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Misc => Role Play => Forum Games => Topic started by: CrimsonalCore on August 31, 2010, 09:16
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Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon (Even Pokemon characters, place, etc. too. :3) joke with mother, though. :3
I'll start...
Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.
GO!!
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yo momma so ugly, she makes a Venusaur in drag look like Kanto's Next Top Model.
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Yo Momma's so fat, she makes snorlax look Anorectic.
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yo momma so ugly, she makes a Venusaur in drag look like Kanto's Next Top Model.
LOL. XD
Yo momma so ugly, Ditto can't transform into yo momma.
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Yo momma so ugly, even Feebas has to divert its eyes.
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Yo mama is Jynx. End of.
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^Racist
You momma so fat, she beat Munchlax in the eating contest
uh did I do that right?
Bah, I suck. http://bit.ly/7yTOdd
I swear to god draghost, if you start going on about "TOM SAID BLAH THE HELL BLAH", I'mma shove my foot up yo' ass. Now hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin evrbody out heya.
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Yo momma so fat, when she wears a green coat people shout out 'SNORLAX!!!'
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In soviet russia, jynx rides you!
Yo mamas so fat, she evolved.
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yo momma so fat that she even made groudon piss his pants!!(if he wore any)
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your moma so ugly arceus blew up the world
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Yo Mama so ugly she made Slaking stop loafing around!
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Yo momma so ugly, Regigigas forgot he had Slow Start and RAN
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Yo mama so stupid she used skill swap on a Slaking.
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Yo momma's so easy, you just turn on the charm-and-er pants fall off..
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Yo momma so fat even Machamp can't lift her up.
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Yo mama's so big 'n fat, she sleeps longer than a snorlax could ever sleep.
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yo maoma so fat she made a slaking look fit
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Yo momma so ugly she makes Agatha look like Ms. Pokémon!
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Yo momma so stupid, she used a Magikarp in an OU battle.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she looks like the back end of your arceus
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Yo momma so fat, she put on a blue coat and a box below said, 'Wild WAILORD appeared!'
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yo momma smokes so many ciggs she sweats Grimer.
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Yo momma so fat even Machamp can't lift her up.
Didn't I just make that one on my first post? D:
Yo mama so ugly, even Jyxn has to look away.
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Didn't I just make that one on my first post? D:
oh god yeah xD didn't see lol
yo momma so stupid, she tried to capture pokémon with acorns.
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Yo momma so stupid, she makes Slowpoke look like a supercomputer.
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yo mama is so ugly ditto used transform an than commited suicide
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Your mum's such a pervert she likes to Pikachu in the shower
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^^ XD XD XD XD XD, I can't stop laughing thats legendary.
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^^ Thats not nice :(. Plus what does that have to do with Pokemon. lolz.
Your momma is so fat that when she had Liposuction the doctors were able to make 10 Muks out of the fat.
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Yo momma so ugly she can't turn a Magnemite on...
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Yo momma so - uh - so... Yo momma has such a big beard she can fit five wailords in it and still have room for her six...teen pet Jynxes
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Yo mama so fat she beat Munchlax in an eatathon. It's a word.
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You momma so fat, she beat Munchlax in the eating contest
Grr don't steal my jokes
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Yo momma so stupid, she's seen every single legendary pokemon and hasn't even tried to catch one!
... Oh wait, that's Ash :|
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Grr don't steal my jokes
Tom... you quoted yourself xD
Yo momma so stupid she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs!
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Yo momma is so ugly she makes a trillion beautiflies combined look even uglier than the devil!
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Yo momma is so ugly she makes a trillion beautiflies combined look even uglier than the devil!
That's...kinda contradictory isn't it? :P
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Really? Cuz yo momma is so stupid she swims in Sharpedo infested waters.
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Yo momma so fat she's got bruises all over her body from trainers trying to catch a Wailord.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Dragonballs were used to catch Dragon-type Pokémon.
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Yo momma is so fat she could hold 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Wailords in her stomach.
Yo momma iz so dumb she had sex with a Tyranitar.
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I put your mother at the head of my team to ward off wild pokemon.
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Yo mamma's so dumb she makes Slowpoke look like a GENIUS.
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oh god yeah xD didn't see lol
It's okay! :3
Anyways,
Your mother caught my Pokemon last night.
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Yo momma so stupid she caught palkia and told him to pause time.
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Your mother is so radioactive, when she steps near an Eevee it evolves into a digimon.
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Yo momma so bad at cooking when she made poffins she killed all my pokémon.
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Yo momma is so weird all she does is stand and a table stare into space.
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Yo momma so Stupid, she even thought that Arceus was a poodle with stiff hair- so she took it on...
