Topic: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle

[spritey]

Born from a match,
Started out as an ember,
Things got fire to catch,
I will burn forever.

Yo, you want firepower?
Ain't afraid of no rain shower!
Hey, I'm a fire. I burn free.
Yeah, you cannot extinguish me!

Yo, you wanna know arson?
I am the definition!
I heat things up!
Yeah, I'm ignition!

I'm a flame!
I ain't lame!
I can sting!
Feel the pain!

Burn it down!
To the ground!
Fire burning all around!
People screamin',
Hear the sound!
Yeah, Ima go and burn your town!

I'm a flame!
I'm hard to tame!
I'm in the game!
Now go insane!

Crackling flames and demolition!
Send it blazing, that's my mission!
I don't need no firewood!
'Cause I'm a fire, red as blood!

Everything I set ablaze!
Gray smoke, steam, fiery haze!
Burn it all, into dust!
Everything...to combust!

Wildfire!
I'll rise higher!
I'm the fire you can't control!
Solar flares, mantle layers!
Dangerous and hot as coal!

Don't you dare say fire hydrant!
I'm a fire, I'm a tyrant!
Yeah, I'll light your cigarette!
I'm a fire, I'm a threat!

I'm as hot as the sun!
I'm getting closer, better run!
And if you need a flamethrower,
I'm the real mind blower!
Cause I will make it explode!
I defy the river flow!

I will blaze through the Earth!
I'm much more than fire hearth!
Dragon breath!
I'm the best!
C'mon, put me to the test!
Heartburn acting in your chest!
I'm never calm, I never rest!

And I won't stop 'till it's all down to ash!
I'm as powerful as a meteor clash!
I'm the soul of a rumbling volcano!
And it will never rain, no!
I never go dormant, I'm always active!
And when I erupt, no one will live!

So you better be afraid!
I'm like a firebomb raid!
So say your prayers, before you're scorched!
Your hopes and dreams are being torched!
Power beyond the Earth's core!
Fire burning, hear it roar!

[OranBerrySandvich]

Y'all may be flame r****dant, but you sure ain't bulletproof.
Come on crowd, raise the damn roof.
I'll pump you so full o' lead you'll be like a pencil,
And not the kind that goes well with a stencil
Keep your rhymes short and phat, I shouldn't need to tell you that.
But yet you ignore and bore, so I need my shotgun, stat.

[Gusparce]

Son, you think you so much with your toy gun.
But when you see me you'll just cower and run.
Because you know that my raps will commit verbal murder on you.
Your raps are nothing but static and scat.
I'll step over your rhymes like a dusty old mat.
When Dunsparce comes in the house, he's invincible.
He may come from the low,
But he's a master at show.

[Tom_]

I don't want to be here with all of these people
Mourning along in the church and the steeple
But here I am in my jacket and tie
And I'll be honest, I swear I won't lie
I'm respecting you, I mean you're dead
But I don't know you-- we're not inbred
You lived 18 countries away so why am I here
I'm pretty sure half the guys came for free beer
So I'm gonna leave, and I don't feel bad
Because you're distant family-- not even close to grandad.

[spritey]

I come by here everyday,
Seeing rappers that went astray,
I'm tired of seeing this rap,
'Cause to me it's all crap,
If you wanna get intense,
Say somethin' that makes sense,
And keep it phat, says the topic,
For now I got two words - "stop it."

[OranBerrySandvich]

So you're telling us we suck, but you can't speak rap.
For a crime like that I should give you a slap.
Fortunatley for you, I don't hit little girls.
With their pretty pink dresses and hair in curls.
I gave a pretty accurate picture, or maybe not.
Did yo momma hit you with an ugly stick since you were in the cot?
Now do us a favour, leave us alone.
You and your "raps" should just stay unknown.

(Cwutididthar?)

[Catstorm]

Rap is a word that can go many ways
And we've been fighting over the definition for so many days
Can't you see we rap in all different rhythms
This poetic war could reach cataclysms
If we don't stop now and take a good thought
Any number of rhyme words here can be brought.

