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Title: Failed Instructions.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on March 07, 2012, 19:11
Right, Here's how it goes. Person 1 answers above post with failed instructions, then asks for instructions on something else. Person 2 does the same. Example:

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How do you make a birthday cake for a nine year old?

Quote
1. Get some flour.
2. Leave it in the bag, and put it in the oven.
3. Take it out, and ask the nine year old into the room.
4. Put his face next to the bag, scream happy birthday and hit the Flour with a hammer.

How do you draw a picture of a donkey?

Rather simple really, here we go!

How can I change a Lightbulb?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Legacy on March 07, 2012, 19:42
1. Remove the old lightbulb.
2. Put in the new lightbulb.
3. Get electrocuted because you forgot to turn the lightswitch off.

How do you feed a rabbit?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: lugia95 on March 07, 2012, 19:54
1: Pull it out the cage.
2: Grab onto the top of it's head.
3: Force it's mouth open my pulling it's jaws apart.
4: Insert food into it's mouth.
5: Put a plaster on the bit marks on your hand.

How do you make a cup of tea?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Legacy on March 07, 2012, 19:59
1. Put tealeaves into a bowl.
2. Put glue into the bowl.
3. Mould the mixture into a small cup-like shape
4. Mould a handle
5. With excess glue, stick the handle to the cup. Use excess tealeaf-glue mixture to cover any gaps.
6. Leave to dry for 24 hours. Voila! One cup of tea.

Note: It is advised NOT to drink from this cup of tea, and instead to use it as an ornament to make your room smell like tea.

How do you use a magnifying glass?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on March 07, 2012, 22:15
Get a drinking glass
2. Smash it on your or an unwilling passerbys head
3. Super glue you finger to the largest peice of the glass
Voila, a magnifying glass

How do I call someone on a mobile phone
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on March 08, 2012, 06:07
1. Turn to face someone close to you
2. Catch their attention by clearing there throat.
3. Proceed and say 'Hi, On my mobile phone'

How do I wash a car?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on March 08, 2012, 09:44
1. Become god
2. Command it to rain cats and dogs
3 . use a cat as a sponge and a dog as a step
Voila. A clean car

How do I punch a peice of pie
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Spriter on March 08, 2012, 16:25
1. Punch a piece of pie.

How do I procrastinate?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on March 09, 2012, 00:13
1. Shoot the president/prime minister/ whatever you have wherever you are
2.Go to jail for a LONG time
3. Repeat steps one and two till you wish to stop

Actually, please do shoot david Cameron and nick clegg... Pleeese

How do I get rich quick?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on March 09, 2012, 06:52
1. Sell your house.
2. Then your car.
3. Then your soul to the devil.
You'll be the richest homeless in town!

How do I put my phone on charge?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Deoxys2 on March 09, 2012, 22:58
1. Put it in a glass of Pepsi for aprox 20 minutes.
2. Take it out.
3. Hang it out to dry on the washing line
You can now enjoy a nice charged phone.

How do you kill someone?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on March 11, 2012, 02:36
1. Teach them to swim
2. take them to a cliff
3. push them into the ocean
4. wonder why it didnt work.

how do you make a sandwhich
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Global Warming on March 11, 2012, 14:42
1. go into a dessert
2. realize its the wrong kind of desert and go to the right one
3. bring water
4. become really really really really really really really really really really really really really really good at making sandcastles
5. make a sandcastle
6. put a layer of sand bread on it
7. make another sandcastle
8. eat
9. sleep
10. cry

How do I get jiggy with it?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 11, 2012, 15:08
1. Take Jiggy
2. Take it
3. Step back slowly as they begin to murder each other

How do liiiive, without yooooou?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Legacy on March 14, 2012, 12:58
1. Be alive with me
2. Remove me from the equation
3. Live without me

simples *squeak*

What have I gotta do to make you love me?~
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Global Warming on March 14, 2012, 18:54
1. ok that is sad because love is very nice but ok sometimes people arent worth ur time my advice is to just close ur eyes and say over and over in ur head ' solitaire u can make love with every people ' over and over again and then just write to people about how much u want to pick them flowers and go skipping with them a good way to make a girl like u is to say ' i want to kiss your face ' ok another thing to do is to just sit back and ask a girl ' what is your name what is your address what kind of under wear do you have on ' and then tell them that their eyes shine like the stars xox

i hope this help xox

How do you beat gary oak?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Kpyna on March 14, 2012, 18:59
that's terrible, should I call child protective services or something? he's only like, 10, why do you want to beat a child?
but to answer your question, maybe a belt would do.


how do you dougie?


Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on March 14, 2012, 19:07
1. Find a person that knows what dougie means
2. Punch them in the face

How do I Post without being ninja'd... Twice?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on April 19, 2012, 20:43
1. Type your post at Ninja speed- Ninjas can't overtake eachother.

How can I install Broadband in my house*?

*House = Skip
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on May 13, 2012, 18:20
1.) Get a Broad
2.) Hire a band to play in your house


How do you kiss someone?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on March 07, 2013, 14:44
A: Buy some breath mints.
B: Eat one.
C: Put your lips on their lips
d: Oh yes we forgot to tell you, make sure they love you first.

How do you catch a Blaziken?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on March 07, 2013, 14:49
1. Buy a Pokeball
2. Find a Blaziken
3. Toss the Pokeball at Blaziken
4. Die a fiery death as he breaks free and murders you

How do you escape from a crazed killer in a forest?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on March 07, 2013, 21:04
1. Don't open the closet.
2. Don't go in the attic.
3. Don't go in the basement.
4. Grab a really big stick for a melee weapon and start running.
5. You see, you see?  Because you skipped step 4, now you're dead.

How does one perform the Macarena?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Legacy on March 07, 2013, 21:10
1. Put your hands out in front of you
2. Pull your hands in again.
3. Put your hands out again. In, out shake it all about...
4. Wiggle your hips. At least then it LOOKS like the macarena...ish...<.<

How do you barrel roll?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on March 07, 2013, 21:14
1.  Backflip
2.  Shake yo booty
3.  Jazz hands.
4.  I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favourite instructions on the Citadel.
5.  Just fall to the ground and roll over.

What do you have to do to get a kitten to eat its food?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on March 07, 2013, 23:48
1 grab its lips
2 pull them open
3 shove the food in there.
4 hold its head shut until you hear a swallow
5 get arrested by peta

How do you get an app?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on March 08, 2013, 14:34
1. Go to anywhere hiring.
2. Take an application.

How do you survive a SAW movie?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on March 09, 2013, 12:37
1. Don't be a jerk.
2. Don't cheat on your partner.
3. Don't be a criminal.
4. Stop crying and do what he says, already.
5. ALWAYS shoot the head of any corpse in the same room as you. Seriously.

How do you eat cereal?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on March 09, 2013, 20:19
1. find a serial killer
2. kill them
3. bon appeteit!!!!
How do you kill Hitmonlee?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 11, 2013, 12:31
1. Send out a froslass
2. Laugh evily because ghost is immune to fighting types
3. Remember that froslass is holding a ring target.

How do you build a table?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on April 20, 2013, 20:18
1. Steal someone else's table.

How do you catch a Latias? She keeps fleein' from me, and she makes me feel bad.
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on April 25, 2013, 14:16
1. Get a box.
2. Get a stick.
3. Get a rope.
4. Tie the rope to the stick.
5. Set it up.
6. Cry when the Latias flies over the box.
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on April 25, 2013, 19:41
1. Write a question

How do you break the 20th rule?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 25, 2013, 21:36
1. You're already doing it.

How do you sing like Michael Jackson?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on April 27, 2013, 03:18
1. Go to michael jacksons grave
2. steal his vocal cords
3. ask a surgeon to put them into you

How do you make a smiley?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 27, 2013, 13:01
1. Make a frowny
2.Nuke it!


How do you win a war?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Silverwing Bloodsplash on April 27, 2013, 19:13
1. Nukes

How do you catch a Mew?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Draghost999 on April 27, 2013, 20:10
1. Grab it.
2. Ball it up in your hand.
3. Pitch it.
4. Strike out the batter.
5. Have the umpire catch it.
6. Realize you should've been the umpire.

How do you make a banana split?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Branman21 on April 27, 2013, 21:06
1: catch a Meowth
2: cath a Riolu
3: say "hello! My name is [insert name here], I have a Meowth and a Riolu!"
4: prepare to sing 'you got a friend in me'
Voila! You are my friend!

