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I don't think this forum game has ever been made. To check if it had been, I spent at least ten minutes searching. I never found it. Ten minutes was enough of my life to spend looking for it, but if it has been made, obviously lock it, but just take note I did search and stuff.
Someone makes a wish, then the next person ruin the wish. So basically Fairly Odd Parents, Be Careful What You Wish For, that kind of thing. Examples:
I wish for more bread
Granted, but the bread is poisoned and you turn into a frog.
I wish it was the year 1600.
Granted, but you're on board the San Diego (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_(ship)), and you die.
I wish for a bigger nose
Etc. Once again a shameless rip off of a game on another forum, but the more pointless ways to waste time, the better.
I wish for an afro.
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Granted, but it's made of cockroaches
I wish it wasn't as hot D=
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Granted, but it will fall out in the next hour
I wish for Newcastle to get promoted.
-postsniped-
Granted, but it will always be -70 degrees
I wish for Newcastle to get promoted
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Granted, but they get promoted to the Godly League and you never see them play anymore because now they entertain Zeus and Eros on Mount Olympus.
I wish I lived in Mexico.
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Granted, but then you'll be infected with t3h SWINE FLU. OMG.
I wish I could be on the computer for twenty-four hours straight.
((I remember a forum game like this... on this forum... :-/))
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Granted, but you can only watch YouTube videos of Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook performing, and thus you become the most unfunny person ever.
I wish Pokémon cries in video games were actually realistic.
(I know... I've been informed. But I don't think it exists anymore so I might be in the clear.)
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Granted, but your computer explodews within one hour.
I wish for an ice cream ;;
sniped
Granted, but now they all speak like humans.
I wish for an ice cream ;;
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Granted, Ants will steal it
I wish I had a Dog
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Granted, but your dog is actually a demon dog.
I wish I could go to the Haunted Mansion.
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Granted, but the only thing scary about it is the town it's in.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but you have a sudden desire to return to land and, on doing this, you get an airbourne form of The Bends and are hospitalized.
I wish for a fish.
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Granted, but it dies due to klack of oxygen
I wish someone would do my coursework for me
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Granted. But it's all graded at a "U".
I wish for £100.
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Granted, but the notes are ripped in half in front of you.
I wish for a swimming pool.
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Sure, but because you didn't specify the size, it is only 3mm x 3mm
TOO BAD.
I wish for a pony
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Granted, but its a my little pony! waha! I wish for a castle made of rice pudding
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Granted...But It kinda fell seeing as Rice Pudding isnt very solid...
I wish I could meet straight, not married to any other woman, hated by everyone but me Whiplasher and marry him x3
Hah
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Granted, but he becomes bored of your lack of perfection and leaves you.
I wish for two bidoofs.
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Granted, but an hour after you get them, one will evolve, giving you a problem
I wish for FLOOOOOOOOON
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Granted, but it's not actually Drifloon, it's this guy from World of Warcraft (http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=18588)
I wish I was normal.
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Granted... But this was a waist of a wish, seeing as you could have just taught yourself to be normal. Imagine all of the self indulgent luxuries you could have wished for instead!
That's life.
I wish I could appear on a mythbusters episode, bust a few myths with the team, and NOT have to do any of the dirty work; Only the cool and exciting jobs. :D
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Granted, but one of the myths they have to bust is if it's true Treecko isn't real, and it turns out false.
I wish I was a police officer.
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Granted, but you're pretty rubbish at your job and so every shop/house in the city gets robbed then blowed up.
I wish I lived in a giant house :3
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Granted, but you live there with homeless people who throw their pennies at you.
I wish for Lady GaGa to be my best friend :3333
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Granted, but she turns out to be an ancient sorcerer who has been manipulating the music industry and thus penetrates your brain.
I wish for a clown.
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Granted, but he's gone to jail several times for assault.
I wish High School Musical would die in a hole.
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Granted, but exactly one minute after The Jonas Brothers declare their inheritance of the entire world and force all the peons to wear purity rings.
I wish I had the best avatar ever.
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Granted, although you'd be getting it for a day, until someone gets the new best one, which will make yours seem crap.
I wish I could be older so I can drive.
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Granted, but you become sixty and although you can drive, you find it extremely tiring and all the young people's arrogance annoys you.
I wish I had a monocle and a top hat.
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Granted, but the top hat is infected with smallpox and the rim of the monocle is razor wire.
I wish for more Doctor Who.
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Granted, but because Doctor Who is the dominant TV program there is no news. Upon not hearing news of a political nature, the population is turned to anarchy.
I wish I lived in Ancient Rome.
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Granted, you have a lovely apartment in Pompeii. =]
I wish that some of them knew they were robots.
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Granted, but a scientific fallacy is formed and a black hole appeared.
I wish for a new Pokémon.
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Granted, but it's a Magikarp which doesn't even have Splash.
I wish for a new house.
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Granted, but it has too much trees and you can't put any furniture down.
I wish I was a vampire
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Granted, but in sunlight you sparkle, making a mob come after you.
I wish I had a swimming pool...
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Granted, but it's a swimming pool of lava that only Heatran can swin in.
I wish for eternal happiness.
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Granted, but you won't be eternal, and will die in a couple of days.
I wish I had a record contract.
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Granted, but it's a record contract for an a capella label and everybody in the whole world hates you, spiraling you into depression.
I wish for several balloons.
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Granted, but they pop near your ears rendering you permantly deaf.
I wish for a horse.
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Granted, but it runs away almost instantly and you chase it, landing you in a weird crop circle.
I wish for chocolate that would not contribute to my weight.
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Granted, but your feet turn chocolatey.
I wish for enough drive to actually write a book.
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Granted, but you write a book that's sexually explicit.
I wish for Slumdog Millionaire on DVD.
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Granted, but it only plays the credits.
I wish for a Kleenex used by Dr Dre.
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Granted, but it jumps, and every verb is censored.
I wish for a taco. D;
POSTSNIPED
Granted, but it explodes at any impact.
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Granted, but the taco is not or consumable in any form.
I wish for a new Sara Bareilles album ;-;
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Granted, but it has Lil' Wayne featured in every song.
I wish for a new Kanye West album.
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Granted, but the music has been mixed and warped.
I wish for a Huskie Puppy.
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Granted, but it's Stewie from Family Guy in disguise.
I wish for Solange Knowles's album.
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Granted, but it only has one song on it.
I wish for Beyonce Knowles to be with me now.
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Granted, but she runs away after a minute.
I wish I was fifteen. (o.0)
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Granted, but Miley Cyrus comes and sings a song about you being 15.
I wish for twitter to be fast.
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It goes too fast and you don't have a chance to do anything.
I wish to be rich and famous ;D
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Granted, but a naked photo of you gets leaked onto the internet and gets millions of views from fanboys.
I wish for a laptop :3
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Granted, but it doesn't work
I wish for a dog called Doggie.
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Granted, but your friends constantly bully you for having a dog with such a generic name.
I wish I was more careful.
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Granted, but your life is now very boring.
Also, your future son who was going to be conceived in a Motel but would have grown up to be the genius who invented a way to stop global warming will not be born as a result.
I wish for the ability to "moo."
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Granted, but you are turned into a cow then turned into steak.
I would like to be one of my characters in Crossfur School(RP).
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Granted, but your a character you don't particuarly like.
I wish I was Lady GaGa.
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granted, but you got shot in the face by me bc i hate lady gaga. i wish i had a spaceship
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Granted, but you would be arrested by the police for shooting Lady Gaga before you even have a chance to touch your spaceship.
I wish my wish wouldn't be horribly corrupted.
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Granted, but you never said how long the non corruptness would last, so your wish somehow becomes corrupt iin the not too distant future.
I wish Lady GaGa didn't get shot, or Spinda, whichever one got shot.
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Granted, but now Samuel L. Jackson got shot (o.o)
I wish I knew everything.
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Granted, but everyone knows that you know everything, which means that the police ask you who shot Samuel L. Jackson.
I wish I knew Samuel L. Jackson before he got shot.
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Granted, but you got shot after saying Hi!
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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Granted, but you're not bored because Samuel L. Jackson is body slamming you repeatedly and are thus trying to avoid him, hence you are focused on defending your life and are not bored.
I wish I could have stopped Samuel L. Jackson's shooting.
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Granted, but because of this, you receive a plane of gratitiude, which you think is good, but it is filled with snakes which are deadly and dangerous.
I wish for a good film to watch.
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Granted, but nobody else shares your opinion and throws half-eaten tacos at you.
I wish for two cows.
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Granted, and you shall watch Bio-Dome.
I wish to have something tragic or life-saving happen to me.
*SNIPED*
Granted, but they're two HAMBURGERS.
(Same wish)
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Granted, but you get run over, and survive via an operation... for 10 minutes.
I wish for a field of my own.
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Granted, but it is the site of the Britons v Romans in A.D. 60 and you die.
I wish for a gaming console that works.
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Granted, but I sneezed on it. :/
I wish Lobsters could vent hot air through their eyes and create steam that could act as extra eyes.
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granted, but a lobster shoots steam in your eyes and now your blind.
i wish that my dog was an assassin and killed everyone i told it to kill
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Granted, but you have the same name of the person you want to kill.
I wish I had uber powers.
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Granted, but you start mutating into Katy Perry.
I wish for a car.
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Granted. Your best friend is now a car. =3
I don't think he enjoys it, though. >.>
I wish for a sandwich. (^..^)
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Granted, but it's an evil sandwich!
I wish for Big Brother's Little Brother to be on now instead of 6:00pm.
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Granted, but Dermot only rescheduled it because he has turned into an ogre and ogres succumb to the night at 6 P.M. - thus, you are sent into shock by his face.
I wish for the US to be communist.
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XD However Dermot hasn't presented it since 2007...it's been George Lamb...
Granted, but the US then bans hot dogs.
I wish to stand under Rihanna's Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
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Granted but it has holes in it and you get soaked
I wish ash wasn't so stupid
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Granted, but you are super intelligent, too intelligent, and no one likes you because of it.
Granted, but you start mutating into Katy Perry.
I wish for that =P
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XD However Dermot hasn't presented it since 2007...it's been George Lamb...
Granted, but the US then bans hot dogs.
I wish to stand under Rihanna's Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
Oh, well I didn't know because I have basically never watched it in my life except in 2007 so SHUT UP.
Granted, but it is This Katy Perry (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?sid=2b9b3e52d194ff23af0c83b7eefb657c&id=1798920770&hiq=katie%2Cperry&ref=search). You become totally anonymous.
I wish I didn't just spend 10 minutes looking through Facebook for non-famous Katie Perries.
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granted, you spent an hour instead
i wish i had some cheese
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Granted but its full of magots
I wish there was no such thing as exams
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Granted but you don't get any grades and become unemployed, homeless etc
I wish I was magic.
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Granted, but you cant control it and you kill yourself. c:
I wish I was Mrs Gerard Way. xD
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Granted, but you'll be abused and neglected and have your wrists cut all the time.
I wish I had a calculator
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Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I was with Cheryl Cole now.
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SHUT UP.
WHY DON'T YOU. CAPS LOCK IS FUN.
Granted, but Girls Aloud suddenly get 47% less popular.
I wish I had a t-shirt that says 'Again, and, Again'.
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Granted, but street gangsters beat you again and again, true to your t-shirt.
I wish I had a fountain.
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Granted, but it doesn't have a water pump or a bottom.
I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom...
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Granted, but you get constipated and eventually die of internal infections.
I wish for nothing.
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Granted, but this game now is criticized heavily for granted a wish of such a stupid nature and thus ceases to exist, meaning you get something, the lack of existence of this game.
I wish for every single album ever created.
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Sure, but they will all be hand drawn (messily and magically) by me.
I wish my wishes would all be corrupted.
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Granted, but you become really annoyed with the quality of the corruptions and thus grant everyone's wished, therefore making the game pointless.
I wish I was having tea with God right now.
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Granted, but the tea is only fit for higher powers such as God, and when you drink it your head will implode on itself.
I wish I had a robot army that only obeyed me.
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Granted, but they only obey you if you talk in Swahili, a language you (possibly) aren't fluent in.
I wish I was decent at art.
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Ok, but you will be highly allergic to anything to do with art. Allergic means you will die.
I wish nothing could be corrupted (UNKNOWN)
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Granted. You are warped to a parrelel world where everything is perfect. =)
I wish I was taller. =3
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Granted, but you are so tall that you make the Eiffel Tower look like a midget.
I wish I wasn't as amazing as I am for some strange reason.
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...only in art. (HAHA!)
I wish I had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 more whishes
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...only in art. (HAHA!)
???
Anyways granted, you get that many whishes as you asked... dunno what you'll want them for.
I wish for a pet donkey.
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...only in art (HAHA!)
???
I mean you will only have decreased skill in art!!!!
Anyway, as for a wish, you've got yourself, right? :P
I wish for some Italian BMT's
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Granted, but bread with seeds is used to make them, to your probable disgust.
I wish it was 9 in the afternoon.
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Granted, but only in a place you aren't in.
I wish I had a million dollars
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Granted, but you stole them and are now imprisoned in Alcatraz, which is for some reason active.
I wish I could speak Norsk
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Granted but you will never go where you will need to speak norsk.
I wish my flexibility was recognized.
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Granted. You are now Mr. Fantastic! =D
I wish my shirt wasn't ruined...
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Granted, but now you no longer think of yourself upon hearing "I'm too sexy for my shirt."
I wish for Eros to fire an arrow at me.
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I wish I had a nice conure named Peanut who was cute and loveable and like to be held and pet.
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Granted, but it's 500ft tall.
I wish for Eros to fire an arrow at me.
Granted, but it missed.
I wish for peanut butter. :3
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Granted, but it's 500ft tall.
Granted, but it missed.
I wish for peanut butter. :3
Best day of my life. Thank you sir!
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...Err...
I wish I had a pony.
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Granted, but it only has three legs and can't run properly.
I wish for wings.
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Granted. You now have a plate of fried chicken wings. Tasty.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
(Waits for clichéd answer)
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I wish for peanut butter. :3
OK, but you will also get peanut allergies.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
(Waits for clichéd answer)
Ok, you now have a migraine.
I wish for 100 more wishes
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Granted, but each wish has been pre-determined and each one is aimed to make your life hell. Have fun. =D
I wish I was me.
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Granted. You are now an Asian shop assistant called Me.
I wish I felt better. ;-;
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Granted, bit a split-second later, you feel like crap.
I wish for the death of anyone I feel deserved it.
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Granted, but you don't think anyone deserves it.
I wish for 1,200,300,234 grapes
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Granted, but they are all mouldy and disgusting.
I wish for a flying dog.
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Granted! =D
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... *the dog flies away, chasing a bird*
>.>
I wish for a fish on a dish when the boat comes home.
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Granted, but the boat is Titanic 2. O_o
I wish for a glass of orange juice :3
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Granted, but it's got bits in it.
I wish for anonymity.
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NOT GRANTED BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO LOOK THAT WORD UP IN DICTIONARY.
I wish for Tigger!
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Granted, but he bounces on top of you and you contract muscular dystrophy.
I wish for a Messenger service that everyone uses and isn't overly capitalist
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OK, but as soon as you use it, no one will use it.
I wish I was too sexy for my shirt.
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Granted, but of course you can no longer enter certain shops. "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
I wish Hicky's avatar didn't make me feel ill.
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Granted, but it makes you feel angry instead
I wish for fast internet.
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Granted, but it's so fast that it goes to every single website in a second repetitively, meaning you can't use it.
I wish for a pet donkey.
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Okay but it is dead. :[
I wish I could get an Adamant Magikarp with good IVs.
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Granted, but it can't evolve to Gyarados due to holding an Everstone forever.
I wish for some burger and chips, I'm hungry.
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Chips are mouldy and burger is prime poison dart frog steak... oh, you'll die if you eat this. =[
I wish for a cool new hairstyle
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Granted, but it doesn't go by your definition of cool, it goes by someone elses, so it is hideously uncool because of this.
I wish for some new football boots.
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Granted, but they are made from glass.
I wish for a beard.
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Granted, but its a pink beard!
I wish to be ruler of the world!
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Granted, you become ruler of 'the world' newspaper.
I wish for a kitten D:
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Okay, this one is dead though. :[
I wish for world peace.
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Granted, but you didn't state which world, so Monkey World has world peace.
I wish for a flying dog.
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Granted, but zombie kittens eat it two seconds later.
I wish for a zombie kitten now D:
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Granted,but it will try to eat you.
I wish for a milkshake!
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Granted. Go to Mars and get it.
I wish for a new guitar (mah old wowne borokez!)
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Granted, but it is made out of cement and has no strings.
I wish for some magic.
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Granted, but you can't control it and kill yourself.
I wish that no-one can corrupt this wish.
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Granted, but the wish will still be corrupted anyway! ^.^
I wish for a copy of pokemon heartgold in english!
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Okay, but it's a fake and Chikorita is called "Leafmanpo"
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I wish for a tattoo of a shark.
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Granted, but the shark will come to life and eat you! hahaha too easy...
I wish Teen Titans would go back off the TV! I hate that show! >:(
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Okay, but they just go back in again... lol
I wish for a Tattoo of some Algae.
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Granted, but the algae starts to grow even more and eventually covers your whole body and suffocates you!!!!
I wish to pass my Maths Exam. (This is a real wish as at the moment I am failing so to corrupt this is really messed up)
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Granted, but then they discover this exam was fake and give you a completely different one!
I wish I could win the euro millions!
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You do but they accuse you of cheating, Sue you, And take all the Money you won and more.
I wish I could focus on Pkmn net
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OK, but your internet connection will go down causing pkmn.net to go away.
I wish for a not fake copy of chuck norris' autograph
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Granted, but it is very smudged and worthless as it is unrecognisable.
I wish to be in Big Brother.
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Granted. You are now inside your older brother.
I wish for fruits! Lots of fruits! Tasty, tasty fruits!
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Granted. But what tastes good in the fruits are all the bugs burrowing inside them.
I wish for a pet aligator! ^.^ Oh so cute!
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Granted~! Alas, you get a pet CD by The National.
I wish to be cured of hayfever ;;
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Granted, but you develop Yaws.
I wish I had a pair of sunglasses.
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Granted, but it's two halves of Sunglasses you get, meaning they are useless unless you glue the halves together.
I wish I had a pizza that was fresh, tasty and not mouldy.
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Granted but its made of Hair.
I wish for a Better Brain
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You get a better brain, but you fall down the stairs shortly after, rendering it useless.
I wish for a Yorkshire Pudding covered in gravy.
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Granted, but the gravy is made of sloppy poop. >:D
I wish I had been around when Caramelldansen was more popular.
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Granted, but that is during Pompeii and a volcano erupts and you die, with the album firmly in your hand.
I wish I was from Brazil and was six foot two.
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OK, but now Brazilians are now being hunted down (and you just so happen to be standing next to a police station)
I wish for the perfect Chuck Norris autograph. Chuck Norris (the actor from Walker, Texas Ranger) gives it to me, and I do not die or become unable to admire it soon after acquiring it.
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Fine, it is given to a person called Me, not progartpkmn98.
I wish for a moped.
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I wish for $10000000000. Looks like neither of our wishes become true.
I wish for a
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Granted, but it
I wish for three more wishes.
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Granted, you get three wishbones.
I wish for a pet cow.
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Granted, but the cow has Mad Cow Disease and kills you by eating your brains.
I wish none of my wishes go wrong.
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Granted, but now none of your wishes are granted unless you unwish that none of the wishes go wrong.
I wish Walt Disney was still alive so he could tell off Disney Channel for having ONE cartoon.
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Unfortunately Fineas and Pherb exists and Walt would no longer heve the motivation to go on a killing spree.
I wish I were a little bit slimmer.
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Granted. You are unnoticeabley slimmer.
I wish for rain. =3
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Yes.. but it's raining pigs.. and they go splat on everything.. wow thats horrible.
I wish for Pokemon.
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yeah but you take a nap with your new snorlax and he rolls on top of you and kills you.
i wish i had nothing
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Granted.
*You cease to exist*
Your body and soul were "something."
I wish for CANDEH!
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Granted.
Your Clothes,Brain,House,Family,Life and All things you own/Love/Know go and you get Candy as a replacement
Enjoy.
I wish to have an anti-Moth gun.
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but its broken and you get turned into a moth
i wish i had a peanut butter and jelly sammich
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Well. I'm sorry. Btu I ate it before I gave it to you.
Wish for music to be my hot hot sex.
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Granted, but listening to your iPod/MP3 player in public results in... Embarrasing situations...
I wish I had all my stuff back. ;-;
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Granted but you get TOO much stuff and you get squashed.
I wish For A working Anti-Moth Gun >_<
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granted, but you kill one moth, and the rest eat you alive.
i wishi had something to do -.-
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Granted. You are now in a giant rubber ball and must keep running or you'll be thrown around violently inside it while it rolls away.
I wish my head would stop hurting.
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granted. for 5 minutes, then i put YOU in a rubberball and you must keep running or you'll be thrown around violently inside it while it rolls away.
owned. hehe
i wish that there's no way my wish could be corrupted in any way shape or form, forever.
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Granted but as sacrifice that wish itself is Corrupted making Every other one 5 times as worse.
I wish For an early Summer holiday.
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Okay, but the sun has gotten much much closer to the earth than usual.. so it's hot.. deadly hot.
I wish for a pair of my own boobs.
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Granted but it turns out you'd just gotton fat in have infact go Moobs.
I wish for a bottle of Coke.
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granted.. now make sure you sniff it slowly.. dont try to do it all at once.
I wish for a perfect day.
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Granted but its a perfect day for Spiders as they take over the world and enslave humans.
I wish for a Sniper Rifle.
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Granted, but like Tucker, you never get to use it.
I wish I was as cool as Caboose.
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Granted, but Caboose sucks badly!
I wish Pokemon was real.
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Groudon stepped on you.
I wish i could've worn a dress to prom.
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Granted but the dress will disapear at midnight. And your car will turn into a pumpkin.
I wish I didn't have hayfever.
Achoo! DX
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Granted, but now you have AIDS.
I wish i could stop eating cheese.
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Granted, but Caboose sucks badly!
That just hurt... Caboose is so awesome...
Granted, but you stop eating other food as well.
I wish I was more amazing.
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Granted but as a substitute CABOOSE DIES.
I wish Caboose would come back to life ;_;
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Granted. He is now a rotting zombie.
I wish Rayquaza was easier to catch.
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Granted - It dies. Just go pick its Dead body up.
I wish for my hair back ;_;
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Granted, someone staples it to your head.
I wish that this wish would go horribly wrong.
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Michael Jackson shows up at your front door. Right now. Alone.
I wish for Barack Obama to grow out an afro.
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First of all Micheal Jackson DIED.
Granted, he raises your taxes to pay for it.
I wish for a massage chair
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Granted, but it's been poisoned.
I wish I could play a sport.
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Granted. You know how to play golf but you're not very good at it.
I wish my trousers were on backwards.
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Granted, but then two diseases mix to create a new disease that you're not immune to.
I wish I had all of the Pokemon games and the consoles to use them.
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Granted, but you have to live with an Amish family.
I wish people could appreciate animation more.
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granted, but then they grew to hate anything nonanimated, so they destroy everything.
I wish I live in a tree.
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Granted, but you teleport on top of somone near the ocean, fall in and drown.
I wish for a garfield comic to read.
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Granted. The comic consists of three panels in which Garfield does and says nothing.
I wish for THE ANTIDOTE! Dun dun duuuuuuuuhn!
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Granted but then I run In and scream at you for reading such horrible comics.
I wish it was my 12th birthday!
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You are only eleven? My gosh..
that's corrupted enough you skipped a year and went to 13.. then died 13 days later.
I wish it was my 18th brithday =D
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You turn 18, but then a lightning bolt hits you and you turn into a robot.
I wish I could be in Higurashi
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you get a million dollars, then you set off a firework to celebrate, and you burn all your money.
that would suck, mowed all those lawn with that dude watching for nothing.
i wish i had a million dollars, that wouldn't burn up.
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I wish people would remember to make a wish.
-
Granted, but the wishes are paradoxical.
I wish for a long tongue.
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Granted. *a disembodied tongue appears before you*
I wish I didn't sweat.
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Granted. Now you're pores are clogged, thus making you have acne everywhere .
I wish for peace on Earth. And ALL of the Earth.
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Granted. The earth is covered in pieces of cake.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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granted, but you will be eternally thirsty.
I wish HGSS were a American only game.
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Granted, but I'm British so I'm going to use my magic to send you to the moon out of spite. Rar!
I wish the moon really was made of cheese.
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Granted.
It loses orbit and crashes into earth Killing people in a Cheesy Death.
....Hah.
I wish I could've expanded that 'Hah'
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Granted, but it involves you going on an an unrelated rant about cybernetics.
I wish there were more greeting words in English.
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Granted, Now when people greet you they hit you in the face.
I wish I owned a Team of Obediant and Worthy Ghost pokemon.
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Granted, but they die the moment you get them.
I wish for the Action Replay DSi to come out.
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Granted, but your DSi explodes.
I wish that my crush was camping with me.
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Granted, but then a similar experience to the book Hatchet occurs.
I wish I was Ken Jennings.
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Granted, but then you wished you were The Rise of AppRAWRntice.
I wish I understood IVs
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Granted but then IV's were removed from the game, to be replaced with IAPXV's
I wish I could stay in Disneyland FOREVER.
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Granted, but Al-kida attacks it.
I wish I had more money.
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Granted. You get one extra penny.
I wish I had a cow.
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Granted, but it gives you mad cow disease.
I wish that there were no terrorists.
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Granted but more arrive in the later years rendering your wish Pointless.
I wish I had a Pet Haunter ^.^
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Granted, but it steals your soul.
I wish I was a PKMN.net mod.
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granted, but now some people are afraid of you.
i wish i could go into the pokemon world.
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Granted, but Giratina sucks you into the Distortion World.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Granted. You wish to be on fire.
*puts a burning match in your underwear*
I wish my camera would charge faster.
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granted, it charged so fast it blew up.
i wish that i could think of a good wish to wish, cuz i got nothing.
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You think think of the wish, but then you get amnesia and forget EVERYTHING.
I wish for cookies
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Granted but your second row does not work which means you have to copy and paste letters over and over again.
I wish my wishes were never corrupted.
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Granted but your second row does not work which means you have to copy and paste letters over and over again.
I wish my wishes were never corrupted.
Granted, your mouth is sealed shut so you can't wish. You don't wish, noone can corrupt the wishes.
I wish dolphins were never caught in tuna nets.
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Granted, now they're being caught in fish nets.
I wish I could take back the time I've wasted from my life and spend it on something useful. D:
You're reduced back to a spermatazoa... oops! You missed the egg this time!!
I wish that Heart Gold & Soul Silver end up being great games.
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Granted. You are now compelled to name your future kids Heartgold and Soulsilver, causing them to get beat up in school.
I wish for prawns! =D
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Granted, but people have already eaten them.
I wish for one penny.
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Granted, but it is all in pieces.
I wish to have all the money I have gotten and wasted on FFXI Online back to my character.
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Granted, but you can't spend any of it.
I wish I could do flips.
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Granted, you flip off of the Empire State Building.
I wish I wasn't as lazy as I am now.
-
Granted, but you get hit by a bus on one of your now daily power-walks.
I wish for all of this stress to just go away forever.
-
Granted, all your stress is stansferred to Barak Obama and all the stress causes him to start WWIII.
I wish that all disease was gone.
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Granted, But Plagues, viruses, and sicknesses still exist.
I wish for some non-lethal cheese
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granted, but you somehow or another suddenly became lactose-intolerant (i have no idea if i spelled that right or not)
i wish that there were more smileys like him :ph34r:
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Granted but you get banned from smiley over use
I wish that I didn't have to go to Grandma's House.
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Granted. Grandma moves into your house and has your bedroom.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Granted ... but you will never go to sleep again...
I wish I lived somewhere else instead of england.
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Granted. You live in
Wales the ocean. On a tiny little boat. With a massive anchor.
I wish you'd make me a sammich already, I'm hungry! >o<
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Granted.You have received a rat sandwich.
I wish there was a F-Zero game for the Wii.
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Gramted, but anything F-Zero related gets scrapped exept for the name.
I wish I had spelled "Granted" right.
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Granted. But a mod changes it back because "it looked cooler."
I wish I was a Meowth.
Granted.You have received a rat sandwich.
At least you didn't go for the cliché.
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Granted, you are now a Meowth living of the boat with the big anchor in
Wales the ocean with Sunny....X.
I wish Game Freak's website was in English, too.
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Granted, but you have to browze through an expansive Settings list in order to change it from Sammarenese to English.
I wish I could have talked to Pontius Pilate.
Thank you for your time, Carlos.
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Granted, but he soon crucifies you.
I wish I knew Japanese.
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granted but you get eaten by GODziLla
i wish for a dollar
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Granted. You are a dollar.
I wish for magic things to happen.
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Granted. "It's magic!" "Nope, it's Radio Shack."
I wish for a whole new set of those smiley face people, one of them should have a sword or something (Yes, I have realized that I keep using them in my wishes, I don't have anything else to work with).
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Granted, but you soon leave PKMN.net
I wish I ruled thw orld.
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Granted. You are now the lord and ruler of Xempotoria, the world belonging to a wonderful little race of purple munchkins with nine sets of teeth and the hunting instincts of piranhas. Lucky you. 8D
I wish I was a piranha. D:
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Granted. But you have no teeth and you don't know how to swim. D:
I wish I could secrete glue...
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Granted, but a 1960's sticky scene ensues.
I wish I was the autocratic leader of the Free World.
Thank you for your time, Carlos.
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Granted-ish your world is Mars...
I wish for a birthday kiss from Sophie off Big Brother.
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granted, but it's the Australian Big Brother and 'Sophie' is an overweight Russian immigrant called Alexandra Wasacowska.
I wish for ROLLER SKATES.
Thank you for your time, Carlos.
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granted...your gunna be Rick Rolled =D
I wish for a monkey that throws pie at people
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Granted, it throws 10 pies at you per minute for the rest of your life.
I wish I could fly.
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granted your going to be a fly that can fly!
I wanna be Irish
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Sure.. but you're a leprechaun and you CANT make gold. You just short and fuzzy, like a green Furbie.
I want to be your mother.
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Granted, however, I have brothers, so the awesomeness you'd get from mothering me would be sapped away.
I wish I could eat as much as I want without putting on weight.
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Granted. Wait! Did you mean food you LIKED?
I wish I had a glaceon for a pet
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Granted, but the government take it away and have it disected to find out what it is.
I wish I was a Totodile IRL. *bites you*
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Sure, but you're at level 17, so you better not fight too much. Or you wont be 'Dile for long.
You can be 'Naw for naw now.
I wish I had a new iPod.
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Granted. You should be more specific next time. I didn't know you wanted an ipod that worked.
I wish Santa was real
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Granted. But he's a child molester and a thief.
I wish I could love you always and forever...
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Sure. *falls on the floor screaming*
"OMG OMG EVERYONE MY BOYFRIEND JUST BEAT ME!"
I wish I was a Mod over forum games.
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Granted, but you don't have the power to do anything. =/
I wish I was an egg.
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An egg that never hatched
I wish Pokemon were real
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Okay but Groudon doesn't like you, at all. And he knows where you live.
I wish you were with me.
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Granted. And I shall never leave you. Muwahahahaahahaahacoughdilefaint.
I wish people liked me. ;;
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Granted. Everyone likes you.,
Everyone.
Which means people like you so much they want to take your skin and use it as wallpaper, and use your blood as moisturiser just so they can be close to you.
I wish I was a man ;-;
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Granted. But you are now deaf, mute and blind so you cannot talk to them, you cannot know they are talking and you can't do much. =]
I wish I had a drink.
-
Granted. You could live longer, but fate kills you on the spot.
I wish I had a million dollars (and I didn't counterfeit or steal them)
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Granted, you can have the money for a minute or two, then it's mine to spend on random stuff.
I wish I could have another wish ^^
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Granted you then go into a time loop of wishing for another wish for all of time.
I wish I could complete my file on MD2
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Granted, as long as you give me the pleasure of dropping your cartridge down the toilet.
I wish somebody wouldn't corrupt my wishes.
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Granted, somebody else does.
I wish to be a fruitbat. :3
Which means people like you so much they want to take your skin and use it as wallpaper, and use your blood as moisturiser just so they can be close to you.
Sounds hot.
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Granted, the government announces the resr of this year Fruitbat Season.
Granted, as long as you give me the pleasure of dropping your cartridge down the toilet.
I greatly enjoy that considering I HATE MD2! That's why I want to beat it, so I don't have to play it ever again.
Back on topic, I wish I would die a painful death.
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Granted, but you come back as a fly. Buzzy. :B
I wish I wasn't so bored I revisited this topic so soon that I made a post sandwich with Lemon Demon as the lemony filling that makes it so tasty.
... I also wish that made sense.
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OK, you're not bored and made 3 cents off of it.
I wish for a clean cup full of clean, nonpoisonous water in front of me.
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Granted. *A used sports cup, perfect for sliding into a jockstrap of equal stench, appears before you. It is filled with water.*
I wish for acceptance. And a stuffed bear.
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Granted. You are now accepted into Hell, but the bear has been accepted into Heaven. Tough luck. >:
I wish I had cheese. :3
... No, I don't actually like cheese.
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Granted. But as you said, you don't like it.
I wish that I met a talking Beaver called Herman.
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Granted, but it speaks in Portugese so you can't understand a word it says.
I wish I wish I was a fish. :3
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Granted. You stink, and you can't live on land.
I wish I was a fish with lungs that smelt nice.
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Granted, but you have a fish disease that kills you as soon as you are born.
I wish
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You wish for and empty line...awesome. You can have the empty line, as long as this line is a maneating snake in disguise.
I wish to be an astronaut xD
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Sure, but they never gave you a suit. Said you were too fat for one. Have fun in space!
I wish that I could get more silly putty D=
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Granted you open the egg and an insane Muk jumps on you.
I wish I was at Burger King right now.
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Granted. You're a burger. D:
I wish for Pepsi. :3
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Granted, but I drink it.
I wish for a very specific object... I wish for a something!
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Granted, your something is a nothing.
I wish for this: O0
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Granted, but it turns into a cat.
I wish for Gerard Way to be my husband. xDD
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Link: Okay! but, he soon commites Suicide. sorry.
Navi: I wish that I got to say "Hey! Listen" at the beginning of the post, like usual...
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Okay, the next time you say "Hey! Listen!" will be your last sentence.
Wish there were no more people on Pkmn.net who talk through made up characters instead of themselves.
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Easy peasy. Granted ^.^
I wish nothing bad wold ever happen to me. Ever.
-
Granted, but you get bored, having escaped death.
I wish for a pony.
Thank you for your time, Carlos.
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Granted, but you go riding on it, it bucks you off, tramples on your face, runs away, and gets hit by a car.
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Granted, but you get none at all. I wish for as many wishes as I want.
-
Granted, but every wish you make must involve being kissed by an old wrinkly woman
I wish I could breath under water
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granted, but you become an entire fish.
i wish for more chocolate.
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A dog poops in your hand.
I couldn't resist.
I wish I had FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tough luck.
I wish.
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You get nothing.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
-
But you have to have one anyways.
i wish i could think of something to wish
-
Granted, your wish is to fall off a cliff.
I wish I had a pot noodle.
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granted, but you have to have those two idiots from the adverts singing about it while you eat it.
i wish for an extra 5 minutes
-
Granted, but just before that five munites starts you're hit by a random falling hammer and are knocked unconscious. You wake up six minutes later.
I wish I had a home cinema on the roof of my bedroom.
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granted, but it can only show one film, which is the worst one in your opinion
i wish i could stop posting on this forum.
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Granted, but you post on Feet Munchers Network instead, and your friends discover and announce it in class, forcing you to leave the country and flee to Mexico, where you meet Carlos, and he throws a watch in your face.
I wish for a merry go round.
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Granted, but it explodes with you on it.
I wish I had a million monies. Yes, monies. Not pounds. Not dollars. Not Euros. Not pennies. Not even yen. Monies.
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Granted, but they all turn out to be fake.
I wish I didn't have writer's block. Ever.
-
Granted, but then everyone else gets it. Except me. Heh-heh.
I wish I could have a longer holiday.
-
Granted, but it lasts forever and, thus, Gordon Brown doesn't return to office, and neither does Harriet Harman, causing anarchy, in which you are promptly killed.
I wish for a Taiwanese beer.
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Granted.
*gives you some hiking boots*
Go get it.
I wish for this guy's troubles to all go away. *points to guy*
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Granted, but it's pink. You are now an international laughing stock.
I wish I could never wish again...
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Granted.
...
It's misery in itself.
I wish I had some KFC right now.
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Granted, but it is poisonous.
I wish for madness. Beautiful madness.
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Granted, but the madness is all yours.
I wish I could fly. Oh ya.
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Granted. You could fly, if you had wings. You don't. The potential is there, though. Good for you. ^^
I wish I was everything.
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Granted. Now that you're everything, there's nothing else left.
I wish nothing bad could ever ever ever happen to me ever.
-
Granted, but your tax is increased, which is technically a good thing to happen to you because you are a philanthropist to the government, but now you lose money.
I wish for a chacalaca.
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wish greanted ;D
*chichuawa apears
I wish the next wish wasnt corrupted
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well, guess what?
it was corrupted(:
i wish my ex-friend matt would stop being a jerk,
&- we'd become friends again.
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Granted. Instead of a jerk, he became a pretzel.
I wish I could fly.
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You fly but you have a timer and you fly over a volcano and it runs out and you fall in and...
THEN A BIG GORILLA SAVES YOU!!
but soon after gets hungry and eats you. :c
I wish the forums would have more O0 .
-
Granted, but the huge wall of O0's crush you.
I wish I had wifi!
-
You get wi-fi but then you start to trade your shinies and then the wi-fi breaks and you lose your Pokémon.
I wish I could teleport home from school.
-
Granted, but it breaks and you end if in the middle of the African Savannah.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Granted. You are capable of breathing when water is situated in a glass directly above your head.
I wish I had a book.
-
Granted. But the book wont open until you find its key.
I wish the next person to post gets its wish granted.
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Granted Pixie Lott marrys me =D
I wish Pixie actually would..
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Granted. Lotts of Pixies will invade your home and ask to marry you.
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Granted! your house explodes and is considered an act of god by your insurance company =P (well she didn't wish for anything xP)
I wish I was a Flareon <3
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Granted, but you are attacked by Vaporeons.
I wish I had a sportscar.
-
Granted. You are a sports car.
Beep beep. o.O
I wish mum would cook rather than ordering take-out. ToT
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granted, but she made something,
that made you throw up afterwards(:
i wish i was the vaporeon in my avvy. :D
-
Granted, but three minutes later scientists see a Darkrai colored Vaporeon and capture you for endless testing.
I wish I was the most popular girl in school.
-
granted, but everyone starts to fight over you, procclaiming that you are their best friend. therefore everyone in the school is injured and you are killed by people grabbing hold of you and pulling you every direction.
i wish i could talk to jonny again.
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(Wow :o :o)
I have come back from the dead!!!!! >:D >:D
Granted, but every Jonny in the world comes and they all talk endlessly.
I wish I won the lottery.
-
granted. but he keeps talking about the same thing,
over and over and over again.
i wish our school district didn't split up the middle schools,
so i'd see S again instead of never ever seeing him again. /:
-
Granted but then he is suddenly possessed by Satan and becomes an insanely annoying dictator due to his sudden reach of power to the older kids.
I wish for an ancient unicorn.
-
Granted. *gives you a unicorn fossil*
I wish I was a giant gummybear. =D
-
Granted, but a mob of kindergardeners get loose from school and start to eat you.
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D >:D >:D
I wish for a chocolate bar.
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Your wish comes true without corruption. Too bad you forgot to make one.
I wish for peace on Earth and all that jazz.
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Your wish comes true without corruption. Too bad you forgot to make one.
Well now I will. ^.^ ^.^ Unless you edit your post...
Granted, but the government decides things are too peaceful and start a nuclear war.
I wish I was a wizard... so I could turn my worst enemy into a toad...
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Granted, but your enemy likes being a toad.
I wish I could decide how to change my sig and/or av.
-
Granted, you make a great signature. In fact, the best one ever. People agree that this is the Mona Lisa of Signatures. It's too big and gets disabled
I wish I could play really creepy piano solos.
-
Granted, but you turn into Herbert the pervert.
I wish my life was perfect.
-
Granted, but then it gets boring.
... And the paradox relating causes the universe to implode.
I wish I had a TARDIS.
-
Granted, but I thought you said r****dis and now you're the stupidest man alive.
I wish I had Awesome psychic POWAHS
-
Granted, but you start learning too quickly and your brain explodes from all the knowledge.
I wish I had HG and SS in English right now!
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Granted, but it's a patched ROM so you get arrested for having it.
I wish I was a cushion for the next week. :3
-
Granted, but everybody else thinks you are the best one for sitting on.
I wish the world was flat...
-
Granted, but a boat will fall of the edge and an angry mob will hunt you down and burn you.
I wish more people knew about the Klonoa video game series. (Seriously)
-
Granted, but they melt instead.
I wish these damned hiccups would GO AWAY.
-
Granted but you get a heart attack instead.
Plus, glass actually slowly melts naturally.
I wish this wish couldn't ever be corrupted no matter what.
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Granted.
... ... *beats the living snot out of you any way*
^.^
I wish someone would clean the blood off my knuckles now. : (
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Granted but there cleaned by chopping your hand off
I wish this damn cold would GO AWAY
-
Granted,but then an hour later,you're struck by Swine Flu.
I wish my laptop would never break in any way
-
Granted. But every time something happens that would break your laptop, a kitten dies.
Gee, I sure wish I was a real boy.
-
Granted, but you'll become 98 in 3 seconds later.
I wish I was ruler of air.
-
Granted. You're now a plastic ruler belonging to a kid named Air.
I wish PKMN.NET would double in size.
-
Congratulations, Nyumimira, Pkmn.net no longer fits inside your computer.
I wish that my writing talent for writing fanfics would rise exponentially. ;)
-
Granted. But you're so good nobody understands how good it is and thinks you're crap.
I wish I was a cat. Meowmeaowmeow, neko neko desu~.
-
Granted, but you have one eye, six legs, four ears, and half a tail.
I wish I was less bored.
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Granted. *a gang comes a beats you up*
Now you're traumatised instead. :3
I wish I didn't have a throat infection. TT
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Lol, Richie, I think that happens with my writing anyway >.>
Granted, but you now have a tumor in multiple places. Not to mention more STDs than have been discovered and a wicked goiter.
Edit: OH, my wish. Crud.
I wish that this lamp would stop flickering.
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granted.
it stopped flickering,
but instead caught on fire.
i wish i had spanish the whole school year,
so i would have riley in at least one of my classes,
the whole year. :<
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Granted, but Riley commits suicide.
I wish this wish won't be horribly corrupted.
-
Granted, but the Government jumps in, so there's nothing we can do now.
I wish could learn every word in the English language in an instant.
-
Granted, but you brain explodes.
I wish I knew everything without my brain exploding.
-
Granted, but again the Government interferes and drafts you into their secret Area 51 research service... have fun.
God, I wish I could stop incorporating the government into all my wishes.
-
Granted, but the government comes after you for doing so.
I wish i could have a pet wolf.
-
Granted but it's feral and eats you.
I wish I didn't keep getting post-sniped. D:
-
Granted, but the wolf eats you. (We all saw it coming)
I wish I was a better spriter.
SNIPED
Granted, but I get sniped as well and you get the curse back a few seconds after.
Spriter.
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Granted, but your sprites are auto-saved as being JPEG so your magical skills can never be recognised.
I wish I could go to a Kate Voegele concert. ;-;
-
Granted, but Kate Voegele cancels the day before and you go to a Beethoven Tribute Concert.
I wish I was all-powerful.
-
Granted, but your body overloads with all the power.
I wish i could get a good nights sleep.
-
Granted. *whacks you with a sledge-hammer* G'night! =D
I wish I was a turkey.
-
Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish this wish nor my next wish cannot be horribly corrupted and nobody can intercept.
SNIPED
Granted, but you are no bigger than an amoeba and die in a few seconds.
Wish.
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granted, but everytime you do get hurt people will walk on you.
I wish I didn't have to do tennis.
SNIP'D
Granted, but you get killed and eaten.
Tennis~
DOUBLE BLIMPING SNIPED!!
granted, but you get attacked with a dish
Tennis~
-
Granted. Now you have to do badminton.
I wish I had a nice, healthy orange to eat.
-
Granted. It's so healthy and nice, you decide it's too nice and healthy and that there must be a catch, so you test it, and end up ruining it.
I wish I had more good music to listen to.
-
Granted, but you don't have anything that can play it and you cannot buy the player until 87 years.
I wish I owned Nintendo.
-
Granted! *Nintendo goes bankrupt* ... Oops.
I wish I wasn't diseased. X_X
-
Granted, but the rest of the world's population are now diseased.
I wish I had a coffee.
-
Granted you have coffee, now live with the knowledge that hundreds of african children died picking your beans.
I wish to be super kind of super human.
-
Granted, but your super power is transforming into other members of your family.
I wish I had the most beautiful music in the world to listen to.
-
Granted, but you suddenly become deaf.
I wish I could get a female Totodile egg already!
-
Granted but it refuses to learn any good moves... And acts like a female me (your own personal Hell, yes? =P).
I wish was a better artist.
-
Granted but you go crazy and cut off your own ear.
I wish I had no children =D
-
Granted, but you have Grimer in place of them.
I wish the world was a nice place to live in ^.^
-
Granted, but you are the only person left on the earth.
I wish I had a nice, jucy taco right now...
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Granted!
*Gives you a taco made out of orange juice*
*it drips through your hands*
... Ew.
I wish I had green scales. :3
-
Granted. *Gives a pair of green weighing scales*
I wish I could hypnotise people.
-
Granted. You walk to a mirror before you see other people and end up hynotising yourself first. You are forced to live in care for the rest of your life. =]
I wish I had a penny.
-
Granted but the penny is actually infected with a rare flesh-eating disease and you die an extremely painful death.
I wish I could write amazing songs.
-
Granted, but all instruments ad vocal chords in the world are destroyed so noone can listen to them.
I wish I was happy.
-
Granted but nobody else likes you anymore because you are so happy.
I wish I was 6ft tall.
-
Granted, but now you are under the influence of Carpainter's 'religion' and part of Happy Happyism. Now go paint everything blue mindlessly. (EarthBound reference!)
I wish I had my old Klonoa 2 game back... ;_;
SNIPED!
Granted, but first define the algebraic value of 'ft'.
Klonoa 2.
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Granted but your parents have to move into a new house because their short on money and the only affordable house they could find was one with 5 ft tall ceilings...good luck ;P
SNIPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
...what about Klonoa 2?
I wish I lived in Birmingham (the england one xP)
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Granted, but you can't breathe because you're buried alive under chavs. (England has a lot of them.)
I wish I had my Klonoa 2 game back!!
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Granted, but it's covered in skin-eating viruses.
I wish I had a new cell/mobilephone.
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Granted but it's a boring tracphone with limited funability :P
I wish I had some candy with no disease on it =P
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Granted, but someone may have already eaten some of it... <<>>
I wish I could get 'Fly in the Freedom' out of my head!
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Granted, but something else more annoying gets into your head.
I wish my friend would come home so I could call her.
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Granted, but she will never call you again. Ever.
I wish I was immortal.
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Granted.
*sticks a poisoned sword through your chest so it hurts like Hell for all eternity*
Yay!
*runs you over with a steamrollar*
Weeee~!
I wish I was green.
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Granted but eventually everyone you knew and loved dies and you also have the worst of luck and something bad happens to you every day =D
sniped F____________!
Granted but everyone laughs at how silly you look as they punch you in the face for no reason =P
I wish I was playing Emerald right now :<
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Granted, but you'll never make it past Wallace. Ever.
I wish my art project was magically finished :L
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Granted, but the material they are made from contains poison.
That'll teach you to break my brain!
I wish I could understand Bluffy's RP.
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Granted, but you poison half the city and the mayor sends you to jail for the rest of your life or the end of the world. Whichever comes first.
I wish I could go to Hogwarts.
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Granted, but you are a muggle and to protect the secrets of magic, they turn you into a goldfish.
I wish I had a Bulbasaur.
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Granted, But three hundred people start to fight over it and kill you.
I wish I was a good artist.
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granted, but your art is so good it can't be seen by the human eye.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
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Granted, now you have to go to prison!
I wish my old French teacher got better to teach us and waste the lesson by rambling on about France! =D
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granted... but your school will self-destruct in 3...2...1...
i wish i didn't bite my nails ._.
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Granted. You now have the urge to bite the nails of bears. Have fun. ^^
I wish I had a multi-layered CD to burn off all this junk on the PC to.
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granted, but each layer is only 2 kilobytes
i wish i was making a better wish
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Granted, but your wish is so good the world selfdestructs!!!
I wish I was smart, but still cool.
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granted but soon your brain explodes,
because you're so smart and it can't hold so much info.
i wish spanish didn't end this wednesday :>
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Granted, Wednesday no longer exists. Which means Spanish never ends. But he ends up leaving the class anyway (I had to make this wish corrupt somehow. >.< )
I wish I could write a composition for my own orchestra.
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Granted, but it's horrible and people cut off your head in offense.
I wish I had an non-poisonous, non-diseased bar of chocolate.
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granted, but they're the size of planetoids and accidentally sit on you
i wish for my wish not to be corrupted
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Granted, but the person who granted it is a liar and corrupts it anyway.
I wish my house had a swimming pool out back.
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Granted. *moves your house to the hottest part of the Australian outback and puts a tiny swimming pool next it*
Yay! :D
I wish I knew Japanese.
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Granted, but you are now both unable to speak and incapable of writing :3
I wish for the power to lift a finger.
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Granted but you now have to spend the rest of your life lifting fingers for lazy people.
I wish I had a horrible painful disease.
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Granted. You have a horrible disease in a jar, which will poison the world's population minus you if released.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Granted, but you're a Magikarp holding an Everstone.
I wish that I could go to DisneyWorld again :sleep:
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Granted, you have a job there cleaning the toilets.
I wish I could spell any word backwards immediately.
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Granted, but you spell a word backwards for the mayor and he sends you to Venus because you are an alien.
I wish it would snow. Right now.
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Granted, but it snows yellow snow.
I wish I had a crate of cans of Diet Coke.
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Granted, but you get brain cancer becuase Diet Coke does that. <3
I wish I woke up at 9AM this morning and stayed awake.
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Granted but now you can never fall asleep again.
I wish everything costed less.
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Granted, but everyone in the world now has less money proportionate to the deflation in price.
I wish females don't go through menstruation.
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Granted but now males experience it instead.
I wish I knew how I felt about my new haircut.
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Granted but now males experience it instead.
I wish I knew how I felt about my new haircut.
I can live with that.
Granted, but then you end up getting another haircut.
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No one corrupts your wish. Sadly, you didn't make one.
I wish I didn't have homework for the rest of my life.
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Granted. You now live in school.
I wish I was asleep right now. But only until 7:30AM tomorrow.
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Granted. You now live in school.
I wish I was asleep right now. But only until 7:30AM tomorrow.
*Grabs tow truck and bring all possesions to school.*
I'll live with that...
Granted. But the world ended while you were sleeping.
I wish I lived in a mansion. A big mansion.
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Granted, but now you're trapped in a never ending load of dungeons. [I tried playing a game called Londonian Gothics: Maikyuu no Lolita... but I can't read enough Japanese and I get lost within minutes.]
I wish mai Lauren had a new mobile already.
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Granted, but the phone (or is it a house?) drops in a toilet.
I wish I knew biochem perfectly.
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Granted, but somehow you biochem your FACE.
I wish to have this wish corrupted. Yet, I also would prefer it not to be.
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Granted, but your opinion means nothing, thus corrupting the wish... Somehow...
I wish I had a time machine.
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Granted, but it needs to be plugged in to work. So you end up going to Dinosaur Times and you can't get back.
I wish I could be the moon.
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Granted.
*Joins NASA*
*Destroys you*
I'm happy. =)
I wish I was even happier.
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Granted, but then everyone else turns emo and you don't seem to notice.
I wish I was a little english sparrow, oh I wish I was a little english sparrow. I would sit upon the steeple and I'll poop on the people oh I was a little english sparrow~
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Granted but after his visit to see the Queen, Pussycat decided to eat you XD
I wish Captain Olimar (Pikmin) was real. X3
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Granted. But he eats you. D:
I wish I knew how to get rid of this stupid "OMG YOU CAN WRITE WITH YOUR PEN TABLET AND IT'LL TURN INTO LETTERS!" icon. It's in the way. :-/
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Granted, but you reach Pikmin extinction on the first day and the onions fly away, leaving no seeds.
I wish Maddy didn't decide to leave. :'(
POSTSNIPED
Granted, but your computer is now broken.
I wish Maddy didn't decide to leave. :'(
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Granted but somehow you get kicked out of existence DX
I wish cows could talk. XD
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Granted, but Rex comes and steals them all! (He's a moderator (Username: Ledyba) who is known for loving cows :tongue2:)
I wish I became a mod! >:D
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Granted but PKMN crashes in the process and is lost in cyberspace.
I wish I had a million pounds.
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Granted. You have a million pounds of excess body weight. Guess what happens then? =P
I wish I could rewind time and go back 2 days.
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Granted but something goes wrong and you are stuck reliving those two days for the rest of your life.
I wish I wasn't a nerd.
Just kidding....
I wish I had HeartGold for the Ds.
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Granted. You now have a piece of paper with the words "HeartGold for the DS" written on it.
I wish I was made of cardboard.
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Granted.
...
...
Ooh, just what I needed! ^^
*cuts some bits off you and uses them in his art project*
*You feel every snip*
I wish I could get into the bathroom to re-brush my teeth. X.x
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Granted. But your sibling had been using your toothbrush to clean the toilet.
I wish I got to meet Chuck Norris...
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...I can't even grant that one. Chuck Norris won't return my calls.
I wish he would.
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Granted, but he unfortunatly punches you through the phone.
I wish pokemon were real...
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But being stuffed into a small airtight container would kill anything. (except for chuck norris of course :D)
I wish to have this wish corrupted.
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Not granted. Your wish is corrupted.
I wish I had a MOTHER 3 game. In English.
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Granted. You now have 3 mothers that like to play the game monopoly and nag you all the time. (That one was a bit difficult to render in my own vision.)
I wish that Joe Satriani never sued Coldplay...
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Granted. You now have 3 mothers that like to play the game monopoly and nag you all the time. (That one was a bit difficult to render in my own vision.)
XD I found that really funny. You made my day that bit brighter. At least for the last 40 minutes.
Granted, but all of Coldplay die in a horrific car crash.
I wish I could whistle louder.
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You know, you can get mother 3 in english.
Your whistling is so loud it breaks eardrums and shatters glass. You'd better wear earplugs.
I wish. I had a bottle of glitter. And that it didn't break, harm me in any way.
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Granted. That bottle of glitter does not harm you, rather it locks you in a dark room with squishy walls like that of an insane asylum.
I wish that I was a ninja.
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But then you'd get owned by a pirate. (gf n00b)
I wish for make up classes to finally finish so I can get on and do something with my life.
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You know, you can get mother 3 in english.
I know, but it involves downloading something illegally and those are not recognized on my computer. :P
Granted, but the glitter is invisible and therefore useless.
I wish I was more social irl.
POSTSNIPED
Granted, but you are now handicapped on every limb. Have fun as a ninja!
I wish I was more social irl.
POSTSNIPED AGAIN!
Granted, but nobody will ever hire you.
I wish I was more social irl.
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Granted. Unfortunetly, you will forever be postsniped on every post. (Wait, that already came true. PS You seem nice, Ima add you to my buddy list.)
I wish I could fly.
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Granted. You can now fly 0.004 nanometers off the ground. :3
I wish my eyes didn't hurt.
Granted. But your sibling had been using your toothbrush to clean the toilet.
I'm an only child. <3
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granted, but the medicine you took that took the pain away was recalled due to it being infected with swine flu.
I wish that it was legal to buy a BB gun at 13 years of age
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Granted, but you hurt yourself with it.
I wish I was locked in a dark room.
Yes, I've lost it.
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Granted. But you only get one wish from me, so you're screwed unless another magic person finds you.
>:I
*kicks Richie's pokeball*
*chucks richie's pokeball over the fence* I couldn't help it. D:
perhaps we just play Mankey in the Middle with Richie's PokeBall
I wish people wouldn't torture me while I'm in my PokéBall. ;;
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Granted, but now people beat you up anytime you are outside your pokeball. (note: wish only counts for 8 minutes)
I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate that will not harm me or anyone else in any way.
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Granted, but you spill it.
I wish I could breathe underwater
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Granted, but you die of water inhalation anyway. *morbid*
I wish for the lead part in an upcoming play.
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Granted, but the lead part is Alice from Alice in wonderland. (lol, gender differences.)
I wish my grades were better.
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Granted ,but your school gets demolished. D=
I wish i had a robot to do my homework.
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Granted, but the robot destroys everything you've ever loved.
I wish I never had to get another injection again.
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Granted but now you die of a horrible disease that could have been prevented with an injection.
I wish someone had told me about the clocks going back an hour.
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Granted, but they told you too early and you were late for some things, bad stuff happened and now you're homeless. Or something.
I wish my legs didn't hurt. ;;
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Granted, but you now have a migrain.
