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Title: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 01, 2016, 11:09
Post anything here that you think makes no sense or is just weird.

People are arrested and sent to death row for killing people. People working at death row are paid to kill people!

If knowledge is power, power is corruption, corruption leads to violence, and violence isn't tolerated in school, why do we go to school? (I got this one from a forum somewhere)

The brain named itself.

These are just a few examples. Can you come up with anything else?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 01, 2016, 11:22
Halloween- All year around parents tell their children not to take candy from strangers. But what happens on Halloween? Parents actively encourage their small children to literally walk up to complete strangers and beg for candy.

Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 01, 2016, 18:18
 Magnets. How do they work?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: not chloe on December 01, 2016, 18:44
You would only need to be able to fold a piece of paper in half 43 times for it to reach the moon. Unfortunately it's impossible to properly fold a piece of paper in half more than 8 times
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 01, 2016, 20:30
Magnets. How do they work?

I bet scientists be making you pissed
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 01, 2016, 21:19
Canned pet food- How do we know that they taste like the label says? Are the pet food companies hiring people to taste it? And do those people get paid minimum wage or a high salary to do the job?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 01, 2016, 21:29
All year around parents tell their children not to take candy from strangers.

Adding to this. Parents always tell their children to never talk to any strangers. How the hell are children supposed to make friends when they first start school if they're not allowed to talk to people they don't know?

Teachers are effectively strangers to children when they first start school too. Does this mean that parents don't want their children talking to teachers in order to learn things?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Lord Raven on December 05, 2016, 08:46
Taken at face value, that doesn't make sense. The underlying idea is "don't talk to random people on the street in an open environment, especially since you're a vulnerable little 7 year old and they're able to do whatever the hell they want to you."

It doesn't cover a regulated environment like school, and it implies you should also be careful to a degree when interacting with people for the first time as you grow up. Taken at face value it's dumb, taken as it's intended it's not. Is your issue that the saying isn't wordy enough?

Magnets. How do they work?

oh god not this meme

You would only need to be able to fold a piece of paper in half 43 times for it to reach the moon. Unfortunately it's impossible to properly fold a piece of paper in half more than 8 times
What do you mean by this? I'm legitimately curious - is it basically saying that 2^43 * the thickness of a sheet of paper is the distance between the earth and the moon?

Anyway, something that doesn't make sense to me still is Simpson's Paradox (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpson's_paradox). It's basically saying that you can use the same batch of statistics to actually imply two contradicting things.

The mobius strip (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MobiusStrip-01.png) has no inside or outside.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 05, 2016, 10:01
Whenever I literally went anywhere whatsoever, my mum always told me to never talk to strangers, implying that she didn't want me to talk to anybody whatsoever. I can't even write on this very forum while my mum is watching, without her being overly suspicious of who I'm talking to!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on December 05, 2016, 10:41
You would only need to be able to fold a piece of paper in half 43 times for it to reach the moon. Unfortunately it's impossible to properly fold a piece of paper in half more than 8 times

Only like 103/104ish and you reach the size of the universe too, which is kinda crazy!

(Also I swear the number of times you can fold a sheet of paper keeps slowly creeping up - like I'm pretty sure it used to be 7 because I got really excited when I was younger and folded it 8 times and thought I made a world record haha - maybe in a few centuries we will reach the moon!)
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 05, 2016, 12:06
Me!

Skitty and Wailord

Our parents tell us not to talk to strangers and here we are talking to strangers on a forum! :P
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 05, 2016, 13:24
How about those right wing Christian parents who think anything involving sex and violence is evil and children must be shielded from such things? And yet they let their kids read the Bible which is far more graphic than some R rated movies could ever be. There's the whole section about how women during that time of the month cannot be touched by anyone else or else they will all become "unclean," nailing people to pieces of wood, drugging your own father and committing incest, extremely detailed depictions of people being killed, telling people that they can't eat ham or shellfish or even wear synthetic or mixed fabrics, and that some guy was swallowed by a fish and lived. I go to church but even I see how ridiculous it is to base your entire life off of the Bible.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on December 05, 2016, 21:11
^nb: periods are not inappropriate and children do not need to be sheltered from them.


anyway


what's heavier??? a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?!?!???
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 05, 2016, 21:56
what's heavier??? a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?!?!???

a kilogramme of human beings
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: not chloe on December 05, 2016, 23:45
oh god not this meme
What do you mean by this? I'm legitimately curious - is it basically saying that 2^43 * the thickness of a sheet of paper is the distance between the earth and the moon?

