You know you play too much Pokémon if you wake up and see...Now that one was good. Er... let's see... You know you play Pokemon too much when you steal berries from innocent raccoons. Or when you run into people and expect them not to notice. Or when all you do at home is sleep and look at mail.
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©1995-2005 Nintendo
©1995-2005 Creatures, Inc.
©1995-2005 GAME FREAK inc.
you know when youve played to much pokemon whenYou copied that off me.
you go to a shop expecting to find pokeballs and ytou come out with lots of tennis balls instead then you start throwing them at mice thinking there wild rattata
...Or when you attempt to shove your family pet into a telephone wire.
THAT is good. Especially seeing as the RPSCA don't mind.
...when you start calling aspirin 'HP UP'.
Now thats a good one ;D
You see a kid watching Digimon and shake your head disapprovingly.
When you start to hear The pokemon Battle music when your about to get into a fight... ;DI hear that anyways<must stop purposely getting into battles just to hear that music>
Even though i made the thread i get to keep adding more as much i want to :P (yes i sounded like a 6 year old)Holy crap....when did I create this thread? o.O I sound like a complete noob. ;____;
When You go to the supermarket expecting to buy super potions...
Holy crap....when did I create this thread? o.O I sound like a complete noob. ;____;You created it the day after my birthday. :P
You created it the day after my birthday. :PWow, and to think it took me a complete year to figure out I was a noob. xP
And the reason I used to hate you was that you WERE a complete n00b. XD
You created it the day after my birthday. :PI stand corrected; you made that POST the day after my birthday. You made the topic ON my birthday. ^^0
You know youve played to much pokemon When you go hunting for one of a kind rare birds on mountins, in power plants, in caves, in dangerous burned towers and islands. Then when you find then you chuck your german sheperd at them shouting "mightyena use rock smash" then you start lobbing balls at the bird until it falls to the floor. "Yeah I caught Ho-Oh!" you shriek. only to have a member of the RSPCA grab you by the shoulder and start bawling at you for killing a one of a kind bird. Youre so surprised and upset you call up your mom and before you can say anything she says, "Hi honey, youre in -insert random country here- I havn't been there. So far you have -insert ridiculous amount of money here- sorry I bought you this really cute doll I hope you like it. Do you want me to keep saving money for you? I'm rooting for you baby." (sorry if any of this is inaccurate I aint played G/S/C in years) so before you can say a word she's hung up. Leaving you to face the RSPCA on your own, what do you do? You feed your german sheperd a strange potion given to you as a free sample by a dodgy sales rep on route 1, and yell "Mighytyena bite" so the dog attacks the man and you shriek "team Rocket shall never win!!!" Then rob the man of exactly half of his money and leave by ship using a passport given to you by a proffesor studying an imaginary subject. And arrive home to find 2 hobo's walkingOh my god! That was so god damn hillarious I think I almost fell over laughing!the streetsaround and to find two houses in town. You go inside your house to find your mother reapeting herself your father nowhere in sight and able to store your bed in your PC. ??? :laugh:
Player defeated Wanderer Miror B.!Then you stand on a platform and spend the rest of the day looking for the Miror Radar you know the Afro guy's friend dropped when he ran to get the police,and the authorities come and arrest you.
When you dive into the water expecting to actually breathe...
When the only thing on TV is a movie about some boys playing on train tracks, and only your mom/dad would like it.
When you beat up a poacher for being a member of Team Rocket.
When you accuse NASA of 'BLASTING OFF AGAIN!'How high did you say your IQ was?
How high did you say your IQ was?Shaddup >_>. It's 12:00 AM.
When you jumped up and down when you saw Fr/LG in Target. (yes, I did this... in public :-\)Don't be embarassed- you should be proud of yourself.
When you try to save the game before you have a big fight with a school bully.
When you start playing it even though the gameboy is off (happened today :()I do that all the time.
When you start walking tile by tile.I sorta do that anywayz lol
You know when you've played too mutch Pokemon when you watch Rocket Power and yell, "Ohh No! They joined Team Rocket!''( Bet I'm The ONLY ONE who gets it)
when your in the natural history museum and you ask about ammonites but say omanyte.has honestly happened.lol
When you start calling chameloens charmeleons- The reason why I put this, is because I ACTUALLY did this last year. I was trying to refer to a chameleon to a caravan site friend and 'Charmeloen' kept coming out. I need to stop playing the games as often!
When you don't cut your plants because you think they're Oddish
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you think you are insomniatic.
You know you've played too much pokemon when... your at the park with your dog (named poochyena)
and you see a cat... thinking its a skitty you attack it and say "poochyena use bite!" :P
When you immediately ask, "Where is Greta?" when you enter a Karate House.
