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Title: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on October 07, 2015, 10:03
i'll start: i check this website at least twice a week but i wont post for like months at a time
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on October 07, 2015, 11:00
ive been more of a lurker recently too. i like the mysterious air it gives me. where did sylar go? nowhere actually.

confession: i still listen to brokencyde in 2015
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on October 07, 2015, 11:20
I only started playing Ruby and Platinum this week. I guess I was stuck in the Kanto/Johto bubble and didn't want to escape
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: the bread dragon on October 07, 2015, 12:18
BROKENCYDE WILL NEVER DIE

i don't have any secrets that's all i wanted to say
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on October 07, 2015, 19:26
i did not open up to you people only to be kinkshamed in my own home
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on October 07, 2015, 19:42
i stole a creme egg when i was 5
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on October 07, 2015, 20:27
I'm a massive furry ayyyyy
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 07, 2015, 23:56
I've had 5 colleges (that I remember) say they have interest in me.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 08, 2015, 22:52
 I come here out of habit but I still haven't left because I like how Joeno and the mods are normal people who don't delete posts and ban people for having different opinions to them which is something that I've seen happen on other forums.

 
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on October 09, 2015, 00:55
^ yeah, my confession is the last time i played pokemon on a console was like... march or april? i play pokemon red, silver, and emerald on my phone pretty often but i've really fallen out of the fandom. i also haven't even played pokemon X or Y yet even though i know i need to. i agree with you on the site staff part, and even though there's been drama its been mostly smooth sailing compared to what i've seen in brief stays on other forums.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on October 09, 2015, 09:24
Yeah, they don't have a god complex like they do on other forums.

There was a site in the Flight Simulator community called Project Opensky that made free high quality addon aircraft for FS2004 and FS10. From what I've seen on their forums, they refuse to take any criticism from anyone. One of their staff builds all these flight dynamics profiless based on his limited simulator experience thinking he knows it all and will even refuse to listen to real Boeing pilots who fly these aircraft day in and day out. They delete any post that criticises them and will ban forum members for saying something's not quite right. There was the guy who did the repaints; he was helpful.

The group no longer exists. All the donators pulled their funding when they found out what was going on and they couldn't afford to run.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: BS on October 09, 2015, 14:50
I'm a recovering shoplifter who has gotten away with the theft of 2 cans of coke, a bag of chips, 2 packets of AAA batteries, at least 25 small chocolate bars and an uncountable amount of chewing gum, breath mints and throat lozenges. These habits fortunately started dying down from the age of 17.

About this time last year I dissociated so hard I ended up walking over the hill into town (about 5km) at 3am carrying nothing but a phone and a pair of scissors.

My long term memory of 2008 and prior is pretty much photographic, but from 2009 to 2014 I have a huge chunk of amnesia and barely remember high school.
 
I say I don't like homestuck (I still don't read it), but I am a complete and utter sucker for Karkat.

There was a (very short) point in my life where I actually didn't mind PewDiePie or his god awful annoying voice.

I hate furaffinity and (secretly) automatically judge any furry who regularly posts there.

Or uses Bad Dragon. That company can rot in hell for all I care.

I actually do have an attraction to men, it just took me a ridiculously long time to push my gender identity issues out of the way first.

This now means I am aroused at the thought of myself as a man (I mean I am a guy, but only mentally). Like. Wear a binder and swoon in the mirror levels of attraction to man-self.

I won't drop names but ever since I first left the site about 6 years ago, I held deep, petty grudges against certain members which then turned into a crippling paranoia/anxiety/self-berating-guilt about ever running into them again - be it on this site, another site or for whatever reason, IRL. This is why it's taken me so long to come back and to be totally honest I'm still incredibly guarded.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on October 09, 2015, 15:49
I have three One Direction songs on my iPod.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on October 09, 2015, 16:08
I hate furaffinity and (secretly) automatically judge any furry who regularly posts there.

I'm a massive furry ayyyyy

Uh oh

//Dives out window
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: BS on October 10, 2015, 05:16
sssshhhh its okay i'm furry trash too i just don't support dragoneer or his terrible fanclub of site staff

another one: i still listen to linkin park
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on October 10, 2015, 08:44
I mean I don't post anything on there tbh because I can't draw furries I just favorite a lot of stuff if that counts.

Also I have become addicted to the song Spooky Scary Skeletons.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on October 10, 2015, 09:20
i hate fa too i just post there to get my name out cos i know furries got that $$$$$
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 10, 2015, 10:57
I like to watch the SAW movies to see the victims die. Sometimes in slow motion.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 10, 2015, 16:33
 I look at random products on Amazon just to read the reviews.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Spriter on October 10, 2015, 21:24
Not that I would really consider it a bad thing per se, but I got really obsessed with Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen.

Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 10, 2015, 21:31
On the subject of furries, I hate fa but don't mind furries in general (as long as they don't try to force it upon me).

I also like some of the art that floats around the internet (that's legal for ifunny, which means it can't be something that you wouldn't see with safe search on).
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 11, 2015, 00:36
On the subject of furries, I hate fa but don't mind furries in general (as long as they don't try to force it upon me).

I also like some of the art that floats around the internet (that's legal for ifunny, which means it can't be something that you wouldn't see with safe search on).
You mean Trekkie Monster's favorite thing in the world?
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 11, 2015, 00:41
^I don't know much on the topic, so let's get off of it before it starts a fight due to my uneducated self.

Every time I listen to So Far Away and watch the video, I get a tad choked up.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 11, 2015, 01:16
I have a list of famous people that I want to see gone.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Lord Raven on October 11, 2015, 02:36
I have a list of famous people that I want to see gone.
a secret is something others don't know


anyway "if i told you my secret it wouldn't be a secret anymore!"
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on October 11, 2015, 05:49
a really bad secret about me is i actively creep on my old best friend from the beginning of high school because i feel like she's been continuously degenerating as a person and it's hilarious to watch her life spiral downwards

(makes me upset that my other old best friend still is close to her even though the downwards spiral best friend was always super mean to her behind her back and i told her all about it but she decided against standing up for the literal emotional torture she'd sometimes be put through...)
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: BS on October 11, 2015, 11:48
[...] i actively creep on my old best friend [...] it's hilarious to watch her life spiral downwards
I'm guilty of doing this as well.

Except I think they're actually bouncing back really well now? It's more like I see them around the internet and just kind of go "oh hey, that person who used to be really broken has finally come back fighting." And it's like... I'd want to befriend them again but our (my) past keeps me from doing so, because I'm a judgemental person and can't shake off old stuff easily? Makes me feel like a jerk but ehhhh.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 11, 2015, 12:25
 They're selling those shawls/capes but for men now. As much as I hate the trend and can't see it becoming a thing... I want one.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Spriter on October 11, 2015, 18:47
I used to look at someone's Facebook profile to see if they had split up with their girlfriend because I hated her. I found it amusing when I found out he had >:D
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 11, 2015, 20:13
I've written nasty messages to people on Facebook saying how I hope they pay for what they've done to me and learn what it is like to suffer. They don't really know who I am since I use a pseudonym. One girl I basically said that she doesn't deserve happiness for all the nasty things she said and did to me and I think I scared her so much that she blocked me.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: the bread dragon on October 11, 2015, 21:04
^you probably didn't scare her, just got on her nerves

i was stalking an old friends twitter earlier today, and i accidentally followed them. needless to say I am uncomfortable
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 11, 2015, 21:16
No. I only message the @#$%^ only once and she blocked me right away. Not like I really care about her because she always acted like she was better than me and I basically called her a @#$%^ and she was no better than garbage to me. And that I hope someday she'll pay for what she did to me.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 11, 2015, 22:37
 Fam, I didn't expect that to come from someone on here for some reason.

