Topic: Send-A-Message Thread

[Kona]

Dear Valve,

Announce the Quick-Fix for the finished game. Give us more Backpack Space too. And make the Uber Update come out at a reasonable time in the UK, so that everyoen has a chance at crafting numbered hats. Oh, and make the recepies reasonable this time. I'm not crafting more than a hat for a weapon I won't use, just for collection purposes. No Replay Hat + 2 Refined for a weapon. How about Weapon A + Weapon B?

Love, Flappy.

[BlackStatic]

Dear Triptrap,
We built you a cat enclosure and you never used it. Then we bought you a cat flap, because you broke into said enclosure after we thought you would neglect it... You have also destroyed the fly screen on the window four times from your clever cage antics. Now you're a great cat and all, but can you please be a nice little kitty and use the correct entrances when they are readily available to you? I'm sick of having to leave the window open for you each night, especially when you then decide to claw at my bedroom door to be let out again.
Also, you're taking up bed space and unlike you I don't have fur to keep myself warm at 5:30 in the morning.

Dear ___ (the one I can't stop obsessing over),
I appreciate our friendship, and I can understand where you're coming from when you say it's more meaningful than what we had originally rushed into, but please allow me some time to recover. Also, if you say I'm not making you push me away, then why do I sense this awkwardness between us now?
Regardless, thankyou for your bluntness this morning. As strange as it sounds, I thrive on honesty in a relationship and whether or not we consider ourselves in that position as of now, it means a lot knowing we can still trust each other as bros for life.

Dear ___ (the other awesome buddy),
We don't talk as much as we used to, but I just wanted to say thanks for putting up with my crap. I will admit it's kind of sad when I find him on your msn while you're on the couch doing whatever, but I won't consider it the same as you ignoring me. Because having you listen to my problems and give me your insights has really meant a lot. Thanks for being my other buddy, and although I feel we're becoming distant I'm not going to let that get in the way of seven years of friendship.

Dear Australian Furries,
If there's so little of you, then why do you all have to be so freakin' active on the NSWfurs facebook page?! You're flooding my email inbox, and although I appreciate all the event invites I get, I'm unfortunately either too North or too South to go to them. It would be greatly appreciated if you didn't have all your events in just Sydney or Surfer's Paradise, and a few more near the Queensland-NSW border.

[Kona]

Dear Valve,

Stop making such Junk sets. One or two good weapons along with an awful one doesn't make a good set. It makes it useless. There's a reason I traded off that Milkman after a few days. Oh, and make the bonuses good please.

Also, Y U NO ENGIE???

[sylar]

dear valve

if i see your name mentioned one more time i will wreck everything
do something to shut everyone up please thanks

[Matty Cahill]

Dear makers of Adventure Time

Make more episodes of Adventure Time please. I need more of a fix of Adventure Time.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Dear the bus driver... You were meant to be here an hour ago, I am cold, wet and tired and it is due to your ignorence to your timetable... Oh great to top everything off, its starting to rain... From the freezing cold wet and annoyed teenage girl at the bus stop 

[Piccolami.]

Dear Finn,

another series of Adventure Time starts next month, so you don't have long to wait!

your trusty companion,

Jake

[Matty Cahill]

Dear Jake,

I am aware of this but it's only one series, I need more adventures than that! :<

Your friend to the end,

Finn

[Lord Raven]

dear people above,

the governator will be a better show.  just wait till 2012.

[Piccolami.]

Dear Finn

But one series is better than none! And it must be hard for them to tell the stories of our amazing adventures in such a brilliant, witty way... Give them a chance man!

Your stretchy yellow ray of sunshine,

Jake

[Matty Cahill]

Dear Muhed

You lie

From Finn

Dear Jake

I suppose so... I best grab my sword in preparation anyways!

Your brother from another mother,

Finn

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Dear people of Pkmn... I have a crisis, I year 8 -12 years old- asked me out, I am 3 years older than him and dont know how to say no without hurting his feelings.... From, Kirsty

[Sebastian Moran]

Dear Kirsty
There is no way to turn him down that will not incur some sort of wrath the likes of which the world has never seen. You'll have to just live with it. I'm sure that you'll be very happy together.
Alternatively, just say no and then outrun him. Assure yourself that it is all part of his growing up and learning about the harsh realities of the world. Or tell him to come back in a few years' time. Children have short memories. He won't remember.
From the Chairman of the Anti-Childsnatching Agency

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

To the chairman of the anti-child-snatching agency, thanks for the help, much appreciated, Kirsty

[sylar]

dear nathan

stop with the sexual advances i thought it was obvious i am not interested any longer especially when i said 'can we stop talking about this' more than once.

- john