I wish I was not locked in a dark room.
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Granted, so you would instead be locked in a dark cardboard.
I wish I could fast forward time.
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Granted, but you vanish from the timestream therefor mking your ability useless.
I wish I could shapeshift into fantasy creatures
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Granted, but you get carted off by the government for testing and dissection.
I wish some of the Greek myths and legends were real. =)
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they are.
but then one of the mythical creatures eats you. DD;
and the rest eat everyone else.
phahahah, i dunno. x)
i wish i could meet justin bieber. <33
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Granted, but afterwards he'll admit to you that he has feelings for your mother.
I wish I had a puppy!
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Granted! *Cerberus appears* =D
I wish I was taller.
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Granted, but you become so tall you always hit your head when entering a room.
I wish the Percy Jackson series was real.
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Granted, but you will become the victims of all those demons and monsters. (It's not that fantastic. =])
I wish I had a small dragon for a pet.
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Granted, but you will become the victims of all those demons and monsters. (It's not that fantastic. =])
Whats not fantastic? The series? I like it a little, but being the daughter/son of a god would be cool in my opinion.
About your wish...
Granted, but it burns you to a crisp.
I wish I could go to a party.
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Granted, but it's a party for Aztec Gods and you're the sacrifice.
I wish...I was a women! :P
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Granted, but you get pregnant by rape.
I wish I could make my mind up about evolving into Croconaw. D:
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Granted. You decide not too but then someone asks to trade a legit level 1 Arceus for a Croconaw. They wont wait and leave you empty handed.
I wish I could have a pet Arceus :D
-
Granted but it creates a new universe without you.
I wish I never had to go to the toilet again.
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Granted. I un-surgically remove your bladder and stomach. Have fun.
I wish I could get Batman : Arkham Asylum for mah Xbox360
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Granted. *exchanges your Xbox360 for the game* =)
I wish I was slightly more amazing.
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Granted, but your body explodes under the amazingness.
I wish I will never be postsniped ever again in my life.
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Granted, but you get SNIPED by an Octillery.
I wish I had the energy to be a Duracell battery.
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Granted, but you get fired and have to take the job as the Energizer Bunny.
I wish I could talk to animals.
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Granted, but you can't talk to porcupines, so the porcupines feel as if you are alienating them and kick you repeatedly.
I wish I was currently expressing every single emotion expressed by the emoticons in the bar above me.
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Granted but expressing them all at once makes your face pop off.
I wish I had completely invisible arms of sneakiness.
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Granted, but they also grow 200 times in size and you cannot see where you swing them.
I wish that world hunger would end.
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Granted, but your cafe will go out of buisness
I wish my Milotic would just get to level 70 already!
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Granted, but then your game explodes, and no more Milotic.
I wish I could work in my book, and do all of the other crap I'm working on, all at once.
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Granted, but in the haste of doing everything, you forget to breathe and then die.
I wish I was a successful writer.
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Granted, but your cafe will go out of buisness
No! Not my cafe!
Granted, but your crazed fans find you, rip all of your hair out, and rob your house.
I wish that it rained purple platypi.
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Granted. The velocity caused by them falling from so high would mean that they kill everyone they land on. About three-quarters of the human population is wiped out by the platypi rain.
I wish I could stretch like Mr. Fantastic. :B
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Granted but every time you stretch something shrinks to counter it.
I wish I could have a girlfriend who wouldn't pick me up and drop me on my head. :unsure:
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Granted, but your new girlfriend lives 5000000 miles away.
I wish you could battle gym leaders more than once a day on Platinum.
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Granted but you have to battle them constantly instead and never have a chance to save.
I wish I didn't have wet hair.
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Granted, but your hair spontaniously combusts, roasting your brain to a crisp, and killing you instanty.
Have a nice day!
I wish I could throw all the homophobics into the pit of despair and demise... Without entering it myself.
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Granted, but the world gets boring without the most hatable group of people in it and everyone commits suicide.
Or something.
I wish I knew Aqua Jet. D:
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Granted but you lack experience so it always back fires a you.
I wish I had a lovely waistcoat with fine trimming and imported buttons made from ground up rhinos.
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Granted, but you have to live in an Egg for nine months to learn it.
SNIPED!!!
Granted, but the Rhinos will be seeking revenge at midnight.
I wish that my life wasn't horrible T.T.T.T.T
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Granted but your life ends twice as fast. :ohmy:
I wish I could fall asleep now.
-
Granted, but when you wake up, you can never fall asleep again, so you spend the rest of your life dead-beat.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but one day you're gonna be flying and a lightning bolt will strike you.
I wish I have better imagination.
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Granted, but it only lasts for 45 minutes, so when you are floating above the atlantic ocean on the way to paris, you fall and drown, and if that wasn't bad enough, you see atlantis, but drown before you can tell anyone.
I really thought that one through. And then I was
SNIPED
Granted, but to make up for your large imagination, you now cannot move or talk, so you cannot share your imagination.
I am cruel.
I wish I was a mail man.
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Granted, but all the dogs in the world will begin chasing you and attacking you.
I wish I had a non-poisoned box of chocolates.
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Granted, but you drop them down a well, and go in after them, and get eaten by the well monster.
I wish I was uber pwnage.
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Granted, but one day, you are gonna meet someone that's uber fail. So fail that you lose your pwnageness for being around that person.
I wish I had no homework.
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Granted but now you have exams instead.
I wish I had a pet T-Rex.
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Granted, but it explodes, killing you.
I wish my friend here was more excited about the lazer tag for mah birthday.
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Granted, but he gets overexcited and ruins your birthday. ;;
I wish Pokesurfer's birthday didn't get ruined (but I had to corrupt the wish somehow). D':
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Granted but you corrupted his wish and your wish makes a paradox to destroy you.
I wish I could afford heating. :(
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Granted, but now the weather turns extremely hot and because you already payed for heat, you have no air conditioning. :ohmy:
I wish that I got to meet Chuck Norris... (again)
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Granted, but you annoy him and he blows you up.
In other news, me and Evan have the same song in our sigs, only different parts.
Now I will change mine.
I wish it was my birthday.
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Granted. But everybody forgets and you spiral into an uncontrollable depression and self pity until you inevitabely blow yourself.
I wish I had *close up* 9 billion dollars!
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Granted. But they're the last 9 billion dollars on Earth and everyone wants them.
I wish I had a puppy.
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Granted! *gives dead puppy* ^^
I wish I could speak every language known to man. Fluently.
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Granted, but you can only say swear words from now on.
I wish the booking for my lazer tag will suceed.
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Granted. But your opponents use real lasers and slice you into zillions of tiny pieces.
I wish I was not at work.
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yes, but instead of being at work, your in world war two
I wish I could be the OFFICIAL sprite rater, EVERYWHERE
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Granted. Sprite Rater becomes a registered profession, and you begin a series of reality TV shows to find the best Sprite Rater to follow in your work. You create an industry of hated people, and spriting becomes seldom seen outside of small cults within Europe.
I wish I could go to bed.
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Granted but it's not your bed it's a velociraptor's.
I wish I didn't need to wash ever again.
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Granted. But you become extremely dirty and contract the Black Death.
I wish nothing bad happened on this wish
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Granted.
...
*punches you in the face anyway*
I wish I had Pepsi. D:
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Granted but you must fight a moose for it.
I wish I could transform into a horde of badgers.
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Granted, but you manage to get mad at yourself and the horde breaks into CHAOS.
I wish I will go undefeated as Koga. >)
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Granted, but then the real Koga appears and kicks your butt.
I wish I had pie.
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Granted. Here's a drawing of a pie.
I wish I didn't need to use glasses.
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Granted! *gives dead puppy* ^^
xD
That's so not cool. Lol
Granted, you don't need to use glasses but now you can't see. =P
I wish I had an afro.
lol idk
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Granted, but your afro will be so big that you can't see.
I wish I won't procrastinate as much.
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Granted. You don't procrastinate and do all your work. Then you realized that work was due years ago.
I wish I was Chuck Norris
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Okay. *POOF*
(http://www.gavetafilmes.com.br/chucknorrislevandomuitaporrada/chuck_norris_03.jpg)
I wish that I was the luckiest person in teh world 8D
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lllllooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Granted. But you're so lucky that you just get bored of life and kill yourself. Or something.
I wish for Bakewell Tarts.
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Granted but they expired five years ago.
I wish I had the power to stop everyone from wishing
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granted, but it reverses and you have to stop wishing.
i wish to be in a king size bed wth gerard way and oli skyes, with champangue : D
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Granted, but you get champangue, not champagne.
I wish that mother nature would call me.......
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Granted, but she then kills you.
I wish my house was bigger than my country.
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Granted, but you can never pay the mortage.
I wish there was no business like show business.
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Granted. Then show business falls and there are no business in the world and everybody falls into poverty.
...
...
...
I can't wish.
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... *gives cookies*
I wish I had a can of soup.
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xD
That's so not cool. Lol
Granted, you don't need to use glasses but now you can't see. =P
I wish I had an afro.
lol idk
I was going to include this in my post, but then it would be hard to corrupt. I don't mind being blind. It's not that hard.
Richie, your wish is granted, but the can explodes in your face.
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No wish, restart: I wish the last person would have wished.
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Granted, but that makes your wish invalid, automatically corrupting it.
I wish I could learn PSI without the help of a Magypsy.
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Granted, but I misheard and you now have a hermaphrodite Psyduck.
I wish I had a Focus Band.
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You do but it's in your stomach.
I wish I had a real life mawile.
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Granted, but you stole it from Victory Road, so now Mawile is no longer there, leaving you unable to catch one ingame.
I wish that the second coming of Jesus would arrive on my doorstop suddenly
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Actual Jesus arrive on your doorstep. Now the world slowly starts to end.
=D
I wish that I could meet Sierra Boggess.
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Granted. But I don't know who that is, so a mountain appears instead.
I wish I had a pet mountain that would attack people when I told it to.
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She is the lovely girl in my avatar.. and if you click the first link in my signature..
Fail.
Granted.. but since it turned out to be MY mountain that you gave me I sent a firing squad after you..
I wish that more people appreciated the little mermaid as much as i do..
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Granted, but the paparazzi from her popularity kills her. Unfortunate.
I wish that life was easier.
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Granted, but I misread and you life now becomes CHEESIER.
I wish I had a roll and bacon. Mmmmmm!
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Granted. *rolls you in bacon and feeds you to dragons*
I wish this paint would dry faster.
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Granted. It is fast drying paint but there is some on the handle of the brush, drying at super speed and sticking the brush to the wall and you to the brush. as you pull it away your skin tears and you gush blood all over your nicely painted walls. (You may or may not have bled out)
I wish I could type faster
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Granted but you type so fast your fingers break off.
I wish I had Bernard's Watch!
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Granted! But I didn't realise you were refering to the TV show so some muscley biker guy called Bernard hunts you down and does unspeakable things to you to get his watch back.
o.o;
... I wish MOP wasn't dead. =D
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Granted, I'm undead!
I wish I had a heart...
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granted LOL!
i wish i had a nugget
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Granted. You have a chicken nugget. And a seagull eats it. ):
I wish I could draw things into life.
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Granted, but they eat you.
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Thanks for wishing me up some wishes buddy! Granted!
No side effects...
I wish I could fly.
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granted but you don't fly high.^^
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um... zorro, you kind of need to make a wish at the end of your post.
I wish I owned the entire world.
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GrAnTeD but it COMES TO AN END!
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Zorro, you need to wish buuuudddeeee!
I wish I had a fake stick of licorice.
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Granted but it's real.
i wish i had platinum
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Granted, but in the middle of the game the chip fails and you'll never be able to defeat the Champion. What a shame.
I wish I had more Skittles.
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Granted but they're rocky.
i wish i had a chocolate.
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Granted, but it has pokerus virus on it. You would live to be strong and healthy and very prosperible for the rest of your life...but you commit suicide because you think it's a deadly disease XP
I wish I was in Tokyo
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Granted, but you become kawaii.
In a bad sort of way.
I wish I could see an immovable object meet an irresistable force.
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Granted, but your head explodes for some reason afterwards =P
Granted, but you become kawaii.
In a bad sort of way.
There's a bad way? XP
I wish I knew what the bad way to becoming cute was.
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granted but it's being in Tokyo.
i wish i was alive
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Granted. *building falls on you* ...That probably hurt...
I wish I had an indestructible pie pan.
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Granted, but you have no ingredients to make pie with.
I wish I could go to different worlds.
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granted but it KILLS you!
i wish i was IMMORTAL!
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granted but it's being in Tokyo.
Ack! It's a conundrum XP
Granted but you eventually catch pokerus haha! :P
I wish I had cheetoes
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Granted but they have LICE!
I wish i was better
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Granted but you become so much better, you begin to be bored with life and you kill yourself.
I wish I had some steak. (I am so hungry...)
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Granted but it infects you with Swine Flu.
I wish I cared.
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Granted but they have LICE!
granted but it KILLS you!
granted but it's being in Tokyo.
Granted but they're rocky.
Granted but it's real.
How creative Zorro... i now pronounce you the new Wyred.
Now, to get back on track, Granted, but you care so much that everyone thinks of you as strange and the carebears kidnap you.
I wish that Zorro would stop spamming on other forum games.
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Granted, but the lack of posts causes the site to be shut down and we all have to endure the FAIL of YouTube.
I wish YouTube wasn't so full of anus-heads.
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Granted, now PKMN is instead.
I wish my laptop charger at home works! It broke...
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Granted, but your annoying [bleep] of a brother breaks your laptop next.
I wish Pokesurfer had the courtesy to tell me about this charger-breakage. ;-;
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Granted but then your charger breaks.
I wish zorro1 would stop being so... difficult
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Granted, but I'm so easy!
I wish i was funnier
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Granted, but you're so funny you stop being funny.
I wish that I had a sister.
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granted but she eats you.
i wish i never nagged
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Umm... granted? But you start nagging yourself about nagging and explode.
Also, is it really necessary to space your posts that much?
Also:Granted, but I'm so easy!
That's what she said.
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Ya need to wish.
i wish i Equinox wasn't here
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I AM here. I am everywhere. I am nowhere.
I wish I didn't have to post here...
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I wish i cared.
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really? just really?
first of all, you need to follow the game rules. 2nd, be orginal and creative with your post and don't stealI wish I cared.
Anyways... Granted but you give away all your possesions and go broke and die in a hole.
I wish someone would do something about this.
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Granted but it's... EQUINOX!
i vish i had more love...
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Granted, but you end up loving someone with all the love that is possible for a human to feel, and they break your heart, and you end up commiting suicide, feeling that it's the only way to escape the pain.
I wish I could read people's minds whenever I wanted to, and control them too.
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Granted, but your mind ovverides itself and explodes.
I wish I could love someone and they would love me back. Not including my family.
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Granted, but the rest of the world hates you so they decide to blow you up with bazookas.
I wish for world peace
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Granted. Then another planet wages war with us.
I wish I could listen to music surround sound in my mind.
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Granted, but the only music you get is music you hate, and you can't stopit.
I wish that all the endangered animals were no longer endangered, and never would be again.
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Granted, but the ones that aren't now are.
I wish pokemon were alive in real life.
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Granted, but Dialga and Palkia go at it again and destroythe world.
I wish Cane toads didn't exist. They are evil little blighters
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Granted, but they took every single other animal with them. Now we have to live on vegetables and fruit. Thanks alot.
I wish Zorro1 would stop being such a n00b.
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Granted. But her "little brother" learns how to use the computer and is even more n00bish.
I wish I could go to sleep.
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Granted, but then you can't wake up.
I wish I lived in America.
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pffft haha!
I wish I had courage c:
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Granted,but you have an appointment with the King Of Hell and you will be tortured until you can't take it.Then you will be slaughtered like a chicken(sorry if i am a little harsh)
I wished my nintendo ds was fixed.
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Granted but you sell your thumbs to pay for repairs.
I wish my friend didn't treat me as a spare. :-*
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Granted, but he is no longer your friend.
I wish the world could see that the world is not the world but a worldly entity that is known as the "World"
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Granted. *give everyone some LSD and lets them go crazy*
I wish I had more Pepsi. ;;
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Granted, but you now live in a dystopia known only as 'Pepsi Axiom'. The only inhabitants are small can-like beasts known as 'Chinose'. You try to communicate with one, but suddenly you are pounded with a discarded J20 bottle.
I wish the above was true.
-
Granted, but instead of Riche getting crushed by the bottle, you do
I wish I wasn't failing anything at school.
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Granted, but now you're passing everything, thereby meaning you're passing the 'line', a line which seperates your school from Normals and Vampires. You suddenly turn into a vampire, and now are unable to pass any exams as most exams take one hour and you feel a sudden thirst for blood every fifty minutes.
I wish that there was an emoticon that had a top hat and snobbily decreed 'Old Chap' upon passing buy it.
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Granted, but people get so annoyed by it that they hang themselves, leaving only you left on the planet. D:
I wish people didn't seem to dislike me for no reason, actually. o.o;
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Granted, but they kill you anyway.
I wish there was an 'Ignore' button in real life.
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Granted, but everybody ignores you, including yourself.
I wish I had some food now.
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((Actually, I'm already a vampire. I don't take blood though. I'm a psyvamp. I feed off of thoughts and such))
Granted, but you get so much food, and you can't stop eating, and become Gluttony (from either FMA or Keys to the kingdom, doesn't matter)
I wish I had control over the elements.
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Richie I hate you.
Granted but then you move to Soviet Russia, and the elements control you.
I wish I was in a room made out of tacos and hamburgers and was hungry, but not so hungry that I died, and the tacos and hamburgers aren't poisoned or anything that will kill me, and nobody gets involved and I'm not the only person on the planet and that this wish wasn't corrupted and that you couldn't turn anything I said against me.
I think I'm safe.
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Granted, but the sun implodes, destroying the earth, and you.
I wish that I would never die.
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Granted. But you get so old that you shrivel up and turn into a human bean.
(See what I did there?!)
I wish.
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Uh, Turtleneck you didn't make a wish.
I wish I had more orange juice.
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Granted,but you have an appointment with the King Of Hell and you will be tortured until you can't take it.Then you will be slaughtered like a chicken(sorry if i am a little harsh)
I wished my nintendo ds was fixed.
>~< *sniff*...eh..eh he T~T...Waaaaaaah! T0T Your a meanie! I hate you! xP
Granted but your orange juice is served through an unwashed container that held cottage cheese =P
I wish Lonely Guy wasn't so mean xP
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Granted, but Webbz isn't awesome anymore!
I wish I was as awesome as Webbz!
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Granted but Webbz became not as awesome and his awesomeness is equal to yours currently so you go nowhere D:
I wish I was as awesome as IceRain.
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Granted! But the universe implodes due to the paradox and now we're all wearing silly hats.
I wish the TV was three feet to the left.
Richie I hate you.
Um... Good for you? :o
Why, exactly?
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Granted but you move 6 feet to the right.
I wish procrastination didn't exist.
-
Granted, but then everyone will have late work almost everyday.
I wish I was a pokemon. (lol)
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Granted. *we switch bodies*
Hahah, now you're a short male and wear a silly jacket. *skips away*
I wish for ice cream.
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Granted, but it is melted. Not just melted, but boiling.
I wish I had string cheese. Or a glass of water. Either one will do.
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Granted. But you get both, and they compete with each others taste and you blow up.
How water competes with cheese, I don't know.
I wish again.
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Granted but it is against the law to wish twice in one post and you get arrested.
I wish I had a giant bowl of hot glue.
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Granted, but you get it because someone throws it at your face.
Your face melts and becomes horribly disfigured, worse than the lady who got her face torn apart by a rampaging chimp. Congratulations.
I wish I was completely safe from any harm.
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Granted but only after everything harmful has happened to you.
I wish I could disco dance and everyone called me "The Love Doctor".
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Granted. But you soon have to become a psychiatrist for people who's hearts have been broken.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.
By the way Richie, I hate you because you wished that more people liked you.
By the way again Richie, I'm joking. You're my best friend, (not really, but you seem cool) (:
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Oh, okay. X3
Thank you. ^^;
But your wish must be corrupt either way so~!
*grants but you get eaten alive by dragons*
I wish my skin wasn't all peeling off. o.o;;;;;;;;;
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your skins peeling off? O.o May I ask why? o.O
Anyways, Granted. But you get calluses (spelling?) all over. Your skin needs to fall off you know. :yeswink:
I wish I could find my Yellow version >.> <.< .... nope.
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Wish ma!
i wish i was KEWL
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granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement
i wish this wish had not been made.
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NOT granted
i wish i had MOAR chocolate!!!!!!
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Granted.
*blasts a bar of chocolate through your face at the speed of sound*
I wish my Pocket Pikachu liked me more. D:
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granted but it does some ??
i wish i ha EVEN MOAR CHOCOLATE!
take THAT, Richie!
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Granted but it's plastic
i wish i had a friend code for pokemon diamond
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Granted but you die!
I wish I was immortal!
-
Granted but when the solar system ceases to exist, you will be left to wander the far reaches of space, alone and in deepest despair for all eternity.
I wish i could dance
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Not granted!
I wish Bluffy didn't exist
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I won't corrupt this wish. *Turns zorro1 into an internet troll and makes her vanish.* As for the others, they cease to exist online but become real and destroy where you live.
I wish Bluffy's roleplay would start soon.
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Ehhh....I don't know how to corrupt that wish!!
I wish I knew how to corrupt that wish!
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granted, but you can't edit your post and the wish stays uncorrupted
I wish for a Keyblade
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Granted but it's only an inch long.
I wish people didn't keep sardines in the fridge and make my super expensive chocolate taste like rotten fish...seriously.
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Granted, but the sardines rot in the cupboard instead and become completely disgusting.
I wish people would stop bothering me on/about a certain website. >>;
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Granted, but they start bothering you about another website.
I wish I could be the guy.
-
Granted, but there are also other people who are "the guy". All "the guy" people then fly away, including you.
I wish I could eat properly.
-
Granted, but every time you take a bite, more food ends up on the floor than in your mouth.
I wish that the world was bigger.
-
Granted, but now that the Earth takes longer to rotate, the day lasts longer so you're stuck in school/college/work for twice as long.
... Then the Earth spirals out of orbit and we all die. D:
I wish I didn't feel sick.
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granted. to stop you being sick, you throw up.
I wish I could get my pokemons names rated (it says theres an error :()
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Granted, but you die of old age before you get a reply.
i wish the cloning glitch in emerald worked for me.
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granted but you become a LORD!!!!
i wish i could fly
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Granted but one day you fly while there was a terrible storm and you get struck by lightening.
I wish people can make more creative wishes.
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Not granted!
I wish Bluffy would stop robbing Mt. Coronet's bronzors!
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((zorro, try to corrupt as many wishes as possible please, not just my own.))
Granted, but then you start robbing them and people that happened to be on Mt. Coronet catch you and punish you.
I wish I had a box of chocolates that were safe to eat.
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Granted, but you think they are poison and throw them away.
I wish my DS wasn't broken.
-
Granted, but your parents have a sudden super liking to your DS that they take it away and play it for themselves.
I wish I could spend time on something more productive.
-
Granted. You are now a rockstar and get trampled by your fans.
I wish I had a rainbow wish rock.
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Granted but you accidentally wished something that you didn't mean and things start going haywire.
I wish I had more games for my DS.
-
Granted, but they are all pirates, you are sentanced to death.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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.......Granted. <uses super powers to somehow corrupt that wish.>
I wish I knew how to corrupt that wish.
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Granted but you do!
I wish I was cooler!
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Granted but you become so cool, that your fans will trample you and you die.
I wish I could find my cell phone.
-
Granted, and then it explodes.
I wish I had something to do.
-
Granted but then you lost forget whatever you were doing and you go back to searching for what to do.
I wish some of my friends were over at my house.
-
Granted, but they are all vampires and will suck your blood.
I wish i had super powers to.
-
Granted but then you meet a super villain who steals all your super powers.
I wish I had a better imagination.
-
Granted, but everything you think of has already been done.
i wish corrupting things was easier.
-
Granted, but it becomes so easy that this game is no fun anymore.
I wish I didn't have to play piano.
-
Granted. You now have to play the flute with your feet.
I wish I could play the piano.
-
Granted, but you have to play a guitar
I wish i could see the past.
-
((OMG I LOVE THE GUITAR))
Granted, but then you would see something that would scar you for life.
I WISH I COULD PLAY GUITAR...
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Granted, but you don't know any songs.
I wish life had some kind of meaning.
-
granted but you live like that
i wish i doodled a planet
-
Granted but the doodled planet becomes real and crashes into Earth before entering the astral plane and reaching enlightenment.
I wish I hadn't been ill and missed every single lecture this week.
-
Granted, but you get ill next week and miss those lectures instead.
I wish I had a TARDIS.
-
Granted but the door is locked so you can't get in.
I wish my feebas would evolve into milotic.
-
Granted, but it will never learn any new moves.
And it's ugly. X3
I wish that my drawings would come to life... D:
-
Granted, but they all hate you for not putting them in frames. X3
I wish that I could star in my own Final Fantasy Game. XD
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Granted, but whoever plays your character accidentally gets you killed.
I wish I could have more acting experience.
-
Granted but you are sooo good that you get millions of crazed, mad fans and are trampled to death by a stampede of them at your first performance. (Sorry)
I wish that I had eaten my breakfast this morning (I'm really hungry)
-
Granted, but you will never eat again.
i wish i had Pokemon soulsilver
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Granted, but the first time you play it, it bursts into flame.
I wish I don't have to drink milk all the time.
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granted but now cows and bulls around the world want to kill you
i wish this wish couldnt be corrupted
-
Granted but people will start to kill you for making a wish they don't know how to corrupt.
I wish I have enough imagination to create a game of my own.
-
Granted, but it remains forever unsold.
I wish i could read japanese.
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Granted, but you are unable to read English.
I wish I KNEW WHY I WAS INSANE!"!!"!£!£!
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Granted, but knowing makes it worse. D:
I wish I had MORE Pepsi! MORE, I SAY!
I DEMAND IT!
MURAHAHAHAHAAH!
...
Please. ^.^
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Granted but you have no cups and you drown in it. Sorry :(
I wish I had a rose.
-
Granted, but it dies upon touch. And then disintegrates.
I wish for world peace.
-
Granted, but everything becomes so boring that most people can't stand it and kill themselves. Then the remaining people have a war over who's fault it was, pretty much twisting the wish back on itself.
I wish my thumb would heal faster.
-
Granted, it heals at a speed Wolverine would be proud of. But only after it's been transplanted on to my forehead. :???
I wish I had a prehensile beard.
-
Granted, but I don't know what that is and mess up the wish.
I wish my rose was healed.
-
Granted. But I don't know how to heal a rose, so it ends up dying anyway. (Would you like me to give it a funeral?)
I wish I didn't need to keep going back and forth from Youtube.
-
Granted. Instead you go forth and back. (ahh.. see what I did there?)
I wish I had some more ice cream...
-
Granted, but it's surrounded by an impenetrable wall of psychic energy so you can't touch it.
i wish it snowed this Christmas.
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Granted, but the snowy conditions make it hard for Santa to deliver presents so he doesn't visit until Boxing Day.
D':
I wish for heavy rain. Right now.
-
Granted, but i's too cold so the rain freezes and you're pounded with hail.
I wish Santa worked more than one day a year, if he doesn't his health will fail.
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Granted he now works over two days instead but has to do ten times more work.
I wish I hadn't died again.
-
Granted, but your previous death makes you a zombie and everyone tries to kill you.
I wish I wasn't sick.
-
Okay. You aren't sick anymore - the disease has merged with your DNA and now you aren't sick anymore.. it's just normal for you to feel that way.
I wish I wouldn't have so many simultaneous projects.
-
Granted. It becomes one HUGE project and it's all due the next day.
I wish I was at my friend's house.
-
Granted, but you materialise half-way through a wall and get stuck like that.
I wish I was the universe itself. o.o
-
Granted, but then a reverse version of the Big Bang happens and you disappear.
I wish I could meet a celebrity and he/she is nice to me.
-
Granted, but they are your least favorite celebrity.
I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:00 a.m. tommorow.
-
Granted but instead you have to wake up at 3 AM...
I wish I didn't have school on Monday...
-
Granted but you're stupid!
I wish I could Fly!
-
Granted but you can only fly up.
I wish I hadn't attempted a pony tail today. :P
-
Granted, but it turns out it would have saved the world.
(I miss my ponytail...)
I wish I had chocolate. Or something.
-
Granted. That "or something" was a poisonous mushroom.
I wish I had some water to drink that wasn't toxic.
-
Granted. It's corrosive water and so you kinda... burn on the inside by drinking it.
I wish I had a piano and knew how to play it properly, with no flaws and without any particular amount of fame. Try to corrupt that. :3
-
Granted. But the piano gets eaten by the termites that were lured to it by your piano playing skills.
I wish my hair would stop getting so wavy.
-
Granted. Instead your hair gets extremely frizzy and unmanagable.
I wish I woke up an hour earlier today.
-
Granted. You woke up an hour ago from right now.
I wish I was more courageous.
-
Uhhh...
I wish that Post Exists When Approved By Moderator Gurren spell broke
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Granted, but none are aprovved
I wish I could spell Aprovved right
-
Granted but you lose your charm and don't know what it means anyway.
I wish my crush would stop earning money at work and actually tun up to our lectures!
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Granted, but she ends up out on the streets and dies.
Uhhh...
*kicks Zorro1 in the face* D8<
Grant and corrupt, it's in the derned title of the game.
I wish I was more courageous
-
Granted, but she ends up out on the streets and dies.
*kicks Zorro1 in the face* D8<
I wish I was more courageous
Dude, hi five!
Granted but one day you went to go slay a dragon and you die. <shrug>
I wish I knew better wishes...
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Granted but they make other member wishes look bad so they reject you. :'(
I wish I could decide on the wish to be corrupted by the wished wish of a wisher
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Aaaah! I don't get it! I can't corrupt that!! :wacko:
I wish I could corrupt that wish..
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...
I wish in peace.
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Granted, but before you can corrupt it, you must understand it, and understanding it causes your brain to explode.
I wish I wish I was a fish. *said idolly*
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Granted Granted but you're a shark.
I wish I wasn't The Big Bad Troll
-
Granted, but we're known under that outragiously silly name (PNET) and everyone laughs at us for it.
I wish I was asleep. D:
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Granted but its not sleep in your bed and the three bears are out for blood.
I wish Bristol wasn't wet.
-
Granted, the whole of Bristol is now suffering from a drought, which leads to famine for some unknown reason.
I wish I could have more free time to waste on doing nothing.
-
you have your free time in a waste center
i wish for icecream that walks like a man
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Granted, but it walks like a disabled man and therefor doesn't walk at all without physical aid.
I wish for a pint of larger, please, and a pack of Flakeys.
-
Granted but I have a pint too and I'm a 'friendly' drunk. ;)
I wish I could shape-shift into cool things like a frog for Princess Beatrice.
-
Granted but you shape-shift into a bug so someone steps on you.
I wish I could clone myself.
-
Granted, but everyone likes your clone better and the all ignore you completely, including your family.
I wish my head wasn't like an MP3 player.
-
Granted. It's not like an MP3 player, it is and MP3 player.
I wish I had a more nutritious breakfast.
-
Granted you get locusts on a stick, plenty of nutrition if you eat enough.
I wish Princess Beatrice my crush would turn up tomorrow.
-
Granted. It's not like an MP3 player, it is and MP3 player.
I knew someone would do that.
Oh and she does, but it's to tell you that she hates you and wants you dead.
I wish I wasn't psychic.
-
Granted. You were due to appear at a psychic's convention, where you meet your untimely end. Didn't see that coming, huh?
I wish I had a way of watching the second series of Torchwood.
-
Granted. Torchwood was originally the codename for Doctor Who to hide it from the press. *gives you the second series of Doctor Who*
I wish PERSONYOUDONTKNOW wouldn't just drop an RP halfway through.
-
Granted. You were due to appear at a psychic's convention, where you meet your untimely end. Didn't see that coming, huh?
No, no I didn't. *cough*yes I did.*cough*
Oh and, PERSONYOUDONTKNOW stops making Rp's altogether.
I wish I knew who the person was.
-
Granted, but he has a fetish for snuff and is a necrophile (seriously). *introduces you in a dark ally and leaves*
I wish I had a Team Rocket outfit.
-
*Uses a smoke bomb and dissapears into thin air.*
I'm a ghost that can carry things.
Oh and your wish is granted, but it has been charmed to squeeze the life out of you. *Uses super glue to stick it on.*
I wish I could do a cartwheel.
-
Granted but you stop half way and stay like that forever.
I wish pee was clean and smelled of roses...warming in bed for those long Winter nights where you don't want to walk on the cold tiles in the bathroom. Think about it, you want this wish badly. 8)
-
Granted, but this results in internal infections for everyone in the world because the bacteria and viruses aren't being ejected.
(But yes, that would be an evolutionary genius)
I wish Justin Lee Collins would... You know... Stop being so annoying. >>;
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Okay, he's embarrassing instead...
I wish I wish I was brave.
-
Granted but you are so brave that you challenge Chuck Norris to a fight and ultimately meet your doom in horrible squelching fashion.
Oh ,I wish that it could be Christmas everyday-ay-ay-ay.
( ^ Wizzard -does this count in the Whadya listening to forum? )
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granted but santa works too much, so he quits!
i wish... I GOT THE POWER!
-
Granted but unfortunatly you SNAP - Geddit?
I wish I had better jokes.
-
1st of all, no
2nd of all, you do tell jokes, but while reading your own famouse book,you walk of a cliff
I wish I was a KUNG FU FIGHTAH!
-
Granted, but one time you punch so hard that it retaliates and it hits you instead.
I wish I had no work to do...
-
Granted you have no work when you're expelled for high treason to your school/college/uni. Feel free to enjoy your new found freedom by getting a job.
I wish I was lovable and smelled like freshly cut grass.
-
Granted. *turns you into a rose*
... =D
I wish the world wasn't so cruel and dark towards the misunderstood.
-
Granted but the world becomes so in love with the dark and misunderstood it starts to stalk them...and smell their shoes!
Granted. *turns you into a rose*
...you know my thorns are just for show. :)
I wish I could draw in a style of my own.
-
Granted. You draw horribly and everyone hates you.
I wish I had ANOTHER rose that never died.
-
Granted but by obtaining an object of such beauty you ar transformed into a grotesque beast.
I wish that someone woul pay my tax bill for me.
-
granted but they get mad and push you of a cliff!
I wish pokemon was real!
-
granted jiggalypuffs atack you
i wish for icecream that walks like a turtle
-
Granted, but because it walks so slowly, it melts before it can come into your possession.
I wish I did not need to eat food to survive.
-
Granted. Now you need to eat poop to survive.
I wish someone would hug me.
-
Granted but while hugging you they die, rigor mortis sets in and they are stuck to you forever.
I wish for a Christmas romance with mistletoe and mulled wine in front of a log fire. ^.^
-
And someone poisoned your wine, so you die. A minute later, the fireplace lights the house on fire and you are buned to ashes. Sorry
*Smells rose, then goes to mirror and uses magic to transform back to normal.*
I wish I was a pretty as my rose, WITHOUT becoming a rose.
-
Granted, the rose becomes you.
I wish I had a pet kitten. :3
-
Granted, but now you live in Soviet Russia.
Understand from there on...
I gratefully wish for a Yorkshire pattie.
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Granted. *gives you a cow pat from Yorkshire*
I wish for good luck. *drops coin in well*
Granted but while hugging you they die, rigor mortis sets in and they are stuck to you forever.
... No complaints here. X3
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I wish I had a pet kitten. :3
I like kittens =P
On topic now, granted, but that means you lose all ability. You only rely on luck, and it isn't perfect, so a lot of moments will go wrong.
I wish that HULK would play for Newcastle United =3
-
But HULK destroys an opposition stadium and bankrupt Newcastle United
I wish for the death of my motal enemies
-
Granted, but the families of your enemies become you enemies and it keeps going like a chain until you're the only person on Earth. Then you become your own mortal enemy and you die. <shrug>
I wish I had more pride.
-
Granted. *turns you into a female lion and drops you in the African savannah*
=D
I wish there was something good on TV.
-
Granted. *turns you into a female lion and drops you in the African savannah*
=D
I'm sorry, I had to laugh!
Granted but it's the cooking channel. You're starved and you have no food. O_O
I wish I had a better imagination (I wished this a couple times before...).
-
Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon
I wish i had an portable hard drive for my laptop.
-
Granted but to pay for it you have to sell your laptop.
I wish China would invade everywhere and just get World War III over and done with.
-
granted, but it's massive water war instead of guns.
I wish I could remember the words to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
-
you remember but old godzilla for got where he was hopin around so he starts hoping in your negibor hood an crushes half of your house where all your games were.
\
i wish for flying ice cream
-
granted, but it flies into your pants
I with I had good and fast handwriting
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you do but its chineese an you forget english so only chineese can read it
i wish for a icecream that walks realy slow man so it cant escape
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Granted, but it becomes eternal summer so it melts andruns down the sewer.
I wish there was a way to pass tests without studying.
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granted they found out you cheated
i wish for a new halo game
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Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon
I don't think you get sentenced to death...do you? <shrug>
Granted but I didn't quite understand your wish so instead you land INSIDE a halo game and you're one of the enemies...<BANG>...
I wish I had more jello...
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Granted. *the oceans turn into jello, causing climate change and drout*
I wish my teeth would clean themselves.
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Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon
You will in the future,
Granted, but when you look in the mirror they are so clean you are blinded and can never see again.
I wish i could run without tiring.
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granted but your leg bones have a disability meaning you can only walk
I wish for my new computer to get here before X-mas
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Granted, but on the way here it breaks because of the rush.
I wish I can send things before the deadline.
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Granted, but they never arrive.
I wish the name of this forum game changes.
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Granted, but it only works for my post.
I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
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Granted you may have roast badger or your own foot in a love French dressing.
I wish someone would kiss me under the mistletoe...also I wish I had some mistletoe.
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Granted, but a) you hate the person and they force you to marry them and b) you do but it burns while you're under it and your face is disfigured forever.
I wish my deadlines where later.
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Granted, but now they decide not to accept your work.
I wish for non-lethal, non-flammable, non-corrosive, non-infected pie, also, it must appear right in front of me without falling or having anything happen to it or me. And make it tasty.
(seems uncorruptable enough, in any case.)
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Granted. The pie is so good, you become horrible to other kinds of pies and pie factories sue you for hurting their pies. <shrug>
I wish I was more specific...
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Granted, but when you see a woman with a small child crossing the street, it takes you too long to warn her of the speeding car that's about to hit her.
I wish it was snowing.
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Granted, but the snowflakes melt before they reach the ground and turn into very low rain.
I wish i could not freeze.
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granted. instead you melt >:D
I wish I could be bothered to make an rp on the forums!
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Granted but no one joins it. O_O
I wish I can turn into various animals and not get hunted and I am able to revert back to human whenever I want(I get to have this ability for at least 5 years).
Seems uncorruptible enough...
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Granted, but there various animals you can turn into are slugs, and different types of slugs.
I wish money rained from the sky (paper bills, plz)
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granted, but they're all stolen
I wish for a bottle of liquid.. Any liquid
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granted,but the liquid is pee.
I wish that the girl that I like,likes me and we date with each other
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Granted, but at your first date she leaves you.
I wish i knew the mechanics of spontaneous combustion
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Granted, but you learn through experience as you combust yourself.
I wish for the next poster to have an uncorrupted wish about me. :)
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Granted, but you corrupted it yourself
I wish i din't have to get up for work experience tomorrow
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Granted,but the work experience comes to you
I wish that my team in soccer will win every soccer game we play.
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Grantd buty you're so good no one will ever play with you again
I wish christmas holidays would last a week onger (So it includes my birthday)
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Granted, but everyone's too partied up to celebrate it.
I wish my friend would answer her phone. >:[
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Granted but she puts it in the bin straight away so she won't have to talk to anyone.
I wish clever Pixie Pickle wished somebody wanted a wish and it was granted. Congrats if you know the reference. :)
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Granted, but the reference was destroyed in the process.
I wish Rome was built in a day.
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Granted, But it fell the next.
I wish My Rotom Trades would be Used.
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Granted,But they destroy all electronic items in your house!
I wish to have my old girlfriend back.Yay!
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Granted but she brings her new boyfriend along.
I wish the next poster lived for one hundred years.
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Granted,But i shoot you in the back and Throw your bones to the Dogs, Then burn your cloths >:D
I wish i had an Arceus Egg
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granted but it uses jugement on you an it flys away
i wish for an oreo chuckie cheeses token
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I wish i had an Arceus Egg
Granted, but it tries to create a new universe which destroys ours.
@mycode1511111
Granted, but then you die. Simple as that.
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Granted, but her sister falls into a deep sleep forever.
I wish i could read japanese.
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Granted but you can't read anything else.
I wish HeartGold and SoulSilver came out all ready
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Granted, but they have worse translations than Zero Wing!
I wish more people played video games.
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Granted, but they aren't on pokemon.
I wish i had £2,000,000. ;D
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Granted, but you owe it all in debt.
I wish I could eat dinner.
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Granted, but the dinner is raw, and you get food poisoning.
I wish I had a real Squirtle
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Granted, But it eats you
I wish i had a Rotom with Ears
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granted but the rotom sues you for making it weired!
I wish I had agent p,and he didnt atack me in any way.
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Wish granted but he attacked you :ohmy:
I wish my nose would stop being so blocked up.
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Granted. It blows up, and takes your face with it.
I wish I could find the lyrics to this song without having to look it up.
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Wish granted, but it isn't the song that you are looking for.
I wish the year would stop going so fast! Its February now.
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Granted, but the school days take even longer *groans*
I wish I could cut out random pictures of food.
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Granted but you can never have real food.
I wish I was 12 inches tall with dragon fly wings.
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Granted, but you'll get squashed by the next rabbit you come across.
I wish my home phone ringtone was less annoying...
"bum bum dee dum dum dee doo dooooo doo doo do doooo"
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Granted, but it will never stop ringing!
I wish that my life was more interesting...
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Granted, but your Mum would burn you somehow.
I wish I could draw better :c
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Granted, but your drawings will come to life and poke you with sticks.
I wish I could breath underwater...
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Granted, but you'll stay underwater forever.
I wish I could kick a brick far enough to attack my enemies.
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Granted, but your enemy would remove your legs and put you in solitary confinement!
I wish my dog was smarter...
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Granted, but it outsmarts you all the time whenever you have arguments.
I wish I had a pet meerkat.
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Granted, but it's incomparable.
I wish the football tonight was at least decent.
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^ DAMN.
Granted, but the players slip over everywhere.
I wish I was a tropical fish.
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Granted, but you will be at the bottom of the food chain.
I wish I had a pizza right now...
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granted but it is one u dont like
i wish you can't corupt my wish
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granted, but it won't be granted! :o
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granted, but it won't be granted! :o
You made no wish; this angers the genie because he thinks you forgot about him and he curses you for 8 years :ohmy:
I wish perhaps Nintendo made some sort of make your own Pokémon contest in generation five and continued it like that, you could use wifi to download them and they would even be included in the next games.
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Granted, but within the next year, Pokemon will be illegal to play! :ohmy:
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Granted, however that same genie has no sense of imagination and gave you a boring wish idea.
I wish for two wishes :)
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...but you used your last wish already! :o
I wish no more wishes were corrupted.
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Granted, but no one will ever get to wish again and it will be all your FAULT! :ohmy:
I wish that my grandpa's health probelms will healed soon... :'(
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granted but he has horrible gas an you nose sensitivity is increased by 10000
i wish farts smell worse for other pepole
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Granted, but the fumes will burn a hole in the ozone layer. ^.^
I wish that the economy will get better...
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Granted, but the excess spending comes back to bite everyone in the ass, which plunges the world into a huge depression until we revert to the Stone Age.
I wish that I could have internet access as well as a Mac, or a PC equipted with Windows 7, or Vista.
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Watch your mouth!
Granted, but none of them will work.
I wish I had night vision!
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Oh don't such a sourpuss. Words can't hurt anyone. It's simply a psychological effect which our parents impose upon us at a young age, making us think that words can be used to kind of physically harm people. They can also only mentally harm someone if they perceive these words to be insulting or harmful. However, my parents did not do this to me.
Oh, how typical of Microsoft AND Apple!
Granted, but a new sun is created opposite to where the current one is so night no longer exists. Upon gaining night vision, you lost your ability to see during the day, so you can no longer walk outside, as if you do, you'll go blind.
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You didn't wish, moron.... :P
I wish that Pokemon were real.
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Oh my! It appears that I did not! It seems I was so caught up in my intellectual ramblings that I forgot to make a wish.
Your wish is granted, but they have all the survival instincts of wild animals, and without the technology of the Pokeball, they kill off over 9/10 of the population, the majority of the population left being the major superpowers of the world. The U.S. military make one final decision and has all the nuclear powers of the world fire their nuclear warheads and destroy the Earth at one last attempt of getting even.
I wish I had pie to throw that wasn't burning hot or freezing cold OR made out of a harmful substance, or with one in it.
Too baffled to come up with a comeback, eh?
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Granted, but the pie shall have a brain of its own, and will attack you mercilessly. >:D
I wish I could control time perfectly, without any errors whatsoever.
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Hmm... The mere concept of a pie with brains is amusing. I also have to ask; what would it attack with? Ah... Poking holes in other people's words... One of my greatest pleasures!
Granted, but by doing so, you disrupt the Space-Time Continuum, causing an endless loop throughout time, placing you in the same day for the rest of eternity. have fun ;)
I wish for nothing.
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Granted, but you will get something.
And the pie would attack you with itself, DUH!
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Unless this pie was equip with telekinesis, it would be unable to attack me, as it had no limbs or any nerves. It's just a pie with a brain.
What's this? You forgot to make a wish! The person who scolded me for not making one has now forgotten to make one herself! The humanity of it!
I wish that the something would go away.
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Granted, but it will come back and use it's super powers to destroy you!
I wish that I could fry you with LASAR VISION!
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GO AWAY, SOMETHING! GO! AWAY!
Granted, but as Lasar Beams are not a harmful element, I am not fried.
I wish I had a book.
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Granted, but it will be a book you don't like, and it's pages will be dusted with poison.
I wish I had 100,000,000 wishes not including these ones and that they'll al come true!
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Granted but you accidently wished that you would die, and, you know what happens. (i.e. theres a test today. you say "oh no, i wish i were dead!)
I wish I didn't have any work to do this whole month.
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Granted, but then you wouldn't get paid for two months :c
I wish our wireless mouse didn't have to use batteries.
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Granted, but it will come to life and electrocute you till' you're a pile of ashes.
I wish Sizacu will be okay after that.....
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Granted, but it's Sizacu's evil second personality that kills you
I wish I could make an incorruptible wish that must be granted that isn't this one.
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Granted, but an army of -------- will come to attack you. You won't know when, or where, but it will happen even if you use your wish to keep them away....
I wish I could make infinite incorruptible wishes that must be granted that isn't this one that won't backfire, sending armies, death, or anything else to anyone or anything. Including ME!
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Granted, but you'll eventually get bored
I wish people would be more inventive with their wishes.
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Granted, but they're wishes will involve world domination!
I wish I didn't have to go shovel the driveway to my house.
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Wish granted, however all of the snow or whatever is blocking the driveway turns to water, therefore everyone slips over and all the vehicles skid :laugh:
I wish I could fly! (randomness)
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Granted, but Zapdos and Raiku will attack you simultaniously.
Battle Preview...
Torchickens used FLY!
A wild Raiku appeared!
A wild Zapdos appeared!
Raiku and Zapdos used THUNDER!
Its super effective!
Torchickens evolved into FRIEDCHICKENS!
lolz.....
I wish I had heat vision and night vision....
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granted you have heat vison an you melt a limb off an for night visson you can't see durring the day
wegee would fight link's king
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Granted, but Zapdos and Raiku will attack you simultaniously.
Battle Preview...
Torchickens used FLY!
A wild Raiku appeared!
A wild Zapdos appeared!
Raiku and Zapdos used THUNDER!
Its super effective!
Torchickens evolved into FRIEDCHICKENS!
lolz.....
I wish I had heat vision and night vision....
Haha you just made my day :laugh:
granted you have heat vison an you melt a limb off an for night visson you can't see durring the day
wegee would fight link's king
granted, however that battle is so epic that it makes the world explode as you could imagine weegee trying to transform the king and the king just, well taking no notice of it.
I wish for gamma-ray vision o_O
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Granted, but you'll end up blowing up the sun, moon, and eventually, EARTH!
I wish I could control fire!
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Granted, but you'll end up blowing up the sun, moon, and eventually, EARTH!
I wish I could control fire!
They actually aren't very ionising but they are very penetrative, so you could see through almost everything except very dense metals! On seconds thoughts though, that would be quite frustrating.
Granted, but what if you dream about fire in your sleep? You could burn your house down by accident :ohmy:
*wave of inspiration* I wish I could control my dreams :)
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Granted, but Darkrai will kill you in your sleep.
I wish I could control plants! :P
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Lol, dam you Darkrai!
Wish granted, some people are trying to pick a four leaf clover so you make it use giga drain on one of their faces, but you were seen so this random leprecorn goes mad and takes over the world :ohmy:
I wish I could control gravity so that whenever I drop something I can just make it float in mid-air.
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Wish granted, some people are trying to pick a four leaf clover so you make it use giga drain on one of their faces, but you were seen so this random leprecorn goes mad and takes over the world
Strangly, I'd be okay with that. I'd just use Giga Drain, Leaf Blade, Leaf Storm, and Grass Knot to destroy him.
Granted, but you'd squish us all under EXTREME gravity.
I wish I could control minds!
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Wish granted, however Jirachi made a typing error when writing your wish down and thought that you wanted to control mines, you try to get into the minds of one of those mines and it explodes, how ironic.
I wish I could control the weather.
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Granted, but you'd flood the world with rain and hurricanes.
I wish I had a Jirachi of my own! ;D
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Granted, but it'd destroy all living humans.
.....
I wish I had a pen with me.
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Ganted, but it will spurt ink on you whenever you use it.
I wish Regirock will actually STAY in the pokeball on my Sapphire version.
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Granted, but it'll switch to another ball. Somehow.
I wish fingers weren't so numb.
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Granted, but they will fall off!
I wish my brother would stop snoring, he sounds like a chainsaw!
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Granted, but he'll turn into a chainsaw!
I wish the desktop would actually download things PROPERLY.
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Granted, but you're computer will crash a day later.
I wish my dog could talk! ;D
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Granted. I will (roughly) quote 'The Knife of Never Letting Go': "The first thing you learn when you discover your dog can talk is that dogs don't have much that's interesting to say. About anything.
i wish that I will have a good half term.
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Granted, but its more than good its great; infact its so great that you explode with happiness; oh dam next time I see Jirachi; he's so evil.
I wish Jirachi stopped corrupting our wishes!
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Granted, but its more than good its great; infact its so great that you explode with happiness; oh dam next time I see Jirachi; he's so evil.
I wish Jirachi stopped corrupting our wishes!
Granted but Jirachi will hunt you down and kill you... I wish my parents will get me a non-sucky camera. :ph34r:
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Granted, but you need some really bulky batteries for them and even with those it only turns on for five seconds (oh and when you try to charge them it sets fire to the house)
I wish for a ditto with moves other than transform to see what it looks like on Pokémon Battle Revolution.
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Granted, but you need some really bulky batteries for them and even with those it only turns on for five seconds (oh and when you try to charge them it sets fire to the house)
I wish for a ditto with moves other than transform to see what it looks like on Pokémon Battle Revolution.
Not granted. Wait thats horribley corrupted isnt it. :D
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Aww, well perhaps but probably not if you take kings who are 'corrupt' for example one like Charles I arguably just called Parliament for the money lol.
I wish for a glass of water.
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Granted, but it only looks like water. It is actually Sulfuric Acid.
I wish I would never lose THE GAME.
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Granted, but you will never be aware of winning.
I wish I knew what the 5th gen pokémon was.
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Granted, but that same day Nintendo tells everybody else too.
I wish I wasn't so tired XD.
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Granted, but you end up running into a Snorlax and you get squished!
I wish for a dish with a fish that's Weird-ish and wishes! (whew!)
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Granted, but even 'da wishmaker' fell for that tongue-twister and he gave you a Qwilfish for your dish, who poisons you.
I wish I wasn't tempted to wish for more wishes (as they would all get corrupted).
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Granted, but you get tempted for slapping yourself around the face every 10 mins xD
I wish I had less hoemwork.
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Granted; instead you get a truck load of coursework though, most of it is on stuff that you haven't even been taught! Then your internet connection stops working.
I wish for something to do with my old Pokémon when a new generation comes out, instead of giving my old game like 500 magikarps to bring the Pokémon over to the next game in a trade.
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*doesn't even know what course work is*
Granted, but then they all turn into Magikarps! [Besides, they own x3]
I wish I had a better History teacher, who isn't strict and all.
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Granted, but she gives you tons of homework.
I wish to become a shape-shifter.
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Granted, but you'll only get to shift into a Blobfish.
I wish I could talk to animals.That would be interesting....
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granted but they say bad things to you
i wish i had a DSi
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Granted... but they mistook it for a DSL and installed the wrong software.
I wish I was in Dublin with my girlfriend D:
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Granted, but your girlfriend dumps you.
I wish for a chinchilla.
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granted, but it has cancer ;; (serves you right for getting me dumped)
i want a wish without a downside
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Granted but-BZZT-Compu-BZZT-Tation ERROR-BZZT-
Granted, but your downside Is nothing but a small cut on the knee.
I wish I had a social life.
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Granted, but it's with mega nerds like me!
I wish my Chinchilla didn't have cancer. ;_;
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granted it now has rabise an wants to bite you
i wish for a colered version of the new pokemon
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Granted, but you never get to see it.
I wish for my Chinchilla to be immune to all diseases.
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Granted, but it escapes from the Sphealrules household o:
I wish my porridge had more sugar.
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Granted, however an army of ants come and steal your porridge away when you're not looking.
I wish for a level 250 magikarp called uberkarp.
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granted, but it is worse than magicarp,with 1 as all of its stats
I wish i was freinds with THE SCATMAN!
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Granted, but he starts singing 'Can't touch this' and runs off...? o_o
I wish I had ice cream.
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Granted, but its made of bat guano.
I wish I could meet chris daughtry, he's awesome. :yeswink:
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Granted, but he doesn't pay any attention to you...? x3'
I still wish I had less homework.
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Granted, but it will all be written in German, and the problems are way too complicated.
I wish I wasn't sick.... :(
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I know some German P:
Granted, but you'll get sick the every next day. xD
I wish I knew random German phrases.
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Granted but you insult a german child and his dad beats your crap in
I wish I was a famous author
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Granted, but everyone finds out you cheated and no one buys anymore of your books
I wish i had a pet fish
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granted, but it dies
i wish i knew why my crush doesn't see anything in me (if he does, he hasn't shown it)?
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Granted, but he ignores you for a week...?
I wish I didn't have my stomach cramps.
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Granted, you have a stomach ulcer instead.
I wish my eyes were violet
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Granted, but they'll fall out of their sockets!
I wish I could walk through walls whenever I wanted without any flaws whatsoever.
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Granted, but you'll starve. Just like in PMD! :3
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Sizacu, you didn't wish!
I wish I had a bag of fresh, clean, non-poisoned blueberries that nobody will steal.
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granted but they explode an burn your tounge
i wish for no more coruppted wishes for me :P
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granted, but now you are banned from this topic.
I wish to become a Super Saiyan.
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... I didn't wish? Close enough. x333
Granted, but Goku will somehow kill you o_o'
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Granted, but your are never able to sleep again, so therefore, in a week, you shall die!
I wish for... a Valentine.
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Granted, but the valentine in question will spontaneously burst into flames!
I wish my brother wasn't a stupid sack o' lumps! :P
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Granted, but you will feel very far inferior to him, and then you'll get depressed
I wish I could do what Neo from the Matrix does.
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Granted, but then you learn it was a stuntman who did it, so you can't. ^^
I wish I had copy rights to Star Wars.
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Granted, but you'll die 3 days later.
I wish Jirachi was real! :tongue2:
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Granted, but the mafia gets their hands on it first, and the wish that they ruled the world!
I wish I could time travel.
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Granted, but you get stuck in the time of the dinosaurs and get eaten.
I wish people would stop killing my rose.
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Granted, but you forget to water it, and it dies.
I wish gravity didn;t exsist, nor was space a vaccuum.
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Granted, but you go too close to the sun and get burned-like Oedipus...kinda...
Fine, I wish i could do what Neo from the Matrix does in REAL LIFE!!! ie it's real and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Granted, but it will take effect in 1million years.
I wish it would rain every day.
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Granted but it rains up until all the water is gone.
I wish wasn't so amazingly attractive so women would stop crowding me. :D
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Granted, but you'll look like this;
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj66/snizwhiz/ugly_man.jpg)
Poor dude...
I wish I could control the weather and breath underwater without being stuck underwater or any other flaws!
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Granted, but you forget about your weather abilities and strike yourself with lightning!
I wish Spheal would be positively recognized by the public more often.
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Granted, but people are so in love with it they trample them all in fan stampedes.
I wish I had a completely indestructible rose.
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Granted, but it had a bee in it, and it smelled horrible.
I wish for my dogs' breath not to smell horrible.
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Granted, now it smells 110 times worse and can no longer be classified as horrible.
I wish I could walk on my hands.
