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Misc => Media => TV and Movies => Topic started by: SirBlaziken on December 17, 2013, 21:09
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We all have things said in movies and TV that amuse us and make us laugh. Also others make make us feel other emotions. So, share them here!
From the Big Bang Theory:
Leonard: I know you don't like it, but at least fake a smile.
*Sheldon smiles like the Joker*
Leonard: We're here to see Raj, not kill Batman!
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Sheldon's face in that scene is brilliant xD
From Glee -
Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A?
Santana: I thought you sucked, Fievel. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut.
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"If it bleeds we can kill it" - Predator
"Get to the chopper!" - Predator
"It's not a tumour!" - Kindergarden Cop
Plus pretty much the whole of the original Total Recall; Arnie's a one liner genius
Will do a non-Arnie version at some point too!
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"FINLAND" - patrick star
thats it really
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gandalf: "use the force, harry"
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From 2 broke girls:
"Fine doesn't mean fine.The scale goes Great, Good, Okay, Not Okay, I Hate You, Fine."
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"If it bleeds we can kill it" - Predator
"Get to the chopper!" - Predator
"It's not a tumour!" - Kindergarden Cop
Damn! You beat me to all the good Arnold Quotes! (pretty sure there's others but I cant think of em now.)
"Go ahead, make my day" -Clint Eastwood
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Most Patrick Bateman quotes >>>>>>>>>>
Might add to this tomorrow and go full in
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From the Pirates of the Caribbean series:
Sailor: You're completely mad!
Jack Sparrow: Oh good, if I wasn't, this would never work.
*Sparrow sets off a huge chain reaction allowing him to get to the other ship*
Jack Sparrow: And that was without a single drop of rum.
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(Airplane!)
ELAINE: Surely you can't be serious?
DR. RUMACK: I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
(Airplane!)
DR. RUMACK: This woman needs to be taken to a hospital.
ELAINE: A hospital, What is it?
DR. RUMACK: A big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now.
Airplane is fab okay.
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From Buffy:
Xander: (reading a newspaper) Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? (Angel comes up behind him. He doesn't look up) Hey, man, how you doing?
Angel: Buffy.
Buffy: Angel.
Xander: Xander.
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Tbh just the whole of mean girls.
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Blade Runner:
Roy Batty: All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
American Psycho:
Patrick Bateman: There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
Tree Of Life:
Mr. O'Brien: I wanted to be loved because I was great; A big man. I'm nothing. Look at the glory around us; trees, birds. I lived in shame. I dishonored it all, and didn't notice the glory. I'm a foolish man.
500 Days (Of Summer)
Tom Hansen: This is lies. We are liars. Think about it. Why do people buy cards? It's not because they want to say how they feel. People buy cards because they can't say they feel or are afraid to. And we provide the service that let's them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. Or at least let them speak for themselves. Right?
2001: A Space Odyssey
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]
HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
A Clockwork Orange:
Alex DeLarge: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Children Of Men
Jasper: Julian and Theo met among a million protestors in a rally by chance. But they were there because of what they believed in in the first place, their faith. They wanted to change the world. And their faith kept them together. But by chance, Dylan was born.
Kee: [picks up another photo] This is him?
Jasper: Yeah, that's him. He'd have been about your age. Magical child. Beautiful. Their faith put in praxis.
Miriam: "Praxis"? What happened?
Jasper: Chance. He was their sweet little dream. He had little hands, little legs, little feet. Little lungs. And in 2008, along came the flu pandemic. And then, by chance, he was gone. You see, Theo's faith lost out to chance. So, why bother if life's going to make its own choices?
Probably missing some but oh well. The Blade Runner one is especially beautiful
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V for Vendetta
Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.
The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon: You have to help me, it's in the roommate agreement.
Leonard: Oh Sheldon.....
Sheldon: Section 74c. The various duties in case one of which becomes a robot.
*Leonard reads the document on the screen*
Leonard: I'll be damned.
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Peggy (To Helga stuck in sewer pipe): Helga! You're supposed to be losing weight!
Helga (Holdin chopsticks and Chinese food): So I'm NOT Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it, is there really any sewer bigger than the world of professional modelling?
˜The Oblongs
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Game of Thrones
Ygritte: You know nothing Jon Snow...
