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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #135 on: December 10, 2011, 05:18 »
210: Shove confetti up their- I mean, tipi the manager while riding in a cart.
211: Race with your friends in shopping carts.
212: Act as if your shopping cart is your churro van and say, "Hey children? Wanna churro?"! XD
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #136 on: December 18, 2011, 00:35 »
213: Drive the ice cream truck into the building!
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #137 on: December 18, 2011, 12:18 »
214: Grab a flamethrower and gas mask, then set everything and everyone on fire. The employees will probably be too injured to force you out, but now you're on the run from the law. XD
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #138 on: December 18, 2011, 19:57 »
214: Sing badly
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214: Reinact a part of Phantom of the Opera, badly
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #139 on: December 19, 2011, 17:42 »
215. Give everybody a taste-test of Chef Kawasaki's 'perfected' curry.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #140 on: December 19, 2011, 18:00 »
216: Bring your dog into the garden section and tell them that he had to have the best restroom available.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #141 on: December 20, 2011, 01:21 »
217: Recreate Herbie Hancock's classic 80's music video "Rockit" using items in the store and have them keep knocking shelves over!
218: Dress up as a Hammer Head Brother and throw boomerangs and hammers at everyone in the store!
219: Go up to random overweight people and say "When's the baby due?" Do this to both MEN and women!
220: Try to sell the store on eBay!
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #142 on: December 26, 2011, 21:03 »
221: Ride around on a Big Trik while singing Lollipop Luxury on a mega-phone.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #143 on: December 28, 2011, 20:51 »
222: Put someone in a headlock and laugh.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #144 on: January 09, 2012, 00:23 »
223: Keep bothering the employees with "Where is the <insert item here>?" questions.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #145 on: January 09, 2012, 11:04 »
224: Same as above but keep asking where things Walmart DOESN'T sell ever is!
225: See how many people you can get to recreate the Thriller dance sequence in the store!
226: Dress up as a baby, grab a frying pan and smack random men that come by while saying, "NOT the Mama!" (Bonus points if you know the reference!)
227: Kidnap shoppers and put them in Jigsaw styled traps that DON'T involve their deaths but really twisted ways to escape!
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #146 on: January 09, 2012, 12:44 »
228. Just lean on one of those supporting pillars for hours on end, (works best) with your 3DS or something.
229. Same as 228., but lean on the side that would block an entire aisle, or something.
230. Throw a disco party in a store and drink the shop's own liquor and stuff. Not that I drink yet, or throw wild parties, but...
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #147 on: February 03, 2012, 14:18 »
231. Take a poop in a cerial box
232. Unscrew all the shelves
233. Ask a staff member if they sell a hammer that can kill your partner
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #148 on: February 03, 2012, 20:39 »
234. Raid the ice cream section.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #149 on: February 06, 2012, 22:02 »
235: Use a jackhammer in the store!
236: practice your bullet Seed attack with sunflower seeds and attack random people in the store.
237: superglue the doors shut!
238: Start a bonfire in the outdoors aisle!
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