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Yo mamas so ugly, she even has to change her profile picture on facebook to jynx
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Yo momma so fat, she got stuck in Mt. Coronet .
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Yo momma so dumb she tried to evolve a male Combee into a Vespiquen.
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Yo momma so dumb, she tried to capture Palkia with a Lum berry.
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yo mommas so stupid, she tried to feed gyarados with cherrim to cure it from poison.
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Yo momma so ugly, if that mole on her face could speak, it would shriek 'D-d-d-diglett!' (get me the hell off of here!!!)
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Yo momma so ugly that the best pokemon trainer in the whole universe and his pokemon fainted out of her ugliness.
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Your mama is. like smell so stinks that Skuntank faint.
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Yo momma so dumb, she ate the Griseous orb because she thought it would make her grow wings.
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We had to tie a Chingling round your mother's neck so that we could hear her coming from afar... as if her stench didn't give it away as it were.
yo mommas so stupid, she tried to feed gyarados with cherrim to cure it from poison.
that's funny XD
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Yo momma so dumb, she tried to capture Palkia with a Lum berry.
That made me lol'd. XD
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Nugget is a golden-wrapped chocolate.
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Your momma do dumb, she traded her lvl 100 Zekrom for a Caterpie who knew string shot
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maby because of the metapod harden with stringshot
yo moma so weird they yelled ah wild Pokemon
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Yo mama so ugly Arceus crapped his pants.
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Yo momma's so fat her splash attacks actually do damage
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Yo momma's so fat her splash attacks actually do damage
i love this so much I may have to find a way to sig it.
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Yo momma so high, she smoking with Weezing. (Too much weeds, no? o.o)
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Yo mama so dumb she looked into a Shedinja's back.
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Yo mama so dumb and fat, she thought Ditto is a Jello so she ate it. o.o
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Yo mama so fat and ugly a Smeargle couldn't paint her cuz
1. She was so fat that the Smeargle couldn't paint her.
2. The Smeargle couldn't paint her cuz she was too ugly.
3. The Smeargle died when he first looked at her.
4. The Smeargle ghost said," Man, being around her is even worse than hell!" and then he died.
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Please read the first post for some information.
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...as long as it isn't to dirty...aw come one...just when I was flaring up I pwned myself...oh silly me...
^^Yo mama so fat Team Magma mistook her for Groudon.
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Yo mama so hairy, Naruto thought she was a summon.
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You momma's so fat her Body Slam kills.
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Yo momma's so ugly that Allen Walker and his eye both thought she was a demon.
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Yo mamas so fat, she has her own battle music.
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Yo mama so fat even a Master Ball can't catch her.
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Your mama so dumb, even slowpoke is smarter than her.
(UPDATE: Went back to original topic. ^^;)
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Yo mama so ugly Cyrus, the emotionless man, actually fell in LOVE with her.
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yo momma so ugly dialga rewinded time so it could not see her
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Yo mama so fat, Parasects live in her body fat folds.
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Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the Pokemon Center, she sits AROUND the Pokemon Center.
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Yo mamas tastes so bad, grimer looks delicious
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^ how would you know!?
Yo mama is so hairy, she could put a Mamoswine to shame.
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Tsutajas always taste things before they eat them!
Yo mamas so fat, ima eat yo mama! :mellow:
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...Oh my God Specs what is wrong with you?!
Yo momma's so dumb Dom Cobb has to give her inceptions every time she's asked a question.
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Your momma is the reason Giratina is in the Torn World.
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Yo mam so stupid she missed with a pokéball
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Yo momma so fat, when she walked infront of Diglett Cave, The Snorlax started singing
"We are family, Even though your fatter then me! Oh baby!"
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Yo Momma so lonely that even Cubone won't associate with her.
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Yo mama stinks so bad even Stunktank has to died from smell.
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yo momma's so lame, even magikarp won't be seen near her :ohmy:
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Yo mamma so old that she won't let me go to viridian forest before she gets her coffee!
Yo mamma so fat I had to use a flute to move her fat ass.
Yo mamma so ugly that when she worked at the pokecentre, super potions were selling triple that week!
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Yo mamas so stupid, she thought mew evolved into mewtwo.
Yo mamas so hot she makes me wanna Pikachu
Yo mamas so stupid she actualy went out and bought a preowned version of ranger to get another manaphy.
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Yo mamma so fat I had to use a flute to move her fat ass.
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hahaha! oh that is too funny!
your momma's so ugly, she is the reason why all the pokemon in Lavender tower are dead.
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Yo mammas so ugly,she killed a cubones mother.
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Yo momma's so ugly, she made Purugly seem gorgeous.
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Yo mommas so ugly,she walks around in a wardrobe.
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Yo momma's so fat she strains Psyduck's eyes and causes its head-aches.