 The last time I found myself creeping on someone, I blocked them. On Instagram I liked her picture since it came up in that weird "suggested posts". I didn't realise it was her since she looks amazing when she wants to. It must have been an older post too, since she blocked me.

 Serves me right for cutting off poisonous people when I'm depressed lol.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 11, 2015, 23:34
I admit that I can be bitter and nasty towards people but there is usually a reason. I am basically an easy going guy and I tend to give people a chance but the people I sent nasty messages refused to even acknowledge what they were doing was wrong on so many levels and one of them actually assaulted me but since I had no proof, he got away with it constantly. I do not easily forgive those who mess with me more than once. If I met any of those people on the street, chances are I'd punch them so hard that they'll know never to mess with me again.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on October 11, 2015, 23:47
I admit that I can be bitter and nasty towards people but there is usually a reason. I am basically an easy going guy and I tend to give people a chance but the people I sent nasty messages refused to even acknowledge what they were doing was wrong on so many levels and one of them actually assaulted me but since I had no proof, he got away with it constantly. I do not easily forgive those who mess with me more than once. If I met any of those people on the street, chances are I'd punch them so hard that they'll know never to mess with me again.

if you were as decent as you claim you wouldn't engage with these people on facebook

hassling them cos of some dumb vendetta isn't "easygoing" (easygoing means u would just shrug n move on) and its also a waste of your valuable (?) time


additionally look up the just world fallacy to find out why your "they'll pay for wronging my righteous self" is also kinda pointless
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 11, 2015, 23:58
The reason I did it is more complex than what you think. I mostly did it to show them that they aren't as wonderful as they think they are and what years of damage they caused someone can do to a person. The constant thoughts of what they did to me lingered on for a decade and some in physical form on my body and I needed to be nasty to them to help myself heal. It was never about me trying to act holier than them and I know that I said some nasty things and swore at them which I never really do but I don't regret doing it to help myself heal from the trauma that they've caused me.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on October 12, 2015, 00:12
The reason I did it is more complex than what you think. I mostly did it to show them that they aren't as wonderful as they think they are and what years of damage they caused someone can do to a person. The constant thoughts of what they did to me lingered on for a decade and some in physical form on my body and I needed to be nasty to them to help myself heal. It was never about me trying to act holier than them and I know that I said some nasty things and swore at them which I never really do but I don't regret doing it to help myself heal from the trauma that they've caused me.

i didnt read any of that cos it was too boring and "its more complex than u think" was dumb, like somehow you're the only one in the world who ever had this happen to them.

but i changed my mind, i think you should get a webcam set up and do livecasts where you pose with a katana and scowl at the screen. post a link to it under their pages. that'll scare them into doing whatever. u can bark their names out into the camera and pretend to be like the girl from game of thrones. make sure you look into the camera so its like you're ☠staring into their souls☠. its halloween soon so u'll really spook them!

"natilie portman......ichi. ni. HAAAAA //swoosh//"

"miley cyrus.........san. shi. HAAAAAAA //swoosh//"

"justin bieber..........roku. hurIIYAAAA //fwish//"

"the foreign family down the road who i dont like........nana hachi kyuu juuuAAAAAAAAA //fwash swish swash//"
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 12, 2015, 00:21
Funny you should mention that considering I take martial arts!

I also tried to teach a five year old to swear just so he would get into trouble simply because I didn't like him.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on October 12, 2015, 08:26
i am the most vindictive person in the world! no I AM the most vindictive person on the earth!!!! NO ME!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on October 12, 2015, 09:59
I have a list of famous people that I want to see gone.

We all do.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Lord Raven on October 12, 2015, 10:24
The reason I did it is more complex than what you think. I mostly did it to show them that they aren't as wonderful as they think they are and what years of damage they caused someone can do to a person. The constant thoughts of what they did to me lingered on for a decade and some in physical form on my body and I needed to be nasty to them to help myself heal. It was never about me trying to act holier than them and I know that I said some nasty things and swore at them which I never really do but I don't regret doing it to help myself heal from the trauma that they've caused me.

man clearly it's not working because you're still pretty messed up

you need a significantly better outlet, try a better psychiatrist or an actual hobby, because jesus christ

you're also not anything close to the decent laid back dude you think you are if you're sending these stupid messages to people and thinking that'll do anything for you.  you're 30 for gods sake but you're acting like a 10 year old.  grow the hell up

you did it to show them you aren't as wonderful as they think they are?  they're 28, they don't know anything or remember/care about anything they did when they were stupid teenagers...  you're the one in here who thinks he's all high and mighty and crap and thinks he needs to "punish" these people

every single comment that you make on this forum weirds me out or creeps me out in some way and you need to fix yourself because holy crap there is no way in hell you're living anything resembling a healthy life
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on October 12, 2015, 15:00
If this thread is going to cause an argument, I will lock it. Play nicely.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Spriter on October 12, 2015, 15:25
*shrugs* Moving on...

I got really annoyed with the last friend I had over an issue I had, but I never told him about it.

And sometimes I make up absolute worst-case scenarios in my head to prepare myself for things that seem fairly trivial on paper.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on October 12, 2015, 15:39
sometimes when my cat comes into my room in the night and im doing some downtime activity in bed i pretend to be asleep and he always falls for it. i would never tell him this, it could ruin our delicate cat-human friendship
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 12, 2015, 20:01
 I want to buy new, smart, clothes and I can... it's just that being a scruff is comfier.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: BS on October 18, 2015, 02:38
^I'm in a constant battle between fashionable $150 shirts and comfortable $12 sweatpants :|
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 18, 2015, 02:40
^The $12 is the answer for me, because I can't afford anything else. lol
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on October 18, 2015, 22:52
I have wasted this entire weekend hunting for shinies.

On the plus side I found six.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Sizacu on October 21, 2015, 19:28
Real talk: I'm possessive and clingy and I hate it :')

Not-so-real-talk: The year 7s aren't actually as bad as I thought they were once I started getting to know some. Not that I'll admit that to many people...
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Specstile on October 22, 2015, 00:34
I have an addiction to pepsi cherry max, i drink 2 litres in a day easy
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on October 22, 2015, 01:24
i never go to bed earlier than one am. these days, i never actually fall asleep until 2 am.

then i wake up at seven. and somehow function really well. le shrug.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: BS on October 23, 2015, 01:29
My sleep pattern is so bad I went to bed at 6am and woke up at 8:30 on a college day. Then caught a 45 minute bus into town at 12, started class at 1pm and got home at 4:30. Stayed up until 5am again last night. And now it's 11:30am and I woke up staring at this thread.

After doing this four days in a row I think it's a sign.

Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on October 23, 2015, 16:07
I have an addiction to pepsi cherry max, i drink 2 litres in a day easy

So much better than cherry Coke, isn't it? :P
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on October 23, 2015, 19:56
^ i take personal offense to this as cherry coke is pretty much the only soda i like besides root beer
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 23, 2015, 20:31
^Yeah, especially since Cherry Coke > Cherry Pepsi Max (aspertame and all that jazz is not fun), yet oddly enough Coke < Pepsi
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on October 24, 2015, 00:20
sometimes when i text friends I'll say i need to do laundry when actually I'm just picking dirty clothes off my bedroom floor so that I seem more responsible
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on October 24, 2015, 10:40
I own almost two hundred shiny pokemon and yet I only actually caught seven.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: ShiraBliss on October 24, 2015, 16:58
I have mild-moderate OCD, but it's mostly isolated to my personal spaces and things. I also have severe anxiety, severe depression, PTSD, and body dysmorphic disorder.

It's caused issues in relationships before, but only the people worthy of being with weren't complete butts about it.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 24, 2015, 18:16
 I've never really cared about relationships because I'm not interested in the sexual aspect.

 It's difficult to find people like this since it seems as if they hide in alleyways, blogging on Tumblr, rather than socialising and going out.

 
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Lord Raven on October 24, 2015, 22:34
umbreon's avatar bugs the crap out of me
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on October 24, 2015, 23:50
I use tumblr.

...that's about it.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 25, 2015, 00:05
 I had no idea that my avatar was broken for everyone else. The original web address took me to someone's Twitter.

 It would be nice to be able to meet those people without having to use Tumblr, no offence was meant.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on October 25, 2015, 00:22
Funnily enough I completely missed the post where you mentioned tumblr and just straight up said I use it as a confession.

Honestly tumblr users hate the site more than anyone else.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: ShiraBliss on November 04, 2015, 01:25
I've never really cared about relationships because I'm not interested in the sexual aspect.

Are you a/demi/greysexual? If so, YAY FELLOW ACE :D

I am fiercely protective of my friends, and I have high standards for how people treat them, but I can never defend myself or give myself those standards. The best way I can describe it is with that comic I've seen floating about tumblr that's like:

Person A: Ur ugly
Person B: ... Eh, whatever *bemused shrug*
Person A: And ur friend is ugly too.
Person B: -silence-
Last panel: -person B mercilessly slapping person A across the face-
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on November 04, 2015, 14:12
Are you a/demi/greysexual? If so, YAY FELLOW ACE :D

 I don't know what those are D:
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on November 04, 2015, 19:31
I don't know what those are D:
asexual - no sexual attraction
graysexual - limited sexual attraction
demisexual - sexual attraction after getting to know a person well

i have no secrets anymore :(
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on November 04, 2015, 19:53
 I might be a greyskull.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Sizacu on November 04, 2015, 20:32
I didn't know what 'limited sexual attraction' is. Also I am also ace (:
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on November 05, 2015, 01:22
limited means you kinda get a boner for someone sometimes but sometimes you also dont care

im aromantic tho im Repulsed by dating and pda and romance and all that. i cant watch movies or tv shows because of it. abolish romance.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on November 05, 2015, 22:17
I didn't know what 'limited sexual attraction' is. Also I am also ace (:
i'm grey-ace and like... there are only 3 people who i find sexually attractive it is a pain in the ass lmao
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: ShiraBliss on November 06, 2015, 18:58
So many aces in one place. I'm so happy :')

I am demiromantic and demisexual. Ace all the time, all day, erryday.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Sizacu on November 06, 2015, 22:29
Ahhh, I see! Thanks for the definitions, Sylar & Shaymin (:

If we're going into romantics too, I'm questioning whether i'm aromantic or demiromantic... so much ace in this community wow.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: ShiraBliss on November 08, 2015, 19:50
With all of these aces, all I can think of is that gif I found on tumblr once: a girl is trying to flirt with a guy, and he pulls out his Pokemon trading card collection like "I HAVE FIVE CHARIZARDS".

More secrets? I'm lactose intolerant, but apparently only a little bit??? I can still drink coffee with regular milk, and I can still eat a cupcake, but I cannot have coffee with milk and a cupcake. I can either have the coffee or the cupcake- both means an unhappy tummy. I can still eat cheese and yogurt, though. (Both have less lactose than milk)

Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on November 08, 2015, 20:31
 Meghan Trainor is pretty much my ideal woman.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on November 09, 2015, 18:51
am i late to the ace club??? im a grey-ace!!! (well i keep flipping between grey ace and asexual bc im still figuring this out, but...)
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on November 10, 2015, 14:24
I'm straight... Ch'yeeeaaahhhh.




I've also never been on Tumblr.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on November 10, 2015, 22:46
surely you have actual secrets and not pseudo-'its a secret because i seem to be a minority even though im actually a majority' stuff though?

anyway, another secret. i'm hugely into D&D, but 1. the rules are highly confusing. 2. i've never physically played. 3. literally nobody D&D's on my college even though I was convinced there'd be a group of nerds or something. but no. literally everyone in the college is a nerd but not a single one of these nerds is a Roleplay or DND nerd. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: not chloe on November 10, 2015, 23:32
My flatmates still don't know how pretentious and high-brow my interests are

Like none of them read and ins they know about that but they don't know that when I'm on my laptop bobbing my head to some music that I'm actually listening to a cheeky bit of Rachmaninov

Lol saying that, here I am sitting on a Pokemon forum getting pumped for when the next episode of Once Upon A Time gets released on Netflix in half an hour.

They also don't know that I've applied for a volunteer job in the museum dedicated to the birthplace of Gustav Holst (aka my favourite composer) but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on November 10, 2015, 23:41
i once knocked myself out on purpose to avoid doing something i didn't want to do, but i did it by a flight of stairs (bad choice on my part) and ended up in hospital because i kind of immediately fell down the stairs whilst unconsicous and ended up with a concussion and a cracked rib

yes, i would do it again. that was awesome.

EDIT: the thing was either a mock exam or a presentation, cant remember which. I WONDER WHY.

edit2: really though dont take after my example because that could probably kill you
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on November 11, 2015, 11:59
Quote
My flatmates still don't know how pretentious and high-brow my interests are... ...(aka my favourite composer)

I regularly argue with my significant other about how superior Beethoven (my favourite composer) is to Bach (hers).
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on November 13, 2015, 12:01
My love for mashed potatoes can be entirely attributed to watching Bodger and Badger as a child
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 14, 2015, 09:49
Sometimes I like to eat butter plain. I've always done this as a kid but now I will eat a tiny chunk usually the size of a pea or a single pat. Before that, I'd run my finger through the stick and lick my finger and do it again.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on November 14, 2015, 11:45
Butter creamed with sugar! Best part about baking a cake is eating it at various stages before it goes on the oven
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 04, 2015, 20:13
^Come on, everyone knows eating raw brownie batter/cookie dough is the best

As for my secret, I still own a stuffed tiger I was given when I was born.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: kindtocrows on December 04, 2015, 20:55
Well, I'm late to the ace party, but whatever. I'm ace/aro and agender. A's all around!!