How do you pay for a Pizza with no money?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Branman21 on April 27, 2013, 21:12
Ignore the last one, I messed up  >:( >:(

1: take a banana
2: take an axe
3: scare the crap outta the banana by quoting Shawshank

How do you buy a pizza with no money
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 27, 2013, 22:05
1. You can't, pizza don't have money




How do you do the Harlem Shake?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on May 13, 2013, 23:42
1. Marry a couple of wives.
2. Kill them and make a milkshake out of them
3. voila you have a Harem Shake!

How do you dream of worms?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 14, 2013, 00:15
1. Dream of dirt
2. Toss in some worms

Voila!

How do you pass a standardized test?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Draghost999 on May 14, 2013, 02:04
1. Pour a magic droplet on the test.
2. The test will come to life.
3. It'll grow huge.
4. It'll grow a mouth.
5. It'll grow ugly, scary fangs.
6. It'll grow large red bloodshot evil eyes.
7. It'll grow arms and legs.
8. The  test says, "Halt! You shall not pass!" It'll shove a hand in your face.
9. Brush it away.
10. Grab the test.
11. Rip it in half.
12. Throw it on the ground.
13. Business.
14. Walk past the torn test.

Voila! You've "passed" a standardized test!
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 14, 2013, 12:28
How to write a question:

1. Think of a question
2. Attempt to write it
3. Get frustrated and destroy your computer

How do you score a goal?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: glash101 on May 20, 2013, 22:34
1. Catch a geodude
2. Evolve it into Golem
3. Shove pie in it's face
4. while it's wiping the pie off it's face,take his 'em' off
5. Find an A.
6. Shove it between the o and a l.
7. Sum: Golem - em = Gol + A = Goal!

How do you make Magikarp look like an .exe?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 25, 2013, 13:23
1. Ask a noob if they want to trade for a zekrom
2. Trade magikarp to said noob.

how do you play whack a mole?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: glash101 on July 19, 2013, 17:33
1. Steal thors hammer
2. Smash all moles
3. You will be kicked out for smashing a face with a concrete hammer.

How do you dance the tango while the song 'it's peanut butter jelly time' is playing?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 19, 2013, 17:48
1. dance the tango
2. start playing the song
3. dance to the pb j time song not knowing why you are in a banana suit

how do you hunt ducks
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 19, 2013, 19:10
1. find a duck
2. shoot it
3. there you go, you've hunted a duck

How do you cat?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 19, 2013, 19:11
1. skin a cat
2. wear the skins
3. say meow

How do you become a brony?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 19, 2013, 19:41
1. Be a boy
2. watch my little pony
3. become bronyspriter

how do you troll
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: glash101 on July 19, 2013, 20:32
1. Go to a river
2. Find a bridge.
3. live under it.

How do you make a ?ekac etalocaohc
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 19, 2013, 20:35
1: Put Ruolf, Rettub an Ragus in a bowl
2: add Redwop Aococ
3: Put it in the Nevo at 081^oC
4: You have your thing

How do you build a time machine?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: glash101 on July 19, 2013, 20:40
1. Get a timer
2. Get a machine.
3. Get Duck tape
4. Duck tape the timer onto the machine.

You did say timedmachine lol right?

How do you make egabbac?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 19, 2013, 20:43
1. get 2 b's, 2 a's, a g, a c, and an e
2. Squish them together

How to hit a ground rule double
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 20, 2013, 20:26
1. Pour a double shot of whiskey in a glass
2. Place a ruler in the glass
3. Hit ground with the glass

How to save a life?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 20, 2013, 23:41
1. you don't. life saves you.

How do you punch Bronyspriter over the internet?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 20, 2013, 23:44
1. place yourself about a foot away from him
2. Put a wireless modem between you
3. punch over it.

How do you paraglide?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 20, 2013, 23:48
1. Break your spine
2. Obtain wings (drinking red bull is preferable, or you could rip off the wings of a duck)
3. Jump off a building. Or rather, since you're now paralyzed, get thrown off of it. You should paraglide if your wings work correctly.

How do you gangham style?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 20, 2013, 23:50
1. steal a pig
2. Put the pig on your shoulders
3. do Gangnam style

How do you steal the moon?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 21, 2013, 00:33
1. take the moon and walk out the store with it hidden

How do I use a fax machine?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 03:04
1. Don't use b fax machine.