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Yo mamma so ugly her ability is intimidate
Yo mamma so old she got Kabuto's signature in her yearbook
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^^ That old one was as our US friends say. "So totally leik Awesome!"
Yo Momma's so fat. Ditto couldn't transform into her.
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Yo mamma so fat, even swalot couldn't eat her.
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yo momma's so fat, i caught her with a heavy ball.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in the pool, her splash attacks actually do damage!
:D
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yo mamma's so ugly, even a pokedex won't talk to her!
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^^ That old one was as our US friends say. "So totally leik Awesome!"
No, they're more like "Damn dude! Hoh snap."
Yo mamma's so fat she caused the road block on route 12.
(Snorlax)
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Superzigzagoon: Yo Mamma Is so Plastic even Micheal Jackson is finding hard to keep up.
Supersnivy: Since when have I been your sidekick.
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Yo mammas so annoying it isn't Gary Oaking any more,its Your Mothering.
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Yo mamma's so ugly I used an Itemfinder and it said "BlackSludge"
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your mommas so stupid, she keeps on trying to hug gastlys.
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Yo mama so fat, she's got her own region.
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Yo mama so fat she IS her own region
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Yo mommas so ugly, she doesn;t even need to use mean look to get pokemon to freeze on the spot!
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Yo mammas so ugly, she makes fantina look beefy.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she had to ask an old guy how to catch a Caterpie!
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^you reminded me to check on that comic D;
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Venusaur could only be found in Venezuela.
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Yo moma's so fat, if she went to Kanto in a Dark Blue Coat, Ash would try to catch her, after mistaking her for a Wailord
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Your mama's so ugly that she made my ditto paralyze. Ditto has timber.
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Bypassing snorlax's obvious resemblance to your mother, I must point out that
Yo moma so ugly that even ditto wouldn't hit it.
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Yo mommas so loud, she woke dead pokemon from Mt.Pyre
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Yo momma's so fat, she sent Snorlax into space on the Pokedex scale!
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Yo mama's ass is so scary, she giving Darkrai a nightmare~
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Yo mama so big, Groudon yelped like a puppy and scurried away.
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yo mama so ugly, smeargle went to paint her but the best he could do was paint a trubbish!
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yo momma so dead they can't even ressurect her fossil!
...that was bad
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Yo momma so old, she used to have a pet Kabutops.
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yo mama so ugly she looks like you and your stunfisk making out, but when stunfisk leaves she's gonna look even uglier!
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Yo mama so skinny, she's as slim as Leftovers.
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yo mama so old, she fought a Kabutops for food.
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Yo mama so hairy, she has Caterpies living in her armpits.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she makes Jynx beautiful~
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Yo momma so fat, grass knot is fatal to her.
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Yo momma so stupid, it grabbed onto a Pidgeot and jumped off a building roof. Yo momma stupid because yo momma so fat that Pidgeot couldn't lift her up.
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Yo mama so stupid, she topped a Jynx's hair with marinara sauce and ate it off bald like actual pasta.
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Yo Momma so fat, Wailord mistook her for one of its own kind.
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Yo mama so weird, she thought Deoxys was attractive.
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Yo momma so stupid, she thinks you can only use supersonic if you got all 7 chaos emeralds.
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in soveit russia momma make joke of you
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Yo mama so fat, she eats five Groudons for breakfast each day.
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Yo momma so fat, people thought she was a Snorlax combined with a Groundon.
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Yo Momma so fat,Even She weighed more than Groudon.
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Yo Momma so fat, every time she breaths, a Wailord comes out her nose.
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Yo Momma so stupid,she threw a masterball at a Magikarp and killed a shiny Arcues.
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Yo mama so stupid, Alakazam died laughing.
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yo momma's so dumb even slowpoke feels pain an hour before her when they trip.
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Yo mama so fat and lazy, Slaking thought she'd be a perfect bride.
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Yo momma so fat and lazy, she is Slaking.
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Yo mama so ugly, she was banned from Beauty Contests.
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Yo mama is SO fat, she have to go to Pokeathlon on the diet.
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Your momma so fat, when she tried to surf on wailord, she pushed it right to the bottom of the ocean.
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Yo Momma so Fat, she crushed Groudon by Rolling into it.
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Yo momma so fat, Groudon couldn't eat her.
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought that Hydreigon could regrow two heads if one is chopped off.
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Yo mama so stupid she gave an everstone to her magikarp
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Yo mama's so fat, When you used Bullet Seed on her she started bleeding Lava Cookies! Lol.
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Yo momma so stupid, she thought pokemon battles were when you poke monsters with a strange light from a ball.
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Yo momma so dumb, she got beat in a game of naughts and crosses by a Quagsire.
