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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #285 on: November 12, 2014, 08:19 »
528 bring a legion of stereotypical gamers (overweight while wearing a headset with a microphone) into the chip section where they proceed to open bags of chips into the air following up with them doing Dorito angels in the isles with two of the group that hold a pop can in each hand throwing the pop cans on the ground in a way they shoot soda upwards as they hold a pose
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« Reply #286 on: November 12, 2014, 22:58 »
529. Start a civil rights movement in the dairy section
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« Reply #287 on: November 13, 2014, 15:28 »
530. singing and i will always love you for 3 and a half hour in a black fridays sale line
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #288 on: November 23, 2014, 16:37 »
531.) Get on top of the shelves and hold a white plush dog. Whenever people pass by, say in a really creepy voice, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!" while petting the dog.
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« Reply #289 on: November 23, 2014, 17:24 »
532 start strutting around while dressed like a vampire hunter
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #290 on: November 26, 2014, 03:04 »
Bring pipe bombs.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #291 on: December 28, 2014, 03:12 »
534. Not Numbering your way to get kicked out of Walmart

535. Scream "Target is better"
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #292 on: December 28, 2014, 19:20 »
536.) Walking wearing a full wedding dress and re-enact Madonna's infamous VMA performance of "Like a Virgin" and roll around all over the store while the skirt rides up and grind your hips against random stuffed animals and hams!
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« Reply #293 on: December 29, 2014, 17:01 »
537. Unleash a swarm of locusts.
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« Reply #294 on: January 03, 2015, 16:21 »
538. Cosplay as cosplay pikachu
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« Reply #295 on: January 08, 2015, 03:25 »
539. Create a Cosplay-pikaception-paradox-explosion-wormhole-apocalypse with a forum post.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #296 on: January 16, 2015, 04:11 »
540 - Bring a friend and dual cosplay as Archie and Maxie.

541 - 540, in character. With robot killer whales and dinosaurs.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #297 on: January 17, 2015, 02:39 »
541.) Go into the store dressed as a bunny and skip merrily while carrying a huge mallet and singing "Little Bunny Foo Foo" as loud as you can. When you get to the bopping the field mice on the head part of the song, whack the closest person near you in their head as hard as you can.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #298 on: February 06, 2015, 03:14 »
542. Explain why you are JAPAN.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #299 on: February 06, 2015, 11:44 »
543. Actually construct additional pylons
544. Blast "Welcome to the Black Parade" and various other My Chemical Romance songs over the loudspeaker
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