Okay so it' actually 48 times but I found a snazzy YouTube video to explain (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AmFMJC45f1Q) for me.

If that's tl;dr basically it's about exponential growth because every time you fold the paper in half it doubles in size so all you have to do is keep multiplying the thickness of a sheet of paper by two until you reach a number the same size as the distance to the moon :)
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: sylar on December 06, 2016, 01:14
nobody wants to date me even though im a real catch. thats confusing and weird.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 06, 2016, 01:17
Anyway, something that doesn't make sense to me still is Simpson's Paradox (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpson's_paradox). It's basically saying that you can use the same batch of statistics to actually imply two contradicting things.

Sounds a lot like doublespeak if you ask me.

Something I find weird is that Americans call people in third world counties savage, yet we like to go into the woods, shoot an animal, and then have it stuffed to show to our colleagues as a sort of amusement.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Lord Raven on December 07, 2016, 03:36
Okay so it' actually 48 times but I found a snazzy YouTube video to explain (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AmFMJC45f1Q) for me.

If that's tl;dr basically it's about exponential growth because every time you fold the paper in half it doubles in size so all you have to do is keep multiplying the thickness of a sheet of paper by two until you reach a number the same size as the distance to the moon :)

Yeah, so basically what I said. That's one of those weird things that's just weird because it involves like...  two numbers that just sound really small that somehow end up equaling something massive. It's pretty cool.

2^48 * .1 mm (thickness of a sheet of paper) = 2.8*10^10 meters, and the distance between the earth and moon is 384.4 million meters (so 3.8 *10^8 meters) so something is off about that number. It seems like it should be 41 times because 2^41 * .1 mm gives around 2.2 * 10^8 meters.

Sounds a lot like doublespeak if you ask me.
No, it's more of an exercise in how statistics can be shaped to say anything we want, and this is probably the most literal example of it.

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Something I find weird is that Americans call people in third world counties savage, yet we like to go into the woods, shoot an animal, and then have it stuffed to show to our colleagues as a sort of amusement.
Um this is very wildly stereotypical, exactly like Jigglypuff's. Also a small subset of people.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Milsap on December 07, 2016, 10:56
How old do you have to be to qualify for 'death of old age'? Is there a minimum age?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 07, 2016, 10:59
That had never occured to me before!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 07, 2016, 11:01
Why does every Pokémon want to make an egg with Ditto? It's a purple blob of jelly!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 07, 2016, 14:35
Why does every Pokémon want to make an egg with Ditto? It's a purple blob of jelly!

it can transform into a potential mate.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 07, 2016, 14:52
I call my Ditto Xerox since it can make copies of Pokémon! Plus copied papers are sometimes referred to as "dittos" so it works.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on December 07, 2016, 16:05
Why does every Pokémon want to make an egg with Ditto? It's a purple blob of jelly!
it can transform into a potential mate.

It also has a great personality and would thank you not to judge it solely on its looks.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 07, 2016, 19:17
On Unreal Tournament, I downloaded a mod which effectively allows me to blow myself up like a kamikaze pilot.
I'm getting good at it with practice, unlike people in real life.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Lord Raven on December 07, 2016, 21:52
How old do you have to be to qualify for 'death of old age'? Is there a minimum age?
I think the term is "natural death" rather than "death of old age" - the latter is colloquial. Otherwise, your heart basically has only so many times it can tick, and once it's done ticking then you die. I've heard a story of a dude's wife who died at the age of 50 from "natural causes" that amounted to that.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Milsap on December 09, 2016, 09:09
You can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed... But can you just be whelmed?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 09, 2016, 11:31
You can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed... But can you just be whelmed?
young justice says yes
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 09, 2016, 12:03
You can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed... But can you just be whelmed?

