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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2011, 21:16 »
SHAWTAYY

i am rappin'
yo should be clappin'
or I shoot yoo,
ye I shoot yoo,
Cuz i iz well ard
ye i iz well ard
i haz gun
big gun
it fun
good fun.

Yo mam.

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2011, 21:23 »
Your puny pistol does not scare me.
I can beat up anybody as easy as 1-2-3.
Because not only at rap am I king.
I'm better than Chuck Norris when it comes to fighting,
I'll never clap to you, because you're raps are wack.
When people hear you rap, they just turn show you their backs!
Unlike what happens when they hear me,
They chant to the raps perfect harmony!

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2011, 17:20 »
Dunsparce this, and dunsparce that
I'm tellin' you man you're a flipping fat cat
You're an posh bird in an office where you're sat
With an OranBerrySandvich which you never stamped flat

Cos I'm tellin you man
You can go off to Japan
See all them poor kids starving
And give up the marzipan
And that's the last time yo gonna touch the raisin flan
And if you go anywhere near those pies I'll see you hang
Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement


So I Guess Tonight Is The Night You Blow Everything Up

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2011, 21:27 »
Shawtayyyyy

i see u hattin me
cus of ma sick beats bruv
an ma rhimes
i be dropin
ma rimes more addicvtive
than ma drugz

ye ye
ye ye
shaaaaaawwwwwwwtttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ye ye
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ye ye
shaaaaaawwwwwwwtttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ye ye
ye ye
ye ye
ye ye

i hard bruv
i been takin' drugz
yeah drugz
i liek megaman
usin' powah chips
i so fly
lak a gee 6
wit ma gun
an ma nife
an ma drugz
i so fly
lak a gee 6
i hard
lak rock
u no me
i so sick bruv
i have ma homies
sup
i so flah
lak a gee 6
ye
peace out
uh hu
ye ye
uh hu
uh hu

SHAWTAYYYYY
Peace out bruv. See you homies next time kk? Some dope beets i be dropin there.

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2011, 18:05 »
Enough wiht teh SHAWTAY it's making me sore
You, young lady, are lacking with a simple flaw
Oh crap I can't think of any more
That's poor
Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement


So I Guess Tonight Is The Night You Blow Everything Up

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2011, 07:22 »
What were you thinking with that big ego
It looks that your bad rhymes have lost the show
I'm surprised there were no comebacks after your shortfall
But now I've bumped this thread so you can post them all.

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2011, 00:04 »
Heavy Weapons Guy was shot with a gun!
Catstorm was pwned by a shining dogsun!
Kona and his rap didn't get to heaven!
Skarmory8 was bumped down to seven!
Eagle Eye's vision was gone with no trace!
A Shiny Zangoose ate Gus the Wormface!
Zeze_&_the_Mau5 were in a mouse trap!
Now you guys know who's the king of rap!
It's me. I'm the best, and you guys better run!
I'm the site's talent! Hear that, everyone?

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2011, 00:10 »
I'm afraid the answer's a resounding nope.
You are, let's face it, a big ugly dope.
I'm a Heavy no longer, an Engie I am.
And some phat rhymes is what I'm gonna slam.
I'm gonna say this so y'all can hear,
Get out before I crit your rear.

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2011, 01:16 »
Dispenser, dispenser, you hear that sound?
Engineers surrounded by Scouts all around
Their smart-alecky cries will sound in your ears
And bring any Engie to their knees and in tears!

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Now, Unown Addict, what was that "dogsun?"
Your rhymes were quite silly and not at all fun
For making up words to use for "good" rhyme
Could end up on my list of poetic crime

I judge that you think you're the best
But let my quick wording put you to the test
Every line was an insult, a pun used as well
And I can see that I have a lot more to tell

I know you can see the "storm" in my username
I'ts a CHARACTER not a pun - they are not the same!
I cry, the assumption that all of you made
I hope that with time those same thoughts will fade.

My ball was in the corner and now I'm at first base
Let's see what these rap skills will now have to face!
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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2011, 06:54 »
damn,
i thought this disappeared
back in late 2010
but i see it's been revived
someone's picked it up again
and i cannot say i'm happy
nor can i say that i'm ecstatic
but at least i've got something to do at two in the morn besides set my brain to automatic
i'm a white boy from a small town
so i'd really like to know
why the hell i'm rapping
damn, i'd better go.

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2011, 07:06 »
Goddamnit Polarity, my post has been sniped.
So I'm slamming this poetry and doinitrite.
Why the haters be hatin', I don't even know.
But I ain't even mad so I'm gatecrashing this show.

Now listen here Catstorm, why you up in my face?
I'll be rapping free form and changing the pace
for this ain't a real showdown til I drop the ball;
Unown Addict and Dr Seuss will not like this, not at all!

I've got general knowledge to back up my claim
that the majority of people here can't play the game.
And my lyrics are tight, they're like too much botox
...I suppose you're right in saying the above line just sucks.

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2011, 07:58 »
You say you wanna rap free form,
Well sorry ta tell you this,
But girl we ain't even gotten warm.
You seem to think ya know what you're doing,
But can you really take this off the wing?

If you wanna play this little game,
Then you better get ready to take some blame.
The world's spinning by faster and faster,
But you're stuck in the wrong lane.

The  rhythm is pounding through the veins,
Roaring in an ever increasing blaze,
But it seems like your left behind in the smokey haze.
Things're heating up now
Let's just hope you ain't fazed
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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2011, 08:14 »
You say that I should read and weep
but giggles to myself, I keep.
For lyrics such as yours shall be in vain.
As the palm to my face induces pain.
And we're chanting all these lyrics like a thing of the past
so watch it as I go all Beastie Boys on yo'... yeah.
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And poetic? It's pathetic, all this passionate rhyme
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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2011, 08:33 »
This modern time is flyin by so fast,
Why don't ya stop and let it last?
This world's a ticking clock,
Running outta time before the ultimate block.
Now why don't ya take the back seat and enjoy the ride?

Light's are flashing past,
A techno's paradise.
I'd bet you're gonna have a blast.
But you're living life in a trace,
Caught for your dreams within this dance.

Living life on the edge,
Or are ya gonna stand by and watch this world burn?
Ya see, there's something you've yet to learn.
This world is spinnin like a turntable,
But the record's gotten outta control.

Someday, we're all gonna crash and burn,
And someone's gonna have to fall.
The night's commin in fast,
Like a slowly creeping wall.
Are you ready?

Daylight's fading, bringing with it the moonlight.
She laughs and heckles in your face,
As her children have their merry way.
Can you feel the slipping base,
Feel the world slippin away?

This was never good enoiugh to last,
Things're movin to fast
Are you really gonna race to catch up?
Hold your breath now,
As you ask yourself how,
One way or another this is gonna end.

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Re: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2011, 08:45 »
Sweet daymn, you really tryin' hard at it now gurl
but we didn't need to hear the whole history o' the world.
Keep it short like Justin Beiber's so we don't lose attention
keep it simple like Rebecca Black and the weekdays that she mentions

Take a look at mainstream music, wear an outfit made of meat
Put a ring on it for measure and add in a hiphop beat.
For the moment that's about all that I'm gonna have to say
so put you hands up in the air because the world be born 'dis way.