!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 20:53
What can do something fun?

I loath (hate) Turkey and Pie!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Z:illyhoo on July 28, 2011, 21:21
Q: Would you like some turkey and pie?

A: Because the dog said so.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Catstorm on July 28, 2011, 21:23
Q: Why doesn't the teacher believe you about the dog eating your homework?

A: NEVER!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on July 28, 2011, 21:32
Q: What do you say to irritate Justin Bieber?

A: Weird Information in Inches
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 21:38
What is your answer to E=mc2
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 29, 2011, 21:43
^ No answer.

Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on July 29, 2011, 22:00
Q: What was Chuck Norris' answer to "Maybe I should tell you what I really think of you."

A: All over ze valls... Unt ze floor... Unt ze ceiling...
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: The Collector on July 29, 2011, 22:03
where will your blood go after i find out where you live

quantum mechanics
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on July 30, 2011, 12:54
Q: Name one element that keeps Ash 10 years old.

A: The Original Red
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 30, 2011, 16:14
Q: what color was I when I got back of holiday?

a: RAVIOLI!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 30, 2011, 18:30
Q: What is the only food I love more than Spaghetti Carbonara?

A: John Simm
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Spriter on July 30, 2011, 20:35
Q. Who are you talking to?

A. A fine glass of Pimm's
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: nalty. on July 30, 2011, 20:50
Q. Who are you talking to?

A. A fine glass of Pimm's

what 80% of the british middle class drank during the royal wedding to feel "sophisticated".

35364647 metres
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 30, 2011, 20:59
How big is my real scale minecraft world in Square metres?
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Spriter on July 30, 2011, 21:04
Forgot ze answer...

A. What in ze world

I feel in the French mood...
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on July 30, 2011, 21:51
Q: What did Spy say upon seeing Hoovy's new hat?

A: KAAAAAAAHN
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 31, 2011, 10:48
Q: Name a gang in fallout: New vegas that begin with: The great ......???

A: Shoot 4 times, then stab.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on July 31, 2011, 11:09
Q: Name step one in "The Idiot's Guide to Maximising Zombie Profit."

A: A bit fishy.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Spriter on July 31, 2011, 12:32
Q. What do armpits smell like?

A. Over the edge.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on July 31, 2011, 16:17
Q: How did Pikachu feel when he jumped off a cliff?

A: Sometime in 10 years.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on July 31, 2011, 21:25
Q: Approximately speaking, when will The Demonic Ranger's plot to take over the world commence?

A: SOUP CAN.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Kona on July 31, 2011, 21:45
Q. What is the new hat for Team Fortress 2's Pyro?

A. Dancing Velociraptors.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on August 01, 2011, 14:32
Q: What happens velociraptors come to the pokemon musicals?

A: Alert, Code Evil.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on August 01, 2011, 16:40
Q: What do computer's warn when there has been an attack of fluffy white rabbits?

A: Funeral Home
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 01, 2011, 20:42
where do old funerals go?

A: OMYGOD THAT N00B IS HACKING!!111!!! WTF???? LOL!!!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: kr9q on August 01, 2011, 20:45
The craigslist killer.

Why do I like General Hospital?
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 01, 2011, 21:34
UH, Wrong way around, Its meant to be set out
Quote
Poster 1: A: cheese sandwiches
Quote
Poster 2: Q: Name heavys second favorite food.
A: that guy over there!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: pika99 on August 01, 2011, 21:41
i dont get it
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 01, 2011, 22:05
Look at the first  page then, that gives a reasonably good explanation.
XD
Seriously. Im sorry for sounding like a grumpyold man, but it only takes a click to learn this stuff.

Just all you new people are making me feel old!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on August 03, 2011, 03:49
You don't even need to do that, just read a few previous posts.

This is how it goes:

Quote
Post 1 --> A: Green
Quote
Post 2 --> Q: What colour are Flamingos really?
               
                A: Red ink


And then you say a question, it's easy - just give it a go.

A: Over the Rainbow
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Alfie Timewolf on August 06, 2011, 02:54
Q: Where do I not want to go?

A: Copper
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Catstorm on August 08, 2011, 23:38
Q: Zinc is one ingredient in pennies. What is the other one?

A: Weasels
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on August 09, 2011, 00:12
Q: Who stole my nuke?

A: People hate explosions
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 09, 2011, 00:17
Q: What did Jimmy the Hypocritical Nuke say today?

A: An sadly undersold Japanese game involving small robots.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: kr9q on August 09, 2011, 00:29
A: What is Pokemon Green?

Q: 33 People died this week.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Alfie Timewolf on August 12, 2011, 17:57
A: Freddy died (again) last week. It's Jason's turn now, how many will he
Kill?

Q: Life after Death
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on August 13, 2011, 19:36
Q: What is Pokemon Green?

A: 33 People died this week.
Q: Freddy died (again) last week. It's Jason's turn now, how many will he
Kill?

A: Life after Death

Anyway:
Q: What happens when Death can't pay Life?

A: Demon Ponys will kill.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Alfie Timewolf on August 26, 2011, 22:16
Q: What subliminal messege is My Little Pony trying sending?

A: Hannibal Lector
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: ShiraBliss on August 27, 2011, 05:09
Q: A man called up the News Department recently and claims to have his head cut clean open with his brain exposed. When authorities arrived to investigate his claim, the police were shocked to discover that the man's head was in the state that he claimed. Who could have done this abnormal act?

A: Reebok.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: tipsyGnostalgic on August 27, 2011, 08:28
Who is the best tool?


Power Drill
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on August 27, 2011, 11:37
Q: What happens when you throw a drill at Superman?

A: When the demons come out.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: MzLuluZombi on August 27, 2011, 18:35
Q: When is the only time a hero will actually do something in Disgaea?

A: Keh-dollarsign-HAH
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on September 03, 2011, 12:20
Q: Under what name is Ke$ha trying to market herself in India? (nice glee reference btw)

A: Ninjas
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on September 03, 2011, 12:22
Q: What was the invisible parade comprised solely of?

A: Accidentally killing the Demon Prince.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Nightmare Eater on September 03, 2011, 16:11
Q: What encouraged the end of the world as we know it?

A: Bring the fools out.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: shadowflame on September 05, 2011, 16:02
Q: What do you do when Mr.T leaves Walmart

A: Total CHAOS
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on September 09, 2011, 16:12
Q: What will happen when meet the pyro comes out?

A: No. that would be YOUR MOTHER!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: roysde456 on September 15, 2012, 03:53
Q:is your father a bad cook?


A:CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Hitmonchu on March 07, 2013, 14:40
q: What do you brush your teeth with?

a: Squirtle.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on April 21, 2013, 20:26
My question shall be: Who's your mother?

My answer shall be: It's no use.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 25, 2013, 21:54
Question: Is it worth it to explain astrophysics to me?

Answer: Blaziken
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Hitmonchu on April 27, 2013, 03:11
Q: Which pokemon does Trainer Sanders make his food out of?
A: Lots and lots of ponies.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 27, 2013, 13:02
Q: What is the Kentucky Derby?

A: 22
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Hitmonchu on April 27, 2013, 22:32
Question: What is 5 x 3 minus 5 plus 12 plus two plus three minus 5?
Answer: Draghost999 sleeping.
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 29, 2013, 01:11
Question: What is Draghost999 doing now?

Answer: Question
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: Hitmonchu on May 13, 2013, 23:47
What is a word that starts with qu and ends with n, and is not Quinn?

A: Deja Vu
Title: Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question?
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 14, 2013, 00:16
Q: What just happened

A: Bacon