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How do you cut your sandwiches?
« on: May 21, 2017, 11:13 »
Different people cut sandwiches in different ways! In half, in triangles and sometimes in four small squares. Some people don't cut them at all lazy people! How do you cut yours?

I cut mine horizontally in half.

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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 13:37 »
But the top of the slice of bread is closest to the camera.... so you've cut them vertically in half
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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2017, 14:10 »
But the top of the slice of bread is closest to the camera.... so you've cut them vertically in half
I found that image on the Internet and that was the closest I could get! Imagine it's being cut the other way!
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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2017, 15:50 »
Cutting sandwiches? That's rude. They have feelings too you know.  I don't cut mine. Whole or bust
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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2017, 16:44 »
I cut mine with a knife

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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2017, 17:37 »
Rarely have sandwiches tbh, normally have wraps, but on the rare occasion I have one, I usually cut it in half, the opposite way to as shown in the picture.
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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2017, 18:08 »
Please stop cutting me

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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2017, 18:11 »
Please stop cutting me

don't worry I don't actually eat bread in 2017

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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2017, 18:12 »
Please stop cutting me
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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2017, 18:42 »
 I don't tend to cut my sandwiches or butter them either.

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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2017, 18:43 »
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In other news, I eat mine cut horizontally. Unless it's a toastie, in which case it's diagonal
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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2017, 19:20 »
Please stop cutting me

This is 2017 people. Please end the suffering.
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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2017, 19:21 »
i like to cut mine diagonally into quarters


if i'm feeling jazzy i'll use a cookie cutter and make shapes


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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2017, 19:43 »
Cut vertically to the middle, then horizontally across from the middle to right. Then I'd get a small square and an L shaped slice. That's experimenting. Or being extremely drunk.....


Let's see how many weird shapes we can think of. I worded this carefully, so we don't get a repeat of "using a knife"
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Re: How do you cut your sandwiches?
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2017, 19:59 »
Let's see how many weird shapes we can think of. I worded this carefully, so we don't get a repeat of "using a knife"

Once my brother asked for something dumb like 3 triangles and a square, I think my dad did it by doing your L shape then slicing it to make it a large triangle and two small ones.
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