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Misc => Role Play => Forum Games => Topic started by: SirBlaziken on March 29, 2015, 17:06
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Welcome to PKMN Labs, where the future is today! Here we have many research projects and you get to (read my lips: are being forced to) hear about the results of all of them, and then you get to decide if you believe it or not (you decide), then you state the results of your own experimentation! Here's an example *starts video*
Scientist: Studies have shown that catching 30 eevees makes you 15% cuter.
You: As if! Studies have shown that playing Metric Football kills off 5% of the remaining tiger population in the world.
*Stops video* Alright! Here's the first scientist!
Studies have show that using Blaziken in OU increases your chance of being banned by 100% and your general likability decreases by 200%.
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Ha, that's a simpleton's fact!
I will let you know that studies have demonstrated that 69% of Wailords are on Skitties performing hot actions!
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I believe that.
Studies have shown that playing Board Game Online increases your randomness factor by 15% every game.
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Stunning!
Did you know that a study has revelaed that playing Dominion increases the likelyhood of needing a mate by 31.88%?
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I thought those were inconclusive!
Did you know that studies show that 1 in 5 people hate Mews sculpted out of chocolate?
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Poppycock!
Studies have shown that 1 in 6 Forum Games posts are completely false and should not be trusted.
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Wooooahhh!
Did you know that 1 in 10 people do not know our lord and savior Arceus?
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Oblivion!
Did you know that recent studies have shown that Leeroy Jenkins is not actually facing Jaraxxus, but a mirror?
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That's obviously fake.
Studies have shown that everyone can fire lazors but are too stupid to do so.
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My study was not fake, nor yours.
According to Smogon, an individual can smoke loads of weed every day and keep sanity (http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/np-oras-ou-suspect-process-round-3-ghosts.3533937/).
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That's surprisingly invalid (*sarcasm*)
According to a recent study, pancakes are delicious.
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studies have shoqwn your both Nerds
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We knew that. It was already proven. So sorry you're still using Internet Explorer.
Studies have shown that Google Chrome is faster than IE
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Good! I thought IE was quicker because just one person uses it, thus increasing the likelihood of it not being slow!
Studies have shown SJWs can write properly, but only when oppressed.
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False! SJW's are terrible writers either way!
Studies have shown that trolling can in fact reduce your lifespan.
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It might, but it certainly is worthy sometimes!
Studies have shown that 36.5% of Murlocs are mrglglglglgl, and the rest is, apparently, mglglglglglglglglrgl.
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I didn't think that was true.
Studies have shown that drinking Moo Moo Milk actually increases the likelihood of getting an egg from your pokemon.
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That's splendid!
Studies have shown that 66.6% of the content of Moo Moo Milk is Satan's babies.
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Incorrect!
Studies have shown that 99% of Pikachu like to eat souls.
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Impossible! Pikachus can't eat souls. Hey wait, pikachu, what are yo- *soul is siphoned out and falls to the ground, dead*
Studies have shown that suggesting a character to Nintendo for smash actually increases your appetite by 15.2%
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Impressive remark.
Studies have shown that having hunger for vengeance increases by 11.2% the chances of a diet being successful.
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I believe it. I mean getting back at my enemies is how i've kept this slim figure!
Studies have shown that throwing kittens at your enemies will increase your likeability by 7%
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That sounds likely, cats are horrible things xD
It's been proven that dinosaurs were actually 99.999% dolphin
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Ok, that's got to be false.
Studies have shown that being perverted increases your chances of winning Cards Against Humanity by 40%
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False. But being "evil" increases your winning odds by 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000%!
It's a fact that Misty is a psycho.
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I believe this; in fact, I have lived this.
It is a fact that being a pervert increases by 100% the possibilities of knowing what the Internet is for (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs).
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Lies!
Studies have shown that any person that is not a Pokemon trainer fails at life. Same has been gathered if you are not the greatest trainer of all.
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I see the truth of this and wish to deny it. But alas, I cannot.
Studies have shown that even with diet and exercise, you will still die.
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Interesting, then what is the point?
Studies show that 59% of Yamask used to be condemned criminals.
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Well, I guess that makes sense. They're likely vengeful, but then why yamask and why not Banette?
Studies have shown that participating in a play will increase you chance at earning monies by 5%
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And I thought the chance was higher…
I will let you know that catching Blaziken in Pokémon Shuffle without using items increases your mad skillz in everything by 265%.
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Those results are skewed. It's really by over 9000%
Studies have shown that by proving that the above user to be an imposter actually decreases you chance of high blood pressure?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFvWJ89Tgg
It does nothing!!
And studies show that being a brony will make you 20% cooler.
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Personally, I think that's false.
Studies have shown that schooling increases stress by 25% and decreases amount of money and asleep by 200% and 300% respectively.
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Half wrong. Schooling causes 9000000% stress levels.
It's a fact that Poliwag like to swim in a vault of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck.
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Yes, but they live in water but where would they get all that gold?
Studies have shown that babies prefer pictures of ducks over dank memes.
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Inconceivable!
Studies have shown performing a Sonic Boom in front of a hedgehog turns the hedgehog into an evil character.
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Objection!
It is a fact that if you claim to be an evil supreme dictator and can get beaten up easily by a pathetic guy in a grass skirt and a schoolgirl, you are pathetic!