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yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach, everyone started screaming "BEACHED WAILORD, BEACHED WAILORD"
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Yo momma so fat, you turned her into the fishermen as the worlds largest Wailord.
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Yo mama so fat, she covered the entire PKMN.NET Page.
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Yo momma so old, she still calls Snivy Smugleaf.
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So momma is so dumb that she thinks Joey's rattata actually is in the top percentage of rattatas.
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Yo Momma so dumb she thought that every pokemon she saw was an evil animated Pokedoll.
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Yo mama so fat, Deoxys came out of her stomach.
(Get it? Because of that Deoxys meteor he came from.)
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Yo momma looks so scary that even the ghost pokemon avoid her.
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Yo mama so fat, she clogged space and time and even dialga and palkia combined couldn't get her out.
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Yo momma so fat, it took Arceus 100 years to create her.
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Yo mama so fat, even Protect can't block her Body Slams.
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Yo momma so fat, she destroys every copy of double team with one slam.
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Yo momma so stupid, she's still looking for rule 20.
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Yo mama so fat, when she uses Earthquake, the entire planet cracks in half!
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how about you so ugly, yo momma chose to take a Mr. Mime Jr. home instead of you!
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Yo mama is so ugly, Trubbish welcomes her to live in the dumpster with him.
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Yo momma so ugly, Golbat wouldn't touch her neck.
Golbat wouldn't touch her with Wolfman's teeth!
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Yo mama so ugly, the only thing that Jirachi wished for was for her to go away.
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Yo momma so fat, she gave up some of fat to make the legendaries and still has enough left over to make the next region's!
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Yo mama so fat, she is the pokemon universe.
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Yo momma so stupid, she ate the pokemon universe(herself).
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You mamma so epic,she beat Brock with a Charmander.
I wanted to be nice.
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Yo momma's so fat, Wailord sank when she used surf on him!
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Yo momma so fat, she got to the top of a Steelix after breaking every steel piece of it.
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Your momma so stupid, she thought False Swipe was when you missed an ATM machine with your card...
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Yo momma so fat, she is the reason Arceus no longer has 10,000 hands.
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Your momma so huge, she uses Dialga as a foot stool.
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Yo momma so fat, she broke Dialga's neck and back when she tried to use him as a foot stool.
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Yo mama so fat, her stomach is a giant Snorlax.
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Yo momm'as so fat the Snorlax point and yell "DAAAAAAMN.".
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Yo momma so fat, Snorlaxes can't point and yell "DAAAAAAMN" because they too busy laughing.
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Yo mama so ugly, those Snorlaxes just barfed.
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Yo mama so round, she is now a Solosis.
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Yo mommas so stupid, when she was supposesd to do a Pokemon joke, she did one about being a Urian. wtf?
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Uniran is the Japanese name for Solosis. I'll change it so everyone knows what I mean.
Yo mama so thin she got a job as Sudowodo's twig.
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Yo mama so tupid, she thinks pokeblocks are where pokehouses are.
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Yo mama so stupid she followed a Litwick.
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Yo mama so ugly, Kangaskhan put its paws over its kid's eyes and told it not to look at her.
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Yo momma so fat, a Chandelure couldn't drain her.
Yo momma so big, she doesn't need a surf Pokemon. She walks through the ocean.
Yo momma so ugly, she killed Arceus just by staring.
Yo momma so big, she doesn't go through mountains, she steps over them.
Yo momma so dumb, she uses Electrodes as Pokeballs.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought Unown was the REAL alphabet.
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Yo momma so stupid, she gave Lucario a hug after it won a battle
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Yo mama so so ugly, she can't use Attract.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Garbodor was attractive(even though it didnt use attract)
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Yo momma so stupid and fat, she used Swallow on Garbodor.
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Yo Momma is so ugly, she made Dunsparce go blind.
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Yo momma's so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind!
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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Brock's eyes are shut.
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Your mother is so fat that you need to get that checked out before she has a heart attack. I am concerned for your mother.
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Yo momma so fat when gothorita saw she she couldnt see anything but...
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Your mother is so nice, she puts Chanseys and Blisseys alike to shame!
.. I did that wrong, didn't I?
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Yo mama so fat, even a Master Ball fails to catch her.
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Yo momma so fat, it took an extra large Heavy Ball to get just one shake on her.
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Yo mama so gross, she enjoys eating Caterpie droppings.
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Yo mama so weird she eats weedle wih the poison in them!
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Yo mama so stupid, she fell for Sudowoodo's odd tree disguise.
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Yo mama's so ugly a Chandelure wouldn't wanna trap her.
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Yo momma so ugly, no pokemon will EVER you use Mean Look on her.
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Yo mama so fat, she can't be switched out.
