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Title: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: sans the skeleton on October 12, 2013, 00:39
so do you ever just have a nosy at your posts and just

I'd say no, Kick you in the banana, Then Shave your afro with a Chainsaw. >:3
no

Thats not a fraction! -kills-

5/10 since i dun know you but other people do.
NO

16.

SWEET SIXTEEN *is shot by a shotgun*
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

what have i done
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Wolstenholme on October 12, 2013, 00:43
HAHAHAHA back when this account was gonna be fore me and my brother hahahaha

so; as we were told on the welcome email. Me, (Chloe) and my brother Tom have come to say hello! and share a little bit of info surrounding us and pokemon. (although, Tom isn't actually sat with me!)

collectively we have: the original gold, fire red, emerald, Heartgold & Soulsilver, Diamond & Black.

Tom's favourite pokemon is Heracross
and mine is... well, i'm not really sure, but i think Kricketot is really cute! i also like Beedrill and Axew.

what about you? what's your favourite pokemon? x  :)

 look at my silly 14 year old self. I liked Axew over Deino hahaha what? We all know Hydreigon is my favourite Pokemon.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: lugia95 on October 12, 2013, 00:51
I don't have any specific posts but I'm mostly getting embarrassed over my lack of apostrophes and commas, which probably makes me seem like a total grammar nazi...

Also all my terrible jokes, mainly in the old "You know you've played too much Pokemon" topic.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: sylar on October 12, 2013, 01:03
can i just put like all my posts here because they all count as old an embarrassing after like 0.1 second of posting
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Wolstenholme on October 12, 2013, 01:04
even that one?
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: sylar on October 12, 2013, 01:12
literally every single one
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Kpyna on October 12, 2013, 06:27
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On emerald type BAB. Then a box should come up saying 'Bab? Oh you must mean Bob!' Then a guy named Bob will fall from the celing, And then talk to him. He says, 'Hey, I'm gonna zap you with my SUPER LAZER POWER!' you get a chioce of yes or no. If yes, He will say 'Okay.' And fry you. If you say no, He'll turn you into a chicken. Theres two parts depending on which anser you took.
 If you said yes...
Bob will steal all of you pokemon. Fromk your P.C and everything. Then you'll be on a quest to find him. You see other fried people as you walk around. If you talk to them, they should say, 'Ugh.. Cow..' Go to Lilycove city. Every trainer should be fried, Except one. This person was a chicken. The chicken goes 'Bucak!' And you stare at it. You haven't eaten in days.. So you chase after the chicken. The chicken should run inside of the pokemon center. Something is wrong. Everyone it muttering 'Ugh.. Cow..' like they should, besides the chicken. Nurse Joy should be standing there. 'Hello.' She says. But wait a second, Her voice sounds manly! You pull of her costume, and Bob should be under it. He will say, Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Non-stop, then you get a choise, to punch him in the face, or let him laugh. If you punch him in the face and he will drop all the pokeball, containing trainers pokemon. You can steal them or give them back. If you steal them, you will join team Rocket. If you give them back, then every one will like you, and pay you money everyday. If you let him laugh, and continue this for about an hour, He should cough his lungs out, and you can choose whether to steal them, or give them back.
 If you pick No....
 He will turn you into a chicken. Some trainer will wake up, and find you hiding in Lilycove. He will chase you everywhere, so run into the pokemon center, and he'll stop. Perch atop a fried person, and he'll ignore you. He'll have a long 1 hour talk. then he'll punch the guy in the face, He will try to steal the pokemon, but you chase him off, and discover, you too, have freing powers! So you fry him. You will turn into a delibird, and give all the pokemon back to everyone. They will all say, 'Ohh! A fling co- I mean, chicken!' Then while your, fling, you like being a delibird. Then, you turn back human. You fall, from the sky, And hurt yourself. Bad. Then save it, and buy a DS lite, then put in you emerald. (Don't really try this.) You will find it doesn't fit all the way. So you jam it in. You hear a snap. Turn on you emerald, and you'll have a Delibird stone! Use it and turn into a delibird!

also posts of me referring to English as Language Arts omg

also all of my posts were about role playing
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 12, 2013, 13:10
I have a couple on the #YOLO debate.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: lugia95 on October 12, 2013, 23:34
I'm pretty sure I've also got a couple from the past where I failed to understand sarcasm completely... And there's bound to be a couple of topics that I'd regret posting had they not been lost long ago.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Mr. Apple on October 13, 2013, 01:21
literally every single one
yes mine too i cant even take my own stupidity its so bad
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 13, 2013, 01:29
I remember a recent one on a topic that was locked thanks to it.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Lord Raven on October 13, 2013, 03:05
itt:  every post before this year
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Private Delano Donut on October 13, 2013, 03:53
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i have creepy dreams so maybe you could call them nightmares?
i.... im pretty sure they were nightmares >.<
ooh, ohh. one of them had given me the headcanon
Sollux = scared of raccoons
also,
once i dreamt that i was in a house with like four floors and an elevator but it went down, not up, and there were man eating flowers and such
and monsters that lived in fishbowls
and hobos that eyed me funny, and guys that wouldn't let me into cafes even though the hobos looked like they were going to kill me
and my friend died :(
but it really wasn’t that scary despite...? i dont know it’s not like i woke up screaming or anything
or even woke up because of it at all :I