As for an actual secret... I still sleep with stuffed toys. Specifically a large pikachu I got for christmas when I was young.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 04, 2015, 21:11
^I will admit I do that too. It's mainly since the only pillow I have big enough for my body is the one I have for my head and my mattress is old and not very comfortable. Plus, the one I mainly do it with has been with me for ages.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on December 04, 2015, 21:45
Well, I'm late to the ace party, but whatever. I'm ace/aro and agender. A's all around!!

As for an actual secret... I still sleep with stuffed toys. Specifically a large pikachu I got for christmas when I was young.

agender fistbumpe


also same. i have a seahorse squishable and a moomin plush and a bear ive had since i was 3 all crammed into my bed. cant sleep without em.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on December 04, 2015, 23:36
i used to not be able to sleep without stuffed animals (did it probably til i was 14), but then i bought a body pillow and i snuggle with that instead and people judge me less :^)
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 04, 2015, 23:51
^Once my mom makes that other jersey pillow, I can use it as a body pillow and use it to decorate my room or something.

I was in the newspaper today for yesterday's match in which I got promoted to varsity for the match since someone had an eye appointment.

Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 05, 2015, 00:02
 As a child I would always sleep facing the door so if any gnomes came into my room to kill me, I'll see them and fight them off but then it became a habit to sleep facing the door.

 I only broke the habit a year or two ago.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Lord Raven on December 06, 2015, 17:30
I often make Natalie Portman Sims and then trap them in tiny dark windowless rooms with nothing on it and wait and see how long it takes for her to die. The current record is two weeks in game time.
Can you please stop with this disturbing and edgy stuff?  You are seriously making me uncomfortable and I highly doubt I'm the only one.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 06, 2015, 17:53
^What he said.

I sneak a can of 7-up or other assorted soda into school everyday so I can have it during lunch. One 8 fluid ounce carton of milk isn't enough with how dry the food is. I might have to sneak in some seasoning or something.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on December 06, 2015, 19:13
^ Oh my god. You didn't go to high school before Michelle Obama's plan got put into place, right? I had two good years of lunch where I could have coffee, soda, hot chocolate, and candy on my school meal plan. And then she stepped in and said, "let there be a new breed of disgusting food with smaller portions"... they used to give us 3 pizza sticks! post-Michelle Obama, 2 pizza sticks. Nobody can survive on those portions with the tiny apple that you're required to get with your lunch. I'm in college now and can just eat whatever I want but I still get mad at how much worse Michelle Obama made my lunch at high school. I think it was a conspiracy to get kids to pack lunch because that's better for them anyway.

... so I guess that's kinda my confession.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on December 06, 2015, 19:23
i honestly like my drunk self who's talkative and admittedly more obviously autistic than i like my sober self
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Lord Raven on December 06, 2015, 19:51
^ Oh my god. You didn't go to high school before Michelle Obama's plan got put into place, right? I had two good years of lunch where I could have coffee, soda, hot chocolate, and candy on my school meal plan. And then she stepped in and said, "let there be a new breed of disgusting food with smaller portions"... they used to give us 3 pizza sticks! post-Michelle Obama, 2 pizza sticks. Nobody can survive on those portions with the tiny apple that you're required to get with your lunch. I'm in college now and can just eat whatever I want but I still get mad at how much worse Michelle Obama made my lunch at high school. I think it was a conspiracy to get kids to pack lunch because that's better for them anyway.

... so I guess that's kinda my confession.

or you can do like me and never ever bring lunch to school
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: the bread dragon on December 06, 2015, 20:22
i haven't bought a school lunch in four years
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 06, 2015, 20:33
The thing is that our school gives everyone free lunches due to how crappy things are here. They were doing fine before Michelle Obama's new meal plan stuff were put in, driving costs up, portions down, and making lunches so horrible to the point to where no one could afford it
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 06, 2015, 22:24
My school had a soda fountain and different stations where you could get what you wanted including a grill used primarily to make a fresh Philly cheesesteak sandwich. I always got that with the extra fee for peppers and onions.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on December 07, 2015, 19:32
The thing is that our school gives everyone free lunches due to how crappy things are here. They were doing fine before Michelle Obama's new meal plan stuff were put in, driving costs up, portions down, and making lunches so horrible to the point to where no one could afford it
i know she probably means well and rich schools will be able to afford this change but poor schools in bad areas can't. jamie oliver is trying to do the same thing over here like NO let me have my fizzy drinks in peace you pompous englishman
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 07, 2015, 23:31
I know she does mean well, there's probably a better way of executing it, same with common core, but that's a discussion for a different time.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on December 08, 2015, 10:50
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Oh my god. You didn't go to high school before Michelle Obama's plan got put into place, right? I had two good years of lunch where I could have coffee, soda, hot chocolate, and candy on my school meal plan. And then she stepped in and said, "let there be a new breed of disgusting food with smaller portions"...

We got served chips, hot dogs, turkey twizzlers and chocolate in secondary school. Then Jamie Oliver came along and got the government to serve healthy school meals. They agreed.

School dinners were instantly made better. No excessive salt, little grease and it actually tasted of something.

I guess that's a secret- I preferred school dinners AFTER Jamie Oliver got them changed.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 08, 2015, 12:21
also late to the agender party gdi
which isnt really a secret but whatever

oh, and i'm really loving depressed!sans (undertale) fics atm. i'm a monster. but man it feels good to read sans getting hugs and love from his bro and everyone. i miss that.

edit: also in response to the meals thing; turkey twizzlers were literally the only good thing in primary school dinners or our school. it was ver underfunded and they spent most of the funding on repairs, redoing the main hall, or on PE equipment, so we either got tellytubby custard (EUGH) or chips or peas and... that was pretty much it. so when oliver got rid of twizzlers, what did my primary school do? only removed twizzlers and didn't add anything in. so i stopped eating school dinners for the next 2 years. high school had good food at least. i'm not even usualy a picky eater, it's jus that my primary school had gross meals
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Sizacu on December 09, 2015, 17:14
Ahh yeah Jamie Oliver! Our turkey twizzlers and smiley fries were replaced by mushy broccoli and watery chicken...

I enjoy singing along to Yu Gi Oh Abridged songs... (:
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on December 09, 2015, 17:18
I don't know what Turkey Twizzlers are and this may sound sacrilegious but they sound super gross. I'd rather have 3 pizza sticks with marinara sauce. Anyway, Michelle Obama really just wanted the program so she could scale down our obesity crisis because obesity related problems are a huge weight on the universal health care that we're trying to get here.

Luckily my school was semi-private so sometimes we'd have a grill running that would make you hot chicken pasta bowls which are the only food from high school I miss.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Clairefable on December 09, 2015, 19:43
I don't know what Turkey Twizzlers are and this may sound sacrilegious but they sound super gross. I'd rather have 3 pizza sticks with marinara sauce. Anyway, Michelle Obama really just wanted the program so she could scale down our obesity crisis because obesity related problems are a huge weight on the universal health care that we're trying to get here.

If I remember correctly turkey twizzlers where just big bits of turkey in breadcrumbs but in this sort of... spiral shape. A bit like deformed chicken nuggets. And they'd probably never been near a turkey.

