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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2010, 02:11 »
Your mother is so radioactive, when she steps near an Eevee it evolves into a digimon.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #46 on: September 05, 2010, 09:49 »
Yo momma so bad at cooking when she made poffins she killed all my pokémon.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #47 on: September 05, 2010, 16:59 »
Yo momma is so weird all she does is stand and a table stare into space.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2010, 09:08 »
Yo momma so Stupid, she even thought that Arceus was a poodle with stiff hair- so she took it on...
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2010, 16:32 »
Yo mamas so ugly, she even has to change her profile picture on facebook to jynx
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2010, 17:20 »
Yo momma so fat, she got stuck in Mt. Coronet .
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2010, 22:36 »
Yo momma so dumb she tried to evolve a male Combee into a Vespiquen.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2010, 23:36 »
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to capture Palkia with a Lum berry.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2010, 23:42 »
yo mommas so stupid, she  tried to feed gyarados with cherrim to cure it from poison.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2010, 00:23 »
Yo momma so ugly, if that mole on her face could speak, it would shriek 'D-d-d-diglett!' (get me the hell off of here!!!)
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2010, 00:54 »
Yo momma so ugly that the best pokemon trainer in the whole universe and his pokemon fainted out of her ugliness.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2010, 09:49 »
Your mama is. like smell so stinks that Skuntank faint.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2010, 14:08 »
Yo momma so dumb, she ate the Griseous orb because she thought it would make her grow wings.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2010, 20:44 »
We had to tie a Chingling round your mother's neck so that we could hear her coming from afar... as if her stench didn't give it away as it were.

Quote from: Specstile on September 06, 2010, 23:42
yo mommas so stupid, she  tried to feed gyarados with cherrim to cure it from poison.

that's funny XD
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2010, 22:17 »
Quote from: ShiraBliss on September 06, 2010, 23:36
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to capture Palkia with a Lum berry.
That made me lol'd. XD

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Nugget is a golden-wrapped chocolate.
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