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Title: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: The name master on August 27, 2017, 19:11
Have you ever noticed any jokes that would make an adult laugh/a joke only adults will get in Disney films?

In Toy Story

Spoiler: show
One of Sid's toys is a literal hooker!
(http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jokes-in-kids-movies-emgn-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: Petzbreeder on September 09, 2017, 00:08
Also in Toy Story, Sid opens the package with the rocket in it and says "What am I gonna blow" which sounds a bit dirty if you think about it!

He could have said "what am I gonna blow up" but nope. He definitely said blow.

The rocket (The Big One!) might be a condom or penis reference.
Title: Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: The name master on September 09, 2017, 08:40
I actually did a video on that! Of course, I can't link to it. Probably against site rules.

But "It came! It finally came!" can be easily edited to mean something else!
Title: Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: Petzbreeder on September 09, 2017, 11:36
Shrek:
Shrek says in one scene that Lord Farquaad (who has a rather questionable name as it is!) is "compensating for something".

Shrek also says that he has to "save his ass", when referring to Donkey.

The Lion King:
Pumbaa: And I got downhearted, every time that I...
Timon: Hey Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!

Aladdin:
0:47 (https://tune.pk/video/3698132/aladdin-part-17-sultan-rides-on-carpet) The expression on Abu's face in this scene. Also, the sultan appears to be having a "good time". Look at his expression after he comes out from underneath!

High School Musical:
The song Humuhumunukunukuapua'a has a few dirty lines. For example:
"I'll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill." It sounds to me like Sharpay wants to grasp and stroke "something else".

"Then the wind went whoosh and thunder cracked." A fairly good description of a fart if I ever heard one!
Title: Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: The name master on September 09, 2017, 11:49
Shrek:

"Please keep off the grass! Shine your shoes, wipe your.... face!"

Mr Potato Head "kissing" his ass...

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c0/b4/a7/c0b4a7cbd2b7d94842e9fff5800152e3--potato-heads-a-kiss.jpg)

The Lion King:
Pumbaa: And I got downhearted, every time that I...
Timon: Hey Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!
I still don't get this one....  :???
Title: Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: Petzbreeder on September 09, 2017, 11:51
He got downhearted every time he "farted".
Title: Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: The name master on September 09, 2017, 11:56
He got downhearted every time he "farted".
Oh! Not as bad as I thought! XD

Toy Story:

What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

Buzz: I think the word you're looking for is "space ranger"
Woody: The word I'm looking for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present"
Title: Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: Petzbreeder on September 16, 2017, 17:18
Multicoloured versions of Cinderella floating around in bubbles? Yup, looks like some kind of LSD trip (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F5qgEBHAVM) to me!

Another one from The Lion King:
Zazu: Well, I've never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair.
Sounds as though he's talking about puberty!
Title: Re: Dirty Jokes In Disney Films
Post by: The name master on September 16, 2017, 17:27
Toy Story 2:

Buzz's wings fly out on their own! Buzz got a

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