uGH
okay it was okay but look at me i was terrible
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: kendall! on October 27, 2013, 03:53
me confusing the terms "bisexual" and "homosexual" at 11 years of age

boy is that awkward
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 27, 2013, 12:43
I'm going to have to edit those posts.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Liam on October 27, 2013, 12:46
Ahaha I was a right little arse.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Lexidius on November 05, 2013, 14:07
Anyone up for a drinking game? Down a bottle every time I use "XD" unironically.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Spriter on November 10, 2013, 22:40
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I wish to have my old girlfriend back.Yay!

...WHAT? Did I SERIOUSLY say that?
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Freestyler on November 27, 2013, 23:39
Essentially every post, including this one. I accepted recently that everything I say is actually really stupid  :yeswink: You're best to just shut up and never talk/post ever again lmao.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: ShiraBliss on November 27, 2013, 23:55
We studied this in media literacy.

Fact #1: You made stupid comments in the past, and will continue to make stupid comments in the future. Unless you stop growing as a person, in which case CONGRATULATIONS you are now 100% vegetable.

Fact #2: Due to the accessibility of mass communicatory tools, i.e. INTERNET, we say more stupid things because we don't filter our thoughts as thoroughly as we do in conversation, thus, when we look back on things we said in the past online, our immediate thought is "Did I REALLY say that???"

Fact #3: The internet is a form of escapism, therefore, much of what we say is said nonchalantly and as an absolute because it gives us the illusion that we are in charge. It feeds our built-in narcissism, hence, the lack of a filter when posting online. (Explains why there are so many butts online, eh?)
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Shaymin on November 28, 2013, 03:22
i just looked at my post and to summarise:
no
oh no
hell no.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: the bread dragon on November 28, 2013, 03:29
its been a short time on this site for me but already ive done some terribly wrong things
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: kendall! on December 02, 2013, 04:23
justin bieber is SO cute.

i'm just gonna let that soak in. no, actually, i'm not. i'm just going to pretend it didn't happen.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 02, 2013, 04:37
About 80% of mine are probably embarrassing but oh well. I'll probably make plenty more!

...WHAT? Did I SERIOUSLY say that?

i'm just gonna let that soak in. no, actually, i'm not. i'm just going to pretend it didn't happen.


These aren't embarassing lol
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: kendall! on December 02, 2013, 04:51
These aren't embarassing lol

i find it pretty embarrassing that i said i found justin bieber attractive, that's certainly not how i feel now and on top of that, it's sort of an unpopular opinion. to people in my age group, that is. younger girls, maybe not.

but if you say so.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 02, 2013, 15:39
i find it pretty embarrassing that i said i found justin bieber attractive, that's certainly not how i feel now and on top of that, it's sort of an unpopular opinion. to people in my age group, that is. younger girls, maybe not.

but if you say so.

At the time he was seen as an adorable kid, if you said it now it could be embarrassing though!
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on December 02, 2013, 23:06
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I wish everyone in the world was dead

...
Whew, talk about no context. That's from the "Make a Wish" thread in this here forum games section. Maybe its about time I found out what the reply to that was.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Specstile on December 30, 2013, 12:18
To past self: Be nice to matthew, he only has you to look up to, stop caring for whatever other people think and be there for him like i am in 2010. You are his only friend. You will only understand this when you experience this yourself at some stage. Even though he can be a dick at times, you were too.

To james: I miss you, have you forgotten about me? You're a close friend. One that i could talk about anything with but i feel we are drifting apart. Soon i feel we wont talk at all.

To Future: It is a garruntee that you will look back at me and think i was such an idiot' and i guess it's true with experience. Try hard at alevels like you did in year 11. Make year 10 be a lesson learnt otherwise this will repeat itself. I hope to see you soon future!
what an idiot this boy needs a slap
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on December 30, 2013, 12:28
I'm gonna go with like most of what I typed in my previous spell when I was like 14.
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Spriter on December 30, 2013, 14:14
These aren't embarassing lol

Well...yes, it is for me xD

*filters through old posts* Oh goodness me. Such a noob when I was first here. Particularly my posts in the Team Building section...
Title: Re: old and embarrassing posts
Post by: Wrath of Zuruggu on January 02, 2014, 21:50
itt:  every post before this year

This. Any post made by me during 2004 should remain erased from pkmn.net history.

not only my posts but i myself am still old and embarrassing. in fact i am not even looking at this post as i type it because i know that in even half a year i will resent having typed this at all. i can hear my future self groaning already