I suppose this is where I admit that I never ever ate at school because I lived so close to my primary/secondary schools that I'd just go home and lunchtimes, or when I was older I'd just go to the shop for... a pie roll and tomato sauce. Mmmmmm. Or down the chippy for a chip roll and gravy. Aaaaaw yiss. I have no school dinner horror stories to share, just memories of delicious crap from other places.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on December 10, 2015, 01:29
best part of turkey twizzlers was watching them uncurl in the oven lol

my school was too poor for them tho :~)
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 10, 2015, 21:01
There's 2 great school meals, and the rest are ok at best. The best two are popcorn chicken bowls (popcorn chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy and corn if you request it) and bosco sticks (breadsticks with tomato sauce, cheese and pepperoni) with marinara sauce. Those are the only meals that are really good at my school, portion and tastewise. (maybe we should make another topic for this...?)

As for secrets: I've had a number of colleges sending me stuff about possibly trying to recruit me for academics and stuff like that.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on December 10, 2015, 21:04
i met this guy that i really liked at a party last week and we're hanging out again tonight but we met through this guy that DEFINITELY has a thing for me and hits me up all the time. both of them are really good friends so i'm hoping i can pce out to europe before the other guy finds out and everything blows up lol
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on December 11, 2015, 12:34
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I don't know what Turkey Twizzlers are..

(http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/01/06/23/web-turkey-twizzlers-rex.jpg)

They were absolutely disgusting. I was so happy to see them gone. They've actually been outlawed now.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 11, 2015, 16:49
(http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/01/06/23/web-turkey-twizzlers-rex.jpg)

They were absolutely disgusting. I was so happy to see them gone. They've actually been outlawed now.

That's because they're burnt tbf
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Inferna on December 11, 2015, 21:10
Turkey twizzlers were the best

I don't think we ever got them in school? We had other culinary delights like 'cheese envelopes' aka puff pastry with cheese in it. After Jamie done his stuff the school dinners were rubbish, well at least in primary. I used to love the semolina they did but then they took all the sugar out of it. I remember as well up until like p4 we had to ask if we could 'turn our plates' and eat our pudding!
Secondary was alright, I actually had more school dinners in sixth year than I did in first lol, the novelty of going into town for a chippy or up to morrisons had worn off by then.
It was always the best when I got a pie from morrisons for lunch and the queue was massive, my granny would let me and my friends skip the queue haha. Also she sometimes used to put a label of a cheaper pie on. They don't do that now though it's all self service :(
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Specstile on December 11, 2015, 21:57
Can't wait to change jobs
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 12, 2015, 00:16
 The food we had in Comprehensive was pretty unhealthy in hindsight. Smiley faces, wedges, pizza squares, idk. We had a "Pasta King". I brought a packed lunch after year 7 or 8.

 College was pretty good with food too and very little of it was healthy.

 The roast beef flavour Aldi Monster Munch are pretty fantastic in comparison to the legitimate product. Tastes a little like beef, Yorkshire puds, and gravy.

 Comprehensive went downhill after we left and college did the same.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: the bread dragon on December 12, 2015, 01:08
i enjoy some djent music..
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on December 12, 2015, 22:55
The food we had in Comprehensive was pretty unhealthy in hindsight. Smiley faces, wedges, pizza squares, idk. We had a "Pasta King".

We had pasta king!!! Best thing to ever come out of our school since they got rid of the vending machines.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 13, 2015, 02:51
 Was Pasta King any good? My friend said she loved the cheesy pasta.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on December 14, 2015, 08:47
you come into my house, you insult my turkey twizzlers
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on December 14, 2015, 09:03
Pasta king was the best thing about school lunches, and could only be bested by fizzy jerks
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 14, 2015, 09:15
What's a turkey twizzler? I've never heard of them before.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on December 14, 2015, 12:09
we just discussed this for like 2 pages
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on December 14, 2015, 17:57
i've been wanting to try turkey twizzlers for a week even though they don't look that good just because i have a feeling there's disgustingly amazing

like really contemplating trying to find some over here
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 14, 2015, 19:51
didn't you hear about the court case where it turned out turkey twizzlers were basically duck schlongs????? thats why they went off market.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on December 14, 2015, 20:49
i am an incredibly daring eater and if they were duck schlongs that does nothing to change my stance. especially if they coat them in fat and fry them up
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 14, 2015, 21:09
 You could freeze them and use them as corkscrews.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on December 14, 2015, 22:15
didn't you hear about the court case where it turned out turkey twizzlers were basically duck schlongs????? thats why they went off market.

furries everywhere were outraged and devestated
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 14, 2015, 23:49
furries everywhere were outraged and devestated

Nice stereotype you got there. Wouldn't it be a shame if I were to get mad and start an argument? Guess we'll never know.

I'm global staff on one of the larger unofficial PS! servers.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on December 15, 2015, 03:19
Nice stereotype you got there. Wouldn't it be a shame if I were to get mad and start an argument? Guess we'll never know

im a furry mate i was making a joke at my expense
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on December 15, 2015, 13:41
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i am an incredibly daring eater and if they were duck schlongs that does nothing to change my stance. especially if they coat them in fat and fry them up

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Turkey (34%),
Water,
Pork fat,
Rusk,
Coating (sugar, rusk, tomato powder, wheat starch, dextrose, salt, wheat flour, potassium chloride, hydrogenated vegetable oil, citric acid, spices, onion powder, malt extract, smoke flavourings, garlic powder, colour [E160c], mustard flour, permitted sweetener [E951], herb, spice extracts, herb extracts),
Vegetable oil,
Turkey skin,
Salt,
Wheat flour,
Dextrose,
Stabiliser (E450),
Mustard,
Yeast extract,
Antioxidants (E304, E307, E330, E300),
Herb extract,
Spice extract,
Colour (E162).

The contents of a turkey twizzler.

-----

I play Star Trek: Birth of the Federation when I'm supposed to be working.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 15, 2015, 17:52
i am an incredibly daring eater and if they were duck schlongs that does nothing to change my stance. especially if they coat them in fat and fry them up

god bless u, i salute ur food bravery. (http://i.imgur.com/QDOoGTp.gif)

one day when i grow up i wanna be foodbrave like u, i will spend every day meditating at my posters of u on Fear Factor eatin all the gross foods u all giving a thumbs up and a smile.


furries everywhere were outraged and devestated

sales of mallard marital aids leapt 2000% overnight on the day the news broke tho. i wouldn't know anythin about this //struggles to contain my huge bulging wallet full of duck dick cash//

Nice stereotype you got there. Wouldn't it be a shame if I were to get mad and start an argument? Guess we'll never know.

shinyblaziken confirmed for huge furry cant say im surprised in the least

The contents of a turkey twizzler.

(milsap googles turkey twizzler ingredients at nepotist job while on the clock)

itt milsap still believes findus did nothing wrong and that the lieberal media just made up the horsemeat scandal and besides if there was horsemeat in it it'd say on the back of the packet and it DOESNT ergo ipso facto q e d theres no horsemeat in there. i dunno what "D. Ennay" tests are and they sound highly suspect, furthermore
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Clairefable on December 15, 2015, 18:02
didn't you hear about the court case where it turned out turkey twizzlers were basically duck schlongs????? thats why they went off market.

still duck meat innit

At least none of it's going to waste I suppose!!
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 15, 2015, 18:44
 I don't understand the process of wrapping a tonne of toilet roll around your hand when wiping tbh. It seems like it wastes an excessive amount of paper compared to folding it.

