Topic: first world problems

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I picked up a box and found some baby spiders on my hand.

 Had to relocate them. I felt as if I was their spider social services.

[The name master]

2 levels left before the golden pyramid in Wario Land 4 in super hard mode and I can't find one jewel piece for each of them!

Also water is a pain to work with in Minecraft! I want it all level, but there's currents everywhere and I don't know how to get rid of them!

[SirBlaziken]

I'm so tired and I still have work tonight.

[sans the skeleton]

2 levels left before the golden pyramid in Wario Land 4 in super hard mode and I can't find one jewel piece for each of them!

Also water is a pain to work with in Minecraft! I want it all level, but there's currents everywhere and I don't know how to get rid of them!

grab water in a water bucket, then pour the water onto the currents. should level it out.

[Inferna]

Uni is kicking my ass lol
An actual first world prob: bought some bakery bounty cookies from work but they're like bricks and not nice and chewy

[Cody999]

Typing "How to chill out" into google hasn't returned any useful suggestions so I'm still super mad although I can't quite remember why.

[the bread dragon]

it's 79° outside but i'm stuck inside writing an essay smh

[The Shrub Dragon]

the 6th form art students at my school are in paris and honestly there are only so many filtered photos of the eiffel tower i can see before wanting to delete my instagram altogether

[The name master]

I need to think of short story to introduce a new character, but I can't think of anything!

Also writing another story where the bad guy and the good guy has to work together, but it just seems like they're not enemies at all. They don't argue, they don't fight, they only threaten to destroy each other once. There's only a little argument in the middle..... It sucks, basically!

[SirBlaziken]

Procured a copy of Melee finally and now I lost my memory card. There's 9 bucks i'm not getting back.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

My sleep pattern is completely dead rn. Like I woke up at 14:30 today and it's currently 04:00 and I'm about to watch an episode of arrow before bed -_- Going to try and force myself up at 12:00 tomorrow and then 10:00 the day after to slowly pull it back into normality because 14:30 is not a normal time to be waking up -_-

[sylar]

goitre wont go away and its making breathing very hard

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Jon wont let me put dinner on because I keep doing it when he promises... He's fixing a broken mod on the witcher. The oven has been preheated for half an hour.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

you know that cat inside/outside the door problem???? got that going on with the Local Lurgie thats going around. last one gave me a 2-3 week chest infection so i'd like this one to make its mind up sharpish so i can get Preventatives either in action or not (chest exercises, some stretches off a respiratory physio, deep breathin practise, onion n garlic soup w a whole head of garlic, consuming enough ginger to light a fire and enough honey to make bees kill me on sight, drinkin so much aldis bootleg berocca that my pee lights up the house, etc)

edit: i know antibiotics exist but i hate having to resort to them cos a) contributing to the impending Antibiotic Resistance Crisis which will probably happen at the same time as Peak Oil (and also snickers/mars bars reaching the same size as the Fun Size bar size & also Freddos being £1.80) and also b) the whole "ass = upside down footage of an oil well" problem u get on them 

[sans the skeleton]

im tired. i want to stop existing now, please. i've had more than enough.

everything was going so well until i realised how much of a bad i really am. figures.

not to be edgy but i'm. very done with all of this. very empty. cant feel much.