Topic: Looking for a male and female voice

[The name master]

I need one male voice and one female voice to say a few things.

Male (mudkip)

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You want to play football?! (laugh)

I accept! I'll go find a referee!

Well, I found a referee!

Yep! That's my girlfriend!

Female (Nidorina)

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I'm bored! Nothing to do!

Great idea! Let's go get the boys!

NO!

Hey! Wait a minute! We're outnumbered! This is not fair!

Tough!

Hey! What are you playing?! AMERICAN football?!

Ok! But don't kick it too hard!

I was not! You pushed me!

GOAL!

I'm sorry, but this game is over! Dumb ass footballers one, kickass footballers a big, ball shaped zero!

Wait a minute! You've got hands! Actually, you've got wings! Two very big wings! Why are you getting us to do it?

And that's a woman's job?

Can I just ask, what gender is the Queen?

And are you suggesting that the Queen does the housework?

Then get busy!

Me too!

All voices will be credited!

You can either post your recordings here or send through PM.