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PKMN.NET / Re: Name Rater Too Backed Up

« on: March 11, 2018, 00:04 »

Well, I've been secretly in the process of making some hires. They could introduce themselves as early as tomorrow!

Oi! You right there! You're a Senior Staff Member? I quickly checked your history and you submitted this nickname on April 26th, 2007:

Vanguard Ike the Tyranitar
Simply because Tyranitar is my favorite Pokemon and my current name is Vanguard Ike. Also, for your information, my current position is name rather hater

And you think YOU can choose my replacement?! The nerve of this man! Or this manlet resembling a man! He names his favorite Pokemon after himself because his life has gone so horribly that he wishes he were a 2D dinosaur. That, my friends, is who you all trust to interview and pick a new name rater?

Oh you... wait, I remember you now. You were the third or fourth runner-up of the Name Rater contest. I did not want to dedicate my memory to remembering which one you were. Hahahaha! I rejected you and you couldn't wait to replace me! It all makes sense.

Fun fact: I vouched for him, not because I thought he was funny, but I thought he was so unfunny that I would make it seem like he had a chance... so I could crush his dreams.

Time to pick up where I left off.