Topic: Funniest quotes from your fanfiction

[The name master]

Is there something that a character says in your fanfiction that is so funny, it makes you laugh everytime you read it?

Some of the funniest quotes from my fanfiction are:

Dragonite: I have only one thing to say to you.... Nidorino, you c***!
Nidorino: Well, that was unnecessary!

Kanga: She's pretty!
Sandshrew: And you're ugly!

Mudkip: Right, so what's the plan?
Charizard: Get the Salamence to chase you!
Mudkip: Then Dragonite can get away!
Charizard: Then I'll get behind her and you push!
Mudkip: Charizard, we're trying to save her!
Charizard: Oh, right!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

From my twisted version of Hansen and Grethel, the backstory is that the father wins the lottery and the kids get lost during the move and is lost in the woods. They meet the witch but hunger has made the kids see everything as food and end up trying to eat everything in the witch's house and driving her insane. This is the ending: "And they all lived happily ever after.... At least until they became bankrupt."

[The name master]

Mudkip, Dragonite and Charizard jump from a high height and Mudkip lands on top of Dragonite. Charizard responded with this comment:

"I know you're both in the same egg group, but there's a time and a place!"

Also:

Porygon Z: I am Superman!
(flies while singing the superman theme)