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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2015, 22:29 »
What do they do with chemists when they die?

They barium.

I tried to tell a good chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2015, 12:23 »
Why can eagles never get sick?




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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2015, 02:02 »
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2015, 17:55 »
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #34 on: September 25, 2015, 19:50 »
^That was a wonderful joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?





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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2015, 00:36 »
What do you get when you cross sandwich fillings with flying vehicles?

A JELLYCOPTER

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2015, 03:53 »
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2015, 07:52 »
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2015, 10:54 »
What do you call fifty penguins in the middle of a desert?

Lost.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2015, 18:11 »
The ongoing history of the Australian government.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2015, 18:20 »
Deja Moo.

The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #41 on: September 28, 2015, 07:11 »
^ okay I lol'd

Man goes to a zoo. He sees no lions. He sees no monkeys. He sees no parrots. Only a dog. It was a shih tzu.

I'm hoping this was forum appropriate >.>

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2015, 21:54 »
You're good. It took me a while to get it, but it was a good chuckle.

Two muffins are baking in an oven.  The first muffin says, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here."  The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin!"

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2015, 22:01 »
You're good. It took me a while to get it, but it was a good chuckle.

Two muffins are baking in an oven.  The first muffin says, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here."  The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin!"

There was a kid when I was in school who's go to joke was this

I was hoping I'd never have to see / hear it ever again

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2015, 00:47 »
On Star Wars The Old Republic, I sent one of my companions on a mission called Delivery Failure...... He failed it!