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I wish I was one of those people who had the discipline to go to the gym before work. Or go to the gym after work. Or just go to the gym.
Well, last time a big snowstorm was supposed to hit, I was singing songs that were from Guitar Hero and we had the next day off. Seems like a perfectly reasonable time to learn the lyrics to Savior by Rise Against. xD
sigh, my first popular tumblr post of the year and some americans are lacking in chill man[looks directly in to the camera like on the office]
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im a bit late for this but gyms are overrated anyway and all the machines get hella boring after not so long oh yeah i can do 20,000x rows and go nowhere to show for it or i can run 300000 metres and go nowhere to show for it. great.hmm i'd use the bench and see if i can break this plateau for an ounce of stimulation in this sweaty House Of Ennui but theres some horrid little napoleon complex uni student trying to impress uninterested ladies with his Crossfit nonsense, just do the roll of shame and get off the bench press chair already pipsqueak!!!! yeeshconclusion: gyms are stupid and pointless places unless you're really specifically lookin for like, gains on ur lats for the muscle show or whateveroutside running is like, well you can do the couch to 5k but if you want to be Serious about it you might as well just sledgehammer ur knees and save yourself the hassle unless you get a proper gait analysis done also you have to be too near other people and their Judgements when ur running and who wants that???theres sports but sports are for clowns who like to touch each others bottomsif you got a good garden or a nice sturdy thing you can hang a punchbag up on then get a punchbag, fill it up full of old clothes or whatever and put peoples faces on it who you hate and go postal all bam biff pow "take that kevin from work!!! not so Power Thrills are we now im punchin ur lights out eh???????" and its so stress relievingmaybe do a bike a bit too, bikes are cool and they annoy motorists which is greati want to say "it works 4 me" but ive got so out of the habit cos if you hang anything in this house it'd probably all fall down and ive given up having a bike here cos it just keeps getting stolen so im having to resort to deadlifting a bunch of waterbottles in a jute bag whenever my clown body from hell ain't throwin a fit (it works and thats all i care about)