You actually can! (https://www.google.co.uk/search?site=&source=hp&q=define+whelmed&oq=define%3A+whalm&gs_l=hp.1.0.0i13k1j0i13i30k1j0i8i13i30k1j0i8i13i10i30k1.1158.4978.0.7870.14.14.0.0.0.0.137.1253.10j3.13.0....0...1c.1.64.hp..1.12.1166.0..0j46j0i131k1j0i46k1j0i10k1.LKKm8QPrhk8)
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 09, 2016, 12:06
How does Porygon have sex breed if it's man made? The technology of the time wasn't that good!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 09, 2016, 12:13
How does Porygon have sex breed if it's man made? The technology of the time wasn't that good!

Speaking of Porygon, it can evolve twice at level 1. I think it may be the only Pokemon to do so.
It can also learn Giga Impact and Hyper Beam as early as level 1 as well. Talk about powerful!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 09, 2016, 12:33
I used a walk through walls code in Blue (almost completely broke the game doing so!) But if you go to the place with the safari zone and walk through the wall where any of the Pokemon in front of the safari zone are (lapras, Kangaskhan, slowpoke, voltorb, chansey and the fossil Pokemon and talk to it, a text box at the bottom of the screen will come up containing only !

The Pokemon will make no sound, though!

(https://i.imgsafe.org/aa70f841ff.jpg)

Also, if you walk through the building next to diglett cave that is the entrance to viridian forest, instead of going to viridian forest, there will be an empty space in front of the building and a small patch of tall grass (nothing special, just ordinary pokemon found in the area) the building cannot be accessed on the other side though!

(https://i.imgsafe.org/aa7114bade.jpg)

Also, why is there a truck next to the boat in vermilion city?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 09, 2016, 12:35
Also, why is there a truck next to the boat in vermilion city?

Mew is under it!

I don't think anyone has worked that out.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 09, 2016, 13:17
I was just surfing along the edge of cinnabar in Blue and I just encountered a Vulpix! What's that doing there???

I'm encountering Pokemon found in Pokemon mansion (grimer and ponyta so far)

Ever wonder how Dodrio can fly?

I think I have the awnser!

(http://i.imgur.com/bwrQ25e.gif)

OR

(http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/83/59/c307c00861c614e1955e709740c03ea6.gif)
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 09, 2016, 16:31
Vulpix on Cinnabar Island while Surfing is part of the famous easy Level 100 glitch cheat in Red and Blue. Basically the last wild Pokémon you ran into will appear while Surfing on the edge of Cinnabar. You then catch it and let it level up and it instantly becomes level 100. This is one of the few glitch cheats in these games that won't cause any damage.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 09, 2016, 16:49
Vulpix on Cinnabar Island while Surfing is part of the famous easy Level 100 glitch cheat in Red and Blue. Basically the last wild Pokémon you ran into will appear while Surfing on the edge of Cinnabar. You then catch it and let it level up and it instantly becomes level 100. This is one of the few glitch cheats in these games that won't cause any damage.
I just got a missingno that went straight from lvl 32 to 100 after gaining less than the exp required to level up on cinnabar.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 09, 2016, 17:04
Get rid of Missingno now! That thing will seriously mess up your game. Only do the wild encounter for infinite items.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 09, 2016, 17:12
Get rid of Missingno now! That thing will seriously mess up your game. Only do the wild encounter for infinite items.
What will happen if I don't?

Missingno hasn't done anything except flipping and slightly messing sprites up (in battle) it cause the opponent pokemon to be messed up into strips in being shown in the wrong order when you attack the pokemon.

Nothing else has happened.

When I view missingno's stats, missingno's sprite is not visible, but everything else is fine.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 09, 2016, 17:51
I'm not sure about all the details but I know that if you do certain things in a specific way, the game can either freeze up completely or make you stuck inside a glitch he'd town until you reset. There are YouTube videos on the glitches.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 09, 2016, 20:11
When you're surfing, you can send out any pokemon into the water, even those weak to it, like Sandshrew!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 09, 2016, 20:52
you can send out any pokemon into the water

You can also send out Pokemon while underwater.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 09, 2016, 21:00
^made me think of this!

(http://i.imgur.com/2YisihV.png)
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 09, 2016, 21:49
In Makaton, the sign for biscuit is tapping your left elbow with your right hand. Just how is that anything to do with biscuits? At least other Makaton signs make a bit more sense.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 10, 2016, 03:12
In Makaton, the sign for biscuit is tapping your left elbow with your right hand. Just how is that anything to do with biscuits? At least other Makaton signs make a bit more sense.