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Yo momma so fat, it's impossible to fit her in storage.
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Yo mama is so fat, Delibird didn't give any food to her.
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Yo mammas so fat, Rare Candies dont work on her.
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Yo momma so fat, you had to use cheats just to make sure she wouldn't eat all your rare candies.
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That wasn't a Snorlax Plusle and Minun were jumping on in Pokemon Ranger.
That was your mother.
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Yo mamma so stupid, she challenged Uxie to a staring contest!
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Yo mama's so disgustingly ugly, she's the reason professors ask if you're a boy or girl at the beginning of the game.
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Yo mama so fat, Game Freak renamed Snorlax after your mom.
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(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-youremommassofat.jpg)
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Yo momma so stupid she threw a masterball at a pidgey
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought the Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q always had good ideas!
Your momma's as gifted as a broken iPod!
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Your momma so fat, in gen 4 games when she gets on the scale with a steelix, the steelix goes flying and never comes back
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Your momma's so fat she makes Snorlax look anorexic!
Your momma's so mean Primape looks like an angel!
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Yo mama so fat that when Ditto will try to use Transform near her, it will expand and explode.
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Yo momma, Is Soooo ugly, and Soooo Stupid, she uses a Muk For Makeup
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You don't need the national dex to find your mother.
She's already world wide.
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And when you do put your mom in the Dictionary, the same thing as missingno happens
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Yo momma so smelly even muk is disgusted by her.
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Yo mama so hungry she beat a Munxlax at an eating contest.
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Yo momma so stupid, she released Blastoise into the wild because it had a hole in it.
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Yo mama so ugly, Zoroark refuses to be disguised as her.
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Yo momma's so scary even GHOST Pokemon are terrified of her!
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Yo mama so Ugly she gives Darkrai Nightmares
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Yo mama so ugly her pokedex entry says "Your mom, the ugly pokemon."
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crap i have a funny one but it has nothing to do with pokemon :mad:
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Your mom so fat when she stands on Mt. silver it becomes Flat
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Yo Mama so Ugly ditto refuses to transform into her.
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Your momma's so stupid that sometimes she forgets how to breathe!
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That's not Pokemon Related but whatever
Yo Momma so fat and Lazy it makes Slaking look like a body builder.
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Yo mommas so stupid, she used a diamond pickaxe instead of an escape rope
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Yo momma so jelly, she made bulbasaur look red!
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Your momma's so fat that whenever Kyogre or Groudon use their weather changing abilities on her, they only can either soak or overheat half of her at a time!
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Your momma's so fat, Wailord said "Daaaaaaaamn.".
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Yo mom so fat she clogs the Name Rater's database.
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Yo momma so stupid, she's seen every single legendary pokemon and hasn't even tried to catch one!
... Oh wait, that's Ash :|
So true, so true. The noob has also released 2 shinies.
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Yo mama sooo ugly, she don't need no repel!
*ba dum tss*
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You momma's so ugly that she's the ONLY thing Chuck Norris WON'T roundhouse kick!!!!
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Your mom's so stupid she gives you a Captain hat and a jigglypuff suit for your birthday.
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yo mamma so ugly that she made regice melt
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I know this isn't Pokemon related, but whatever. Cookies to whoever gets it, since not everyone will.
Yo mamma's so slow, she makes ProtonJon's update scedule look lightning fast.
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yo mamma so fat she made snorlax look like the skinniest thing ever
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Your momma's SOOOOOOOOO trashy not even New Jersey wants her! (No offense, New Jersey!)
Your momma's so stupid she thought Litwick was a candle and teied to blow it out!
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yo mamma so stupid,she thought dusknoir was whering a coustume and tried to pull it off,then dusknoir shoved her into the mouth on his belly
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Your momma's so stupid she thinks American Idol is a religious show!
Your momma's so boring that she makes watching a Slaking more entertaining!
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yo momma so fat she made jirachis hidden eye burst open and say "really?"
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Yo momma so ugly, she caused all of the fossils to revive just to run away from her.
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You're momma's SOOOOOO ugly that she made a Blissey faint when it looked at her!
Yor momma is so clumsy she dropped a Shellos with Stick Hold!
Your momma's SOOOOO stupid that she thought Trubbish was a garbage bag and when she tried to throw it put, it used Explosion!
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Yo mamma so weak, False Swipe CAN finish her off!
Yo mamma so fat, Sheer Cold doesn't even work on her!
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yo mamma so ugly that she made grotle go in its shell when it looked at her
yo mamma so stupid she messed with a magikarp then it evolved and at her
gyarados:MMMMMmmm...stupid yo mamma
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Yo mammas so short, she makes Diglett look tall!
Yo mammas so angry, she can overpower a Rayquaza using Outrage!
