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53. No, negative eleven.
Yeah, I am pretty mature.

51, lololulz I am sooo mature
poopu poop farts

Forum Games / Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« on: February 23, 2014, 18:38 »
Granted but it's stuffed with animal brains.
I wish that I had a Jirachi that is alive and has no mental or physical disorders.

Fake Whatever / Some medivial Fakemon
« on: February 23, 2014, 17:54 »
So I was bored and decided to make some Fakemon. Here they are:

I'm not sure what their stats should be yet.

Fake Whatever / Re: Make an Item!
« on: February 23, 2014, 17:16 »
Glittering Charm
Boosts the power of Shiny Pokémon.

Why are you guys so lucky?

Fake Whatever / Re: Make your own move!
« on: February 23, 2014, 02:19 »

Type: Fairy
Power: ---
Accuracy: ---
PP: 10
Category: Status
The user does a rapid pirouette that flings off all of their status conditions onto the target.

Fake Whatever / Re: Make your own ability!
« on: February 23, 2014, 02:13 »
All other Pokémon in the battle will lose speed every turn.
(Geodude, Graveler, Golem, Accelgor)

I sit back into the grass, thinking about what to do next.
Suddenly, a wave of thoughts and emotions crashes over my head. I black out.
I see myself as a 10-year-old Tyrogue. I see my parents. My father is injecting himself with who-knows-what. My mother is hiding behind the sofa.
My father turns to me with wild eyes and slashes me down the cheek. I fall back, crying.
He turns to do it again. His eyes are crazy and unfocused. Before he can rake me down the other cheek, my mother jumps out from behind the sofa and kicks him in the face. He crashes back into a pictureframe. My mother beats him ruthlessly in between the eyes. He winces.
She turns, brushing blood off her hands, when my dad jumps up and kicks her in the head. She falls into a coffee table.
He readies a punch, but she blocks it with a Psychic. It hits my father in the eye, leaving a bloody crater in his face. I shield my eyes.
My mother stands up again and grabs an axe. My father gets a fist ready.
In a flash of combat, both my parents drop to the floor. My mom's corpse is lying on the ground with her neck obviously broken, and my dad is lying in the splintered remains of a rocking chair, a bloody axe through his leg.
I start crying. When I open my eyes again, I'm a Hitmonlee, sitting in an old apartment with my friends.
Kim, the Minun, is eating out of a bowl of microwave popcorn. Max, the Scrafty, is trying to eat popcorn too.
Kim playfully dumps the bowl over his head. Ron the Venusaur laughs, and so do I.
Suddenly, Kim screams and falls onto the floor, revealing a hole in the chair she was sitting in. Out of it pops a D-day Oshawott. It shrieks and bares its teeth. Kim stands up with her eyes glazed and her mouth gaping.
Ron tries a Razor Leaf on them. It slashes Kim's ears off, which she doesn't notice.
Max kicks the Oshawott in the head, but his foot lands in the Oshawott's mouth.
The savage otter tears his foot off and gnaws it. He screams in pain and falls backwards into the bowl of popcorn.
A hideous infection begins creeping up Max's leg. It spreads across his body, changing his face from a picture of horror to a glazed-over zombie. He tries to stand up, the bowl of popcorn still draped over his head. I scream and run, leaving Ron to die. The Oshawott blocks me. I kick it right in the chest, flinging it down the stairs.
I hear a scream behind me. I turn around. Ron is being mauled by Kim and Max, or at least what's left of them
I push past them and break out of a window.

I snap back into consciousness.

2. you know what Scout will say about that XD


72. I'm going to keep doing this until you stop killing me.

Fake Whatever / Re: Make your own ability!
« on: February 22, 2014, 22:08 »
The wielder will lost 1/18 of its health every turn, but when it faints because of Wilt, the foe will faint too.
(Roselia, Roserade, Sunflora)

992. no, it just means that I can nout be nokcned out by a sfingl moev  and I can reitstore my helth

Fake Whatever / Re: Make your own ability!
« on: February 22, 2014, 21:57 »
Grants the user immunity from Dig, Fly, Phantom Force, and other similar moves.
(Zubat, Golbat, Crobat, Woobat, Swoobat, Noibat, Noivern)

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