The Dark Knight Rises
CIA agent: You're a big guy
as well as pretty much everything else Aidan Gillen says in that movie
Aiden Gillen in GoT too >>>>>>>>>
Another TDKR quote
Talia al Ghul: Talia. My mother named me Talia before she was killed. The way I would have been killed if not for my protector...Bane. I climbed out of the pit. I found my father and brought him back to exact terrible vengeance. But by that time, the prisoners and doctor had done their work to my friend, my protector. The League took us in, trained us. But my father could not accept Bane. He saw only a monster, whose very existence was a reminder of the hell he'd left his wife to die in. He excommunicated Bane from the League of Shadows. His only crime was that he loved me.
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Johnny and Dukey: AAAAAAAAAH! ALIENS!!!!
Astronaut: Actually we're astronauts from Canada's first moon launch, eh.
Johnny and Dukey: AAAAAAAAAH! CANADIANS!!!!
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"Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?" - Robin
From young justice ^^
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Spongebob Squarepants
Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium.... bombs!, N is for no survivours WHEN YOU'RE....
Spongebob: Plankton, those things aren't what fun is all about!
Jake 2.0
Diane: (About Jake) He's only been an agent for six months, he still gets his badge tangled on things!
Also from Jake 2.0
Jake: This is exciting! Its not every day that our little team gets a new member. Were we going to tell me or were we going to wait until I pick up my coffee cup one day and it says "Property of Ben whatever-his-name-is".
Kyle: His name is Wilton and he's a very competant agent.
Jake: Good, I wouldn't want to be replaced by an incompetant one.
Louise: You're not being replaced Jake and we were going to tell you but you jumped the gun by spying on us!
Fairly Oddparents
Cosmo: That's Wiggity-wiggity-wack!
Wanda: Whatitty-whatitty-what?
Digimon Tamers
Henry: This is crazy! Even the digital world made more sense than this!
Moshi Monsters the Movie
Poppet: Hey, when did your get-up-and-go get up and leave? I didn't have you down as a pessimist.
Katsuma: I'm not, I just think awful things are gonna happen!
The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy
(Grim zaps Billy's eyes with his sythe and Billy sees and hears everything like a japanese anime)
Mandy: Anata me wa mada kichigai da.
Billy: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A THING YOU'RE SAYING!
Note: Mandy is saying "Your eyes are still crazy" in japanese
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Herbert: You know what day it is?
Meg and Chris: No.
Herbert: It's bath day!
Chris (Annoyed): Ohhhhhh! I don't want to take a bath!
Herbert: Not you silly! It's bath day for me! But I can't wash myself. Do you know any strong young hands to help me in and out of the tub?
*Cuts to Herbert in the tub and Meg scrubbing his back*
Herbert (Disgusted): Oh rats!
~Family Guy
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The Simpsons
Homer: I'm a rage-aholic! Why can't I live without rage-ahol?!
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Lisa: I'm in the wrong school!
Class: hahahahahahaha
WSE French Teacher: non non non, en France
Class: ahonhonhonhonhonhon
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i do love spongebob
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All from Supernatural:
Dean: Hey, credit card fraud isn't easy.
Bela: Let's all 3 of us have a heart-to-heart
Dean: That's assuming you have a heart.
Dean: Hold on, I'm thinking.
Bela: Don't strain yourself.
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Xander (Dropping stick he is poking Ling Ling with): WHAT AM I DOING?! I've become the thing I hate most!
Toot: A guy that pokes things with a stick?
˜Drawn Together
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Sweeney Todd:
((About Pirelli's Miracle Elixir that makes you hair grow))
Tobais: Let Pirelli's activate your roots, Sir
Mr. Todd: Keep it off your boots, Sir, eats right through
Tobais: Yes, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it. Ladies seem to love it!
Mrs. Lovett: Flies do too!
((About making pies out of people))
Todd: Is that Squire on the fire?
Lovett: Mercy no, Sir, look closer you'll notice it's grocer.
Todd: Looks thicker, more like Vicar.
Lovett: No, it has to be grocer, it's green.
honestly my favourite film
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On the Waterfront
Terry: You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody...
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Bob (While his pipe is in his mouth and has flowers in it): That's it! Debbie has to go!
Pickles: Oh come on, Bob. She's not that bad.
*Debbie enters room holding a glass and hands it to Pickles*
Debbie (Cheerfully): I made you a virgin Daiquiri, Mrs. Oblong! Hee hee! I said "virgin!"
Pickles (Holding glass): Okay. B**** gotta go!
~The Oblongs
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how could i forget
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"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." - Eames, Inception
That & the waiting for a train quote from Cobb & his late wife are my two favorites just from that movie.