SIMPLES

How do you stay up for 48 hours?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 21, 2013, 11:19
1. Pick it up.
2. Walk across the road.
3. Throw it into the ground, stamp on it's head, and hope for sweet sweet salvation from LORD ARCEUS.

How do you kill Draghost?

(Draghost, don't answer this. You little rebel.)
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 21, 2013, 12:16
1. Pick up a gun
2. locate the barrel
3. point the barrel at Draghost
4. locate the trigger
5. work out how to use the trigger
6. use the trigger
7. use the trigger several more times
8. pull out a bazooka and repeat steps 2 through 7.

How do you jump off the Eiffel Tower without dying?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 21, 2013, 14:04
1. Get a lawn ornament shaped like the Eiffel Tower.
2. Stand on it.
3. Jump

How to write a best selling novel
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 21, 2013, 14:13
1. pick up a pen
2. write the following phrase: 'a best selling novel'

How do you eat a star?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 19:06
1. fly to the sun
2. try to cut a piece off
3. die a fiery death

how to you beat up an infernape?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 21, 2013, 19:08
1. get a torchic
2. evolve it into Blaziken
3. Use high jump kick

1. get a magikarp
2. use splash

How do you do a backflip?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 19:11
1. jump
2. roll up into a ball
3. yell "kamikaze!"
4. Land on your face

how do you go crazy
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 21, 2013, 19:13
1. buy a newtons cradle
2. set it off
3. buy another
4. Set it off
5. Repeat steps 1-4 several thousand times
6. The noise should now make you go crazy

How do use a hammer?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 19:24
1. Grab handle
2. Throw hammer in air above your head
3. Wake up in the hospital later due to concussion from falling hammer

how do you become famous
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 21, 2013, 19:27
1. Pick up a gun
2. shoot someone

How do you become a trapeze artist?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 19:29
1. Very carefully!

how do you not respond to someone's question?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 21, 2013, 19:30

How do you  ^.^
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: NTN on July 21, 2013, 19:30
1. STOP SNIPING ME, GOD! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

How to get the spriters to understand that THEY OWN ME AN ONIX SPRITE! :mad: :nowink:

Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 21, 2013, 19:32
1. Punch them
2. Punch them again, this time harder

How do you snipe someone?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 21, 2013, 19:34
1. Post on the forums before them.
2. While they type their reply again, hire a sniper to shoot them.
How do you get your iPad to not correct dance to Dane?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 19:35
Like that?

1. type at ninja speed
2. get sniped by Draghost

how do you sprite
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 21, 2013, 19:36
1. Put a bottle of soda on your head.
2. Write Sprite on your shirt.
How do you Joeno?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 19:39
1. your banned!!

how do you eat a twinkie
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 21, 2013, 19:55
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 21, 2013, 19:39
1. your banned!!

YOU'RE*

*EXPLODES EVERYWHERE IN A BURST OF FLAMES*

1. Stuff it down your pants! :D

How do you move house without paying money?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 21, 2013, 19:57
1. Desperately hope there's an earthquake.

How do you leap off a roof?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: NTN on July 21, 2013, 19:59
1. Take a drug that makes you think you can fly.

Ouch :-/

How do you not get sniped?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 21, 2013, 20:01
1. Wear a bullet proof vest
2. Hope it doesn't have holes in

How do you build a bridge?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 21, 2013, 21:09
1. Take a 5 lb bag of sugar
2. Mix sugar in cement mixer
3. Construct bridge from sugar
4. Open the bridge on a day it is supposed to rain! (Points if you know the reference!)

How do you pet a porcupine?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 21, 2013, 21:15
1. With great caution, pull out EVERY SINGLE QUILL FROM IT.
2. Pet the corpse left behind, because you probably killed the poor thing doing it.

How do you?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Mr. Apple on July 21, 2013, 21:17
1: you dont.

how do you make pizza?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 22:57
1. take a p an i 2 z's and an a
2. Throw them in an oven
3. Take out of oven and smash over your mom's head

How do you snipe Draghost
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 21, 2013, 23:00
1. throw a burger and fries into his room
2.while he eats, post on the forums before him
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 23:11
No, that's me, If there are no pickles

How do you feed a bunny
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 26, 2013, 22:59
1. genetically fuse a mother rabbit and a sparrow
2. make it eat
3. it will feed the baby by regurgitating
how do you grrom an afro
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 26, 2013, 23:03
1. Grow hair
2. Build it into an afro
3. Shave your hair

How do you win the nobel peace prize?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 26, 2013, 23:34
Blow up London.