 It's like when people cover all their chips with a squiggly line of sauce rather than having a blob in the corner of the plate.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 15, 2015, 20:05
still duck meat innit

At least none of it's going to waste I suppose!!

self seasoning dark meat, its the best bit of the bird (http://i.imgur.com/aLmigbI.png)(http://i.imgur.com/Q2USjrG.png)
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 15, 2015, 21:36
shinyblaziken confirmed for huge furry cant say im surprised in the least

I actually wasn't going to start a fight, just wanted to point out the blaring stereotype there. Plus if I was a furry, I would've been beaten senselessly at school and have no friends because it would've gotten out by now and all of my friends love to talk about how weird furries are (then turn around and start obsessing about the darker side of anime).

As for the secret, I don't like pork and I only like a particular kind of ham.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Lord Raven on December 15, 2015, 22:52
wow that was really specific

i'm guessing you told your friends
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 15, 2015, 23:03
Actually no. Someone was googling lucario because they wanted a model to draw it off of and they found something a little more questionable, and it went from there.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 15, 2015, 23:04
People shouldn't judge anybody for who they are and what shapes them. Don't let anyone stop you from being you.

(This is more so a point to everyone rather than just re: the last few posts)
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 15, 2015, 23:07
And thank you for ending that little line there, because that was probably going to go places that aren't fun.

When I used to get mad at my ds because i'd fail at a game, i'd bite the sides of it. Considering that and the other things that have happened to it, i'm surprised that it still works.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on December 15, 2015, 23:09
"dont let anyone stop you from being you" is such a neurotypical and privileged way of thinking :(
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 15, 2015, 23:15
Everyone has their own adversities, it's far from privileged thing to say. Especially as what matters is the intention of being positive instead of saying it just to be a bit of a bell.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on December 15, 2015, 23:23
god bless u, i salute ur food bravery. (http://i.imgur.com/QDOoGTp.gif)

one day when i grow up i wanna be foodbrave like u, i will spend every day meditating at my posters of u on Fear Factor eatin all the gross foods u all giving a thumbs up and a smile.

good, im proud of you. don't stop the worship while i continue to not knock things until i try them.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Lord Raven on December 15, 2015, 23:24
It's kinda privileged if only because while it "shouldn't" happen, it happens because the world is messed up.

Look at some of the police brutality in America over the past year, and decrees against homosexuality, and stuff like Islamophobia.

In all honestly we're just messing around with Breaking Blaziken and he's...  not really helping himself by biting.  I don't think anyone is being a furryphobe in here anyway, aside from Breaking Blaziken adamantly trying to deny it.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 15, 2015, 23:51
So basically it's been agreed upon that i'm either A. A furry or B. A furryphobe, when i've stated that i'm not a furry and I don't have a problem with furries. Good to know.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 16, 2015, 00:33
i bring up duck dicks and all of a sudden the topic is about furries. typical. when will the furry menace stop poisoning our innocent chrildren!!!!!!!!!! what happened to this great nation!!!! we need president trump now more then ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like + share if you agree, ignore if you are communist hitler

edit: forgot the token minions meme

(http://i.imgur.com/RwFuedW.jpg)
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 16, 2015, 01:27
So you can secretly sum up facebook in one meme, and very well at that.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 16, 2015, 01:48
So you can secretly sum up facebook in one meme, and very well at that.

i finally have a secret confession to post: that le epic maymay is not of my hand and id hate to take credit for someone elses work, sorry to disappoint
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on December 16, 2015, 02:53
im the communist hitler
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 16, 2015, 03:00
I refuse to believe in dental care. I think it is a product of Hollywood to make us feel bad about ourselves because they aren't perfectly white and straight just like how they try to make us think that being as thin as a twig is good or men must have perfect abs to be well liked. I just gave up trying to live up to standards that I know I can never achieve without suffering greatly somehow. And if people don't like me because my teeth aren't perfect then that shows how shallow they are and don't care about personality.

I also don't think communism the idea is a bad thing in it of itself but just would never work as such a system cannot have someone who isn't a leader which defeats its own ideals. I also think animal testing isn't such a bad thing for certain products when certain limits are put into place.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 16, 2015, 07:12
I refuse to believe in dental care. I think it is a product of Hollywood to make us feel bad about ourselves because they aren't perfectly white and straight just like how they try to make us think that being as thin as a twig is good or men must have perfect abs to be well liked. I just gave up trying to live up to standards that I know I can never achieve without suffering greatly somehow. And if people don't like me because my teeth aren't perfect then that shows how shallow they are and don't care about personality.

wait hold up am i reading u right are you saying you dont brush/floss your teeth cos of hollywood conspiracies

i dont wanna stinkshame or whatever but
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Lord Raven on December 16, 2015, 09:27
I refuse to believe in dental care. I think it is a product of Hollywood to make us feel bad about ourselves because they aren't perfectly white and straight just like how they try to make us think that being as thin as a twig is good or men must have perfect abs to be well liked. I just gave up trying to live up to standards that I know I can never achieve without suffering greatly somehow. And if people don't like me because my teeth aren't perfect then that shows how shallow they are and don't care about personality.
Define dental care.  If you floss and brush your teeth at least twice a day, sure.  Going to the dentist sometimes is necessary.

But if you honestly believe that it's unimportant to have healthy hygiene in your mouth because of some stupid hollywood crap then you are quite foolish.  You clean your mouth not to make them look clean but to a) not smell like death when you're near someone (and trust me that is offputting and uncomfortable, not shallow, because if you truly bother one of the senses of someone they will avoid you no matter what), b) so your food isn't getting dirtied up and infected when it goes through the portal between your mouth and your stomach, and c) to get the dirt off so your teeth don't rot and you can bite into things more easily.

And the dentist helps you get out cavities and junk like that to facilitate b and c.  It's not a hard concept.  Looking good is the least beneficial aspect of dental care.

You really are a fool.  Stop.  Just stop.  Your views on everything are so skewed and messed up.  Are you going to tell me next that Obama has been holding secret military things in Texas so he can enforce martial law on the US?  What about the Jews being behind 911?
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on December 16, 2015, 10:30
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A. A furry or B. A furryphobe

Secret: I don't know what this means. Should I consult Urban Dictionary?
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: the bread dragon on December 16, 2015, 11:51
you've been on the internet since at least 2003

and you dont know what a furry is
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Milsap on December 16, 2015, 12:40
I come online for people falling over and motorsport crashes.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 16, 2015, 20:35
 Unless it's that conspiracy that fluoride is kills our third eye and that's why we can't do magic or something?

 Are furries the folks that draw those creepy pictures of humanoid animals having intercourse?

 
 

 
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 16, 2015, 23:39
Secret: I don't know what this means. Should I consult Urban Dictionary?

as someone who isn't a furry yet IRL fraternised with mainstream furry people you really are very lucky you dont even know what one is. it really is for the best.

//beth necks the whiskey bottle//

(edited to be less melodramatic cos i should Move On but still ugghghghghghhg not a part of my life i like to remember)



Define dental care.  If you floss and brush your teeth at least twice a day, sure.  Going to the dentist sometimes is necessary.