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Yo mommas so unsatisfying it makes the daycare ditto seductive.
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Yo mommas so slow,she makes a slowbro look fast
Yo mommas so loud she can make an never awakening snorlax with one SCREAM!
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Your momma's so ugly that even a Feebas looks prettier than her!
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Yo momma is so fat that the Name Rater said to her, "Wow, you're fatter than me, my mother, and America combined!"
Yo momma so fat that when someone throws a Heavy Ball at her, it doesn't catch, it gets swallowed in her fat!
Yo momma so fat that when Joeno slams his banhammer on her, it bounces back and hits him in the face.
Yo momma so skinny that Sudowoodo falls in love thinking that she's a wooden stick.
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Yo momma so fat it took Scyther three hours to find her good side.
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Yo momma so fat Slaking and Snorlax were originally based off her, but their original sprites were too big for the screen.
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Your momma's SO ugly that when Uxie looked at her, it wanted to erase its OWN memory!
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your mom is so fat, snorlax and plakia combined look anorexic compared to her.
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yo mommas so fat, when someone used fissure, she didnt fall, she just got stuck!
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Your mom is so common, a magikarp is rare compared to her
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Yo momma is so fat, Ditto struggles to transform into her.
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Yo mamma is such a derp, bidoof fell in love with her.
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Yo momma is so crazy even Mike Tyson on an acid trip looks calm in comparison!
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Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to capture a magikarp with a master ball and failed
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Yo momma is so crazy even Mike Tyson on an acid trip looks calm in comparison!
Yo momma is so stupid, she's more stupid than you forgetting to read the topic since these are supposed to be Pokémon related.
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to capture a magikarp with a master ball and failed
Yo momma is so ugly, and I mean soooooooooooooooo ugly, that I'd rather look at Gyrados from Gen III.
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yo mamma so ugly, I'd rather look at an infernape's backside
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Yo momma so stupid, she's more stupid than you copying my I'd-rather format! :D
Which is Pokémon-related cause you're technically a Blaziken.
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Yo momma is so dumb, she used copycat on splash
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Yo momma is so ugly, when she was reincarnated as a Yamask, she threw her own face away.
*Look up Yamask's Pokedex entry. :D
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yo momma is so terrible at cooking, it was the only time ever that a munchlax didn't eat everything in sight
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Yo momma is so fat, and I mean sooooooooooooooo fat, she barely makes it out of KFB alive. They want all that Blaziken meat on her. :D
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Yo momma is so dumb, she kept making insulting blaziken jokes, and got flat out burned by one.
Not really
Yo mamma so skinny, she makes a pichu look obese
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Yo momma is so fat and ugly, when she appears in the wild she's labeled as "Garbodor."
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yo mamma so stupid, when she put a pink coat on, a box below her appeared saying "A wild slowpoke appeared!"
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Yo mamas so fat, she blocks Snorlax's path.
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Yo momma's so fat, she went swimming and her Splash attack did damage.
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Yo momma's so fat, she went swimming and her Splash attack did damage.
That's a good one!
Yo momma so hungry, she out ate an army of snorlaxes
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TUB OF LARD is evolving!
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Congratulations! TUB OF LARD evolved into YO MOMA!
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Yo Momma such a failure, after blaziken came out in Hoenn, she tried to be infernape, and was worse than infernape.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she uses Body Slam, it turns into an Earthquake.
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Yo momma is so stupid she tried to plug an iPod into a Pikachu!
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Yo momma so fat she put on a blue coat and everyone thought a wild Wailord appeared.
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Yo momma so weak, a lv. 1 magikarp beat her.
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to sneak up on a Girafarig and its tail bit her!
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Yo momma so fat, Heavy Balls gravitate toward her.
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yo momma is such garbage, Garbodor fell in love with her.
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Yo momma so stupid she went to battle a level 0 Magikarp,and used teleport.She teleported herself inside Magikarp's stomach.Magikarp says "MMmmmm that was a good Yo momma!"
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Yo mamma so fat, she jumped into a lake and the Gyarados there are still angry.
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You momma's so ugly she's the reason Zubat has no eyes!
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yo momma is so stupid, she traded an uber blaziken for a magikarp.
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Yo momma's so fat she tripped over a Wailord.
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Yo momma's so fat when she tried to Surf of a Wailord it sank!
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she uses Leer, the opponent dies.
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Yo momma's so ugly Dusklops took one look at her and then sucked ITSELF into its black hole!
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Yo momma so ugly she makes Muk look like a Role Model.
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Yo momma's so fat, her 'blubber' stops Sheer Cold from getting one hit k.os.
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Yo momma so ugly, she melted regice.
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Yo momma so Gorgeous she made Blissey look like the ugliest thing ever.
