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Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« on: March 02, 2017, 14:41 »
By menu, I mean you can't eat them.

But seriously though, do Nintendo actually think that people will eat their cartridges?

Nintendo are just weird sometimes.


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Re: Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2017, 15:16 »
?

what am I going to eat this weekend then

smh Nintendo working hard to make sure I starve apparently
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Re: Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2017, 19:04 »
Its to stop kids and animals eating them and choking on them. A pretty smart move imo, considering I once lost a gba game to my dog.

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Re: Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2017, 22:21 »
Its to stop kids and animals eating them and choking on them. A pretty smart move imo, considering I once lost a gba game to my dog.

I mean, I'm pretty sure more people are putting them in their mouths now to see how bad they taste than would have without it, but I guess that's just darwinism filtering out the morons lmao.
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Re: Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2017, 23:18 »
I mean, yeah, i just got zelda today and ive never wanted to stick a game cartridge in my mouth so very badly.

This actually feels like an appropriate metaphor for my whole life at the moment. Doing things that i know are a bad idea and will end with misery and a bad taste in my mouth but, dammit, are just so tempting.

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Re: Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2017, 01:38 »
probably tastes like the nail varnish my mum used to put on my nails to stop bitin em jokes on her i still do it



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Re: Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2017, 00:08 »
I bet the cartridges smell so good! Good enough to eat!
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Re: Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2017, 16:34 »
just incase anyone is wondering if this is some big practical joke and they don't actually taste bad

they really do like woo Nintendo what are you up to pal
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Re: Nintendo Switch cartridges are not on the menu!
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2017, 15:55 »
I mean, it says it was found out because people put them in their mouth, so apparently somebody's trying to make a meal out of them.