But if you honestly believe that it's unimportant to have healthy hygiene in your mouth because of some stupid hollywood crap then you are quite foolish.  You clean your mouth not to make them look clean but to a) not smell like death when you're near someone (and trust me that is offputting and uncomfortable, not shallow, because if you truly bother one of the senses of someone they will avoid you no matter what), b) so your food isn't getting dirtied up and infected when it goes through the portal between your mouth and your stomach, and c) to get the dirt off so your teeth don't rot and you can bite into things more easily.

And the dentist helps you get out cavities and junk like that to facilitate b and c.  It's not a hard concept.  Looking good is the least beneficial aspect of dental care.

You really are a fool.  Stop.  Just stop.  Your views on everything are so skewed and messed up.  Are you going to tell me next that Obama has been holding secret military things in Texas so he can enforce martial law on the US?  What about the Jews being behind 911?

i was waiting till he returned to spill all my deets on poor oral health but interestingly recent literature over the last decade is also piecing poor oral health with heart disease, not too clear on the mechanism yet but one theory thats been bangin round is that all the grody crap in the mouth gets thru the gums ----> blood vessels ----> heart. so thats good to know!
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 17, 2015, 00:20
Are furries the folks that draw those creepy pictures of humanoid animals having intercourse?

Some do, but most don't, and hate such pictures.

Also, I think that if you think that you shouldn't go to the dentist because it's a hollywood conspiracy, then you may want to see more than just a dentist. Just saying.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 17, 2015, 01:50
 Are bronies a breed of furry?
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on December 17, 2015, 06:46
have you ever had this displeasure of meeting one of those creeps of course theyre furries all they can talk about is mens rights and how bad they wanna stick it in their pony waifu
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 17, 2015, 12:02
 For once, I agree with you tbh.

 We had one in college and all he would do is bring his guitar to class and abruptly start playing "Chasing Cars" whilst trying to make eye contact with one of the girls. He's the reason why my mate stopped wearing dresses to class as he kept staring at her chest whilst making small talk.

 Maybe it was the skull-print fedora/trilby and ponytail that did it.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 17, 2015, 12:59
drives me mad cos they're all such poseurs, you always go "you like g1-g2 at all?" and they always go on about how its Bad for one reason or another and its like, up yours, old mlp is the best.



its good tho cos these idiots' unyielding determination to be wacky unique bronies out in public p much paints a giant red sign on themselves going "DO NOT SOCIALISE WITH ME OR INTERACT WITH ME IF POSSIBLE, I AM SO GROSS" and most of the time they keep this stuff well hidden and you dont find out until its too late and you're Socially Involved in that way that its difficult to back out 
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on January 04, 2016, 22:28
techncially you don't need to use toothpaste - you only need to brush to stop the plaque build up - but if you dont use tooth paste you still need to use something along those lines to make sure your breath doesn't freaking stink. you could prolly get away with sugar free scented gum, probably, but toothpaste is just the easiest way.

also speaking of bronies, i know one that insulted someone's art and then, in the same comment, tried to get her to have relations above the age of 18 with him.

so cringe. so much cringe. forever.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 05, 2016, 00:07
I'm not fully against animal testing if they are taken care of well and the products being tested are to be used on animals and aren't getting hurt. I'm talking about any pet foods and medications and grooming products like shampoo and conditioner. Stuff like make up and perfumes are just being wasted if tested on animals.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: ashthetic on January 25, 2016, 00:14
warning: unsanitary i guess?
when i was five and in the bathtub with my sister i farted and blamed it on her bc the bubbles floated up behind her
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on January 25, 2016, 00:28
i steal all of the shampoo/conditioner/soap/whatever else to make 'secret potions' in a jug. ive done it since i was 5 and i cant get out of this awful habit. anyways i dont drink them but they leave your hair surprisingly soft
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on January 25, 2016, 00:56
^ i used to do that too! my family and i used to go to a lot of hotels and always always steal all the samples so i would mix the shampoo and conditioner from these little bottles into tiny containers and make odd smelling hair concoctions. i had totally forgotten about all of that.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: kindtocrows on January 25, 2016, 01:14
A friend of mine in elementary school once tried to get me to make a 'potion' like that and bring it to school and drink it, saying it would give me powers of some sort. I didn't, even though back then I would do pretty much anything she told me to. Instead, I asked her what colour it should be, she said green, so I got my aunt to buy some green gatorade, put that in a different bottle and brought that instead. She figured out that I had tricked her, but was actually happy about that for some reason? It was weird...
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 25, 2016, 01:15
I'm still a browns fan

I always overpack when I go on a trip somewhere and never use the extra clothes.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: ninjacob555 on January 25, 2016, 01:53
im afraid of my imaginary friend and have been since I was about 8 years old
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on January 25, 2016, 04:45
speaking of elementary school regrets one time i let some girl take a strand of my hair after she insisted she could clone me. so confession, i might have a clone out there.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 26, 2016, 13:34
I can put all five toes on my foot in my mouth all at once.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: The name master on January 26, 2016, 13:41
I can put all five toes on my foot in my mouth all at once.
Yeah? Well, I can touch my nose with my tongue!
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 26, 2016, 13:54
I can fold myself in half while the bottoms of my feet are held together and place my face onto the floor.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on January 26, 2016, 14:48
I can put all five toes on my foot in my mouth all at once.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Absolutely_e9fe83_5483429.jpg)

i can whistle the usual way (through an o-shape) and through my teeth
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: ashthetic on January 26, 2016, 23:20
i can bend my knees the opposite way im not sure if i should get that checked or....
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on January 26, 2016, 23:23
i used to think i was straight
how wrong was i lmao

i can bend my knees the opposite way im not sure if i should get that checked or....

i can do it too just not very well
its hypermobility i think?
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 27, 2016, 01:00
I actually like Nickelback.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 27, 2016, 01:52
I like drinking the juice that canned clams come in plain.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 27, 2016, 04:19
 I find it really weird when people add a signature to the end of every message that they post on a forum when there's clearly a signature feature.

 It's mostly the forums with older users tbh. One is riddled with mum-memes so I avoid it but the other one's cool but it still happens?

 It's like me ending every post with "-U#100-" it's weird.

 -- U#100 --
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on January 27, 2016, 09:31
i can bend my knees the opposite way im not sure if i should get that checked or....
so long as it doesn't cause yall pain every day you should be fine lmao
i can do it too just not very well
its hypermobility i think?
if any of your joints stretch too far/can bend the wrong way it probably is. if it doesn't cause you pain your fine. i got it bad tho. the pain. it's everywhere. deliver me from this
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 28, 2016, 23:50
I almost punched someone out today in school.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on January 29, 2016, 11:44
it's deadline day and im annoyed
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on January 29, 2016, 13:22
I think competitive Pokemon is very loosely competitive at best.

I kind of miss writing PotW, despite never actually having time to do it and interest being next to non-existent.

I wish I handled some things I've done better.

Secretly, I'm a little bit naive.

I've probably sustained more injuries in my life from playing video games than all of the other injuries combined, both minor and major (I'll thank years of Rock Band for my carpel tunnel syndrome).

I've never smoked, drank, or done any drugs in my life, though it's less about a moral high ground than it is a fear of my addictive personality.

I have compulsions that if I attempted to explain, would make me sound insane.

I've tried hard to be the kind of person I want to be for many years, and failed many times over. I don't expect I'll stop trying, but I felt the need to confess that. I'm extremely fallible.