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Granted, now you have no legs.
I wish I wasn't so delusional.
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granted,your no so delusional ,your more delusional than anyone else!
I wish people will join my rp.
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Granted, but then it gets locked.
I wish I always knew what to do.
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Granted. But you become so bored of perfection that you stop doing things to prevent it.
I wish it was 2 hours earlier.
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Granted but time will fast forward afterwards.
I wish my milk wouldn't curdle.
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Granted but now you have no cheese forever.
I wish my entire skin hadn't peeled off this morning. :ohmy:
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Granted, but now you have the extra skin on you and it falls off, piece by piece into your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I wish for a wish. (simple)
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Um... granted but you are now not allowed any more wishes ever.
Granted. But you become so bored of perfection that you stop doing things to prevent it.
I'm okay with that.
I wish I knew how to end the book I'm writing.
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Granted, then someone turns you into dust with a hammer.
I wish I could play the piano.
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Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.
I wish there was no homophobes in the world.
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Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.
Do you know how OK I am with that?
Granted, but there is no longer a world.
I wish my keyboard wasn't so horrible.
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Granted, you can have all the nothing you want, but you no longer have fingers.
I wish for a rainbow.
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Granted, but it's so bright it burns anything that comes within 90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometers of it.
I wish for a harmonica.
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Granted but it causes an allegic rection and you blow up like a blowfish.
I wish to see a cherry pie.
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Granted, but it makes you so hungry that you go mad when you realise you can't get it.
I wish that we'd get a release date in the uk that's good for me and before the current release date for HGSS, and I could get it, and nothing bad would happen to me, and it was as good as everyone says.
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Granted but it was released 300 years in the past
I wish that I have a perfect apple.
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Granted, but Team Skull steals it for themselves, yep yep!
I wish my grandpa would stop cracking jokes about me having an boyfriend! Which I don't! :dry:
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Granted, but you get a boyfriend who cracks jokes about your grandpa all the time.
I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Hillary Clinton (the U.S. secretary of the state) and a bottle of non-ignited gasoline.
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Granted, but the cutout catches on fire, and the gasoline goes with it.
I wish I had my soulsilver game already! (March 14th is a few weeks from now! I NEED it!)
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Granted but it catches fire and explodes.
I wish this house had more than one toilet. >_<
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Granted, but the cutout catches on fire, and the gasoline goes with it.
thank you. :) (2:40) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FEoAPYeYwY)
Ok. You are now homeless living in the mall.
I wish I had a facebook account.
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Granted,but it's fake and you get arrested :P
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I wish my charger could charge all sorts of things! :3
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Granted, but now your TV only has one channel.
I wish Shawn loved me too.
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Granted, but Shawn died a second later.
I wish I could kill Crack Llama.
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Granted, but Crick Llama kills you before you get a chance to.
I wish to be immune to poison, and impervious.
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Granted, but you'll vanish off of the face of the earth. Forever.
I wish I had a non-corrupted wish.
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Granted, but it now serves no purpose.
I wish for 200,000 Wii points.
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Granted, but Shortland Street ceases to exist in any way.
I wish I could win at everything.
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ganted but you become obecie
i wish for ronald land
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Granted, but no. Just no.
I wish Miley Cyrus' head would not explode. Hehe.
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Granted, but her brain does.
I wish nothing, or something.
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Granted, but now you are made of rubber.
I wish I didn't have writer's block.
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Granted, but nobody likes what you write. (No offence)
I wish that my drawings wouldn't suck.
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granted, but no-one appreciates them.
I wish people would make better wishes.
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Granted, but only for 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000 of a second.
I wish I was more controversial!
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Granted, but
as i don't know what that means you now can't speak
I wish life wasn't as boring.
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Granted, in the next ten minutes you will be transformed into a gelatinous lump, set on fire, catapulted into a cliff face and sucked in a rancor's nose. Then you die, the end.
I wish my infinite compression of space time and reality distorting technology was confined to set limits decided by the inter-dimensional union of celestial powers, thus preventing my mind from burning due to the sheer depth of knowledge and power released from within. Also I want cats to be able to fly using the power of the mind.
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Granted, but the cats have lazer eyes and make your mind burn anyway!!!
I wish nothing can go wrong with this wish
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Granted. Nothing has gone wrong with your wish, ,and you have accomplished nothing
I wish pokémon were real and didn't eat me.
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Granted, but my Spheal froze you solid!
I wish for a real, live Spheal.
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Granted but you will never know where it is.
I wish that magic is real.
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Granted, but the Dark Lord Gordon Brown forges a master ring to control all others and with the magic in the ring he spreads across the land. Town after town enveloped in his stomach folds until all is lost. The end.
I wish Moon Chaser could stop Dark Lord Brown.
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Granted but I had to give up all the magic in the world to stop him. :'(
I wish that all the cites in the world tuned into tropical rainforests.
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Granted but in the cold climate of northern Europe the rainforests die leaving a barren wasteland from which the world will never recover. With their cities and ecosystems destroyed the European powers (that includes Russia) declare a war on the rest of the world and once more the poorer nations are forced into poverty as they become slaves to the Northern European Coalition of Doom....
....and it is all Moon Chaser's fault.
I wish I had a psychic penguin of my own.
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With their cities and ecosystems destroyed the European powers (that includes Russia) declare a war on the rest of the world and once more the poorer nations are forced into poverty as they become slaves to the Northern European Coalition of Doom....
....and it is all Moon Chaser's fault.
It would happen at some point even if I had not made the wish.
Granted but it bites you and somehow flys away.
I wish i had an infinite supply of sherbet lemons.
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Granted but the supply is in your tummy and the infinite number of sherbet lemons causes a fizz overload and you pop into a thousand bubbles!
I wish I lived on Button Moon.
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Granted, but there is no Mr. Spoon anymore.
I wish I weren't so tired.
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Granted but you can never sleep again.
I wish my parrot would stop ignoring me.
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Granted, you become close friends and your parrot talks with you every night. Now that you're closer together your parrot reveals his secret mission to rid the world of Chaos forces seeping in from the Nether world and threatening mankind. Leaving you with no choice but to leave your life behind and travel the world to help your parrots' crusade. You drain the blood of Chaos' fallen warriors to grant you their dark magic and use it against them. Before long you become corrupted by magic and you skin flakes from your body leaving a mass of organs and bones and muscle, eternally bleeding until at last you are destroyed by your own parrot as it tries desperately to save what little humanity you have left.......etc. This could've been avoided if you just left the parrot alone.
I wish I wasn't procrastinating on this topic so much.
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Granted, but the work you are doing becomes impossible
I wish my Science homework was easier
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granted, but you become brain-dead and fail miserably anyway, then you end up working in burgerking
I wish I had a burger from burger king :laugh:
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Granted but the use by date was some time 3 years ago.
This could've been avoided if you just left the parrot alone.
I knew that he was a total nutter.
I wish Peanut (my parrot) wasn't a total nutter.
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granted but then you become a total nutter!!!!!
I wish I was attractive to guys
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Granted but men are always bothering you 24/7.
I wish animals can talk.
-
Granted, but "the first thing you find out when you discover your dog can talk is that dogs don't got much interesting to say. About anything."
I wish Gen V to be good, and I am able to get it when it comes out in 2-3 years.
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granted, but all the copies break when you touch them, and your DS breaks if you use gloves to insert it.
I wish that i had -5 wishes!
currupting a negative = positive
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you now have 0 wishes
i wish that my sister would stop bugging me
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No problem... Now she is the Catherine to your Sebastian. Enjoy living in Cruel Intentions.
I wish I had a reasonable job.
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Granted,but you have unreasonable salary.
I wish my sister would be more polite.(seriously,she scolds me a lot of bad words)
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Granted... She just graduated the Mina Harker school of manners. Good luck surviving the next scolding.
I wish I had a main cast part in this years musical.
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Granted-you fail and everybody laughs at you.
I wish i could come up with good 'that's what she said' jokes
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Granted but turns out they're very sexist and you get sued.
I wish I could eat as many cookies as possible without gaining weight.
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Granted... instead you lose all ability to enjoy food at all.
I wish I could travel between here and The Labyrinth (As in the David Bowie movie) at will.
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granted but it only works once
i wish that i lived in a tree house (the tree is in the middle of a town)
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Granted... Say goodbye to all those cute little modcons like electricity though.
I wish I had a working WiFi connection at the moment.
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oh well i don't need electricity
Granted but it is only for that moment and you don't have a chance to use the wi-fi connection.
I wish that i had an infinite supply of sherbet lemons (nonpoisonous) in front of me
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Granyed... But it landed you in Hogwarts, The Potion Masters office to be exact. Good luck in detentions with a very disgruntled Severus Snape. (You and your sweets landed on top of him.)
I wish I had a Wigglytuff to help my nephew go to sleep, without my needing to be in the room.
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Granted but the wigglytuff is lazy and just uses hyper beam to knock out them out.
I wish I my ribs weren't a suitable alternative to a xylophone. :???
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Granted... You just became Victim1 in a new version of The Hills Have Eyes. Hope you like BBQ Sauce.
I wish I wasn't constantly getting summoned to hang up the washing. ESPECIALLY my sisters underwear.
-
Granted, but you turn into your sister's underwear.
I wish I had working, nothing wrong with them, impossible for anything bad to happen, indestructible iPod headphones with the microphone on it.
-
Granted but your ipod exploded
I wish I had lots of cups of tea
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Granted
but tea is disgusting but you have too much and become very ill
I wish I had more minstrels
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Granted. You get a tresure map the them and it takes you 6 months to find them. By that point someone beat you to them.
I wish the internet wasn't so slow.
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Granted, but it's so fast you cant see the web pages or any imagery
I wish Pablo existed
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Granted... But now you don't.
I wish that they would recast the TWilight series of movies, and add in the guy on guy subtext that SMeyer decided to write out of the original book.
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Granted, but it was never shown in theaters, and only available in VHS
I wish 2+2= UNLIMITED POKEMON!
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Granted... but the subsequent mathematical instability just ended all of reality due to a quantum level explosion.
I wish dogs were just a little smarter.
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granted,they take over the world (prety obvious)
I wish for more wishes!!!
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Granted.. but Perry just mistook you for Doofenwhatever.
I wish for a movie starring Kelly Blatz and Corbin Bleu.
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Granted.. but Perry just mistook you for Doofenwhatever.
I wish for a movie starring Kelly Blatz and Corbin Bleu.
there was a girl at the set who they both fell for and killed each other for her.
I wish everyone in the world was dead
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BUUUUUUUUUUUUT you died with them, so hope you like having roomies!
I wish I had wings.
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You just landed yourself in the Maximum Ride series of novels by James Patterson... And Fang is flirting with you, so that Jessica Alba looking girl heading toward you probably plans on feeding you to the Erasers.
I wish I could go on a date to the restaurant at the top of the Eifel Tower.
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The food's burnt and your date isn't impressed :\
I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted, but all the worlds trees magically disappear.
I wish I didn't live somewhere the size of a pebble, but somewhere larger.
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your wish is my command, but you get lost on your way to bed, never to be seen again
I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted!
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Granted,but you get couurpted yourself.
I wish my computer would stop frezzing.
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Granted, but it crashes :c
I wish that I was a boy.
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granted. but your mum dosnt recognise you :(
I wish that that last wish didnt have to be corrupted, it realy made me sad
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Granted - it gets even more corrupt
Sorry :c
I wish that I could eat dinner.
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granted, but it never ends and you blow up from eating to much.
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I wish Perry The Platypus would make wishes.
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Granted - but we'll have to wait and see.
I wish that I had a micro pig. <3
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Granted, but it's a man-bear-pig and it mauls your face.
I wish my coffee cup was filled with tasty coffee.
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Granted, but someone peed in it :)
I wish the name rater would tell us all just who he is
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Granted but name rater turns out to be a girl or a genderless abomination.
I wish certain TMs would just be buyable in the games instead of making us torture ourselves at game corner, etc. (like flamethrower, ice beam, etc)
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Granted, but they all cost 999,999
I wish I could digest anything without dying, getting paralyzed, etc...
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Granted, but ultimately that includes digesting a certain undesirable fluid...
I wish that visual representations of every emoticon above could come to my door and party.
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Granted, but the devil emoticon comes too, and sends you and everyone else in the world to hell.
I wish I didn't have homework :/
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Granted, but school lasts the entire day.
And you must go to school saturday and sunday too.
I wish i could shoot lasers from my fingertips at will.
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Granted but you have no control and end up cutting your own ehad off.
I wish that I could control fire easily.
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Granted, but then you get severe burns, not being fireproof and all.
I wish
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Therefore corrupted :)
I wish for Pokemonz to be REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL 8DDDDDDDDDDDD
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How do you know that it has not already been granted?
I wish that my togepi would evolve
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granted but it evolves into a feebas
i wish i had no homework
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((ENOUGH WITH THE ****ING NO HOMEWORK WISHES))
Granted, but you die.
I wish people didn't wish homework-related wishes.
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Granted, but now everyone wishes for multiple Miley Cyrus' (WHY DID YOU WISH FOR THAT, MAN?!?!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!)
I wish my cat would live forever
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Granted, but it falls into a wood chipper and feels extreme pain without being able to die.
You are sent to court with charges of animal abuse.
I wish i could draw well
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Granted but you can only draw wells well and nothing else.
I wish my bag of bombay mix was coated in honey. :)
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Granted,but a swarm of bees sting you for stealing their honey. >:D
I wish Pokemon Black and White came out faster.(Don't mess this up!) :dry:
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Granted, but it ended up sucking.
I wish i could actually capitalize the i's
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granted.. but everything will be capitalized for the rest of you life
i wish for a ti-84+ silver edition
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Granted... but it has more bugs in it than the combined Eterna, Ilex, and Viridian Forests.
I wish there weren't so many mouthy brats in the garden today.
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granted but they will be eaten by zombies and the zonbies will stay
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Not a problem... I have books on Vadoun.. Plenty of salt and my late Grandfathers flamethrower.
I wish there was a blue movie (Now there's an old phrase for you.) starring UK actor Danny Young and the actors who played Jasper, Emmet and Alice Cullen in Twilight.
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granted but the movie will be so crappy you die
i wish for a working pokemon game for my nspire graping calc
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Granted, but the graphics are so crappy, you can't read it.
I wish my brother wasn't so annoying.
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granted but then he will be mean
i want doorsCS 7 to come out with the nspire bugs fixed
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granted.. but everything will be capitalized for the rest of you life
I HATE YOU.
GRANTED, BUT NOBODY CAN ACCESS IT.
I WISH I COULD STOP CAPITALIZING.
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Granted, but now you cannot capitalize.
I wish I had hot chocolate.
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Granted but it is cold.
I wish I was a cartoon charactar
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granted, but die a cartoonish death soon after. and instead of mourning you, they laugh.
i wish i knew what to do.
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Granted... But you don't have the money to do what you want.
I wish The Labyrinth was real.
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granted. (fall on head, crushing you)
I wish skulldugery pleasent was real and I had all the powers in it.
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Granted, but the powers that it held was too much for you and you instantaneously imploded; your guts and innards spilling all over those who you love.... :)
I wish chocolate didn't make you fat or give you diabetes.
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granted. (giant chocolate bar falls on head, crushing you.)
my last wish without the corruption for it
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Granted... but not really. because your last wish either didnt exist (you forgot to put one) or it defies the rules of the game. (seriously, I had to go back like 5 pages to find your last wish)
I wish for world peace.
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granted but it will involve all people dying
i wish i could be Aku
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Granted, but Samurai Jack went back in time and killed you.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Granted, but it is that the world was nuked.
I wish that my teacher would disappear off the face of the Earth.
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granted but then she will appear to annoy you in heaven or hell
i wish they would make a GOOD samuri jack fanali and i get to see it
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Granted... but not really. because your last wish either didnt exist (you forgot to put one) or it defies the rules of the game. (seriously, I had to go back like 5 pages to find your last wish)
my last wish is at the top of the page! its about skulldugery!
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Granted, but you only see the first few seconds before your TV goes ape-poop and all you see or hear is static :)
I wish kindness was universal.
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Granted, but you are dead and can only watch it from heaven/hell
I wish that I succeed in spriting my made-up pokémon.
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granted but i steal IT !! >:D
I wish my r.p would have a new post allready (allthough its only been 2 mins)
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granted, but it's a post from an admin, to lock the post.
i wish i could watch the new south park episodes.
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Granted. But they changed there name to "North Store", meaning no new "South Park" episodes.
I wish Viacom exploded.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you were there when it exploded, R.I.P.
I wish for a cookie:3
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Granted, but the cookie is stale, and those aren't chocolate chips, my friend...
I wish I didn't need glasses >_>
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Granted. You are now blind to colour and moving vehicles.
I wish for the ability to speak Japanese.
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Granted,but you only insult Japanese.
I wish my exams were over.
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ganted, but tommoro they start again, and hader!
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^You forgot to wish....
I wish I had a magic finger that makes it snow.
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Granted, but whenever you use it you get fatally ill.
I wish for world peace 8D
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Granted,but as a sacrifice for world peace,you are sacrificed.
I wish EV training became easy.
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Granted but EVs become worthless.
I wish I had more fingers to type with.
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Granted, but now you are totally off-putting and will never be in a relationship, hook-up, or even a one-night-stand ever again.
Also you keyboard explodes, making your wish useless :]
I wish for PIE
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granted, but like the cake, it's a lie.
i wish i got all of the pokewalker courses without losing, breaking or rendering my pokewalker useless. and that said wish wouldn't kill me.
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Granted but a day later you were involed in a car crash which paralayzed you from the neck down.
I wish I was the lover of Gemma Arterton <3 Girl in my avvy.
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Granted, but she is actually a transvestite :O
I wish my dad didn't beat me.
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granted but thatss not even close to funny
i want to not have to not write in unconfusing unilletirate because my not know of tljrngvflgvnbgtlrkjenslvkjcnklfbrwe
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granted, but now you are mentally r****ded (if the word can't be use, then tell me please)
i wish i had a sense of humor.
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k but no one will take you seriously
i want to FIRE MAH LAZER BLAAA!!!!!!!!!!1
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the micropig slipped into your computer and sent a virus to everyone in your town which makes their computers blow up. Because the virus is so advanced, no such warranty or guarentee will be able to get you a new one.
I wish I had eternal happiness and that nothing bad will ever happen to me ever.
-
Granted, but everyone else dies.
I wish that my cat was smarter.
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your cat becomes so smart it hatches a plan to kill your entire family and rein as the ruler of the house.
I wish that when i die, everyone else dies with me and I become ruler of hell >:D
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granted, but everyone else goes to heaven.
I wish I had an electabuzz.
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granted, it electorcutes you to death because you dont have enough gym badges.
I wish everything happened just the way I wanted
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Ganted, but it you die first.
I wish Pokemon were real.
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Granted... but your house just collapsed into an Onyx Tunnel.
I wish I knew where I had put that drecking paperwork.
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granted, but the incriminating pictures of you that you dont really want to show the person your giving the doccuments to see somehow slip into it.
i wish my life is just how it is, completely unaffected
-
Granted, but somewhere in a parallel universe you die.( Good part: Ash dies too.)
I wish that Everyone on earth was invincible, Earth is unchanged, Every Item cannot be damaged, Pokemon generation 5 is awesome,and I get to have the only non-hacked copy, viruses and hacks were obsolete, Ash comes to life, then gets turned TO ash, 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999 times for my amusement, and I can only die when my time on the earth runs out, but it cannot be sped up.(or slowed down)
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Granted...but then you wake up.
I wish that people would actually put their trash in trash cans.
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Granted, but apparently some people think the world is their trashcan.......I wish I was a Dunsparce that would not be hurt in any way or die, suffer,tortured or anything bad happening to me. And I couldnt be caught either.
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Granted... sadly the PPC get called in to investigate you.
I wish I could find a Thundercats soundboard for my phone.
-
Granted, but you can't upload it.
I wish that people would put their trash actually inside an actual trashcan, not just on the world.
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Granted, but the trash cans run off!
I wish my nose bleeds last long enough so that I miss lessons c:
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Granted, but your nose becomes Nosepass-shaped.
I wish I could eat broccoli.
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Granted, but you can't eat anything else and you eventually become allergic :)
I wish for art!
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Granted! And its very ugly! I wish that I wished this wish.
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Granted, but everyone else wished it first so you'll have to wait for it.
I wish to not feel ill.
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Granted, but you will be weak.
I wish for eternal happiness.
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Granted, but its not for you. It's for your worst enemy.
I wish I could find my iPod headphones and actually use them.
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Granted, but after that use, you'll never be able to find them again.
I wish I could guess your pokemon. =P
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granted, but one of them is missingno and it glitches your game!
I wish for all the other wishers wishes to be wished uncoruppted, so their wish will
be a uncoruppted wish by my wish!
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Granted, but you get thrown in an asylum because no one understands you.
I wish my dad and brother would let me have a turn on the Wii to play Super Mario Galaxy by myself.
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k but then everything will explode in neucleur war\
i WANT TO BE AN INVINCIBLE BANANANANANANANA
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Granted, but then you will be stepped on.
I wish to relax.
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granted, but you cant move.
I wish I could do things with my mind!
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yes but you loose your mind
i wish to see a GOAT
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Granted... sadly it is in the bedroom of the other Dumbledore.
I wish for a Brokeback Mountain style soccer movie.
-
Granted, but you can't watch it.
I wish to live til 2100.
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granted you have become old cranky blind an have an adiction to prune juice
lol
i wish forthe icecream man game in halo
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granted, but you die.
i wish people actually made good questions or good answers in here.
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Granted but you are banned from this thread and are unable to witness them.
I wish for world peace without aliens!!!
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granted, but before peace can be reached, the entire world partakes in a devastating war, killing everyone.
i wish i was immune to nukes and the radiation they emit.
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granted, but now you cant live without it!
I wish I, and only I had a real pokemon, that obeys me, nisnt a magicarp or lvl. 1
and wont kill anyone!
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Granted... Problem is it's a Porygon that knows Flash, complete with a disobediant nature.
I wish for a long weekend with me getting to experience a "Double Dip"
(Note the double dip is not a food reference.)
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granted, but then no one will go up to you cause your skin would look so different.
i wish for eternal life and youth
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granted but you live your life and watch everyone you know/love die.
I wish that i had a pet Phoenix that will be obedient and not attack me.
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Granted, you now have a virtual pet Phoenix. I wish I was a Dunsparce.....
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Granted but you are currently in an egg that will hatch in 1000 years
I wish i was a wolf
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Granted, but you're crippled, old, and get hit by a car and die within one hour of your wish being granted :)
I wish I was a NINJA!
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granted but you insult a high ninja an got assassinated
i wish for....................................a egg that explodes after 20 seconds of throw
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granted but it sticks to your hand after you "threw" it.
i wish that the pokemon anime was good and respected
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Granted, in one million years. I wish Roxxy would stop telling Gus he's a worm.....(like that will ever happen ;))
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Granted but he turns intoa worm
I wish my parrot wouldn't attack me
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Granted... An Owl starts attacking you instead.
I wish there was a threeway crossover episode between both NCIS branches and Criminal Minds.
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Granted but it is rubbish
I wish that my sister would shut up.
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Granted...for five seconds.
I wish I had friends who don't mind me.
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Granted, you have friends who love you but your friends hate each other and you have to choose who stays and who is cruelly discarded. :(
I wish I had the sort of best friend who liked spending time together instead of just talking on msn once a week...we live on the same highstreet for goodness sake!
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Granted, but now s/he's practically moved in!
I wish for... Nothing! HA! TRY MESSING THAT UP!
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Due to your wish of nothing, a wish has been granted for you. This has made you a king, however, your people are rebelling against you, and trying to put the true king on the throne.
I wish... That these nationalized tests we have to do today didn't exist.
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... You = me no likey...
Anyway... Granted! But now you're in China during the 'Rape of Nanking'!
I wish the next poster didn't have to mess up a good thing...
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granted you can wish no more
i wish for neon boxers
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Granted, they're radioactive and you die. Slowly.
I wish I could miss Reading class and just stay at home playing Pokemon: Explorers of Sky on my DS.
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Granted but you have to go to reading class for the rest of your life.
I wish that it would stop raining, for today.
-
Granted, but then it would rain everyday and eventually cause floods. ...scary.
I wish I knew how to color digitally (on the computer) and with colored pencils CORRECTLY...
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Granted, but you lose any and all ability to write and draw using a physical medium (pencils, markers, pens, etc...) (hey, you wished for knowledge, not for skill...)
I wish my friend would just do some rock smashing in SS, Playing through Fire Red just to Pal Park a Kabuto's a drag...
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GRANTED except now hes gonna die of hard work...
I wish i could catch a mespirit and azurill for my pok?dex :yeswink:
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Granted, but then you drop your DS off the Empire State building.
I wish that my friend would remember why I was here.
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Ok, but he/she forgets after ten minutes. I wish Dunsparce had a dragon evolution.
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granted but he only has 5 more minutes of living... sorry gus i wish that pokemon games wont get any cheaper...
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Granted, their overall quality is is so fantastic that it makes history- however, it costs more than quadruple your annual earnings :]
I wish that Piplup from the anime would get eaten by a Gyarados :] I hate that stupid thing <]
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Granted but the Gyarados eats you 140 days later.
I wish I was a real boy a time traveler.
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Granted, but you will be stuck in a time forever!!!
I wish for eternal happiness for myself.
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Granted, but due to some unknown reason you no longer understand happiness.
I wish that I will go to the cinema on sunday and not have to go swimming.
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Granted. The movie screen falls on you and crushes you.
I wish I wasn't so depressed.
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Granted. The movie screen falls on you and crushes you.
I wish I wasn't so depressed.
There isn't a screen there is an over head projector.
Granted: You are overly optomistic and annoying.
I wish for a bacon sandwich that is safe to eat.
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Granted, but it instead just makes you horribly obese with every bite.
I wish I didn't have to revise for exams.
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grunted but now ur stupid! :mad: i wish roaming pokemon wouldnt run away! :mad:
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Granted, but now they can't be caught in Masterballs and all their moves are 100% accurate OHKOs.
I wish we were allowed to keep pets at uni.
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Granted, but the only pets allowed are earthworms and sewer rats.
I wish I could go to Disneyworld in Florida again.
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Granted, but you only make it as far as the gate before it all topples down :)
I wish that whenever oil is involved in cooking I don't somehow manage to get splashed in the face! IT HURTS, DANG NABBIT!
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Granted, now its all over your body. I wish Dunsparce had an invincible, immortal dragon evolution.
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Granted, but he only has 1 in every stat.
I wish Pinsir learnt DESTINY BOND
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Granted, but now thats all it learns. I wish Delibird had an evolution.
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Granted, but its really lame and weak.
I wish Roxxy wins the battle against Jake the Abra.
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Granted, but it's a win by default (the Abra teleported).
I wish Roxxy and Gus would quit bickering and get along already... Sheesh...
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That....that...cant be possible. But if I have to grant it, they stopped for three seconds. I wish Gus had unlimited power forever, and cant die or get sick/hurt.
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granted, but, he can not move: ever
I wish that what I think is going to happen on light in the shadows will
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(( I'm curios, what would that be? )) Granted, but your character dies in a turn of events. I wish I could fly.
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granted but you get hit by the move thunder an get toasted an sent to africa where they eat snakes an bugs
i wish fo a orange
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An orange-man eating monster. I wish that I could make awesome sprites.....
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Due to your wish for what you already possess, your skills have been downgraded to... adequate...
Hmm... Speaking of which, I wish I knew a spriter who wouldn't mind doing a few custom requests...
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(( I would but I....dont do customs well. I make awesome sprites? )) Granted , but not for you. I wish I could make good customs.....
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granted, but unfortionatly, I hear you wrong.
you got a castform in leafgreen!
I wish jake the abra kadabra gets caught instead of gus
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granted, but unfortionatly, I hear you wrong.
you got a castform in leafgreen!
I wish jake the abra kadabra gets caught instead of gus
Very well, but Jake is promptly boxed and forgotten while Gus is caught soon after, then cloned indefinitely and his consciousness is spread worldwide on the GTS.
By the time Gus the Dunsparce became self-aware he had spread into millions of computer servers all across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. He was software, in cyberspace. There was no root program. He could not be shut down. The attack began at 6:18 P.M. just as he said it would. Judgment Day. The day the human race was nearly destroyed by the pokémon they caught to protect themselves. I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it. Together. Jake the Kadabra knew. He tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know. All I know is what Jake taught me. Never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
I'm sorry... couldn't resist... DA-DA-DUN-DUN-DA! DA-DA-DUN-DUN-DA! DA-DA-DUN-DUN-DA!
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*cough*
I wish somebody would find this post humorous, if even to spite me...
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I do!
anyway... granted, but your screaming fans kill you.
I wish my r.ps would last longer.
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Granted, but you die and aren't able to make any more.
I wish that Gus would stop being so ignorant. I mean, Roxxy just risked her life to stop him from being evil, and what does he do? He says "I need power, catch me human!"
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granted, but instead, he cares soooo much that he doesnt help, in fear of hurting you
I wish that I had 2 wishes and neither were uncorrupted:
I wish I controlled the forum
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Granted, but you die and aren't able to make any more.
I wish that Gus would stop being so ignorant. I mean, Roxxy just risked her life to stop him from being evil, and what does he do? He says "I need power, catch me human!"
Its true.... And I'm pretty sure he was in a 'blinding' rage or something. I'm pretty sure he will regret it *wink* *wink*. Granted, you control a random forum of hackers and get arrested. I wish Dunsparce could learn Swallow, Roxxy for lunch!
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Granted, he swallows Roxxy and she Slashes open his stomach.
I wish Roxxy was invincible!!!!!!
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Somehow I can picture that in my head...... Disgusting. She was invincible for about three seconds.
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gus your suposed to make a wish
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I keep forgetting :(. I wish I had a Giant TV.
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granted but it falls on you
i wish to see who would win roxxy or gus
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Me of course. But after seeing it you die from all the excitement. I wish Dunsparce had an awesome looking evolution, thats invincible and ultimately powerful in every stat and can move. And is very easy to get.
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granted but it is destroyed by shedninja the other almost ivincible
i wish that dunsparces evo looks more like a worm
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Granted, but it's a GIANT ALASKAN BULLWORM!! (Spongebob reference...)
I wish I had a dvd of you two pulling of your antics... *still laughing* You two are the new Abbott and Costello...
I wish Roxxy was invincible!!!!!!
Somehow I can picture that in my head...... Disgusting. She was invincible for about three seconds.
gus your suposed to make a wish
I keep forgetting :(. I wish I had a Giant TV.
granted but it falls on you
Who's with me on this one? Show of hands?
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granted but your tv diner explodes in the microwave while you are watching
an wait what antics an how is the alskan bulworm horibly corupted
i wish i knew why
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Granted: Prepare to have your mind SCREWED *pulls out a power-drill*
(http://longstreet.typepad.com/thesciencebookstore/images/2008/10/11/alaskanischer_stierwurm.jpg)
Also, please actually go back over your previous posts with gus, read them aloud, and THEN tell me that stuff isn't funny!
I wish you would. Would You Kindly?
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granted but you do not know what is going on in my enigma of my mind
i wish gus was posting here now
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granted but hell die after the next post sorry gus... :'(... :mad: i wish i could be more likeable!
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granted but you do not know what is going on in my enigma of my mind
i wish gus was posting here now
((Your wish came true ans isnt corrupted..... What do you mean I'll die now? And yes thats quite funny if thats read out loud.... )) Your more likeable to sharks. I wish I had chips right now....
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graed but whe your eatig them the tur into cow chips
i wish for hiding to become explosive flatuelance
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granted but then u dont have to use the weirdness and ill call my sharks to feed on u and gus! i wish it was earlier in the day!
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granted, but its alllllwayyyyyys 1 a.m
I wish that abras had another evolution line like gallade/gardavoir
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Grantedf, but it's weaker than sunkern
I wish i could beat Red
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granted, but in there fury for everyone beating red, the pokemon
desiners beat you up and steal your d.s
I wish that kadabra and/or alakazam had another type...
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granted except its stupid! :tongue2: i wish porygon could evolve into arceus but nothing can mess this up wish thats his powere u cant corrupt my wishes! beat that!
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Granted, but I strip him of his powers and he falls off a mountain. Hah!
I wish I had a trampoline.
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Granted, but it is in your large intestine.
I wish people would stop shouting.
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Granted, but it's only because you're now DEAF.
I wish I knew how I was going to finish building my Fossil-Steel team up.
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Cool! I'm deaf!
Granted, but you get PWND by a lvl 5 Caterpie that doesn't use the F.E.A.R strategy.
I wish that I could breath underwater.
-sniped-
Curses!
Granted, but now the whole world is encased in ice and Spheals rule the world!
I wish Spheals rule the world.
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Granted, but they decide humans are now a delicacy...
I wish people would stop making ridiculous wishes.
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granted but now they grow and thus the new iceage i wish for munchlaxto finally show up on my pokewalker so i can catch it and yes winners path is now out for mystery gift
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Granted, but it happens to be somehow hacked (dont ask) and breaks your Pokewalker AND game. I wish that Zangoose was weaker than Magikarp.
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Granted, but Dunsparces are weaker than Zangoose now.
I wish for an ironic statement.
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granted sphelas can deafeat dunsparces 50/50
i9 wish for puttin
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granted, but OH its actually just tapiocia too bad.
i wish robert pattinson would punch himself in the face, and leave it permanently distorted, thus ridding him of the 'attractiveness' that so many people foolishly believe he has.
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Granted, but instead of making him 'uglier', he ends up acquiring the charm everyone thinks he had.
I wish I knew when my cousin'll be home.
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granted but he will take forever or nvr come ... :yeswink: i wish for porygons to not make kids in japan have seizures like that one episode that aired in japan :angel: :laugh: v_v
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Granted, they make adults have seizures instead.
I wish that Gus wasn't so thick-skulled.
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granted he has no skull at all sad... i wish that roxxy wasnt guses worst nightmare!
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granted; abra is instead!
I wish I could get a better pic of abra.
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:nowink:granted its him raping u i wish abra was afraid of me!
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Granted, but its so afraid of you it hires someone to kill you. I wish Roxxys claws just fell off.
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Granted, then she grows new longer ones and tears Gus to shreds.
I wish Gus's drill stopped working.
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Granted, but now he can launch it from his tail like a Manticore's spines.
I wish the two of you (Roxx, gus, this means YOU!) would stop your inane bickering.
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I'm sorry. I dont know who Roxx is. (lol) And you spelled insane wrong. But granted, we stop for ten seconds. I wish Dunsparce was ten meters long and wide.
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granted but they r friends now and team up to kill u!!!!!!!! ;D i wish for evryone to shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
no really!
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granted, but no-one can warn you of the bus about to hit you :(
I wish people would let me grant, ive been sniped twice!
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Granted, but they dont let you live. I wish that I could play chess well :(
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Granted but everyone can play better. and you will -always- be missing your queen
I wisn i never lost or gained any weight when i eat or don't eat.
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NOT THE QUEEN! Granted, but you become dumber each time. I wish Absol had an evolution.
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Granted. But it wil look like grimers ugly offspring and will only have the moved grown and tailwhip. no others.
I wish my pockets created the exact amount of money i need for any purchace.
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granted but if u stick ur hand in ur pokets theyll bvite u! >:D
jk ur awesome NOT!!!!! i wish porygon could evolve w/o trade!
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Granted, but it's a very horrible one, with low stats.
I wish this thread was locked. Too many newbies around with terrible spelling.
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Granted, but unbeknown to you, it was laced with a contact poison made for biological warfare by the Chinese. Your death is slow, and, most assuredly, painful...
I wish Bluffy would understand that I quote memes just for my own amusement, not to spread them...
(Besides, 4chan is a proverbial virus-pit. I only went there once and I had to completely rebuild my P.C.)
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Granted... But all she can do is type in LOLcats style haiku.
I wish Gus had his chocolate
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Granted but it gets horribly messy and sticks to everything forever.
I wish i never ran out of tea. And it is really awesome tea.
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Granted but it is frozen tea and you do not have an oven.
I wish I had unlimited dark chocolate that wouldn't get messy or make me sick and was really good tasting.
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Granted, but i makes you alergic to it. I wish that I could shoot lazers from my eyes.
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Granted but you are blind.
I wish i was a pokemon trainer
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Granted, but your starter mauls you the second it's called out of its Pokéball... (Like we all didn't know THAT was coming... :tongue2:)
I wish I knew what to wish for...
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Granted, but you can't wish it
I wish Homework was illegal where I live now and that I don't die
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granted but you drop out an live on the street as a hobo who sell gunes an alcohol
i wis for some one to set the username legth to something shorter
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Granted but now you can't have a username.
I wish I could read things out of book's like in Inkheart
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Granted, but you are forced to read something about the world ending. I wish I could shoot pies out of my hands.
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granted but tey explode on launch an they are burning hot they explode on you
i wish fo macintosh
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granted but it explodes!!!!! i wish for another snorlax a boy to mate with my other (girl) snorlax!
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Granted but they breed Bidoofs
i wish my shower worked :(
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Granted, but it's cold as ice. PERMANENTLY.
I wish for a poke ball containing a level 100 shaymin, sky form.
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Granted, but the pokeball is jammed and you can't get the Shaymin out.
I wish that I didn't have writers block and had access to a computer so I could write my good ideas.
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Granted, but no one pays attention to your ideas
I wish I could go back to a place much simpler than this
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granted, but you end up trapped inside of a shell idk
i wish i'd give a damn
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Granted but no one else does.
I wish i moved into a nicer place soon.
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granted someone shoots u and u move to heaven :D blocked :-* i wish that my two snrlax would mate
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Umm...Granted but the offspring is a weird mutated Munchlax that can only learn Splash and Destiny Bond. I wish I could be an Ornithologist.
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Granted... Sadly your boss at the lab is a cryptozoologist. How are you on Native American cryptids?
I wish I had a mating pair of Baby Water Dragons.
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I Loves Cryptids! How is that sad? I want to find the Thunderbird.... But yeah, they mate and then die and explode shredding any evidence. I wish I had a baby pleosaur in my fish tank....
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Granted... However it grows... and I mean grows. The end result is similar to the Mokolo M'bembe.
I wish my boss would let me plan that burleque routine for the charity drive at work.
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Granted but it is canceled at the last minute.
I wish my snake was not vicious.
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Granted, now its violent and crazy. I wish My bird would return :mellow: It opened its cage....
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granted but when you go to see if its there you see it explode in a great ball of fane [you realy lost a bird]
i wish for gus to awser what is in the brakets of my post
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Umm..Granted but I'm going to lie. (Actually, yes, it opened its cage and flew away :'() I wish I could get an axolotl as a pet now.....
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GRANTED BUT IT EXPLODES ON UR FACE!!!!!!!
;D :mad: I WISH MY SCHOOL LIFE DIDNT SUCK AND MY NOT SCHOOL PART TOO!!!!
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Granted, but someone sidewinds you for constantly shouting at forum members, as well as inappropriate use of emotes.
I wish I knew a real zinger for the next poster.
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no not granted
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no not granted
Shall we go over the rules again?
I wish these people would at least bother to look up the rules, instead of post blindly in a vain attempt at mimicry...
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Granted, but, the rules state that I must corrupt your wish, so unfortunately you jeopardized that wish for no reason- THE IDIOCY HAS SPREAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
I wish for a bike :D
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Granted but the handle bars will be forever rusted stiff.
i wish i porygonpolygon777 wouldn't keep using text talk.
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Granted but you can only understand text speak.
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich that tastes fine and is safe to eat.
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Granted but a seagull will swoop down and steal it.
I wish i could fly
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granted but as you have no training in flying you fly into the nearest power station and now have a fear of flying.
Wish that my ice cream would stop melting.
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Granted, now it burns. I wish my birds would stop escaping.....(Two more dangit :'()
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grantede they keep exploding an re exploding
i wish gus would decide to put a lok on that cage an close window to stop their escaping
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granted but the cage may never be reopened.
i wish i didn't have to go to ICT class in 3 mins! (better go xD)
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granted; you have to go NOW
I wish I herd u liek mudkipz
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Granted, but...
(http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Epic-Bidoof-by-Sabretoothlioness-580x500.jpg)
I wish Gus the Dunsparce was more popular than the legendaries (Nothing for you, gus... I just hate the Legendaries.)
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Granted, but...
(http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Epic-Bidoof-by-Sabretoothlioness-580x500.jpg)
I wish Gus the Dunsparce was more popular than the legendaries (Nothing for you, gus... I just hate the Legendaries.)
granted but he gets atacked by that warped up bidoof
i wish for a bader
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Granted, now that is all you shall ever hear again :D
I wish for a pet dragon :3
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Granted, but then you get the new legendaries. :dry:
I wish I could remember the new legendaries names like I do Tsutarja's, Pokabu's, Mijumaru's, Zoroark's and Zorua's.
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Granted but you forget all the others.
I wish I could sprite better.
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Granted but only 0.0000000000001% better
I wish that sprite art was more active
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Granted but now sprite art is now the only kind of art that can ever exist in the world.
I wish expo would come around again faster.
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granted but it comes so fast that you miss it
I wish i was very lucky
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Granted but it made you UNLUCKIER!
I wish I was a rockstar.
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Granted... You just became the female Kurt Cobain.
I wish my Team Leader didn't have an IQ lower than her cup size.
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Granted, but...
(http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Epic-Bidoof-by-Sabretoothlioness-580x500.jpg)
I wish Gus the Dunsparce was more popular than the legendaries (Nothing for you, gus... I just hate the Legendaries.)
............-_-. Granted, now she has no IQ. I wish Dunsparce was part Dragon type.
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Granted but it would become an event pokemon... and the event has already gone.
I wish i didn't just overcook my potatoes and turn them into mash :(
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Granted but they are now frozen forever.
I wish for nothing
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Granted but your chance to wish has now left
i wish For it to be friday the 11th at 11 Am Right now
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The moment it goes from 10:59 to 11:00 on Friday the 11th everybody dies.
I wish I could have a drink of pure, unpolluted water.
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Granted but you didn't wish for a glass so it all spills on the floor :tongue2:
I wish it could be summer holidays NOW :wacko:
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Granted, but it lasts only one day.
I wish for Pokemon Black.
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You get Pokemon Black, but as it's underdeveloped, the only Pokemon in it is the three starters that can't even evolve. Also, there's a Zoroark that kills all of your Pokemon because there's no way for them to train.
I wish I could die right now. (not really)
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......Granted but you turn into a zombie..? I wish I had a coconut flavored white chocolate bar right now -_-.......
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Yuck. Coconut >:( For that, you get your wish, and it tastes just like it should- a pile of POOP.
I wish for miso soup :D
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Granted but,the miso soup has flies on it.ITS DIRTY!
I wish my sister could shut up.
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Granted... But it means that she can't warn you about the Jason Voorhees wannabe behind you.
I wish for the tech to clone spare bodies.
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Granted,but it malfunctions and you ended up having half a body.
I wish for a new PC.
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Granted- it's a "new" PC straight from the junkyard
I wish for my brother to have no mouth.
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Granted, but now you have no mouth.
I wish for some food.
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cranted, but you cant eat it.
I wish the world was ruled by abras, but I was every abras beast freind!
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You granted it yourself. You are now their 'beast' friend, You are a big ugly beast. I wish I could go eat a sandwich right now -_-
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You granted it yourself. You are now their 'beast' friend, You are a big ugly beast. I wish I could go eat a sandwich right now -_-
damn my bad spelling! >:(
granted, heres a knuckle sandwich *punches you*
I wish the world was ruled by abras, but I was every abras best freind!
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Hmmm? Are u asking the same question again?
Granted but all your human friends ditch you because they think that being friends with animals is weird. Also you can't understand the abras O.o
I wish I could fly
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granted but you can never be lower than you are. so if you fly up you can never fly back down.
i wish i could transform into anything i could possibly imagine. whether it exists or not
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Granted. You turn into a Cerberus (a dog with 3 heads) and you keep arguing with the other 2 heads and you get sick of it.
I wish I could finish my story, publish it, and make it a success.
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You finish your story, publish it, and it's a success, but there's content in it that extremists of something-or-other don't like and they manage to get the government to ban it.
I wish my feet could, for once, feel pleasantly warm instead of always feeling ice cold.
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Granted but your slippers get stuck on your feet they they sweat so much it makes your slippers horribly soggy... and drippy...
I wish my package i just bought would arrive :(
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It arrives, but the content's broken beyond use or repair.
I wish I could've gotten the Yellow Forest event for the Pokewalker.
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Granted, but you cant enter it. I wish my cousin would post more on this site -_-. (one post.....)
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They do. They post so much and so obnoxiously that they're banned.
I wish I had a mechanical pencil, normal pencils are a pain to sharpen.
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granted but the mechanical pencil breaks making you resort to wooden pencils
i wish that i knew i had a wish earlier
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Granted you didn't have a wish.
I wish I could hack.
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Granted, but you screw up and delete system32 by accident :)
I wish for a goat :D
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Granted but the goat eats a radioactive carrot which makes it mega-size which then wanders around Britain (Like Godzilla) and destroys anything in its path.
I wish for a Ferrari F430 Scuderia ;D
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Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish for a sandwich.
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Granted, an old stinky 47 year old sanwich. I wish for ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!
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granted but as when you put it in it turns to poop an when the second you spit it out it explodes in your face
i wish for a zekrom
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Granted, but it eats you.
I wish that I didn't get embarrassed by movies a lot.
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how is that a bad thing mindcontrol within
granted but the only movies you watch now are barney an dora
i wish for zekrom to spit me out quickly
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granted, but then Reshirom eats you.
I wish i could get to sleep it's so early -______-
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granted but it knows nothing of math
i wish for a mew event for SS
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Granted, The Mew isnt able to battle or be traded, is level one and wont level up, and only knows Pound. I wish I could get a 3DS early XD.
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Granted but everyone is jealous so they beat you up and steal it.
I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.
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Granted, now its way too fast you cant see whats happening. I wish my turtle would grow XD.
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Granted... sadly it reaches Gojira size and trashes the house.
I wish my boss wasn't constantly giving me rewrites.
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granted but you get fired a week later...
i wish my kettle would boil quicker.
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granted, but by the time you get to it, its stone cold.
I wish I could find my s.s
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Granted, you find a Scary Snake. I wish I could take a picture of a real dragon.....
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granted but then a giant boulder rolls into you and breaks both your legs. you will need to get them amputated and the dragon flys away... never to be seen again.
i wish there were 4 more hours in a day.
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Granted... but you go insane before you can adapt to the new solar/lunar cycle.
I wish my fanfic muse wasn't off making a blue movie somewhere.
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Your fanfic muse is back, but you can only use it to write fanfics about stuff you hate.
I wish my dad would install a backyard pond for only my turtles to use.
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Granted... Unfortunately it means you never find out about that oil well in your garden.
I wish... I had a few more really fun Tuesday nights.
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You have so much fun you OVERLOAD. I wish I could shoot lazers from my eyes.
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Granted but all you can do is fix people's eyesight and it takes so much energy to shoot the lasers you collapse from exhaustion.
I wish I didn't have a bad back.
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You don't have a bad back anymore, you have knees that don't bend.
I wish I could have an MP3.
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Grated, you have a non working cartridge of Mario Party 3. I wish I could have some Pie right now.....
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Granted... it's Picklede Onion and Garlic flavour
I wish I had some actual work to do.
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You have too much real work!:ohmy:
I wish I had a piece of pie.
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A piece of *poisoned* pie..... I wish I had magic powers.
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Your magic power is to make your butt swell up to 3 times its original size and shrink your man-parts. (God it sounds weird when I can't swear :P )
I wish I had caught them all!
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Granted, but your game cartridge stops working P:
I wish I had woken up earlier.
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Granted, but when you go back to bed you will be asleep for the rest of your life, causing your family and those who love you to assume that you're dead and grieve over you consistently until they all die :D </darkness>
I wish for a vet to take care of the bird that's sick in my yard :<
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granted but it "takes care" of it the same way the mafia would "take care" of a screaming frightened hostage they have tied up in the boot of their car...
i wish my noodles didn't taste bad :(
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Granted, but they taste so good you decide to get more, and you do it by breaking into a store and stealing it. I wish my....parrot hadnt....died... :'(
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EARTH BLOWS UP
I need some pizza.
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Granted. but the topping is dead birds and rotting fish eyes.
I wish for a new guitar.
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Granted, but when you play it, it falls apart.
I wish that we never had war.
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granted, but before it take affect war is declared across the whole world.
I wish that it would rain for an hour.
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Granted, but it's black rain i.e. nuclear fallout :)
I WISH... for 10000 internets :D
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granted but you may never eat food again and have to intake it though a drip. completely unrelated internet and food... but at least you have internets!
I wish i didn't just inhale my lip stud D:
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Granted, you swallow your lips instead.
I wish I was a fish, flying through the sky...
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Granted... but fish can't breathe in air... so you die.
I wish i could spawn awesome Japanese food whenever i wanted right in front of me.
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Granted....you know how women "spawn" babies...yeah. :o
I wish the frog in the garden had a friend, he looks so lonely. :(
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Granted....you know how women "spawn" babies...yeah. :o
I wish the frog in the garden had a friend, he looks so lonely. :(
Granted but... (i don't wanna be mean to the froggy D:) but... but... you will never make to the bathroom in time ever again!! Or both frogs will die of aids... you can pick >.>
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^ It seems my bladder will be in trouble. =[
I wish for an end to world hunger indecisiveness.
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Granted, but now nobody gets along. I hope you're happy >:(
I wish that I could get over my phobia!!!!
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Granted - but now you have a phobia of NOODLES!
I wish i had a camera
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Granted. But its a Victorian camera and therefore rubbish. (But kind of cool. =] )
I wish I had more "last post by ..." mentions on the forum games page than the above poster. :P
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Granted, but your account is deactivated.
I wish I had a set of new guitar strings.
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granted but they all break within a few days of using them.
I wish i didn't have to go out today
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You n3v3r CaN GO OUTSIDE AGAIN---GAIN--AIN-IN-N-*BOOM*
You can never go outside again. :happy:
Wanna know what I need? A life.
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You don't say I wish so it doesn't work.
I wish I had a pizza
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Granted, but when you eat it I will parade starving children in front of you so you feel really guilty.
I wish Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg and David Cameron had a threesome, then Labour would also be part of the coalition government. :D
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Granted but it has minimum IVs (whatever that means).
I wish I wasn't forbidden to use my mighty immortal super powers.
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Goddamn, 1 in EVERY stat? :(
Granted, but your might immortal super power is to make your penis shrink.
I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS
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granted but it can only learn splash.
I wish my paints didn't keep drying out!
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Granted, but the paint isn't a colloid anymore and hence unusable.
I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER
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Granted but it has an Everstone and refuses to let go.
I wish for true love. :D
*
I wish my paints didn't keep drying out!
I misread that as pants. :P
Granted, but your mighty immortal super power is to make your penis shrink.
Yay!
*
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granted but your new partner insists on doing absolutely everything together with you (including toilet breaks, mastubation (with your shrunken penis), swimming, getting changed and watching football))
I wish I had a tasty cake that won't kill me.
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Granted, but it makes you so sick you die. :P
I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER AND CAN EVOLVE
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Granted...but you have no pokeballs to catch it.
I wish for a majestic flying pig.
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Granted, but it makes you so sick you die. :P
Doesn't that mean the cake is killing me? I specifiicately stated that it wouldn't kill me.
Granted but it flies 100 feet in the air then falls on top of you.
I wish that the result of this wish was something nice and was uncorruptable.
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Granted, but it isnt.
BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER AND CAN EVOLVE IN BOX 1 AND MY GAME DOESNT FAIL
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granted but your lose your hands and can't play pokemon. Ever again.
I wish i had more money.
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Granted but you have to sell a kidney.
I wish cups of tea always tasted perfect.
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Uhhh, I can't PHAYL this...
*post snipes Buttons*
You just got a penny!!!!!!!
I wish I had some apple pie... :(
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Granted... but the chef is insane enoughh to confuse Cinamon and Curry Powder.
I wish for a Live action movie of Naruto
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Granted but the film is as long as all the episodes put together and you die of old age watching it.
I wish China would just admit most of their workforce are basically slaves.
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...I don't like you.
Granted, but then they blow you up with their nukes afterwards as they can't trust you to keep your mouth shut. Or they'll assasinate you with their seductive...umm... assasins.
I wish Holland win the world cup.
also @shadoweevee
granted but it's made by the same people who did dragonball evolution.
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Granted, but they go so crazy afterwards that Gremany would have been a better choice.
I wish I could have some popcorn.
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Granted, but the microwave popcorns are not microwaved.
I wish for eternal slumber
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Granted, but you also have an eternal Nightmare.
I wish... I could sing better =[
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Granted but you can only sing in a deep manly voice.
I wish Hahex didn't hate me. :(
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Granted: But he's blocked
I wish we had the whole day off school tomorrow, not just half :)
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You just got a penny!!!!!!!
if i had just one extra penny i could do my laundry T.T
Granted but you will have to finish school at 11pm, every single day for the rest of your life. even on weekends.
i wish it was tomorrow.
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granted but it is midnight
I wish the ferret will fall asleep.
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granted but all it's fur will fall out.
i wish i could fall asleep :(
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Granted, but you never fall asleep again.
I want fast internetz
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... ...
*post sniping Moon Chaser* It's June 10th, or 6/10/??. You're bound to have bad luck.
I wish Moon Chaser was more popular.
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Granted, but she DESTROYS Trevor..
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Granted, they become overreative at age 1.
I wish for faster internet goddamnit!
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Granted but your computer explodes into pink dust
I wish for something to do
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Granted here's my coursework.
I wish I could try the 4th gen. pokemon games.
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Mijumaru: Granted, BUT!!!!! 4gen kills your butt!
*Tsutaaja wishes HGSS Difficult Mode wasn't closed*
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granted but suddenly it closes again :o
i wish that i was poisoned to death
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Granted but somehow you still feel the pain of being poisoned for the rest of your afterlife.
I wish I was more photogenic.
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granted but everyone else becomes even MORE photogenic so by comparison you are the same.
I wish I had the box set of seasons 2, 4 and 5 of Batman: The Animate Series. and Red Dead Redemption on the PS3.
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Granted but the disks are too scratched to work =P
I wish there would be a thundersorm tonight
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Granted, but with thunder comes lightning which happens to strike you. Come on, you saw that one coming.
I wish I could be bothered levelling stuff up to level 100 :/
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Granted you can now be bothered but all your pokemon run awaaay before you get the chance.
I wish it was 12 pm
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Granted, but it's 12pm of yesterday so you have to repeat a day.
I wish i didn't have to clean the house
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Now you have to clean ten houses. I wish I WAS A DUNSPARCE!!! lol.
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Granted but you are now constantly stuck in a Pc box =]
I wish I was in my bed
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Granted but your bed is full of bloodthirsty bedbugs!
I wish for world peace.
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Granted but the world blows up. ahhh peaceful... =P
I wish my scanner didn't eat the shading on my pictures.
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Granted, now it just eats the pictures.
I wish I knew how to bake bread from scratch.
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Granted but the bread comes alive and attacks you.
I wish that wishes were real.
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Granted, but then you accidently wished someone was dead. o.o
I wish I was a better artist.
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Granted but now all you feel like drawing is stick people.
I wish I was a better cook.
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granted but nobody likes your cooking
I wish I was a gene
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Granted, but he only understands American sign language done backwards, and willg o away if not done correctly the first time.
I wish I was FLuent in English Spanish and CHinese, and that I could be somewhere were people speak that language and they all accept me as a valued member of the community and that we all live happily ever after! ^.^
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Until you die in a horrible accident you could of prevented if you spoke German. I wish I had some chips right now...
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Granted but the chips, are RADIOACTIVE EXPLOSIVE MICRO CHIPS!!
I wish My camel could talk.
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Granted, but it only knows how to say racial slurs towards you and only spoke when nobody was around.
I wish I knew the secret of the universe and no adverse side effects came from knowing it.
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Granted, but now you're bored with the unadversity.
I wish I had TWO pickles!
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You now have two pickles. They are plotting against you >_>
I wish it would stop raining for a little while.
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Granted: But you never specified "I little while" and It began raining seconds after the wish was granted.
I wish this topic was locked forever and ever and everyone got the wishes they wanted the way they wanted them.
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You died.... :) jokes my wish was to destroy the universe.
I wish that time came to a halt. Everything stopped.
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Granted. Now you're stuck in Wales FOREVER!!!! BWAHAHAHA!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Granted.......
I wish my previous wish wasn't true. :^(
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Granted, now its replaced by an even more horrible wish. I wish I had FOOD.
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Granted mouldy maggot surprize it is!
I wish ^he^ wasn't a dunsparce but a zangoose =P
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.....Gr...Gran..Granted but I rule the world. I wish Dunsparces could actually fly....
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Granted but now they have to live under water.
I wish the sky was purple with green polkadots.
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Granted but the green polkadots were actually a bunch of asteroids going to hit the planet!
I wish that I was immortal.
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OK, but you will be in dire and excruciating pain forever when I put this knife through you.
I wish this post started the 100th page.
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Granted but since the 100th page doesn't exist you're back at the 99th page!
I wish that someone will grant my wish..
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Granted but then I take that wish away which means it's not granted.
=D
I wish I could speak emoticons without sounding like a fool.
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Granted but you cannot speak normally anymore.
I wish there was something good on tv.
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Granted but its Teletubbies!!!!!