Every type of sign language has odd or random signs. Take American Sign Language's letters for instance. Why is X the index finger curled and R are the first two fingers crossed when it'd make more sense the opposite way?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 11, 2016, 16:51
(https://i.imgsafe.org/d83913588f.jpg)

Dad? I don't remember there being a dad in those games! I only remember a dad in R/S/E
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Milsap on December 12, 2016, 08:59
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Laprabi on December 12, 2016, 14:30
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

If money grew on trees, it'd be worth as much as leaves. ;)
Valid point though.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 12, 2016, 16:04
Money is made of paper and paper is made from trees so wouldn't that count as money growing on a tree?

Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on December 13, 2016, 01:19
In the last episode of Glee season 1 (spoilers I guess if you haven't seen it but it's like 6-7 year old lmao), the vote makes absolutely no sense. You see Sue vote New Directions 1st and Vocal Adrenaline last, and it's implied Josh votes New directions first. That means at worst, new directions have 1st, 1st, 3rd, 3rd & Vocal Adrenaline have 1st, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, meaning VA would beat ND, but then the third team would get 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 3rd so would come last and ND should have placed 2nd, giving them a shot at nationals? Unless the voting only takes into account 3rd-places but that would be a super obscure way of voting?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Milsap on December 13, 2016, 17:47
Money is made of paper and paper is made from trees so wouldn't that count as money growing on a tree?

Money is actually made from cotton fibres  ;)
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 13, 2016, 17:49
Money is actually made from cotton fibres  ;)

Cotton is a type of tree.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on December 13, 2016, 19:07
Cotton is a type of tree.


1 - cotton grows inside the seeds of a plant, so your argument falls down where you try to draw the comparison between wood and produce
2 - you actually said the word 'paper' in your last post which means that u are not fooling anyone
3 - the cotton plant is a shrub, not a tree
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on December 14, 2016, 20:21
Idk if this is like a thing everyone gets, but like 'music shivers' are super weird. Like sometimes I'll listen to a song, and usually on like a harmony or a big note or something I feel really cold and shiver for a second or two, it's so strange and makes no sense lmao.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 14, 2016, 21:05
I find it kind of weird that narcissists tend to tell other people that they are narcissists instead of seeing that they're the problem.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 27, 2016, 12:34
Why do Daleks have toilet plungers? Did they even have toilets on Skaro? How do Daleks even take a crap? and why do they have whisks?

If I ever need a toilet unblocked or some biscuits, I'll definitely contact them!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on December 27, 2016, 16:11
Why do Daleks have toilet plungers? Did they even have toilets on Skaro? How do Daleks even take a crap? and why do they have whisks?

If I ever need a toilet unblocked or some biscuits, I'll definitely contact them!


i accidentally went to a cabaret in a gay bar when i was in edinburgh and let me tell u the "traditional homosexual" who is dressed up as a pirate singing the words 'now i know what the plunger is for' in his dalek-centred romantic shanty inspired absolutely no confidence at all
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on December 30, 2016, 12:20
When someone is made dead, they're killed.

When a machine is made no longer functional, it's destroyed.

If a Dalek is a living creature, then why do we say it's destroyed rather than killed?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 30, 2016, 15:50
My dad always tries to make me take a look at things even though I clearly have no idea what is happening or even how to use the item such as figuring out why my uncle's smartphone won't ring even though I have never used or seen the phone before or why the coffee maker won't turn on. He is crazy sometimes.

How come some of the toys on the Island of Misfit Toys were perfectly normal? There was the doll, that scooter, an airplane, the bicycle, the toy soldiers, the rocking horse that was seen only at the beginning of the song, and some blocks. What exactly was wrong with them?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on January 31, 2017, 11:40
Super Mario Bros 2: Final boss killed by making him eat vegetables.

Wario Land 3 and 4: Wario becomes fat by eating apples.

Nintendo obviously disapproves of kids eating their fruit and veg!