When you scale Mt. Everset, and when you reach the top, you say "aww... where's the Legendary?"
When you take such things, you feel compelled to say 'Doo doo doo doo DOO!'.
That's more a "You Know You've Played Too Much Zelda When..." Kinda thing. Not a Pokémon reference at all.
When you see Pidgyotto appear in you vision fo ran instant, and then dissapear.0_0 How long have you been playing it then?
(This happened to me :-\)
no, thats just discouraged people from posting here.
When you start calling animals by pokemon names and not actually relize your doing itI used to do that o.o
It has something to do with the Pokémon anime... Meowth's Boss Fantasy running gag, to be precise.
When you believe your father is a lion and that you can summon him by spelling out his name in blocks.
When your GameBoy runs out of Power.
Your Vocabulary is reduced to adjectives, nouns, and verbs you have used thus far when giving interviews.
you know you played too much pokemon when sombody challenges to fight you and you say no i have no balls at the momentWhen you try hack your computer from an internet cafe
and then you run off to try get the poke balls out of the computer and cant understand why it wont give you them
When you throw rocks at wild birds saying 'Pokeball go! Yay! I caught Chatot!'I did that a few years ago, throwing Pokeballs at Pigeons (Pidgeys?). I stopped when my Mom aw me hit one and got mad.
When a seagull divebombs you and you shout "Hey you stupid WINGULL! Why'd you use Sky Attack on me!"
You know you've played too much pokemon when...
When you think every Friday if you go to a Power Plant you could see a purple ghost balloon.Isn't it the windworks where you see Drifloon?
when a rabid, painted purple, monkey is around your house :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
When you use the examples of frogs and butterflies to defend "evolution," without making a clear distinction between auto evolution and metamorphosis.
You get the vocab word 'synthesis' and you say think it means 'to heal ones self using sunlight.'Didn't Swampy tell you it was wrong? Sableye would not be happy. Good job he's on holiday...
...yeah, I actually did that.
When you start walking tile by tile.
When you walk down your street, listening to how the birds sound and which pokemon they would bespeaking of my own post,
When you walk around in your back yard and see a squirrel, you act like its a pachirisu that always flees from you.
When you beat yourself over the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick trying to decide what sort of team you want, and wether you're going to 'retire' your starter to do it.
(Kudos to anyone who gets the joke...)
When you wear the same clothes every day.
When you beat yourself over the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick trying to decide what sort of team you want, and wether you're going to 'retire' your starter to do it.
(Kudos to anyone who gets the joke...)
You know you play too much Pokemon if you wake up and see...This was pure lol. But that was froom 2005, lol Emerald.
©2005 Pokemon.
©1995-2005 Nintendo
©1995-2005 Creatures, Inc.
©1995-2005 GAME FREAK inc.
This was pure lol. But that was froom 2005, lol Emerald.
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When you decide to bike at top speed into a lake, thinking some invisible forcefield will stop you from falling in.
When scientists discover a new species and you complain the dinosaurs were much more original.
When you feed your dog poisonous berries to make it feel better.
When you don't eat meat, because you think it's pokemon meat.
When you think that nothing happens until you do something.
where the natural events of the world seem to rely entirely on whether or not you beat the gym leader and can continue the story.
When you think that nothing happens until you do something.
More specifically, you think that the world's doom can wait until you're finished going to the restroom.
When a large ship can be built in just a few hours.
What is that from.
Dear lord... they're getting less funny... although I quite liked the computer one ^_^.
You've definitely played way too much Pokemon if you've convinced yourself that trend-setting is a 100% accurate way to change the migratory route of rare fish, so that you can focus them in on your current location, catch them, force them to eat a meal of crushed berries so that they will change physical structure, and take your new genetically-altered seabeast to help you knock the stuffing out of some poor lighthousekeeper's pets.
i was following until you mentioned the lighthouse keeper.. who is this?
When you turn on a light and proudly announce "[YOUR NAME] used FLASH!"
LOL! that one is funny i just tried it and my mum saw and she was a bit puzzeled.... :tongue2:
When you go to sleep on a Thursday night, and when you wake up, there's a rare Pokemon in front of your face.Win
LOL Drifloon
when you can run into walls, people, trees, mountains, etc. without getting hurt.
When you constantly act weirdly.
When the guards finally sedate you and take away your Pichu doll, leaving you alone for a while to study how you react.
or when you start calling milk "moo moo milk"
when you call all asians BrockThat seemed racist.
...When you think Ambipom's stats make up for how generally awful it is.