How to ask someone out on a date
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 27, 2013, 00:08
1. Walk outside with someone

How do you make lemonade?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 27, 2013, 03:51
1. Take lemons.
2. Proceed to make grape juice
3. Have people wonder how the heck you managed to make lemons into grape juice!

How to make a cake?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 27, 2013, 13:36
1. throw eggs into a bowl with sugar and flour
2. Hit the bowl with a hammer until it breaks
3. get the mixture into a new bowl
4. throw it at your cat

how do you trick chuck norris
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: quack98 on July 27, 2013, 13:43
1) Choose a regular trick
2) Simplify it, we don't want the idiot to be confused
3) Carry out the trick, it will work with ease due to Chucks moronicness (yes, I made that word up...)

How do you make a pancake?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 27, 2013, 13:46
1. get a pan and a cake
2. squish them together

who do you get your cat to leave you alone
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 27, 2013, 15:40
1. Give your cat to the crazy cat lady that lives next door

How to send an email
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 27, 2013, 15:46
1. write an email on a piece of paper
2. Put it in an envelope
3. seal envelope
4. Mail yourself to Russia

How do you Mail yourself to Russia?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on July 30, 2013, 01:21
Get a large box and stuff yourself inside it. Ask a friend to tape it up and carry you to the post office.

How do I make toast?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 30, 2013, 01:47
1. put bread in toaster
2. Set it to highest setting
3. Burn the bread
4. Eat cereal instead

how do you make blaziken even more awesome than he already is?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 30, 2013, 02:44
1. Make Blaziken Chuck Norris

How to feed a baby
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 30, 2013, 02:50
1. Feed it. Duh.

How do you write a better question than him?^
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on July 30, 2013, 12:41
1.  Start a new post.
2.  Think.
3.  Collect ALL THE MARBLES!
4.  ???
5.  Profit.

How does one go about describing the fabric of space and time to an infant?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 30, 2013, 14:21
1. Grab 2 blankets
2. Label one time and one space
3. Say to the infant "This is the fabrics of time and space."

How do you make a jigglypuff beat an empoleon?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: glash101 on August 05, 2013, 05:05
1. Find a jigglypuff.
2. Turn Empoleon into an egg
3. Have jigglypuff use a beater to Beat it.

How do you make a burrito in 1 second?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 05, 2013, 09:19
1. Get burrito
2. Throw in box of fireworks
3. Light.
4. Run like hell.
5. Enjoy what is left.

How do I make KFB?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 05, 2013, 14:26
1. Stop making fun of blaziken
2. Drive to KFC and order a bucket of chicken
3. Eat it and hush up

How do you make bacon?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 05, 2013, 16:47
1. Catch Grumpig
2. Throw in oven.

How do I make lemonade?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 05, 2013, 17:05
(Yum, psychedelic bacon!)

1. Take lemons
2. Throw them away
3. Go to starbuck's and order coffee

How do you get jiggy with it?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Delicious_Scout on September 14, 2014, 16:30
1. Go to a Golf Club.
2. Grab a Gof Club.
3. Destroy all the Grass Fields.
4. Roll over all the ruin and mayhem you caused.
5. Since now you have a green suit, go to the next Local Similar Disco (LSD).
6. Get on LSD.
7. Look for a Mirror Ball. Miror B. is acceptable.
8. Throw some water at it, and start dancing while taunting the object which you threw some water at.
9. NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
10. Ask for profits.


How do I love?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Spriter on September 14, 2014, 16:33
1. NOBODY TO LOOOOOVE.

How do I find the end of the rainbow?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Wolstenholme on September 14, 2014, 16:43
1. Go to Ireland.
2. Find Leprechauns.
3. Dress as Leprechaun.
4. Wait for Leprechauns to accept you as one of them.
5. Wait for rainbow.
6. Follow Leprechauns to end of rainbow, shout frequently about how happy you'll be when you find your Pot O' Gold.
7. Once at end of rainbow, show Leprechauns you are not a Leprechaun.
8. Slay Leprechauns and eat various body parts: liver, kidneys, hearts will do.
9. Take Pot O' Gold for yourself - dance around it in style similar to that of Leprechaun but with +maniacal laughter, -sanity.