In the Doctor Who episode "Voyage Of The Damned" the doctor says the Titanic will destroy Earth if it crashes. In the episode "Turn Left" the Titanic did crash and the planet doesn't look very destroyed....
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on January 31, 2017, 12:20
That turn left episode is really good, but it makes literally no sense. Since the doctor died in the christmas special just after series two, that means that all the events of seasons three and four happened without him. The episode only goes into all the present stuff, but since the doctor wasnt around to go into the past, all the past stuff would have happened without him too, right? Which essentially means that, among other things, the world should have been conquered by the pyroviles, since the doctor wouldnt have shown up in pompeii to stop them.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on January 31, 2017, 12:23
If the doctor wasn't around, what would the daleks do in victory of the daleks?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on March 21, 2017, 09:10
Big Fish, Little Fish:
Be like Muck and dig dig dig it!

Pokemon:
Muk can learn Dig.

A weird coincidence!

I find it weird that the Japanese word for white looks like a cake with a candle on top of it!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on April 07, 2017, 13:05
I don't understand some of the spelling rules when it comes to writing in English. Specifically the "I before E except after C or when it makes an A sound." That's all fine and dandy but what about the word "weird?" It doesn't follow the rule and there is no real reason why the I is after the E. And pluralizing words that end in O is a nightmare because some of them end in -es and others end in -s. And words that start with U are odd as well since you say "a unicorn" but also "an usher."
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on April 07, 2017, 13:14
I before e is barely a rule, there are way too many exceptions. As for the u thing, if the sound is "you" then you use "a", if its "uh" then you use "an".

Really though the most important lesson in english grammar is that none of it makes sense and there are no rules.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Milsap on April 11, 2017, 16:51
I before e is barely a rule, there are way too many exceptions. As for the u thing, if the sound is "you" then you use "a", if its "uh" then you use "an".

Really though the most important lesson in english grammar is that none of it makes sense and there are no rules.

Yet it's 'an' hotel rather than 'a' hotel.

I'm glad English is my first language because if I was learning it as a second language I'd be going insane.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on April 11, 2017, 17:14
Uhh, I dont know where youre from,but ive never heard anyone say "an hotel". Even in my head that sounds weird. Maybe thats the correct way of saying it but it sounds stupid so no.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on April 11, 2017, 19:56
why do we assume we're the smartest person in the room, except for when we are the only person in a room, which is one of the occasions where we probably are the smartest in the room
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on April 11, 2017, 21:23
Uhh, I dont know where youre from,but ive never heard anyone say "an hotel". Even in my head that sounds weird. Maybe thats the correct way of saying it but it sounds stupid so no.

I was thinking this too - sounds very Yorkshire-y to be like "an 'otel" type thing haha, I've definitely heard it as a hotel everytime!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on April 12, 2017, 15:41
So in my fanfic, the Sky Pillar (A really old tower acting as a prison for Rayquaza) has one of these (modern) things on it. Things that make sense does not exist in my fanfic! I doubt that the Sky Pillar will even have window on it.

Spoiler: show
(http://www.lawindowcleaning.com/images/scaffold.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on April 25, 2017, 16:41
Young children (about 2 or 3 years old) have small lungs, and they can shout really loud.
When they get older, their lungs grow bigger and they can't shout as loud.

You'd think that with their lungs getting bigger, they'd be able to shout louder.
It doesn't make sense and is weird at the same time!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on June 24, 2017, 11:45
You can back to front, but can you be front to back? No one ever says that!

Also, there's "at the top of your voice" and "at the bottom of your voice" no one ever says "at the middle of your voice"
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on June 28, 2017, 10:17
You can back to front, but can you be front to back? No one ever says that!

Also, there's "at the top of your voice" and "at the bottom of your voice" no one ever says "at the middle of your voice"

Tbf, people do say front to back, but usually more in reference to like filling a car on a roller coaster or something?

Never heard bottom of your voice before tho lmao
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on June 28, 2017, 10:23
Never heard bottom of your voice before tho lmao
Oh. Well, why is there only "top of you voice" then? XD

And there's overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but is there just whelmed?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on July 03, 2017, 18:41
The lyrics to For The First Time in Forever in French. They literally make no sense.

And there's overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but is there just whelmed?

