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Forum Games / Re: Tell a bad joke
« on: October 31, 2015, 17:13 »
White people


I'm surprised nobody said this yet tbh

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems
« on: October 31, 2015, 17:07 »
Got stuck in a situation where I had to wear my binder longer than intended and it REALLY destroyed my ribs. Haven't worn it any longer than three hours maximum this week and it's really screwing with my dysphoria like DAMN.

Also it really annoys me that Australia doesn't really do the whole Halloween thing like the US does. I feel we're missing out on so much :c

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My sleep pattern is so bad I went to bed at 6am and woke up at 8:30 on a college day. Then caught a 45 minute bus into town at 12, started class at 1pm and got home at 4:30. Stayed up until 5am again last night. And now it's 11:30am and I woke up staring at this thread.

After doing this four days in a row I think it's a sign.


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Forum Games / Re: Tell a bad joke
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:49 »
What do you get when you push a drum set over a cliff?


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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:40 »
had a massive whining/yelling match with my mother and my way of dealing was to buy vodka. instead of actually going and fixing the situation like a normal person. yep.

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^I'm in a constant battle between fashionable $150 shirts and comfortable $12 sweatpants :|

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TV and Movies / Re: Shrek
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:32 »
hey guys whats going on in this threa--


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TV and Movies / Re: Shrek
« on: October 11, 2015, 11:52 »
inb4 someone posts an obscure meme with many layers of meaning

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[...] i actively creep on my old best friend [...] it's hilarious to watch her life spiral downwards
I'm guilty of doing this as well.

Except I think they're actually bouncing back really well now? It's more like I see them around the internet and just kind of go "oh hey, that person who used to be really broken has finally come back fighting." And it's like... I'd want to befriend them again but our (my) past keeps me from doing so, because I'm a judgemental person and can't shake off old stuff easily? Makes me feel like a jerk but ehhhh.

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sssshhhh its okay i'm furry trash too i just don't support dragoneer or his terrible fanclub of site staff

another one: i still listen to linkin park

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Forum Games / Re: Tell a bad joke
« on: October 09, 2015, 15:08 »
It seems there was this elephant who decided to get a part time job at a bakery* to save up to buy a toilet. When he showed up to the interview the manager asked the elephant what qualifications he had to work a part time job. As the elephant passionately laid out his extensive retail and patisserie experience, the manager interrupted the him curtly exclaiming, "Wait— if you buy a toilet, and flush your business-- what will the poor dung beetles eat?" Just then the elephant straightened his tie and tossed this beauty of a zinger orally into the ether: "They shall eat your finest croissants," the elephant intoned, "And doubtless that they shan't taste the diff."

*you should know that this particular bakery is known for the unusual poor quality of its croissants

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I'm a recovering shoplifter who has gotten away with the theft of 2 cans of coke, a bag of chips, 2 packets of AAA batteries, at least 25 small chocolate bars and an uncountable amount of chewing gum, breath mints and throat lozenges. These habits fortunately started dying down from the age of 17.

About this time last year I dissociated so hard I ended up walking over the hill into town (about 5km) at 3am carrying nothing but a phone and a pair of scissors.

My long term memory of 2008 and prior is pretty much photographic, but from 2009 to 2014 I have a huge chunk of amnesia and barely remember high school.
 
I say I don't like homestuck (I still don't read it), but I am a complete and utter sucker for Karkat.

There was a (very short) point in my life where I actually didn't mind PewDiePie or his god awful annoying voice.

I hate furaffinity and (secretly) automatically judge any furry who regularly posts there.

Or uses Bad Dragon. That company can rot in hell for all I care.

I actually do have an attraction to men, it just took me a ridiculously long time to push my gender identity issues out of the way first.

This now means I am aroused at the thought of myself as a man (I mean I am a guy, but only mentally). Like. Wear a binder and swoon in the mirror levels of attraction to man-self.

I won't drop names but ever since I first left the site about 6 years ago, I held deep, petty grudges against certain members which then turned into a crippling paranoia/anxiety/self-berating-guilt about ever running into them again - be it on this site, another site or for whatever reason, IRL. This is why it's taken me so long to come back and to be totally honest I'm still incredibly guarded.

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems
« on: September 30, 2015, 13:43 »
Ugh... Brown bread...

Someone finally understands my pain...

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:32 »
I threw my back out moving boxes a couple of days ago and I've been bedridden all term break.
Real estate open day here on Friday and I gotta move more boxes to clean the place up/prepare for moving.
The cat dislocated his hip or something yesterday because he seems to be limping.
My all time favourite Ska band, Reel Big Fish, is touring Australia THIS WEEK at a venue really close to me, but my classes go back on the exact same day AND it's my boyfriend's birthday.
And I'm pretty sure I have no choice but to fail this diploma.
Bah.

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Say Hello! / Re: Let's try this again
« on: September 28, 2015, 07:37 »
I like to think I grew up a lot more since those years. I mean I was a pretty dumb 12 year old lmao.
College has been chewing away at me I guess and that's about it really.

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