I love competitive Smash 4 to a frankly unhealthy degree, both as a player and spectator.

A tin can lid almost cut off my entire pinky finger when I was maybe 5 years old. The scar is very visible, but you'd never notice it unless I pointed it out.

I was beaten unconscious and possibly close to death once.

I can't swim and have a deep fear of drowning.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: ashthetic on January 29, 2016, 15:27
i have intense love for cream cheese. i love it. if my mom gets more, it ends up gone ina  day bc i eat it all, not necessarily with anything else, either. just plain cream cheese.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 30, 2016, 02:38
 When first attempting dieting sometime last summer, I basically used Morrison's website to scout for healthy foods and planned my meals from what I could combine for like £3.

 Currently rice hunting lmao.

 

 As a child, I once cried whilst having fried chicken because I felt bad for the chicken.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 30, 2016, 08:41
I don't eat baby animals because I feel guilty about eating them.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sans the skeleton on January 30, 2016, 15:41
i eat baby animals but i have to cook them first because im not risking food poisoning
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 30, 2016, 15:52
I for some reason now like Wobuffet. I don't know why. I also hate infernape, but that's not a secret.

I also hate black tea and can barely stand green tea.

Not to seem like a complete jerk, but I hate people who are weak willed and spineless.

I am a bit of a sadist but I also feel bad afterwards about it (expecting some hate mail there).

Lastly, I lost to an airfighting little mac in a smash 4 tourney (expecting more hate mail).
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on January 30, 2016, 19:14
i think i really have a lite addiction to playing dota 2. i used to play for 20 hours or so a week back home and now im in florence i find myself waiting for a rainy day so i can play a couple games.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 30, 2016, 19:17
Sometimes I eat my nail clipping. Even the ones from my toes....
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on January 30, 2016, 19:52
Sometimes I eat my nail clipping. Even the ones from my toes....


jesus.


i just came here to say that the last time i kissed my ex was when i was 14?? and im still pining?? i once cried over her at school and not even my old school my new school where there is literally nothing to remind me of her.  sometimes her facebook statuses stray so far from my morals and it makes me sick that i still want to have her close to me in spite of it.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 30, 2016, 20:20
I haven't even taken an ACT and I have had like 15-20 colleges saying they're taking an interest in my next two years in high school. So yeah, hopefully going to get monies thrown at me for college if I can keep what i'm doing up.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on January 31, 2016, 10:48
Sometimes I eat my nail clipping. Even the ones from my toes....
wheres that absolutely disgusting image when i need it
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Absolutely_e9fe83_5483429.jpg)
there we go

i write gooey fanfics
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Sizacu on January 31, 2016, 13:53
I love, love, love to cry when I'm watching something. I'll otherwise cry silently.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 31, 2016, 15:39
I used to bite my toenails. This is actually more common for people to do than you would think.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on January 31, 2016, 16:12
ok can we stop playing into this guys weird attention kink by responding to his gross bait bc if i gotta read any more of it ill die
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 31, 2016, 16:20
Sometimes I like to eat bacon grease. Mainly dipping bread into it
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 31, 2016, 20:28
ok can we stop playing into this guys weird attention kink by responding to his gross bait bc if i gotta read any more of it ill die

John, your secret must be that you like making ironic posts.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on January 31, 2016, 21:27
I love to kiss my picture of Natalie Portman to bed every night.

Sometimes I eat my nail clipping. Even the ones from my toes....

Sometimes I like to eat bacon grease. Mainly dipping bread into it

unngghhh dont stop im almost there
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: sylar on February 01, 2016, 00:24
John, your secret must be that you like making ironic posts.

thats no secret my man i love self sabotage
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Kpyna on February 01, 2016, 21:35
i write gooey fanfics

confession: i already knew this because i saw you write it on a post on AskReddit a few months ago. i even replied but idk if you looked at the replies lol

also is the bacon grease thing so gross??? like y'all ever had pan fries or fried your toast with bacon and eggs in the bacon grease? please it cant just be me and cj on this one
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 02, 2016, 06:02
I oddly cannot tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke. They both taste exactly the same to me. Always have and I have no idea why I can't tell them apart.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Inferna on February 02, 2016, 09:13
Depends on how thick the grease is I suppose like if it's all white then nah but if I'm making a fry up then I don't mind frying stuff in the same pan as bacon? I try not to use that much oil when I cook anyways. 
I'm a bit of a neat freak in the kitchen like I have to make things clean and orderly when I'm cooking but when I bake that just goes to pot cause it's for stress killing lmao.

In an ideal world I'd quite like to have my own business making my own cakes (not just birthday ones!) but I feel like there's that many people doing it now anyway so.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: the bread dragon on February 02, 2016, 16:06
Sometimes I like to eat bacon grease. Mainly dipping bread into it
no stop that now i don't approve get out
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on February 02, 2016, 22:14
i lied i can whistle 3 ways

the normal way, through my teeth and the normal way but breathing in. the breathing in whistle is the strongest idk why
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Sizacu on February 04, 2016, 18:59
Hold on, hold on. Breathing in whistling counts as a different type of whistle?
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Clairefable on February 04, 2016, 21:13
Possibly... my mum can't whistle the normal way to save her life but can muster a toneless drone if she does the breathing in whistling.

I could whistle for Scotland. I'm always whistling... and getting told to shut up!
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 05, 2016, 01:57
In an ideal world I'd quite like to have my own business making my own cakes (not just birthday ones!) but I feel like there's that many people doing it now anyway so.

If you want to do that, do it. Just have to make sure that the quality is really good and you also have to have a head for business. Having help to get the word out around town also won't hurt.

i write gooey fanfics

I'm actually writing a fanfic right now. Well, was. I just need to find the motivation to pick up a pencil and write.

As for my secret: I don't date for the two reasons listed:
A. If I wanted drama, I could get it from other sources quite easily.
B. Don't think i'm mentally ready to date.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 06, 2016, 13:10
I am somewhat vindictive. I say somewhat because I may plot ideas about how I'd like to see the people who have offended me will fall into my trap and suffer my wrath as punishment for what they have done but never actually act it out. If I did, I'd have been locked away years ago. It's more of a way to vent a lot of anger for me. I usually have revenge thoughts but I just let karma do its thing because the people who have offended me can always fight back if I attack them, they can't fight karma from striking which is actually the best way to get revenge.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Shaymin on February 06, 2016, 22:47
I am somewhat vindictive. I say somewhat because I may plot ideas about how I'd like to see the people who have offended me will fall into my trap and suffer my wrath as punishment for what they have done but never actually act it out. If I did, I'd have been locked away years ago. It's more of a way to vent a lot of anger for me. I usually have revenge thoughts but I just let karma do its thing because the people who have offended me can always fight back if I attack them, they can't fight karma from striking which is actually the best way to get revenge.
honestly bro i think u need to find some more chill
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Sizacu on February 09, 2016, 18:07
I really like walking on speed bumps... It's like a guilty pleasure.
Title: Re: tell me your secrets [confessions thread]
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 09, 2016, 23:28
My guilty pleasure is popping bubble wrap until there are literally no bubbles left. I often jump on top of it to get them all. I also like paper shredders because I like watch the paper being ripped to shreds.