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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #330 on: April 27, 2014, 03:52 »
Quote from: CrimsonalCore on August 31, 2010, 09:16
Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon (Even Pokemon characters, place, etc. too. :3) joke with mother, though. :3

I'll start...

Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.

yo mamas so fat that her splash atack does damage
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #331 on: May 04, 2014, 22:40 »
Your mother happens to be so fat that she actually was given one hundred space characters in her name just to fit her required number of kilocalories AND her fat name.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #332 on: June 15, 2014, 22:05 »
Hey, Cubone!
Yo momma's so..... DEAD!

Yo momma's so fat she can't wear shorts, even though she still thinks they're comfortable and easy to wear!

Yo momma's so fat, she weighs OVER 9000 pounds!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #333 on: June 15, 2014, 22:07 »
Yo momma so fat she used splash and the planet split in two.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #334 on: June 15, 2014, 22:42 »
Your mother happens to be of such a flithy and sexual nature that she makes love to Ditto... without any of them using transform.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #335 on: July 31, 2014, 10:56 »
Yo momma's so ugly that when she was cutting down trees in a forrest full of Trevenant, they actively threw her out so they wouldn't have to look at her for all eternity!

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to eat Swirlix!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #336 on: October 17, 2014, 16:16 »
Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #337 on: October 17, 2014, 16:20 »
Quote from: Captain Jigglypuff on October 17, 2014, 16:16
Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck!

You... you have responded to yourself. Even if you don't have a mother, this is committing sudoku.

In any case…

Your mother befalls to be so fat that she can OHKO Physically Defensive 100% of the times with Heavy Slam!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #338 on: October 18, 2014, 18:49 »
Yo momma so ugly that when uxie opened its eyes to look at her, it lost its memory.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #339 on: October 18, 2014, 20:00 »
You momma's so ugly that even Muk are repulsed by her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #340 on: October 18, 2014, 20:05 »
Yo momma so fat that the pillsbury doughboy and lickilicky look anemic compared to her.
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« Reply #341 on: October 18, 2014, 20:10 »
Your momma's so ugly that when a Phantump and Gourgeist looks at her, they scream and die of a heart attack!
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« Reply #342 on: October 18, 2014, 20:14 »
Yo Momma so stupid that she doesn't even need confuse ray to confuse her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #343 on: October 18, 2014, 20:20 »
Your momma's so stupid that she tried looking for Groudon to catch it in Sapphire!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #344 on: October 18, 2014, 20:24 »
Yo Momma so stupid that she thought that poliwag was a squirrel!
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