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Misc => Role Play => Forum Games => Topic started by: SirBlaziken on October 31, 2013, 23:19
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Here, you say riddles and if you get one right, you post one!
Example
P1: (says riddle)
P2: (Says answer)
P1: Yes (or no), post yours (if yes)
First one!
It's 3 in the morning, you hear your parents at the door and they want breakfast (odd, huh?). All you have is a bottle of wine, a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, and a jar of jelly. What do you open first?
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The door.
Riddles man. I love 'em.
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The wardrobe - I don't want to answer the door in my pyjamas!
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nothing, you go back to bed
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You're all wrong. Now, look closer.
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Your eyes?
It's three in the morning so you should be asleep.
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If the punishment would've been inflicted, Chloe, Apple, and Dick would of had to change their avvy to a giraffe.
Moon Chaser, you're right,
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What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
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Going with a corny answer:
A smile
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The flu.
Probably not the answer you're wanting, but it's technically right
(I've heard this before too, I just don't remember the answer)
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Your mortal soul?
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It's 3 in the morning, you hear your parents at the door and they want breakfast (odd, huh?). All you have is a bottle of wine, a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, and a jar of jelly. What do you open first?
off topic: hahaha that was on facebook last night
on topic:
happiness
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Your heart.
Because if you couldn't keep it you would die.
Yeeeeeeeeeahhh...
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What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
The answer to the riddle.
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The answer to the riddle.
You have just blown my mind.
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You have just blown my mind.
Riddles often blow one's mind. So, although my guess hasn't been determined as the right answer just yet, the fact that my answer blows your mind is enough to justify it as a good guess.
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If the punishment would've been inflicted, Chloe, Apple, and Dick would of had to change their avvy to a giraffe.
Moon Chaser, you're right,
theres a punishment?
lolwut
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So Moon... Who's right?
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So far no one has.
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Your word.
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A gift.
(The gift that keeps on giving. Re-gifting.)
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Your word.
I agree. Ah, well. You beat me to it, Sniper. :laugh:
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wasnt really a snipe, he said it an hour before you :P
gonna go with nate, your word sounds good!
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wasnt really a snipe, he said it an hour before you :P
And when did you hear me say that it was a snipe? :???
I was calling him 'Sniper' because it was his nickname.
EDIT: Nate may have googled it. His response is a common one. If he had known it off the top of his head, he most likely would have posted sooner... ::)
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As usual, Sir, your deduction is spot on. Normally I wouldn't do something like that, but this topic was pretty much dead and I want a new riddle.
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Yep, it was your word.
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his nickname is sniper? thats a new one...
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Then it goes to Nate.
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Oh, just realised I'm next. Let's see...
In and out,
Like the tides I go,
Past the jaws,
I move to and fro.
If you lose me,
Find me fast,
Or else my loss
Will be your last.
What am I?
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Is it..... your tongue?
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No, but I guess you're kind of close.
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The legendary Draghost says... your breath.
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I should have known the riddle would be too easy for you, Sir.
Your turn.
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I'll give you the easiest riddle ever because I am merciful.
What does a century, month, and millennium have that a day, week, or year doesn't?
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more time in them?
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The letter n.
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The letter n.
Very good. I'd be very disappointed if I found out that you googled it. It's an easy riddle. You better not have...
Yours, Sniper.
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i just checked, nothing comes up when you google it.
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Then I would expect Nate to get it right. He's a smart Sniper.
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I didn't google it, I thought about it for a moment and worked out the answer. I googled it to double check I was correct, yes, but I didn't get any results anyway.
If you've got it, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got it.
What is it?
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A secret. Although that's debatable.
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Correct, Sir.
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Here's a corny one.
Where does a ruler live?
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In a math class? xD
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Hmm... yeah, I'll take it. It's close enough.
Yours, Apprentice.
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i was going to say that but thought it was too obvious Dx
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That was your weakness.
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my weakness is actually my teeth.
PAAAAAIN
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Hmm... yeah, I'll take it. It's close enough.
Yours, Apprentice.
Wait, that was the answer?! I was joking!
I'll take it.
What vehicle transports you once but never again?
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A hearse.
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That was more of a question than a riddle.
Go ahead.
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My turn then? Okay...
A box without hinges, key or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
What is it?
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You've read the hobbit (or seen the movie)?
Eggs, or more precisely, eggshells
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Nope, I'm just googling riddles.