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Yo momma so fat, she is a Wailord.
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yo momma is so stupid, she thought sudowodo was a grass type.
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Yo momma so Fat she uses body slam and squashes the earth.
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Yo momma so fat, she is a Wailord.
No, you momma is so fat, she is wailord.
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Yo momma so fat, she's the new region.
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Yo momma so skinny, a psychic type pokemon only has to look at her and she floats.
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Yo momma so Stupid,she thought Pelliper was a recycling bin
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(Yeah imma just resurrect this because this used to be extremely popular AND absolutely hilarious)
Yo mama's so fat she wore a blue raincoat and people threw pokeballs at her yelling "WILD WAILORD APPEARED!"
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Your momma's voice is SOOOOOO annoying that Espurr and Meowstic don't keep their ears shut to control their powers but to avoid listening to her!
You Momma's so ugly Pumpkaboo refuses to Trick-Or-Treat with her!
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Yo mamas so stupid she challenged Espurr to a staring contest.
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Your Momma's so stupid she saw Scraggy's skin falling down that she tried to sew the skin to its body and Scraggy punched her!
Your Momma's so stupid she tried to open a door with a Klefki.
Your Momma's so fat she when she got on a Lapras it swam only SIX inches before it sank and started to drown!
Your Momma's so stupid she thought Hawlucha was wearing a mask and when she pulled on the head Hawlucha used Brick Break on her!
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Yo momma so slow she's still stuck playing Gen 5 and she don't know what the hell a Hawlucha, Pumpkaboo, Klefki, and Espurr is.
Yo momma so damn stupid, and I mean SOOOOO damn stupid, she thought Medicham's legs were boobs!
And then she got thirsty...
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Your Momma's SOOOOO stupid that she whenever someone uses the phrase "one night stand" she thinks they are talking about furniture!
Your Momma's so pathetic she makes Brock failure at asking Nurse Joy on a date look like success.
Your Momma is so stupid she thought Skrelp was actually seaweed and tried to make sushi with it!
Your Momma's such a klutz that a Spinda carrying a tray of delicate wine glasses full of nitroglycerin look graceful!
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You momma so dumb that she thought the fox from "What Does the Fox Say?" was delphox.
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Yo mama's so fat even the Master Ball can't hold her.
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Yo mamma's so ugly that she signed up for a lickilicky impression contest, and was turned down for being too good at it.
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to a ride Rhyhorn in the water!
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Yo mama's so fat her Mega Evolution used Heavy Slam and destroyed earth.
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Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon (Even Pokemon characters, place, etc. too. :3) joke with mother, though. :3
I'll start...
Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.
yo mamas so fat that her splash atack does damage
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Your mother happens to be so fat that she actually was given one hundred space characters in her name just to fit her required number of kilocalories AND her fat name.
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Hey, Cubone!
Yo momma's so..... DEAD!
Yo momma's so fat she can't wear shorts, even though she still thinks they're comfortable and easy to wear!
Yo momma's so fat, she weighs OVER 9000 pounds!
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Yo momma so fat she used splash and the planet split in two.
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Your mother happens to be of such a flithy and sexual nature that she makes love to Ditto... without any of them using transform.
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Yo momma's so ugly that when she was cutting down trees in a forrest full of Trevenant, they actively threw her out so they wouldn't have to look at her for all eternity!
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to eat Swirlix!
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Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck!
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Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck!
You... you have responded to yourself. Even if you don't have a mother, this is committing sudoku.
In any case…
Your mother befalls to be so fat that she can OHKO Physically Defensive 100% of the times with Heavy Slam!
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Yo momma so ugly that when uxie opened its eyes to look at her, it lost its memory.
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You momma's so ugly that even Muk are repulsed by her!
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Yo momma so fat that the pillsbury doughboy and lickilicky look anemic compared to her.
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Your momma's so ugly that when a Phantump and Gourgeist looks at her, they scream and die of a heart attack!
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Yo Momma so stupid that she doesn't even need confuse ray to confuse her.
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Your momma's so stupid that she tried looking for Groudon to catch it in Sapphire!
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Yo Momma so stupid that she thought that poliwag was a squirrel!
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Yo Momma so stupid she tried hugging a Ferrothorn
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Yo momma so fat that she measures even longer than the stack of captions I submit for every Caption Contest.
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Yo momma so dumb that she traded her Shiny Arceus for a patrat!
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↑ That is smart because Shiny Arceus are illegal.
Your mother happens to be so Naïve that she had sex with a stork to have a baby.
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Yo momma so ugly that she scares the Ghost away in Pokemon Tower.
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Yo momma so fat that Snorlax says "Dammmmnnnnn"
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Your momma's so ugly that Hydreigon refuses to attack her during one of its rampages!