Ask Robin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdBcnRFN4Vg)
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 12, 2017, 22:55
It's weird that I didn't know my a Uncle Bill's wife's name until I was fifteen. I never heard anyone use her name and it's even stranger that she married my uncle about ten years before I was born so it was not like he married her last month.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on August 30, 2017, 11:53
Someone has the surname Drinkwater (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41093997).
The next thing you know, someone will have the surname Eatfood!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 30, 2017, 15:03
I knew someone with the surname Bytheway. Not sure if that's how you spell it but it was pronounced as "by the way."
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on October 17, 2017, 09:16
Cyclops from X-Men and X-Men Evolution.

He can destroy entire buildings with his optic blasts, but he can't destroy his own eyelids.

His red/quartz glasses shouldn't be able to block his optic blasts, because red lenses don't block red light. Only green lenses can.

Some people say that he is immune to his own optic blasts, because he is also immune to Havoc's hand blasts. Havoc is his brother.

If the above is true, then why was he not immune to his optic blasts when Rogue used them against him in the X-Men Evolution episode Self Possessed?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Kpyna on December 23, 2017, 17:03
ive been a member of this website for 60% of my life
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 25, 2017, 02:37
I can track the development of my teenage years from hyperactive young teen to moody middle teen to who gives a crap young adult from forum post to forum post and successfully cringe at all three phases.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on February 17, 2018, 15:39
Occasionally, you find news reports on websites talking about DR Congo.

I know that DR is the abbreviation of doctor.

So I have to ask, who is this "Doctor Congo" I keep hearing about?
If DR means something else, why don't the news websites just say what it means?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Del on February 17, 2018, 17:15
Occasionally, you find news reports on websites talking about DR Congo.

I know that DR is the abbreviation of doctor.

So I have to ask, who is this "Doctor Congo" I keep hearing about?
If DR means something else, why don't the news websites just say what it means?

It stands for Democratic Republic of Congo, which no one writes because 1) it's long 2) you can just write DR Congo and most people know what it means.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on February 17, 2018, 18:03
it's long

And yet, people refer to America or the USA as the United States of America, which is also a long name.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Del on February 18, 2018, 02:21
And yet, people refer to America or the USA as the United States of America, which is also a long name.

how often do you actually see people seriously type out "the United States of America" because I never see that ever unless they're making some kind of joke
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 18, 2018, 22:05
i dont know if this belongs here and looking back it makes complete sense in retrospect but its still a complete mindfudge (pg friendly pkmn.net version) that urkel voiced sonic the hedgehog
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 19, 2018, 01:19
Wait a second. Urkel voiced sonic?
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on March 19, 2018, 01:20
Wait a second. Urkel voiced sonic?

Yep. And his brother and sister.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on March 19, 2018, 12:06
Sometimes I forget sonic underground was an actual thing and not just a year-long fever dream I had
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on March 19, 2018, 12:40
My back gets very stiff. I get flashing lights in my eyes whenever I stretch out.
Definitely one of the weirdest things that is happening to me at the moment.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Lord Raven on March 19, 2018, 17:09
And yet, people refer to America or the USA as the United States of America, which is also a long name.
Yeah, it's referred to as "the US" more often than not
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 19, 2018, 18:51
Sometimes I forget sonic underground was an actual thing and not just a year-long fever dream I had

i can't get into underground cos i cant stand singing bits (its why steven universe and occasionally gumball despite bein my faves can be so annoying) but it can take second place to AoSTH cos it retained the campiness + had knuckles + made me feel Emotional with that manic/robot baby bit

its deffo an imrpovement over SatAM
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on March 19, 2018, 19:21
Some shows I often forget about existing are the MC Hammer cartoon (I vaguely remember anything from the series other than there were these magical talking shoes and the rapper), the California Raisins, The Littl’ Bits, and Heathcliff. I think almost everyone forgot the existence of that show. I only recently remembered it after watching a YouTube on the voices June Foray did and Heathcliff characters were included. Which is odd because June never was cast on the show and also sad it is mostly forgotten because the show was one of the last projects for Mel Blanc.
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: Petzbreeder on March 19, 2018, 21:40
A few tv shows that I've seen have made a joke that the colour orange is a poet's worst enemy. Nobody seems to mention silver or purple though.

To clarify, none of them rhyme with anything!
Title: Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird
Post by: The name master on March 20, 2018, 07:39
i can't get into underground cos i cant stand singing bits
YouTube allows you to skip those bits!