But yes, you're right.
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Ok, this one's a tough one and my require a pencil and paper. If you google the answer, I'll have lulu blast you. It's also not what you think.
I went fishing one day. I caught 10 without the eye, 9 without the tail, 6 without the head, and 8 cut in half. Although it seems silly to ask it, how many fish were in my basket?
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10. Just because 10 had an eye missing and 9 had a tail missing, doesn't mean to say those nine were different fish
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You are wrong.
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Is it 0? You never specified that you caught fish.
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He also never said he put them in his basket
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Ok, this one's a tough one and my require a pencil and paper. If you google the answer, I'll have lulu blast you. It's also not what you think.
I went fishing one day. I caught 10 without the eye, 9 without the tail, 6 without the head, and 8 cut in half. Although it seems silly to ask it, how many fish were in my basket?
Actually Nate, it did say I caught them. Nevertheless, you're correct.
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Ah, but you never specified what you caught. Anyway, moving on.
There was a green house.
Inside the green house was a white house.
Inside the white house was a red house.
Inside the red house were lots of babies.
What is it?
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Hmmm. A greenhouse?
No flaming idea.
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Nope, I'm afraid you're wrong.
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I'm going to say a flower.
I'm wrong, I know.
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You're right, it is wrong.
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A mistake by a confused, stubborn carpenter?
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No, but that is a better answer than the actual one. Still, I'm not giving you it.
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xD
I think it's a watermelon.
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Yep, correct.
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Ok.
You do not want me. But once you have me, you do not want to lose me. What am I?
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A fight? Maybeee?
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Sounds like the Macarena.
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Wow, you're both wrong.
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Wild guess - a lawsuit?
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You actually got it right.
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We call them 'Court Cases' here in England ;)
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*happy dance*
Just kidding. I can't dance.
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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A coffin... except the man who invented it did need it. Eventually ...hehehehe
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You are correct and very scary.
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Okay then.
What have I got in my pockets?
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?
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He wanted a shot?
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Incorrect hehehe heheehehe
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Wasn't this one on NCIS?
He had hiccups and the barman scared them away?
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Yeah, Dickie Bird - you are right.
I didn't know it was on NCIS.
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It was on some sort of law/police type program, anyway xD
Erm... I forgot I'd actually have to come up with one...
A country is 9000km long, and it contains a rainforest of half that length.
A man walks halfway into this forest, how far into the forest does he have left before he gets out?
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None, because technically hes now walking out of it.
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Yeah, you're right xD
This is what happens when I try to make a riddle...
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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
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The letter M... I heard that one
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Youre right. Aaaaand now I'm all out of good ones.
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I have a good one? I could do that if you can't think of one.
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When you're out of good ones, turn to the riddle of the sphinx.
I walk on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening. What am I called?
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Ah, I know this one. A human.
Four legs crawling as a baby.
Two legs walking as a kid or adult or whatever
Three legs using a cane in old age.
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Nope, close though
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Is the answer simply a baby?
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Nope, but good guess. Sort of...
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Dick, are you saying no to Scrafty because the answer is technically a man?
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Haha, no, I'm not that much of an idiot xD
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Wait, the question is "What am I called". In which case, you are called Dick.
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Awwwwwwwwww...
I'm going to say no on a technicality here
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It's because you're technically called Richard, isn't it?
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Yep.
But you've got it now
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Oh come on. I spent ages figuring that out.
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Finally.
What letter comes next in the following sequence: D R M F S L T _?
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D
It's Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do
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Yep, correct.
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Yay! ^_^
Now, for another riddle...
Why is an orange like a bell?
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Because they both peel (or peal)
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Yep - you can thank the 1960s riddler for that one xD
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Well, since Chloe doesn't have one, I'll put this in.
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
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With a time machine.
Marry one today, then time travel back to yesterday and marry the next then time travel back and marry the third. Each marriage was legal because he hadn't yet married.
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A for effort, F for result.
That's not it.
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Mark's a minister or priest.
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So you're saying it's his job?
Still, you're correct.
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A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
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Because he wasn't working that day so he was just walking?
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Yep, correct.
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Really? I was being sarcastic xD
Erm...
A swan is in the center of a circular lake but he cannot take flight from the water, only on land. On the parameter of the lake there is a hunting dog that desperately wants the swan but cannot swim. So the swan must make it to the land before taking off and must do so before the dog makes it to him. The dog is almost 4 times faster than the swan and always runs to the point around the lake closest to the swan.