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Yo momma so ugly, I say so ugly, that both Feebas, Stunfisk and Natalie Portman look like attractive models compared to her!
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Yo momma so ugly, I say so ugly, that both Feebas, Stunfisk and Natalie Portman look like attractive models compared to her!
Damn. That's ugly.
Yo momma so stupid that Slowpoke finished a test before her.
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Yo mama so ugly that a Ditto explodes when it uses Transform on her
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Yo momma so fat that Primal Kyogre looks skinny.
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Yo momma so fat that I store my Pokemon inside her
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You momma so fat, heavy slam doesn't affect her.
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Yo momma so fat, she's the meteor that Prof. Cozmo saw in the Delta Episode.
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Your momma's so stupid, she thought Vanillite was a Mega Stone!
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Yo momma so fat, 154,789 Wailmer evolved inside her and all she did was burp.
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Yo mamma so fat and stinky that Muk mega evolves everytime it approaches her!
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Your mom's so fat, Sheer Cold does half damage on her!
Your mom's so fat, she steps onto the scale and the Primal Groudon knocks Deoxys out of orbit!
Your mom's so fat, she's banned from using Heat Crash!
Your mom's so stupid, she thought it was Articuno, Gyarados, and Moltres!
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Your mother is so relentless, the fact alone puts a Dustox to shame...
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Yo Momma so ugly even Ditto can't tap that.
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Your momma's so ugly that when Diancie made her some diamonds, the Pokemon started to cry because your momma had managed to make them look ugly!
Your momma's so stupid she thinks Meteor Mash is the outer space version of the sitcom!
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Your momma's so stupid she thinks Meteor Mash is the outer space version of the sitcom!
↑ 10 points for Gryffindor due to this great joke.
Yo mamma's'o'stooped, her model'f ideal woman's Natalie Portman!
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Yo momma smells so bad, when she farts, she doesn't fart, she uses poison gas.
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Yo momma so ugly, Jynx said DAMN.
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Yo momma so fat she can beat Snorlax in both a sleeping and eating contest.
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Yo momma so slow, that when her, Internet Explorer and a slowpoke tried to run a race, she still lost.
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Yo momma so slow, that when her, Internet Explorer and a slowpoke tried to run a race, she still lost.
I'm sorry, but you've won. Lock the topic, shut it down, no more. The winner has been chosen.
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*Bows*
Yo momma so dumb, when she heard the "I pikachu in the shower" joke, she called the cops.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she can forget HMs.
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Your mother befalls to be excedingly portly; in fact, so much that her HP stat is greater than Blissey's, causing the game to crash (although some say it is her sheer presence and weight what deprives the game of working).
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^Yo momma so stupid, she looked up lucario pictures without safe search on!(I know someone who did it by mistake, just don't, ok?)
Yo momma's so stupid, she can forget HMs.
Yo momma's so stupid that she forgot that pokemon can forget HM's because of the move deleter
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Yo momma's so stupid that when she and a Rhyhorn were given copies of the SAT, the Rhyhorn scored a 200 out of 2400 but she got a 0.
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Your mother is of such exceeding stature and girth that when she perambulated out of her abode she collapsed the roof of my secret base.
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Your mother is so bipolar, she's been mistaken for Lisia!!
I like to believe Lisia is somewhat bipolar-ish...
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Yo momma so ugly when Feebas saw her it instantly evolved into Milotic realizing it was much more beautiful.
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Yo momma so dumb that she thought magikarp could actually use magic spells.
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Yo mama so fat, you need a pokeflute to get her off of the road.
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Your momma'a so fat that even Snorlax get sucked into orbit around her!
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Yo's momma's so ugly, Jigglypuff made sure it's cute charm didn't work!
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Yo momma's so weak that Sunkern beat her up just to take money from her!
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Groudon had hair like Yo' momma's, which is why he was happy when he went bald!
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Yo' Momma's so fat, even Rayquaza couldn't take off using fly.
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Mind combining those 2 posts together? That would be great, thanks.
Yo momma's so fat, her and the wailord I was going to compare her to should both be concerned because diabetes is a huge epidemic in U.S.
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Yo' Momma's so fat, if she was a pokemon, Wailord wouldn't be the biggest pokemon.
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Yo momma is so hideou that when ever she walks outside Zygarde appears in 100% Forme because she is a threat to the environment!
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IGN rated yo momma 7.8/10 "Too much fat" ;)
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Your momma is so fat that even Sir-Mix-A-Lot don't like her butt!
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What's the difference between a Wailord and Yo' Momma?
About ten pounds! ;)
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Your momma is soooooooo stupid that she voted for a Donald! But it wasn't Donald Trump. It was Donald DUCK!