You can see I've broken out of my standard quatrain
In order to dish out a little more pain.

[Boris Airay- The Chesire Cat]

you wanna talk about pain
i will show you what that is
you don't know the game i play
i will just say
time to heat it up
like a fiery sun
and so you know i am number one

[spritey]

If you think you're the best, don't even try to gloat,
'Cause my rapping is twice as good as what you just wrote,
If you won't surrender,
Try to prove you're better,
And then I'll understand,
That you've got skill, and you're not a buzzkill,
And you can comprehend,
With the rapping style,
Show me you're hostile,
No doubt you've got some brilliance,
Maybe you've got talent, maybe you're quite valiant,
But I need some more evidence!

[Skarmory8]

Unown addict? Addict of what, may I ask?
Because addiction to unown, as addictions go, is trash.
Can you stop? When did you start? Why are you on this crass?
'Cos my momma always told me that drug pushers should kiss my ass.

[spritey]

I can't just stand by,
letting this topic die.
I'll post some lines when I have the time,
'Cause letting this end is the true crime,
Don't let this rot,
Rap will never stop,
Don't be sour,
Don't sit there and glower,
And post when you can,
If you're a man,
And if you give a damn,
I actually care,
And that I swear,
So ignore any fear,
And come post here,
It won't hurt, no doubt,
Rap is what it's about,
It's fun, I guarantee,
Skill is the key,
So don't try to flee.

[b1g]

you think you're a star player of verbal baseball
i'll knock you for home runs with just a mouthfull
keep it simple unown addict, ain't nobody stoppin us
nobody comin' in and droppin' us
three minutes in my fist'll be in your aesophagus
three word lines don't demonstrate any real skill
you're at the bottom of the food chain with your main man krill
i'm the killer whale, ferocious and wild
my wordplay is hot and spicy and you're weak and mild
fear and swear don't even rhyme, you're just an illiterate child
you might look good on paper but you're horrid out loud,
now exit stage left through the disappointed home crowd

[spritey]

fear and swear don't even rhyme

((Exactly. I rhymed swear with care, and fear would go with here. ))

Look, I know you're quite talkative,
But there's no need to be so provocative,
I'm a honest soul, and I bring you no ill will,
So please be nice and take a chill pill,
I want to help the topic by choosing to reply,
So this wouldn't die and you guys wouldn't cry,
I understand that you're a rap strategist,
But I'm just a pacifist,
Maybe my rhymes may suck,
And sometimes I get stuck,
But respect that I try,
And I won't lie,
When I say you can have the glory,
And continue your story,
While I sit and sulk,
And you're the big bulk,
So maybe I can hit harder,
Or throw farther,
But I'm not in the mood,
I don't mean to be rude,
I wan't to take it slow,
I know you're a pro,
And I can barely glow,
I'm taking it easy, so don't worry about me,
There are many better rappers that you will see,
I am a disgrace,
No one wants to see my face,
But as I've replied and now I'm through,
From the sidelines, I'll be rooting for you.

[uniunicornz]

I like to eat pie
and i like to harvest rye
and i like to drink juice
and i like to stare at moose
and i like to lick lollipops
so i guess that made you flop
whoops, opops
i didnt mean to suck
but all you people were made to flunk
hehe, hoho
i like to eat pie
and harvest rye.









HAHA HEHE HOHO

[Skarmory8]

C'mon man take this seriously
Are you drunk? Cos yo doin this deliriously
May I ask about that junk involving pie
May I ask what, when, how, where, and maybe why?
Cos when you be a sop
Choosing to rap 'bout lollipops
You won't get a major drop
Hopefully someone will ring the cops
YOU FLOPPED

So I hope you understand why you're not suited to this topic
Your rap was so bad I should've got my gun and shot it
So please get out
You lazy fudging layabout
That's the end of that shout
Now people can get on with the REAL gangsta pouts