How can the swan get out of the lake and take flight before the dog gets him?
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There is an island in the middle of the lake that the swan is on?
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That'd work, but it's not the right answer. The swan is in the water.
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Dick, I gave up and Googled the answer, and all I can say is that it could be a while before a non-cheater gets it...
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Possibly...
Eh, blaze says he's smart, he should get it xD
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I think I have it.
Swan can swim .25 of the way in a circular kind of path and get far away from the dog. Then, swim the rest of the way to land.
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That's it, yeah. Although if you want the proper explanation:
The swan can travel 1/4 of the way to land then swim in a circular path around the center of the lake (the swan will be moving slightly faster around than the dog in their circles). Once the swan is as far as he can get away from the dog in his circle he can swim the remaining 3/4 of the way to shore. The dog must travel the radius of the lake time pi (radius * π) while the swan only has to travel 3/4 the radius four times slower (3/4 * radius * 4). So the swan will make it to the shore and fly before the dog reaches it.
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Meh, I had to sleep on it to figure it out.
I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?
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The alphabet? Idk...
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No, although that would work.
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I think it's a dictionary, but thats half-guess.
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Yes, it is indeed.
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Yay, me!
A man and his boss have the same parents, but are not siblings. How is this possible?
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The boss was given away for adoption and so technically wouldn't be classed as the mans brother (or sister, I guess)
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They are the same person.
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SB2K is right.
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It wasn't that hard.
How long is the answer to this question?
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Depends on how wide the font is :P
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No, not even close.
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9 letters.
The answer is 9 letters long.
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18 characters long
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No and no.
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23 letters long.
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two answers!
1. three words long
2. how long
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two answers!
1. three words long
2. how long
HAve to go with your first answer, which is wrong. Nate is also incorrect.
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if the first one is incorrect does that mean the second is correct? :wacko:
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You can post a riddle, #2 is the right one.
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yaaaay
ok so
you throw away the outside and cook the inside. then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. what did you eat?
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A delicious chicken?
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yup, either that or corn!
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Risky business, but only in name,
Once known as happy, still easy to tame.
If good health and power is your ultimate wish,
Treat it with kindness, and you shall know bliss.
Which Pokemon am I?
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You are a Chansey.
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Correct. Good job
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After looking for his long lost brother that he has never met before, Justin is able to learn his brother's home address and name. When he shows up at his house he finds a fireman, a doctor, and a mechanic watching television. He immediately hugs his brother.
How does he know which one is his brother?
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The brother is the fireman. The doctor and mechanic are both female.
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Yep, correct.
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The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.
Billy Smith: “I was outside playing basketball.”
The Maid: “I was dusting the corners of the house.”
Chef: “I was starting to make lunch for later.”
Who is lying?
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Yep, good job Bluffy
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Some sort of heart attack / explosion from the shock of seeing the serial killer #sherlockholmes
(don't even know if it's right, I just wanted to use that hashtag lol)
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she committed suicide
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The man is the killer, and his wife put up a fight.
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The killer is a transformer so when she turned on the radio she actually turned on the killer who killed her before turning back into the radio
Or the killer was already in the car before stopping, presumably a hitch hiker they picked up before
If it's neither of those she just coloured herself red with a crayon in the glovebox and played dead :P
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The killer unlocked the door, killed her, then locked the door again. The car wouldn't move at all, and all the doors would appear untouched.
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The car was a convertible.
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yeee
The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother probably uses it too. Nuns do not have it, neither does Madonna. What is it?
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a last name?
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Haha, yeah! You got it first try, so well done!
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swag
it stands on one leg with its heart in its head. what is it?
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Methinks it's cabbage.
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methinks youre right and what methinks, goes
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Yes!
What can be a large as mountains, small as peas and swims in waterless seas?
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Is it an Ego?
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maybe an asteroid? idk
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The grainy one also known as bread is correct.
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OKAY YAHOOOOOO
poor people have it. rich people need it. if you eat it, you die. what is it?
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Nothing.
The answer is nothing.
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mine are never hard it seems lol good job!
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Shiny you need to post a new one
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Sorry, i've been gone.
Under pressure is the only way I work,
and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
What am I?
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A diamond, perhaps?
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I'm thinking it's either an earthquake or lava.
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dick stole mine, ill go with coal since its relatively close i guess
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Dick takes it! Post the next riddle