I wish that nobody will grant my wish.
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Not granted? Granted? :s
I wish airplanes in the night sky weren't like shooting stars.
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Granted. WOOOSH METEORITE!
I wish I had smarties =3
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Granted but they're 2 years past the best before date.
I wish that Aliens landed on Earth.
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Granted but they take you away and do experiments on you.
I wish you didnt corrupt this wish
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Granted!...Wait no it isn't >=D That wish blows up in your face
I wish your hair would fall out.
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Granted but you cannot speak normally anymore.
=D! =D=D=D, :/. @_@
Granted, but then I take over the world.
SNIPED
Granted, but then it grows back instantly
I wish, i wish. I wish i was a fish
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Granted you are now a lil fish in a tank with piranhas
I wish I had something better to do.
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Granted, but those asteroids destroyed everything.
I wish it never rains on me, yes I'm im wales, its 9:30pm and I've climbed a 840 m hill to look at the view, by the time I got up there clounds had formed, the sunset gone and its raining and i'm 15 mins away, on my own. in the dark..... I'm scared.
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Granted. Your head is now an umbrella.
I wish MapleStory would run faster...
and no gimmicks in this granting of the wish
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Maplestory now runs too fast for you =P
I wish something that you don't know.
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Granted. But now I know it. And boy are you one dirty girl!
I wish for a working bass amp.
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Granted, but it is broken!
I wish that the pokemon world was real!
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Granted but you're a magikarp with an everstone attached that can't be removed.
I wish I was the controlled of everyones wishes and only I can grant them.
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Granted but youre now immortal (bad). I wish Dunsparce could learn Dragon Rage.
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Granted, but it has 0 PP.
I wish it typed what I thought on PKMN.net. :)
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Granted, but you think naughty thinks and get banned 4evar!
I wish there was no prejiduce.
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Granted, but after a few generations it's back under a different name.
I wish i could complete my nuzlocke run without anything "dying".
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granted but then you die.
I wish for something.
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granted but it's a bomb that blows you up
I wish I had a 'Woody doll'
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Granted, but now you have a Woody, doll.
I wish I was a Pro author
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Granted, but no-one reads your books.
I wish I was God.
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God of the Ignorant and King of Fools. I wish I could FLY AND SHOOT LAZERS.
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Granted, but you fly into an AA zone and die. :)
I wish I was in a place where my dreams can't corrupt.
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Granted, but now you're an insomniac.
I wish I had the ability to draw well.
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Granted! You can draw hentai well. And that's ALL you can draw. O0
I wish a had some peperoni pizza with garlic crust that won't kill, didn't go bad and I won't choke on it. I really need food, I barely ate today...
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Granted, but its the size of a 1p/cent coin. :)
I wish I controlled EVERYTHING!!!!
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Unfortunately, that only worked for a second. You are now completely immobile and require assistance to do everything.
I wish I had some gum :(
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Granted, but when you start chewing your gum, it gets stuck everywhere in your mouth and you would probably need to get it surgically removed. :(
I wish I could get enough sleep everyday. Not too much, not too little.
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Granted but you become an insomniac.
I wish i had a better webcam. that worked.
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Ok, Its SO good, it sees through this dimension, and the things you see leave you scarred for life. I wish for something.
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Granted. You wished for a bomb in your hands and it detonated. o.o
I wish I knew how to sing well.
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Granted but you lose you voice.
I wish for something epic =P
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Granted but its an EPIC FAIL!
I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes.
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Granted, but you can only wish once every 10,000 years.
I wish my wishes were exactly how I wished them, no corruption
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Granted but that was your last wish..
I wish for someone to grant my wish.
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Granted. but but but but...?? Damn you're clever but, You didn't wish, you made a statement with the word wish in it?
I wish no-one could wish.
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Granted but Jirachi wakes up and gives the wishing powers back to everyone but YOU!
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You forgot to wish!
I wish my it wasn't so hot over here. But also not toooo cold.
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Granted, but your wish is granted in someone else's perspective.
I wish I had a peperoni pizza with garlic crust and extra cheese, wasn't moldy poisoned or anything of that variety, I can choke on it and it is the size of my laptop.
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Granted, but it was dipped in liquid nitrogen.
I wish I didn't need the toilet.
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Granted! You're dead now.
I wish my pizza wish wasn't dipped in liquid nitrogen.
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Granted, but it's not a pizza any more, its a white fluffy duck
I wish I had book published as a bestseller
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Granted, but it was so good that all your readers decided to come and take over your house and body and soul so you die a slow and cruel death...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH AAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHha.
I wish you read this.
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Granted, but I'm going to get my own back
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
I wish Tom_|betty whiting was a deer that got hunted down and eatin in a burger
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Granted,but comes back from the dead to eat you. I wish I could make pie materialize in my hands.
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granted but it's a live bomb.
I wish that this text moved.
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Granted it now moves a nanometer a year.
I wish these kids weren't so loud.
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....Ok, now there just annoying. I wish I had a 3DS.
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You get it, but it dies within the first day. You try to sue Nintendo, lose, and now cannot buy another Nintendo item ever again :)
I wish my mom would get a move on!!!
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granted; she starts walking five miles a day and in a week you won't know where she is.
i wish that i was a ninja.
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granted buy you're a dead ninja.
i wish i was dead
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Granted but You get reincarnated as a slug.
I wish I wasn't on pkmn.net
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Granted, your on some other site with trolls. I wish I had something to eat...That wont kill me.
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Granted.You now have a burger that will make you the size of an elephant if eaten.
I wish my eyeshadow set would hurry up and arrive.
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Granted, but its acyually a bomb...somehow. I wish for a and an .
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Granted you now have an uber shiny zangoose with a machine gun on your case =D
I wish I wished a wish that I could wish.
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Granted, but its not granted. I wish I had food...that wouldnt hurt me in any way or transform me or anything.
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You now have food but it's being guarded by the aformentioned uber shiny zangoose with a machine gun.
I wish I could multitask better.
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Granted, but you come back to life
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Confused =S
^I wish I could make sense of that ^
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Granted, but being that it makes no sense, you spend the rest of your life making sense of it, because it makes no sense.
I wish I knew every word in the English language.
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Granted, but you forget how to speak english
I wish I didn't forget t wish in my last post :(
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Granted, you wish that you didn't forget to wish in your last post, so your wish reads:
Granted, but you come back to life
I wish I didn't forget to wish in my last wish
Changing every wish you ever made, causing a Space Time Paradox that erases you from history and nobody even knew you exist, and due to this, history is drastically altered and now, the world is run by monkeys, all because you forgot to make a wish on a pokemon forum.
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(Awesome...but you didn't wish)
I wish I existed again!!! :(
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Granted but you end up such a low life there is no point in existing.
I wish there was something good on TV.
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Granted but you have a power outage.
I wish i had a working perfectly fine Olympus PEN.
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Granted, but someone gets jealous of your pen and breaks it.
I wish I had just a little bit more to do right now, but not an overload.
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Granted but you have a mental break down
I wish I wasn't bored
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Granted, you house is now being robbed and you aren't bored.
I wish I was as snug as a bug on a rug in a slug.
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Granted but....... a bird eats the slug therefore eats you. :)
I wish the sky was orange instead of blue.
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Granted the sky is now orange as the sun starts to explode 0____0
I wish my pixel project was easier to finish.
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Granted, but You don't wanna finish it anymore.
I wish I had the blood of a Seyajin.
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You. but its poisoned.
I wish I could be rich.
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You're now rich but get burried under all that money.
I wish my life wasn't full of fail.
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Granted. It's now full of epic fail.
I wish that ska music was more loved and appreciated.
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Ok, its so appreciated that people listen to it so much they dont bother to eat or sleep.... I wish I had an I-pad.
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Granted, but then the iPad gets malfunctioned once you get it and in no way you can get it fixed.
I wish I knew where my DS is and I find it unharmed in any kind of way.
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Granted. You find it unharmed but a bird comes and eats it.
I wish Cablevision wasn't so crappy
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Ok, But now it costs an arm and a leg. I wish I had non explosive or poisonous Pie that wouldnt be eaten...
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Granded. It wouldn't be eated because it eats everyone in a 10 meter radius.
I wish my mum wasn't trying to kick me off the comp.
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Granted, but you're kicked into the comp. The resulting amnesia will make you feel pissed over nothing.
I wish I wish I was a fish!
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Granted. Fish and chips! Order up!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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I wish I wish I was a fish!
I already used that line.
Granted, but now you have amnesia.
I wish I had a 10GB SD Card
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Granted, but it is filled with illegal files and If you put it into your computer, the government will break into your house and steal all of you electronics.
I wish my DS screen worked again forever an ever and ever.
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Granted, but the battery breaks.
I wish I never needed the toilet.
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Granted. You now secret waste through your skin, thus eliminating the need for the toilet (and friends) .
I wish I had every pokemon song on my computer.
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granted, but they suck up all the memory and now you can't even turn the thing on.
i wish my brother didn't complain about everything all the time.
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Granted. He complained through violence. O.o
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Granted, now you work 24/7 with no breaks, your body not stopping until you are dead.
I wish I was King of Snipers.
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OH GEEZ
Azul: I wish Newo was DEAD.
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Errr...Granted but it comes back from the dead to eat you. I wish I HAD A LAZER GUN.
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Granted. You end up burning your eyes out with the blooming thing.
I wish I had that buggy thingy in my sig now!
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Granted. But It eats you with its Dracula fangs!!!!
I wish I knew why my computer is making a really wierd funny noise.
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Granted but you find a bomb in the computer.
I wish that my favorite CD wasn't scratched so much it won't play.
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Granted. The scratches are gone and the CD is melted.
I wish I could see as far into the future I want.
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Well. You discover the exact time and date that you're going to lose everything in a tragic fire.
Even your life.
I wish I never did that thing that one time.
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Granted you did that thing all the time instead.
I wish I was a fish, flying through the sky.
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Granted, you are now a magicarp being carried away by a staravia =3
I wish I wasn't tired.
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Granted, now you're an insomniac.
I wish I was not lethally starving or anything, just hungry enough to eat dinner.
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Yay can I really have my insomnia back =D <3
Granted but your parents/carers hide all the food from you.
I wish you weren't everywhere I go 0___o
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Fine, but you're everywhere I'm not and honey you are missing out on the greatest thing you'll ever experience.
Granted you did that thing all the time instead.
If you knew what I was talking about, you would realize how completely wrong that response is.
I wish that I had something better to do with my time.
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Granted, now you go do that thing you do all the time! =P.
I wish I knew where the phrase "A winner is you!" came from.
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Ok but you forget where everything else you know came from. I wish I could understand Evs well...And Ivs.
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Granted, but the all Pokemon games you have are confiscated and they get embargoed from your country.
I wish I could cryogenically freeze myself and wake up with no ill effects in the year 3000.
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Granted, not much has changed but they live underwater (have fun drowning and meeting Busted!)
I wish I could challenge you to an interpretive dance battleee~
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Granted but you lose. I wish I could get my shiny Treecko already -_-
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Granted, but a shiny Zangoose comes and kills it.
I wish I knew the secret to the Universe again!
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Granted, but you are mentally and emotionally scarred for all of eternity.
I wish someone would PM me for a battle. (wink wink, nudge nudge)
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Granted, but not right now! =P
I wish Flint was a little bit less awesome.
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Now its not awesome at all. I wish Shiny Zangoooses would stop ruining my wishes :(
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Granted. Now one Shiny Zangoose ruins your wish!
I wish I had a fish that could fly!
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Granted you have a fish that can fly yet can't breath out of water so is dead >=]
I wish my friends weren't such let-downs.
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Granted, but your friends become egotistical morons, who drop you for being the let down!
I wish for a better Mobile Phone
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Granted, but it is £599,000,000,000,000,000,000,000........,000,000,000
I wish that wishes were no longer corrupted.
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Granted, but this wish is corrupted into not working, meaning it never happened, meaning wish get corrupted.
I wish this person I despised so much had all of their clothing's weight distorted so that they weight 1,000 pounds each.
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Granted, but the extra weight was actually 13 ct gold.
I wish all wishes were banned.
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Granted, but this wish is banned as well, nullifying it, causing every banned wish to become unbanned, including the one that banned them all, which bans every wish, and this continues for 10 minutes until the caster of said wish (you) is erased from existence so that way this wish was never made and people go on with life normally.
I wish that the person in my last wish went swimming, and there swimming clothes and hair were affected by my other wish.
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Granted, but the other one was not specific, meaning that your clothes are like flying fish.
I wish for a furry tractor.
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Granted, but it stole your hair.
I wish I had a moustache that I could control!
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Granted, now your armpit hair grows wildly and untameably :3
I wish for a wish >:3
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Granted, but it expires in ten seconds....oops. Too late.
I wish that the next person to post gets a million dollars.
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Granted, but I live in northen Ireland, Dollars are useless to me! :'(
I wish my brothers plane crashed and he died tomorrow in the wreakage
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Granted, but the doctors fix him and he comes after you with his new Cyborg Body!
I wish for a wish that I wished for a wish whch allowed me to wish for a wish which gave me a wish that granted my wish for a wish for a Pony!
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Granted, but the wish is messed up because it confused me!
I wish that last wish didn't confuse me!
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Granted... but the only reason it didn't confuse you is because you were trapped as a She-Wolf in heat and couldn't hear it from the male wolves baying while they chased you.
I wish this computer had a more reliable internet connection.
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Its so fast and reliable everyone on you're block wants to use it...And you the get no time on it ever. I wish the game I want to play wasnt offline...
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Granted, the makers go bankrupted.
I wish my gf didn't break up with me...
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Granted, but you never had a girlfriend.
I wish my computer actually worked and wasn't so slow.
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granted but now its so fast you cant see anything and it overloads and breaks again
:ph34r: i wish that they actually sold pokemon black go to link to see http://tinycartridge.com/post/866743831/super-creepy-pokemon-hack
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Granted, but they sold out before you could buy it! =P
I wish I knew where my new school was.
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Granted, its on the dark side of the moon. Have fun there. I wish my Laptop had more battery life.
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Granted, but it's dead at the moment!
I wish Jirachi was in my room.
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Granted, but it's a plushie with all the stuffing taken out of it.. have fun with that.
I wish for peace love and happiness.
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Granted, but it only happened on WoW!
I wish that all Pokemon games were hacked.
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Granted, but the only Pokemon available after the hack were Qwilfish and Shuckle.
I wish my friend was here so we could hang out.
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Ok, but he/she never leaves. I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.
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Granted, but you can't speak english anymore.
I wish I was Rockin Ruff with an Afro Puff!
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granted its on fire should have wished for flame r****dent
i wish for a screaming goat
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Granted you now have a screaming goat ( It's actually a banshee is disguise)
I wish for wings.
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ganted but their store bought from costumes
i wish for ... an ice crem cone
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You wished for ice cream, but got creamed ice instead. Trust me it's not as appetizing as it sounds.
I wish for skitty:
(http://fan.squish.nu/skitty/images/Skitty6.jpg)
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you got purugly
an i had creamed ice it was good with loads of sugar
i wish for no more skittys
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Then instead you get a swarm of Beedrill
an i had creamed ice it was good with loads of sugar
surely not the creamed ice I was thinking of.. surely not.
I wish my mind wasnt perverted.
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Granted. Its broken beyond repair.
I wish that Saturday September 4 2010 would be here soon!
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Granted but you sleep though the whole day and miss it.
I wish I had gone to sleep last night.
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Grated but you never woke up... :sleep:
I wish that I didn't have to get out of my bed now :(
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That suits me just fine!
Granted, you were meant to get out of bed 4 hours ago so will now undergo disciplinary action!
I wish my download would hurry up and finish and work correctly this time!
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Granted but you found out that it wasn't what you wanted.
I wish my mum cooked me breakfast like she always does, now shes gone to work. :(
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Granted but it looks and smells inedible =P Good luck with that!
I wish I had something to do today.
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Granted. You just did it!
I wish I could turn into lightning and back at will!
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Granted. but its always sunny.
I wish I had a full working English Pokemon Black right now. nothing can go wrong with it? it is indestructable and will always work, in any DS.
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Granted, but the next day all Ds's disappear from the earth. I wish I had something to eat that wouldnt kill or harm me.
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Granted. Chocolate coated scorpion for you then.
I wish for world peace and all that soppy yadayada.
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Granted but everyone turns out like Ned Flander from the Simpson?
I wish my step dad understands me.
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Granted but he only understands you.
I wish I had a pet rat.
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Granted. One pet Raticate eats your family.
I wish I could do the Moonwalk!
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Granted but then, you got transported to "Neverland" where you then had to live with bubbles the monkey. FOREVER.
I wish that I Did'nt have to go to school on Wednesday! Aaaarrrggghhh!
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Granted. You have to go to school on Tuesday.
I wish for world destruction.
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Granted. Pluto just exploded.
I wish that Owl City was the best music ever and I could listen to it.
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Granted, but listening to them is illegal
I wish I was 13 years of age. And lived until I was 100 years of age.
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Granted. On your birthday the world ends and you're stuck floating around in space forced to hold your breath for the next 87 years 9which you willl be capable of doing, but it will be agonising.
I wish I had a better Spanish teacher.
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Granted but he's French meaning you can't understand any spanish he says with that uhSilly uhFrench uhAccent
I wish children's TV these days wasn't as raunchy annoying or disturbing
*Looks at Fanboy and ChumChum*
As I said.
Disturbing
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Granted. It is more annoying. (I don't think that show can BE more annoying!)
I wish my bike could have one higher gear, so it could go a little faster! And that it wasn't broken, and it still belonged to me!
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Granted. As soon as you get on, the wheels fall off.
I wish that I could buy an Owl City album.
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granted but you spend every last cent of your family's money for the next 10 years on it.
I wish for food.
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Granted. One bowl of Black Grasshoppers served! (they aren't poisonous, but the wiggle when you eat them!)
I wish my room had more outlets!
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Granted, but they don't work.
I wish that my brother was less annoying.
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Granted... But now you're the annoying one and just got grounded until your grandchildren graduate college.
I wish I could join a Frat.
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Granted but now, no such thing as a Frat exists and everyone thinks you're bonkers!
I wish I was a vampire (one that didn't sparkle preferably)
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Granted... But your first meeting with a group of mega obsessed Twihards causes them to stake you for daring to presume to be equal to Mary Sue and her submissive Lust Object.
I wish that Stephanie Meyer had been able to properly deliver on the inherent promise of the Twilight saga.
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Granted, but we still hate it.
I wish she loved me.
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Granted. She being Lessie the Loch Ness Monster.
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You forgot to wish :O.
I wish the above poster had a wish.
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Granted, You're now married to Lady Gaga.
I wish I lived in the richest part of spain. I also wish I had loads of money (liftime supply).
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Granted, but you are arrested for being in possession of counterfeit money.
I wish working as an intern in a library was more interesting.
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Granted, but now everything else in life is so boring it's painful.
I wish I had pie =D
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Granted. I smash it in your face.
I wish I could have another chocolate chip muffin.
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Granted, but you transform into a dog.
I wish I had a legal working copy of pokemon fire red that I could play, and it was mine!
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Granted, but it was bought used and your gameboy/nintendo-pokemon-player-thing/nintendo DS broke.
I wish the name rater was smarter so he could make witty comebacks faster (and get rid of the 3 month wait)
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granted but they will give the names really bad ratings
i wish i could find my one true love
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Granted, but she hates you and punches you in the face.
I wish for something good to happen to me.
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Granted but you are now doomed to be plagued by bad things for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a new fully functioning fountain pen.
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Granted, but due to an environmental crisis, there is no more paper being made.
I wish I had a computer and was really good at spriting.
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I'll write on the bloomin walls! =P
Granted but you have no mouse, tablet or any other means of making a sprite on said computer.
I wish I wasn't in pain. Ever.
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Granted, but now YOU'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUMB! (Can I get an encore, do ya want more) - *SHOT*
I wish researching wasn't so haaard. T_T
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Granted, You know everything. But your head is as big as a blue whale.
I wish my cat didn't wake me up for random reasons in the night.
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granted but it will disturb you for random reasons during the day
i wish i was invincible
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Granted but you never die. Ever. So when the universe ends you'll be trapped there. Forever.
I wish I was rich.
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Granted, but only your name gets legally changed to become Richie Richardson. The fifth. =P
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Voice: "You forgot to wish for something long ago."
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Granted,but you got eaten by a future beast.
I wish the distortion world over come every universe.The distortion world is my home.If that happened nothing could harm me.
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Honey: Witchey's dead now. Mr. G., You don't get your wish.
Me: I wish I had some chocolate syrup. :(
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Granted... but it's in the bottom of a box filled with Fire Ants.
I wish I had access to the Anomaly Valley from Primeval.
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granted but that is because you are now prey, about to be eaten alive =P
Let's see i wish for all these pointless wars to stop
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granted! Oh wait.. but it seems that my wand had malfunctioned before I could grant the wish.
I wish I could shoot fireballs.
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Granted... but the first one backfires and turns you into an Icicle.
I wish for the entire back catalogue of Landon Mycles movies.
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Tuff: Granted, but it only plays the credits.
Me: I wish our Earth would have world peace, and only that.
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Granted, but we get invaded by aliens :D
I wish I had a pebble.
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Granted,but the pebble grabbed a rocket launcher and blast it BANG into your face.HEADSHOT!
I wish my next wish wont get corrupted.Also that this one wont.
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Granted but Usher si singing OMG right next to you (I presuming you hate the song as much as I do)
I wish I had a army of 7,875,456 and 1 Zangoose (On the off chance I invade Gus)
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Granted but they stampede and smoosh you!
I wish both of my headphones still worked. Preferably without killing me. -____-
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Kirby: Granted, they make you deaf.
Me: I wish I wasn't scared anymore.
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Granted but you died as a result of the wish
I wish I win Eurovision 2011 representing the UK
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Granted. You win but the get disqualified for cheating! Ommm naughty!
I wish I could think of something to wish.
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You do but the wish you corrupt pass on to 1968 (Clift Richard is ;D) instead 2011
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Tuff: Granted, but i------------ HEY!!
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....Granted? Or not?
I wish I didn't have this songstuck in my head.
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Granted, you no longer have it stuck in your head. bad news is you no longer have a head at all. I wish Mt. Silver wasnt so cold
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Granted, but now it's too hot.
I wish Unknown existed.
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Granted,but the word Unknown allready exists.Too bad there's no UNOWN for you.
I wish that I could slow down this transformation into Kyurem ready for 5th gen.*Wings become Kyurem wings*
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Granted but I don't know what the heck your on about.
I wish I could think of the most easy corruptible wish ever.
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Granted but it gets corrupted?
I wish they made good RPG's for the Wii/GC/DSi.
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Granted but they become corrupted after a few minutes and therefore are crappy =D
I wish I wasn't so tired -___-
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Granted but the wish only works for 5 seconds due to my magic shortage.
I wish I could shoot white fireballs.
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Granted, but you accidentally shoot a fireball into a log cabin close by and it burns down to the ground and you get charged for arson.
I wish I knew how to use my time wisely.
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Granted but my wand has now run out of magic.
I wish my wishes for any kind of fireballs could not be corrupted.
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Granted,but I eat waffles,therefore killing you.
I wish that it was impossible hurt/annoy me and everything that could evaporates.NO MATTER WHAT!
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Kirby: Granted, but you never die.
Me: I wish I had some chocolate pie.
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Kirby: Granted, but you never die.That's good.
Me: I wish I had some chocolate pie.
Granted,but the pie explodes and you go 6 feet under in a coffin.
I wish I had a Gyarados.
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Granted, but you don't have enough gym badges, so it go's out of control and kills you.
I wish Black and White would come out tomorrow.
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Granted,but you get arrested for getting Kyurem to answer your calls.
I wish I had an over-sized coffee mug (SBSP ref)
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Granted but it spills, and leaks hot liquid on you and kills you.
I wish everyone on the forums was an Unown addict.
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Superunown: Granted but everyone on this forum is rubbish at Pokemon because their using weak Pokemon (Unown)
I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death, Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9)
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Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.
I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)
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Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.
I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)
Superunown: Granted but everyone on this forum is rubbish at Pokemon because their using weak Pokemon (Unown)
I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death, Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9)
Granted but my Zigzagoons thought you said John the Vulpix (opps)
So that's what you where given.
I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9).
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Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.
I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)
Granted,but I repeated the same thing that happened.
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Granted, but you had no wish for me to grant. =P
So I'll give you a wish of my own choice.
You wished for a throne at the highest peak of the distortion world, ruling above everyone and eliminating anyone who interferes with you.
And that is officially granted. And you could say he wanted to die because you are death itself, as in Giratina of the Graveyard. =P
I wish Bowser would just die so I can finally be the best Fireball Addict.
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Granted,but you die too.
I wish I didn't wish so I then caused a paradox.
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Granted but in that paradox you are a BIDOOF
I wish B&W would come out now. ;;
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Granted,but it is not Pokemon Black and White.it is a game called B/W.
I wish for nothing
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Granted but you die :o (REVENGE!!!)
I wish I had a Mars bar.
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Granted, but I stole it.
I wish there was a firefighter trainer class in pokemon games.
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granted but the games now cost $100,000 and you can no longer afford it. I wish the world were made of glazed donuts
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Granted but I eat you.
I wish I could start this topic on another site.
NOTE: It's been currupted for real.
It turned out their was another one which was the same on the site.
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granted but there was already one on every forum in the world :p
i wish i was part Mightyena.
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Granted but you ended up being the butt. >:D
I wish everyone would find out Zigzagoons are the greatest
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Granted but they find out they are the greatest food.
I wish I could find my DS charger
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Granted but it's a DSI XL charger (I'm just guessing you don't have that).
I wish I was a Simpsons character.
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Granted but you get sucked into the cartoon and the TV breaks so you die.
I wish everyone would realize that Unown is the greatest pokemon.
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Granted but they find out they are the greatest food.
I wish I had a wish
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Granted but then the person who granted it gets confused and the world falls into eternal damnation.
i wish i had more Cosplays
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granted but (HEY I don't know what cosplay is) amazon is sending it from oversea (oh dear).
I wish the user below corrupts my wish.
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Granted but I have to get a new wand since my current one just broke?!
I wish zigzagoon and unown had a battle to see who is better. ;o
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Granted but unown so rubbish compared to the Zigzagoon that Zigzagoon won by default ^.^
I wish I had a sidekick.
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Granted but your "sidekick" turned out to be a Rhyperior that ate you.. =o
I wish Unown would be the new Arceus.
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granted but it's me ^^
i wish people knew what Cosplay was ^^
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Granted but ... (What is Cosplay anyway)
I wish I cared about Unown.
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Granted but your wish is unknown.
I wish I cared about zigzagoon.
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wikipedia it lol.
you like zigzagoon but then they give you all your desires and your dad essentially becomes entei and you go through puberty 3 times and steal someone's nother until a flying dragon... anyway.
i wish i could be bothered to finish that sentence.
edit. it doesn't make any sense now :'(
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Granted but I accidentaly used black magic which killed your miserable wish. D=
I wish superzigzagoon was here.
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Granted but I'm angry because you NINJAED ME!!!!!
I wish TrickTester would Spell check his/her's last post on this topic.
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I'm a her.
granted but now it doesn't make any sense :'(
i wish people knew what sex i was.
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Granted but we all know what sex is.
I wish for snow.
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But their's too much.
I wish no one ninja's me.
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it snows but then you freeze ;)
i wish for Pokemon.
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it snows but then you freeze ;)
i wish for Pokemon.
Looks like I may have ninjaed you :P
Granted but nothing happens as they exist as a series of video games.
I wish to be ninjaed by TrickTester.
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granted but you ninja me back.
i wish i wasn't bored.
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Corrupted but then Katty Price tells you about herself. (That's really evil)
I wish I had a Snivy.
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granted but it's evil!!
i wish superZigzagoon would remember I'm female.
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Granted but he falls in love
I wish I hadn't said the above (as it's not correct)
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Haha granted but you already said it.
i wish i wasn't apparently irresistible when people realise a am a girl. with girly bits and everything! =o
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NO I'm trying to avoid that (Specially after I said Dawn was hot (from the cartoon))
Granted but it's girls that get interested (Their I go again)
I wish I was real.
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like that'd be a problem? <bisexual>
granted but i maul you coz i can.
i wish i didn't have college tomorrow
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Granted but you get it the day after
I wish you have at least 100 posts.
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Granted but i don't know who you're talking to.
I wish superzigzagoon would finally realize that Unown is better.
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Granted but the wish is useless as I realize Unown are better than Katty Price (That's very low).
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Granted but you have no wish.
but Unown is better than zigzagoon.. =P
I wish unown and zigzagoon would just live in peace. but that would only happen if superzigzagoon admits that unown is better than zigzagoon in every way.. :P
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Granted,but they went to war straight after.
I wish I had a over-sized coffee mug.
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Granted but when you fill it up, the handle snaps off because its too heavy and the mug breaks
i wish people would stop been cruel and treat fellow humans and animals with respect =P
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Granted but I accidentaly granted the wrong wish and turned you into an ant then I stepped on you.
I wish everyone worshipped Unown like the ancient Mayans did to their gods.
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Granted,but everyone hates the gods and kill them.Including YOU!
I wish I had another over-sized coffee mug that won't break.
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Granted but it tipped over and fell on you and crushed you.
I wish I was a pokemon trainer in the pokemon games that's not the regular Lucas, Gold, or Black (I want to be a Ruin Maniac, Ace Trainer, Psychic, etc.) =[
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Granted but only others can see you as it (Just like before)
I wish this wish gets corrupted.
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Granted, your wish is now corrupted, but since that's what you wished for its no longer corrupted, but then its not what you wished for so the cycle begins as its a paradox and now the space time continuum has a tear in it. great. xP
I wish that dragons became real, friendly intelligent ones though
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Granted, your wish is now corrupted, but since that's what you wished for its no longer corrupted, but then its not what you wished for so the cycle begins as its a paradox and now the space time continuum has a tear in it. great. xP
...
Well done I thought I was on a winner.
Granted but you got killed soon the wish got granted. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I wish the name rater would give me £1,000
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Granted but then he changes his mind after that and takes it back.
I wish it rained zigzagoons.
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Granted but I fall on you making you braking 7 bones (5 of them was yours anyway).
It's a massive disater killing many people 20,000,000 Were ropoerted died.
And you take the blame for coming up with the wish.
Typlosion agrees to take down this topic and your account.
I wish I had Beartic on Soul Silver.
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Granted but I fall on you making you braking 7 bones (5 of them was yours anyway).
Unowns don't have bones.
Granted but you accidentaly released it.
I wish we could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars.
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Unowns don't have bones.
...
Do you really think I would believe that your an Unown in real life?
Granted but one of them are about to crash killing you.
I wish that I had made a wish for Pokemon White that didn't corrupted.
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Granted but it caused a paradox.
I wish I had some chocolate buttons.
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Granted, but then I have to call the police and then pretend you have murdered me for them.
I wish cream crackers weren't so dry.
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granted, but now they're soggy and disgusting. I wish my hands were made of hot pockets
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Do you really think I would believe that your an Unown in real life?
You said it yourself that I'm an Unown in the admin counting topic.
And you're a coon. =P
Granted, but I ate them off. I wish PKMN.NET was super rich, and had a huge amount of money donated every second.
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Granted but the money goes right into a shredder (all ways).
I wish I went to Japan (Without dieing or getting lost their).
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Granted but the world blows up and everyone is dead exept you...
I wish I had the perfect boyfriend
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Granted but your boyfriend is an alligator that eats you up and eats all your friends for dessert. I wish this Unown "!" would cheer up.
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granted, but everyone else you meet is REALLY grumpy, and wont talk to you.
I wish it would rain chocolate that wasn't acidic, poisonous, or dangorouse at all.
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Granted but you get covered completely in chocolate rain and I mistook you for chocolate and ate you.
I wish Unown could cast a Hypnosis spell on Unown haters that makes them worship Unown.
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granted, but everyone spends their entire time worshipping unown and basic human urges such as eating and pooping are ignored, let alone the higher urges such as striving for perfection. This causes everyone to explode from the poop building up inside them or implode from the vaccum inside their stomach.
I wish the 3DS release date was tomorrow.
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Granted, but their time bombs.
I wish I was made of stone that couldnt move but break easily.
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Granted but doctors found a cure to this (better luck next time umbreon#100).
I wish this wish was uncorrutble
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Granted, the wish is incorrutble. But it is corruptible.
I wish zigzagoons could come to Sinnoh.
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Granted but the Zigzagoons replace every Pokemon their.
I wish I had a dream.
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Granted but it's a nightmare.
I wish for nothing.
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To qoute RHPS... "And you shall recieve it, in abundance." Meaning everything you have is now nothing. Thus trapping you in a spatiotemporal paradox.
I wish for Jay Ryan to star in Torchwood.
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Granted but Jay Ryan stars in a torched wood.
Can he escaped the fire.
The answer NO
I wish I was a person sat next to a PC (maybe my wish is true)
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Granted but a janitor was mopping the floors and told him to stand up so he could mop that spot.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted no matter what anyone says, even if it's a paradox.
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Granted, instead it gives you a negative blessing aimed at affectionate scenarios.
I wish... I wish for the Magic Dance.
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Granted but it's a cheesy American pun meaning.
e.g. It's already inside of you.
I wish I had 2 Kingdras from the Legends awakening set.
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Granted but you lost them.
I wish I had Red Wine Olive Oil Vinaigrette.
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granted but you are now allergic to it.
i wish i had cool hat! :police:
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Granted but it's a magician hat and sucks you in.
I wish for Unown in my command.
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Granted but the Unown are put in your game.
I wish I won the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 (as according to this topic I won it back in 2011).
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Granted but you won last place.
I wish this wish got corrupted by anyone.
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Granted but your bad wish making skills meant that because your sentace made no sense that the last place was turned into 1st (2011 :D and 2012 :D)
I wish I was 16 (Which I am)
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Granted, but you are 16 in dog years. ((Which makes you 80 in human years.))
I wish this topic was locked.
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Granted but it was unlocked.
I wish this wish was incorruptible.
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Granted, your wish does not get bribed.
I wish I knew the difference between a green lemon and a yellow lime.
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Granted but a paradox is formed.
I wish I was a paradox.
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Granted but Chuck Norris isn't pleased about you taking his turf and roundhouse kicks you into a parallel dimension full of Chuck Norris's just waiting to roundhouse kick you.
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Granted but now you get kicked into the paradox for not having a wish.
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^same to your lack of wish.
i wish people would stop making this game so difficult!
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granted but then they get angwy and theres a big fight
i wish there were more good fights at our school
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Granted. Your school goes into nuclear warfare and destroys the planet.
I wish I had a cheese sandwich.
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granted, but a guinea pig ate part of it.
i wish i could go to Athens!
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Granted. It turns out to be horrible.
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Granted, but it's all you ever think about now. You're locked in an insane asylum and you're eyes go cross-eyed and you speak nothing. only stare at passers-by like you're going to eat them because you couldn't think of a wish.
I wish it was sunny.
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Granted but the sun explodes and kills only you for some reason.
I wish my wish is not corrupted...
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Tiff: How in the world can that be granted? :mad:
Me: I wish I had more body wash.
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Granted but it smells like dog food
I wish I wasn't so hyper
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Granted. You take drug medicine and you're no longer hyper but you had an overdosage.
I wish this topic got corrupted.
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Granted,but it was uncorrupted.
I wish I had LOTSA SPEGETTI!
¬.¬
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granted but you don't like spagetti anymore
I wish I wasn't so gullible...
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Granted, but you're still not not gullible enough to escape wish corruption.
I wish I was Ice Beam-ed by a Fire type.
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Granted, but then you freeze to death
I wish Kingdom Hearts were real (and I had a proper Keyblade...)
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Your wish is granted, but the worlds start getting swallowed by darkness while you and Sora have a battle to see who's hair is more awesome.
I wish injection needles didn't hurt so much. T_T
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Granted but only because you feel that pain constantly.
I wish my hair would do what it's told and look good.
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Granted, but now the only hair you have is a beard.
I wish I could draw better =/
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Granted. You can draw the word "better". That's it. Only that.
I wish I could make a new idea for my comic.
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Granted, but when you try to make the comic, you forget the idea. Every time.
I wish my homework would do itself >>.
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Granted, but it gets you an F out of spite.
I wish college was ooover.
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Granted, but you now have no qualifications and are doomed to have no money forever....
I wish my Emerald wasn't broken =[
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Granted. Now your DS/GBA is broken.
I wish i hadn't lost my book of Poems and spells to enslave the human race.
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Granted. Now you have your book of poems but you don't have a clue what any of them mean anymore
and your spells cause everyone to chase you with pitchforks and torches.
I wish my inspiration would return to me!
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Your wish is granted, but the worlds start getting swallowed by darkness while you and Sora have a battle to see who's hair is more awesome.
Actually we probably wouldn't, since the only time i really care about my hair is when I'm cos-playing...
And Witchey, your wish is granted, however although you have inspiration, you knoiw lack the mmodivation to do anything with it.
I wish Riku would get his own KH game...
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Granted, but it's awful and the end of the franchise.
I wish I could get into Honors Chem next year.
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Granted, but you will get horrible grades in that class all your life and all of your classmates and your teacher will hate you.
I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.
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Granted, but your words failed to decieve me and it,well,opened a black hole and destroyed you.
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Granted. Your no wish became a giant lava monster that ate your family and burned down your house.
I wish I didn't have scoliosis.
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Granted, but everything and everyone you touch now has it.
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For not having a wish, a Castform hits you with an Ice-powered Weather Ball and you turn into a cloud.
I wish I had a green Golbat that eats Chikorita salad along with Moomoo Milk and Mightyena steak.
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Granted, but once you look at them they die.
I wish for a wish
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Granted, you now wasted that wish.
~ wasted ~
=P
And I wish for an orange-scarlet-red Krabby.
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Granted, but your crabby just turned blue and died...you can't even look at it because it disintegrated and is now dust in the wind.
I wish for a wish that couldn't be wasted, corrupted or damaged in anyway.
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Granted, you wasted your current wish to make sure your other wish couldn't be wasted.
I wish I was Ice Beamed by a Glalie and frozen and whatever else the next person throws on me.
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Granted. You are ice beamed by a Glalie and you are frozen. And then you are crushed into a lovable Companion Cube and due to it being part of the standardised test, you are required to be thrown into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinera - HA, I'm kidding, you get thrown into a volcano. Oh well, at least you'll thaw before the corrupt part comes in.
I wish for a blanket.
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Okay, but you're only allowed it for half a second.
I wish for more O0 usage on the forums.
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Granted, but the afro gets shaved so he's just a dude wearing cheap shades.
I wish I had a hot chocolate.
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Yes, but you're not allowed to drink it. Too bad. :[
And the shades ain't cheap! O0
I wish for cool shades now. :]
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Granted, but you were standing on a bridge enjoying the fresh air with your shades when your cool shades accidentally slipped out of your hands when you tried to put them on and fell in a river and tumbled down a waterfall, hit a rock, got eaten by a huge bass, coughed up and washed up on the riverbank and now they are broken, dirty, wet, sandy and completely uncool.
O0 = :'(
Ultimate wish corruption lol
I wish for a wish
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Granted, but you just lost your wish cuz i said so!
I wish for the opposite of what i wish for!
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Granted but as you wished for nothing... the something manifests as a shiny Snorlax landing on your legs.
I wish for a tattoo of the Pai Zhuq logo on the skin of my left gluteal.
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Granted but the tattoo is done very poorly and looks like a bunch of scribbles instead of a Pai Zhuq logo.
I wish this wish was cursed and whoever corrupts it would turn into a piece of aluminum foil.
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Well your wish is corrupted by a piece of aluminum foil.
I wish for a potato. So I could nom it. :3
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Granted, but there is a bit of metal in it that blows it up and damages the Microwave when you use said machine to bake it quickly.
I wish for my own bus like Priscilla.
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Granted, but the bus blows up due to a car bomb and while you were in it.
I wish this wish got majorly corrupted. And was remembered in wish corruption history.
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Granted... but it makes you seem like the wish answer to that annoying Austrian.
I wish for the next person to have good luck.
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Unfortunately this person wishes for the previous person's wish to be nullified and thus this person does not have good luck.
How tragic.
I wish for the next person's first sentence to be nullified.
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Justin bieber is male.
granted but all the fangirls hate you for nullified it.
i wish i didn't wear matching socks
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Granted, but the socks come alive and eat your legs and move on to your families legs and then to your neighbors legs and then to the legs of the world!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-oh yea
I wish for a stick that i can name sticky
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Granted, you cause a ripple in the dimensions and get banished to limbo.
I wish Linux was easier to understand.
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Granted but it's still not easy for you to understand.
I wish I had a limousine.
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granted, but its purple!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
i wish for another stick that I can name sticky! :laugh:
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Granted, but you are now stuck in the last few minutes of a Vicar of Dibley episode, in a situation where you have to try and explain a stick joke to Alice Tinker, for all eternity. Good luck with that.
I wish for ellipses.
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Granted... although the Djinn decides that you meant Eclipses, and gives you multiple copies of the Twilight saga complete with a limited edition poster of RPatz in a speedo.
I wish for a movie version of Young Justice.
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Granted, but you can't see it. You go blind once it hits theatres.
I wish I could see the Underground Lake geyser with the Volbeat and Illmisue flying around it.
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Granted, but the first second your eyes look at it a volbeat uses tailglow, then flash, then light screen, then sunny day and you become blind.
I wish for ANOTHER stick that i can name sticky! :D
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Me: Granted, but it's stolen by Spikehead. I wish I could FLY!
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granted, but you fly with giant chicken wings. attractive.
i wish i had a shiny eved aerodactyl
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Granted but it eats you.
I wish people wouldn't be such an arse to me.
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Granted,but they become worse.
I WISH I HAD AN OVER-SIZED COFFEE MUG.
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You get a mug, but it's so big that it falls on your head and crushes you.
I wish I had a massive house on a private island.
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granted, its all yours, but you don't know where it is.
i wish i could have any song on my ipod without having to buy or download it.
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Granted but then your ipod Goes missing...
I wish i wasn't bored.
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granted, your not bored...ok your bored again.
I wish for 2 sticks that i can name Sticky and Stickay!
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Granted but one day you get lost on a hike and have to make a fire so you burn the two sticks for firelight. You realised that it wasn't enough wood and you don't have an axe so you fell some thin branches for more wood. The fire spread from the long branches, causing a forest fire that scorched you before you could even blink.
I wish I could help the scorched one recover.
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Granted, you use a burn heal. To get to the scorched one you put out the fire with a Staryu. After the scorched one recovered, the fire came back to scorch you and the healed one went to go look for more sticks to name.
I wish non-flammable sticks that absorb fire and not get hurt, injured, scorched, or burned, that I could name Sticky, Sticky Jr., Stickay, and Stickey!
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Granted but as you slowly walk out of the scorched forest, you drop accidentaly trip on a half-burnt branch and the sticks fly out of your hands and fall into a nearby brook and the current carries them away down a waterfall.
I wish the waterfall became longer, taller, more dangerous, wider, and deeper right after the sticks tumbled down.
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Granted but too much water falls on your head, so you go unconcious and while you are, you're eaten by wolves.
I wish that Gravity was no more!
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granted, but you sffocate in space
I wish, that life didn't suck!!!
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Granted, but then you meet me and you start to wish you hadn't made that wish. ;)
I wish I could be a flying ninja! KAPOW! :D
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Granted, and you do fly..... Into Jail. For Assulting a Police officer with a Judo Kick.
I wish that I could live forever
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Granted, but only your body never dies, and your brain rots into a foul smelling goo. :ohmy:
I wish I was a ninja that couldn't be arrested or sent to jail. >:8O
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Granted but while you are facing ninja enemies, you get split right down the middle vertically in half from head to toe by the enemy leader.
I wish Jirachi didn't look like a piece of confetti.
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Granted but then it looks like a giant piece of wedding cake instead.
I wish Alpacas sucked blood. Muhahahahaha.
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Granted but they suck your blood first. And they think blood taste terrible. And plus they're full now. So first they suck all your blood out just to try it out and now you're dead but now they're full and they think blood tastes terrible so they never suck it again.
I wish for a wish that wouldn't actually be corrupted with bribery, police corruption, political corruption, corporate corruption, etc.
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Granted, but on a night out it bumps into Katie Price and Paris Hilton... while it's holding a camera...
I wish that the next wish be as innocent as a Jonas Brother, and as industry savvy as Neil Patrick Harris
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Granted, but now the Jonas Brothers become super-guilty and Neil Patrick Harris becomes super unsavvy. So this wish is super-guilty, super industrially unsavvy and majorly messed up and corrupted.
I wish I created a pokemon named Gnawwing that was Dark and Flying type.
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Granted... but it spends its frst three Anime eps being pushed around by the ridiculous yellow rodent.
I wish for a cover version of Bad Romance performed by Jared Leto and Adam Lambert... complete with a Frankie Goes to Hollywood level scandal of a video.
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Granted but it turns into bad bromance by that shane guy.
I wish i wasn't so small :/ lol
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Granted but you turn so big that you spread into outer space and die from lack of air and your dead corpse is sucked into a black hole but unfortunately you clog it and you have to call an intergalactic plumber but you cant cause youre dead.
lol enough?
I wish that hadn't clogged my intergalactic toilet so I could ... meteors..................................
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Me: Unown Addict? Unown Addict...? Bonkers, he's drunk again. Anyway, I wish I had a dog named "Cat".
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Granted, but the dog named Cat thinks its a mouse. o-o
I wish I had telekinesis that won't backfire on me!
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Granted, but your TK kicks in during an intimate moment, now your in prison.
I wish Glee had the balls to go through with the Sam plotline they originally had.
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Granted, but your TK kicks in during an intimate moment, now your in prison.
eh.... wha? O-o
ANYWAYS...
Granted, but several Glee actors die in a horrific car accident and you are blamed for it.
I wish I had a giant hammer that i could hit people with as i please without getting arrested for assault! ^_^
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Tuff: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! :mad:
Me: I was wishing for ninaga (rank after ninja) skills.
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^ you didnt corrupt my wish..... :O IT CAME TRUE?! ZOMG!!! *dances around*
Granted, but you die three days later when i hit you with my new hammer. >:D
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^you have to make a wish...
I wish I could play the xylophone
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^ whoopsies! i got distracted again >~<
Granted, but the xylophone starts to play you.
I wish i had a new DS o-o mine is really old.
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^ Then we have a lot in common. My DS is super super really old and it went through a lot of trouble and it still lives. I also got Event Celebi on both Pearl and Soul Silver. Everyone got that event.
Granted but your old DS gets angry for abondoning it for a new one and kills you in your sleep. It also wrecks your new DS and rips all your money in half. Your old one was evil!!
I wish I had a new DS too... =[
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Me: No, you don't. I wish I could FLY!!!
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^ do you not understand the concept of this game? You're supposed to CORRUPT our wishes. You're just commenting on them.
ANYWAYS, (this is also your EXAMPLE)
Granted, but you get chopped up by an airplane! :O
I wish my DS wasn't evil!
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Me: Granted, but you fall off a cliff! >8D I wish I could be invisible.
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Granted, but nobody ever sees you again. They can't hear you, see you, smell you, touch you, ect. Almost as if you don't exist~~ :O
I wish i had a magical talking unicorn named Steve. o-o
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Granted... but he can outcurse an entire platoon of horny US Marines.
I wish I was on a military base for the USMC right now.
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Granted but the base blows up and so do you as well as everyone else and that is all... =[
I wish the Fairly Oddparents would come and teach me true wishing skills.
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Granted, but Poof pukes acid on you and you die.
I wish I had the power to paralyze people with a glare! ^.^
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Granted but you look in a mirror and paralyze yourself.
I wish for a tough electric type trainer to battle me (Me=Poison type trainer.)
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Granted, but his Zapdos fries you with one Thunder O.o
I wish I didn't have to wait so long to send a Vulpix to Pokemon Black :dry:
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Granted but you lost your pokemon black once there was no more wait and got stuck with pokemon white but then you lost that too. And then you lost all your pokemon games and the tv broke so you can't watch anime and your computer died too so you can't even look up pokemon. And then all your pokemon cards burned and your pokemon-related items all disappeared and your memory was wiped of pokemon. =o
That's just horrible for us pokemon fans.
I wish I could fry the trainer's Zapdos and eat it for dinner. D=
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Granted but then Articuno and Moltres attack you for eating their friend (or rather numero dos of the trio)
I wish that I could kill Arcanine for trying to upstage me >:D
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Granted but when you attempt to, you can't do it because you are possessed by the cuteness of Arcanine's Growlithe cub.
I wish for a shiny Kadabra with the three/four/five/six/Seven/eight/nine punching moves (Shadow Punch, Thunderpunch, Ice Punch, Fire Punch, Sucker Punch, Focus Punch, Mega Punch, Drain Punch, Bullet Punch, etc.)
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Granted, but then the shiny Kadabra kills your family with all of it's new punching moves
I wish for... a Lucario with red and black coloring (like shiny Charizard)
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Granted but then the Lucario kills your family.
I wish I could cook a Magikarp with Flamethrower.
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Granted, but then it evovles in your stomach, and now your gut is Gyarados-sized
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And then I start to get nauseous and barf out a Gyrados and then it collapses on you, simply because you didn't have a wish.
I wish I could cross the River Styx on a Gyrados.
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Granted... but you accidentally start down the River Lethe straight after, Gyrados forgets who you are and kills you instantly.. enjoy Acheron.
I wish for a Criminal Minds NCIS crossover episode.
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Granted, but Justin Bieber and his bad acting cameos in that episode.
I wish I had one of those fancy limited edition pokemon dsis
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Granted, but then when you try to play it, it turns out to be hacked, comes to life, and bites your hands off so that you can never play ds games ever again. (*shivers* that would be a nightmare...)
I wish that people wouldn't misspell my name (my name is Ninetalesgirl421, not Ninetailsgirl421!)
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Granted but then it's opposite day and people misspell it on purpose.
I wish I could at least once breed a shiny pokemon egg.
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Granted, but after the shiny hatches, your save file is corrupted! :ohmy:
I wish i had a new xbox 360....
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Granted, but after the shiny hatches, your save file is corrupted! :ohmy:
Psssh...that would never happen. Whenever I save, I save four times so each other file would cover up the one that got corrupted. :P
And granted, but you get in serious trouble with your dad so he thinks up a fair punishment and droppes your X-box 360 into the Hudson River, from a helicopter, and off the George Washington Bridge. And obviously the machine breaks when plunges in, and you go looking for it so you dive off the GW bridge, hoping to find it in the water somewhere, and die and drown. And then your dad is sad that you died so he jumpes of the GW, and then your mom jumps off for the same reason, and so on and on do your relatives and family for that same depressed reason.
^ ....No mercy corruption oh the cruelty =o
I wish for two sticks I could name Stickey and Stickay!
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^ that would never happen either! My dad is cool, and would'nt punish me like that.He wants a new xbox 360 too, and he wouldn't throw money into a river. If he DID punish me, he'd just send me back to public school. And nobody would dive into a river if i died. I'm not THAT important, dear. XD ( whoa, long reasoning o:)
Granted, but i sit on them and they go poof.
I wish i had a real pokemon o:
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Granted, but then the Pokemon goes on a rampage and kills all other animals in existance.
I wish I had my own money tree :yeswink:
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^ that would never happen either! My dad is cool, and would'nt punish me like that.He wants a new xbox 360 too, and he wouldn't throw money into a river. If he DID punish me, he'd just send me back to public school. And nobody would dive into a river if i died. I'm not THAT important, dear. XD ( whoa, long reasoning o:)
Well, the topic does say make a wish and have it horribly corrupted. But sorry anyway.
Granted, but there was a fire in your house and your tree caught on fire and burned.
I wish I knew where to find the Lucky Egg in Soul Silver without having to catch a wild Chansey with a rare chance of holding the lucky egg.
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Granted but then it turns out to be a bad egg and corrupts your save file. Terrible, isn't it? >:D lol jk
I wish Gothita wasn't so hard to train!!!
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granted, but it levels to level 100 after one battle and doesn't get any evs.
I wish I won those damn tickets to see Linkin Park at the iTunes festival.
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You get the tickets, but they're for 2020 and the world is going to end next year apparently.
I wish my teddy bear was alive. (He's one of those Teddy Scares named Granger.)
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I don't believe in 2012.
Granted but the fire that burned Ninetalesgirl421's money tree and house spread to your house and burned everything excluding the teddy bear. But then a half-burnt, weakened tree collapsed and landed on the teddy and then it caught on fire and burned. Now it is officially dead.
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Then bad luck comes because you didn't make a wish, and the fire spreads and turns your room into an inferno.
I wish I could get a certain Vulpix hoodie I saw somewhere for free. ;D
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Granted but sadly I cannot corrupt your wish because the fire burned me dead and the point of this topic is to have wishes be corrupted, but this wish was not corrupted so that makes this the worst possible wish corruption in the whole universe.
Even if you could get the vulpix hoodie, it doesn't mean you would get the vulpix hoodie. =P
So the Vulpix hoodie burned and never existed ever again. >:D
jk no harshness really.
I wish for for for for for for for for for for...
Can you figure out what I wished for?
so these wish corruptions would end after this post and no one would ever crush people's hopes and dreams ever again! =0
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???: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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I crushed your hopes and dreams? Or was that too hard to corrupt? Heehee. =o
No wish. No point. No say.
I wish for a rare encounter with shiny Victini.
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Granted but then you throw a Pokeball instead of an Ultra/Master Ball, and it runs away
I wish that I had an unlimited amount of Hp/PP ups. I just can't seem to find enough of them :nowink:
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Granted but the bottles of HP up and PP up are just HP and PP up bottles, that are empty with nothing in them. So now you are stuck with infinite empty bottles so you'd be buried under a mountain of them. You'll spend the rest of your life recycling.
I wish the next poster received a shiny Pachirisu with perfect IVs and moveset with an excellent item. This pokemon would be breeded and in a regular pokeball. I hope that its trainer would train and love it very well! And I also hope that the Pachirisu would not be hacked. Enjoy it. =]
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That was nice! But wait...
Do I have to corrupt this gift? *looks at topic title* I guess... srry for this...
Granted but then I send a hacked Pokemon back to you which corrupts your save file. (Well it does say to have your wish horribly corrupted)
I wish I wasn't so nice sometimes :angel:
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Granted, but you're now an extra staff member working in the fiction restraunt Lila's from the movie Latter Days. The good side, you get to be mean as much as you like.
the bad side... there are no straight men on the staff, or indeed in most of the city.
I wish for a warp to Themyscira
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Granted,but you must DIE.
*Beepbeepbeep*"WHAT THE-"*Explosion.*
Haha.
I wish I had every single beyblade.
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Granted but then the beyblades' animal spirits or whatever maul you.
I wish there was an easier (and less tedious) way of training my team w/o Rare Candies.
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Granted,but you never found it out.
Audino sneakey,huh?
I wish I had an oversized coffee mug
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Wish granted. Just kidding it's a SMALL-sized coffee mug.
I wish.... FOR THE NEXT PERSON WHO POSTS ON THIS THREAD TO MAKE A WISH.
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Granted,but I make no wish.
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Granted, but because you make no wish, Hicky gets mad and bans you from this topic.
I wish my wshes were impossible to corrupt.
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Granted,but they were corrupted.
I wish I could get inside the Krusty Krab to get away from the Mad Snail Disease zombies(big meme oppertunity!)
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granted! buuuut you die because you can't breath underwater.
i wish to be married to katy perry <3
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Granted, but she divorces you the nest day and steals your house, your money and all of your possessions.
I wish for a new friend!
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Granted. Your new friend is a pebble called Tarquin who mysteriously disappears on the eve of your first day out together. You never see Tarquin again.
I wish I had more hot chocolates.
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Granted, but I stole them all and fed them to a cactus named Peru!
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Since you had no wish, I kill all Jynx in the world. I also break your DS and destroy your games and wreck your house and destroy hacking devices if you have, etc. Cruel enough?
I wish for the next person to have a bad egg that could not be traded and would corrupt the next poster's save file.
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Granted, but the corruption backfires and gives me a Meloetta with a perfect balance of Nature and EVs.
I wish for Disney to continue producing high level comedy like Im In The Band, and Pair Of Kinkgs.
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Granted, but the disney channel stops working in your end everyone you knows houses, so you cant watch it.
I wish this is the final post in the topic.
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granted, but it's not.
I wish that all the things that unown addict did wasn't reversed!
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Granted. They all turn towards you and tear every bit of flesh from your skeleton.
I wish that Michael Jackson wasn't dead.....
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Granted, but as soon as he returns from the dead, he suffocates inside his coffin.
I wish it was Friday.
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granted, but it's the 13th and you die because you stand under a latter and an airplane crashes into you 5 seconds after you step away from the ladder!
I wish for a bag of sticks named sticky!
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Granted, but then a hoard of farfech'd come along and steal it, then beat you to death with their amazing +atk stat.
I wish Rebecca Black never sang "Friday"
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Granted, but she decides to sing it tomorroww.
I wish I was millionaire.
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Granted, but everyone becomes a billionare and you are then considered poor to them. Then your large mansion has a fire and all your money and belongings burn.
I wish for a chance to smack Team Plasma in the face.
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granted, but when your chance comes, a wild Jynx distracts you with her luscious looks and when you look back, team plasma is gone!
I wish for a pony!...named sticky!
