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Messages - Shaun Ogg

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When it costs $50 to go to a museum.

When ten year olds have about $900,000 from battling other kids.

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When people keep having kids just so they get one with the right personaility.

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Actually it's a leek.

When animals faint, they just slide into the ground.

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When a massive thunderstorm can't harm a little mole just because it's waist deep in the ground.

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When specks of snow kill in one, every time.

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When 28 foot long rock Snakes (Onix) float upright on top of the water during a fight. (If you notice, during water battle scenes, all pokemon appear to be floating)

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When everyone in the world wears the same clothes all the time, even the women. ;)

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When you can get a bike out in about half a second, and all dogs/cats/mice look exactly the same.

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When the only options you have in conversation are "yes" and "no". But, in most cases, if you say no you will be confronted by a mysterious voice saying "Are you sure?"

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When voices tell you that bookcases are "crammed full of pokemon books". Unless they have a goss magazine, in which cae you automatically read it, to find that it only contains two sentances.

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When four foot rats push boulders around and the sea moves in the same way all the time...

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When giant pokemon block roads and no one cares.

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When ten year olds can become masters who are respected throughout the world...

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When creatures never leave patches of grass and all the nurses say the same thing in every town.

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When there are uncrossable boundaries at the edge of the sea, and there is no way to force past someone, you automatically stay back if they tell you to.

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