How do I become a member of the #denchgang?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: the bread dragon on September 14, 2014, 17:07
1. you can't
2. theyll never let you be one of them
3. just give up.


how do I find all these singles living in my area I cant find them
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Spriter on September 14, 2014, 17:49
1. Open up the app store.
2. Use a dating site.
3. Find that dating site is inaccurate.
4. Go to a bar in some far-off state instead.

Instructions to find a new pen-pal?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on September 14, 2014, 21:23
1. Travel to a different country
2. Live in said country for a long time and learn the language.
3. Forget the language you know now.
4. Get arrested and thrown in jail.
5. Write to one of your current and then former friends and ask for money.

How do I tape a completely pointless and stupid music video for YouTube?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 25, 2014, 00:36
1.) Tape Justin Bieber concert.
2.) Post it on Viemo.

How to kill a mockingbird?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on September 25, 2014, 23:10
1. Make an awesome looking bow, complete with arrows
2. Learn to shoot it.
3. Attempt to shoot one but hit a hawk instead. :/

How do you do?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Delicious_Scout on September 25, 2014, 23:17
1. Attempt.
2. Make.
3. Shrek.
4. Actually do.

How do you build a Pajero?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on September 25, 2014, 23:24
1. Find out what a Pajero is.
2. Build one
3. Fail.

How do you make a profit?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 26, 2014, 03:31
1.) Buy 100000 lbs of fresh tuna.
2.) Let said tuna sit in sun for four months straight.
3.) Sell the tuna
4.) Declare bankruptcy.

How to tie a shoe?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on September 27, 2014, 19:59
1. Buy shoelaces
2. Lace your shoes up
3. Attempt to tie them
4. Find out that your shoelaces are actually thin, venomous snakes
5. Get bitten
6. Finish tying them right before the poison makes you slip into a coma

How do you pass a geometry course?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Delicious_Scout on September 27, 2014, 20:42
1. Become square(d)
2. Every time your crush does not talk to you, say "Balls!".
3. Breed (with) Porygons.
4. Become AZN.
5. Understand it is not possible to pass Geometry Course.

How to how to?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on September 27, 2014, 20:59
1. Attempt
2. Make
3. Shrek
4. Get Shrek'd
5. Pick yourself up off the ground
6. Actually how to.

How do you almost rerun someone else's response?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on September 27, 2014, 21:23
1. open laptop
2. read response
3. find person in question
4. run around person's house
5. run around person's house backwards
6. repeat


how do you open a tab?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 27, 2014, 22:56
!.) Get a flamethrower
2.) Light flamethrower
3.) Put flame on tab
4.) Light tab on fire
5.) Put out fire with gasoline
6.) Explain to firefighters how your house blew up

How to make Sheldon Cooper cry?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Delicious_Scout on September 27, 2014, 23:11
1. Assume Penny's control
2. Actually find a flaw on Star Wars IV
3. State women are, at least, as important as men, and do demonstrate it.
4. Whenever he tries to ignore you, tell him how much his granny enjoyed having offsprings.
5. Leave while not leaving Leonard behind, thus successfully living with him.

How do you drink/consume Royco Cup-a-Soup?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on September 27, 2014, 23:21
1. act your age
2. put soup in microwave
3. touch partner
4. spill soup


how do you riverdance
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 28, 2014, 00:24
1.) Go to a river
2.) Start dancing in river
3.) Be knocked over by fast moving current and drown

How to make Raj's dog Cinnamon do tricks
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Milsap on September 30, 2014, 12:47
1. Don't bother. That thing is beyond help
2. Get a cat- They're more self-sufficient.

How do you find the real identity of The Stig?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: Delicious_Scout on September 30, 2014, 15:36
1. Fire Jeremy Clarkson.
2. Become the Black Stig.
3. Use your bacl power to merger with White Stig.
4. Go around the show naked. They will eventually find out your identity.

How do you give some stuff away?
Title: Re: Failed Instructions.
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 01, 2014, 01:18
1. Get some stuff
2. Throw it at random people
3. Get thrown in jail on assault charges

How do you become Phoenix Wright?