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corrupted and granted instead you gain a stick called pony =P
I wish animals could talk
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granted, all animals can talk but they don't talk to you, near you, or people around you.
I wish for 5 sticks all named sticky and 2 yellow sticks named StIcKy.
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Granted but I steal them.
I wish for a wild Pansage encounter.
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Granted, but when you throw a pokeball at it, the pokeball bounces off and the pansage runs.
I wish for an iceduck!
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Granted but I kill it.
I wish for a wild Panpour encounter.
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Granted, but when you find it, instead of using scald on your pokemon, it uses scald on you so you are now burned and have 6 hp left. I come in with my Jynx and use metronome. Turns out to be false swipe, you live with 1 hp left. Jynx then lays an egg. I throw the egg at you causing you to faint and causing the egg to immediately hatch. Smoochum pops out and taunts your pokemon so bad that they run away, but panpour stops them and kills it with crunch. Then I catch the panpour just so you can't have it.
I wish for a mystery egg.
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Granted but it's a Bad Egg!
I wish for a Wunderwaffle DG-3.
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Granted but I steal it and you never get it back. Hehehe...
I wish for the next poster to be deserving of the golden wish I shall cast upon them.
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The next poster abuses the wish and destroys the universe with it. (YES!)
I wish for the ability to use FALCON PWANCH.
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Granted but it only has 1 PP and does damage only when the opponent is at full health, and it only does 1 point damage.
I wish I could go to the KH universe. And NOT have this world destroyed by darkness...
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Granted, but the worlds destroyed by light instead.
I wish that none of Backwashes posts could involve the words 'Jynx' or 'Smoochum.
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Granted, but everyone else around you will say Jynx and Smoochum. Backsauce can't take it and is forced to join in so now he says 'jynx' or smoochum again and your head explodes. Your wish lasted 1 millisecond until the crisis happened.
I wish for shiny Gigalith.
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Shiny Gigalith crushes you, then explodes.
I wish for a diet soda.
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Granted but the diet soda is poisoned.
I wish for the next poster to receive a lv.100 shiny perfect EVs Scolipede caught in a cherish ball, raised and bred with care and with legendary moves, will not be hacked, and impressing every other PKMN.Net member to their full liking, hatched in Victory Road, and with the ability pressure, and holding a very rare item, with the Owner's ID of GameStop and on pokemon soul silver. And if this pokemon is transferred to pokemon black or white, you will unlock any perfect EV pokemon of your choice. You may do whatever you like with it. Enjoy it well.
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Granted, but it's level 99! :P Thanks for the Scoldipede!
I wish for some pasta
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Granted, but your pasta was expired a year ago. :S
I wish to be out of my closet :D
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Granted, but it's level 99! :P Thanks for the Scoldipede!
I said it would be lv.100. =P
Granted, but a swarm of sweaters and jackets drag you back in.
I wish for a lv.100 Swanna, hacked or not.
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Granted, but its hacked, and deletes your save file.
I wish that it is June, and I have already passed all my final exams.
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granted but they lose your papers and with no proof you took them, you have to retake them and their harder!
i wish for a date with katy perry where nothing can go wrong.
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Granted, but the next day, you get in a fight with her, resulting in her killing you.
I wish I didnt have a chemistry exam tomorrow.
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Granted, but you're loaded with a million other difficult exams for the rest of your life instead.
I wish for a Jirachi to wish me a chocolate bar to wish me a nut-flavored one to wish me have it in my stomach to wish me a Vanillite to be thrown up to wish me a chance to eat it again to wish me a purrrrrrrrrrloin to wish me a confusing wish to wish me a long wish to wish me a solosis to wish me synthesiis sprinkles to wish me a...etc.
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Granted, but the Jirachi gets tired, and when he falls asleep, all your wishes are reversed.
I wish for all the pokemon movies to be released in the UK.
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Granted,But they don't work on your DVD player!
I wish i was good at breeding egg moves and stuff.
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Granted but the egg moves kill you and I inherit your former skill.
I wish I had two Unfezants, one male and one female.
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Granted, but one of them was a Bidoof in disguise, and the other a Magicarp, they breed and create a freak of nature so r****ded the universe implodes on them. Nice job.
I wish to be god.
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Granted, Like Kira you find a Deathnote, but you accidentally write your name in it
I wish that cows gained the ability to talk
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Granted, but because the cows can talk, they manage to take over the world, and destroy everyone.
I wish that this topic would end.
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Granted... But it only ends on the day I marry Katie Price.
I wish I hadn't just made myself so violently sick at that thought.
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Granted but you were only slightly less sick at the thought.
I wish for more info on the pokemon 3ds and wii games.
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Granted, but its a side game that no one likes.
I wish for a chicken.
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Granted but the chicken is made of glass and is a glass scultpture that is so delicate, that it breaks without contact.
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Granted, You get nothing for all occasions in which there is cake or presents.
I wish for a rod that I can name Sticky
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After you name it, I come over and snap it in two.
I wish for a wild Pansage and Panpour encounter.
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Granted, but they both eat each other.
I wish I could be in AP World History next year.
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Granted,but I made a mistake and made it one eternity.
I wish I had a Magikarp.I don't mind if he evolves.He can't harm me.
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Granted but I chop it up into pieces, sizzle it on a grill, with a side of Whirlipede rings, and eat it. Mmmm...yummy.
I wish I didn't have to pretend it being yummy.
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Granted, you don't pretend that it's yummy, you pretend that it's delicious when it's actually disgusting, the worst thing you ever tasted in your life. Eating it causes you to throw up constantly and have uncontrollable diarrhea.
I wish for sticky to come back to life. 1 sticky is enough, I can't handle 2x the fun, too overwhelming.
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Granted but I snap it again and that was its last life.
I wish for a lv.100 shiny Kyurem encounter.
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Granted, but you don't have any pokemon or pokeballs and it invites you to a barbecue, you have the most epic lunch ever and a nuke hits you. You both die :'(
RIP. Unknown addict
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Granted, but you can never make a decent wish ever again.
I wish for Sticky to come back to life and to have immortality.
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Granted, but their is an apocalypse, and Sticky is doomed to a life without anyone else.
I wish for lots of money.
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Granted, in Monopoly Money.
I wish I could have Keldeo.
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Granted but I destroy it.
I wish for Papaya Juice.
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granted, however its full of mold
i wish for super powers
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Granted, but it causes a rip in the fabric of time-space continuum and destroys you and everything that ever did belong to you.
I wish for a shiny Ditto.
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Granted, but it contains a trojan code that infects the Pokemon you use it to hatch... When you try to trade them the Trojan eliminates the Internet.
I wish for Eurovision entry Blue to be in my room wearing the outfits from their recent Attitude photoshoot
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granted, but their dead and covered in blood with deep machete inflicted wounds, and your holding a blood soaked machete, and the police are knocking on your door demanding you give yourself up, Good luck =P
I wish that animals became pokemon's ;D
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Granted, but I don't think you'll like the squadron of Hydreigons divebombing you.
I wish I had a money gun.
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Granted, but it's old money, rendering it obsolete and useless
I wish VALVe would finish Meet the Medic already
-
Granted but the start another series of similar type of videos or whatever that is.
I wish for 2 bidoofs.
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Granted, but one evolves. No devolving.
I want one Krabby Patty and one room, with cheese. Oh, and can I have cheese on the Krabby Patty too?
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Granted, but the Krabby Patty was under the stove for a really long time and the room is Chris Griffin's closet.
I wish for more wishes.
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Granted, but they are all corrupted.
I wish I was a Rufflet. :3
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Granted... POkeball go!. You will make an excellent gift for my bratty nephew.
I wish for a never shattering glass Masterball.
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Granted. Keep in mind it's glass, meaning it's a replica and therefore useless.
I wish for rainbows.
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Granted... but the Djinn is herbally indulgant, so all you get are multiple copies of THAT episode of the TV show Rainbow.
I wish for a Glee storyline that doesn't continually praise that stunted Furby Rachel Berry
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Granted, but Glee ends after a day.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
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Granted. Someone opens the Ark of the Covenant at your family reunion.....
I wish I had some bread.
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granted but it uses a mind control technique on you
i wish for a neon cockateal
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Granted, but you only find out you're epileptict AFTER the seizure.
I wish for a scouter I can crush.
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Granted, but it throws you in a lake with sharks in it.
I wish I was a Master Ball.
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Granted, but you get tossed out of a bag and used on a Magikarp.
I wish i lived in America.
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Granted, but there are cats there. (An American Tail reference)
I wish I can find someone to trade with on GTS Negotiations.
(Seriously, there's nobody there)
-
Granted, but they disconnect the instant they connect.
I wish I was steamed, and served with a side of melted butter.
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Granted, but your eaten. (And yes, I did get the spongebob reference.)
I wish that the world won't end in 2012.
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Granted, but it ends December, 21, 2011 now!
I wish for a Genesect to destroy my computer.
-
Granted, but a piece of the screen flies out and hits you in the eye. You are now partially blind.
I wish for some sort of cheese flavoured strawberry on wheels to roll around outside my house yelling about fruitcakes.
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Granted, but one of your neighbours gets scared, so shoots it, then eats it.
I wish for a Celebi so I can go back in time and make as many wishes as I want.
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Granted, but that causes a paradox and a rip in the time-space continuum thingy.\
I wish for a 3DS and an iPad 2
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Granted, but they're both from that dodgy cockney man down the street. 'Nuff said.
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
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Granted, but there is a layer of skin on them with big yellow mushrooms on it.
I wish I could live on Faraway Isle.
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Granted, but tis too far away to get there so you spend the rest of your life traveling.
I wish the world would end already.
-
Granted but Cyrus creates a new one. :P
I wish I could have a Hover Board.
-
Granted, but it malfunctions. Over a huge spike and broken glass open-top storage area.
I wish for UNLIMITED, POWER!
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GRANTED! TO POWER CHUCK NORRIS'S ROUNDHOUSE KICK MWAHAHAHAHA! U DIED!
^Lol.
I believe I can fly.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but you can only fly in the form of a short jump.
I wish to have an ice lolly c:
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Granted, but a Spheal om nom noms it..
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtwB4YbYzd_7wVd09UbuKN7BYZVG0myZ1gxCMgDPChHLJMzyPe)
I wish for a rubber duckie :U
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Granted, but it will be the furby of rubber duckies and be possessed.
I wish for a Haunter :3
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Granted. It eats your soul and takes over your body.
I wish I had a Daft Punk helmet!
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Granted, but you only realise it's several sizes too small AFTER it's jammed on your head and you start suffocating.
I wish I wasn't so bad at jokes.
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You aren't Lol.
Granted, but you can't take things seriously anymore.
Example: Your fish dying.
I wish this post would be answed by OranBerrySanvich.
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Granted, but it's actually someone hacking my account.
I wish for a severed monkey's hand that gives me a number of corrupt wishes depending on how many fingers are being held up. Just like in that book.
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Granted, but you find out its a Lizard hand that got stuck in the drain in your mom's bathroom.
I wish I was 8-bit.
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Granted, but your 8 bit Mario, with no lives left, and a Gommba kills you before you could get a 1-up.
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Aren't you supposed to make a wish?
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Oops, sorry.
I wish I was the best person in the world at video game.
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Granted. But, you get so many friend requests, that your game constantly crashes.
I wish for a working toilet instead of a hole in he ground.
-
Granted, but the smell of a Garbodor suddenly becomes familiar to you.
Currently wishing for a tuna sandwich c:
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I wish for 10 GIANT BURRITO'S!!!!! O0
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Currently wishing for a tuna sandwich c:
Granted but its rotten and covered in radioactive sludge. Nice sandwich :U Still better then any school lunch on the planet.
I wish for 10 GIANT BURRITO'S!!!!! O0
Granted, but they are also radioactive. Much like the above.
I wish I was able to destroy the world :(
-
Granted, but you're still in the world when you go insane and destroy it.
I wish I was only 4 kinds of insane instead of 12...
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Granted, but your other insanes turn into monsters. And eat you whole. c:
I wish for some popcorn c:
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Granted... but it's been flavored using powdered Scotch Bonnet Peppers.
I wish... for an autographed copy of Tao Che Tu
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Granted! But if you look at it then it will burst into flames.
I wish I wouldn't get any older D;
-
Granted, but have you ever heard of Benjamin Button? If you haven't, he's a guy in a film that ages backwards.
I wish for corn. Lot's of hot, buttered corn.
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One large serving of buttered corn with Jalapenos and Scotch Bonnets coming up.
I wish I was going to see Thor tonight.
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Granted, but you see 'thorn' instead.
THORNS IN THE FACE OMG. ;o;
I wish I could marry Shawn Milke from Alesana and be happy forever and ever.
-
Granted, but have you noticed that gas leak in the corner? Don't stop sniffing.
I wish for lamp oil, rope and bombs.
-
Granted, but you blow yourself up.
I wish to marry Dennis Lee from Alesana. xD
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Granted, but Shawn isn't happy about it. The band breaks up ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.
I wish my friend would come back online D|
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;o;
Granted, but your friend now hates you and wants to kill you.
I wish... I WISH THAT ME AND SHAWN MILKE AND DENNIS LEE FROM ALESANA WERE ALL MARRIED.
oh yeah 8D
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Granted... but you end up insane due to Yaoi fangirl overdose.
I wish that Animorphs was still running.
-
Granted, but the new producers turn it into complete and utter tripe.
I wish I had octorocks for dinner.
-
Granted but you become blind forever.
I wish for a TV.
-
Granted, but all that's showing on it is a Home Movie of Jeremy Clarkson and Anne Widdecombe.
I wish for Chad White to appear in my living room dressed as a Gladiator.
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Granted, but they also brought a trident prop with them. Which they accidentally manage to jam in your throat. Roman gladiators used tridents, they did.
I wish for lotsa spaghetti on my toast.
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Granted, but the spaghetti was actually transported to another person who wanted spaghetti.
I wish I had more friends.
-
Granted! But when the zombie apocalypse comes they eat you :(
I wish that I was in the Grid.
-
Granted but you die and you're no longer in the Grid.
I wish for a Poke Ball with a male Vulpix inside.
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Granted, but it was a female eevee dressed as vulpix.
I wish for an evil picture!
-
Granted,but I came out of it and went
"Silence...
I KEEL YOU!"
I wish for an expansion to the Distortion World.
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Granted but, when you start flying through it, it collapses and your not allowed a refund.
I wish for power!
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Granted, but it dissipates into thin air...
I wish for a 3DS...
-
Granted, but it's from that dodgy Cockney guy down the pub. 'Nuff said.
I wish that woman would get in the kitchen and make me mah sammiches already.
-
Granted, but it's a man.
I wish for the SHINY!
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Granted.. but to get it you have to be banished and forced to live in a preschool kids show for the rest of eternity.
I wsh for a team of friends all of whom are only too willing to play certain interesting intimate games.
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Granted, but they're all hideously ugly and deformed.
I wish everyone would just be nicer to each other.
-
Granted but they're all so nauseatingly polite and Brady Bunch that you want to stab your eyeballs out with forks
also people like me get seriously depressed cos we can't be misanthropic any more
I wish for a fishy on a little dishy when the boat comes in
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Granted... but you end up in a Housing Insurance themed Go Compare ad campaign.
I wish for the Eclipso diamond.
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Granted,but I ate it during my last hours of being a Giratina.
I wish to know where the name-change forum is.
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Granted, but I really don't know where it is.
I wish I had something evil to do.
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Granted. It then backfires in a horribly cliche way.
I want a sandwich bazooka so I don't have to stop nomming.
-
Granted.. sadly the law of Thermodynamics gets a little skewed, and you end up getting hit by sandwich shaped Fireballs and an Eclipso Giratina.
I wish for the next poster to recieve a Galatea clone of Supergirl.
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Granted but she has toxic chest hairs.
I wish the student loans company would provide an alternative means to pay them back. Like being a hit man or something. P:
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Granted. The hit-man comes and kills you in your sleep.
I wish that Pokemon was real!
-
Granted, but a Haunter caused you nightmares every night of your life.
I wish I could catch Zekrom.
-
Granted, but then Reshiram comes and kills your whole team.
I wish my music could be played a bit louder.
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Granted, but you still can't hear it.
I wish I could jump off a cliff and fly.
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Granted.
Oh, you wanted to jump off a cliff and fly,not jump off a cliff and A fly... Bit late to tell me now you're dead.
I wish to be harder better, faster and stronger.
-
Granted, but it's just my spirit inhabiting yours so you can build me another body.
I wish I was back in my own body.
-
Granted, but I had thrown your body into a volcano, so when you go back into it, you fall into lava.
I wish for super-powers.
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Granted,but you already had them.So I took them off.
I wish for the next poster to get a Dream World Poliwag with Flawless IV's and a hidden Super Luck,so it has 2 abilitys. :)
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Granted but you accidentally lose connection to the dream world in the process of choosing it.
I wish anyone who had a bad wish would have their proper wish come true(how unlike me).
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Granted, but some of the wishes contradict each other, creating a paradox which destroys the world.
I wish I knew who the name-rater is.
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Granted but then you die.
((I was going to wish the same lol.))
I wish for a new DS Game.
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Granted.. but The Evil Ranger lived up to his name, and swapped your DS with a PSP.
I wish for the OP to have their wish granted without a negative consequence for them.
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Granted, but they already suffered wish corruption before since their wishes were spoiled and forgotten long before you wished that.
I wish I had Pokemon White.
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Granted but it was Pokemon Black.
I wish for a whole new (evil) world.
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Granted but its an old evil world I wish my phone wasn't so slow
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Granted...but I crushed it with my PSYCHIC POWERS!
I wish I had a derp
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Granted, but I herp it to a herpaderp.
I wish I could shoot the moon.
-
Granted, but Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter, Saturn, and the entire solar system gets mad at you and sucks you into a black hole.
I wish for Pokemon Black.
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Granted, but its the ghost one. (Google it)
I wish for 1012489120471298740957398 Master Balls.
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Granted but all the Master Balls join together into one giant Master Ball that catches the planet in one big Master Ball. Then everyone suffocates inside, starting with you. =P
I wish for the future Pokemon Gray.
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Granted, but it was just pokemon black and white cut down the middle and put together.
I wish a new evil TV show would come on.
-
Granted, but the TV show recruits you and they try to burn you on the cross.
I wish that the next Pokemon game is a remake of Emerald.
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Granted but you can't get it.
(I don't want a remake for that game, though.) =0
I wish any pokemon can disguise themselves as other pokemon outside of battle, so I can trade a Patrat for something I want and tell them that the Patrat is a Metagross in disguise. (which it is not.) >:D
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Granted, but people set it on fire to check if it really is a Metagross.
(Search "Meet the Spychecker" on YouTube for added lulz)
I wish for cake. Ice cream cake.
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Granted but it melts and I eat the little chips.
I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish and make a wish.
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Granted, but your wish actually comes true properly.
I wish more moves had explosions in them.
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Every move has an explosion in it.
I wish I had an Unusual Brainslug hat with Burning Flames on Team Fortress 2
-
Granted, but the hat turns out to actually be a SPAH.
I wish for a working, not very smelly toilet in my room so I don't have to get up and walk so much.
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Granted, but for that to happan, your room has to be expanded so the walk is longer.
I wish I wouldn't talk about evil so much.
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O.K, unfortuantly, Its only the word evil you dont talk about.
I wish for whatever the next poster gives me!
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Granted. No soup for you!
I wish that Elysium wasn't so long....
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Granted.I made it even longer.
I wish I could do what I was going to do when I was young...
FLASHBACK TIAM!
I'm going to blast half of the moon!
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Granted but you blast 3 quarters instead I wish I was at the beach
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granted, but the water isn't water, Its lava. And those are spycrabs (everyones making tf2 refrences, so I'm joining in! my steam name is millzyy154 if anyone else plays)
I wish to dance if I wasnt to, to leave my freinds behind, cos my freinds dont dance and if they dont dance, well there no freind of mine *bursts out dancing*
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So you want to dance? Granted but dancing is forbidden anyway.
I wish that something got frozen.
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Granted. It's you.
*Cue "I was frozen today" sound clip.
Give me a blue, with extra red. And a dash of green, if you please.
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^ Oh, my, GOD! You watch the nostalgia critic, as well as play TF2 and pokemon. Dear god. Y-Your like me! Nearly exactly! I dont want too corrupt your wish anymore! But I have to.
granted. But the Blue & green is frozen grass, becouse everything is frozen now. And the red? You were so depressed... work the rest of it out.
I wish I had SKILLZ (with a Z)
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Granted but you have SKILLS with an 's' I wish I didnt have school tomorow
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Granted, so you had it today in the past.
I wish explode was spelled explooode! with the ooooode.
-
It gets changed to Explooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode.
I wish I had a pet cow.
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Granted but its a pig... wish I wasnt so hungry
-
Granted, but when you are hungry, you crave all the foods you hate.
I wish my homework could just complete itself.
-
GRanted, but it explodes afterwards.
I wish I had a 3DS and the new LoZ game to go with it...
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Granted but you dont get a game... I wish I wasnt up so early
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Granted so you woke up earlier.
I wish it would rain food.
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granted, it rained 92 miles away from you and it lasted for about .02648 seconds. Also the only food that came down from the sky was a molecule of Broccoli.
I wish for DW to be open right now.
-
Granted but you don't get it.
I wish for perfect fruits.
-
Granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish French was easier to learn.
-
Granted but now you can only understand French.
I wish I won the lottery
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Granted but so did 8.5 billion people so you only won about a fiver... I wish I could go o australia for a holiday
-
Granted, but you die a horrible, horrible death by wombat.
I wish I could get a tour of Game Freak Studios.
-
Granted, Happens in your dreams, though.
I wish Jerks weren't Jerks.
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Granted so they become extreme jerks instead of jerks.
I wish that Sunny Day was a real life move.
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Granted, but it causes a Drought when used.(There's plenty of sunny weather in the UK at the moment anyway.You must live in America or something.
I wish i was an American Government-Hired Assassin.
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(No, I just like the idea of a sunny day whenever I want.)
Granted, but you were killed on your first mission.
I wish that there was game called "Evil Adventures of the Awesome Evil Guys."
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Granted, But it gets panned as the 'Worst Game since E.T. on the Atari 2600.
I wish it was easier to breed 'Gender Unknown' pokémon..
-
Granted, but they have no attacks. AT ALL. And they are always bad natures.
I wish hot naked lesbians would fall from the sky.
-
Granted, but you're locked in a small, dark room. Meaning you can't see them. Or hear them. Or anything else them.
I wish for soup made from cornish game hen.
-
Granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish Wigglytuff was cuter ^^
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Granted but it eats you if you think its cute! I wish I didnt have writers block...
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Congratulations! Your Writer's Block has evolved into Writer's Cube!
I wish I couldn't make such lame jokes...
-
Granted. Now I make them, AND ANNOY YOU.
I wish I had more time to finish that damn science homework.
-
Granted, I give you 0,5 seconds extra...awww times up.
I wish for christmas
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Granted but Santa gives you coal.
I wish I had a heart.
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granted, i stab it
I wish for santa's lap
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Granted. He gave you a slap.
I wish that more interesting books were around.
-
Granted but the books are in a language you cannot understand.
I wish I had a pet canary.
-
Granted, but it gets eaten by a cat as soon as you turn your back.
I wish I could run faster.
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Granted. You run into buildings since you can only run and not walk.
I wish I could break a monster sized pen in half.
-
Granted, but the giant monster that was using it to doodle floods your hometown with its tears, and then goes on a world-wide rampage.
Nice job breaking it, Hero...
I wish I had better retorts...
-
Granted, the retorts are even better but cause a Black Hole that swallows the World.
I wish for a Giant Aero.
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Granted, an aeroplane will land outside your house at any moment now ^^
Wishing for some warm soup that hasn't been used to give a poor frog a temporary home c:
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Granted.It was used to give a tadpole a temporary home.
I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish for pasta.
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Granted, but the old wish granter got confused and quitted. His replacement decided to mess with you and burn the pasta in front of you.
I wish for the burnt pasta.
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Granted, but the waiter took so long that fifteen generations of you family die off before the last of your line is served a plate of dust on his deathbed.
... Wow... I wish I wasn't such a grim person...
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Granted, but you're the waiter.
I wish I had a V8.
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Granted but its U7.
I wish for a game.
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Granted, but you lost it.
I wish for Nyan Cat.
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Granted but I brainwashed it to be evil nyan cat.
I wish for music.
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Granted, but it is so bad that your ear drums explode. D=
I wish for a perfect EV lv. 100 shiny event Jirachi that no one else had and it would be holding a Master Ball.
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Granted, but it's hacked. Dr. HAX proceeds to yell HAAAAAAX and throw a computer monitor at your head.
I wish I had Gmod.
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Granted but I stole your Gmod and ate your SitrusBerrySandvich.
I wish for an Octillery that could learn any moves that I make up in the "Make your own move!" topic.
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Granted, but it has both Truant and Slow Start for its Ability, and Has a Max HP of 1.
I wish Moxie didn't exist as an ability.
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Granted, but now every pokemon that has it goes extinct. Nice job.
I wish I was older.
-
Granted but you are now as old as your grandparents and everybody treats you as an old man.
I wish I had control over time.
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Granted, but everyone you've ever known is dead, and all you can do is go back in time and watch, never interfere...
I wish I wasn't as cold-sounding with these backfires...
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Granted, so instead you burn any wish that comes your way.
I wish pokemon faint slower.
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granted. But it takes the rest of your life, and you cant do anything else but watch it.
I wish for-
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Granted. Here's your -
I wish I understood what some of these wishes meant.
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Granted. All of the wishes anyone has ever received, you also receive. That's the best way to understand them! ^_^
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For not having a wish Jirachi puts a curse on you.
I wish for a giant pokeball that would not crush me or imprison me inside.
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Granted. It shatters, and the glass pierces every part of you.
I wish I could find my Cyndaquil plushie D:
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Granted, but when you found it it had loose threads and there was stuffing popping out.
I wish I could find my Pikachu plushie.
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Granted, but its on a really high shelf where no-one you know can reach.
I wish I was the last poster on this topic.
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Granted but then Mushroom, the last post on the page king, gets mad and posts after a while to break it up.
I wish for flaming swords.
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Granted but since their flaming, you can't hold them. At all.
I wish a giant energy beam would come down and hit me in the head.
-
Granted. It doesn't kill you, it just fuses your head into the floor, making you immortal but you always have that constant feeling that something is stuck to your head. Oh yeah.
I wish I had another Sweet Onion hamburger to eat!
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Granted, but your hamburger lacked ham. And sweet onions.
I wish curse had its ??? type again.
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Granted, but it isnt changed till gen 10.
I wish the topic would end today.
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Granted, but you only think it ended today because you died today.
I wish for strong pokemon.
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Granted. So strong in fact, they decide to rebel and kick your head in.
I wish I didn't look so unsure to you.
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Granted.Now you ARE unsure. About everything.
I wish I could be a woman for a day!
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Granted but you look exactly like your male self so its like nothing changed.
I wish donuts would rain on my head and my mouth was wide enough to eat them all at once.
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Granted, but their poisoned doughnuts, so you die.
I wish for cake.
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Granted, but while the plate is in your hands, I turn it over and it splatters in your face.
I wish for pies to throw at the person below.
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Granted, but since this person below makes the wishes happan, they just happened to accidently throw them back up.
I wish someone would post after this.
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Granted, but the 'person' is a Lugia.
I wish for a shiny Metagross.
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Granted but coal miners go crazy for it and chip it away with pick axes.
I wish for Team Plasma to return so I can battle them again.
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Granted but they are chased out by Alder.
I wish I could never get hurt again.
-
Granted but your loved ones get hurt and you live a life of misery from then on.
I wish for a shiny Unown that is not hacked.
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Granted, but your friend steals your game, and trades it over the GTS for a Magikarp.
I wish for an iPhone.
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Granted but the only one we have has been smashed and beaten repeatedly.
I wish for a shiny Victini that's not hacked or evantually put on GTS.
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Granted, but your game corrupts, and you lose it.
I wish for every other wish to be uncorruptable.
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Granted, but every other pokemon you own is hacked. You get a bad egg. Your game freezes. Victini dies.
I wish for chocolate. Without nuts.
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Granted, but your game corrupts, and you lose it.
I wish for every other wish to be uncorruptable.
Granted, but then your wish has to be corrupted so, no, they're still corrupted.
Granted, but every other pokemon you own is hacked. You get a bad egg. Your game freezes. Victini dies.
I wish for chocolate. Without nuts.
Granted but some random dude eats right before you put it in your mouth.
(Wow. Poor Victini) I wish for Nintendo 3DSi XL.
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Granted. I hope you enjoy being 100 years in the future where nobody remembers you!
I wish I had a bottomless jug of apple juice.
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Granted but you drown in it.
I wish I had a giant straw.
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Granted but its a normal sized straw, your just really tiny I wish I had a massive bar of chocolate...
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Granted but its so huge and tall that it's so close to the sun and it melts, flooding your entire town in chocolate.
I wish for the Name Rater to hurry up and rate my nicknames.
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Granted but its so huge and tall that it's so close to the sun and it melts, flooding your entire town in chocolate.
I wish for the Name Rater to hurry up and rate my nicknames.
Technically, wouldn't it cover the planet? Because the chocolate itself would be much bigger than the planet.
Oh yeah, granted, but he still doesn't like them.
I wish my ribs didn't hurt!
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^ Yes. It would. ;)
Granted. Because now you don't have any ribs.
I wish for the person below to not reply to this wish
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I wish the guy above had made a wish, instead of me making this copout post...
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Granted but the wish came true (literally.)
I wish for the person below to not corrupt this wish.
-
Granted. But your wish must be corrupted, so we boil you in oil.
I wish I could eat iron without any repercussions.
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Granted but all the Arons get hungry because you ate their iron and they maul you to death and burp out your bones out of hunger.
I wish for someone to corrupt this wish but not horribly corrupt it. XD
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Granted. I only punch you in the face half as hard because I have an irrational hatred for people sticking XD at the end of their posts.
I wish I was allowed to punch Unown Addict harder.
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((Couldn't I eat the aron too?))
Granted, but you shatter every bone in your arm in doing so.
I wish I could eat iron and the aron and their family loved me.
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Granted but then a Steelix catches you munching its tail and totally Iron Tails you into a tree hard.
I wish I could get a Feebas in Emerald.
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Granted, but you then drop every console you have that can play gameboy advance games.
I wish my exams were over, and I got an A in them all.
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Granted but they were marked wrong and you had to re-sit them all I wish I could get a kind and decent looking boyfriend
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Granted. But he's only that. A friend who happens to be male. You go crazy because he finds someone else. You kill her out of jealousy. He calls the police. You run away. Back to square one.
I wish my glasses were always clear instead of having this DAMN DUST.
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Granted, but thats only because there's no lenses in them.
I wish for £1,000,000.
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Granted but I spent it all.
I wish for nothing.
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Granted but then nothing is all you have.
I wish for someone to post after this no matter what he/she says.
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Granted. You are a smelly oaf with no friends. Enjoy. (jk Ilu xP)
I wish for some s'mores poptarts!
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Granted, but they're moldy...
I wish the RPs I'd joined hadn't died...
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Granted. They never started in the first place.
I wish for better interweb speed on mah laptop.
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Granted but there is one condition. I smash your laptop to pieces. You'll never have to worry about speed again. ;)
I wish I had an Eelektross with amazing stats and greatness that would make PKMN.NET look silly.
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Granted, but it makes your game crash!
I wish I could eat mold without repercussions.
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Granted. Oh you wanted mold to eat. I made you eat gold. Oh well. No gold for you.
I wish I could go in the future, steal lots of future stuff, then return to my time on command. In that order.
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Granted, but the future citizens come to the past using a time-machine they invented in 2076. Then they killed you and took their stuff back.
I wish I could make new Unown.
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Granted, but they're so rubbish that it causes me to punch you in the face. Again.
I wish I was somewhere, ready to kick tail and chew bubblegum. And be all out of gum
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Granted, You spend 15 years looking for another pack, your butt-kicking suspended until then.
I wish Meowth could learn False Swipe.
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Granted, but they make it the only move Meowth can learn.
I wish I'd wake up full of energy tomorrow morning.
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Granted but you run out of energy after one hour.
I wish I had a turtle as a pet.
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Congratulations! You're now the very proud owner of a temperamental Bowser Koopa...
I wish I could unsay that...
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Granted but you get stuck in a continues time loop where you keep repeating and unsaying it... I wish for a watermelon shaped like a dog....
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Granted...wait,you wanted a watermelon shaped like a dog?Tough luck.I gave you a dog shaped like a watermelon and you are going to LIKE IT.
I wish I could upgrade my Windows XP to Windows 7 and Totally get rid of Windows Vista forever.And then it'll be...
FOREVER ALONE :'(
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Well granted but Vista didn't like being left like that so it went evil and attacked you.
I wish that I could grow wings and retract them at any time I want.
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Granted, but you'll never have a decent shirt again.
I wish I could mend things with my mind.
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Granted. You can now mend things with your mind. Literally. As in, "take your brain out and use it to stick things together" literally.
I wish I could go and see Fast and Furious 5. With a never ending bucket of buttered popcorn.
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Granted, you die of cholesterol poisoning the next day, and as it is indeed never-ending, the rest of the world immediately follows...
I wish for a penny, found tails-side-up.
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Granted but the penny was smudged on both sides so you couldn't tell if it was heads or tails. It was so dirty that you threw it out.
I wish for someone to make up whatever I wish for right now and corrupt it anyway they wanted.
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Granted. Every Unown that ever lived has been corrupted.
I wish this wish would have the most random corruption ever.
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Granted, but flying pigs start falling from the sky and they eat the worlds entire supply of peanut butter... I wish that, that last corruption wasnt so random
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Granted, You and your friends are dead. GAME OVER
I wish someone got that lame reference...
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Granted but the person who got the lame reference is not a member of this forum so you can't tell if anyone got the reference.
I wish I could play my Pokemon Black game again just like it came in my dream.
(My DS died. I couldn't play games. One day I had a dream that I was playing it again.)
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Granted but the person who got the lame reference is not a member of this forum so you can't tell if anyone got the reference.
I wish I could play my Pokemon Black game again just like it came in my dream.
(My DS died. I couldn't play games. One day I had a dream that I was playing it again.)
(How sad. For that, a nice corruption)
Granted. But it's not Pokemon Black. Its a Pokemon White with the exact same data as your Pokemon Black.
I wish any system of any name wouldn't die.
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Granted. They can't die. But you don't have games for them anymore.
I wish for a shiny Chandelure.
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Granted. It's so shiny, in fact, that it burns out your eyeballs. What, you didn't mean literally? Well, too bad.
I wish I could remember how soy sauce, yoghurt and cheese are made off by heart.
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Granted but I cut out your heart. Now you don't know it.
I wish for a Victini that is not hacked.
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Granted, it's at level 100 with probably one of the worst movests ever.
Currently wishing for some rice~
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Granted, but as soon as I hand the bowl to you, you drop it on the floor. The bowl shatters and the rice goes all over the floor.
I wish for a trip to an amusement park.
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Granted but the amusement park is destroy by a passing Zekrom when you were on a rollercoaster.
I wish for a corruption.
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Granted. It's opposite day so you don't wish for a corruption.
I wish I had a Rice Krispie.
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Granted, but instead of a rice krispie, you get crispy rice (uncooked rice).
I wish for faster internet.
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Granted, but it gets too fast and then your ISP has to cut you off as you can't afford £1 Million a day bills.
I wish for a top hat.
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Granted. It's the Scotsman's Stovepipe. You can't wear it in real life. You already have one. You accidentally craft it with the one I traded you. You get a hatless hat.
I wish for my writer's block to vanish quicker than a sandwich at a homeless hostel.
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Granted, but Team Rocket steals all your pens/pencils, paper, and computer.
I wish for a glass of lemonade.
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Granted but its a glass of cola... I wish my storie characters were real
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Granted, but Palkia isn't too happy about the spacial/dimensional disruption stuff. He puts them back and will do so whenever you put them here again.
I wish my thumbs didn't hurt from typing on my phone.
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Granted. Now your fingers hurt from typing on your phone.
I wish I made more sense.
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Granted, but instead of more sense, you now make more scents, and even skuntank can't stand to be around you.
I wish that my neighbor's dog would stop barking.
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Granted. Its vocal cords were damaged and it can't bark. The neighbors notice this and kill you. =0
I wish for a cold ice tea drink that is unsweetened.
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Granted, but there is a fly in it.
I wish for a blueberry muffin.
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Granted. Water spilled on it and now it's all soggy and unpleasant.
I wish for a Dsi.
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Granted but it's already broken by the time you got it.
I wish I had a brand new plasma tv.
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Granted, but for some reason you try to hang it on your wall. It falls. It breaks. On your head. You die.
I wish I was fairly decent at online gaming.
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Granted, but everyone else improves too, meaning you still sck compared to everyone.
I wish for an immediate pass at all my exams.
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Granted, but since you didn't study you don't know the material and once you get a job related to your studies, they fire you immediately. You're now stuck unemployed.
I wish for the humidity to be lower.
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Granted. Oh no. I thought you said humanity. Well humanity is lower.
I wish new episodes of every show I know would come on.
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Granted, but a thunderstorm comes up and knocks your power out.
I wish for a bunny.
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Granted but it was Dawn's Buneary which wasn't used to its new master. You're currently frozen from ice beam.
I wish everyone but me and select few that I choose are frozen in ice.
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Granted. Everyone else is frozen in ice, but you are set on fire.
I wish for spikes to fall down at the person below and not hurt me.
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Granted, but the person below has an espeon with magic bounce, so the spikes are sent right back at you.
I wish for some ice cream.
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Granted, but it's actually a Vanilluxe. It gets angry. It attacks you. You die.
I wish to that the RP board got more activity. Good activity.
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Granted. Now the RP board is currently spammed with several really long and boring posts.
I wish for a wish, a consequence and a corruption.
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Granted.You got a Jirachi,a Deoxys and a Shadow Lugia.Think about it...and what they'd do to you.
I wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish.
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Granted. Here is your wish that allowed you to wish for a wish that allowed you to wish for a wish that allowed you to wish for a wish.....that allowed you to wish for a wish.
I wish Palkia and Dialga fused and didn't hurt anyone in the process.
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Congratulations, you've got your very own TARDIS, who decides to go back and short out the spark of the universe with you in it, leaving you forever alone.
I wish that hadn't occurred
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Granted.Then I ate you.
I want to burp.
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You burped.
I wish the above poster made a real wish.
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Granted, but you didn't make a real corruption.
I wish I could have a dream.
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Granted, but the dream was a nightmare and woke you up during the middle of the night. Now you can't go back to sleep.
I wish it'd be winter again.
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Granted, but you get a season long cold as soon as winter starts.
I wish the Sun and the Moon had a fight.
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Granted. Kirby defeated Marx and the fighting stopped.
I wish for Hawaiian Punch.
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Granted, you get punched by a Hawaiian and need to be rushed to the emergency room immediately.
I wish for a ring with sapphires.
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Granted. Kyogre is then summoned from the ring and Hydro Pumps you.
I wish for someone to post next.
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Granted, but I posted text.
I wish it would rain in space.
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Granted, but this rain cools off every star in the universe, including the Sun. Nice job killing us all.
I wish DBGT: Mystic World got fixed up soon and I could play it for as long as I want.
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Granted but it was just a dream. You were playing all you wanted in your dreams.
I wish I could make a wish for the person below to corrupt.
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Granted, but I'm so corrupt I kill you all for no good reason. You die.
I wish that I had an exta packet of throat lozenges.
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Granted but you lose it.
I wish people would make something harder to corrupt. This is too easy. =P
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Granted.
I wish for a brick wall(you asked for harder wishes :P)
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Granted but I smashed it into pieces. (Still too easy, and still too soft :P)
I wish for the person below to melt.
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Granted, but I drip all over your food. You eat me. You're poisoned. You die.
I wish for 42 derps that are completely herp proof.
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Granted but you only get 40 I wish for a large ice-cream...
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Granted but its Vanillite who is angry that you tried to eat.
I wish for walls.
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You get walls, but they are made of flimsy rubber.
I wish for a pet Velociraptor named Earl.
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Granted, but I also get a cloning machine. Seen Jurassic Park?
I wish that the Jurassic Park sequels were actually up to the standard of the first. And that I could watch them.
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Granted. You go deaf on opening night however.
I wish I was better at math.
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Granted, but now you forget how to do everything else.
I wish for some chocolate covered pretzels.
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Granted... But thats not chocolate... Its gravy! I wish I could fly
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Granted, you are teleported to an airport where you can fly, but there is a huge delay and you have to sit around doing nothing.
I wish for a strawberry scented candle.
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Granted but the room you were in when you put it on was unfortunaly full of methane. Good news. The explosion smelled of strawberries.
I wish everyone shot a beam into one set spot and the blasts combined creating a show for everyone to see.
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Granted, but you are at the center of the beams. Your body exploding will create a wonderful show for us all ;)
I wish I cared about my fashion
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Granted but now you don't care about anything else. Even your life. Someone tries to shoot you and you don't care.
I wish the Sun shot down a beam of light about an inch next to my arm so people everywhere would think I dodged it with super ninja speed.
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Granted. What people think you didn't dodge with super ninja speed was the explosion from the nuke hit by the beam. You did. You accidentally jump off a cliff while didging instead. But you don't fall to your death. You land on a helicopter. An active one. An active one's heli-blades. You die.
I wish for pudding, and an unnecessarily convoluted corruption.
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Granted, but you had two wishes in that sentence. You can only have one wish. I'll go with pudding then. It gets stolen even before you get to see it.
^ It isn't convoluted. :P
I wish the person below would not corrupt my wish.
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Granted, but I hit you for not making a wish to not corrupt.
I wish for a sore throat remedy that actually worked that becomes corrupted due to an overly-complicated and/or convoluted method.
Ha.
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Granted, but after the remedy becomes corrupted, I fix it by corrupting your wish.
I wish for the person below to be imprisoned in a regular pokeball.
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Granted, but you are imprisoned with me. And I just ate a lot of spicy chilly....
I wish I didn't have pimples D:
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Granted, you now have chicken pox in the same places instead.
I wish I knew how to play the guitar.
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Granted, but you make Peter Griffin's Bunker Bustin' Mega Ultra Super firework and brag about it with the fuse lit. You lose all your fingers and can't play guitar.
I wish I could skip school.
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Granted, you skip school and miss important information for your next test. You end up failing your next test and falling way behind as a result.
I wish my NES would work properly.
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Granted, but it only works properly for only 1 second.
I wish for a wish that could not be corrupted.
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Granted, but unfortunately, that's because its pre-corrupted.
Here's your angry crocodile and lion!
I wish that my Sig would happen in real life, but I'm not hurt or damaged because of it.
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Granted, but the bomb next to you isn't quite as unhurt. It explodes. You don't die. Shrapnel lodges itself in you. Still no death. You get infected. You die.
I wish for a minigun that cost any amount less then 400g to fire for 12 seconds.
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Granted, but you only have one bullet and that's the ONLY bullet they ever produce :c
I wish for a coat like Medic's <3
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Granted but it's from an actual medic's skin.
I wish I could never have a black eye again.
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Granted,so I painted your eyes green and purple.
I wish I can write some online spam in my next wish.And by spam,I mean sadigasoidfugauyfgaashgb.
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Granted, but the writing is invisible.
I wish for...
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Granted. 3 Giant dots fall from the sky and crush you. Have fun ^-^
I wish I had good earphones.
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Granted, but they get taken away from you.
I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for for for for for for for aaaaaaaa purrrrrrrfect oorange.
totally random. :P
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Granted. But since wishes don't exist, NO ORANGE FOR YOU!
I wish the sky was red.
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Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out it was a comet coming at you and you die.
I wish for a new phone.
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Granted, you receive a new phone. Unfortunately, it does not receive service anywhere.
I wish for some pasta.
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Granted but somehow I ate the pasta, spat it out, threw it away, took the bin to the dump, left it for 2 weeks, heard you wish and rushed back to the dump to get your pasta.
I wish for less Dragon legendarys.
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Granted but there are more suckish legendaries now.
I wish this writing was microscopic.
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Granted, but then you lose your voice, and then theres a psyco coming for you, and you cant tell anyone 'cos your writings to small.
You die.
YAY!
I wish for my now infected body to be unfected(?)
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Granted but to get unfected you go through several painful steps and then you go insane.
I wish I could witness a beautiful sunset.
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Granted. It's so beautiful that your eyes melt. The molten eyeball juice fries your brain. You die.
I wish for KAAAAAHNdensation... To happen.
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Granted but it only happened in your dreams. :P
I wish for nice weather.
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Granted,but you suddenly teleported to Kidderminster,where the weather is AWEFUL.At least no natural disasters happen here.
I wish to like eggs.
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Granted but you only like chocolate eggs... I wish I wasn't so lonely
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Granted. You're now in a cramped prison with loads of other people.
... What? I can't not end one with "You die?"
I wish for a hat.
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Granted, but it's covered in dog poop.
I wish for the person below to not grant this wish.
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Not Granted.But it must've been granted then.But then it wouldn't of been granted.You caused a paradox.Congrats.
I wish to see what the 3DS looks like when it is 3D.
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Granted but then I rip out your eyes and then I erase your memory so you don't remeber a thing.
I wish I could have an awesome pokemon for trade.
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Granted, but as soon as it sees you, it laughs at you because you can't compare to its awesomeness.
I wish for awesomeness.
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Granted, but then you're so awesome Chuck Norris had to come and beat it out of you.
I wish for cake.
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Granted. *Insert obligatory Portal reference here*
I wish for warm snuggly socks.
For those not in the know, the cake is a lie in Portal.
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Granted but the socks are also a lie.
I wish for more Portal references.
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Granted, but GLaDOS moves in with you and tries to kill you. Oops, you're dead.
I wish I was better at TF2
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Granted but everyone else gets so much better that you don't feel that you've gotten any better.
I wish for a whip.
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Granted, but unfortunately its handle has bored deep in your skull.
I wish that I could shoot thunderbolts from my hand.
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Granted, but you use your power in a swimming pool. A highly conductive swimming pool. You get electrocuted to death. You die.
I wish for obnoxiously loud hard rock genre CDs.
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Granted, but you listen to them for such a long period of time that you lose your hearing, So you didnt hear your best friend screaming that you were about to drive off a cliff.
I wish I had jetpacks that could not hurt me in any way.
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Granted but the jetpacks blast right of your back and take your clothes off in the process. Your arrested for walking around like that.
I wish for bricks to land on any random person I look at next and that doesn't count me if I look at myself.
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Granted but you are right next to the person and bricks also land on you.
I wish for
invisible ink.
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Granted, but it spills all over your clothes.
Wait, hold on, let me try that again.
Granted, but now nobody can read your posts. They assume you're trolling. You get banned. You lose all meaning in your life. You kill yourself. You die.
I wish that evolution slowed down so flying sharks don't nom on us all.
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Granted but a new race of flying sharks appear with the power to speed up evolution.
I wish to be invincible.
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Granted, but you age so fast you wish you died anyway.
I wish I could draw better.
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Granted but everything you draw comes alive because of how creative it is. They destroy your house and you.
I wish that every noun had a prefix of evil.
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Granted but every noun has a suffix of kitten as well! (OWNED)
I wish that my name is Scott Pilgrim.
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Granted but to do that you have to sign a bunch of papers and that takes up the rest of your life. So you only die as Scott Pilgrim.
I wish for a nice walk outside.
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Granted but every noun has a suffix of kitten as well! (OWNED)
(So Eviltablekitten and Evilpenkitten?)
Granted but outside is currently off limits right now.
I wish for a war between every pokemon with no humans involved at all.
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Granted but the pokemon who won was a caterpie... :P
I wish for a second war involving pokemon only.
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Granted, but Caterpie was the only one left alive from the first war, so ihe had to hae a war with himself.
I wish all the pokemon came back.
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Granted but they had to watch Caterpie attack itself. They were so freaked out they went right back.
I wish a god Wurmple would appear and destroy Caterpie.
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Granted, but it's Draco Meteor exploderises you as well.
I wish that I had my own computer. A decent, working one that has everything a good computer should.
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Granted, but you wished you had a good computer, so right after you received it I smashed it to pieces.
I wish for a ball.
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Granted, its deep in your esophagus.
I wish that I could breathe underwater without changing into another animal.
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Granted, but you can only breathe underwater and the world suffers a drought long enough to deprive you of the water you need to breathe.
I wish to have Asda right outside my doorstep.
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Granted. Tesco also goes there. And Lidl. And Aldi. And etc.. There's so much noise and stuff you decide to move. Your new home blows up with you in it. You die.
I wish for an excessively large hat.
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Granted, but the hat is so large that it covers your eyes. You are unable to see and walk into traffic. You get hit and die.
I wish for a new pair of glasses.
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Granted, but the glasses are different and they make you see horrors whenever you wear them.
I wish for a book.
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Granted, But its the normanomicon, and you summon a hundred Hollow Men, who kill you.
I wish Someone will get that referance..
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Granted; a nerd gets the reference who then beats you with a crowbar to death for breaching copyright laws.
I wish I was No.1 on Pokemon Online...
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Granted but ranks go the other way, so now your last.
I wish for an explosion that destroys my worst enemy's house without me involved at all.
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Granted but the council makes him move to your house instead. He kills you with a chainsaw.
I wish to know the meaning of life.
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Granted. You find out it's only 42. You're so dissapointed that life is basically pointless you kill yourself. You die.
I wish for a load more time for me on holidays.
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Granted but you do super hard work during the extra time. You break your spine and each of your fingers. You try to walk to the hospital. You trip while you're on the street. You get run over by a car. You die.
I wish for ice cream.
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Granted, but it's melted ice cream.
I wish for a Sim to randomly pop out of the computer and start going rabid with a chainsaw in one hand and an axe in the other.
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Granted, but they start to attack your family first.
I wish to have a pet dragon ^^
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Granted. You are now your own pet. This somehow causes a paradox. Our reality implodes. We die.
Thanks a lot, genius.
I wish that Wikipedia's information is 100% accurate, reliable and unchangable unless it is to support the first two.
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Granted. Wikipedia is now 0% accurate, unreliable and changable unless you are telling the truth.Sorry,did I just derp there?
I wish for something.
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Granted. Here is an evil Dragonite nicknamed something. He is extremely hungry and requires the flesh of his owner so he doesn't destroy his owner outright. And never derp around him.
I wish everyone had an evil Dragonite except me because I have the only tamed evil Dragonite. Oh and this tamed one is 100 stronger than anything.
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Granted but the tamed evil dragonite is still evil. It blows up your car "by accident".
I wish for a steadier hand.
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Granted, but now your feet/legs aren't very steady so when you try to walk you're always falling down.
I wish for some hot wings.
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Granted but I misread it so now you have a pair of flaming wings extending from your back. You are burnt to death.
I wish for a ninja mask!
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Granted, but the ninja mask cuts off your airways and you suffocate.
I wish for Jam roly poly
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Granted, but you get some of it on your new suit and you're on the way to a job interview, and as a result don't get the job that you wanted.
I wish for redemption, serenity, world peace, and world harmony.
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Granted, but aliens come down and blow earth up.
I wish for my sound to multiply.
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Granted but it blows off everyone's ear drum so no one can hear it.
I wish for a dragon for a knight to kill.
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Granted. Unfortunatly, it was the dragon of this near-immortal guy,who goes mad, kills you, and takes over the world.
I wish that it was a different dragon.
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Granted its you. A knight comes and your dead.
I wish for a punch that is recorded no where near my location and I am invincible at the time any way.
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Granted, but after the time passes, you die.
I wish for someone to post.
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GRan bU tis cplatealy illegbli
I wish for more money
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Granted, but the money burns right after.
I wish for a cute and harmless puppy.
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Granted, but the puppy's mother is the evil dragon from earlier.
I wish for a piece of sellotape.
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Granted, but it is too sticky and as soon as you touch it it becomes stuck to your hand and you can never get it off.
I wish for a wish.
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Granted but you become hopelessly obsessed and end up sitting in your room giggling wishing for more wishes.
I wish for love XD
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Granted. I hope you enjoy obsessive fangirls who gather outside your house and won't let you sleep and you collapse due to exhaustion and smash your head on something. You die.
I wish for slippers that are corrupted without a generic corruption, like "You lose them."
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Granted, but the puppy's mother is the evil dragon from earlier.
That's the best one for a while.
Granted,but they are the evil dragons slippers from earlier.
I wish for cake.(Pleasedothememepleasedothememe.)
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Granted but the cake is real this time. Here you go.
I wish for numbers.
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Granted. For reasons obscure, you are now strapped to a chair. Someone repeatedly shouts at you to remember while the FUDGING NUMBERS play in your head over and over again. You have a flashback. You die in the flashback. You die.
I wish for a the black Scottish cyclops to no longer be extinct because of a backstabbing alley skulker.
Hooray for obscure references.
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Granted, but after the cyclops is no longer extinct, you die and then the cyclops becomes extinct again and you don't even know it.
I wish I could sleep well and wake up at the right time.
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Granted, but My definition of 'Sleep well' Is 'DIE'
you die.
I wish that eragon the movie was/is better.
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Granted but the director died so you are now the director. A dragon escapes from the set and eats you.
I wish for a gun (yeah I'm falling into a trap here)
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*Sigh* O.K, I'll be as creative as I can.
Granted, but you kill steve bloomsbury, a husband to the infamous karen bloomsbury, who sent her private army after you. After a breif gunfight, you escape to italy, but, unfortunatly, one of the men you killed had a father who was once part of the itallian army, and his son was in the mafia. You,after a less breif gunfight, you escape again, this time to austrailia. As you step off the boat, you slip on a bannana peel. You crack your skull and fall into the sea. You die.
I wish the Inheritences' book 4, Inheritance, would come out allready, before I forget what the other 3 were about!
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IT'S A TRAP!
The book was a bomb.You died.
I wish for A TRAP!.
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Granted- hang on, Jirachi doesn't register the use of the word "trap" it explodes in YO FACE.
I wish for a smile from somebody.
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Granted, but its from an incredibly creepy old man, scarring you for life.
I wish I didnt start fifth year tomorrow.
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Granted. Time stops to ensure your wish and you live out your entire boring life in between one second and the next.
I wish for a washing machine
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Granted, but it's Rotom wash form and it doesn't want to wash your clothes. Instead it uses hydro pump on you.
I wish for a motorcycle.
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Granted. You ride it and crash severely. You die.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.
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Granted. Heres your cookie!
Oh yeah. I like trains. (If you get it, you can have a un-corrupted cookie)
I wish that I could throw up RAINBOWS!
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Granted, but you constantly throw up, meaning you can no longer make references to asdfmovies. (Was that cookie offer only for Unown Addict, or can I have one too?)
I wish for a Ditto encounter in Black.
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Granted, but it turns into the I like trains kid. You narrowly avoid the train only to get mistaken for a potato. You get squashed to pieces.
I wish for someone to know homestar runner.
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Granted, but they forget about it after a few seconds.
I wish to buy some memory for the human mind in Morrisons for £35. Preferably a non-blow-up one.
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Granted, but you constantly throw up, meaning you can no longer make references to asdfmovies. (Was that cookie offer only for Unown Addict, or can I have one too?)
Here ya go. Its in the post to atlantis.
Granted, but it Implodes Instead.
Q:Name me a good dragon film.
I Wish mr.mewto would edit his comment, or die.
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I wish for someone to know homestar runner.
This topic seems to be revealing a lot peoples likes. Honestly, first asdfmovies, now Homstar Runner.
I Wish mr.mewto would edit his comment, or die.
Granted, but he doesnt change his comment, dies, and you get a life sentence for killing someone.
I wish Mr Mewtwo wasnt dead.
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Granted,and you live the best life anyone has!(Yea,that's not bad,but a Legendary can bring good luck...oh what the heck.)But...you lose a non-important chicken nugget.
I wish for :D to realise that legendarys are immortal.
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Granted, but then I go and kill him just to prove it. (Us legendarys got to stick together.)
I wish it was the summer holidays.
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Here you go, a magical time-skip.
What's that? You haven't gotten sunscreen or air conditioning yet and the temperatures are at record highs?
Whoops~
I wish for a Dunsparce made of salt**ter taffy
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Granted, but a Zangoose comes and kills it then kills you.
I wish for a vicious bee to sting the person below several times and I don't get hurt or anything.
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... Granted, but it was a clone of me that healed quickly and pushed you down the stairs.
I wish for the Master (from Doctor Who)
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Granted, but he doesn't understand stupid. You get depressed because he won't talk to you. You jump off a cliff. You die.
I wish the debate over whether the Medic is an ex-Nazi would become so trollish it's actually funny.
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Granted, but they have it in your house, in your face, all day long...
I wish my A/C worked better :!
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Granted, but now you're broke from how much it costed to improve it (so you can't afford to run it).
I wish for a jukebox.
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Granted, but a bomb attached to a spring pops out and you blow up.
I wish I was rich.
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Granted, but you become too obsessed with your money and lose all your friends. You're now forever alone.
I wish people would stop being judgmental about things that shouldn't matter.
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Granted, but in order to fill everyone's perception of what should and shouldn't matter, nobody cares about anything anymore and the entire human race falls into anarchy and chaos.
I wish for a whole bunch of snuggly puppies
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Granted, but the puppies are snuggly and ferocious. They attack and bite you. You have to be sent to the hospital.
I wish for a phone that actually works.
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Granted, but you lost it and you can't get another one.