When... you join a forum so you can be surrounded by other pokemon-obsessed maniacs? 8D
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When diagonal is impossible.
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you think you can send your items and pets into your computer ):
When every fat guy you see is either a hiker or a Pokemon obsessed lovely person who still lives in his mom's basement (:
When you hear a "Clink" sound whenever someone comes to the end of a sentence during an important event in your life.
Haha, that was genius. Gotta start listening out for that.
Obviously when dead beings protect freaky animals.
When people stop growing at the age of 10.I'd love that to happen ;P
When people expect to see you with a ginat mudfish all the time~But - you are with a giant mudfish all the time... In fact you sleep just 3 steps away from it...
When an animal can never go extinct, no matter how many of them you kill.Pokemon die in the game? Whenever I get a wild pokemon to run out of health it always tells me, "Wild Pokemon Fainted!"
When you name your pets after pkmn and pretend to make them do attacks
When the world revolves around you
When you are able to travel around the country and shrug it off like it's your morning jog.
When you can pretty much walk to any place in the country in less than 5 minutes.
I said that.
When you get mad in a topic that's about being obessed with Pokemon.
You're one to talk... << >>
When you are playing pokemon outside with your friends, and you take it too far and set a bird on fire and say "Look, It's Moltres!"^ Surely that should be in a different topic.
When you sing various pokemon tunes whilst walking aroundlol. I've done that. Ecruteak City in the morining!
When you try to sit on a fish tell it to dive, and expect to be able to breathe underwater.
When you think that if you rest, your pets will feel better.
When you go into a cave, move boulders around, go out the cave, re-enter the cave and expect the boulders to have magically movedback into there first positions.
Everybody stop making fun of me! Dx
When the old guy who's standing in front of you, cant tell if youre a girl or a boy.Pokemon stunts growth hormones now? jeez.
You play Platinum. Haha...wow, that was funny
when you start hearing the video game music while you're doing something completely unrelated to the game
OMG! That happened to me once!
When you can still think of original things to post in this topic.
When you're not worried when an old lady who is living alone with one bed keeps asking you to stay. I swear I will get you arrested damn D/P/Pt Lady you mark my words!
When you're not worried when an old lady who is living alone with one bed keeps asking you to stay. I swear I will get you arrested damn D/P/Pt Lady you mark my words!
when you run away from home, go to your local scince intstiute, ask for an eloctronic encyclopedia of the all the animals in the world as well as a dog to protect you as you go on an adventure to capture every single animal species in beachballs
when you think it's impossible to play too much pokemon
You only just got SS or HG and you already want the new Black and White versions to be released in Japan later this year D|
When you turn the game off and you can still hear the music faintly.
This happens to me a lot.
When your Pokemon begin to have a better sex life than you whilst staying in the Daycare.lol Good one.
When you turn the game off and you can still hear the music faintly.OMG this happened to me with the day care town in platinum! I sometimes hear that crap song and im like is my ds on? Im like im going wierd XD
This happens to me a lot.
When you are reading Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief and come to the part where Zeus and Poseidon are fighting and think "Shouldn't Zeus beat Poseidon because Water is weak to Electric?".
Lol...I actually thought this.
I just finished reading that and i thought that too. It's simple logic to the water Vs. electric thing. Water is the best thing to condust electricity.yes, but if you dunked an electric thing in water, surely it would short circuit and blow up or something? and all the water would still be there...
your mum finds out you kept a pack of 'tinymushrooms'
O_O
You throw your hamster at a cat and tell it to use thunderbolt.
When your hanging out with your girlfriend at the park and then u bring out your DS nd play Pokemon :tongue2:
^Silly, Maleficent is dragon typed.
Isn't it obvious? When your overall game time is over 100 hours? duh! :Dallso, if were doing the obvious, when everybody you know says "you play too much pokemon"
When your xbox gets dusty.(Checks Xbox.Cleans xbox up.Put's 1,000,974 tonnes of dust into land fill.)
^ but what if you need the +80 HP?When you notice in these pictures that bag and pokemon has switched and Item is now Bag.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MG9Ndx_IY70/THn9G6xJWfI/AAAAAAAAAFA/Negk_VvaKWc/s1600/Pok%C3%A9mon_Red_and_FireRed.png)
You've played too much Pokemon when you look at the above image and realize how far it's all come.
when you think your bike only has one speed.Yes,but maybe Two.
You know you've played too much Pokemon when in the song Royals, when Lorde sings "You can call me queen bee.", you think she's talking about a vespiquen.
I want a Hippopotas for ChristmasIf I'm honest, I thought of Beyonce instead. Right?
You know you've played too much when you start substituting lyrics in songs for Pokemon.