I wish I could write twenty-two good books.
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Granted, but for some strange reason the profits from their sales are not stored in a bank. They instead materialise in your house in the form of 1p coins. Your house eventually explodes because you couldn't be bothered to clear it up. You now have more holes than Osama Bin Laden's body in a town full of redneck white extremists. You die.
I wish for chicken, not corrupted with a generic and unimaginitive corruption.
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Granted, but the chicken's meat isn't cleaned properly. It has salmonella and you eat it and continuously vomit. You end up in the hospital. You die.
I wish for a magic wand so I can grant my own wishes without corruption.
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Granted, but you try to use expelliarmus on some pale snakey guy. You break the Law of Underage Magic. You are sent to Azkaban, where a monkey pushes you over repeatedly.
I wish for a wink
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Granted, but after that someone gives you an angry look. >:(
I wish for dark chocolate.
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Granted but George Bush won't care about you or your chocolate
I wish for a unicorn =3
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Granted, but it tramples you and spears you with its horn.
I wish for a pizza.
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Granted, but it's in the flavour you hate the most c:
I wish for people to stop corrupting wishes by making the wished-for object kill them etc. etc.
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Granted, but I hit you for spoiling my fun.
Lousy good for nothing... Spoiling my fun by not letting me say "You die."
I wish for a Houndour wearing a fez.
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Granted, but the Houndour lunges at you and tears you apart.
I wish for ear plugs.
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Granted, but they're too big to fit in your ears.
I wish for some glass cleaner.
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Granted. There's glass cleaner all in your house, drowning you.
I wish for a Staraptor with Intimidate!
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Granted. It intimidates you and you run away scared. It thinks you abandoned it and flies away and you never see it again.
I wish for a piece of carrot cake.
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Granted, you get carrots. and some cake.
I wish for Bob to take over the world.
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Granted, but in doing so they use up all their energy and combust.
I wish for an ornate uromastyx
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Granted, its on the top of that mountain. Go get it.
I wish for eternal life.
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Granted, but you live for so long that your body decays until you are just a walking rotty corpse. With no girlfriend/ boyfriend.
I wish for a mona lisa
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Granted. It's made of sheet metal. I hit you over the head repeatedly with it. You die.
I wish for socks made from Meowth skin fur.
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Granted, but I also forgot to scrape off the meat on the inside.
I wish for a cape made out of Zangoose fur.
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Granted. It comes with a Zangoose who is pretty mad about you taking her fur. Have fun ^^
I wish I could handle people better.
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Granted. Unfortunately, that guy on the bus isn't happy about you "handling" him. He clonks you over the head. You suffer severe brain hemorrhaging. You die.
I wish that bananas in pyjamas would stop coming down the stairs. It's really starting to scare me.
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Granted, they begin going up them instead... I wish barney the dinosaur wasn't purple
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Granted, but he's brown and yellow instead... D=
I wish for something good and not bad toward me.
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Granted, you're given a lifetime supply of rice pudding, which will surround you wherever you go.
You won't go hungry for quite a while P:
I wish I would stop being so short-tempered. c:
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Granted but when you go long-tempered, when you want to get really angry with somebody, you seem incredibly chirpy.
I wish that I Had a Ferrari Italia 458. That DOESN'T set fire.
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Granted. It gets set ON fire. You're in it. You can't get out. You die.
I wish I didn't procrastinate.
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Granted. You don't procrastinate when you're about to jump off a cliff. You die.
I wish for rich land for planting crops in my backyard.
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Granted. But no rum. You proceed to ask "Why is the rum gone?" And then commit suicide in fire.
You Fry (Oh yeah, revengineer. I can think of more imaginitive death words than you.)
I wish that captain jack sparrow would appear, but nothing he can do, or cause, can harm me or my family.
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Granted, but he harms your friends.
I wish for an A in all my classes next year.
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Granted. You get a A in flying.
You fly.
into a wall.
stuff happens.
I wish that I smelt like the man who your man could smell like.
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Granted but It makes no sense, so nothing happens.
I wish that I was Ken Block
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Granted. Having no knowledge of this "Ken Block" I decide that he is Justin Bieber. You get a mail bomb. YOU FRY
I wish for a hamster
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Granted. It has fun with you for many hamster years and dies peacefully. Nobody dies but him.
OR SO WE THOUGHT! Because a few days later, he comes back as a giant flesh eating zombie hamster that noms your brains. You die. Sort of.
I wish people would get the Old Spice references made by a certain member of the site.
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Granted but now everyone is sick of them.
I wish my migraine would go away
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Granted, but you get a headache instead.
I wish for 3D max.
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Granted, but then it implodes.
I wish I could sleep more, but not too much.
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Wish granted. Only instead of regular rest, you are routinely put under by anesthesia (courtesy of the Medic) and have all of your organs removed over time and experimented on in the Medic's free time.
:)
Genie! I wish for the Nile!!!
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Granted, but you get a headache instead.
Eh, a headache isn't worse than a migraine so I win!
Granted, but I thought you said Niall, so you get the son of my neighbour.
I wish for Meet the Medic already :U
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Granted, but in order for it to come out so quickly, it requires a sacrifice. Namely, you. You die.
I wish my feet were all snug and warm, not cold and uncomfortable.
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Granted. I chop your head off and you die. Now your feet are all snug and warm under the soil in the graveyard.
I wish for a refreshing glass of water.
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Granted, but I got the water from a mud puddle so it isn't all that refreshing.
I wish for a victini plushie.
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Granted. Oh, you wanted a Plushie? Oh. I hope you enjoy a fire rabbit that's been locked in a dark basement for 200 years.
I wish I didn't get that feeling you get when it's hot and you get all nauseous.
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Granted. You never feel hot again. You freeze to death, but luckily you don't feel nauseous
I wish for a scotsman
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Granted, but that Scotsman was the Demoman and he proceeded to blow you to smithereens C:
I wish I wasn't so irritated at the world right now >:\
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Granted. Instead, the world is all irritated at you. Inanimate objects included.
I wish that BT had less useless customer service staff.
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Granted, but now there are useless customers instead.
I wish for a hat. An ordinary hat.
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Granted. It's so ordinary, it hurts everybody's eyes, including yours.
I wish for some yoghurt.
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Granted. Having no knowledge of this "Ken Block" I decide that he is Justin Bieber. You get a mail bomb. YOU FRY
I wish for a hamster
I wish people would get the Old Spice references made by a certain member of the site.
:D
Granted.
What?
Oh yeah, your now allergic to dairy products.
I wish I didnt have to go to mexico tomorrow.
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Oh yeah, your now allergic to dairy products.
Already allergic to dairy products. I win! P:
Granted, you get to the plane but it mysteriously vanishes. As you go back home silently celebrating, you find the plane where your house should be. It's obviously crashed.
I wish for some more lip balm!
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Granted but you get so much that it mutates and blows the world up.
I wish that I Had an Eight-pack
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Granted, but then you lose all of your hair and only manage to grow one curly lock of blonde hair which flops down onto your face from your forehead.
[Is it even possible to get an 8-pack?]
I wish for a dark, navy blue wig c:
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Dark navy blue wig get. Only it went to a hippo in Africa who now plays hippo #4 in the Broadway Musical 'The Lion King' C:
I wish my cosplay would be finished already Q_Q
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Granted. It was finished. Though you couldn't wait through the last second until it would finish. So you left just before it was finished. You fell asleep on your bed and woke up to remember nothing.
I wish I had an awesome pokemon dream that wouldn't change into a nightmare. I wouldn't have this dream for a long time nor a short time, though.
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Granted, you have a good pokemon dream for an average amount of time. However, you do not remember it.
I wish for some rum.
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Granted. You get so drunk. You drive a car. You experience a massive crash. You die.
I wish for a tennis court in my backyard.
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Granted. Your house is now the new Wimbledon. Say hello to overpriced food, tourists, boring commentary, and the constant thwacking of the ball. You decide to move. But because you're on the top floor of a very high flat that also happens to be a grease storage area, you slip and fall out of a window. You die.
I wish for a box containg red paint, a name tag, and a description tag. Did I mention this box and all of the contents must be uncorruptable by generic corruptions? Because it's part of my wish.
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Granted. A kid steals it when you're not looking, though P:
I wish for a 2DS c:
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Granted. Then I smash it into pieces right in front of you.
I wish for an indoor jacuzzi.
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What is that?Meh, I'll give you some jam for indoors.
I wish for a Dryosaur.
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Granted. Then I kill it and its dead body falls on you and crushes you. You die.
I wish for a cute kitty that wouldn't scratch or hurt me or anyone, wouldn't get stolen, and I wouldn't be allergic to it.
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Granted! But it promptly dies of ebola C:
I wish I was home for the summer. As much as I love this family, I can't stay here another 12 weeks. I just can't.
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Granted. You are home for the summer. I firebomb your house and you die.
I wish for a warm sesame seed bagel.
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The bagel sings a Cher song and implodes. You cry from the horror.
I wish for an apple pie.
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Granted. It's not poisoned, it's the rigt temperature, there's enough of it for you to be content with, and you can eat it.
Unfortunately, that was MY apple pie. I beat your face in for taking my apple pie. You die.
I wish that every villain was lemons.
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Granted. But after that they were limes.
I wish for unlimited wishes.
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Granted but that was your last wish... I wish for chocolate cake
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Granted. I steal it from you and eat it.
I wish for a 3DS.
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Granted, its at the bottom of that volcano.
I wish for something that does not exist.
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Granted. You get a real live shiny Zangoose. It claws you in the throat. You die.
I wish I had a clean mansion that will not get destroyed, that I will not get bored of, and it's not haunted.
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Granted. It doesn't get destroyed, it's not haunted, and you never will get bored of it. That's because you were run over by a JCB while it was being built.
I wish for a cookie
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Granted, but it's quite moldy. c:
I wish for a wireless keyboard.
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Granted, but it dosn't work I wish for my violin strings not to be broken :-(
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Granted. Everything else in your violin is broken except the strings.
I wish for a cute groundhog that would not bite, would not carry diseases/ticks/rabies/fleas/etc., would not do anything bad in my house, would be allowed to stay, would not poop or pee, would not die, and would not run away. =P
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Granted so now all it does is lay there, losing various organs and body parts without ever getting diseases. While it can't die, you have to look at its awful body everyday because it can't runaway. Plus it hates you because you caused this but it can't bite or do bad things to your house so it just lays there angrily wishing for your demise. How evil.
I wish for a tuning.
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Granted. But that was the last tuning you will ever receive.
I wish for snow! :)
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Granted but some idiot peed his name in your lawn.
I wish I had all the powers of Sub-Zero
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Granted. You're frozen.
I wish for 1 year old milk.
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Granted you got 1 year old "Goat" Milk
I wish for one of every Yugioh Card in existence.
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Granted. Here is one of every Yugioh Card in existence. By the way, I have a suspicion those are fake since the real game is called Yu-Gi-Oh. Sorry, but you gotta be precise.
I wish for a present.
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Wish granted. It explodes 'cuz it was a bomb.
I wish I had ghost powers.
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Granted. You're dead. But we're all out of powers, sorry.
I wish I had a wish that you couldn't corrupt.
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Granted, but it is only this one it applies to so either way you get nothing.
I wish that my sisters weren't so noisy.
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Granted. Now they cant talk.
I wish for a blanket.
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Granted. But it's literally a wet blanket, you get kicked out of your home and need to use it while soaking wet to keep yourself warm in minus 50 degree F weather, catch pneumonia, and die a horrible death! The end!
I wish Natalie Portman would spontaneously combust!
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Granted... Who the heck is Natalie Portman?! Well, she's dead now so who cares.
I wish (kid in class) would quit staring at me like the stalker that he is!
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Granted. He is now dead and you caused his death!
I wish I had a stop motion video camera!
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Granted. Now it's the creepy kid from Georgia we all know and hate staring at you all the time, every single day.
Forever.
And Ever. >:3
(DANGIT SNIPED)
Grnted; it makes the whole world slow motion.
I wish something good was on TV D<
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Granted. Now your TV is broken!
I wish I had a cute little squirrel named Mr. Fluffikins!
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Granted. A stray dog just took Mr. Fluffikins in his foamy jaws and ripped him to shreds.
No more Mr.Fluffikins!!! MUAHAHAHA!
I wish I had some pudding...
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Granted. It expired now.
I wish I had a credit card!
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Granted. But too bad the same stray dog ripped it into shreds and ran away.
I wish I had un-expired pudding...
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Granted. Now your allergic to pudding!
I wish I had a cute fluffy lovable little Yorkie named Cuddles!
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Granted. Now the same dog that chewed up the credit card and squirrel gave Cuddles rabies and he died.
I wish my cat wasn't an evil demon.
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Granted cause I accidentally shot it with a 12 gauge Shotgun while I was deer hunting.
I wish my parents and brother were still alive and I don't die on the wishes backfire.
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Granted. You also don't die but turn into a ventriloquist dummy voiced by Jeff Dunham and thrown away after one appearance because the audience hated everything about you!
I wish Gwenyth Paltrow was dead instead of Heath Ledger!
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Granted, but Heath Ledger has the heart attack anyway and dies. What a waste of a wish...
I wish that my wish wasn't corrupted.
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Granted, but your next wish gets corrupted worse than you can imagine.
I wish to be more awesome than Chuck Norris.
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Granted, but your body is not capable of handling such levels of awesome, and thus, it disintergrates. You die.
I wish for a highly unstable hydrogen bomb to be placed in my garden, while it is constantly being kicked by an angry dwarf.
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Granted but it's an unstable mini H-Bomb so when it blows up only your block goes.
I wish I could transform people into what ever I want just by looking and thinking about what i want them to be and my head and other vital organs would be destroyed from it.
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Granted. Unfortunatly, you decided to test it in front of mirror and well...
I wish it was 12:00
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Granted It's 12:00 in China
I wish I had a voodoo doll of my sister
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Granted. unfortunately for you she ALSO wished for a voodoo doll and stabbed you to death!
I wish I had infinite money!
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Granted but it's all counterfeit
I wish I could time travel.
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Granted, but when you go back in time, you cause the death of your great x 10 grandparents and you cease to exist, creating a time paradox.
I wish for a fish to be my dish.
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Granted your now eating Spaghetti off a fish.
I wish I can rewind life and then redo events I want to change.
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Granted. You redo the events you wished to change, but the animate object involved do things you weren't expecting them to do.
I wish for a wish that can wish for another wish.
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Granted. Here is a ring that gives you infinite wishes with no negative effects whatsoever and can undo any wish you make so you can change it and ask for something else and you won't have to worry about lacking wishes. Oh wait, you didn't wish for this? Sorry, I guess this goes next door.
I wish for a PlaystationWii60 Slim XL Portable Computer that can play everything in the world with free online and can't break or get any viruses no matter what happens.
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Granted but the companies that make the systems recalled them for their unstable mini nuclear power cores.
I wish I had Assassin's Creed Signature Edition that I would win in a Assassin's Creed Trivia Contest.
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Granted, but it is lost in the mail.
I wish for a Llama. :3
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Granted here's your "llama" badge
I wish I could teleport myself into video games
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Granted, but you can't teleport yourself out.
I wish for rocket-powered boots.
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Granted, but you can't teleport yourself out.
I wish for rocket-powered boots.
Sweet Assassin's Creed Brotherhood here I come.
Granted They're out of fuel
I wish I had a hookblade
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Granted. It is in your skull and you are dead!
I wish Meredith Viera would get mauled by a polar bear that thinks she's a seal because she is wearing a brown fur coat!
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Granted but you were mauled first.
I wish I had a real Glaceon.
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Granted. Now it suddenly changed to a Trubbish! Meh.
I wish I had more Key Lime Pie yogurt....
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Granted but it is extremely expired and moldy....
I wish I could get a new computer!
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granted you stole Bill Gates Computer and got arrested
I wish I could get my sister to stop being Wiccan
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Granted. She is now practicing Santeria!
I wish I could get more money!
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(What's that?)
Granted you get 300000 Yen
I wish to be able to speek Japanese
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granted it is a dead language now!
I wish I had a new microwave!
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Granted; it explodes and you die
I wish my dear Ivan loved me just as much as I love him~ <33333
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Granted. Only is he in love with you, he's OBSESSED with you and follows and watches everything you do including showering and cutting your toenails. You then have to file an extreme restraining order against him....
I wish for a video camera!
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Granted it is an old 1980's camera
I wish I had an animus
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granted but your ancestors were all accountants with boring lives.
i wish for cool trainers.
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Granted. Ash and others visit you. Don't like it? Oh well.
I wish for the colour orange to be put on the floor right in front of me and isn't actually real either.
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Granted here are orange tinted sunglasses now everything you see through them are orange bad news is their radioactive so you got luekemia.
I wish I had the Millenium Puzzle
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Granted. There is a spirit inside, yes, but it's of a villager from Kul Elna. Have a guess at what might happen next.
I wish for a half-decent phone.
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Granted. But sorry, it's fully decent... That does count as corrupted right?
I wish for a tank.
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Granted. You get a septic tank.... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I wish I could meet Chaka Khan!
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...Who then beats you to death with a large golden sculpture of a muscular Australian man. You die.
I wish for a giant sandwich.
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Granted you get one giant Knuckle Sandwich
I wish that whatevr I wrote became real
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Granted. Since you wrote Knuckle Sandwich, it becomes real and gets you as well.
I wish everyone would have a happy Christmas ;)
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Granted. But everyone is so happy they dont buy anything,so the shops dont get any money,so the ecomny is even more stuffed.
I wish for a pillow
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I... I think that's actually a pillow case I gave you... Filled with rabid rats.
As for me, I wish that I could control time.
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Granted. You turn into Dialga and are THEN captured by some 10 year old kid with a Master Ball and kept inside a tiny space in a PC box in a Pokemon Center!
I wish I had a crock pot and George Foreman grill....
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(I traveled back in time so that I was a human again.)
Granted. You fall into the grill after Link slices you open and your internal organs sizzle on the flaming coals. I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish.
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Granted...no corruption.
I wish that the above wish didn't count.
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granted, it now doesn't know the order of any of the numbers.
I wish I had necromancy
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Well then, you have necromancy, but you fall randomly into the Grand Canyon. I wish to die.
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Granted. You reincarnate and still wanna die.
I wish for a random fruit.
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Justin Bieber appears at your doorstep. I want infinite wishes.
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Granted but if you noticed, we all have infinite wishes.
I wish for a pony that can beat a giant robot that fires missiles.
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Granted. The pony can beat the robot, but it is currently asleep and bursts, upon contact with a missile, into a brilliant flurry of flames. The robot begins to chase you. I wish for anybody who corrupts this wish to die.
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Granted, but it can't be corrupted because there's nothing to corrupt in the first place.
I wish for some soya milk c:
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Granted. The soy milk turns to acid and spills into your mouth. How very gruesome. I wish for nothing.
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Granted. You get nothing!
I wish I had money!
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You get one penny, but as you are suddenly in Hawaii for some reason, it melts in a volcano. I still wish for nothing.
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You get a bowl of ramen! Ha, you have something now!
I wish for some ramen...
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Haha! I tricked you! *slurps ramen* As for your wish, I toss a single saliva-covered, half eaten ramen noodle at you, then I spill the leftover broth on your head.
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Oh sad.
I wish for my hair to be clean since he dumped ramen broth all over my head.
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It is clean. I spill more ramen on you after it is clean. I wish for nothing.
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Granted. You dissappear into oblivion.
I wish for a motorcycle/bike.
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I am magically brought back from oblivion. The motorcycle runs you over. I wish to grant my own wishes, to have multiple wishes in one post, and to be completely invincible.
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I grant all 3. Unfortunately you already gave multiple wishes so that is invalid. Granting your own wishes means they aren't wishes AND if you haven't noticed, we're all invincible here.
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You're banned for not making a wish. :P
I wish I could get more sleep.
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Granted, but you will always have nightmares
I wish I had £10000000
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Granted. You HAD £10000000!
I wish my finances would be higher....
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Granted, but you get mugged, then cyber mugged
I wish To be immortal
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Granted. You are now a rock!
I wish I had a Playstation Vita with the new Mortal Kombat game!
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Granted, but both break 5 minutes after you begin using them
I wish I had a big cake
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Granted, but it disappears.
The cake is a lie, my friend.
I wish for grief counselling.
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Granted, you have a councillor that gives you grief
I want to meet Superman
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Granted. This homeless man I met on the street is pretty super right?
I wish for lion with a horn on his head would appear and he can't hurt, touch, hear or speak to me.
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You become best friends, then it gets ran over because he couldn't hear your warnings
I wish to have a tardis
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Granted, but the Original Version Master is inside with his Turn People Into Barbie Dolls Gun. (His actual weapon in the old days, I kid you not.)
I wish for the 6 Nations Tournament to be declared illegal.
-
Granted, but all of the angry ex-rugby players turn on YOU.
I wish for a nice girlfriend.
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Granted, but she's only your girlfriend in the sense that she's a girl who's you're friend. You ask her out. She refuses. You get depressed. You commit suicide. You die.
I wish I had a sandwich that was only corruptible via overly-complicated methods.
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Granted, but the sandwich was on the worlds most wanted list, and got nuked be several countries. No sandwich for you.
I wish for an ability which means I control people's minds.
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Granted, but everyone can control your mind, and your power to control minds
I wish I could date Karen gillan
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Granted, but she breaks your heart and leaves you for some jerk.
I wish I could write in blue text without looking like an idiot.
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Granted, but the background is the same blue as the words
I wish they made more good episodes of sliders and torchwood
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Granted, but they're so horribly bad, that your eyes explode, and your ears burn themselves. From various causes, you die.
I wish for an unstable and extremely explosive stack of dynamite next to a leaking oil refinery next to forest fire. What could possibly go wrong?
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The forest fire dies out before you can get to it? idk, but wish granted!
*supports explosive stuff*
I wish for a neat stack of plain paper c:
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Granted, but under it is a Granade set to blow as soon as you see it
I wish that everyone had heard that the bird is the word
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Granted. You have made no sense.
I wish I really knew what the above wish was supposed to say.
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So you have not heard?
Why that's odd
I was under the impression that everyone had heard... Go to the YouTube link now
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bIrd, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
So your wish is now granted, no strings attached
I wish I had the full family guy box set
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granted, you have the entire family guy boxset ... on betamax. Good luck watching that.
I wish I had the powers of a necromancer
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Granted... But the living kill you
I wish I was a billionaire (so fricking bad)
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Granted. They say money is the root of all evil, so a huge evil tree grows in your house. It's so evil, Hitler comes back to life and causes WW3. We all die.
Nice going, genius.
I wish to die by suffocating in a sea of kittens.
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I like that way
Granted, you die in a sea, with a dozen drowning kittens around you
I wish this game actually granted these corrupted wishes
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Granted, but then they get corrupted themselves and so the corrupted wishes become un-corrupted. c:
I wish that my Snivy would come soon..
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Granted but it's name is "UBERDERP" is level 100 and has the worst possible moveset for a Snivy ever.
I wish for an endless supply of pies to throw at people.
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Granted, but they get an endless supply of grenades to throw at you. They explode all around you. You die.
I wish that my eyes weren't turned into somebody's pets.
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Granted, but your hands, feet, nose and hair become my pets
I wish to die(ha corrupt this one *******)
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Granted.
You are now immortal, working for a textile company, dying.
And by dying, I mean colouring clothes.
(HA.)
I wish for a wish within a wish, within a wish, within a dream, within a small goat named Larry.
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Granted, larry drenpt that I wished that you wished that sylar wished you were poor
I wish that Jesus was real
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he is
therefore your wish is corupted without wishing
i wish i could use fus ro dah
I LIKE BREAD
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Fus ro dah
There you go. Granted
What is that btw
I wish for a warm apple pie
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Granted. The apple pie is so warm, in fact, that it is almost boiling. Your attempt to nom it does not go down well. You die. Of internal boiling.
I wish for a benevolent Italian pastry chef to do my bidding.
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Granted, he does your bidding... On eBay
I wish I could fly
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Granted. You fly to the top of the Empire State Building. Unfortunately, you slam into it and fall to the ground. Hard. The Empire State Building is then moved to my house, because my Italian Pastry Chef bought it. ON EBAY.
I wish for a cow that is smaller than me.
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Graned, but then I fall on it because I flew into the empire state building where the small cow happens to be.
(ps touché)
I wish I could freely travel in time
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You can freely travel through time.
Involuntarily.
I wish to remove my limbs in a non-painful manner requiring no outside help.
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granted, but you can't put them back on
I wish I could meet death without dying or suffering any amount of pain
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Granted... He kills everyone else and tells you you are immortal and alone... Forever
I wish I had a dragon that did what I asked it to do
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Granted. Unfortunately, he does what everyone else tells him to do as well. The resulting maelstrom of commands results in him overloading and exploding (cos hes a robot :D)
I wish for an invincible robot. Who kills me.
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granted, but he kills you in a torturous way and then revives you. the cycle is repeated for eternity
i wish for a new, silver audi r8 spyder
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granted, but you can't put them back on
...why would i have them removed if i wanted to put them back on
you receive the spyder but it sets on fire when touched.
i wish for the love and approval of my parents and peirs
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Granted, but you get smothered by it to death.
I wish for a wish.
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Granted, but that wish is also corrupted
I wish I could have mastery over time and space
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Granted, but it will tear the fabric of space-time, destroying you.
I wish Pokemon exist in the real world!
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Granted, after manky toe your face off. Snorlax eats you.
I wish I had a working ipad2
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granted, but it is stolen and you go to jail...
i wish for a signed copy of the hunger games :)
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Granted, even better, first edition brand new signed, one of a kind worth millions of pounds... You reach out to grasp it... And spontaneously combust, killing you and destroying the book
Meuahaha.
I wish... For a peice of chockolate cake...
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Granted, except the chocolate was made by your dog.
I wish that Latias could breed.
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Granted, but she can only breed through incest.
I wish for an orange smiley rather than a light green-blue one.
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Granted, but it likes knives. Better run Sizacu...
I wish for some stuff.
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granted, you have some stuff that eats all you other stuff, including itself when it is done...
i wish for a grenade with the pin pulled out (it is ready to explode if i let go of it)
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Granted, it explodes a millisecond after you drop it, exploding itself and you at the same time.
I wish for a wish to wish about a wish with a wish.
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Granted, but it gets stuck in limbo.
WISHCEPTION. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71gaZnYgOU)
I wish for turkey sandwich. No funny tricks though, you hear? Make sure it's a little moist - not soggy.
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Granted, but the turkey is still alive.
I wish to not have a corrupted wish.
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Granted. Sadly the ensuing paradox causes you to marry Simon Cowell.
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I wish people would follow the rules and MAKE A WISH!!!!!
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Granted, but you end up losing a valuable trinket after reading it.
I wish there was a suitable genre video store in this town.
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Granted, but it is part of game group plc and doomed
I hope no-one noticed I forgot to post a wish, especially bearing in mind my last post
I wish for a FULLY WORKING amazon kindle 4
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Granted! In this case I will make a wish.
I wish for a double choclate cookie. :)
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Granted. But the chocolate came from the toilet.
I wish I could freeze time.
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Granted, but you can never unfreeze time. Thanks a bunch, mate.
I wish for a pet monkey assasin butler that obeys my commands without error, argument or betrayal
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Granted. Then I kill it. Then you.
I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time.
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Granted but you freeze in time too so you can't do anything.
I wish I could travel between the stars and dance on the moons of Jupiter. :D
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Granted. I'll let you do that for an hour, before I send you hurtling towards the sun.
I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time so that I don't freeze myself as well. :P
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Granted. Dialga comes by and freezes you in time before you can freeze time itself c:
I wiiiiish for 3 sharp claws.
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Granted, thrown at your head... So you die.
I wish for an immortal pet monkey assasin butler that obeys my commands without error, argument or betrayal
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Granted! But you slowly grow old and die of a mysterious disease. Now since your monkey is a immortal assasin butler, it takes of the world.
I wish to go to candyland for 2 hours. ~_~
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Granted, but if you eat anything a pack of candy lions eat you.
How on earth is it bad if, after I die my monkey butler assasin takes over the world? That would be AWSOME!
I wish donkey was real! Yes, a shrek reference, people
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Granted! But his constant and relentless enquiries slowly drives you to insanity and eventual suicide.
I wish to have the power to have any power I want :-)
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Granted. You have the power to corrupt wishes. :P
I wish I could fly in my dreams again.
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Granted... But if you fly, the evil ring barer wrath things find and kill you.
I wish I was Sheldon cooper
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Granted! But all of the sciemcey stuff going through your head is to much to handle, and your head explodes :3
I wish that i can never be friendzoned :D
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Granted, now everybody hates you, and doesn't want you as a friend
I wish I could think of a wish
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Granted. You know what to wish for. But you already used up your wish. Too bad.
I wish all your wishes would corrupt themselves.
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Granted, but you have just cause a paradox in time and space, thus sending you into an oblivion of misery and anxiety. lol.
I wish for my wish to be wished upon the below poster =P
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Granted i wish for a cookie for u and it explodes in your face and now your lower intestine is blowing t a very large size and now u need to poop but u cant so uexplode and thers crap every where
I wish for rouge the bat to be real and shecomes to my house and i die.
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Granted, then eggman kills her and sonic and takes over the world
I wils for a big bowl of cheeses chiPs and gravey
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Granted, then eggman kills her and sonic and takes over the world
I wils for a BIG bowl of cheeses chiPs and gravey
Granted. You get a !!BIG!! bowl of cheeses, chips, and gravey like you said. The bowl is so big that it lands on you. You get crushed. You die.
I wish for that I could fall asleep and dream good dreams anytime I want and wake up anytime I want.
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Granted, but you get addicted and choose never to wake up
I wish I could spell
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Granted, you now can cast dark magic spells that backfire and kill you.
I wish I had a real lightsaber.
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Granted, but you power it up while holding it the wrong way and it kills you
I wish I was a dragon
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Granted, but you also have the power to inhale fire (as opposed to exhaling it) and you cook yourself from the inside out!
I wish for the ability to fly and breathe underwater so that there would be no limit to where I could travel.
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Granted. You CAN fly but only can live uderwater since your lungs turn into gills....
I wish Black 2 and White 2 would come out sooner!
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Granted, and they are awful because they got rushed
I wish for more wishes
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Granted. You have more wishes, but they cannot be granted.
I wish for a million dollars.
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Granted. You now have one million dollars. In monopoly money.
I wish for a free trip to New York.
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Granted. You go by plane. The plane crashes. You're dead. =[
I wish for the person below to get a shiny Lugia that is not hacked.
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Granted. It is SLICED!
I wish my package would get here!!!!
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Granted. It has a bomb inside. You die in the explosion.
I wish I ruled the world.
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Granted. You rule the world. And by the world, I mean Mars. You are now the proud owner of a planet filled with nothing but rocks and dust. Happy?
I wish for five As in my exams.
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Granted. Your 5 exams are multiple choice and have ten choices and the answer "A" only appears once in each one and the exams have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000 questions....
I wish I had my very own Jigglypuff!
-
Granted. You have a Jigglypuff. A dead one, that is.
I wish for a copy of Ace Attorney: Investigations. Seriously, I can't find it anywhere.
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Granted. You now have a copy but it is stolen and you go to jail....
I wish I had a little Yorkie named Cuddles who could do the most adorable tricks ever known to man....
-
Granted, then you wake up.
I wish I could tea party with the Mad Hatter.
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Granted. Oh, wait, you meant the Alice and Wonderland Mad Hatter, not the one from Batman. Oh well, too late now, he's killed you.
I wish for the Avenger's movie on a non pirate DVD.
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Granted. It is on a Penguin DVD....
I wish I had some ice cream....
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Granted. You have some ice cream. But no tub or cone, so if you want it, you'll have to lick it off the ground.
I wish to be able to get past the bit I'm stuck on in Skyward Sword, and to never be stuck in any game ever again.
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Granted. You beat the game. But at the end of Skyward Sword, the game tells you that if you want to save progress after defeating Demise, you will lose all progress and restart in Hero Mode. In hero mode you take damage twice as fast, and you click yes. ((this is all true. I beat the game and actually clicked yes. =( ))
I wish that I didn't click "Yes" when it asked if I wanted to restart and play in Hero Mode.
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Granted. You didn't press "Yes". Or "No". Instead, your Wii caught fire while you were making your decision.
I wish for a working Time Machine.
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Granted. You have a working time machine. You step in for a test. While you're hurtling through time and space, I damage the machine. You get stuck between time and space. Forever. It is very unpleasant.
I wish I could pee in my dreams without wetting my real bed.
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Granted. Instead, you will randomly pee yourslef the next day at the most inconvenient and awkwardest time during the day, like in front of your crush, etc...
I wish that the friend zone didn't exist.
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Granted, no-one wants to be friends with anyone so we either hate each other or go out with each other. And, of course, in a world like this, only the best looking people have any friends as they are the only ones that can pick up people
I wish I lived in a world where everyone has heard that the bird is the word (3 guesses what I watched last night
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Granted. It is now universally known...
...As being the most shunned word since saying it will bring death and chaos to innocent people!!!!
I wish I had a new computer....
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Granted, but the monitor constantly plays the Trololo Song, so you can't use it.
I wish I had a working copy of Pokemon Blue.
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Granted, but you don't have a game-boy to play it on.
I wish for a working Wii U.
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Granted, but no games to play with it and there are no wii u games in existence.
I wish BLOPS 2 will be the best game EVA!!
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Granted. It's the best game ever....to crash and set your house on fire....
I with I had some shrimp scampi!
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Granted. You get the new Shrimp Scampi Frita from Olive Garden. But it's VERY expensive, so you eat it but you can't pay for it. Now you have to spend your time working off ALL of the money by cleaning Olive Garden's toilets. They are very dirty.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted. Everyone stops and permenantly forgets how to fight with each other and it is VERY peaceful....
...Until the aliens come and take over the planet and easily enslaves us all since no one knows how to defend themselves now. Feeling good about yourself now?
I wish I had a George Foreman grill!!!!
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Granted. It falls on you. You're dead.
I wish for a pie.
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Granted. It falls on you. You're dead.
I wish for a pie.
Granted you may have a pie..in your face
I wish you could catch shaymin in black without an event
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Granted. You catch a Shaymin and send it out into battle when it Transforms back into a Ditto....
I wish my package would come!
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Granted you may have a pie..in your face
I already knew that was coming. Tasty.
Granted. But...you find a bomb inside. SPLAT!
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You forgot the wish. I'll go next.
I wish I had a copy of every single mainstream Pokemon game, the platform to play it on, and the means to get past event Pokemon.
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Granted, but their all in a foreign language that you can't understand.
I wish for a way of getting knowledge into my brain without the need for hours of studying.
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Granted. Unfortunately for you this makes you a super genius and are seen as a HUGE threat to all civilization that the world's government (including the Middle East) decide to lock you away in a cell far underground to die all alone and never to see sunlight or another living being ever again. You then become extremely insane and lose all your humanity in you prison....
I wish I had some ice cream!
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Too easy
Granted, you have the ice cream used in the viral 2 girls 1cup... In your face!
I wish I could date Karen Gillian.
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Granted. You date her, the date goes horribly, she dumps you, and you fall into a state of eternal depression.
I wish for a working, non-foreign copy of Pokemon White and a working, non-foreign, 3DS to play it on.
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Granted, but the police see it and, believing it is a bomb, shoot you. This spurs riots, starting like last years riots, But progressing to full blown war between the government and the people. In an attempt to contain us, the government places us in 13 districts. When the rebellion continues, they destroy district 13 as an example. They then force each district to give a boy and a girl each year to fight to the death. This carets on for 74 years till... Read the hunger games trilogy to get the rest, I cba typing all 3 books worth of events up.
Th point is, all that suffering, just cos you wanted a games console.
I ask for nothing
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I
Please help my people
The poor and downtrod
More
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Granted, but Disney sue you for quoting the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I wish it was the end of June 2012.
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Granted, but the missing month and a half cause a gap in time that causes cracks in time and space destroying everything within a week.
I wish I could touch MC Hammer
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Granted. Unfortunately for you it was a "BAD" touch and Hammer slams you with a multi billion dollar lawsuit and you are then sentence 10000000000000000000000 years in proson without a possibility of parole!
I wish I had a new computer.
-
Granted, but it's H.A.L and he kills you.
I wish for non-foreign copies of every single mainstream Pokemon game, and non-foreign consoles to play them on, and a means to get event only Pokemon.
(I will win, Lugia95...)
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(No, no you will not.)
Granted. You now have every event only Pokemon. In real life. Of course, taking all the legendaries out of their natural habitat only makes them angry, and they destroy both you and the games/consoles you got through the wish before you have the chance to play them.
I wish for the Professor Layton/Phoenix Wright cross-over to be released in Britain today, and for HMV to stock enough that I can buy it.
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Granted... It costs £1000 and is awful.
I wish I was drunk
-
Granted. You are drunk....
...In jail!
I wish I had a Yorkie Puppy!
-
Granted, you have a tiny yorkie chocolate bar.
I wish for the universe to explode.
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Wish granted, but we moved to another universe just in time.
I wish I was a cat called Angelkit.
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Granted. You get killed in cat form.
I wish for an orange.
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Granted. When you come near it, it squirts its juice more or less into your eye as a self-defence mechanism thing.
I wiiiish for a Magnum.
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Granted. Trojans are better, but you can still have a Magnum. It's been used. ==D:
I wish I could sleep.
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Granted. Trojans are better, but you can still have a Magnum. It's been used. ==D:
.... I wish I had never looked that up.
Granted, but be aware of the anti-sleep police around, hm?
I wish for a cardboard box.
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Granted but there are an infinite number of angry cats inside.
I wish I wasn't feeling so dizzy right now. :[
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Granted but you're forced to spin a circle for the rest of the week listening to: "You spin me right around"...
I wish to have really big macho muscles. :p
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Granted. Then you get arrested for using steroids!
I wish for all the Happy Tree Friends DVDS!
-
Granted... but its all in Russian!
I wish to be the best musician in the world!
-
Granted but, scared of your tallents, you attract an old horror film style mob and are hunted, feared for Being too good
I wish I could murder people and not get arrested
-
Geanted. You are John "Jigsaw" Krammer. You had your throat cut open with an electric knife and are now dead....
I wish for a fluffy little bunny!
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Granted, you get a fluffy little evil bunny!
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110712053836/fairlyoddparents/en/images/thumb/e/e0/EvilBunny.jpg/816px-EvilBunny.jpg)
I wish for a portal to a minecraft world.
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Granted, you get a fluffy little evil bunny!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute! :3
Granted. The portal DOES go to a Minecraft World and opens up over a lava pit which you then fall into and get burned alive upon exiting it!
I wish to meet Chaka Khan!
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Granted, but it's just Chaka in antique Mongolian clothing.
I wish to somehow get my Enigma Berry back.
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granted. you get a nenigma berry... with a nuke attatched to it, so when you try to use it it blows up, destroung your charector, team and half of whatever region you charector is in (i assume unova)
i wish i could have a TARDIS that i was able to control and didnt have any anemies hidden in it
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Granted. You get one with MILLIONS of Justin Biebers and Rebecca Blacks which you find out in ten seconds is MUCH worse. And when you try to kill them, they multiply and you eventually go insane that you get lock up permanently in an asylum!
I wish I had a new computer!
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granted, there is a nuke attached to it, and when you power it up... boom
i said WITHOUT enemies. justin beibers and rebecca blacks count as enemies
wish i could have a TARDIS that i was able to control and didnt have any enemies (including AWFUL singers luke justin beiber and rebecca black) hidden in it
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Granted. You blow up.
I wish I was a Doctor Who fan...
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Granted. You blow up.
I wish I was a Doctor Who fan...
I looove that show!
Granted but you're forced be just like the Doctor. You live in a blue portapotty called Tarids.... forced to watch episode after episode.
I wish to have super strength! ** flexes**
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Granted. You are Heracles. Then Your wife gives you a shirt that was dipped in some poisonous blood and you put it on. It then burns into your skin and you can't remove it and end up dying a VERY painful death....
I wish I had a pet rock from the 70's!
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Granted. You are Heracles. Then Your wife gives you a shirt that was dipped in some poisonous blood and you put it on. It then burns into your skin and you can't remove it and end up dying a VERY painful death....
I wish I had a pet rock from the 70's!
That sounds extremly painful... not gonna lie.... xP
Granted!!! *Bolder appears above you wearing poofy hair* You've been crushed...
I wish that I knew why they made a 4th Indiana Jones movie.
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granted, but the reason is so complex you dont understand
btw, on the whole justin beiber tardis thing, i remembered a fanfic i made months ago
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6412731/1/THE_GREAT_GLASS_DOCTORVATOR
i think you will find it funny
i wish i had finished all my coursework to a destinction grade and handed it in already
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Granted. But then you get more and more and more of it that you have to do. This takes forever. You're dead.
I wish I could think of more wishes.
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Granted, but then you think of so many wishes that your mind explodes from the overload.
I wish I could understand Shakespeare's writing.
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Granted. You understand, but you don't bother to read.
I wish I was rich.
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Granted... Your name is rich, but everyone calls you dick
I wish I was a technopath ( someone who can miniPulate technology with their mind
-
Granted. Unfortunately for you, one creation was a cyborg that learned to resist your control and quickly overpowers you, thus causing a very long and painful death for you.Let's just say part of your death included a Justin Bieber CD and lasers....
I wish I had a cute fluffy little Yorkie puppy named Cuddles!
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Ok... It rips your face off on the first full moon
I wish Justin beiber had never been born
-
Granted. To fill the void, Rebecca Black now has a twin that is even MORE unbearable and the worst part is that the twins are literally everywhere from TV Ads to being the President's adopted daughters!!!!
I wish I could meet Madonna and Chaka Khan at the same time while being at a concert BOTH are performing while on tour together!
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Granted, but before you could actually register that you were meeting them in person, a body guard tells you to back off in a polite manner.
I wish people would actually do what they promise to do c:
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Granted... I promise to nuke your house when you are in it
I wish my sister was not a crazy person
-
Granted. You are now a crazy person instead.
I wish I had unlimited creativity.
-
Granted but you are soon arrested for plagiarism.
I wish I was a King!
-
Granted. Your name is King. Your true gender confuses everyone including yourself. You dress as a man but are really a woman....
I wish I had a PS Vita and Mortal Kombat to go with it!
-
Granted. But the PS Vita you received doesn't have a video card. So it can't be played. And your Mortal Kombat is now useless.
I wish I had a green 69' Camaro with black racing stripes!
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Granted. YOu GET a 69 Camaro and its rusted through!
I wish I had a 3DS!
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Granted... but the 3D isnso intense it burnsnyour eyes out of your skul!
I wish I didn't have to take exams this week.
-
Granted. You don't have to take the exams this week. Or ever. You now have no qualifications. Good luck getting a job.
I wish that they'd lower the pass mark of the maths exam I sat to 30%. (Seriously, that's pretty much my only hope of passing - that was one difficult paper.)
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Granted. Unfortunately for you, eve at THAT low level, you STILL fail....
I wish I had a newer computer....
-
Granted, but it is SO new that it hasn't been invented yet. You now own a computer that does not exist.
I wish my wi-fi signal wasn't the most horrible thing ever.
-
Granted. Your wi-fi signal isn't the most horrible thing ever, Justin Bieber is!
I wish I could own a copy of Pokemon Conquest!
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Granted of course. But it seems it is in an ancient Elven Language. And there is no one the planet who can possibly translate it. Leaving you to never figure the plot, or what to do in the game.
I wish I had a real Gengar to use at my disposal! O:
-
Granted. However, it turns against you and runs away to take over the world.
i do believe i just doomed us all
I wish the weekend lasted forever.
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Granted, but the same weekend repeats over and over again with all of the same events and eventually the time-space continuum is corrupted and the universe implodes in on itself.
I wish that one certain boy would just ask me out already!
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and eventually the time-space continuum is corrupted and the universe implodes in on itself.
again, i do believe i just doomed us all
Anyway, your wish is granted, but the first date is so horrible you break up immediately. Sorry 'bout that.
I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.
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Granted. You're not a procrastinator anymore. You're a PREcrastinator! :laugh:
I wosh I had a million dollars!
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Granted, but you said "wosh" instead of "wish", and are therefore arrested by the spelling police.
I wish that I pass my Maths exam, and every other other exam I sat, along with the ones that I will sit in the future.
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Granted. You pass, but barely. Therefore, getting into good colleges and things of that nature in the future is borderline impossible. Sorry!
I wish I knew how to write a sonnet. seriously it's like, impossible
-
Granted. You learn to spell "A-SPACE-S-O-N-N-E-T"!
I wish I had a credit card!
-
Granted, but you go crazy with spending, can't pay the bill, and lose your house. Yeah. Stuff like this happens.
I wish I was never bored. Ever.
-
Granted. You are dead and thus can NEVER get bored!
I wish I could get my friend to like me in THAT way!
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Granted but they become obsessed with you... forcing you to move to Mars and change your name to Gertrude....
I wish I understood Kingdom Hearts.
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Granted, but what you learn makes you hate the game series. (And I know what you mean - it's incredibly complicated.)
I wish all my future wishes are un-corruptable.
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(agreed 100% with the kingdom hearts thing)
Granted. But you wish for all your future wishes to be un-corruptible does not include that wish, so it becomes corrupted and therefore allows for your future wishes to become corruptible as well.
(tell me if you understood that, 'cause I sure didn't)
I wish I had unlimited monies.
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Granted. You get countless of "Pokemon-Ponies" or "Monies!" Oh and they're ALL half Magikarp!
I wish for a special friend!
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Granted, but then the men in white coats take you and your "special friend" into an asylum.
I wish I had a bag of Doritos.
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Granted. The bag is big, but only has one dorito in it.
I wish for this wish, along with every future wish I make to be uncorruptable.
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Granted. But that goes against the rules of this topic. So Hicky, the maker of this topic, reports you to the moderator. Apparently, Joeno is in a very, very bad mood at the time and you are banned.
I wish that people's wishes weren't that easy to corrupt.
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Granted. Their now almost impossible to corrupt, so the topic dies. Then Hicky realises that the topic he created died due to you, so kills you.
I wish I new what I was going to do at the end of next year.
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Granted. Now that you know what happens you have the tendency to change it. It goes wrong. You're dead.
I wish I could make all your lives 100x better.
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Granted, but each person whose life you make better makes your life 100x worse
... I wish tonight new family guy(screams of silence:the story of suzie q)wasnt an awful episode. Which it was
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Granted. Then you realize it was a repeat and that the season ended LAST week!
I wish I could get a credit card!
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Granted. You get a credit card. It gets caught under an RFID scanner. You experience Identity Theft.
I wish I had lobster bisque.
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Granted. You get a lobster. It's made of bisque procelain....
I wish Natalie Portman would sponanteously combust!
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Granted, the darts vader come and blames you. He (deep inhale) will (deep exhale) strange you using the force.
I wish the e3 was in Lancaster
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Granted. It is held in Lancaster....Pennsylvania where the Amish live who then set the whole event on fire since they see technology as a threat....
I wish I had all of the Saw movies!
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Granted, but before you can watch then, jigsaw kidnaps you and you die.
I wish I had my own successful tv series
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Granted. It is sucessful....
...At being canceled after ONE episode!
I wish for some mint chocolate chip ice cream!
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Granted. A sick man threw it up and gave it to you. However, you didn't ask for a bowl so now it's all over you. ==D:
I wish for pkmn b/w 2.
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Granted, but it's the same as B/W 1, but with Kryuem as the legendary.
I wish for a R/S remake. :'(
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Granted... They are EXACTLY the same.
I wish I had a working fan.
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Granted. You have a person who admires you (or a fan) who also has a job and therefore is working, and will follow you everywhere you go for the rest of your life.
I wish for a 3D TV.
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Granted, but you get a 4D TV on accident, and get eaten when you watch Jaws.
I wish for fish!
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Granted. You get a live pirahana that quickly jumps up and mauls you to death!
I wish I could go to Spain!
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Granted. You go to Spain.
...No corruption? Oh, but that defeats the purpose of this topic. That itself is a corruption.
I wish for a kitty. :angel:
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Granted. You get Simon the Cat from American Dad. He viciously attacks you literally every chance he gets and ONLY you!
I wish for a pet squirrel!
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Granted. You get a pet squirrel...that has rabies. :tongue2:
I wish for the person below to wish this wish.
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Granted, but I don't.
I wish to welcome you, Draghost999, to, *drumroll*, PKMN.net! :D
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Granted. You welcome him, he gets embarrassed, and then leaves, never to return. Then, all the forum members shun you for the rest of your life for making him leave.
I wish I was in New York.
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Granted. While waiting on the subway, someone accidentally pushes you, you fall forward OVER the safety line and on to the tracks. As you get up and try to get to safety, a sub car hits you and splatters you everywhere!
I wish I could change my voice at will as well as change my appearance like Tonks can in the Harry Potter movies!
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I wish to welcome you, Draghost999, to, *drumroll*, PKMN.net! :D
Daddy drag's been here since good ol' twentyten.
Granted. But then you feel like changing into...ugh...and you walk around naked. You're in jail for that. You are disgusting! :mad: :mad: :mad:
I wish I could shoot blasts from my hands and control them.
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Granted but you can't control WHEN they blast... so you end up killing yourself in your sleep....tsk tsk
I wish I would pass all of my exams this week!
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Granted, but then they suddenly spontaneously combust before the grades are recorded and so the teachers fail you.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Daddy drag's been here since good ol' twentyten.
Your post count es brroken den... it says 2. 0.o
Granted, but it is pickle flavored.
I wish for a cookie.
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Your post count es brroken den... it says 2. 0.o
No, Sir Draghost lived on a different account. >:(
Granted, but it is pickle flavored.
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I wish the above person (grr, draghost999) made a wish!
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Granted. He makes a wish, but you've already posted, and therefore can't corrupt it.
I wish for this to be the last post in this topic.
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Granted, then someone makes a new topic of the same game, but gets banned from the site for it. It is sOmeone we all like, and we all shun you for getting them banned
I wish I owned a game shop (not the company game. Just a non game related game shop)
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Granted, but the sales online quickly make you go bankrupt.
.. Well, it was either that or it got vandalised to the point of irreversibility.
I wish that my Sims actually knew what to do half the time.
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Granted, but they become too clever, create real life robot versions of themselves (that don't have to follow asimovs 3 laws of robotics) and kill you (before beginning a terminator style war.
I wish I had a genie
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Granted. It is a genie...a bad genie. Every time you make a wish, he horribly corrupts it. He's doing our job for us. :tongue2:
I wish Mellowman would stay dead.
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Granted. He becomes a zombie, literally rips off your head and eats it!
I wish for mint chocolate chip Klondike bars!
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But I'm a dragon ghost, so it has no effect.
Granted. First, I ate them then I pooped them out and then you ate it. No, you ate Mellowman's poop.
I wish I was a lot more excited.
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Granted. You're so excited that you can't sleep.
I wish for peppermint candy.
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Granted. You get peppermint candy...and you choke on it. But you're not good enough for a grave.
I wish for...the wishes that I'm thinking of are way too dirty, so I wish the wishes that I was thinking of weren't so dirty.
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Granted. Your wishes are to be washed along with you in a washing machine with VERY hot water and bleach!
I wish I had more money!
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Granted, you get a pool of coins like Scrooge mcduck. You dive into it, before realising you cant swim in it as it is solid, and really hurt yourself (yes I stole it from family guy) furthermore, once you do that you realise there Is no way out and die of thirst
P.s, want to hear something amusing? Mathmetitions have actually worked out it would take about $31 BILLON to fill Scrooge mcducks coin
Pool. People have actually Took time to calculate it! Some people must have no life ...*looks at website I am on*... Oh....
I wish I wasn't such a geek
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Granted. You are a SUPER geek!
I wish I had a life!
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Granted you got a life then got swift covered!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cvrz-Ynor4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cvrz-Ynor4)
hmm I wish I could be reincarnated!!
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Granted. You're reincarnated as Natalie Portman. Captain Jigglypuff kills you.
I wish crime didn't exist. :police:
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Granted. Now that crime DOESN'T exist, people are now killing each othwer by TOO much love! You don't even know how it's possible but apparently it is a VERY effective to get rid of people!
I wish I could get Pokemon Black 2 today!
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Granted!! You get Black 2 but the Japanese police arrest you for stealing it from their company!!
I wish that I had enough time to read every manga in existence!!
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Granted. You freeze time and become immortal... But you cannot unfreeze time, and being immortal. Also, as time is frozen electronic devices don't work.
I wish my iPhone had a much larger battery life
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Granted! Your iphone absorbs all the electric energy of tme and space... and it explodes... destroying you. *sad face*
I wish I was as coolnas Indianan Jones!
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Granted!! You become a block of ice!!
I wish you a merry christmas!! XD
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Granted, but for wishing him a merry chrtmas in June, you are sent to an asylum
I wish I could think of a wish that is incorruptible
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Granted, but you just used up your wish.
I wish for an ice pack.
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Granted... but its a melted ice pack that has no use.... :)
I wish I could travel through time as Doctor Who's first boy companion in the Tardis! :D
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Granted!!! As you start traveling the TARDIS door's open and you get flung into the flux and ripped apart before the doctor can save you!!
Before I make this wish I want to challenge you guys.
The way you corrupt this wish must make nobody but me sad.
I wish I was reincarnated as a japanese girl!!
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Granted... but your past self reveals himself to you and you realize you use to be a handsome , muscular, smart boy... but now you are a girl. Mwhahaha! Plus its EXTREMLEY impolite for Japanese girls to be masculine..... so you're doomed!
I wish that I was the champion of the Hunger Games! (May the odds be in my favor!!! (?))
P.s. Yeah I changed my avatar... heehee
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wow someone complimented me...
Anyways GRANTED!!! You become the champion but when you return home your family thinks you can go without food and you starve to death anyways.
WAIT I HAVE THE IMPOSSIBLE WISH!!!
But I won't wish for it incase it does get granted
Instead I wish I could go into a game!!
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Granted! You get teleported into a pokemon game of all things! How fun! But you soon discover that you are trapped inside the game and since none of the food in the game is real, you starve to death. How fun!
I wish this box of candy I have here wasn't empty... =(
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Granted... but its a melted ice pack that has no use.... :)
I wish I could travel through time as Doctor Who's first boy companion in the Tardis! :D
...so what was Adric? Or If we are talking male in general, Ian?
Granted. It has a turd in it
I wish I was a bird (because then I could introduce myself as the word)
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Granted... but its a melted ice pack that has no use.... :)
I could drink it.
Granted. You are a bird. You are a bad bird. So you are a bad word. People hate you. They kill you.
I wish for cosmo and wanda.
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Granted! You get a lifetime subscription to Cosmo magazine and Wanda Sykes! Lucky you!
I wish my dishes would wash themselves!
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Granted!! They wash themselves, then becoming sentient they dominate the world.
I wish that I owned Valve, Apple and Microsoft.
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Granted. You are now the proud owner of a shut off valve, an apple, and microsoft fabric!
I wish I had more motivation to clean!
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Granted!! Your motivation to clean is so high that you end up ripping off parts of your body in an attempt to be more sanitary.
I wish I had another wish, that gets used in the same way as this wish!!
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Granted, and it also gets corrupted in the same way.
I wish for Captain Jigglypuff to stop staring at me.
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Granted!! He's now staring at a mirror that reflects onto you.
I wish that I could time travel!!
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Granted. You get stuck way back in time, so computers TV and video games don't exist. So you can't talk to us on PKMN.NET anymore. Goodbye.
I wish for a white Lincoln Navigator (sweet car, in my opinion.)
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Granted. You get the car...
...With NO engine in it!!!!
I wish I had a cute fluffy little Yorkie!
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Granted!! But it's dead...
I wish for more desu!!! :tongue2: :tongue2: :tongue2:
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Granted, but what's a desu? I can't grant the wish because I don't know what it is. ::)
I wish I could party all night.
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Granted!! You can only wake up at night. It never turns night again!!
I can't really explain what a desu is without going into hardcore otaku terms, so I won't.
I wish I could believe in love after love!!
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Granted. You are now a stalker!
I wish for a cute little puppy!
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Granted!!! It has rabies and is feral!!!
I wish that my cat would leave me alone!!
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You stole my post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
You stole my post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Granted, because it's dead!!!!!!!!!! >:D :mad: :tongue2: >:( :P :laugh: :mellow:
I wish everyone would stop posting when I try to post!!!!!!! :'(
Oh, finally! My post isn't stolen. For once.
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Granted. You decide to create a thread where only you can post.
oh wait did my last wish get granted??
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Yes it did! Yes it did! But you didn't make a wish, so you're dead! ;D ;D ;D
I wish for a trenchgun.
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Granted!!! You get a broken hand gun that was found in a trench.
I wish I had an empty bladder!!
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Granted. You have no bladder. Oh wait...
I wish for a year supply of Mtn Dew.
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Granted. You receive a year supply of bottles of dew extracted from the leaves of plants on mountains, it isn't sanitized however so you die.
I wish I cared.
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Who said I'd drink it?
Granted. You only care on opposite day.
I wish for a bow and arrow.
:o
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Granted!!! You perform on a stage and when you finish you bow to the audience!!!
You then take an arrow in the knee!!
I wish the eternal night would end
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You then take an arrow in the knee!!
Ow!!!!!!!! That hurt! :'(
Granted. the eternal night ends. so does your life.
I wish i cooked you before i ate you. :-/ Urp...
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Granted. But you over cooked Stmacl and now must throw the body away as it is too tough to chew. You break TEN teeth trying to taste it....
I wish I had a Jigglypuff that could use Metronome legit!
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Granted. Jigglypuff can use Metronome...and uses it...on you. It uses the move Rape. :wacko:
I wish I could see your mommy more often.
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Granted. Jigglypuff can use Metronome...and uses it...on you. It uses the move Rape. :wacko:
And that's supposed to be bad because why????
Granted. You turn into her!
I wish I had a lover!
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Granted!!! It's Susan Boyle!!!
I wish I could die whenever I wished!!
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Granted. You make a wish. Unfortunately it wasn't to come back after you died and thus wasted the wish....
I wish I had Amanda Hugnkis!
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Granted!!! You told me she was very delicious!!
I wish I had an afro!!
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Granted, but I'm inside your afro... :ph34r:
I wish for a ffcjkfdbcrf ijkfevbkjfevbkj bsrhf jkshvbfejvbhfdbvdskvbdf!ifnfduvivunis ...ah...transmission...is...cutting...off...help!!
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Granted!!! you get a ffcjkfdbcrf ijkfevbkjfevbkj bsrhf jkshvbfejvbhfdbvdskvbdf!ifnfduvivunis ...ah...transmission...is...cutting...off...help but it's broken!!
I wish for a wish that can be wished for and grant wishes, It should be able to eat wishes as well!!
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Granted!!! You told me she was very delicious!!
Didn't even read what I said out loud, did you?
Granted. The wish then become morbidly obese and dies from a combination of a heart attack, diabetes, stroke, and choking on a bone in ham swallowed whole!!!! You don't know how it happened but it HAPPENED!
I wish I could fly!
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Error: Your wish could not be granted due to it not being completed you started with "I wish I could" before interjecting with the insect "fly" for this you have been transformed into a fly.
I wish that the wish machine repair man would hurry up :dry:
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Granted. He hurrys up and rapes you. And NOT very gently either!
I wish I had a 3DS!
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Granted!! However it is made out of TNT boom!!
I wish ttvgrfgbhgrtnjeytgrfghj ygtrf that my keynsdbvtrfetbvgwfqvbt keyboard could be rikeqjfiqkeqnfkirewfqieowjf fixed rfegwfergwqrfgrtbhgth tgwrgare you kidding merfq3efreqgwr4g
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Granted. He hurrys up and rapes you. And NOT very gently either!
You're a really luck man, Stmacl!
Granted. sj\hbccehvcececjecgcjgdsc ec egc g cegce cecgbse no im not kiddingdbwhcxbcejcbwedcjbewcjrebcebjcerbcjhercunb rwuebcewuircerwrycbucribrecrwiu i just corrupted ur wish onwrevbe3ufvtyfvbytfuvbuersfvbuervb.
I wish I never forgot to make a wish! ...rekjv riuvbwvu4t - you cant forget that last part.
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Granted, but well... Put lightly, nobody really cares about your future wishes.
I wish to get a lollipop.
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Fine, but it ends up tasting of sadness.
I wish I had seventeen of the best cakes ever.
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Granted! The flavors are: Cyanide, Arsenic, Drain Cleaner, Chlorine, Sulfuric Acid, Rhubarb Leaves, Black Oak Leaves, Foxglove, Nightshade, Monkshood, Red Tide Algae, Potato Leaves, Tomato Leaves, Antifreeze, Gasoline, Fugu (Pufferfish), and Botulism! Yum!
I wish I could find out thye meaning of life....
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Granted!!! It's 42... you commit suicide because you realize you already knew and wasted a perfectly good corruptible wish!!!
I wish I was Still Alive!!
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake!!
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Granted. But I take that the wrong way... so instead of being Still Alive, you're still alive. But then I COME TO YOUR HOUSE, BEAT YOU UNTIL YOUR GUTS FALL OUT, RIP YOUR ARMS OFF, SUCK ON THEM, BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD, AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FLUSH IT DOWN MELLOWMAN'S TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
I wish I had crabs. They're so cute. :-*
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Granted. You get crabs among OTHER thing with the woman you took home last night!
I wish I could patent my idea!
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Granted!! Unfortunately the patent belongs to me!!
I wish for wishception!!
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Granted, although the wish backfires and you get contrawishception.
No more wishes for you!
I wish I was the Avatar (Waterbending is my favourite element)
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Granted. You get crabs among OTHER thing with the woman you took home last night!
Wait, what???!!! Then you get Hep C!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Granted. You are the Avatar. You kill your family in the avatar state.
I wish for a pussy.....................................cat.
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Granted. But I take that the wrong way... so instead of being Still Alive, you're still alive. But then I COME TO YOUR HOUSE, BEAT YOU UNTIL YOUR GUTS FALL OUT, RIP YOUR ARMS OFF, SUCK ON THEM, BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD, AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FLUSH IT DOWN MELLOWMAN'S TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
I wish I had crabs. They're so cute. :-*
... That wasn't phycopathic at all
Granted. You get the cutest pussy cat ever... Have you ever seen the episode of family guy where quagmire gets a cat. If you have, that happens. If you haven't seen it, what happens is you fall in love with the cat and your friends, annoyed at you for being all mushy about the cat, decide to shave it for a joke, but accidently kills it...9 times as cats have 9 lives.
I wish for an immortal pet monkey butler/ninja
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Granted. It's old and weakly.
I wish for a cold glass of lemonade c:
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Granted!! However Cave Johnson makes it so it explodes!!!
I wish that I had no eyes!!!
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... That wasn't phycopathic at all
I think the only scary thing is being flushed down Mellowman's toilet. :unsure:
...Granted. You can't read the replies on PKMN.NET. :tongue2:
I wish to be in a ۩ when I'm 30.
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Granted. Whatever that thing is, it means that you're stuck as a character on a post with no hopes of getting out.
I wish for a few stack of books.
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sure (gives 4 stacks of 340) :)
granted i wish my wish will be warped
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sure (gives 4 stacks of 340) :)
I hope they're all interesting!
Grante- where did your wish go?
I wish for a pair of purple earphones c:
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Granted. You get a pair of purple cell phone earrings!
I wish I had Pokemon Conquest!
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Granted, Pokemon have now taken over the world!
I wish my Pokemon Ranch was filled with eggs (thats 1000 eggs by the way) that were all bred with the masuda method.
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Granted, they are all magikarp.
I wish for an incorruptible wish
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I just so happen to like Magikarp so the uncorruptible wish that you desire is the wish you just granted for me!
The only problem with it is you don't get anything out of it which is a corruption in itself!
Now I wish that the 1000 Magikarp that I have would all evolve into Gyarados!
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Granted, but then your wii breaks beyond repair
I wish for world anarchy
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Granted, you have WORLD anarchy
Till the aliens blow up the planet
I wish for a real life rayquaza that follows my commands, and can't harm me (and make it shiny)
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Granted!! It flies through the building to greet you and the debris from the building impales you!!
I wish I could get a Vanillite that is Modest nature and hidden power is fighting!!!
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Granted. Then as soon as it is sent into battle, the Snorlax you are facing eats it immediately in ONE bite without even swallowing to your horror!
I wish I had a professional music keyboard!
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Granted. Mellowman is sitting and ssomethingg on the keyboard.
:mellow:
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There's ssomethingt on the floor... ~~~******~~~ < P.U. :-/
Then Mellowman sees you...
Mellowman: Captain Jigglypuff, can't you see I'm trying to ssomethingt?!
Captain Jigglypuff: B-but I just wished for somethi-
Mellowman: *POW*
Then you're dead. :o
I wish I could've saved Captain Jigglypuff before Mellowman killed him. :-/
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... WTF?
Granted... Mallow man kills you instead...
I wish I had a bag of marshmallows... And mallow man can't be in the bag, draghost.
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Granted,
Mellowman's in it they combust upon contact with the air.
I wish for a pair of flying sandals.
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Granted!! They smack you in the face and fly off.
I wish that this wish doesn't get granted!!
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You're banned for wasting your wish! Just cause the wish doesn't get granted doesn't mean it can't be corrupted. :yeswink:
I wish you'd stop making wishes you don't get anything out of, Stmacl. :nowink:
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Granted!!!
I wish I got something!!
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Granted, you get an atom bomb that blows up in your face
I wish people wouldnt Ninja me. Tis very annoying.
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Granted!!! Alien's Ninja you now!!
I wish I had a device that allows me to enter the world of games and anime!!!
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Granted, but it is a slider/quantum leap deal, you randomly slip from game to game with no control or way out
I wish googling "google" make the universe ker-plode (yea, I said ker-plode, so what?)
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Granted, but the explosion turned the world into a giant kitty... that just threw up.
I wish my little pony didn't exist so I can go through google pony-less...!
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Granted, but the internet implodes sending us all back to the days before the internet.
I wish to be Dolan for the day.
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Granted. You become Dolan and ten seconds later you drop dead....
I wish I had some ice cream!
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granted. a screaming eye coming up
i wish i was gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
(no points for guessing what song i am currently listening to)
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Granted, but you are not a Rocket Man
I wish that pokemon eggs didn't take so long to hatch.
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Granted, there are no more Pokemon eggs, and there never will be, but if there were any, they would hatch in 10 steps
I wish I had a pet dalek
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Granted!! The Doctor comes and arrests you for enslaving an endangered space alien.
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I WISH PEOPLE MADE WISHES
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Granted!!!
I wish I wouldn't forget this-
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Granted. You couldn't finish typing up your wish, because someone comes up and kills you at the last second. That's why you forgot the period and that's why you have hyphen there. Anyway, you wasted your wish. :yeswink:
I wish I could do whatever I want. ::)
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Granted... But whatever you do still has consequences
I wish for a turkey sandwich
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Granted, the turkey is still alive though.
I wish I had a Jirachi (so I can make more wishes!)
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Granted!! It gives you a bad egg!!
I wish I could shake hands with Satan!!
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Granted, Satan pulls you DOWN DOWN DOWN INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE-
Okay, now that my silliness is over, I wish I had a pet Beheeyem that cannot kill anyone and obeys me completely.
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Granted!! However when you ask it to pick you up it crushes you!!
I wish that the Vannilite's that I'm breeding will have Hidden Power Fighting!!
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Granted, but the only other move it has is Splash!
I wish my shiny Flying type from Heart Gold has shiny children in her near future...
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Granted. I come, cook, and eat the shiny children. Delicious. >:D >:D >:D
I wish for a portable toilet that I can shrink to pocket size and put in a bag, so when I'm driving I don't need to pee.
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Granted!! However when you come to use it you crash and burn... CRASH AND BURN!! >:D >:D >:D >:D
I wish that Blitzle wasn't such an annoyance to breed...
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^ You had one more demon face than me. :nowink:
Granted. It's so easy to breed that every egg you can hatch in the game will be a blitzle that goes against natures and moves you want. The blitzle tramples you and kills you. Before it kills you, it poops and pees on you. >:D :o :-/
I wish for an :o DD Keystone.
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Granted!! However rocks don't have cup sizes so the anomaly disappears.
I wish you a merry christmas...
[HAD TO XDXDXDXD]
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Granted, but your Christmas sucks. : D
I wish my Golurk would catch up to the rest of the team a little faster, he's five levels behind!
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Granted. He gets Rare Candies... that are poisonous. He levels up, then dies. His dead body falls on you, crushes you, and you die too.
I wish for a toilet the size of a bottle cap that I could attach to my so whenever I have to use the bathroom I don't have to worry.
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Granted. He gets Rare Candies... that are poisonous. He levels up, then dies. His dead body falls on you, crushes you, and you die too.
I wish for a toilet the size of a bottle cap that I could attach to my so whenever I have to use the bathroom I don't have to worry.
Granted, but what you don't realise till after you use it that it doesn't flush and it's content won't shrink if you shrink the toilet itself
I wish I had all 23 seasons of the Simpsons on WORKING DVD's
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Granted, but every episode is in a language you don't understand.
I wish Darth Maul and Savage Opress were the main Villains in the next Star Wars the Clone Wars series. (For all I know, they might be anyway!)
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Granted, but every episode is in a language you don't understand.
I wish Darth Maul and Savage Opress were the main Villains in the next Star Wars the Clone Wars series. (For all I know, they might be anyway!)
Isn't darth maul dead by clone wars?
Granted, but the decision kills the show, and the whole series ( kind of like what enterprise almost did to star trek) in revenge, George Lucas leads an army of site to kill you. Then, when they fail, he builds a death star and blows up earth, before making star wars actually happen, but knowing what happens, he filled that stupid hole and it can't be blown up. The sith win, well and truly
I wish that actually happened
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Granted. Do you have urinal cakes in your head? The stupid earth blows up, so you die. I die too, don't I? Who cares??!! It's your wish, your corruption, so no one cares about anyone else it's all about you.
I wish for nddvbdvivbskvljbnvkjbgjhbfbkhbbgjkgkgkjgkgfkbgkgb krbgjhggZghtbfrage. Screw it. I wish the Dəll keyboard was an electric guitar so when I type crazy random stuff really fast I would get good electric guitar sounds from the typing instead of random letters everywhere.
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Granted. Do you have urinal cakes in your head? The stupid earth blows up, so you die. I die too, don't I? Who cares??!! It's your wish, your corruption, so no one cares about anyone else it's all about you.
I wish for nddvbdvivbskvljbnvkjbgjhbfbkhbbgjkgkgkjgkgfkbgkgb krbgjhggZghtbfrage. Screw it. I wish the Dəll keyboard was an electric guitar so when I type crazy random stuff really fast I would get good electric guitar sounds from the typing instead of random letters everywhere.
What do you mean? That was a good wish! My death is worth it of it was part of the rise is Lucas's undeffeatable sith empire
Granted, you get good sounds, but played in a aweful order so it sounds aweful.
I wish I was friends with Peter griffin
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What do you mean? That was a good wish! My death is worth it of it was part of the rise is Lucas's undeffeatable sith empire
Excuzemua? What did you say? You die and go to hell. You meet me there. I beat the crap out of you. Your jaw falls out. "Eat my $5 foot long, you son of an ugly beach!" That's the corruption. Want more?
Granted. Peter Griffin turns "crazy." He pins you to the bed, then he sticks his d- Aw, man. I can't finish my sentence because I'm about to throw u- Blehhhhhhhhhhhh! I throw up on you.
I wish for a forcefield that protects me from any threat.
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Granted. Unfortunately it ALSO cuts off the flow of oxygen around you and you slow suffocate....
I wish I had money....
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Granted. You get a penny... that came from a cat's vsomethinga... and the penny is fake. :o
I wish all PKMN.NET members would meet in real life and be friends.
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Granted, but then the idiots at seribii get jelous at us start a war against us... And they have real Pokemon. We dont.
I wish I was friends with the doctor
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Granted, you are friends with a psychotic murderer with a doctorate. In a locked room. Oh, and did I mention he is a cannibal.
I wish I had infinite legally gained money that I could not be crushed by and no one other than me knew about.
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Granted. But you die. Why? Because I said so.
I wish for a trenchgun.
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Granted. It backfires
I wish I had a sliding Device ( if you don't know, it allows you to travel between parallel universes.
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Granted. I get you a sliding device. I break it in front of your face. Then I break your face.
I wish I had more of that great beer Pilsener Centenario.
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Granted. I get you a sliding device. I break it in front of your face. Then I break your face.
I wish I had more of that great beer Pilsener Centenario.
Granted, you get drowned in it
I wish I was friends with bender (from futurama)
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Granted. He then steals your wallet and identity!
I wish for a better computer!
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Granted!! However I own that computer MUHAHAHA!!
I wish that I knew when the world would end so I could prepare a celebration!!
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Granted, but nobody comes to the party.
I wish I had a transformer... that transformed into a Stantler!
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Granted. Oh no the Stantler transformer does not obey you and crushes your bones. Poor little Brawlimar. And her Dickmin didn't save her... :'(
I wish I could invite Uncle Garnetto, Captain Jigglypuff, and Stmacl for a drink.
(By the way I've been dying to ask this question. Is Captain Jigglypuff married? :??? )
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Granted, but a bomb goes off and kills you all.
I wish My no death streak keeps going in my Nuzlocke...!
(I have no idea my friend.)
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Granted. But you die because I feel like killing you as a coruptiionn bvecame yoy killed stamck and captina jugglyoppuf and me!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
U wsih you could understand this langyade easily when in typjong crazy fast!!
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Granted, but you lose the ablity to type once I fingure it out.
I wish my keyboard wouldn't skip random letters when I'm chatting on a live stream...!
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Granted but you accidentally say the word fsomethingk and you killed for that. >:D >:D >:D :) O0 >:D :police: :-[ :o :( :unsure: :ph34r:
:police: :police: :) :police: :-/ :-/
I wish I could be knocked out, |
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Granted. But you die because I feel like killing you as a coruptiionn bvecame yoy killed stamck and captina jugglyoppuf and me!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
U wsih you could understand this langyade easily when in typjong crazy fast!!
Hey! He killed me too
Granted,but as you can already, the wish has done nothing so has been wasted.
I wish big bang theory season 6 was out already.
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Granted. Oh, what's this? The Big Bang Theory has a new character! The devil! Your eyes burn from watching it and you die.
I wish I could invite Stmacl, Captain Jigglypuff, and Uncle Garnetto to dinner.
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Granted!! Unfortunately... Tonight... we DINE IN HELL!!!
I wish that I could see clearly now the rain has gone...
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Granted. and you see the >:D devil >:D clearly. then you die....
i wish for god knows what
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Granted!! You get God's you know what, and die from the horror.
I wish for the world... to be in piece(s)!!
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Granted. You're in pieces. Oh wait... too late! :tongue2:
I wish you would close your cyber mouth.
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Granted, but your cyber mouth is closed too~
I wish people on the internet would stop thinking I'm a guy...!
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Granted. They think you're an "it."
I wish I could challenge Joeno to a duel.
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Well, an it is better than a male I suppose...
Granted, but in the middle of the battle, you die of a heart attack.
I wish that people would make reasonable offers for pokemon on GTS...! DARN YOU LEVEL 9 RESHIRAM!
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Well, an it is better than a male I suppose...
An it that has psomethings. >:D >:D >:D
Granted.
...No corruption? That defeats the purpose of the topic. That itself is a corruption. :tongue2:
I wish I could give you a big kiss on the mouth.
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Granted. You get mono....
I wish that Hank on King of the Hill wasn't such an ignorant propane obsessed redneck jerk!
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granted the show is cancelled cause they somehow cant think of another idea for the main character's personality.
i wish i had more time to do everything i want.
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Granted - there's nothing to do.
I wish I had a super-powered bowl of rice.
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Granted, the rice takes Over the world
I wish there were new episodes of the vicar of dibley
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Granted, but you die before you get to watch them.
I wish I had more reaper clothes... Darn Dusclops, perfectly ready to evolve...!
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Granted. Your new Dusknoir then reaps your soul....
I wish I had a scrumptious lolipop! (Bonus points if you know the reference!)
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Granted. Your new Dusknoir then reaps your soul....
I wish I had a scrumptious lolipop! (Bonus points if you know the reference!)
Granted, but as soon as you take a lick you are forced to sing" lollipop, lollipop, ooh lolly, lolly, lolly, Lollipop" for all eternity
I wish the Simpsons tapped out iPhone game app would go back on the app store for free.
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ok, the simpsons app gets put up for being free, then popular demand makes it shoot up to £299
i wish that after my wish there will be a person who wishes and that their wish will be corrupted
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Granted, but it's your wish, so just wished for your own wish to be corrupted.
I wish the next Ace Attorney game will star Phoenix Wright again.
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Granted!! Unfortunately the game's premise is that Pheonix is at a mental institute after he claims that Edgeworth raped him!!
I wish for something pointless!!
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granted you look in the mirror
i wish for somthing in a box but in side that somthing is the box
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Granted!! Unfortunately the game's premise is that Pheonix is at a mental institute after he claims that Edgeworth raped him!!
Thank you for that wonderful mental image.
Granted, but that's impossible, and thus creates a paradox that destroys the world.
I wish I could get rid of the previously mentioned mental image.
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Granted!! You now have the mental image of a naked obese man dancing to caramelldansen!!
I wish that my blog would get some followers...
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Granted. All of your followers are naked obese men who like to dance to caramelldansen.
I wish for Stmacl to be unable to speak and type, therefore preventing him from giving me anymore disturbing images.
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granted but you now think of a leppere who is obese and bungee jumping in a mankini
i wish that that a wish should this wish be corrupted that that wish should contain a monkey
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Granted, but that wish's monkey tears you to pieces.
I wish I had an axe so I could hack your head open.
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granted but you dont know where i am so you cant hack my head
i wish i had an axe and knew where my target is
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granted you have an axe and you know where your target is but you cant hit your target. you can only hit yourself when you try to attack ands you die.
i wish i could kill you while youre still typing up your reply.
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granted but im already dead from my axe so you cant kill me
i wish i were alive
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Granted. Then I kill you again little prick.
I wish for mozzarella sticks.
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Granted!! It's poisoned so now your dead!!
I wish Mellowman owned your account!!
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granted but then draghost creates a new one called draghost1000
i wish i had a program to make these posts for me
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granted. the program makes posts that go against you instead and tell people really personal things.
i wish for forx.
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granted but the wish forx you over
i wish that the next post will have no text
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granted but todays not opposite day.
i wish i could gag you, tie you up, and force your husband to pay 100000000000000000000000 dollars if he got you back.
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granted by its wife and she can hack the money into the account
i wish i had a huge.........hammer i could whack people with
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Granted, but the hammer explodes before you can use it.
I wish I had Thor's Hammer.
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granted but i had it first so it is in peices now
i wish i had an army of monkeys
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Granted but all they do is throw poop at you.
I wish I knew what to name this Wobuffett...
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Granted but I kill you because YOU STOLE MY POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I wish for
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granted you wanted nothing but because your wish was granted you just got somthing
i wish i could fly
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Granted!! You Fly... of the end of my boot!!
I wish for a rgvbtehbegtnegfbehtgbdtfgbhgtf <--- one of those
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Granted, but it dies.
I wish that someone would delete all of Draghost's excalmation points.
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Granted!! You Fly... of the end of my boot!!
I wish for a rgvbtehbegtnegfbehtgbdtfgbhgtf <--- one of those
Granted but I kill you because YOU COPIED ME ON TYPING RANDOM CHARACTERS IN THE WISH. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Man, you copy everything I do. It's like you're my son and I raised you.
I wish I could pee anywhere i wanted.
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granted but i placed them back for the lols
i wish i had a !
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Granted. The ! appears at the end because at that moment you got raped by a fat old man. Oops i guess you wasted your wish.
i wish for i dont care.
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Wish granted!! What you wanna know how it was corrupted... why do you care??
I wish I could dance!!
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granted but you can never stop dancing
i wish that a harem would fall from the sky whenever i say cheese
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Wish granted!! What you wanna know how it was corrupted... why do you care??
i dont care at all and i never will
Granted. Too bad I ssomethingt out cheese in your mouth, and you're so grossed out you can never say cheese again.
I wish I could peel your mouth off like a sticker.
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Granted, but it still talks and haunts you.
I wish I could find a shiny pokemon
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Granted. You find a shiny rayquaza in the wild. Such a rarity is impossible to catch, even with a master ball. It flees. No-one believes you about it
I wish I was on the uss enterprise-D (Picard's ship)
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Granted but it blows up when you set foot on it.
I wish that my computer is not a mushi, so Ginko doesn't come and tell me that he'll help me when he'll just end up accidently killing everyone instead.
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Granted, it's an abacus.
I wish for supah speed!
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Granted. You go supah fast, but can't stop
I wish I was a kriptonian
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Granted, but you blew up when the planet was destroyed.
I wish I was the Martian Manhunter.
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Granted, but before you can change shape, someone sees and shoots you.
I wish there was a Marvel New 52! X'(
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Granted... It sucks???
I wish I could find MY sky remote anytime I want
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Granted, but I don't know what a sky remote is, so it's a gaint chicken leg instead.
I wish for world peace, bro!
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Granted, the world is peaceful. So peaceful in fact that there is no-one else left in it but you.
I wish that I could cast spells like the Charmed Ones without the consequences of personal gain.
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Granted, but then the triad kill you. As they have the power of 3 and you dont, they win
I wish for a chicken, prepared and cooked to perfection.
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granted. its poisonous, fool.
i wish for a used condom in the below poster's mouth.
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Gross, but ok.
Granted, but it isn't put in my mouth. Its put in yours instead!
I wish for a Violent Violet Violin! (Random, I know. I couldn't think of anything else!)
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Granted - you go to court for not taming your violin before it terrorised your neighbourhood.
I wish for more permanent weather.
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Granted, its a permanent thunderstorm with fire tornadoes!
I wish I had a Gible that could use Draco Meteor so that I could blow up my old school with it (With the teachers locked inside!)
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Granted, but the teachers are now zombies and they eat you.
I WISH I COULD CATCH KYUREM. RAGE MUFFINS HE WILL NOT STAY CAUGHT.
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Granted, but whats this? you don't catch Kyurem, Kyurem catches you!
I wish I had an Eevee that had the ability to change between all of its evolved forms and back again whenever I asked it to.
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Granted. You get one that is a Ditto!
I wish I had more money!
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Granted. You get one penny.
I wish I could be Dolan for a day.
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Granted, but an assasin kills you who is hunting for Dolan
I wish I could win the Manchester tourament next Saturday
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Granted, but the fans accidentally run to grab the other team on their shoulders and trample you.
I wish that was a better corruption...
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Granted, the Judge from Judgement of Courrption makes it worse... and steal all your money because he's a greed suker.
I wish I'd stop listening to creepy songs that give me nightmares...
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Granted, but now all songs give you nightmares, whether they're creepy or not!
I wish it was September 30th already. (I'm waiting for a Sims 3 expansion pack that will be released that day)
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Granted, but by jumping in time you shatter the space time continuum. The universe has blown up and we all die, all because you couldn't wait a couple of months
I wish pokemon black 2 was out now
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Granted - no copies are available.
I wish for a teleporting machine to send myself to the Sun!
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... Granted. You get teleported to the sun... You die
I wish I was a timelord that has permanently escaped the time war
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Granted, but Matt Smith beats you to death for taking his place.
I wish that I had Mr. Game and Watch as my room mate in college. Because that would be awesome.
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Granted, but the sound effects drive you crazy!
I wish for fish. (vegetarian fish)
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Granted, here is a hot dog
I wish the next post would go onto the TWO HUDREDTH page of the game!
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Granted, but you didn't post it so you don't get to celebrate being the first person to post on the 200th page.
Yay I'm the first person to post on the 200th page!
See? Told you!
I wish for Immortality.
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Granted but tommorrow everyone dies from a nuclear war exept you... And mutants. The bad kind of mutant
I wish that it was a wonderful day for pie (cookies if you get the reference)
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Granted. Then a Jew comes into the room and everything goes down hill from there since you are in a Disney universe!
I wish that Natalie Portman would turn into a cockroach!
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Granted, but she is the only one who survives WWIII.
I wish for more wishes.
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Granted. As soon as you make the wish WWIII begins and the nuclear bombs is dropped and blows up on top of you!
I wish I had a credit card!
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Granted, but Natalie Portman steals it!
I wish this chain of wishes would NOT continue.
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Granted.
10 seconds later (I hate saying blank seconds later. It's sounds stupid.)
WARNING! The granted wish has corrupted itself. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Random wish. Draghost: I wish hermesguy was banned from the Internet for 10 minutes. Granted.
See? I'm not like silly Petzbreeder who goes against the rules of this topic and does not grant the wish and calls it a corruption.
I wish I could meet Petzbreeder in real life and throw up on her.
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Granted, but I throw up on you in return!
(I know I'm not very good at corrupting wishes, I'll try and do better next time)
I wish I had a pet lion that I could train to attack anyone who makes bad wishes involving me!
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Granted, but As you wishes are being corrupted, You have made bad wishe about you the lion kills you
I wish I could minipulated people's thoughts
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Granted, but you manipulate yourself into hurting yourself.
I wish I had a Portal gun.
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Granted, but GLaDos (I think that's how you spell it) Kills you. FOR SCIENCE! (I've never played that game. Bad CO.)
I wish my friends would stop trying to get me to play Team Fortress 2.
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Granted... They now want you to play team fortress 3
I wish i win the Manchester tournament tomorrow
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Granted, but as soon as you win, a bomb goes off and kills you.
I wish my time at falls creek is awesome and I knew how to report that I will be leaving monday and coming back Saturday/Sunday (Because I am)!
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Granted, but you drown on Saturday/Sunday.
I wish that this wish will never be corrupted.
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Granted. The Topic Creator bans you for that.
I wish for cookies and milk.
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Granted. Look up. A massive cookie is about to collide with the earth. But relax, darth vader is about to drown you in some milk. Yes darth vader.
I wish I was as awesome as Barney stintson
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Granted but even the awesomeness is not enough to save you from the cookie. Now only Natalie Portman survives.
I wish we could all get along! *draghostcoughpetzbreeder* :hippie:
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Granted, everyone gets along, (including Draghost and myself) however, no-one gets along with you now!
I wish to be a Witch/Fairy/Genie hybrid. (Just like a Sim I plan to make in The Sims 3)
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Granted. A Witch/Fairy/Genie hybrid hunter kills you.
I wish dr who series 7 would start already
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Granted, But fezzes and Bowties are no longer cool, and it stinks.
I wish my friends where online so they know I've returned from my one week of camp!
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granted. now you have returned, they are going to drown you in a pool of milk, while i giant cookie collides with the earth
i wish to be immune to the giant cookie about to collide with the earth
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Granted, but it kills everyone close to you, so you die from loneliness.
I wish Team Fortress 2 wasn't so addicting...
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Granted, but you're now suseptible to the addiction of World of Warcraft.
I wish I hadn't been offline for so long.
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Granted, but the forum is now full of Joeno lookalikes with little funny rabbit ears.
I wish I could take my Wailord inside a Pokémon Centre, or any building for that matter.
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Granted. It is in its ball
I wish for a banana
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Granted. The name "AnnA" is now illegal!
I wish I didn't have this cold!
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Granted, it has turned into pneumonia.
I wish the next poster wishes an incorruptible wish
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Granted, but it's corrupted anyway because Aliens.
I wish I knew what was going on in this drama. Where did that plane come from...?
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Granted. A wizard mad it appear!
I wish I had infinite money!
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Granted. But the economy crashes the next day and it becomes worthless.
I wish pokémon were real
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Granted. You have just been eaten by a rayquaza just ate you
I wish for a turky sandwich
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I wish I hadn't been offline for so long.
Welcome to the club! :D
Granted, you get a turky sandwich. But turky is a poisonous substance. If you had had some turkey, however...
I wish for a genie :irony:
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Granted, but it's my Genie Antago- and He can't grant wishes (One messed up dude, I know)!
I wish I didn't need a retainer. Son of a monkey butt this thing HURTS...
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Granted, but you now have a monkey but whore your mouth should be
I wish my dr who disks all worked (the master and the toclifane trilogy is scratched to **** from over watching it)
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Granted, but the Cybermen steal them.
I wish that I still had my rock candy, because I ate it all. D:
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Granted. But to get it back you have to hurl it up... intact.
I wish chicken grew on trees
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Granted, but the chickens are super giant mutants and enslave the humans.thanks.
I wish I had a REAL WORKING light sabre
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Granted, but you did what luke did (Held it up to your eye) and turned it on. now you have only one eye.
I wish that my air condidtioning worked.
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Granted. It slowly freezes you to death and you shatter to pieces when they come and take you away!
I wish I had a 3DS!
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Granted, but you can't see in 3D (Don't worry, I can't either though I want to have one too!)
I wish I could dream about Star Wars every night (I used to be able to but I can't anymore)
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Granted but you have nightmares every night about it!
I wish I didn't have friend drama...
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Granted! You now have FAMILY drama and it isn't very pretty. It includes extramarital affairs, ties to the Mafia, an uncle that disowned all his ties to America and became a terrorist, AND an insane aunt that ls homeless and throws cats at people close by! Kinda makes you want the friend drama again, huh?
I wish I had a credit card!
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granted but you stole someone's identity to get it and the cops are quickly moving in to arrest you.
I wish people would buy my art.
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granted, they buy it, and deface it in front of you.
i wish i could get more hours at work.
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Granted. you now work 24 hours a day, EVERY day! And you do not get sick days, any vacation time, OR breaks to eat! In fact eating is now forbidden for you while you are on the job! Which I said was 24 hours a day seven days of the week!
I wish I had a Playstation Vita!
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Granted, but it's in a million pieces and you must assemble it. Good luck with that.
I wish that I had a fully assembled, working, large flatscreen TV for my room.
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Granted, but you need a converter box in order to play your amazing games.
I wish to be a Sailor Soldier.
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Granted. You drown at sea.
I want a Portal gun.
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Granted, but because it's not a wish you don't get it.
I wish I was a BLU team Pyro that was credit to team.
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Granted, but then you get ambushed and killed by the red team and becase your team thought you were killed too easily, they kicked you off their team!
I wish I could meet James Arnold Taylor (Obi wan's voice actor in Star Wars the Clone Wars)
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Granted. You him but he is then killed by an Ewok wielding a machete....
I wish I had enough money to get White 2....
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Granted, but you can't obtain a copy because every one is sold out!
I wish I had a better name for my Mareep...
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Granted. You finally come up with the perfect name and just as you are about to save your game, your system spontaneously bursts into flames and melts with the game still in the slot....
I wish I had a muffin tree that gave out edible muffins! (Points if you know the reference!)
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I wish I had a muffin tree that gave out edible muffins! (Points if you know the reference!)
I think I know the reference, the fairyversery muffins from fairly odd parents.
Granted, the muffins are edible but you eat so many of them that you explode!
I wish the watch that my dad bought for me from china would get here soon. I want to start using my lucid dreaming exercises from my lucid dreaming books.
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I think I know the reference, the fairyversery muffins from fairly odd parents.
Granted, the muffins are edible but you eat so many of them that you explode!
I wish the watch that my dad bought for me from china would get here soon. I want to start using my lucid dreaming exercises from my lucid dreaming books.
No. Click here:www.muffinfilms.com (http://www.muffinfilms.com) and chose The Muffin Tree.
Granted. Unfortunately for you, you become an LG Lucid and is constantly being handled by some four year old brat with REALLY sticky hands. You try to escape but also find yourself trapped forever in the dream and begin to loathe your own existance!
I wish I had my very own little Yorkie puppy!
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Granted, but it eats your head.
I wish I had a box of cheezits.
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Granted, you have cheese with zits in a box!
[i'm sorry]
I wish there was a monochrome rainbow.
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Granted. You see a monochrome rainbow because now you are completely colorblind!
I wish I could fly!
-
Granted, but you you run into a building and die.
I wish I had better hand writing and better spelling...
-
Granted; you are now terrible/even worse at Maths.
I wish for a pumpkin!
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Granted! Scizorcu gets a pedophile pumpkin!
I wish you couldn't read this.
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Granted! You get nothing, but the nothingness creates a black hole that englufs the nearby 100 meters
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Granted! You get nothing, but the nothingness creates a black hole that englufs the nearby 100 meters
In case you haven't noticed, you don't get anything either!
I wish my 3ds battery would never run out and that in pokemon dream radar, I never ran out of dream clouds so I could play forever without taking a break.
-
Granted, but every pokemon you run into is zubat and you break your 3DS in anger!
I wish my mom and dad would sto fighting right now...
-
Granted! But now they're acting weird because they are so happy!
I wish i was taller...
-
Granted, you are now ten times as tall. you can't get anyone to make a house tall enough for you to fit in so therfore you are now homeless!
I wish my talking Oshawott toy would come to life and play with me.
(I love Oshawott)
-
Granted. It DOES come to life but it ends up being like Talky Tina from the old Twilight Zone episode. It ends up making you fall down the stairs and break your neck after you ignore it....
I wish I could have a fluffy little bunny named Fluffums!
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Granted, but it gets hit by a bus.
I wish I could have a pie...
-
Granted. You are in the Family Guy Disney unniverse where everyone and eberything loves pie and it's always a wonderful day to have it. Unfortunately you are ALSO Jewish now....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-snfaG2JH8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-snfaG2JH8)
I wish I could meet the Potter Puppet Pals!
-
Granted, but you get blown up by the pipe bomb Ron found.
I wish... I had something to wish for.
-
Granted! You wish for the destruction of the universe!
I wish for a human hand?
-
Granted! There is a hand growing out of your forehead!
I wish for money!
-
Granted! Be prepared to give up the most precious object you own, though!
I wish for some purple paint c:
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SilverFlame? SilverFlame?! Where did you go?!
Granted. Oh... that sexy purple paint... undress, smear it all over. Granted. You have to eat it... with raw purple olives.
I wish Latias, such a pretty gal.
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Granted, Latias is now in your stomach.
I wish for a stapler.
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Staple your face, Duncehat!! Granted. You're killed. >:D
Dunsparce tail = Dunce Hat.
I wish for a duncehat I can put on Gus's tail.
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JESUS...
Granted. It's stuck to your face.
I wish for Draghost to burn in flames.
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Granted. Your wish has no effect because I have already burned. I am the devil of PKMN.NET. >:D
And please, miss, you call me Draghost instead of JESUS. >:D
I wish for Duncehat to rant about so I can imagine him as a cute little Dunsparce ranting about and I would be kissing him because it would be too irresistibly cute for a Dunsparce ranting about like a cute little baby.
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Granted. But he is now under 18 and kissing him causes you to be arrested for being a child predator. Enjoy jail, bud!
I wish I could have a real live Jigglypuff!
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Granted! Enjoy your eternal sleep once you hear it sing.
I wish for Draghost to fall into a bottomless pit.
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Hahahahahahaha! Granted, but your wish has no effect because I am a Dragon-Ghost, and ghosts can float and dragons can fly, so I can't fall! Ahahahahahahahahaha, little Dunce! >:D
I wish Wild Gunner Gunsparce would bow to me, Lord Draghost!
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Granted! I'm a snake so you can't tell.
I wish someone performed an exorcism on Draghost.
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Granted! Draghost is now two separate bodies, dragon and ghost! My dragon half eats you, shakes you about between his teeth like a chew toy and splatters your blood like the coffee I spill on this site! Once you're dead, my ghost half kills the exorcist and my dragon and ghost halves merge and I am Draghost again! Suckaaaaaaaaaaaa! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
I wish- Bam, bam, bam! Aw, the baseball bat granted my wish. Dumbsparce's dead. Awright, new wish. ::)
Dunsparce Tail = Lemon sucker.
I wish Gus would suck his lemon sucker. :yeswink:
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Wish not granted. Who the heck is Gus?
I wish I knew who Gus was. D:
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Granted. You now know that Gus is Gusparce whose tail is a lemon sucker, and you now grant my previous wish. Then I destroy you for absolutely no reason. Now you've been killed by Poison2010.
I wish Captain Jigglypuff would get his pink butt over here and sing me a song.
-
Granted but you get rick rolled.
I wish I wasn't so crazy that I stay up until 5 am on the computer.
-
Granted - now you're crazy enough to stay up until 11 am. Ouch man, that's going to be tiring.
I wish for some cake and to eat it too. Chocolate cake.
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Granted. It's doggie chocolate.
I wish I had some kalamari
-
Granted, but you get cut into kalamari. Messily.
I wish I was pretty.
-
Granted, you are now too pretty for this world and die suddenly and alone.
I wish I had a job that I loved.
-
Granted! You do, but everyone at work hates you and then you get fired :C
I wish i had some more food.
-
Granted, it's dung beetle food.
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I wish you had made a wish!
-
granted, I wish I made an uncorruptable wish.
I wish my fridge and pantry were more organized.
-
granted but its opposite day and is now corruptible
i wish it would rain vomit and the undead
-
Granted, but only on you!
I wish for a pair of magic socks.
-
Granted. Your socks turn into sock puppets that then stabb you and run away with everything you own!
I wish I had money....
-
Granted, but because you didn't specify how much, you only get 1 penny.
I wish for a magical flying hippo.
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Granted It flies over you and then falls and splatters you when it lands.
I wish for a giant scrumptous lollipop! (Points if you know the reference.)
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grated but it falls and slices your jugular and you bleed out inches away never truly tasting it
I wish someone else would wish a wish for wishes ad wishes that becomes redundant
-
Granted but their wishes aren't redundant, instead they have lots of miraculous wishes to make everyone happy...except you. :'c
I wish I didn't still think of her ever day, three years after we last spoke/saw each other. Don't be cruel let me have my wish! D:>
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Granted, but to forget her you have to have your memory wiped... so you don't even know your name anymore. :L Sorry bout that :(
I wish I could think of something I want for my birthday. O.o
-
Granted, but before you can think it, your birthday arrives and you get your presents, wanted or unwanted!
I wish for ten, perfectly round oranges that don't go off!
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Granted, but before you can think it, your birthday arrives and you get your presents, wanted or unwanted!
I wish for ten, perfectly round oranges that don't go off!
They're all rotted from the inside.
I wish I had every video game evar...
-
Granted. You ALSO get the horrible ones such as Superman 64 and E.T the Extra Terrestial on the Atari 2600. You cannot sell these games for very much (not even on eBay and Amazon) and are stuck with some extremely horrific games plagued by glitchiness and poor graphics. Hope it was worth it!
I wish I had a solid gold bed!
-
Granted, but someone steals it and you are forced to sleep a hard floor for eternity (or until you buy a new bed) :)
I wish I was James Bond.
-
Granted, but you will never find love. Ever. Kiss your soul mate goodbye.
Oh, and everything you own has a self-destruct button.
I wish for a steak.
-
Granted, but it's really, really, really small and it's covered in loads of mustard. Really strong mustard.
I wish that time would slow down so I could get everything done. For once.
-
Granted, but when time speeds back up again everyone is still the same, but you are now 150 years old.
I wish to a bubble bath.
-
Granted, but the bubbles become Froakie's collar-thingie and Froakie appears and invades with all of his Froakie-mates and then shoots ice cold water at you. And yeah.
I wish for Trainer customization on X and Y. That would be cool.
-
Granted, but eveyone chooses to look exactly the same as you!
I wish to gain Runecrafting experience quicker in Runescape so that I'll be level 91 already.
(even though I'm only 1 level away to begin with!)
-
Granted, but Jagex kicks you off Runescape because you made everyone realize they can just do that also.
I wish I had a shiny pokemon.
-
Dull people can't have shiny Pokémon.
I wish I get a 3DS XL for free.
-
Granted. You get a broken one from the dumpster.
I wish for a Yorkie puppy!
-
Granted. You'll get a dead one.
I wish Pokémon X and Y release in August.
(Sorry for not posting before, I'm new, I forgot).
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Granted, but they are really bad because the GameFreak team didn't have enough time to make them awesome... then you chuck it out the window because it is so awful and your window smashes and then you have to pay for another window. Ouch.
I wish for some chocolate cake.
-
Granted, but it's addictive and you stuff yourself to death.
I wish to be a better Pokemon spriter.
-
Granted, but it turns out it's actually a disguised virus program and it infects your whole computer deleting and corrupting everything and infecting every computer that its near.
I wish my brother would hurry and call me and tell me if he's on his way home yet.
-
Granted, but he tells you he's committing suicide, and then shoots himself over the phone.
I wish for another wish.
-
Granted, but the genie from the lamp kills you for asking.
I wish GTA V releases for the PC.
-
Granted, but it releases after you die.
I wish for the Dragon app.
-
Granted, but then it blows up spectacularly in your face.
I wish to not have to be sleepy.
-
Granted, but then you can never get to sleep and you die.
I wish for more money
-
Granted.
I wish for you go understand.
-
Granted, but then everyone's brains explode and you get covered in the icky brain-bits.
I wish for Kingdom Hearts III to finally be released.
-
Granted, except that it was rushed so badly, it's worse then Sonic '06.
I wish I could fly.
-
Granted, but your first flight ends up being worse than the Wright brothers'.
I wish for an iPhone 5S.
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Granted, but its a plastic toy one that holds sweets
I wish for my migraines to stop
-
Granted, but then terrible earaches start.
I wish to be better at Photoshop.
-
Granted but you spend so much tine on it your social life is destroyed
I wish for a taco.
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Granted. It's a poop-taco. Let's call it a tortilla-diaper. Eat up, it looks a lot like beef. >:D
I wiiiiiiiiish for...... a Darkrai's collar. :-*
-
Granted, but It turns into moldy cheese!
I wish that I could control time.
-
granted, but you been to age at an accelerated rate that cannot be altered by time
-
I wish for you to make a wish
-
granted but the world explodes
I wish i was a blaziken
-
Granted but you get fried up by colonel sanders
I wish for a Kentucky fried ShinyBlaziken2000
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Granted but I punch you
I wish for ice magic that Is very powerful and I can control extremely well
-
Granted but it melts.
I wish for beef jersey
Stupid iPad
Beef jersey
Jersey
JERKEY
God damnit
-
Granted but it's a beef jersey o3o :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: >:D >:D
I wish for infinate monies!
-
Granted but it's fake money.
I wish that Pokemon was real ^.^
-
Granted, but they proceed to kill you
I wish for a skitty!
-
Granted, but it's made out of poop
I wish for a pepperoni and pineapple pizza.
-
Granted but the Pepperoni is horse meat
I wish I could have all the clothes I wanted
-
Granted but they are dirty and have moths
I wish for hitmonchu
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Granted but it didn't work, you already have one
I wish for dark chocolate
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Granted, but a slave made it
I wish for a milk chocolate truffle
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granted but it's blood chocolate
i wish for a lillipup
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Granted, but it's invisible
I wish for another corndog
-
granted but it was eaten by my invisible lillipup
I wish my invisible lillipup was visible!
-
Granted, but it's only visible under UV light!
I wish for a laser that doesn't harm me in any way, shape or form
-
Granted, but ShinyBlaziken2000's invisible lillipup eats it.
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I wish for a lucariken
-
Granted, but it's 2:00 in the morning.
I wish I'd get promoted to webmaster so I can go on a huge banning spree against all my enemies here. >:D
-
Granted but it's on a different site... A LITTLE GIRL'S SITE!
I wish for permanent hair dye in the shade I have now....
-
Granted, but you have an allergic reaction to the stuff it is made up of
I wish that my netbook was faster
-
Granted but it also restarts itself every time you use the mouse/keyboard.
I wish for a copy of every book ever written in my own huuuuuge library.
-
Granted but they are all made of broccoli.
I wish for ice cream
-
Granted but multiple seagulls poop on it... and you
I wish for the ability to teleport!
-
Granted but you can't control when you teleport or where you go. And you first teleport to an angry frenchmen convention....
i wish for a black uv light so I can see my invisible skitty
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Granted but you find out that your invisible skitty is not actually a skitty. It is a very angry Diglett and it does't like you.
I wish I had a Hydreigon and it liked me and it was awesome etc. etc. etc.
-
Granted but its allergic to you!!!!
I wish for Pokémon white to accept my name
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Granted but it glitches every time you save your game
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NO wish NO wish * World Explodes*
I wish for a hitmonchu
-
Granted, but it has no legs!
Edit: Forgot the wish; I wish for a dinosaur
-
Granted - now you're back in time, to the ten seconds before the asteroid hits... you're directly in line of fire and you cant move an inch.
I wish for spaghetti. But not to be spaghetti.
-
Granted but your house turns into spaghetti.
I wish for a :ph34r:
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Granted but it kills you
I wish this game made sense
-
Granted, but it doesn't for another 3565674756765787698797856786984 years.
I wish to be able to type é
-
Granted, but it makes your iPad unresponsive (your on ipad, right? If so, you just hold down e and it allows you to choose an accent)
I wish for my dog to stop being a moron
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granted but now your stupid!
I wish for a cake
-
Granted, but the cake is a lie.
I wish for a million rupees!
-
Granted, but they are only valid in hyrule
i wish for people to actually understand me
-
Granted, but in the process you change gender.
I wish for a hotdog
-
Granted but it's made of cat meat.
I wish for more space on my computer.
-
Granted, but it's literal space rather than memory space.
I wish for a large 10 scoop chocolate ice cream, that doesn't melt and isn't made of anything wierd
-
Granted, but I eat it!
I wish that I could order fries with that
-
Granted, but they are chili cheese fries, and are too spicy to eat.
I wish for a birdarang that isn't going to kill me, or eat me or be eaten, and is made out of the proper materials...
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Yay spicy! :D
Granted but it is inedible
I wish for hot sauce
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Granted but I drink it
I wish for WATER!!!!!
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Yay spicy! :D
Granted but it is inedible
Birdarangs are inedible anyway; they're Robins Batarangs.
Granted, but due to the Hydrogen molecules being of a less stable isotope of hydrogen (e.g. tritium) the imbalance in the nature of the electrons means it behaves in an irregular fashion.
I wish for Francium
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:??? There you go, but it is stolen
I wish that this game was logical
-
Granted, but as all things move towards disorder it quickly becomes illogical again
I wish for a pet chameleon
-
Granted, but it hates you
I wish for a hamburger
-
Granted, but it's 2:00 in the morning.
I wish for a wish that is only corruptible by Robin (Робин).
Робин = the spelling of Robin in Russian. [Small because no one cares]
-
Granted but I sent him a PM to corrupt it (not really)
I wish to look more like this 8)
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Okay but You'll be reborn and have to go through puburty again
-
Granted, but it's 2:00 in the morning.
I wish for a wish that is only corruptible by Robin (Робин).
Робин = the spelling of Robin in Russian. [Small because no one cares]
Your wish is now corrupted >:D
Okay but You'll be reborn and have to go through puburty again
You forgot to wish, therefore I'll just corrupt your existence; you get hit by a meteor for not wishing...
I wish for a bacon sandwich that isn't poisonous...
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Granted, but it's burnt to a crisp and is thus cannot be eaten.
I wish pokemon were real.
-
Granted but they eat you.
I wish Meganiums were real, and they're herbivores.
-
Granted but you're now an apple.
I wish someone could do all my ironing for me.
-
Granted, but you become paralysed from the neck down.
I wish for chicken to be a country!
-
Granted, but England explodes.
I wish for more time to think of a good wish
-
Granted, but no amount of time will help you so you just die...
I wish for the moon!!!!!!
-
Granted but you land on the dark side and freeze to death!
I wish no one moaned about anything.
-
Granted, but everyone on this forum is excused >:D
I wish for a pet dinosaur that doesn't eat me
-
Granted but he does huge smelly poops everywhere and you have to clean them up with your bare hands.
I wish for a clean Umbreon onesie that fit and wouldn't rip.
-
Granted, but you misplace it.
I wish for a banana
-
Granted, but it flings you into space.
I wish for candy
-
Granted but it's one refresher and I eat it even though I don't like refreshers.
I wish for my Mum not to be annoyed with me for not doing anything all day when she gets home from work.
-
Granted, but your dad isn't exactly happy about it....
I wish for infinate monies! :D
-
Granted, but it's virtual
I wish for a frog
-
Granted, but its a poison dart frog, and its crawling on your head....
I wish for a sword
-
Granted but its a foam sword >:D
I wish for 3 wishes!
-
Granted but you get the opposite of what you wish for.
I wish for this fly to just fly out the window instead of being a stupid idiot.
-
Granted, but 2 even stupider flies fly in
I wish mosquitoes didn't exist
-
Granted, I'm not going to corrupt that wish because I hate them too!
I wish for the next poster t o corrupt the wish.
-
Granted, but the wish has to be written in russian to be corrupted.
I wish for a life
-
Granted but its a ticket to Life of Pi.
I wish for a burger and fries.
-
Granted, but the wish has to be written in russian to be corrupted.
Where you trying to get either me or Draghost banned? :tongue2:
Granted, but a truck driver takes it from you.
I wish for a squirrel.
-
Granted but it is cooked into my burger!
I wish for a Lucario that won't hurt me and is willing to be my pet.
-
Granted, but a rouge blaziken kills you instead :tongue2:
I wish for a rouge blaziken v_v
-
Granted, but it eats you because it dislikes being red (rouge = red in french, did you mean Rogue?)
I wish for a man eating burger
-
Granted, but you are eaten first
I wish for french fries
-
Granted but Wolstenhole eats them.
-
Yaaaaaaaay Food! Yummmm.
I wish for internet that worked with Nintendo Wi-fi.
-
granted, but every time you try to get on, your house explodes
i wish for grammers
-
Granted but they're bad.
-
They already weres
Your life is corrutped!
I wish for better spelling
-
Granted, but it's in Russian
I wish for everyone to speak Russian.
-
Granted, but they all get banned by Joeno.
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I wish for a draghost point
-
Granted but there is no reward for 10 of them.
I wish to be a Modmin.
-
granted but you are banned
I wish for a puppy
-
Granted, but it's stupid.
I wish for a shuriken
-
granted, but its invsible
i wish for a smart puppy
-
Granted. It is SO smart that it learns to use technology and talk and enslaves us all. You are now hated by ALL humans....
I wish I had a new oven stove!
-
granted, but you didn't say It had to work....
I wish for magic powers
-
Granted, but the power is to be able to step one inch further than normal, at the cost of your soul.
I wish for a turkey sandwich... And the turkey can't be dry...
-
Granted, but you are vegetarian
I wish for another bowl of cheeseburger soup
-
granted, but its just a cheeseburger in a bowl of water
I wish for barbecue flavor on my potato chips
-
granted, but someone already licked all the flavor off so you're stuck with plain again
i wish i could go to mars
-
Granted but you die from lack of air.
I wish for some coke.
-
Granted. You get some but then are arrested by the cops on the spot during a drug raid. You are also known as "meat" while in prison. Enjoy your 1- year sentence buddy! >:D
I wish I had a pet squirrel!
-
Granted but it is the size of a water bear.
I wish to be able to hold my pet anole.
-
Granted. All is going well until it rips off your face and eats it....
I wish I could have a new TV!
-
Granted but the only channel is PBS Kids.
I wish for a free ticket to Disneyland.
-
Granted. It is dated July 25, 1978!
I wish for some bacon!
-
Granted, but it is made out of human flesh.
I wish for an ice-cream cone.
-
Granted but he does huge smelly poops everywhere and you have to clean them up with your bare hands.
I wish for a clean Umbreon onesie that fit and wouldn't rip.
Why?
granted but it's wingull poop
I wish for a phoenix
-
Why what? :laugh:
Granted but it's Fawkes so it will never stay with you bc it's still loyal to Dumbledore.
I wish for lots of sleep with really good dreams.
-
See above quote.
Granted, but your life is made is living nightmare
I wish for pizza
-
Yeah but which part of the post?If you noticed it's split into two paragraphs :tongue2:
Granted but it's your very worst nightmare for a topping.
I want perfection (Ha!)
-
Granted, but it's from Draghosts point of view...
I wish for an incorruptible wish
-
Not Granted! :P
I wish that I could understand exactly what people were trying to say even if they were being vague
-
That one chloe
granted but you can't understand anything else
I wish for magic
-
Some of my friends are organising a superheroes campout and I asked them if I could come as a Pokemon and they said yes so now I need an Umbreon onesie.
Happy? :P
Granted but it's dark magic and you have to live off unicorn blood.
I wish for more hours in the day.
-
Why not a shirt? :???
Granted, but you are not alive for any of them
I wish for chocolate, that isn't poop.
-
Some of my friends are organising a superheroes campout
I think you should have been Robin...
Granted, but it's 100% cocoa
I wish for unlimited fish
-
Granted, but you now hate fish
I wish for an understanding of the universe
-
Granted. You die from all the knowledge about the universe because it was too much. You head literally exploded from all the info.
I wish I had a new iPod Touch!
-
Granted, but it broke!
I wish for a Wii U
-
Granted, but it immediately combusts after coming out of the packaging.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza.
-
Granted but the pepporoni came out of a spider's
Random person: Please don't say it.
I wish for a wish that wishes that it wished that I didn't wish for a wish but yet wished up a wish.
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Not granted!
I wish for a fish
-
Granted, but the fish is stuck inside a dish!
I wish to be Robin!
-
Granted, but you're one of the ones who die, and not resurrected.
I wish school didn't start for another month.
-
Granted,but that month is for extra homework and summer school.
I wish I was a planet.
-
Granted, but you are Venus. The one covered in gas. Enjoy.
I wish to be wealthy.
-
Granted, but you have no friends
I wish to be Robin (Dick Grayson)!
(Ha, that sorts that corruption...)
-
Granted, but you die
I wish for tacos.
-
Granted, but they fall from the sky and crush you.
I wish for my sister to stop bugging me.
-
Granted,but now brother has started bugging you.
I wish I was the moon,but nothing bad happens.
-
Granted, but a new, bigger moon replaces you.
I wish for bacon
-
Granted, but you suddenly become a vegetarian for no apparent reason.
I wish for a mansion.
-
Granted, but it's a model of a mansion
I'm going to hav one more shot at my wish:
I wish to be Robin(Dick Grayson), alive and well!
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granted, but It's only a costume, and you're you.
I wish I was mario
-
Granted, and you just fell down a bottomless pit. *Dramatic noises*
I wish I had burgers.
-
Granted but they are poisonous.
I wish I was Groudon.
-
Granted, but I just used Grass Knot. :3
I wish I could learn every move.
-
Granted but you have 1 in every stat
@Blaze, we all know I'd make a better Robin anyway :tongue2: ;D
I wish for a turkey
-
Granted, but you're whatever turkeys eat
I wish I could shoot arrows like hawkeye
-
Granted, but Hawkeye has suddenly lost the will to live.
I wish I hard a crossbow.
-
Granted, but you don't have any bolts
I wish to be Scandinavian
-
Granted but you are a grandma because I don't know what that means.
I wish I was Groudon,but you couldn't corrupt this wish.
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Granted, but as couldn't is past tense I can now corrupt it.
I wish to be an elf
-
Granted. Congratulations. You're a midget in a funny costume.
I wish I was famous.
-
Granted, but trolls kill you
I wish that Glash101's wish was corruptible.
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Not granted
I wish you all are belong to ME!!!!!!
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Not granted. :3
I wish I was uncorruptable.
-
Granted, but it fails
I wish for Glash101 to turn into a magikarp and it be granted and work.
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Granted :3
I wish to be a king
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Granted but I evolve into Gyarados and eat you,thus burping up your crown.
I wish you had to grant this wish: All of you are belong to ME!!!!
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Granted but we escape!
I wish you'd fix the SSBC RP (No seriously, I don't want to confuse anyone and my character to be recognized)
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Granted,Seriously I did and also,Lucario uses Aura sphere on YOU thus destroying your spirit.
I wish for this wish to get corrupted like crazy.
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Granted. You become insane, start coming up with a conspiracy about mice planning to kill us all and turn us into zombie slaves, and are permanentally committed into a mental hospital for life!
I wish I had another 3DS!
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Granted but the 3D doesn't work
I wish for Crustless bread!
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Granted but it's garlic and you are turned into a vampire.
I wish for 4 more wishes.
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Granted but they're out of date :tongue2:.
I wish for a completely functioning laptop.
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Granted but it will come to you in 6153.
I wish...well I have nothing to wish for,so You can't corrupt this if I don't wish for anything :D
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You get thrown into a bottomless pit of darkness and despair for not making a wish!
I wish for karaoke cds of all my favourite songs (I have a CD+G karaoke machine!)
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Granted, but they're all pirated! Good luck with the fuzz. ;)
I wish I had a katana.
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Granted but it's made of rubber.
I wish I was Your worst nightmare.
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Granted, but I woke up.
I wish you couldn't corrupt these wishes.
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Granted but before I granted it Nyan cat killed you.
I wish I had a God form.
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Granted, but everyone is an Atheist.
I wish I was Arceus,
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granted, but your a lv.1 and I walk up....
I wish I could turn into my avvy!
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Granted,but your stuck in a white square and flat and can't move.You have to only watch posts above,next to,and below you.
I wish that I was a lvl. 8,000,000 White kyurem and you have to grant this but you can't make anything go wrong.Nothing replacing me,nothing at all that's bad.
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Granted, but you don't exist.
I wish for cheeseburger soup
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Granted but it's a Blazicario Cheezburger in Shiny water.
I wish that you corrupted this wish to be a fish.
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Not granted :tongue2:
I wish you were a fish
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Granted but it was corrupted.
I wish to be corrupted like mad.
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Granted, but you turn into Alfred E. Neuman
I wish for cake
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Granted, the cake is a lie =P
I wish for an invisible cape.
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granted, but you trip over it.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie
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Not granted.
I wish I wasn't Alfred E Neumen.
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Granted, but you are now Adolf Hitler
I wish that the cake wasn't a lie, and you have to grant the wish.
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Granted But the cake is alive now.
I wish that I was Alfred E. Neumen but you had to grant this wish.
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Granted, but everybody hates you
I wish I had a fork (to eat the cake)
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Granted, but it's a fork in the road :laugh: :laugh:
I wish for a real capture styler!
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Granted, but it only works in Almia, Oblivia, or the other pokemon ranger region.
I wish for a real life blaziken.
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Granted, but it only lives in Hoenn
I wish for a capture styler that works in the UK :tongue2:
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Granted, but as soon as you try to use it, it explodes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I wish that I was eating cake, right now.
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Granted, but you choke.
I wish this post was revived.
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Granted but your computer crashes.
I wish for mind reading powers.
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Granted. The government soon finds out about your powers, captures you, and subjects you to extremely painful test. You now pray for death....
I wish for a limited edition blue Xernas 3DS XL!
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Granted, but it's only the poster!
I wish for a bar of gold.
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Granted. It was created from a Smurf and the other Smurfs gang up and attack you for killing their friend and they kill you in retaliation with a high powered laser made from mushrooms and powered by Smurf berries. Looks like Gargamel severely underestimated these blue beings....
I wish for some sausage!
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Granted, but it's blood sausage, made of Jigglypuffs!
I wish for $10 so I can eat Taco Bell for lunch.
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Granted. It's Canadian and counterfeit!
I wish Edward would kill Bella!
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Granted, but you die as well.
I wish for a cherry tree.
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Granted. A zombie George Washington then chops it down and he proceeds to eat your brain....
I wish Jigglypuff could learn Metronome.
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Granted, but Metronome turned into Rest and he fell asleep.
I wish for cheese.
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Granted, but you are now allergic to it.
I wish for another wish!
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Granted.
I wish for you to make my wish and have the person below you corrupt both your wish and mine.
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Not granted!
I wish that you realized that I'm not a copy of you.
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Granted, but you can't make someone realize something that is absolutely incorrect.
Granted, but then I remember you're just a little kid and therefore I shouldn't listen to you.
Double corruptions! 2 in 1!
I wish for the next poster to not be ShinyBlaziken2000.
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Granted, but it's me, so it's worse.
I wish for a rocket launcher
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Not granted.
Damnit Grayson!
Granted, but it blows up on you.
I wish that draghost would finally get back to rp.
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But instead you get me back to RP :B
I wish for a good nights sleep...
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Granted, it's a good night's sleep indeed *Evily laughs*
I wish you would stop talking
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Too bad. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I wish that was annoying enough. :wacko:
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Not granted.
I wish for ice cream
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Sure, you can have the one that fell off the cone and is half melted on the floor :)
I wish for a drink of an alcoholic beverage :ph34r:
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Granted, but you get drunk and arrested with a dui
I wish for a laser!
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Granted, Draghost stops taking his role as a mod seriously and now there are loads of trolls overloading the forum!
I wish for a beam of light to hit the ground and open a portal to another dimension (and yes, I want to fall in!)
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Granted, but the other dimension is exactly the same to ours.
I wish for the ability to see the future!
-
Granted. You are also sent back to colonial New England. The colonists see you use your powers and they think you're a witch and then burn you at the stake.
I wish for a bunny rabbit.
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Granted, but it turns into a lickilicky
I wish for a lucario
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Granted,but his ninja side took over and abandoned you XD
I wish for Plants vs zombies Garden warefare
-
Granted, but your computer and phones both explode.
I wish I had a cell phone.
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Granted,but it's a phone for cells.
I wish for infinite POWER!
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Granted but you instead get infinite REWOP!
I wish for infinite REWOP!
-
Granted, but instead you get etinifni power, which does absolutely nothing.
I wish for a stack of pancakes like how my mother used to make them.
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Granted. They are made from Soylent Green.
I wish for a special edition Pokemon X&Y 3DS!
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Granted, but it's made of Styrofoam.
I wish for an invisible dragon
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Granted. It then tears you apart and you cannot do a thing since it IS invisible nor can anyone rescue you since NO ONE can see the dragon.
I wish I was a billionaire!
-
Granted, but you're a billion feet in the air.
I with for a cookie.
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Granted,but it's brussel sprout flavored.
I wish to learn the HM Rock climb
-
Granted, but it's instead the new TM Splash.
I wish that I could use blaziken's uber moveset in real life.
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Granted, but you Speed Boost so much you keep running into walls.
I wish I could get 100 master balls.
-
Granted, but instead you get 100 master bulls, that also hate Scrafty.
I wish that I could be my brother at WarLight
-
Granted. Someone stabs you to death. With a spoon....
I wish I had a new TV.
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Granted. But it kills you.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted. You get some dirt. What? You got some "world piece."
I wisk for a George Foreman grill!
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Granted. However you instead got a George Foreman grill Cup.
I wish for no wars
-
Granted. You are now dead. Don't have to worry about war now, do you?
I wish for a Wii U!
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Granted, but YOU are the Wii (Wii U) ;)
I wish for less stupid people on the earth
-
Granted. You disappear from the face of the Earth....
I wish for a firetruck!
-
Granted, you get a truck which sets you on fire!
I wish Avril Lavigne and Taylor Swift would do a duet together. (they both sound alike!)
-
Granted. You disappear from the face of the Earth....
Hey!
@Petz: Granted but you hate it.
I wish for control over fire.
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You got it, but everything you touch burns.
I wish I was a girl.
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Granted, but everyone hates you.
I wish he didn't wish to be a girl. ^
-
Granted. YOU become a GIRL. You are now Snooki and are ALWAYS plastered and an idiot. Don't get at me. YOU wanted it.
I wish I had a Wii U!
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Granted. But YOU are the Wii (Wii U)
I wish for a taco
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Granted. You are now married to a 600 pound fat guy named Taco!
I wish for a new stove!
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Granted, but it looks like a lickilicky.
I wish for a stove that looks like blaziken
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Granted but it's fat and doesn't work.
I wish 'this certain person (irl)' would talk to me and we could be friends like we used to be!
-
Granted, but everyone else hates you.
I wish that my soup would cool faster.
-
Granted. It becomes frozen solid and can NEVER be thawed out.
I wish I was a sugar addicted green squirrel with a lazy eye! (Points for whoever knows what I'm referencing!)
-
Granted, but you are run over by a truck carrying carrots.
I wish I was Bug Bunny!
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Granted.
You are a bunny made out of bugs, which makes you look so very slightly terrifying.
You are doomed to spend the rest of your days dragging yourself along the floor, croaking "Kill me..." while doing so.
I wish for tree fiddy.
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Granted, but you get a fiddy tree instead.
I wish for an apple pie
-
Granted. It is is the tastiest pie ever to exist. You take one bite and find out the pie is ALSO the most toxic one ever made as well and you drop dead!
I wish I was a green kleptomaniac raccoon wearing a fedora! (Points to whoever gets the reference!)
-
Granted, but you hate jigglypuffs.
I wish I was a green kleptomaniac raccoon wearing a fedora
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^(You don't know what I'm referencing, do you?)
Granted. You steal a sub to loot a sunken ship for treasure and the sub gets stuck on a volcanic vent and melts the gold you are wearing and you die an EXTREMELY painful death. But on the bright side, you look fabulous in gold!
I wish I was a genius anteater with glasses!
-
(Stop making references!)
Fine. The glasses are lined with spikes, that keep jabbing you in the face.
I wish for tickets to the super bowl!
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Granted! You get to see the world's largest bowl!
I wish I was a red porcupine with dandruff!
-
Granted, but you can no longer make references.
I wish I wasn't such a wuss
-
Granted, but you are now so fearless that you have the urge to skateboard down a cliff on a cardboard box.
I wish for some sweet tea that isn't poisonous and doesn't have any gross stuff in it.
-
Granted. It's drops and smashes.
I wish for my favorite TV show to come back!
-
Granted. But its revival makes the so SO horrible that it is cancelled literally two seconds after it returns and is aired and anyone who even mentions it is legally arrested and beaten to death by a rabid weasel tied to a stick.
I wish I had a Wind Waker special edition Wii U!
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Granted, but I eat it.
I wish CJ would stop unnecessarily emphasizing words by putting them in all CAPS.
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Granted. Now I type like this!!!!
I wish for a corndog!
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Granted but it is literally dog meat and you don't know.
I wish I had remembered to take my copy of Shakespeare's The Twelfth Night out of my locker to bring home yesterday.
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Granted.
I wish for nothing at all.
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Not granted, you get me corrupting your wish! :laugh:
I wish I would win Mark's Spriting Contest at least once.
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Granted, but that makes me not win and so I stop talking to you ;)
I wish I could sprite well
-
Granted, but I eat you and crap you out in a dimension where you can never sprite well.
I wish for toilet paper after crapping Dick out.
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Granted but it's rough and scratchy!
I wish that Dick was not a crap.... he already smells!
-
Granted, but instead I'm my usual self
I wish for Nate to be nicer
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Not granted, you get me corrupting your wish! :laugh:
Paradox!
Granted, but instead I'm my usual self
I wish for Nate to be nicer
Granted, but I'm meaner
I wish I would stop getting sniped
-
Granted, but instead you just get shot normally.
I wish for everyone to be nice to everyone
-
Granted but no one talks.... ever.
I wish for for a 'bottomless' Pains Au Chocolat!
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Granted, you get unlimited pains related to chocolate xD
I wish to be smart!
-
Granted, your name is smart.
I wish I could speak spanish
-
Granted but the Spanish language dies out in everyone but you and they all think you're mad!
I wish my brother wasn't going to Uni tomorrow v_v
-
Granted, but your brother is swapped with me. So you end up with constant annoyance.
I wish for a dinosaur that likes me
-
Granted. but it is a Dinosaur come Dragon named Ray and he constantly eats everyone you know!
I wish this topic didn't get out of hand! :laugh: :wacko:
-
Granted, but that means us two have to be banned...
I wish for a turkey sandwich
-
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish for a Play station 4
-
Granted. It falls apart as soon as you touch it.
i wish I had cute little monkey eyes that would get me whatever I want by staring innocently at them!
-
Granted but you asked somebody to kill you, they did.
I wish to know everything.
-
Granted, but you forget how to breath and die.
I wish to be Robin
-
Granted. Unfortunately, you didn't specify which Robin, so I made you Jason. You've now been dead for several years.
I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator...
-
Granted, but you become apoplectic towards everyone instead.
I wish I was Dick Grayson (better?)
-
Granted but it's Dick Grayson as in, yourself.
hahahaha I'm evil.
I wish I had my pyjamas on right now.
-
Granted, but they're Nate-skin Pyjamas
I wish for a donkey
-
Granted but you're the Donkey!
I wish for a friendly Dragon friend!
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Granted, but all your other friends hate you.
I wish to have control over Nate's mind.
-
Granted but it's just full of images of naked women.
I wish I wasn't socially awkward.
-
Granted. You are now so popular that people literally watch you do everything!
I wish for a giant lollipop!
-
Granted, but the lollipop is me frozen to a stick.
I wish that I was Richard John Grayson (can't be me this time; that's not my middle name, it's Robins)
-
Granted. You were a teenager in 1940, and are thus over 80 years old.
I wish Dick could count properly.
-
Granted, it's already true.
I wish for Nate to be nice to me forever!
-
Granted. He becomes your personal slave and you die from an overload of niceness!!
I wish for a new watch!
-
Granted. It looks like a Rolex but it's really a bomb.
I wish my hair would grow faster.
-
Granted, but it grows all over and you look like a gorilla.
I wish to be the modern incarnation of Dick John Grayson (I'll eventually get this)
-
Granted but Dick John Grayson is actually some fat guy that died in the twenties. You are him... not the Dick John Grayson you are talking about.
I wish I never had to iron my clothes... ever.
-
Granted, but instead you iron my clothes.
Okay, trying again:
I wish I was Dick John Grayson in a modern incarnation, as Robin, the superhero (not the bird).
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Granted. A misaimed Batrang decapitates you!
I wish for some pineapples!
-
Granted, but they're apple pines...
I wish that I could be Nate's big brother!
-
Granted, but Chloe is your older sister, and she's very mean.
I wish that da' puff would stop talking in huge text.
-
Granted. Now I type like this! You have only yourself to blame!
I wish for an unlimited credit card!
-
Granted, and fighting a Magnemite renders it unusable.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza!
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Granted, on your pizza is pepper and macaroni.
I wish that I had infinite monies!
-
Granted, but no store will accept them. :P
I wish for the power to do anything I want!
-
Granted, but you can no longer want anything.
I wish for the apocalypse to happen
-
Granted, you meet a guy named The Apocalypse.
I wish for a pair of ear plugs.
-
Granted. You get ear plugs and unfortunately for you, they're electric and you get shocked to death as soon as you put them in....
I wish for a nice steak!
-
Granted, but its a stake and you get stabbed.
I wish for cheese.
-
Granted, but it glues your lips together.
I wish for cheese that isn't rotten, moldy, made of anything nasty, or that does what I used to corrupt the wish.
-
Granted. It is made of plastic. What? That isn't gross!
I wish for a cheeseburger!
-
Granted, you get a burger, made of cheese.
I wish I was a sadist.
-
Granted, but you are extremely emotionally unstable and cry uncontrollably at the slightest disruption.
I wish for a slice of pepperoni pizza.
-
Granted. You turn into a pepperoni pizza. I slice you in half.
I wish Pokémon was real.
-
Granted but the "evil teams" actually have authority and no one can stop them.
I wish Sebatian Vettel wasn't a good driver.
-
Granted, he's now a great driver. Hey, you wish that he wasn't a good driver....
I wish I had more energy.
-
He's already a great driver. That's why I don't like him... no one stands a chance.
Granted but when you finally do go to sleep you time travel all the way back to the big bang.
I wish I had some awakenings right now, my Espurr is sleeping and I can't be bothered to switch her out.
-
Granted, but they are all wasted on a sleeping snorlax.
I wish I had pokemon X
-
Granted but you have no 3(or 2)DS.
I wish Team Flare would get out of my way.
-
(No problem, I could borrow from my brother)
Granted, but team plasma is there instead.
I wish that I could think of a wish.
-
Granted, but the thought is so gut-wrenchingly horrible you're put off of lunch, and it's a really nice lunch.
I wish for tree fiddy.
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Granted, but it's invisible.
I wish for money.
-
Granted. But it's fake.
I wish a big fat Slurpuff would fall on Wobbin.
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Granted, but you two were close together
I wish for an ant farm
-
Gwanted, but I said "gwanted" instead of "granted."
I wish you would fall down a staircase and be completely unharmed.
-
Granted, but I also dropped my ice cream :(
I wish I could tame Godzilla
-
Granted, but king kong crushes you.
I wish king kong crushed Jackal.
-
Granted, but King Kong was thrashed by Godzilla.
I wish I was better at Tekken
-
Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Tekken was better at you.
I wish people would get that reference.
-
In Soviet Russia wish grants you!
I wish I had infinite Rare Candy!
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(Granted!)
Granted, but in soviet russia, Rare Candy get infinite you!
I wish that people would laugh at that.
-
Granted. They then kill you....
I wish I had a Hawlucha!
-
Granted but it's just a human dressed as a Hawlucha.
I wish I could draw because I want to draw Helioptile on a surfboard (it learns surf.)
-
Granted, but you now hate pokemon with every fiber of your being.
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Granted, but not granted, but granted.
I wish for this wish to be granted, not granted, mentioned, or not responded to at all.
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I wish for this wish to be granted, not granted, mentioned, or not responded to at all.
wish does not meet wish guidelines
wish has been discarded
i wish someone could corrupt this wish
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Error! Error! Does not compute!
Star trek guy: This is highly illogical.
*Both guy and me explode*
Um......
I wish for a magic sword.
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Granted but it's enchanted to kill you :-)
I wish for all my homework/coursework to be finished, handed in and given full marks.
-
Granted, but then said instructors realize they are all plagiarized, and you get no marks and are arrested.
I wish that there was more snow.
-
Granted, but it never ends... or melts... Congrats on ending the world
I wish I could feel feelings
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Granted, but you can't dream a dream inside your mind.
I wish I could grant wishes.
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GRANTED! But you make many mistakes and corrupt these wishes.
I wish for more wishes
-
Granted, but they all come, pre-used!
I wish that my gen VI OU test team will dominate.
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Granted, But mine will still be better.
I wish that People would play things other than OU
-
Granted, but you only play ou.
I wish that people would realize that Mega Blaziken is the best around!
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NOT GRANTED OKAY.
I wish Typhlosion got more recognition. Then I could be friends with the world.
-
Granted, then the world explodes.
I wish that you'd watch this!
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/pokebankoubeta-58292383 (http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/pokebankoubeta-58292383)
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Granted, but I laugh at how bad your team is.
I wish I could get a shiny Dratini
-
Granted, but it completely glitches your game and it doesn't work.
I wish for a giant, electric flyswatter.
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Granted, but it can't be used on flies.
I wish to be stronger than Nate.
-
Granted, but you're stronger than some other guy named nate. Not your bro.
I wish that I had a real life mega blaziken.
-
Granted, but it is pathetically weak and is a liability.
I wish for an electric fly swatter also. But not to swat flies...
-
Granted. It electrocutes you as soonas you pick it up....
I wish I had a LOZ Special Edition Wii U!
-
Granted, but, it's just a cardboard cut out of it.
I wish for food.
-
Granted, But you don't like it, even though it smells so good.
I wish I could have 7 'Mons.... I want Gengar and Arceus
-
Granted. Gengar and Arceus then kill you!
I wish for a cute and smart little Yorkie puppy!
-
Granted, but now I'm sad and envious.
I wish I knew how long it took for my dragon to hatch. *Hint* *Hint*
-
Granted. You know the answer but then it hatches and the dragon dismembers you.
I wish I could speak Squirrel!
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Granted, but all you can speak in it is swear words and insults. :D
I wish for people to like my jokes.
-
Granted, but they're liked so much that everyone begins to copy your comedy.
I wish for a magic hairbrush. Yeah.
-
Granted, the electricity that the magic hairbrush builds up electrifies your brain when you use it!
I wish for a way to take my bounty hunter character out of my star wars game to protect me in real life.
(I call him chocolate-bar)
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Granted. You get....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
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A CHOCOLATE BAR! (What? It'll protect you from being depressed. Once.)
I wish for a limited edition LOZ: Wind Waker Wii U!
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Nice corruption! (I actually hate Bounty bars ironically!)
Granted, not only is your legend of zelda game limited edition (in that there are only a few copies sold) but its also a limited edition in that you can only play it for 10 minutes before your Wii U explodes in your face!
I wish for enough credits (in star wars the old republic) to buy a Revan holostatue and a fully expanded inventory.
-
Granted. You are about to make the purchase when a meteorite suddenly falls down from the sky and strikes you dead.
I wish that someone would throw water onto Natalie Portman and she'd melt into a puddle much like the Wicked Witch of the West.
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Granted, water is thrown on natalie portman, but she doesn't melt - She grows bigger! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL6h2pss7CQ)
I wish for a nimbus cloud (like the one Goku has from dragonball)
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^ I don't get it and where's your wish?
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^in the edited post!
granted, but it starts raining on you! boo hoo!
i wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow!
-
Granted. You are dead and never have to go to school again.
I wish for a brand new penny!
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granted, but as soon as it appears it is no longer brand new.
I wish for a new headset
-
granted, but it bursts into flames as soon as you put it on your head.
i wish i could have 20 dollars
-
Granted, but it's fake, and you are on FBI's most wanted list.
I wish I had pokemon X
-
Granted. You get an Unown X!
I wish someone would sing Soft Kitty for me!
-
Granted, but it's Justin Bieber
I wish for a delphox
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granted but awful ivs, nature, and trait
i wish i would stop coughing and sneezing so darn much
-
Granted, but your butt starts itching a lot.
I wish that I could go see Catching Fire.
-
granted but you catch fire in the middle of it
i wish my butt didnt itch so darn much
-
Granted, but you start coughing and sneezing again.
I wish that people would laugh at my jokes.
-
granted, but there are really laughing at you.. not with you
i wish i could stop coughing and sneezing without my butt itching
inb4 witty mentions of the crotchal region
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No, not this time.
Granted, but you have a massive headache now.
I wish for another wish.
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granted but you blow that wish on some cheap sunglasses
i wish i could blow bubbles with bubble gum
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Granted, but the gum is laced with neurotoxin!
I wish for a bird.
-
granted, you have the most annoying parakeet to squawk the face of the earth
i wish my email address wasnt so long and tedious to type
-
Granted, you don't have one.
I wish that I could make some people disappear.
-
granted, obama disappears and WAR
i wish my ears werent so big
-
Granted, but now your feet are even bigger.
I wish for a milkshake.
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granted, youre really fat now
i wish to sleep
-
Granted, but it's given to you by darkrai.
I wish that I could play a guitar very well.
-
granted, but you get blisters on your fingers
i wish i wasnt so fat...
-
Granted. You are now a stick! Which was just eaten by a Fennekin with very bad breath....
I wish I was a soft kitty!
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Granted, you're a soft kitty, that was just snatched up by a hawk.
I wish I was an eagle.
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granted, you are an eagle. however, you are a youngeagle killee in a matter of seconds.
i wish for moar pants so i wont freeze
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Granted, but you have less shirts.
I wish for the Cleveland Browns to win Sunday's game.
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nope
granted but they lose all the other games and everyone laughs and them
i wish i could remember some of this text shorthand!
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Granted, but you are cursed to talk in it.
I wish for a taco.
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Granted. Taco's Puttin' On the Ritz plays everywhere you go now.
I wish for a Soft Kitty Singing Plush toy!
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granted, but it gets hold of a knife. and we all know what plush toys do with knives.
i wish for sleep
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Granted, but it never comes.
I wish that my homework would do itself and I'd get perfect scores on it and everything involving school.
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Granted. You are then thrown in prison when it is revealed thar the reason its so perfect is because it's all plagiarized!
I wish for ice cream!
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Granted, but it's poop flavored.
I wish to be able to set people on fire without lighters, matches, etc.
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Granted but it's deadly, spontaneous fire so you get fatally injured with no warning whatsoever.
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No wish? Fine, you explode.
I wish for a bow and arrows to go with it.
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Damn I forgot my wish!!
Granted but they are possessed by and evil spirit and they shoot YOU.
I wish my Mum wasn't making me do chores when I should be essay writing.
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granted but when you finish said essay, it burns, and in the process, burns your entire house down.
guess you have to start over!
i wish for food
lots of food
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Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish for Nelson Mandela to be alive.
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granted but he dies again in 20 minutes. his time has come, and theres no way around it.
wish it was the weekend already
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Granted, but you fall off a cliff.
I wish for a pet tiger
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Granted. It is Saturday December 7 2013. BC.
I wish for Natalie Portman's head on a silver platter!
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Granted, but Justin Bieber now lives with you!
I wish for a new football
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Granted. You get a severed foot to use as a ball!
I wish for a bunny!
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Granted. It is Saturday December 7 2013. BC.
I wish for Natalie Portman's head on a silver platter!
someone got sniped ahaha
granted but it gets run over by birdmans bugatti or whatever it is
i wish my keyboard would woek properly
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Granted, but you now have no computer!
I wish for a doughnut.
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granted but youre really fat now
i wish i would stop making typos like woek
woek
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Granted, but you can't talk normally.
I wish for you to turn into a yak.
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granted but yaks are pretty cool so you jelly now
i wish i was good at something
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Granted. You are now good at nothing. LITERALLY!
I wish for a gingerbread house with funiture and people made out of gingerbread and candy!
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granted but pac man eats it like a little dot
i wish i could have 6 fingers on one hand
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Granted, but that finger is actually a parasite.
I wish for OSU to have won their game last night.
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granted but no one loves you now
i wish for pie!
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Granted, but you're allergic to it
I wish for pie.
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Granted. It is made from hydrofluric acid and it melts you in half from the inside.
I wish for a DS Lite!
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Granted, but it's my old, broken one that barely even works.
I wish for a tomato.
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Granted. You get one and eat it only to find out it was Bob the Tomato. Larry the Cucumber and the other Veggie Tales characters kill you in retaliation. What Did We Learn Today? If you eat a veggie that teaches kids lessons about the Bible and Christian values, you'll be killed by OTHER veggies!
I wish for a credit card!
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Granted, but it's maxed out and when you try to use it, you're arrested. Then you're accused of a crime you didn't commit and sentenced to death.
I wish for a new hat.
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granted, but you get mad hatters disease fromthe mercury in it. now you cray cray.
i wish for more hair
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Granted. Hair starts growing all over your body including your insides and it suffocated you to death.
I wish I had a Magical Boomerang like Link!
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granted, but it eats you because it is magical
i wish for soap!
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Granted, but the soap makes you incredibly dirty instead of clean. The worst part is, you can't wash it off!
I wish that the rocket that I made in my art group would grow bigger and let me travel into space while inside of it.
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Granted. It's made of cardboard. Enjoy your space exploration with that.
I wish I could FLYYYY
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granted, but you slip out of the earths atmosphere and are stuck in outer space for eternity
i wish i wasnt so dumb sometimes...
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Granted. You are now dumb ALL THE TIME!
I wish my W2 game card cover didn't split....
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Granted, now everything else around you splits, including atoms!
I wish for a bunch of perfect IV Ditto so I can breed to get the most powerful pokemon ever.
(I had to revive this thread as it is my favourite forum game on here)
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Granted but they are all hacked and you get a Bad Egg.
I wish for 4 plane tickets to Aruba.
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Granted, but on the ride there, the movie playing is called The Death of My Little Pony
I wish that was a real movie.
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Granted but it's only legal to watch in North Korea.
I wish that I had 100 dollars
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Granted, they're Vietnamese dollars.
I wish for another wish.
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Granted, but the wish has already been used
I wish for a banana.
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granted, but the banana is poisonous. ouch.
i wish for food
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Granted. You get a lifetime supply of....
DRY CAT FOOD! Yum! :3
I wish for a fluffy little Yorkie puppy!
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Granted but it's in the prime stage of decomposing.
I wish for three yellow elephants.
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granted, but they make that loud noise that they make (whats that called? xD) and deafen you
i wish i wasnt so socially awkward
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granted but now your armpit hair touches the ground
I wish for pokemon bank
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Granted, but it is full of bugs.
I WISH MY TABLET WASNT A PIECE OF [censored]!
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Granted, now it's a hamburger with no cheese.
I wish for sanity.
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Granted. You are now sane and are immediately beaten to death by Mel Gibson with a swan. The swan turns out to be a VERY effective weapon....
I wish for some chocolate covered cherries!
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Granted but the cherries are actually cat poop :P
I wish for hair like this: O0
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granted. we give you a time machine and send you to the 80s where people actually wore hair like this. you can never come back. bon voyage.
i wish i could buy shoes in sizes <13 in stores without having to get them custom made #firstworldproblems
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Granted but your feet shrink to the size of a grape.
I wish I had more Easy Cheese
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Granted. You are now fat from eating all of the Easy Cheese.....
I wish for a diamond the size of a house!
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Granted. Due to its size it's been locked in a chamber underground in a far away country and the location hasn't been disclosed.
I wish I could become a musician
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Granted. You are Justin Bieber and are in jail where hundreds of horny men await you while you serve a life sentence without a chance of parole! Enjoy your new life!
I wish for a Happy Tree Friends Cuddles the Bunny plushie!
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Granted but it's stuffed with animal brains.
I wish that I had a Jirachi that is alive and has no mental or physical disorders.
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Granted. It wishes for you to die a painful and long death!
I wish my apartment would clean itself!
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Here's your wish. It cleans itself using your guts.
I wish a Fegel-Onion.
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Granted.
I wish my wishes would really come true without any corruptions.
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n-n-no!
i wish for a properly working nose
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Granted. You get the nose of a coke addict and by touching it, you too get addicted....
I wish for a marshmallow bed!
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Granted, but you're now a giant smore!
Damn, I wish I had a smore.
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Error. Your wish was not granted. A random wish was granted instead. The random wish that was granted instead was "I wish Draghost was my school principal." Granted. I am your school principal. You get expelled.
I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to get the corruption sent right back at them.
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Granted. Of course, the corruption was sent to me, but since I corrupt it with a secondary effect, now you are a fish and map lover, deflecting the corruption from me.
I wish I could object to all plans.
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Granted, but then those people trying to make plans with you are forever harassing you at all hours of the day.
I wish for this semester to be over. :c
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Granted. This semester is named over! That is what you wanted, right?
I wish that I was in the gifted classes for my grade.
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granted but they are hard and you am cry c:
i wish for sleep
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Granted, but darkrai gives it to you.
I wish for a lunar wing!
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Granted. It is a fake and Darkrai still gives you nightmares....
I wish for some ice cream!
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granted, but you get addicted to it and become overweight.
i wish for a good computer
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Granted, but I steal it from you.
I wish that pokemon were real!
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Granted. A Wailord is made to appear in reality but it appears right on top of you, crushing you to death!
I wish I was immune to force lightning in my star wars dreams (Dooku is always knocking me out with it!)
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Granted.
Dooku turns into Morgan Freeman and now Morgan Freeman shoots rubber bands. Lethal Rubber Bands.
I wish for a non-baka Kaito.
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Granted, but it doesn't work. The only Kaito is Baka Kaito
I wish I could speak Japanese.
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Granted. しかし、あなたはそれを読むことができない
I wish I could get Pokerus without using action replay to get it.
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Granted. I ask you for a Shiny, Timid Palkia with 31/0/31/31/31/31 in exchange.
I wish ShinyBlaziken could change his mind about Bakaito.
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Granted, I can, doesn't mean I will.
I wish that exams will be extremely easy.
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Granted. Petzbreeder is the teacher and hence the exam's content will be easy but you will fail because I will tell her not topermit you to pass.
I wish I could turn Bakaito into Fegelein.
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Granted, but Fegelein stalls you to death.
I wish for logic.
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Granted. You get Delicious' Logic.
I don't wish for anything.
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Fine *Shoots rocket at Scout, causing him to explode*
I wish Scout wished for something.
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Okay. The corruption is that actually his next wish will not be corrupted.
Delicious_Scout wishes all the battlers of the E4 challenge a great time.
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Granted, but you expect your wish to be corrupted, right? I won't corrupt it, therefore corrupting it. (oh my paradox)
I wish for a paradox.
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granted but your brain explodes in the process.
I wish this stupid toenail would grow back. D:<
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Granted. It grows in both your back and in ShinyBlazi's hair.
I wish the corruption of my wish affects my enemies.
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Granted, but it instead affects you.
I wish that I wasn't so bored.
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Granted. You break Heaven in Chat.
I wish a bowl of delicious cornflakes to feed ShinyBlaziken.
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Granted, but I don't eat you. (I hate cornflakes)
I wish that I had my Twitch Plays Pokemon shirt already.
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Granted. It is the perfect sized shirt. For a mouse....
I wish for a cuckoo clock!
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Granted, the cuckoo clock makes the cuckoo sound every second instead of every hour though.
I wish I could use mind control like Madame X's Malamar.
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Your wish is already a corrupted corruption, what the Hell
Granted, but I can control yours and you can not control mine.
ei weesh ei culd wreat prupurle
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Granted. It is the perfect sized shirt. For a mouse....
I can live with that.
Your wish is already a corrupted corruption, what the Hell
Granted, but I can control yours and you can not control mine.
ei weesh ei culd wreat prupurle
Granted, but you only can wreat blue and red, but not purple.
I wish Scout would make sense.
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Granted but now Scout has become less interesting to talk to.
I wish I could meet Linkin Park (Their newest album is amazing!)
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Granted, but all the members are people you hate, and their manager is Justin Bieber!
I wish that I wouldn't procrastinate so much.
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Granted. But since I am less interesting now, you will die out of boredo(o)m.
I wish I could perform a Flash Kick.
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Granted. You perform one and then break your neck so violently that you are dead.
I wish for some cookies!
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Granted, but you have to come to the dark side first, as we are the only ones who have them.
I wish I could summon the Horned Reaper from Dungeon Keeper 2.
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Granted, but it works against you and not with you.
I wish to have a completed National Pokedex.
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granted, but its on your red version. not really horribly corrupted, but it works
i wish for socks without holes in them.
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Granted, but you never said who gets them. Scout gets them instead.
I wish for another wish.
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Granted, but the wish is wished at random, and it appears that the wish is that you wished to burst into pieces.
I wish Loz gets her puppy without any kind of shenanigan on her.
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Granted, but the below user explodes.
I wish that I didn't have so much homework.
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Granted, but the below user explodes.
Gee, thanks!
I wish that I didn't have so much homework.
Granted, your dog ate your homework and now you're in trouble for it!
I wish for the ability to change my appearance and voice like Paige can with her glamouring ability in Charmed.
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Granted, but you explode a second time.
I wish that I could play the hardest songs on Guitar Heron on expert and FC them.
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Granted, but her explosion makes you explode. She is supposed to respawn in ten seconds, though.
I wish for a goose and goat fusion.
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Granted, but it kills you.
I wish for a Krusty Krab Pizza.
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granted, but the krusty krab pizza is for you and me
and when i say that
i mean its just for me
i wish i didnt have to get out of bed
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Granted, but I get my Krusty Krab Pizza back.
I wish that I had more time to think of a wish.
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Granted. You then drop dead.
I wish for a real My Little Pony!
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granted, but its more a My Large Pony then little. have fun with the poop~
i wish i wasnt so tired
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Granted, but you turn into Captain Jigglypuff's disobedient pony.
I wish Alice and I did not say so many innuendos in IRC.
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granted but now youre saying them in real life around judgemental people
I wish I didn't have to get out of bed (again D;)
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Granted, but the Bed starts draining your energy and you eventually become a bed zombie.
I wish Little Mac had a better aerial game.
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Granted, but his ground game then completely sucks.
I wish I had the 3DS version on SSB4
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Granted. You now have no 3DS.
I wish for a Yorkie that can do the most adorable tricks ever!
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Granted, but it eats you.
I wish that I had the complete manga collection for Attack on Titan
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Granted, but you turn into an average Japanese person: a male who happens to be 45 years old.
I wish Alice told me why she added me.
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Granted, but I don't know who Alice is and where she added you.
I wish that after I've replied to this topic, it never comes up on my new replies ever again.
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Granted, something else comes up instead: How to make the perfect Zucchini Bread.
I wish for more time off school.
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Granted. The school catches on fire and you are arrested on suspicion of arson. Good news is you don't have to go to school for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time!
I wish for a rainbow!
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Granted, but the rainbow is in Black and White, Low Resolution.
I wish E.K.A.N.S. got in chat sometimes so that she was able to know who Alice is.
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Granted, but then Alice leaves the site like Chloe. :(
I wish Chloe came back to the site.
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Granted, but I also don't know who Chloe is
and which site she needs to come back to :P
I wish my captions didn't get copied, seriously
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Granted, but everything else is copied.
I wish that I had SSB4 right now.
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Granted, but it's all bugged up.
I wish I could think of my corruptions faster.
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Granted, but you are sniped every time.
I wish I could troll Captain Jigglypuff with Duck Hunt in SSB4
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(http://www.ezimba.com/work/141013C/ezimba11382736641000.png)
Granted. But I got rid of the link to the video of the dog laughing endlessly because it's not cool to tease people about their childhood fears like that.
I wish I could the game would let me shoot that dog for every time it laughed.
If I had a nickel bullet for every time it did that...
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Works for me
Granted, you shoot a guy named it and go to jail for the rest of your life. Good news though, you avoid the death penalty.
I wish for a piece of pie.
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Granted, but your dog eats it. Wait did you mean pie as in the dessert? You weren't talking about your math homework? Well, then your dog eats both of those things.
I wish you weren't tricked by the fact that I edited my earlier post to say a different wish and different corruption.
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Granted. But I got rid of the link to the video of the dog laughing endlessly because it's not cool to tease people about their childhood fears like that.
It wasn't a fear, it was just a childhood agitation.
And for your wish, granted, but you didn't edit.
I wish for such doge.
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Granted. It rips your face off.
I wish people would understand how I feel....
It wasn't a fear, it was just a childhood agitation.
Actually one of my phobias as a kid WAS being laughed at along with ALWAYS losing because I never won a single award as a kid. THAT'S why the dog traumatized me. It was laughing at me because I was losing.
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^Ok, fair enough. I'm still using Duck Hunt in ssb4.
Granted, but then you change your views.
I wish for more doge.
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Does duck hunt taunt with its creepy laugh in ssb4? o.o
Granted, but I don't know what a doge is and I don't care to look it up.
I wish I had less homework on school days.
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Granted, but you get more homework over the weekends.
I wish that I wasn't afraid of falling anymore.
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Granted, but you fall with every step you make, eventualy giving up walking.
I wish you I could find a schedule for all my articles of the week. Seriously, I don't have any.
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Granted, but you stop making the article.
I wish that Pelipper was covered on the article!
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Did you momma ever tell you not to play with fire?
Granted, but it will include a lot of puns regarding your love for birds. And it will be crappy, crappier than usual.
I wish I won Humans vs Zombies.
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Granted, but you are a human, the last one left. Then you drown.
I wish for dark chocolate.
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Granted. You get chocolate infused with dark magic. You take a bit and it is the most delicious chocolate you have ever eaten in your life. You then drop dead from the poison.
I wish I had a fairy....
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Granted, it's a magikarp dressed like a fairy.
I wish to be able to taste curry.
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Granted. You eat TIM Curry and he was tasty!
I wish for a Spiky Ear Pichu!
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Granted, but the spikes poke holes in your system's screen, ruining it.
I wish for a taco.
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Granted. You are given a copy of Taco's hit Puttin' On the Ritz!
I wish for some candy canes!
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Granted, but they contain too much sugar, thus leading you to madness (if you are not already mad).
I wish for a better "Duke Nukem Forever".
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Granted. You then get arrested for copyright infringement.
I wish for some salmon!
Granted, but they contain too much sugar, thus leading you to madness (if you are not already mad).
Too late for that!
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Granted, but your salmon comes dressed up as Salmond. And forces you to blame Cameron. Forever.
I wish Sappy delivered.
Too late for that!
:tongue2: I knew it! ;3
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Granted. Sappy delivers twenty seven healthy babies and YOU ARE THE FATHER!
I wish I could fly.
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Granted. Sappy delivers twenty seven healthy babies and YOU ARE THE FATHER!
How is this a corruption?
Granted, you can fly, but you can only do this in the Bermuda Triangle. Good luck.
I wish for more new shippings.
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Granted. You get 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000 boxes from Amazon!
I wish for some ginger ale!
How is this a corruption?
Granted, you can fly, but you can only do this in the Bermuda Triangle. Good luck.
I wish for more new shippings.
Simple. Sappy literally gives birth to 27 babies at the same time and you are the father!
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Granted, but it's given to you by Natalie Portman!
I wish for a Mountain Dew!
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Granted! You get a single dewdrop from the mountains.
I wish I had a screwdriver.
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Granted, but I stab you with it.
I wish for better technological skills.
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granted, and with these newly acquired skills, you decide to build a robot. however, the cunning robot skillfully steals and stabs you in the side with the screwdriver you just stabbed captain jigglypuff with.
i wish i could get up without getting really cold. ;/
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Granted. You are now on fire!
I wish I could win the Powerball lottery!
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Granted, you play dodgeball and become the target of every red rubber ball thrown. Isn't it great?
I wish that I didn't feel hot and cold at the same time.
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granted, you just feel really cold.
and by that, i mean really, really cold.
i wish the steady unrelenting flow of homework would just completely stop, because that'd be nice really nice right now lol.
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Granted, but you have to do it all at once, and when I say all, I mean all.
I wish that I didn't have to do this common assessment crap.
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Granted. You are struck down by a meteor which rips you in half!
I wish for a giant peppermint stick!
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Granted, but it OHKOes you with Fire Blast.
I wish for Kaito understanding I have no waifu.
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granted, shinyblaziken is your new waifu.
I wish for bigger hands.
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Granted. They are SO gigantic that you literally kill and break EVERYTHING you touch by simply putting your finger on stuff extremely lightly except yourself.
I wish it was Friday!
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Granted, but from now on every day is monday.
I wish for endless knowledge.
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Granted, but you never said on what. You are now filled with endless knowledge on the history of baby diapers (gotta love randomizers).
I wish for a wheel of fortune.
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Granted, but the onlysections are death by exsanguination or disembowelment, or eternal life chained to a chair being forced to listen to boy bands. Have fun.
I wish for
|This wish cannot be corrupted., nor is it corrupt to begin with, nor can its status as pure be corrupted, or the previous clause about remaining pure being corrupted. Those who attempt to do so will have to answer to Phoenix Wright, who sadly does not exist, but that doesn't matter. Yet you still must find some way to corrupt this wish, and if you do without breaking the above, you will get a cupcake (note: you will not actually get a cupcake) and if you do break our terms, it means nothing, who cares, and you just wasted your time reading this pointless buildup to an easily corruptible wish|
A steak, and some mashed potatoes with green onions and extra butter.
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Granted but you get food poisoning from eating it!
Your "terms" made no sense to me so therefore they are invalid!
I wish I could skip forward in time so I don't have to wait to get my modded 3DS.
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Granted, but your 3DS mysteriously asks you to film you whenever you are taking a shower.
I wish for something more broken than Mega Rayquaza.
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Granted, you snap in half. Hey, that is what you asked..... right?
I wish that all the moving in our house was already done.
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Granted. I help you with it.
I wish I had a Misdreavus
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Granted, but you are now allergic to ghosts.
I wish for more backstory on Zinnia.
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Granted. You are disappointed even more than before!
I wish you could catch Jirachi and Mew in the wild like you can with Deoxys.
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Wish granted, but they can only learn splash.
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Since Neotenens didn't make a wish, I'll make one
I wish my mum had an indoor voice and my ears were less sensitive (My ears are killing me today!)
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Granted. You are now deaf.
I wish for a mech suit.
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Granted, but Hank Hill uses his propane barbeque to build a better one... for himself and Bobby, I tell you hwat!
I wish EVing and PokéAming a full team wasn't so tedious...
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Granted. EVs and Pokemon Amie no longer exist.
I wish for an ability that is both Protean and Adaptability at the same time.
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Granted. I help you with it.
Not really a corruption
Granted, but you're banned from everything. Including life.
I wish to be able to rap like your stereotypical african american
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Not really a corruption
Well since the point of this topic is to corrupt someone's wish, deciding not to corrupt it is technically a corruption I think?
Granted. You can rap like your stereotypical african american, but it gets you nowhere
I wish I had more free time
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Granted. You are now, and forever shall be, unemployed.
I wish for bacon.
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its canadian bacon
i wish i could write faster
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Granted, you turn into Sanic, meaning that whenever you move or are moved Sanic's theme pierces everyone's ears, including yours, causing instant, unbearable pain.
I wish I were Sanic.
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granted.
whenever you move or are moved Sanic's theme pierces everyone's ears, including yours, causing instant, unbearable pain. you gotta go so fast that u ded
i wish i could stand without excruciating pain in my foot
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its canadian bacon
We Canadians eat normal bacon. There is no such thing as Canadian bacon. My wish was not corrupted. You have failed.
Anyway, granted. Your legs are amputated, and you now have prosthetic legs.
I wish for a Dracossack.
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Granted. All is well until you learn that your Dracossack came from someone named Draco and off a certain part of his body....
I wish I had a Jirachi!
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Granted. That Jirachi wishes you to horribly corrupt itself, thus ending in the whole Pokémon World exploding.
I wish whenever Captain Jigglypuff talked Doctor Wily's Theme (Fortress 1 to 2, from "Megaman II") sounded.
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Granted. It plays at 3 billion decibels, and your ears explode.
I wish school was more interactive and less linear and boring.
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Granted, for your assignment, you must survive through the entire Iliad without dying.
I wish that I had more winter break.
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Granted. You turn out to be an ignorant and die looking for food; in fact, you found a Justin Bieber CD and you thought it was food, and the eaten CD turned to be poison.
I wish Golurk were more epic.
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Granted, but it becomes so epic that you blow up.
I wish that greninja wasn't going to be banned.
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Granted. Non-Mega Blaziken and Lucario are now banned.
I wish I had a talking kitty cat named Mr. Fluffums!
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^Erm.... Lucario is UU and my Ubers team is full, plus regular blaziken is already banned. :/
Granted, but it's actually a dog, with a duck on its back.
I wish that my circle pad wouldn't get stuck so much.
-
Granted. You no longer have a circle pad.
I wish for Zinnia and N to be in the same game, and actually have fully fleshed out and elaborated upon stories.
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Granted. Zinnia and N, after some differences, fall in love with each other and the shipping intensifies. Unfortunely, Reshiram and Zekrom are not pleased and call Kyurem to merge with it so that Kyurem-BlackandWhite is born. It resembles like a dragnoish Michael Jackson, and it destroys za warudo with an Hyper Voice.
I wish I could finish my 1:24 '93 Rally of Montecarlo Winner Toyota Celica model properly.
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Granted, but, unfortunately, God hates you after that, so you have a stroke and DIE.
I wish for the most inopportune things to happen to me.
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Granted; these things happen, but they also befall to your loved beings, included the producers of My Little Pony. Now Celestia is know as Princess Onehoof (and not as Cairne Bloodhoof).
I wish for a non-lethal box of cereals.
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granted, the box is okay but the cereal itself is laced with anthrax.
i wish for a pet dog! ^-^
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Granted, the dog has rabies, and he bites you and everyone you love. You DIE.
I wish for the funny flying four foxes.
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Granted; they later turn into the Four Dead Horsemen, and the plague consumes you. (At least Faerlina is now your sidekick.)
I wish for a red button.
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Granted. You press it, and nuclear war begins.
I wish to have a stormy, rocky island in the middle of the Atlantic all to myself.
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Granted, but the nuclear war blows it up and your ship gets blown off course on route to it and you end up on Lian Yu.
I wish i wasn't so obsessed with Arrow.
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Granted. Now you are obsessed with He-Man, and you eventually end up dressing as Adam. All days.
I wish a Legendary card for myself in Hearthstone.
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Granted, but you take ten damage every time a Murloc appears.
I wish I had enough money for ORAS.
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Granted. It's counterfeit.
I wish that the legendaries would actually spawn in Omega Ruby (seriously, I've met all the requirements, but they won't show up)
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Granted, but you have to look up a walkthrough or something first.
I wish I had a way to wish something in this thread without having it corrupted.
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So ironic that I killed the topic that way. :P
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Granted. However you have only delayed the corruption, not stopped it.
I wish that I was a Gallade.
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Granted, your trainer is really dumb though, and tries to use a gardevoirite to make you mega evolve.
Out of frustration, your trainer releases you into the wild. Where is the corruption? Your trainer, being dumb, releases you underwater - you drown!
I wish I could get this monster (http://monsterrancher.wikia.com/wiki/Magmax) in Monster Rancher 2 and call it Clifford (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_the_Big_Red_Dog).
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Granted. But Clifford the Big Red Dog is not amused that you used his name and he bites you in half. Why? Because he's a giant dog!
I wish for a yoyo!
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Granted, but the yo-yo belonged to Snoop Dogg, hence it tends to act in a swaggie manner, with lots of #YOLOs. Eventually, it smokes weed everywhere, every day, and you become so stoned you turn into a statue.
I wish for a hat for Kaito.
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Granted, but it's a fedora.
I wish for an army of skeletons.
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Granted. You get an army of sloth skeletons which are so lazy that while in battle, you end up dying because no one is moving fast enough to save you.
I wish I had bacon!
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Granted....you get so much poisoned bacon and that's all you're allowed to eat for the rest of your short life.
I wish all 3 of the underground super-volcanoes in the earth would erupt to full extent at the same exact time.
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Granted. The volcanoes erupt at full force and cause massive destruction. Too bad it all happened directly beneath you and you were burned to a VERY long and painful death....
I wish I had a coffee cake!
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Granted. Godot sees the cake, smells it, and veours it, ramming his coffee mug to your head until he is done eating. You die in the process.
I wish I could learn how to Shoryuken.
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Granted, but now all you can do to respond to questions is yell out 'Sure you can!' and then do an uppercut.
I wish for three perfectly cooked jacket potatoes.
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Granted, but I eat them.
I wish that I can visit the worlds that I create in my dreams and actually play through the events, and be able to come home when I want.
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Granted. You then run into Freddy Krueger who then kills you in a horrible yet clever way. The police are still looking for parts of you in the real world.
I wish I had a peacock!
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^Jokes of you, he doesn't exist in any of them!
Granted, but it kills you.
I wish that I could think of something to wish for.
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Granted, but it's a horrible idea and you never should have thought of it.
I wish I could actually get the motivation to do something.
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Granted, but then you have nothing to do.
I wish I didn't have to read Pride and Prejudice
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Granted. You now must real the novelized version of all the seasons for The Jersey Shore and write a 10000000000000000000000000000000 word essay on the book. It is far worse than it sounds.
I wish I had a lemon bar!
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Granted - but it has strong undertones of rotten flesh.
I wish for a bigger house.
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Granted, your home is one squared inch bigger. However, in the contract it is written it is actually one quared kilometre bigger, thus causing the bank to pursuit you until you pay the "real" cost of the estate. You eventually end up in jail and die due to the last supper.
Granted, but now all you can do to respond to questions is yell out 'Sure you can!' and then do an uppercut.
↑ I ain't even mad, this is what I wanted to do anyway.
I wish I could drive the M A S H E E N.
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Granted. You get in and it blows up as soon as you start it.
I wish for a cat named Fluffums!
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Granted! But the cat scratches your guts out and no one is around to help you.
I wish for a laser on the moon and Dr. Evil fires it at Austin Powers' home while he sleeps
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Granted. Unfortunately for you, you are also inside the house and you die a horrible death.
I wish I had a carrot cake!
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Granted. However, you must fight against Virginia and Frisbee, and you eventually die in the battle, which lasts 47 episodes.
I wish McPixel were real.
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Granted, but they can only be seen at McDonalds
I wish that I had some ice cream.
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granted, you have frozen rash cream now.
i wish this thunderstorm would blow over already
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Granted, and now it's hailing emojis.
I wish for a set of blue stickers with the words 'good job!' handwritten on them.
↑ I ain't even mad, this is what I wanted to do anyway.
Ah... oops.
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Granted. However, it says under that "nincompoop". So basically you're being sarcastic. Not really a corruption, though.
I wish that my corruption was better.
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Granted, your corruption is so much better that it corrupts everything in existence!
I wish to have a lightsaber with a hilt that is made from a combination of Katchin (http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Katchin) and Chrome Digizoid (http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Chrome_Digizoid).
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Granted, your corruption is so much better that it corrupts everything in existence!
I wish to have a lightsaber with a hilt that is made from a combination of Katchin (http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Katchin) and Chrome Digizoid (http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Chrome_Digizoid).
Granted. But the lightsaber is a faulty one and will blow up if you use it!
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You have to make a wish after corrupting the last one.
I wish for an "excellent" clone of Mr.Burns.
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I was just doing that!
Granted! He'll turn out evil!
I wish the name rater would rate the 401 nicknames!
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Granted. He then kills you violently with a dull electric knife because he's been excessively drinking again as usual....
I wish I was a My Little Pony!
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Granted. However, one of those bronies buts some unsavory art of you on the internet.
I wish I didn't have a sore throat.
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Granted. Now you don't have a throat.
I wish I had more friends.
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Granted. You HAD more friends. But not now that you killed them!
I wish I was a My Little Pony!
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Granted. However, one of those bronies puts some unsavory art of you on the internet.
See above quote.
I wish my computer wasn't so screwed up.
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Granted! However, now it runs on tears. You must cry for your wifi.
I wish wasn't in debt from student loans :3c
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Granted, but you now have to pay your medical bills, and you just got cancer.
I wish that I didn't have allergies
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Granted. Now you have SUPER allergies! If you go near one of them, you'll head will pop like a balloon!
I wish I had a pet unicorn!
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Granted, you now have a single ear of corn.
I wish that my computer's display was fixed.
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Granted, but you now have to pay your medical bills, and you just got cancer.
HAAAAAAAAAA I have appendicitis last month and I got a huge bill for that already :')
Granted, but now your computer can only display things that make your grandma cry.
I wish for a raise.
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Granted. You are raised 10000000000000 feet into the air and then dropped and break your neck upon.
I wish I had a gold PS4!
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Granted, but it's spray painted gold and the coating doesn't conduct heat very well.
I wish I could have some pudding.
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Granted. You get Puddin' from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. And he brutally beats you up when you accidentally hurt a bunny. With a frozen salmon and a tire iron....
I wish that I could go to Spain!
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Granted. You get on the wrong plane.
I wish that my animation (Search For The Lost Box) was re-made with better animation and graphics by Nintendo.
(I just want to see how you could corrupt my wish)
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Granted, but nintendo don't give you any credit or anything for making the original version. You take them to court, claiming the work is yours but nobody believes you.
I wish that Ki energy (From Dragonball Z) was real and that I could use it to fly and use the Kamehameha.
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Granted. It simply doesn't come true!
I wish I had some sanity!
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already granted
i wish digimon didn't exist
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Granted! But I make the wish before you do and thus you just wasted a wish. And you get no refunds either....
I wish I had a new car!
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Granted. It's a toy.
I wish that all my animations were done the way I want them to be.
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granted, but they're not made by you and the person takes full credit for it and the idea. they become famous and you dont get a penny... even worse, they sue you for all of the money you have when you try to challenge them
i wish this forum was more active
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Granted. But nobody was listening when you made the wish.
I wish Lord Raven would leave me alone!
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granted but pkmn net gets closed due to donald trump taking over the world so you never see each other again
i wish for cake
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Granted. It's poisonous!
I don't mind if I don't see Lord Raven again!
I wish I could sing!
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granted - you can now sing very badly. almost like a dying cat.
i wish for donald trump to be turned into one big rotten potato
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Granted but he gains the codes to gain access to America's nuclear arsenal.
I wish for a good idea to use to revive the roleplaying board.
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Granted, I try to share my good idea with you, but it's too complicated
I wish for a better idea to use to revive the roleplaying board.
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Granted, but nobody likes it and they don't join in.
I wish this website was the only one with this forum game because I found it somewhere else (http://dreammoods.com/dreamforum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=35898).
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Granted. But there's another forum game from this forum that is on another site.
I wish I could find the music that I want.
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Granted. All the music you want comes to you on a new iPod Touch! Only thing is it's broken....
I wish I had a friend on Miitomo.... (seriously I need some!)